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landartheconqueror

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X-box Gamertag: landon777
Date Signed Up:7/28/2012
Last Login:4/28/2015
Location:Canada
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#172 - working out is fantastic to get over an ex. it makes you feel … 3 hours ago on Before and after a break up +1
#168 - progression is always important. find stuff to preoccupy yours…  [+] (2 new replies) 3 hours ago on Before and after a break up +1
#170 - gloriousthighs (3 hours ago) [-]
Yer, I've been trying that stuff but my friends are shit and It's really hard to find a game I haven't played too recently to enjoy, waiting on the Witcher 3. I workout pretty much everyday and starting tomorrow I may take up jogging, programming and learning keyboard on top of weights. We'll see, sometimes being in bed not moving is hard enough.
User avatar #172 - landartheconqueror (3 hours ago) [-]
working out is fantastic to get over an ex. it makes you feel more confidant, and it boosts how you feel through whatever neurotransmitter is produced through exercise
#137 - well, for the first two, i was pretty down, but i got over it …  [+] (4 new replies) 6 hours ago on Before and after a break up +1
#140 - gloriousthighs (6 hours ago) [-]
Thanks, it's been 5 weeks for me, I honestly expected to be fine after the first week when we broke up but I guess it messed with my head since then.
User avatar #168 - landartheconqueror (3 hours ago) [-]
progression is always important. find stuff to preoccupy yourself with to keep your ex out of your mind, like vidya or being with friends/family, and if you start to miss her, remember all the faults she had, all the fights, all the times you wished she was out of your life.
#170 - gloriousthighs (3 hours ago) [-]
Yer, I've been trying that stuff but my friends are shit and It's really hard to find a game I haven't played too recently to enjoy, waiting on the Witcher 3. I workout pretty much everyday and starting tomorrow I may take up jogging, programming and learning keyboard on top of weights. We'll see, sometimes being in bed not moving is hard enough.
User avatar #172 - landartheconqueror (3 hours ago) [-]
working out is fantastic to get over an ex. it makes you feel more confidant, and it boosts how you feel through whatever neurotransmitter is produced through exercise
#94 - well. i mean, they were spot on with everything else the…  [+] (1 new reply) 7 hours ago on Anime comp +2
User avatar #97 - YllekNayr (7 hours ago) [-]
It's just a bunch of animes.
Some people love One Piece, or Bleach, or Naruto, or whatever.
It's just animes.
He's not serious.
#8 - no, mail goes inside them 7 hours ago on Mailman Senpai 0
#101 - Lucy would win  [+] (1 new reply) 7 hours ago on Massive Wallpaper dump 0
User avatar #109 - deathpawz (6 hours ago) [-]
Lol Yuno is a God, you are forgetting perhaps? She won the first game in the first dimension.
#109 - i've been there, friend. three times, in fact. it gets better.  [+] (7 new replies) 7 hours ago on Before and after a break up 0
#130 - gloriousthighs (6 hours ago) [-]
How long did it take to get better for you?
User avatar #137 - landartheconqueror (6 hours ago) [-]
well, for the first two, i was pretty down, but i got over it really quick, after a couple weeks. this last girlfriend has taken me a while to get over, just because we were a lot closer together, even living with each other, and then she slept with another guy, so, i was really out of it for a week, then slowly started getting better after a few months. i'm still hurt and pissed off because of her, and i don't know if i can trust girlfriends ever again, but after a few solid months, i'm good.
#140 - gloriousthighs (6 hours ago) [-]
Thanks, it's been 5 weeks for me, I honestly expected to be fine after the first week when we broke up but I guess it messed with my head since then.
User avatar #168 - landartheconqueror (3 hours ago) [-]
progression is always important. find stuff to preoccupy yourself with to keep your ex out of your mind, like vidya or being with friends/family, and if you start to miss her, remember all the faults she had, all the fights, all the times you wished she was out of your life.
#170 - gloriousthighs (3 hours ago) [-]
Yer, I've been trying that stuff but my friends are shit and It's really hard to find a game I haven't played too recently to enjoy, waiting on the Witcher 3. I workout pretty much everyday and starting tomorrow I may take up jogging, programming and learning keyboard on top of weights. We'll see, sometimes being in bed not moving is hard enough.
User avatar #172 - landartheconqueror (3 hours ago) [-]
working out is fantastic to get over an ex. it makes you feel more confidant, and it boosts how you feel through whatever neurotransmitter is produced through exercise
User avatar #134 - mattdoggy (6 hours ago) [-]
The pain doesn't go away
You just learn with the pain a little better every day
#108 - that's not a bad thing 7 hours ago on Before and after a break up 0
#92 - good try, OP, but i'm still getting a kitten and maybe a… 7 hours ago on Adopting a cat 0
#72 - **** off, gundam was golden  [+] (3 new replies) 7 hours ago on Anime comp +4
User avatar #91 - YllekNayr (7 hours ago) [-]
>taking these kinds of comments seriously
User avatar #94 - landartheconqueror (7 hours ago) [-]
well. i mean, they were spot on with everything else the only others i've actually seen are naruto and bleach
User avatar #97 - YllekNayr (7 hours ago) [-]
It's just a bunch of animes.
Some people love One Piece, or Bleach, or Naruto, or whatever.
It's just animes.
He's not serious.

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User avatar #38 - pootismang (02/11/2015) [-]
**pootismang used "*roll 1, 1-3*"**
**pootismang rolls 1**
[4:32:00 PM] landar beisel: 1, 2, or 3? my life is in your hands here
User avatar #39 to #38 - landartheconqueror (02/11/2015) [-]
excellent choice!
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User avatar #26 - pootismang (02/02/2015) [-]
Sci Fi Set - San Francisco Armory Set Tours
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Put solid brackets around that, for this video; www.youtube.com/watch?v=buL9GsYvKWY
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User avatar #28 to #27 - pootismang (02/02/2015) [-]
Dream Theater - Home ( Mike Portnoy ) Playing Drum
No sweetie.
that would be brackets around
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User avatar #29 to #28 - landartheconqueror (02/02/2015) [-]
[youtube movie=Q5Vl1YD0WOQ]
User avatar #30 to #29 - landartheconqueror (02/02/2015) [-]
**** i'm retarded, i give up...
User avatar #31 to #30 - pootismang (02/02/2015) [-]
The quotes are needed.
User avatar #34 to #33 - pootismang (02/02/2015) [-]
Proud of you.
#16 - fefe (01/15/2015) [-]
massive faggot,die in a fire
User avatar #18 to #16 - pootismang (02/01/2015) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about him, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to him over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#20 to #19 - pootismang (02/02/2015) [-]
H-Hello friend. Welcome to... nowhere special. Please enjoy your stay.
Landar I made a mistake, help.
User avatar #24 to #20 - landartheconqueror (02/02/2015) [-]
you're saying my profile is nowhere special?
User avatar #25 to #24 - pootismang (02/02/2015) [-]
Me no Ingles senor arriba.
#22 to #21 - pootismang (02/02/2015) [-]
Well excuuuuuuse me princess.
You must get a lot of Navy Seals copypasta summons.
User avatar #17 to #16 - landartheconqueror (01/15/2015) [-]
i figure it'd be better that than downing
#14 - pootismang (01/12/2015) [-]
wuv u 2   
 i dont have any cute animal .gifs like the one you used
wuv u 2
i dont have any cute animal .gifs like the one you used
User avatar #12 - rahzma (01/06/2015) [-]
You're fun, I like you.
User avatar #13 to #12 - landartheconqueror (01/06/2015) [-]
why thank you, i try my best
#5 - Fgner (12/24/2014) [-]
Who are these people talking to you? Do I need to be worried?
#6 to #5 - pootismang (12/24/2014) [-]
I will ********* you to death.
#4 - fefe (12/10/2014) [-]
Damn if only you lived closer to me I could make you a computer cheaper than most company's charge.
Damn if only you lived closer to me I could make you a computer cheaper than most company's charge.
User avatar #7 to #4 - landartheconqueror (12/30/2014) [-]
well, i'm making it myself. it's the parts that are expensive
User avatar #1 - phanact (05/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #2 to #1 - landartheconqueror (05/27/2013) [-]
coolest of guys
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