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#129 - It took me three hours to explain to a friend that PS1 control… 10/14/2014 on Only Almost Everyone Will... +2
#13 - I look at this and remember how much I dislike the oatmeal. 10/13/2014 on The end is near 0
#14 - Looked it up, apparently it just started and that's why I didn't know. 10/12/2014 on Trust me i'm a womanizer 0
#13 - There's an anime of this? I've been reading it for a while now…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/12/2014 on Trust me i'm a womanizer 0
User avatar #14 - lacypushupbra (10/12/2014) [-]
Looked it up, apparently it just started and that's why I didn't know.
#147 - I kept going back here even though I knew that the site was do… 10/10/2014 on FJ is back. Please help... +1
#47 - I deserve Bronze because I can't carry worth **** . 09/29/2014 on "Team work" 0
#6608 - I've had campaigns that somewhat reach that, except I'm stuck …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/28/2014 on /tabletop/ 0
User avatar #6610 - rollmeanddie (09/28/2014) [-]
"...the horrid beast rises up from the slick blackness, one arm sweeping aside the quivering arms men as an afterthought and-"

"I deck it in the schnozz."

"You can't, you're frozen with fe-"

"My insanity score outranks its fear score. I have a power fist."

"But, you-"

"I. Deck. It. In. The. Schnozz."
User avatar #6609 - dasistwunderbar (09/28/2014) [-]
I had a character that lost an arm, and seeing as he was a devotee of the god of random chance, he prayed for a replacement. Being the god of random chance however, she made his penis into a prehensile, monkey tail-like appendage and made it about three feet long. He now pushes it through his sleeve and tries to pass it off as an amputation stump. Oh and punchers are difficult, but try and somehow get them invested in the story. I managed to stop one by making him chieftain of a village, and after he punched the wrong dude, they were all slaughtered. No more punching nobles from him.
#6603 - Whenever both hands are occupied their left ass cheek will itch?  [+] (4 new replies) 09/28/2014 on /tabletop/ 0
User avatar #6607 - dasistwunderbar (09/28/2014) [-]
Not explosive enough. To give you some context as to the batshit insanity of my campaign and players, the treasure at the end of our last dungeon was a bow that although incredible, spawned a kitten at random intervals that had to be murdered lest it turn into something i dubbed the 'fleshreaper'. They never found out what the fleshreaper was, because they decided to hire a goblin to follow them around killing every kitten they came across. This later led to a massive plague of rats when they entered a large city and the goblin went beserk. They then solved the rat problem by leaving the city and torching it on their way out, setting fire to a good third of the world map when the flaming rats fled the city directly into the ancient forest next to it. After that, they chucked the bow into a lake. This lake is now known as 'Fleshreaper Lake', and has led to the fall of the empire that previously had its capital city on the shores of said lake.
User avatar #6608 - lacypushupbra (09/28/2014) [-]
I've had campaigns that somewhat reach that, except I'm stuck teaching people how to play that hardly know anything. It's pretty common for at least 3 of them to die before level 3, mainly due to their stupidity. I literally removed all traps and most enemies from a dungeon and one of them lost an arm.
I like to listen to rollmeanddie and how his character which used punching everything in the nose as a reasonable response to all problems.
User avatar #6610 - rollmeanddie (09/28/2014) [-]
"...the horrid beast rises up from the slick blackness, one arm sweeping aside the quivering arms men as an afterthought and-"

"I deck it in the schnozz."

"You can't, you're frozen with fe-"

"My insanity score outranks its fear score. I have a power fist."

"But, you-"

"I. Deck. It. In. The. Schnozz."
User avatar #6609 - dasistwunderbar (09/28/2014) [-]
I had a character that lost an arm, and seeing as he was a devotee of the god of random chance, he prayed for a replacement. Being the god of random chance however, she made his penis into a prehensile, monkey tail-like appendage and made it about three feet long. He now pushes it through his sleeve and tries to pass it off as an amputation stump. Oh and punchers are difficult, but try and somehow get them invested in the story. I managed to stop one by making him chieftain of a village, and after he punched the wrong dude, they were all slaughtered. No more punching nobles from him.
#6602 - There's also restrictions to fit the plot and world and all th… 09/28/2014 on /tabletop/ 0
#6600 - The most popular one I see people play is 3.5, if a group has …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/28/2014 on /tabletop/ 0
User avatar #6643 - juter (09/30/2014) [-]
Call of Cthulhu mention

Swell with plot derailment and Scottish accent
User avatar #6601 - crimsonsunshine (09/28/2014) [-]
it seems like in 3.5 you can be basically anything you damn choose.
User avatar #6602 - lacypushupbra (09/28/2014) [-]
There's also restrictions to fit the plot and world and all that crap the DM needs. I honestly never finished a game of 3.5 because I prefer a more modern or futuristic setting in tabletop.
#6597 - I have a friend that hosts them every now and then but I haven…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/28/2014 on /tabletop/ 0
User avatar #6598 - crimsonsunshine (09/28/2014) [-]
i mean i know the basics from watching some seesion on Youtube but they were playing 2.0 and i dont know what everyone plays now. I would jsut need to know what version the group plays so i can torrent a manual.
User avatar #6600 - lacypushupbra (09/28/2014) [-]
The most popular one I see people play is 3.5, if a group has a bit more beginners usually 4.0, and I haven't seen any 5.0 lately.
I'm pretty new to DND as a tabletop, I typically go Call of Cthulhu or Rogue Legacy.
User avatar #6643 - juter (09/30/2014) [-]
Call of Cthulhu mention

Swell with plot derailment and Scottish accent
User avatar #6601 - crimsonsunshine (09/28/2014) [-]
it seems like in 3.5 you can be basically anything you damn choose.
User avatar #6602 - lacypushupbra (09/28/2014) [-]
There's also restrictions to fit the plot and world and all that crap the DM needs. I honestly never finished a game of 3.5 because I prefer a more modern or futuristic setting in tabletop.
User avatar #6599 - crimsonsunshine (09/28/2014) [-]
God damn this keyboard and its sticking keys :S
#59 - I was so happy when I hit college this year because my teacher… 09/26/2014 on how the fuck do people do... 0
#621583 - I saw this when you first posted it. Give me back my life!  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #621584 - fitemeirlbro (09/23/2014) [-]
no
#156207 - Go big or go home. Or just don't get high when you w… 09/23/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#1062479 - I love the smell of burning PS3 in the morning. Only 30 minute… 09/21/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1062461 - My friend gave me an old PS3 of his, claims it was thrown agai…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/21/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1062580 - rafeky (09/21/2014) [-]
last of us is pretty good if you can put up with the bad controls.
User avatar #1062511 - ScottP (09/21/2014) [-]
Is it one of the 80/60 gb fat ones, or the slims?
#1062460 - I sunk so many hours into that game, it's incredibly fun alone… 09/21/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#20 - I approve of this. 09/21/2014 on talon and riven, sitting in... 0
#78 - Picture 09/21/2014 on Only 90's Kids Will Remember 0
#1045997 - I likely will, I'll hit record on that **** and c… 09/21/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1045992 - I have a friend who likes to get into a series and either ruin… 09/21/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1045985 - I honestly don't know what turned me off from it, I enjoyed ev…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/21/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1045994 - therollingstones (09/21/2014) [-]
Well the dubs will all be out in October, if you're into that sort of thing. Alucards Va is pretty fucking awesome, might be a good time to finish it.
User avatar #1045997 - lacypushupbra (09/21/2014) [-]
I likely will, I'll hit record on that shit and catch up on what I missed after I write this essay immediately.
#1045981 - It makes great background noise when I'm reading mango, when a…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1045991 - nomora (09/21/2014) [-]
And there's more and much better shit online than you can change at your leisure instead of following a set schedule
#1045979 - I forgot that's on there, I made it halfway through but eventu…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/21/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1045984 - therollingstones (09/21/2014) [-]
What turned you off to it? Was it the cutesy breaks? Anyways you should've watched ep 5 for the bruce Willis and Christopher Walken cameo
User avatar #1045985 - lacypushupbra (09/21/2014) [-]
I honestly don't know what turned me off from it, I enjoyed every episode I watched and every volume I read. At one point I probably just said "I'll watch it later"

It's been a few years since that day.
User avatar #1045994 - therollingstones (09/21/2014) [-]
Well the dubs will all be out in October, if you're into that sort of thing. Alucards Va is pretty fucking awesome, might be a good time to finish it.
User avatar #1045997 - lacypushupbra (09/21/2014) [-]
I likely will, I'll hit record on that shit and catch up on what I missed after I write this essay immediately.
#1045974 - Without Space Dandy I really don't see anything on Toonami wor…  [+] (15 new replies) 09/21/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1046046 - afrogeist (09/21/2014) [-]
They have Hellsing Ultimate if you like that, after Space Dandy that's what I'll wait for.
User avatar #1046044 - makotoitou (09/21/2014) [-]
Pray they reshow Bobobo
User avatar #1046004 - Rei (09/21/2014) [-]
idk what's on Toonami but if the Big O on it, you should check that out.
#1045989 - andyyy (09/21/2014) [-]
Indeed
I just hope when they air Dragon Ball Kai, they start from the Buu Saga
Other than that, One Piece is currently on the Enies Lobby arc so that's some good shit
User avatar #1045986 - smuglurker (09/21/2014) [-]
Gurren Lagann is the only reason to still watch it
User avatar #1045992 - lacypushupbra (09/21/2014) [-]
I have a friend who likes to get into a series and either ruin it for everyone or start bashing on it because he doesn't like it. He's obsessed with Gurren Lagann at the moment.
User avatar #1045978 - nomora (09/21/2014) [-]
Maybe you should stop watching toonami like a fucking pleb then
User avatar #1045981 - lacypushupbra (09/21/2014) [-]
It makes great background noise when I'm reading mango, when an anime I actually like comes on then there's a bonus.
User avatar #1045991 - nomora (09/21/2014) [-]
And there's more and much better shit online than you can change at your leisure instead of following a set schedule
User avatar #1045977 - therollingstones (09/21/2014) [-]
Isn't Hellsing airing on toonami currently? That's some good shit right there
User avatar #1045979 - lacypushupbra (09/21/2014) [-]
I forgot that's on there, I made it halfway through but eventually gave up.
User avatar #1045984 - therollingstones (09/21/2014) [-]
What turned you off to it? Was it the cutesy breaks? Anyways you should've watched ep 5 for the bruce Willis and Christopher Walken cameo
User avatar #1045985 - lacypushupbra (09/21/2014) [-]
I honestly don't know what turned me off from it, I enjoyed every episode I watched and every volume I read. At one point I probably just said "I'll watch it later"

It's been a few years since that day.
User avatar #1045994 - therollingstones (09/21/2014) [-]
Well the dubs will all be out in October, if you're into that sort of thing. Alucards Va is pretty fucking awesome, might be a good time to finish it.
User avatar #1045997 - lacypushupbra (09/21/2014) [-]
I likely will, I'll hit record on that shit and catch up on what I missed after I write this essay immediately.
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#1 - anonymous (11/18/2014) [-]
Your account is this old and you don't have any comments?
Or do you just delete them?
User avatar #2 to #1 - lacypushupbra (11/18/2014) [-]
Yes.
#3 to #2 - anonymous (11/18/2014) [-]
I... but... uh...   
Okay. I mainly clicked your profile to see a larger version of you avatar.
I... but... uh...
Okay. I mainly clicked your profile to see a larger version of you avatar.
User avatar #4 to #3 - lacypushupbra (11/18/2014) [-]
I don't post often and have 2 friends so yeah don't get any comments on here.
#5 to #4 - anonymous (11/18/2014) [-]
I'll be your friend ;)
I'll be your friend ;)
#7 to #6 - anonymous (11/18/2014) [-]
So how's your day been ol' buddy ol' pal?
User avatar #8 to #7 - lacypushupbra (11/18/2014) [-]
Full of half assed dungeons and dragons games due to my friends not understanding it. I tried making it as easy as possible and that didn't work.
#10 to #8 - anonymous (11/18/2014) [-]
Was there something in particular they struggled with, or was it just a general hassle explain things repeatedly?
#9 to #8 - anonymous (11/18/2014) [-]
Heh, that's why I'm hesitant to find a DnD group. I've read some online sites about the core mechanics, but even those are fairly complex. Plus Psionists seem like the most interesting class, but also a pain to use efficiently in a module.
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