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Date Signed Up:10/24/2012
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#3027 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 11/20/2014 on what do you look like? +1
User avatar #3028 - cliffordlover (11/20/2014) [-]
I was kidding on that one. I was only mad for the first 20 replies.
#3031 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #3034 - cliffordlover (11/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, and I'm not going to stop.
User avatar #3035 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
Yes, you are.
User avatar #3042 - cliffordlover (11/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #4385 - theloneleybench (11/20/2014) [-]
The fuck is going on? People need to calm their tits
#3021 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 11/20/2014 on what do you look like? +1
User avatar #3025 - cliffordlover (11/20/2014) [-]
dude i'm about to find you in real life and fucking slit your throat
#3027 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #3028 - cliffordlover (11/20/2014) [-]
I was kidding on that one. I was only mad for the first 20 replies.
#3031 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #3034 - cliffordlover (11/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, and I'm not going to stop.
User avatar #3035 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
Yes, you are.
User avatar #3042 - cliffordlover (11/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #4385 - theloneleybench (11/20/2014) [-]
The fuck is going on? People need to calm their tits
#3013 - Calm down buddy if you delete your comment don't expect everyb…  [+] (10 new replies) 11/20/2014 on what do you look like? -2
User avatar #3017 - cliffordlover (11/20/2014) [-]
If you literally cannot figure it out by the remainder of the conversation, you are absolutely retarded. It's as simple as that.
#3021 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #3025 - cliffordlover (11/20/2014) [-]
dude i'm about to find you in real life and fucking slit your throat
#3027 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #3028 - cliffordlover (11/20/2014) [-]
I was kidding on that one. I was only mad for the first 20 replies.
#3031 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #3034 - cliffordlover (11/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, and I'm not going to stop.
User avatar #3035 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
Yes, you are.
User avatar #3042 - cliffordlover (11/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #4385 - theloneleybench (11/20/2014) [-]
The fuck is going on? People need to calm their tits
#3006 - This is what I and everyone else sees when they look at this.  [+] (12 new replies) 11/20/2014 on what do you look like? -2
User avatar #3008 - cliffordlover (11/20/2014) [-]
"hey dude she's gonna bang you now be ready"
"Yes, because I said her hair looked good."
User avatar #3013 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
Calm down buddy if you delete your comment don't expect everybody to try to figure it out on your own. As of now it looks like you're stuck in a hole and keep digging deeper so you'd be better off deleting it all or severely reducing the amount of butthurt that you're throwing around. Just some friendly advice.
User avatar #3017 - cliffordlover (11/20/2014) [-]
If you literally cannot figure it out by the remainder of the conversation, you are absolutely retarded. It's as simple as that.
#3021 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #3025 - cliffordlover (11/20/2014) [-]
dude i'm about to find you in real life and fucking slit your throat
#3027 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #3028 - cliffordlover (11/20/2014) [-]
I was kidding on that one. I was only mad for the first 20 replies.
#3031 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #3034 - cliffordlover (11/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, and I'm not going to stop.
User avatar #3035 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
Yes, you are.
User avatar #3042 - cliffordlover (11/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #4385 - theloneleybench (11/20/2014) [-]
The fuck is going on? People need to calm their tits
#3000 - Comment was deleted bro  [+] (14 new replies) 11/20/2014 on what do you look like? -1
User avatar #3001 - cliffordlover (11/20/2014) [-]
Only the original comment. You can tell what was said by the rest of the conversation.
#3006 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
This is what I and everyone else sees when they look at this.
User avatar #3008 - cliffordlover (11/20/2014) [-]
"hey dude she's gonna bang you now be ready"
"Yes, because I said her hair looked good."
User avatar #3013 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
Calm down buddy if you delete your comment don't expect everybody to try to figure it out on your own. As of now it looks like you're stuck in a hole and keep digging deeper so you'd be better off deleting it all or severely reducing the amount of butthurt that you're throwing around. Just some friendly advice.
User avatar #3017 - cliffordlover (11/20/2014) [-]
If you literally cannot figure it out by the remainder of the conversation, you are absolutely retarded. It's as simple as that.
#3021 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #3025 - cliffordlover (11/20/2014) [-]
dude i'm about to find you in real life and fucking slit your throat
#3027 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #3028 - cliffordlover (11/20/2014) [-]
I was kidding on that one. I was only mad for the first 20 replies.
#3031 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #3034 - cliffordlover (11/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, and I'm not going to stop.
User avatar #3035 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
Yes, you are.
User avatar #3042 - cliffordlover (11/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #4385 - theloneleybench (11/20/2014) [-]
The fuck is going on? People need to calm their tits
#2995 - Sorry I must have missed that between "ugly slut" an…  [+] (16 new replies) 11/20/2014 on what do you look like? -2
User avatar #2996 - cliffordlover (11/20/2014) [-]
Sorry, you must have missed the other half of the conversation.
#3000 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
Comment was deleted bro
User avatar #3001 - cliffordlover (11/20/2014) [-]
Only the original comment. You can tell what was said by the rest of the conversation.
#3006 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
This is what I and everyone else sees when they look at this.
User avatar #3008 - cliffordlover (11/20/2014) [-]
"hey dude she's gonna bang you now be ready"
"Yes, because I said her hair looked good."
User avatar #3013 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
Calm down buddy if you delete your comment don't expect everybody to try to figure it out on your own. As of now it looks like you're stuck in a hole and keep digging deeper so you'd be better off deleting it all or severely reducing the amount of butthurt that you're throwing around. Just some friendly advice.
User avatar #3017 - cliffordlover (11/20/2014) [-]
If you literally cannot figure it out by the remainder of the conversation, you are absolutely retarded. It's as simple as that.
#3021 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #3025 - cliffordlover (11/20/2014) [-]
dude i'm about to find you in real life and fucking slit your throat
#3027 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #3028 - cliffordlover (11/20/2014) [-]
I was kidding on that one. I was only mad for the first 20 replies.
#3031 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #3034 - cliffordlover (11/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, and I'm not going to stop.
User avatar #3035 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
Yes, you are.
User avatar #3042 - cliffordlover (11/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #4385 - theloneleybench (11/20/2014) [-]
The fuck is going on? People need to calm their tits
#2982 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 11/20/2014 on what do you look like? +2
User avatar #2997 - moorzii (11/20/2014) [-]
...
#3108 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
Now it's French
User avatar #4514 - moorzii (11/20/2014) [-]
That may be the greatest thing ive ever seen
#2979 - Maximum level of cool Maximum wetness of panties Gee w…  [+] (18 new replies) 11/20/2014 on what do you look like? -1
User avatar #2983 - cliffordlover (11/20/2014) [-]
It's what I was supposed to say. Apparently I'm looking to get banged when I say "your hair looks really good".
User avatar #2995 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
Sorry I must have missed that between "ugly slut" and "don't deserve to be alive."
User avatar #2996 - cliffordlover (11/20/2014) [-]
Sorry, you must have missed the other half of the conversation.
#3000 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
Comment was deleted bro
User avatar #3001 - cliffordlover (11/20/2014) [-]
Only the original comment. You can tell what was said by the rest of the conversation.
#3006 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
This is what I and everyone else sees when they look at this.
User avatar #3008 - cliffordlover (11/20/2014) [-]
"hey dude she's gonna bang you now be ready"
"Yes, because I said her hair looked good."
User avatar #3013 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
Calm down buddy if you delete your comment don't expect everybody to try to figure it out on your own. As of now it looks like you're stuck in a hole and keep digging deeper so you'd be better off deleting it all or severely reducing the amount of butthurt that you're throwing around. Just some friendly advice.
User avatar #3017 - cliffordlover (11/20/2014) [-]
If you literally cannot figure it out by the remainder of the conversation, you are absolutely retarded. It's as simple as that.
#3021 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #3025 - cliffordlover (11/20/2014) [-]
dude i'm about to find you in real life and fucking slit your throat
#3027 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #3028 - cliffordlover (11/20/2014) [-]
I was kidding on that one. I was only mad for the first 20 replies.
#3031 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #3034 - cliffordlover (11/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, and I'm not going to stop.
User avatar #3035 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
Yes, you are.
User avatar #3042 - cliffordlover (11/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #4385 - theloneleybench (11/20/2014) [-]
The fuck is going on? People need to calm their tits
#214 - -made 17 "God hates fags" signs for this weekend's p… 11/20/2014 on attention straight white males 0
#112 - And thanks to the placebo effect they probably still thought t… 11/19/2014 on Hit me +2
#110 - Well far be it for me to hold you back from your dreams. If yo…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Hit me +2
User avatar #111 - xxkosukexx (11/19/2014) [-]
Lol I've done that. Sold some 7th graders salt and said it was molly.
User avatar #112 - landerp (11/19/2014) [-]
And thanks to the placebo effect they probably still thought they got high. I'll never forget when my little sister showed me the "weed" that she had just bought (it was literally weeds from somebody's front yard. She told me he told her to "let it cure for a few days." I was the one who got to tell her that she paid $20 for dandelion leaves.
#108 - "And then once they read it they'll get all annoyed and s… 11/19/2014 on Hit me 0
#106 - 25 bust 11/19/2014 on Hit me 0
#103 - **landerp rolls 8** dealer draws  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2014 on Hit me 0
User avatar #106 - landerp (11/19/2014) [-]
25 bust
#100 - Fast forward 3 years: >weed is now legal >nobody…  [+] (11 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Hit me +2
User avatar #109 - xxkosukexx (11/19/2014) [-]
Ha, you forgot that high schoolers our potential customers since they cant buy weed legally. That is who i sell too or people who aren't 21 yet. I already live in Seattle where it is legal.
#118 - amuzen (11/19/2014) [-]
yeah but if weed were ever TRUELY legal in the same manner as alchohol (right now it's only really legal as medical marijuana so you need a card and you're only allowed to buy specific quantities making it inefficient for true dealing) then you would have a problem because your only demographic would be highschoolers who smoke pot, don't have any friends over the age of 20, and are more willing to deal with you than they are willing to just tip someone 5 bucks to pick them up a few grams from the local dispensary which, lets face it, 9/10 times is better shit than what you get from some back ally high school dealers with a few home grown plants.
User avatar #122 - xxkosukexx (11/19/2014) [-]
No, in my state you can walk into a dispensary at 21 and buy weed.
#119 - amuzen (11/19/2014) [-]
one of the main reasons that I'm a little reluctant about this whole legalize marijuana act since as far as I'm concerned if you don't succeed on the high road is the only really route left for a comfortable life style.

What are all the pot dealers going to do if this shit goes legal? Blue collar labor? Fuck that, killing the marijuana industry would put so many people out of the job it's not even funny.
User avatar #132 - thatoneiranianguy (11/19/2014) [-]
Uh...it creates jobs...legal jobs and eliminates crime.
#163 - amuzen (11/19/2014) [-]
it get rid of a lot of lower class jobs and replaces them with a handful of middle/upperclass jobs I.E. Pharmacists and farmers meanwhile it's getting harder and harder to live on lower class incomes for 'honest' work.

I don't know about where you're from but all most Upon finishing this post I remembered a couple of people who were just kind of scum bag pot dealers but they deal in other drugs as well so they don't really count since they're not really getting fucked over by this so much the pot dealers I know aren't really bad people and they need the money (I.E. ones a single mother of three, ones a kid with a crack head dad who takes care of his younger siblings, one was a con 10 years back which prevents him from finding honest work and makes it difficult to raise his 5 year old son, a couple are kids who got fucked over by the local school system, ones an old man whose back got completely fucked up working manual labor for 20 years yet didn't get a pension or work mans comp or anything etc etc)
As it stands pots really the only good career choice for these people since most low qualification jobs really don't pay enough to get by and while a single 'supplier' creates opportunities for about one or two dozen said people to make a decent living, a single dispensary has about half that man job opportunities and at end of the day a large portion of the funds made in such a manner are going to be lost to large corporations and politicians meaning the low qualification jobs they will open up are going to be just as shitty as the ones that already exist.

Like I understand the whole oh no crime is bad! outlook, I've been around the block I've seen some of the fucked up shit that can go down from a lawless society but I've also seen what happens when big companies monopolize shit and if pot becomes legalized I imagine it's probably going to the same way as tobacco and the cigarette.
User avatar #166 - thatoneiranianguy (11/19/2014) [-]
First off the last thing a pharmacist wants is pot to be legalized because that would be hell on earth for Big Pharma.

Anyway, many drug dealers are complete shit heads and many drug dealers are very nice respectful people. I know a few rich people that deal too just for the fun of it. That being said, these people can not hold back legalizing weed. Not to mention, I'm sure a lot of them are smart enough pot heads that they can work in the legal pot industry. They can open up their own shops, work in curing centers, begin small farming, - some people I know are science freaks about pot, always testing new things and shit. In the states that pot has become legalized people have been dedicating their time to the biotechnical aspect of pot growing. It's crazy, hilarious and great because it opens up official jobs for pot heads and dealers alike.

As for the tobacco comment, I never smoke big tobacco cigarettes - I grow my own tobacco for cigarettes, cigars/cigarilos, and pipe. I do still buy my own cigars though every now and then. Plus I also buy shisha for Hookah usage. So will marijuana become like big tobacco? Only if we let them just mass produce that and dump chemicals in it. Local, natural process is better overall for us and the community.

Shit can work even for the dealers, they just have to apply themselves in this changing times.
#164 - amuzen (11/19/2014) [-]
didn't mean to underline the all I meant to cross it out.
#110 - landerp (11/19/2014) [-]
Well far be it for me to hold you back from your dreams. If you're looking for extra profit you can always sell dandelion leaves to middle schoolers and tell them it's weed or mint tic tacs as Xanax or orange tic tacs as Adderoll. May your journey be as prosperous as it is fulfilling.
User avatar #111 - xxkosukexx (11/19/2014) [-]
Lol I've done that. Sold some 7th graders salt and said it was molly.
User avatar #112 - landerp (11/19/2014) [-]
And thanks to the placebo effect they probably still thought they got high. I'll never forget when my little sister showed me the "weed" that she had just bought (it was literally weeds from somebody's front yard. She told me he told her to "let it cure for a few days." I was the one who got to tell her that she paid $20 for dandelion leaves.
#97 - I hope most mornings that a car will take a corner too sharp i… 11/19/2014 on Hit me +1
#84 - >watch teenager get gang banged by 3 black guys at once …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2014 on You know you do +20
User avatar #86 - fedorneckbearbrony (11/19/2014) [-]
>watch teenager get gang banged by 3 black guys at once
>come
>that's somebody's daughter
>Fap some more
#83 - I should have just gone to bed 11/19/2014 on You know you do +4
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#87 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 11/19/2014 on faith in humanity 3 0
User avatar #107 - swordwoman (11/19/2014) [-]
I see what you did there.
User avatar #91 - independantnight (11/19/2014) [-]
Get your fags out of here.
#46 - **landerp rolled image ** Mfw reading this 11/19/2014 on apple +3
#222 - I live in central Texas so no. 11/19/2014 on Snow +5
#57 - Picture 11/17/2014 on Can't wait for winter! +6
#113 - Comment deleted 11/15/2014 on Equality... right 0
#33 - I laughed way too hard at this 11/14/2014 on Attack on Ass +1

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