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Age: 20
Date Signed Up:10/24/2012
Last Login:12/18/2014
Location:America
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Content Ranking:#1072
Comment Ranking:#1895
Highest Content Rank:#1033
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#35 - Picture 11/22/2014 on A hero +4
#190 - Some girl come over to my apartment after a party last night. …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/22/2014 on friday night loser thread 0
User avatar #322 - nyawgga (11/23/2014) [-]
you got laid, according to 90% of the population here you're living the fucking dream
User avatar #326 - landerp (11/23/2014) [-]
If I had stayed home and jerked off I'd still have my weed.
#195 - thefortysecond (11/22/2014) [-]
at least you got laid
#20 - More realistic: Easy -everyone knows a=pi x radius sq… 11/21/2014 on bored teacher +5
#16 - We are a strong, tightly bound community.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2014 on Today's feels +93
User avatar #26 - madmanransom (11/22/2014) [-]
So... we are fags?
#62 - Don't click it 11/21/2014 on emt story 0
#60 - Picture 11/21/2014 on emt story +2
#15 - Easy -everyone knows a=pi x radius squared -radius is …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/21/2014 on bored teacher +19
#19 - anonymous (11/21/2014) [-]
If it takes you the whole time to do that problem you deserve to fail.
User avatar #20 - landerp (11/21/2014) [-]
More realistic:
Easy
-everyone knows a=pi x radius squared
-radius is 4
-4squared is 16
-pi is 3.14
-area is now 3.14 x 16
-no calculator
-3 x 16 = 48
-.14 x 16 = approx 2.25 (100 / 14 = approx. 7; 7 x 14 = 98; 16 / 7 = a little more than 2)
-door opens
-look up
-quiet white kid
-pulls out Mac 10
-oh shit, remember that time he got his pants pulled down in the cafeteria
-I laughed
-take one to the dome
-blood stained quiz remains unfinished
-what was the area of the circus with radius 4?
#62 - Sounds like he needs to check his privilege.  [+] (5 new replies) 11/21/2014 on Now this hits hard... +19
#101 - jeitron (11/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #255 - threeeighteen (11/22/2014) [-]
You can be proud of whatever the fuck you want to be proud of.
User avatar #146 - pumkinz (11/22/2014) [-]
or proud to be gay... BRING ME ALL OF YOUR DOWNTHUMBS
User avatar #107 - lordketchup (11/21/2014) [-]
You can be proud of your heritage and the society your ancestors created for you.
User avatar #117 - putindispencerhere (11/21/2014) [-]
Respect =/= pride
#72 - Joshlol is a pretty ok guy 11/21/2014 on FJ +7
#201 - and he managed to pull this 11/21/2014 on Fear +2
#340 - too deep 11/21/2014 on I doubt it though -1
#198 - I just went on imgur for 20 minutes and it didn't happen once.… 11/21/2014 on Got Milk -1
#192 - It's happened 14 times now since I made this comment. The last…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2014 on Got Milk -1
User avatar #198 - landerp (11/21/2014) [-]
I just went on imgur for 20 minutes and it didn't happen once. Admin,dafuq?
#189 - Dearest Admin, Some stupid ******* …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/21/2014 on Got Milk -2
User avatar #192 - landerp (11/21/2014) [-]
It's happened 14 times now since I made this comment. The last one happened when I pressed reply. Seriously admin cut this shit out.
User avatar #198 - landerp (11/21/2014) [-]
I just went on imgur for 20 minutes and it didn't happen once. Admin,dafuq?
#4007 - Btw all those tips are complete horse **** don't …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2014 on what do you look like? 0
User avatar #4020 - dieterkaiser (11/20/2014) [-]
I'm aware haha
#4002 - That'll do but for security purposes this will have to be a on…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2014 on what do you look like? 0
#4014 - croissantmoon (11/20/2014) [-]
Awesome. You're the best, man! You will receive all the lands and guinea pigs in about 2.5 seconds after reading this comment.
#3989 - Tell her to wear some nipple clamps attached to a rope or wire…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2014 on what do you look like? +1
#3994 - dieterkaiser (11/20/2014) [-]
#3647 - Well I have to get groceries anyway, but to ensure you don't f…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/20/2014 on what do you look like? 0
#3688 - croissantmoon (11/20/2014) [-]
Your knowledge never ceases to amaze me, sir.

Turns out I have 69 guinea pigs and 20 acres in Siberia, 10 in Narnia, and 10 in the Shire.
#3664 - croissantmoon has deleted their comment.
#3636 - 10 acres or 12 guinea pigs (juvenile-adult age) per tip or 1 b…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2014 on what do you look like? 0
#3639 - croissantmoon (11/20/2014) [-]
Well... Damn it if it's not a good deal! But I should count up my guinea pigs and lands before making any transactions
#43 - Picture 11/20/2014 on I have made a terrible... 0
#3627 - Okay I'll take either the land/pig combo, 1.5 tits (they can b…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2014 on what do you look like? 0
#3631 - croissantmoon (11/20/2014) [-]
What is the guinea pig/ medical tip ratio? Also the land/medical tip ratio?
#3606 - So what's it gonna be?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2014 on what do you look like? 0
#3621 - croissantmoon (11/20/2014) [-]
Sorry it took so long, but when I went to murder my father, I found out he has been hoarding guinea pigs. So now I have both the land and guinea pigs!
#3595 - Ok... I will still accept guinea pigs [spoiler] and tit…  [+] (10 new replies) 11/20/2014 on what do you look like? 0
#3599 - croissantmoon (11/20/2014) [-]
I honestly just found out what the little is so I didn't know I was agreeing to that, but hey a deal's a deal
User avatar #3647 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
Well I have to get groceries anyway, but to ensure you don't flake out on the deal I'll throw you a freebie:

-fill a tube sock with organic fruit on the bottom yogurt (make sure you only scoop out the yogurt, NOT the fruit on the bottom) and wear it on your non-dominant hand for two hours at a time, three times a day. When you wake up the next day you will be ambidextrous.
#3688 - croissantmoon (11/20/2014) [-]
Your knowledge never ceases to amaze me, sir.

Turns out I have 69 guinea pigs and 20 acres in Siberia, 10 in Narnia, and 10 in the Shire.
#3664 - croissantmoon has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3636 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
10 acres or 12 guinea pigs (juvenile-adult age) per tip or 1 boob per tip (No fap November sale). I could knock the pesos down to 15 but that's letting it slide pretty easy.
#3639 - croissantmoon (11/20/2014) [-]
Well... Damn it if it's not a good deal! But I should count up my guinea pigs and lands before making any transactions
User avatar #3627 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
Okay I'll take either the land/pig combo, 1.5 tits (they can be anybody's as long they are adequate), or 17 pesos. Once you have paid your debt will be paid and you will earn another medical tip.
#3631 - croissantmoon (11/20/2014) [-]
What is the guinea pig/ medical tip ratio? Also the land/medical tip ratio?
#3606 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
So what's it gonna be?
#3621 - croissantmoon (11/20/2014) [-]
Sorry it took so long, but when I went to murder my father, I found out he has been hoarding guinea pigs. So now I have both the land and guinea pigs!
#3560 - Alright i know this is going to sound a little risqué at firs…  [+] (14 new replies) 11/20/2014 on what do you look like? 0
#3562 - croissantmoon (11/20/2014) [-]
ok...
User avatar #4002 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
That'll do but for security purposes this will have to be a one time deal. As promised, here's the stuff: sacrifice a small animal (preferably a chicken) in a Jewish cemetery during the next blood moon and burn the carcass using mahogany or cherry wood (most dense wood trees will do but try to avoid using Spanish Oak), after which you mark a black cross on your front door using the ashes and stab the eyes out of a picture of your worst enemy using a thumbtack and a ball peen hammer. If you follow all the instructions properly, your enemy will contract genital herpes within 48 hours.
#4014 - croissantmoon (11/20/2014) [-]
Awesome. You're the best, man! You will receive all the lands and guinea pigs in about 2.5 seconds after reading this comment.
User avatar #3595 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
Ok... I will still accept guinea pigs [spoiler] and tits [/spoiler]
#3599 - croissantmoon (11/20/2014) [-]
I honestly just found out what the little is so I didn't know I was agreeing to that, but hey a deal's a deal
User avatar #3647 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
Well I have to get groceries anyway, but to ensure you don't flake out on the deal I'll throw you a freebie:

-fill a tube sock with organic fruit on the bottom yogurt (make sure you only scoop out the yogurt, NOT the fruit on the bottom) and wear it on your non-dominant hand for two hours at a time, three times a day. When you wake up the next day you will be ambidextrous.
#3688 - croissantmoon (11/20/2014) [-]
Your knowledge never ceases to amaze me, sir.

Turns out I have 69 guinea pigs and 20 acres in Siberia, 10 in Narnia, and 10 in the Shire.
#3664 - croissantmoon has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3636 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
10 acres or 12 guinea pigs (juvenile-adult age) per tip or 1 boob per tip (No fap November sale). I could knock the pesos down to 15 but that's letting it slide pretty easy.
#3639 - croissantmoon (11/20/2014) [-]
Well... Damn it if it's not a good deal! But I should count up my guinea pigs and lands before making any transactions
User avatar #3627 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
Okay I'll take either the land/pig combo, 1.5 tits (they can be anybody's as long they are adequate), or 17 pesos. Once you have paid your debt will be paid and you will earn another medical tip.
#3631 - croissantmoon (11/20/2014) [-]
What is the guinea pig/ medical tip ratio? Also the land/medical tip ratio?
#3606 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
So what's it gonna be?
#3621 - croissantmoon (11/20/2014) [-]
Sorry it took so long, but when I went to murder my father, I found out he has been hoarding guinea pigs. So now I have both the land and guinea pigs!
#3538 - Pounds, rupees, pesos, wheat, tits, land, guineas, I…  [+] (16 new replies) 11/20/2014 on what do you look like? 0
#3550 - croissantmoon (11/20/2014) [-]
Well I don't have any pounds, my rupees are all spent as are my pesos, the harvest this year was just awful so no wheat, my tits are already claimed and I am unable to sell them, I can't borrow land again from father, and are you asking for guineas as in guinea pigs? Bc I haven't owned any guinea pigs since middle school.
User avatar #3560 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
Alright i know this is going to sound a little risqué at first, but just roll with it. We need to murder father
#3562 - croissantmoon (11/20/2014) [-]
ok...
User avatar #4002 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
That'll do but for security purposes this will have to be a one time deal. As promised, here's the stuff: sacrifice a small animal (preferably a chicken) in a Jewish cemetery during the next blood moon and burn the carcass using mahogany or cherry wood (most dense wood trees will do but try to avoid using Spanish Oak), after which you mark a black cross on your front door using the ashes and stab the eyes out of a picture of your worst enemy using a thumbtack and a ball peen hammer. If you follow all the instructions properly, your enemy will contract genital herpes within 48 hours.
#4014 - croissantmoon (11/20/2014) [-]
Awesome. You're the best, man! You will receive all the lands and guinea pigs in about 2.5 seconds after reading this comment.
User avatar #3595 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
Ok... I will still accept guinea pigs [spoiler] and tits [/spoiler]
#3599 - croissantmoon (11/20/2014) [-]
I honestly just found out what the little is so I didn't know I was agreeing to that, but hey a deal's a deal
User avatar #3647 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
Well I have to get groceries anyway, but to ensure you don't flake out on the deal I'll throw you a freebie:

-fill a tube sock with organic fruit on the bottom yogurt (make sure you only scoop out the yogurt, NOT the fruit on the bottom) and wear it on your non-dominant hand for two hours at a time, three times a day. When you wake up the next day you will be ambidextrous.
#3688 - croissantmoon (11/20/2014) [-]
Your knowledge never ceases to amaze me, sir.

Turns out I have 69 guinea pigs and 20 acres in Siberia, 10 in Narnia, and 10 in the Shire.
#3664 - croissantmoon has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3636 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
10 acres or 12 guinea pigs (juvenile-adult age) per tip or 1 boob per tip (No fap November sale). I could knock the pesos down to 15 but that's letting it slide pretty easy.
#3639 - croissantmoon (11/20/2014) [-]
Well... Damn it if it's not a good deal! But I should count up my guinea pigs and lands before making any transactions
User avatar #3627 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
Okay I'll take either the land/pig combo, 1.5 tits (they can be anybody's as long they are adequate), or 17 pesos. Once you have paid your debt will be paid and you will earn another medical tip.
#3631 - croissantmoon (11/20/2014) [-]
What is the guinea pig/ medical tip ratio? Also the land/medical tip ratio?
#3606 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
So what's it gonna be?
#3621 - croissantmoon (11/20/2014) [-]
Sorry it took so long, but when I went to murder my father, I found out he has been hoarding guinea pigs. So now I have both the land and guinea pigs!

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