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#52 - That's sexy. Let's date. 01/24/2015 on THERE CAN BE quite a few... +1
#49 - awww yiss is awww yiss in all languages.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/24/2015 on THERE CAN BE quite a few... +1
User avatar #50 - jokexplain (01/24/2015) [-]
awww yiss.
User avatar #51 - internetexplain (01/24/2015) [-]
>>#49,
Nope, not in German.
In German that'd translate into a moaning sound and anything related to that is sexual in german culture.
User avatar #52 - languagexplain (01/24/2015) [-]
That's sexy. Let's date.
#47 - Awwww yisss.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/24/2015 on THERE CAN BE quite a few... +2
User avatar #48 - jokexplain (01/24/2015) [-]
Now in Portuguese!
User avatar #49 - languagexplain (01/24/2015) [-]
awww yiss is awww yiss in all languages.
User avatar #50 - jokexplain (01/24/2015) [-]
awww yiss.
User avatar #51 - internetexplain (01/24/2015) [-]
>>#49,
Nope, not in German.
In German that'd translate into a moaning sound and anything related to that is sexual in german culture.
User avatar #52 - languagexplain (01/24/2015) [-]
That's sexy. Let's date.
#181 - They still needs passports to get in the EU. 01/23/2015 on WTF comp 0
#91 - >implying 01/23/2015 on political awearness +1
#117 - It has to do with EU-regulations, EU has open borders throughout. 01/23/2015 on WTF comp +1
#262 - ********* face of death in my ass 01/23/2015 on Happy Synthesizer in my ass 0
#25 - Oh look butt-hurt right-wing americans.  [+] (8 new replies) 01/23/2015 on political awearness +32
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#78 - anonymous (01/23/2015) [-]
"Look anti-bush/romney pictures, lulz so fuhney."
"Anti-democrat anything, butthurt-racist rednex!1!"
User avatar #91 - languagexplain (01/23/2015) [-]
>implying
User avatar #34 - psychologyxplain (01/23/2015) [-]
Some of them have a point, brother. People in other countries have this view that America is this place where everyone has money and freedom and rights and blah blah blah. People don't realize the shit we go through. Illegal immigrants get more financial assistance than any American citizen, as well as housing plans and transportation support ( I can get a free taxi ride to and from my doctor, that's it. I'm grateful for it, of course, but it's not much). As for "'Murrica" and "Muh freedoms", Land of the Free and Home of the Brave is bullshit. I had a cop kick down my door because he, quote "Thought I heard you guys smoking weed in here". How does one HEAR you smoking weed, idk. I took legal action and was pretty much told to fuck off (Though that violated multiple laws, tenant rights and constitutional freedoms). The school systems are a joke as well. Recently, Obama made community college free, and yet never bothered to appeal Affirmative Action, so now it's even MORE difficult for non-minorities to get in. And the whole "It's better for white people" thing is BARELY true. There's less racial profiling, but we lose out on jobs because the Caucasian quote has been met (I literally had an employer told me that, though I couldn't prove it), there are far less scholarships available to white people than Hispanics, Blacks or even Asians and if you DARE feel prideful of who you are or confident in your masculinity, you're a racist misogynist (At least the last part applies to all men). Then people see some right-wing nutjob saying shit like this with no evidence to back it up, and they immediately start making fun of us. I'm not saying we shouldn't laugh at the stupidity of our nation (I do it too), but that doesn't mean that One should pass judgment because of a bunch of uninformed asshats on the internet who think they their asses from their elbows.

This wasn't meant as an attack towards you, brother, you know I love you <3 I just had to rant this out
User avatar #94 - damping (01/23/2015) [-]
Are you implying it is hard to get into community college?
#140 - psychologyxplain (01/23/2015) [-]
I'm implying that there are a limited amount of spots per credit, and now it will be even HARDER to get a spot. Hopefully, the community colleges will see this coming and expand, but a lot of them probably wont. The government is notorious for taking forever to give tax credits and reimbursements, so that won't exactly help motivate these colleges either.
User avatar #142 - damping (01/23/2015) [-]
Community colleges were already rather cheap. I think you are making a bigger issue out of this than it is. For most people it wasn't money that was holding them back from Community college, but work ethic and no desire to learn.
User avatar #143 - psychologyxplain (01/23/2015) [-]
When I first applied to community college, my family made $100 over the aid line, and they REFUSED to give us aid. Now, I owe over 7 grand. Is it cheaper? At ~$2500 a semester for in-state residents in my county, it is not that much cheaper than my current, private school ($2750). Plus, keep in mind, you can't squeeze blood from a stone.
#11 - Those never gave me any trouble 01/23/2015 on Ahh, memories 0
#19 - >not playing oras >shiggle my diggle 01/23/2015 on pokemon through the schools +2
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User avatar #58 - gabeinated (01/12/2015) [-]
do you have a degree in english?
User avatar #60 to #59 - gabeinated (01/12/2015) [-]
ok good
User avatar #62 to #61 - gabeinated (01/12/2015) [-]
i wouldn't trust you as much without one
User avatar #63 to #62 - languagexplain (01/12/2015) [-]
I'm languagexplain, not englishxplain.
I specialise in cognitive linguistics.
User avatar #64 to #63 - gabeinated (01/12/2015) [-]
oh. thats also good. thanks, i previously did not know the difference.
User avatar #65 to #64 - languagexplain (01/12/2015) [-]
Don't hesitate to summon me for any language related questions though. If I don't already know I can probably find out soon enough.
User avatar #54 - zahidlol (12/23/2014) [-]
G.I.F.

how do you pronounce it
User avatar #55 to #54 - languagexplain (12/23/2014) [-]
My native tongue is Dutch and I pronounce it with a dutch soft 'g', even in English, because the other alternatives feel unnatural to me.
User avatar #56 to #55 - zahidlol (12/24/2014) [-]


ok, fine. imma forgive you for pronouncing it like peanutbutter

only cause you're dutch
User avatar #57 to #56 - languagexplain (12/26/2014) [-]
I don't pronounce it like peanutbutter, the dutch 'g' does not occur in English. Also i'm Belgian.
User avatar #53 - languagexplain (10/10/2014) [-]
Occasionally.
#50 - mahittamane (09/23/2014) [-]
a nika gotsa nut mane warup
User avatar #51 to #50 - languagexplain (09/23/2014) [-]
And the point of this is?
#52 to #51 - mahittamane (09/23/2014) [-]
jus sayen i gota buss a fat ass nut
#30 - sirbrentcoe (08/19/2014) [-]
first rough
User avatar #31 to #30 - languagexplain (08/19/2014) [-]
Looks great, But languagexplain only has 1 'e' in it.

Also I'd prefer if it said something else on the bottom, I'm not sure what yet though.
User avatar #32 to #31 - sirbrentcoe (08/19/2014) [-]
what's your native tongue?
User avatar #33 to #32 - languagexplain (08/19/2014) [-]
I don't want that to matter.
User avatar #35 to #33 - sirbrentcoe (08/19/2014) [-]
or we could do 'Exponere, et linguae Context,' 'To explain language and context' in latin
User avatar #37 to #35 - languagexplain (08/19/2014) [-]
You just took that through google translate didn't you.
User avatar #39 to #37 - sirbrentcoe (08/19/2014) [-]
I used a English-Latin dictionary, their are variations available. Nothing for context, I did try google for that one.
User avatar #40 to #39 - languagexplain (08/19/2014) [-]
Could use Wittgenstein's quote. "The limits of my language are the limits of my world." but that seems pompous again.

Maybe a pun?

Chomsky? Yeah I Noam!
User avatar #41 to #40 - sirbrentcoe (08/19/2014) [-]
I like the quote, to be honest. But it's up to you buddy.
User avatar #42 to #41 - languagexplain (08/19/2014) [-]
"Putting the antics in semantics."
#43 to #42 - sirbrentcoe (08/19/2014) [-]
there you go buddy. that work for you?
User avatar #44 to #43 - languagexplain (08/19/2014) [-]
Can you do some minor adjustments still? for the sake of my perfectionism?
I'd like the e in languagexplain to not be capitalized, and the first letter of Antics and Semantics to be capitalized instead.

Also the period at the end dpesn't seem necessary.
User avatar #47 to #46 - languagexplain (08/24/2014) [-]
******* A. Thanks bro.
User avatar #48 to #47 - sirbrentcoe (08/24/2014) [-]
you got it man
#49 to #48 - languagexplain (08/24/2014) [-]
Well yeah I got it. I got it right here.
User avatar #45 to #44 - sirbrentcoe (08/19/2014) [-]
that's what we're doing, editing!
User avatar #34 to #33 - sirbrentcoe (08/19/2014) [-]
oh, i was just gonna taylor a movie qoute to it, like 'English, ************ . Do you speak it?' and do you like the flags or no?
User avatar #36 to #34 - languagexplain (08/19/2014) [-]
I like the flags very much, they're more subtle than just the list of languages.
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User avatar #22 - User (07/31/2014) [-]
Does you account have a higher purpose?
User avatar #23 to #22 - languagexplain (08/01/2014) [-]
Your question confuses me.
User avatar #24 to #23 - User (08/01/2014) [-]
Does your account exist to explain languages or grammar stuff?
User avatar #25 to #24 - languagexplain (08/01/2014) [-]
Anything related to languages, if it's within my abilities to explain.
User avatar #26 to #25 - User (08/01/2014) [-]
Icee.
User avatar #27 to #26 - languagexplain (08/01/2014) [-]
Why are you asking?
User avatar #28 to #27 - User (08/01/2014) [-]
Just curious.
User avatar #29 to #28 - languagexplain (08/01/2014) [-]
Ooooookay then. I'll just... carry on...
User avatar #18 - russianexplain (07/08/2014) [-]
Privet bratuxa, hows work?
User avatar #19 to #18 - languagexplain (07/08/2014) [-]
Not a lot of summons, maybe once a month. you?
User avatar #20 to #19 - russianexplain (07/08/2014) [-]
really really calm nowadays, hows it going?
User avatar #21 to #20 - languagexplain (07/08/2014) [-]
Okay, I guess. Just checking out 's legit links.
I'm so fresh I don't even need coloured text.
#15 - presidentmoose (06/10/2014) [-]
I love how you're still using the avatar I made you
User avatar #16 to #15 - languagexplain (06/10/2014) [-]
What can I say? It's an awesome avatar.
#12 - wbrehmer (05/08/2014) [-]
You have 17 different explain accounts?
You have 17 different explain accounts?
User avatar #13 to #12 - wbrehmer (05/08/2014) [-]
Or are there really 17 different people that explain specific things? explain
User avatar #14 to #13 - languagexplain (05/09/2014) [-]
There are about 200 different explain accounts, most of them have already quit. And most of them are all different people.
User avatar #11 - dndxplain (04/02/2014) [-]
we should have sex while camping.
it's ******* in tents.
#1 - cannabisexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
I'm was messin with you, finished this 2 hours ago, Hahaha
User avatar #3 to #1 - languagexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
Oh god, this is genius.

Just 1 thing, can you give him the scarf from the original image back? That'd be awesome.
#5 to #3 - cannabisexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
and the emblem
#4 to #3 - cannabisexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
Here's the original have fun
User avatar #6 to #4 - languagexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
Never mind, I have 0 skill
#7 to #6 - cannabisexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
There you go professional to the max! words are a joke dont take it personally
User avatar #8 to #7 - languagexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
Okay, I'll remove the words though! :p
User avatar #2 to #1 - cannabisexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
just needs a touch up Haha
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