Can i have your items?

hey you okay?

a joke contest? i'll try...

so a muslim, a communist, an illegal alien, and a black guy walk into a bar.
the bartender says, "What can I get for you, Mr. President?"

what do you get if you mix an elephant and a rhino?

elephino (Hell if i know) :P

so was my joke funny enough to get your skype?

peek a boo.. i see you :3

here goes nothing

Girlfriends are like trampolines...I don't have one..

Saw you're doing this kinda joke contest to add people (on skype?). Anyways here goes.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

I'm so poor I rub cologne from magazines on my shirt .. And when they say "Oh you smell good, what is that?" I say "Page 35"

A collection of the best anti-jokes:

1. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
Because his mom threw a fridge at him

2. Why did Timmy fall off the swing?
Because Timmy is a bucket

3. Why did the plane crash?
because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

4. Roses are red
Violets are blue
This poem makes no sense
Refrigerator

I think I win :)

also, cute animal because I can :)

migh as well give it a shot, so:

at a downtown province...
kid: sir, is the water here drinkable?
old man: well it's up to you if you're going to chew it..

Didn't know how to leave a message, so I added you as a friend, and now I'm doing this. Hope it works. ISN'T THAT PUPPY ADORABLE!?

Well,my lap is covered in moth bits..

Add me already:)

How do you scare a bee?

.....BOO-BEES :P