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#81 - jabsgreywarden (10/31/2013) [-]
That's great! My love life is okay as well. I guess you could say I like to transpose more than compose... I like being able to play all parts so that's why I do it. I play SEVERAL instruments.

Btw, this is le boyfriend 2/3 weeks ago
#78 - Hi! I've been studying, mainly. But right now I have sort …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/29/2013 on ladylpara's profile 0
#79 - jabsgreywarden (10/30/2013) [-]
Well, I'm going through a rough patch right now- it's complicated.... Anyways, you and I have some things in common-- drawing and composing music, that's awesome! It's starting to get cold here too, I am not looking forward to it... And I care for all my friends, so you are welcome.. How's you love life? And I am glad you are doing alright.

Well, I am getting ready for college. I can't wait! I feel like everything has gotten a little harder my senior year than it did last year.
User avatar #80 - ladylpara (10/30/2013) [-]
A rough patch? If you wanna talk I'm all ears o.o
You can tell me if you want!

And yeah, I've been composing music like... Ever since I was a small kid. Of course, I don't remember every song I've compose but... That's just how it goes. Only like, 5 years ago, I've started to write down the things I come up with.

Cause that's just smart :_D

And yeah, school tends to get difficult the further you go. It's sad but that's how it's supposed to go.

Also, thanks. It's nice to hear that someone cares!

And my love life?
I'm still together with the guy I mentioned at some point (I guess?) and in December we've been together for 3 years. So, things are okay.
Sometimes there are difficult times but everyone has those...
So, nothing to complain about, I guess
#81 - jabsgreywarden (10/31/2013) [-]
That's great! My love life is okay as well. I guess you could say I like to transpose more than compose... I like being able to play all parts so that's why I do it. I play SEVERAL instruments.

Btw, this is le boyfriend 2/3 weeks ago
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i seen that before aint no way i'm wachin that shit again, this was morbid but that, THAT actually happened,
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User avatar #77 - jabsgreywarden ONLINE (10/21/2013) [-]
Hello there, what have you been up to?
User avatar #78 to #77 - ladylpara (10/29/2013) [-]
Hi!
I've been studying, mainly. But right now I have sort of a pause and I finally have some time to write and draw. Compose new songs and just sleep ... and of course, eat every now and then >.<
The days are getting longer and darker every damn day o.o it's actually quite creepy. a few weeks ago around 6PM it was not so dark as it was today

Also, it'll probably snow soon. yeah, I miss snow but I know that when it's cold and I'm shivering and freezing, trying desperately to warm my hands, I just know I'll be like "damn you summer, where did you go..."

but yea. it's like that here in Finland...

But what about you?

How are you and how's your life? Thanks for sending me a message every now and then ^^ Makes me feel that someone cares.
#79 to #78 - jabsgreywarden ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
Well, I'm going through a rough patch right now- it's complicated.... Anyways, you and I have some things in common-- drawing and composing music, that's awesome! It's starting to get cold here too, I am not looking forward to it... And I care for all my friends, so you are welcome.. How's you love life? And I am glad you are doing alright.

Well, I am getting ready for college. I can't wait! I feel like everything has gotten a little harder my senior year than it did last year.
User avatar #80 to #79 - ladylpara (10/30/2013) [-]
A rough patch? If you wanna talk I'm all ears o.o
You can tell me if you want!

And yeah, I've been composing music like... Ever since I was a small kid. Of course, I don't remember every song I've compose but... That's just how it goes. Only like, 5 years ago, I've started to write down the things I come up with.

Cause that's just smart :_D

And yeah, school tends to get difficult the further you go. It's sad but that's how it's supposed to go.

Also, thanks. It's nice to hear that someone cares!

And my love life?
I'm still together with the guy I mentioned at some point (I guess?) and in December we've been together for 3 years. So, things are okay.
Sometimes there are difficult times but everyone has those...
So, nothing to complain about, I guess
#81 to #80 - jabsgreywarden ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
That's great! My love life is okay as well. I guess you could say I like to transpose more than compose... I like being able to play all parts so that's why I do it. I play SEVERAL instruments.

Btw, this is le boyfriend 2/3 weeks ago
User avatar #74 - jabsgreywarden ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
HIIIII!!!!!!! i havent talked to you in so long! how have you been?
#75 to #74 - ladylpara (09/09/2013) [-]
Hi, yeah! We haven't talked in a while, but hey. that's okay. I mean, I've had a lot to do and right now, I'm in the middle of my matriculation exams and everything... but uh, I haven't been that okay? I'm depressed etc. but otherwise I'm pretty okay. You ?
Hi, yeah! We haven't talked in a while, but hey. that's okay. I mean, I've had a lot to do and right now, I'm in the middle of my matriculation exams and everything... but uh, I haven't been that okay? I'm depressed etc. but otherwise I'm pretty okay. You ?
User avatar #76 to #75 - jabsgreywarden ONLINE (09/23/2013) [-]
What are you so depressed about? I can try to comfort you... Anyways, I've been okay. And that gif is super funny! I love it so much.
User avatar #71 - jabsgreywarden ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
Good morning. How are you today?
User avatar #72 to #71 - ladylpara (05/07/2013) [-]
gosh, good evening from here.
It's already 7:30 PM here....
I'm fine, nothing new.

You ?
User avatar #73 to #72 - jabsgreywarden ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
Really depressed. I never get any position i want in anythin ever for anything for school. I tried out for drum major and some immature person got it. Im really pissed off about it.
User avatar #70 - jabsgreywarden ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
You're name is very pretty. It is better than Jordan.
User avatar #63 - jabsgreywarden ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
Hello ladylpara! How are you today? And what is your first name? Mine is Jordan, if you did not know...
User avatar #64 to #63 - ladylpara (05/02/2013) [-]
Hi! Nice name :)
And I'm okay. Nothing new, really. Just been playing some Mass Effect, TRYING to study but it doesn't seem to lead me anywhere. ******* hell -.-

My real name isn't really that important. You can call me Lis, though.
User avatar #65 to #64 - jabsgreywarden ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
I have never played that, though it looks pretty cool. Studying's for losers- I am completely joking! Well i wanted to know, not to be creepy, just so that i could call you something shorter...... i could call you lady?
User avatar #66 to #65 - ladylpara (05/02/2013) [-]
hahah, Lady is just fine. I like that name...
But yeah. What have you been doing ?

And yes, that is one of my absolute favorite games, really, if not even the favorite. Sigh.
Yeah... Cheers me up when I'm down. It does. A lot. Never really liked a game that much. Might sound silly but I love to play games. ^^

And no, no you asking is not creepy. I just find my real name very very ugly so I don't want others to torture their minds/ears with it >.< Kekeke.
And yeah. I just really am not in the mood for studying. I am not good at school but I am doing my best.
User avatar #67 to #66 - jabsgreywarden ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
I have played games since i was four so i understand what you are saying! that was too funny what you said about your name.
User avatar #68 to #67 - ladylpara (05/02/2013) [-]
Hahah, to be honest, it's pretty tragic that I find my name that ugly :DD
A few years ago I still found my name very pretty, not very rare, but pretty.
^^
Liisa.
And woooow, you a gamer too ? Damn, that's awesome :D
What games have you played?
User avatar #69 to #68 - jabsgreywarden ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
halo, dragon age, assassins creed, mortal kombat., crash, spyro, Pokemon, little mermaid, zelda, prince of persia, splinter cell, call of duty, **** , i didnt realize how long this list was. Though i havent played online, i am a boss at console games. i mean ive been playing these games since i was 4. 12 YEARS!!!
User avatar #58 - jabsgreywarden ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
I am really sorry if I had offended you in any way, shape, or form. And the whole thing with Irwin was just a huge misunderstanding. So we made up, er, got over that. Thank you for being there for me to talk to on occasion. Honestly, you are the only other girl I can seriously say something to on almost anything that pops into my mind and I do not regret saying it to you. So I appreciate you being a friend. And, if you need to talk, you can talk to me- I am not saying that I will have the best response but at least I am here to talk.
User avatar #59 to #58 - ladylpara (05/01/2013) [-]
Hello!
Hey, what makes you think you would've offended or insulted me in any way? Not true. You haven't. So don't worry about it. I wonder why you think that way in the first place. o.o
A huge misunderstanding? Wanna tell me about that more in detail or would you rather just leave it at that? I understand if you'd rather not.
And really, talking is not a problem. I'll try to get on funnyjunk as often as I remember and can. :D And yes, you can say anything to me. I don't judge. I don't see the point of it.
Friends are friends.

And I'll keep your words in mind ^^

But so, what's up with you otherwise? Everything okay? (at least somewhat?)
User avatar #60 to #59 - jabsgreywarden ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
yeah, im doing great. all it was was an effort for one of irwins friends to add her on their fj. thats basically it.
User avatar #61 to #60 - ladylpara (05/01/2013) [-]
So, you two are doing well? Well, that's good to hear.
You two talked about it like I suggested?

Anything new in your life?
User avatar #62 to #61 - jabsgreywarden ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
Yes we did! Umm new? Nothing really minus my sore throat that makes my voice sound raspy and manly. But its really fun to change my accent wirh it so im speaking with a romanian/ russian accent to keep my throat from hurting when i talk,
User avatar #51 - jabsgreywarden ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
Oh my! How has your life been going? Things going well with le boyfriend?
User avatar #52 to #51 - ladylpara (04/25/2013) [-]
Hi! :D
My life is going pretty well. I'm feeling fine and yeah, things are good with my boyfriend. Nothing to complain about ^^

I hope you are feeling better... Really, I apologize for not being able to talk after the last time but I simply haven't had any time -.-" school, school, school, busy, busy, busy. Ugh. Sometimes I just really, really hate school.

I hope things are going well there as well ? Your boyfriend?
How are things :)
#53 to #52 - jabsgreywarden ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
well apparently another of our friends-mine and Irwin's- says that he likes another. but irwin hasn't said anything to me or anything and i haven't talked to him in a week or so. and my stepdad is staying away from me so that stuff is done. but still all me and irwin have sent each other a message every once in a while. the girl is a.l.l.i.s.o.n.f.i.r.e.x . i hope that caused it so she couldnt see it. he has lied to me though. he said to me that he got off work an hour before he talked to me when in all actuality, he gets off at six, whch is about 4-6 hours before we talk on thursday/fridays. heres my prom picture btw.
User avatar #54 to #53 - ladylpara (04/25/2013) [-]
oh wow that is pretty o.o ... wow. Wish I looked that good. jasdjasd ooh wow I feel ugly. :D

Ahh and what the hell? He likes someone else and hasn't told you? Girl, that's called cheating. But then again, you haven't heard it straight from him... So you should never really trust the rumors no matter how believable they sound... Sigh. Yeah, that's pretty tricky. But you should talk to him about that because if you two really are together, you should try to solve it like adults would. Talking. You know o.o

And what girl is this... alisson ? You mean the someone else he could like or... What am I not getting :D ? And he's lied to you ? uh, really, I think you two should have a talk because if he truly likes someone else and just lies and does things behind your back, you should make it clear that you won't tolerate any of that.

Wow, I can't believe that pic. It's very beautiful. You have a very pretty smile!
Damn, I feel so ugly :D
User avatar #55 to #54 - jabsgreywarden ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
what do you look like? and you are right, although I actually feel like the adult in this relationship. all i know is that he told d.a.l.g.a.a.r.d. that he liked her and he told me. shes also american but shes in college, not some high schooler, shes not that pretty! and she doesnt take any photos in color.
User avatar #56 to #55 - ladylpara (04/25/2013) [-]
Well... I look like **** compared to you. That's all you really need to know...
Agh... Wow. If a guy gets together with a woman, he does NOT LIKE OTHER WOMEN. That's... That's unfair. And that should NOT happen... really.
Do talk with him. Of course, you decide what you do and I won't judge no matter what you do but still, think about it. Talking with him about this and making HIM TELL THE TRUTH, is just the best for you so you can decide if he is worth your time, lying and liking other girls behind your back.

OF course, i am sure that he is a nice guy. You are together with him after all... But he shouldn't do that.

Sigh.
talk with that guy. Period. THat's the only thing that will solve anything. Especially now that you two can't really talk face-to-face.
User avatar #57 to #56 - jabsgreywarden ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
neither can he with her. oh im going to talk to him, trust me. and hes going to wish that hes never liked another person. not going to beat him up or anything, just want him to know that if its true, hes going to be kill. i absolutely love him and i wish he really knew that. i bet she just wants to have sex with him.
#40 - jabsgreywarden ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
Hello! How are you? It has been a while.
Hello! How are you? It has been a while.
#41 to #40 - ladylpara (04/08/2013) [-]
heey! yeah, I haven't been online that much lately and I need to head to bed soon -.-&quot; but I'll try to be here tomorrow a bit earlier :D it's already 10:30 PM here -.-&quot;   
   
And I have an early morning tomorrow!   
   
But I'm fine. :) things are going okay with my boyfriend and school sucks as always. but what about you ? You okay?
heey! yeah, I haven't been online that much lately and I need to head to bed soon -.-" but I'll try to be here tomorrow a bit earlier :D it's already 10:30 PM here -.-"

And I have an early morning tomorrow!

But I'm fine. :) things are going okay with my boyfriend and school sucks as always. but what about you ? You okay?
#42 to #41 - jabsgreywarden ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
Trying to get rid of the thought of my stepdad molesting me,etc. Other than that, things are great with my boyfriend and school here sucks as usual. And that gif makes me laugh.
Trying to get rid of the thought of my stepdad molesting me,etc. Other than that, things are great with my boyfriend and school here sucks as usual. And that gif makes me laugh.
User avatar #43 to #42 - ladylpara (04/08/2013) [-]
have you actually seen that movie? if so, did you like it? I have, and I really didn't. I think the girl was annoying. -.-" but sometimes, cute ^^

And what... ? molesting? you haven't really talked about that... Not that I'd wonder why o.o that's a very personal thing.

aww! and for how long have you two been together now?
User avatar #44 to #43 - jabsgreywarden ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
4 almost 5 months. i love this movie. i like to watch it because of the minor characters actions and faces. they are hilarious. she wouldn't be annoying if it the voice actor wasnt selena gomez. I think i have watched every week since we had gotten it on dvd. he didnt start to until recently.
User avatar #45 to #44 - ladylpara (04/08/2013) [-]
what the hell? Isn't that something you could tell to a police or something? seriously, that's very... Bad... >8((( he shouldn't do that. Have you told anyone? Like your boyfriend, your mom or anyone? Cause he cannot do that to you. That is wrong and he should know better than that... Are you alright?
User avatar #46 to #45 - jabsgreywarden ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
Yeah i have told my mother and to irwin. I am very uneasy about it and i couldnt stop crying for over an hour. i could have called the police but our house phone was disconnected and i use my moms phone. and she works at night. I feel so nasty and gross because of it.
User avatar #47 to #46 - ladylpara (04/08/2013) [-]
Heey, hey, it's alright... Has he managed to "do" anything to you ? or has he only -tried-?
oh man, I feel so bad for you <8// you can always talk to me if that brings any comfort to you.
oh god that must be horrible ! I cannot imagine how that feels and I don't wonder that you're feeling like crap. but it's good you have told your mother and this irwin. how have they reacted to this?
User avatar #48 to #47 - jabsgreywarden ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
my mother yelled at me b/c she thought i "wanted" it. He had managed to force himself inside of me but i had kneed him really hard in the side and ran into my bathroom. he was saying i'm sorry but i never believed him. how am i supposed to believe someone who can pin my arms behind me? he was in the army in order to hold me down like that. irwin seemed extremely nervous about it. Im just saying that if he tries it again, i'm going to kill him. Yeah ive pretty much thrown my trust to my friends on fj becuase they seem to care and they give me advice. so i thank you much.
User avatar #49 to #48 - ladylpara (04/08/2013) [-]
You don't need to thank me... Oh my god what an asshole! I'm sorry for saying that but seriously. No one, and I mean NO ONE deserves that... **** . I can't understand why he'd do that and then apologize. I bet he would not have said "sorry" if he would've gotten to do things all the way, you know... Oh my god, I feel so bad for you. I'm so sorry... You are strong. And you can always talk to me if you like. I need to head to bed, but hey, we can talk some other time. I'll try be on computer tomorrow if you like...
Knee that bastard if he tries it again... Or just lock yourself in a bathroom or something, just like you did... ************ .... Wow. I jsut cannot understand some people.

And your mom? She better understand how serious this situation is.
User avatar #50 to #49 - jabsgreywarden ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
All she said is that she could "relate" to this and she grounded me for letting this happen but his "punishment" was worse. Its a long story, I will tell you later.
User avatar #32 - jabsgreywarden ONLINE (03/12/2013) [-]
Hello :D
User avatar #33 to #32 - ladylpara (03/12/2013) [-]
heyy!
User avatar #35 to #33 - jabsgreywarden ONLINE (03/12/2013) [-]
I was reading the comments on the busty girl problem upload on here, adn some were pretty funny. Fortunately, I do not have this problem.
User avatar #34 to #33 - jabsgreywarden ONLINE (03/12/2013) [-]
how have you been? Since yesterday?
User avatar #36 to #34 - ladylpara (03/12/2013) [-]
I've been okay! No need to worry .I'm chatting with my boyfriend right now, I'm studying while being online = a bad, BAD combo. :D
Doesn't really work.
But I'm okay! Really.
What about you ?

And also, I have the problem of being a bit too busty. So... Yeah. I can't carry my bag like that.
#38 to #36 - jabsgreywarden ONLINE (03/12/2013) [-]
Here is a pic, well its his profile pic on here, of him.
User avatar #37 to #36 - jabsgreywarden ONLINE (03/12/2013) [-]
I wish I was a little bigger but since my boyfriend likes what he sees, I do not really mind. But studying while being on the internet is a new way to liven up the way you study. there is a quote that says to study something in the most creative and original way possible to your imagination. Or something like that. Anyways, I prefer to carry a shoulder bag, it makes my bust look bigger. Though, there really is no one to impress except irwincardozo.
User avatar #39 to #37 - ladylpara (03/12/2013) [-]
Hey! He look very good! Wooow, a bit jelly ;))))

be happy for what you've got. He looks like a very nice guy. Wow, I'm happy for you! Growr, take good care of him, girl! And yeah, it's not that bad to be online AND study at the same time, it's just that I get SO easily distracted that it really bothers my schoolwork -.-"

and yeah, me carrying a bag really does gather looks but it can be annoying from time to time. Really... The way guys just look at me and imagine their hands all over me. It can be very distressing.
#31 - jabsgreywarden ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
Hey, remember how I told you what had happened between irwincardozo and me? Well, I finally anounce that the problems were solved and I had finally shown him what he was waiting for. Surprise, I did it, I went all the way. And he liked it, which was a shocker. So thanks for that advice you had given, it really worked!
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