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#15 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 12/19/2014 on Meninist Activism dot org +77
#17 - vonspyder (12/19/2014) [-]
I need Autism because THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#36 - anonymous (12/19/2014) [-]
You're describing ADHD, a completely unrelated disorder granted, it's not unheard-of for people to have both, and some of the symptoms overlap
User avatar #117 - superstephtime (12/19/2014) [-]
ADHD is a form of autism.
User avatar #120 - animedudej (12/19/2014) [-]
it's in the autism spectrum, yes
#8 - It's 110% better if you imagine this in the background  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2014 on doris +43
User avatar #38 - hourlyb (12/19/2014) [-]
I like this one more. Ren and Stimpy Soundtrack - Workaday World
#4 - Picture 12/18/2014 on Everyone's favorite X'mas... +1
#8 - you just need to find the clitoris  [+] (4 new replies) 12/18/2014 on How to turn a man on +26
#27 - beroty (12/18/2014) [-]
this one?
#14 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
That is so wrong I don't even know what to say... you can rub my clit all you want, if my mind isn't turned on nothing happens, maybe it even hurts a little. I get really turned on by dirty talk and weirdly enough, if you lick or bite my throat. My nipples are not erogenous, even though they are for most girls. And even if I am horny my clit is very sensitive, so direct stimulation rarely works. It works much better if I ride your hand. So, yes, it is hard work to make some women cum.
#16 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
It's a joke you daft cunt
#15 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
shut the fuck up, you don't know, you're not a girl
#7 - the average person *says they have sex 89 times a year  [+] (8 new replies) 12/18/2014 on it's funny cuz it's true +333
#91 - swagmonstah (12/18/2014) [-]
Every relationship I've been in equals sex every night we see each other. So we'll call that 15-20 times a month during relationships.
Even if your'e just meeting two new fuck buddies a month, you're likely not going to only fuck them once.

They aren't' fucking 89 people, they're having sex 89 times.
Surely this number isn't that impossible to wrap your heads around...
User avatar #42 - wiredguy (12/18/2014) [-]
>implying the average person isn't married
User avatar #81 - guardianatreyu (12/18/2014) [-]
>implying married couples are always constantly fucking
#39 - suchtino (12/18/2014) [-]
the average person has 89 times more sex than me
#71 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
Bro, 89 times 0 is still 0.

The average person has *infinitely* more sex than you.
#28 - ciacheczko (12/18/2014) [-]
Assuming that some people are in relationships and have sex, let's not be to crazy about it, 3 times per week... A year has 52 weeks. 52x3= 156.

So one couple that has a decent amount of sex can cover for someone who has no sex at all. Not to mention couples who have shitton of sex and can cover for 2, maybe 3 people who have no sex at all.

It's not that people lie about their sex live. It's that the statistics are generally bullshit, especially when it comes to counting the average.
User avatar #29 - ciacheczko (12/18/2014) [-]
Oh wait, fuck. I didn't count in the fact that couple is TWO people, so, in fact, a couple is two people having sex 156 times in a year, so they cover for TWO people. Meaning that a very active couple can cover up to 6 people with no sex life.

It only furthers my point, but it was a mistake nonetheless, so I had to correct it.
User avatar #25 - amnis (12/18/2014) [-]
that's not even 2 times a week.. Yeah I believe that
#7 - the template usually looks something like this  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2014 on "proud misandrist" starter kit +14
#14 - fittetjuven (12/18/2014) [-]
Quite right
#101 - Picture 12/18/2014 on Next, the kid! 0
#28 - i am so unbelievably triggered right now, how dare you even su… 12/18/2014 on Fuckin' Dicks 0
#24 - check your privilege ******** omg  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Fuckin' Dicks +1
User avatar #25 - shatted (12/18/2014) [-]
man if you're gonna be gay just stick in it the ass. i was just surprised when i clicked the link
User avatar #28 - lamarsmithgot (12/18/2014) [-]
i am so unbelievably triggered right now, how dare you even suggest that

i am a proud demisexual muskrat of color and i will not be raped by white cishet scum on the internet like you

#32 - its uncanny 12/18/2014 on One lucky fuck +5

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#14 - anonymous (12/29/2013) [-]
Are you just trying to be like soundofwinter?
User avatar #17 to #14 - lamarsmithgot (03/05/2014) [-]
I have no idea who that is
User avatar #13 - pull (12/15/2013) [-]
Hey, do people ever bug you about your fj points? Because if you're not doing anything with them, could you send them to me?
#6 - anonymous (11/06/2013) [-]
GO ******* KILL YOURSELF YOU ******* PIECE OF **** , ******* CUNT
User avatar #2 - dwarfman (11/06/2013) [-]
Economic deleted your comment, but let me say you're cool dude.
User avatar #1 - mayormilkman (05/02/2013) [-]
I remember that word filter.
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