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landcucumber

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Gender: female
Age: 113
Date Signed Up:6/10/2013
Last Login:3/30/2015
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Comment Ranking:#7711
Highest Content Rank:#9683
Highest Comment Rank:#7707
Content Thumbs: 18 total,  44 ,  26
Comment Thumbs: 490 total,  633 ,  143
Content Level Progress: 38.98% (23/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 80% (8/10)
Level 135 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 136 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Content Views:8363
Times Content Favorited:2 times
Total Comments Made:214
FJ Points:377

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latest user's comments

#29 - IDK. I didn't search real hard, or really at all, but I did fi… 17 hours ago on Ungrateful bastards 0
#2 - well is it wrong? I needed a reason to use this pic  [+] (7 new replies) 03/27/2015 on Ungrateful bastards +16
User avatar #26 - pwnagraphy (03/28/2015) [-]
What happens next
#23 - sparkofinsanity (03/28/2015) [-]
I need a source on that pic.





please tell me this guy does r34
User avatar #9 - ayumu (03/28/2015) [-]
who is the artist?
do they draw porn?
#29 - landcucumber (17 hours ago) [-]
IDK. I didn't search real hard, or really at all, but I did find this. IT has stuff on it. guess the artist is YID.
User avatar #7 - burpateer (03/28/2015) [-]
Thanks France
#4 - yodaiam (03/27/2015) [-]
#3 - seeingred (03/27/2015) [-]
While it's somewhat true, it doesn't give the complete story as it gives one side.
#25 - hes not Luigi is a little farther back and bending his knees. 03/27/2015 on Racist Luigi +1
#1 - I don't know what to say. The pressure. I know its going to fr…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/16/2015 on Sony +2
User avatar #3 - tiles (03/16/2015) [-]
This image has two demotivational poster outlines on it plus a damnlol watermark. It will be a cold day in hell if it gets anywhere near the front page.
User avatar #4 - areancoconut (03/16/2015) [-]
But animay pantsu
User avatar #5 - tiles (03/16/2015) [-]
You make a good point. Knowing all of the 'Funny' posts that have been hitting the frontpage as of late, I'm sure plenty of horny preteens will thumb it up regardless.
#6 - thepizzadevourer (03/16/2015) [-]
I'll have you know I'm 21.
#140 - **** . I almost gave up scrolling, but i was committed a… 03/12/2015 on Well... +2
#163 - Yeah they are just out of place for a Walmart (well that kinda…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2015 on Freaky People of Walmart -... +1
User avatar #170 - penileburglar (03/11/2015) [-]
Sounds believable to me as well.

Nothing wrong with making up stories. When I worked merchandising in a grocery store, we'd often play the game of 'guess a person's life story based on the items in their cart' to pass the time. It was always good fun.
#24 - water marks are easy to get rid of. anyone a little skilled at…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2015 on Clients from Hell... 0
#25 - flnonymousseven (03/11/2015) [-]
not at 80% red. you could mask it out, isolate it, adjust the hue and brightness, but the colors would be still be fucked up. at best the colors would be washed out, but it would still be visible.
#147 - you are at a computer look it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lazy … 03/11/2015 on Freaky People of Walmart -... +2
#145 - last one looks like a wedding dress. That is a veil on her hea…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/11/2015 on Freaky People of Walmart -... 0
User avatar #160 - penileburglar (03/11/2015) [-]
I didn't notice the veil, good catch. And equally good point about why they might be there.

You know you're on FJ when a straight couple dressed up nicely qualifies for the 'freaky people' compilation.
#163 - landcucumber (03/11/2015) [-]
Yeah they are just out of place for a Walmart (well that kinda goes for a few of the pictures). Place them almost any other place and they are just a bride and groom. That being said, they do look to be a little on the young side, not judging, but I'm thinking teen pregnancy. not a whole lot of money. Trashy wedding you know all standard Walmart stuff. I like making up stories.
User avatar #170 - penileburglar (03/11/2015) [-]
Sounds believable to me as well.

Nothing wrong with making up stories. When I worked merchandising in a grocery store, we'd often play the game of 'guess a person's life story based on the items in their cart' to pass the time. It was always good fun.
#399 - An argument against gay marriage, and well all marriage licens…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2015 on Debate 0
User avatar #415 - greyhoundfd (03/09/2015) [-]
Not a libertarian, but I agree with you on this. Pennsylvania actually has self-marriage legalized, which not only removes the state from the marriage process, but also allows anyone to be married without the explicit consent of a religious official. Pretty surprising given their track record for some stuff.
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#1 - admin (03/25/2015) [-]
Hi landcucumber! Great leader gave you a magical North Korean rocket!
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