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| Gender: | male |
| Consoles Owned: | xbox 360 |
| X-box Gamertag: | landon777 |
| Date Signed Up: | 7/28/2012 |
| Last Login: | 1/12/2016 |
| Location: | Canada |
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| Highest Comment Rank: | #25 |
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| #5 - dude... no.... | 3 hours ago on A veterans perspective | +1 |
| #12 - Picture | 8 hours ago on what the fuck is going on... | +8 |
| #23 - sweet mother of god... i need demand more! | 8 hours ago on cute Victorian lesbians | +10 |
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| #21 - You can't prove that. [+] (1 new reply) | 01/11/2016 on I MUST GO, MY PEOPLE NEED ME | -1 |
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anon (01/11/2016) [-] Actually, thanks to google street view, he most certainly can. That does indeed seem to be the Winco in Eureka. | ||
| #3 - Especially those peoples on that there funnyjunk website, eh? … [+] (1 new reply) | 01/11/2016 on interactive flash pets. | 0 |
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| #1 - What is this and why is it at -5 pinkies? [+] (3 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on interactive flash pets. | 0 |
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mastercolossus (01/11/2016) [-] basically it is a flash to embed an interactive flash pet into a webpage. could lead to pets being on multiple devices and you can take it with you. im at -5 because people are assholes. Especially those peoples on that there funnyjunk website, eh? No sense of culture. | ||
| #49 - gotta love the mindless pony hate on this website. "oh my… | 01/10/2016 on webm/mp4 comp | 0 |
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[4:32:00 PM] landar beisel: 1, 2, or 3? my life is in your hands here
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[4:32:00 PM] landar beisel: 1, 2, or 3? my life is in your hands here
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What the **** did you just ******* say about him, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to him over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
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anon (12/10/2014) [-]
Damn if only you lived closer to me I could make you a computer cheaper than most company's charge.
well, i'm making it myself. it's the parts that are expensive

