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| Date Signed Up: | 3/12/2011 |
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anon (06/27/2012) [-]
Wow good idea..Say that you want to kill yourself so people could feel pitty for you..GREAT! Why don`t you just write that on twitter or something..but no, instead you wanted to do it here,where 12 year olds are holding on to there cocks replying to you with one hand telling you otherwise.. Deleted this comment? It`s because you know it`s true sweetie... :)
It is amazing how poorly you think you can speak to people when you hide your identity. Can't be man enough to show who you are, but you can degrade a woman you know nothing about. Why don't you take your hand off your own cock, get out of your mother's basement, and get a life.
lol, you are too funny. Nice attempt at a save, I see you still dont have the balls to come out and say who you are.
I am with the anon right here. Of course he isn't going to come out and say who he actually is, who does that on this website? Ever?
a joke contest? i'll try...
so a muslim, a communist, an illegal alien, and a black guy walk into a bar.
the bartender says, "What can I get for you, Mr. President?"
so a muslim, a communist, an illegal alien, and a black guy walk into a bar.
the bartender says, "What can I get for you, Mr. President?"
what do you get if you mix an elephant and a rhino?
elephino (Hell if i know) :P
elephino (Hell if i know) :P
here goes nothing
Girlfriends are like trampolines...I don't have one..
Girlfriends are like trampolines...I don't have one..
Saw you're doing this kinda joke contest to add people (on skype?). Anyways here goes.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
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irishmanforlife (06/24/2012) [-]
I'm so poor I rub cologne from magazines on my shirt .. And when they say "Oh you smell good, what is that?" I say "Page 35"
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organicposter (06/24/2012) [-]
A collection of the best anti-jokes:
1. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
Because his mom threw a fridge at him
2. Why did Timmy fall off the swing?
Because Timmy is a bucket
3. Why did the plane crash?
because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
4. Roses are red
Violets are blue
This poem makes no sense
Refrigerator
I think I win :)
also, cute animal because I can :)
1. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
Because his mom threw a fridge at him
2. Why did Timmy fall off the swing?
Because Timmy is a bucket
3. Why did the plane crash?
because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
4. Roses are red
Violets are blue
This poem makes no sense
Refrigerator
I think I win :)
also, cute animal because I can :)
migh as well give it a shot, so:
at a downtown province...
kid: sir, is the water here drinkable?
old man: well it's up to you if you're going to chew it..
at a downtown province...
kid: sir, is the water here drinkable?
old man: well it's up to you if you're going to chew it..
Didn't know how to leave a message, so I added you as a friend, and now I'm doing this. Hope it works. ISN'T THAT PUPPY ADORABLE!?
