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Date Signed Up:12/28/2012
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#31 - ust before I looked at the bank draft four $4665, I be certai… 12/28/2012 on tumblr nigga -4
#44 - ust before I looked at the bank draft four $4665, I be certai…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2012 on Old Joke -12
User avatar #46 - darkjustifier (12/28/2012) [-]
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now
#68 - ust before I looked at the bank draft four $4665, I be certai…  [+] (12 new replies) 12/28/2012 on Green Lantern -20
User avatar #160 - Lulzilla (12/28/2012) [-]
What in the name of Talos did you just shout at me, you skeever dirt? I’ll have you know I am the greatest warrior in all of Tamriel, and I've led numerous raids on the Imperial City and Thalmor forces, and killed over 300 dragons. I am trained in the ways of the Voice, and I am the deadliest with a dagger of all the assassins that ever served the Dark Brotherhood. You are nothing to me but another whisper from the Night Mother. I’ll find you and consume your soul. You think you can hide behind your Dwemer-like communication device? Think twice on that, peasant. As we speak I am contacting my secret networks of thieves, pirates, werewolves, vampires, and mages across Skyrim and your exact location is being tracked right now so you better get ready for the Thu'um, horker. The kind of shout that destroyed High King Torygg. You’re my clan's next meal, fool. I can ride anywhere, in any province, and can tear you apart you in over a hundred ways, and that's just with my voice. Not only am I the best with a knife, but I have several guilds at my beck and call and I’ll do anything to erase you from the face of Nirn. If only you had a fortune teller to let you know what Daedric wrath your crimes have incurred, you might not have said a word. But you didn't, and now you will pay the ultimate toll, you witch. I’ll shout fire at you and you will get burned. You’re my dinner now.
User avatar #80 - darkjustifier (12/28/2012) [-]
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now
#74 - kusalranawaka (12/28/2012) [-]
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#75 - skuser (12/28/2012) [-]






You shouldn't press enter 6 times to do it right
#89 - bitchplzzz (12/28/2012) [-]











You totally dont see that comment about pressing enter 6 times everytime someone does it wrong
#91 - skuser (12/28/2012) [-]
I'm not here 24/7 dude.
Calm your tits.
#100 - rummler (12/28/2012) [-]
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Rummler out of fucking nowhere.
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#92 - bitchplzzz (12/28/2012) [-]
i'm joking, see how I pressed enter 12 times?
#93 - skuser (12/28/2012) [-]
Sorry dude...
#82 - cumsinbucket (12/28/2012) [-]
this person has ocd
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#69 - rummler (12/28/2012) [-]
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User avatar #1 - mondominiman (12/28/2012) [-]
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