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Suck a dick or smack a dick. Which do you prefer?

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#104 - I don't know how these people can be obsessed with the act of …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2015 on guys its fat shaming friday +1
#106 - phonicghost (03/28/2015) [-]
Fat, salt, and sugar trigger endorphin responses as a reward for killing something that has high amount of these valuable, rare, DIFFICULT TO OBTAIN substances back when we had to fight for survival.
These days ithey're super easy to get so they're essentially like a drug. That's why they usually have fridges full of liquid sugar, cupboards of crisps etc.
#165 - So are you gonna complain about Pokemon being Nintendo exclusi…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2015 on Explaining the new gen systems 0
User avatar #166 - kiratheunholy (03/28/2015) [-]
My legitimate only qualm with your post is that you used bad examples. That's ALL I was saying.
#8 - Well which side won!?!??  [+] (6 new replies) 03/27/2015 on this looks way harder than... +13
#49 - birckin (03/28/2015) [-]
Nice... at first I was thinking... "Why are the left side celebrating? They lost! They got carried into the middle line"... It took me a minute to realize
#123 - killerofcows (03/28/2015) [-]
I read your comment before watching the video and yet got confused
#34 - anonymous (03/27/2015) [-]
Well it's better than just writing what it's actually called without coming up with anything yourself lol...
User avatar #11 - hisokafromlol (03/27/2015) [-]
left side won , trust me i was there.
User avatar #9 - corsairjoshua (03/27/2015) [-]
Just keep watching to the end of the gif to find out.
#60 - By the way, this business practice is done pretty much everywh…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/27/2015 on Explaining the new gen systems -1
User avatar #124 - kiratheunholy (03/27/2015) [-]
Literally all of the examples you provided are software, meaning they can be used on multiple platforms.

Then you mention the PS4 as if it's the same as the examples, but it's hardware.

Breaking bad exclusively on AMC? I'll watch it on the TV I already own.
Hulu original content? I suppose I'll pay the subscription fee for Hulu to watch it on either my TV, PC or other device.
Itunes specific artists? I guess I'll have to get Itunes for one of the many mediums it's available on.

PS4 Specific game? Well shit I don't have a PS4, either forced to buy a $400 machine or not play it.

I get that it's a good business practice; but don't act like people are just nitpicking. There is a reason people aren't batting their eyes at the examples you provided.
User avatar #165 - kyotolover (03/28/2015) [-]
So are you gonna complain about Pokemon being Nintendo exclusive too?
It's exactly same as From Software and Sony.

Nintendo invests in Game Freak. Game Freak makes Pokemon exclusive on Nintendo.
And I see nobody complaining about it.

Sony invests in From Software. From makes Bloodborne exclusive on Sony console.
And now you guys are freaking out.
What's the difference here?

Yes, exclusives are sometimes extremely annoying. I understand that. But people shouldn't be attacking Sony. If anything, people should be attacking Microsoft making an already existing franchise exclusive to their console (Tomb Raider).

I currently don't own an Xbox One, but if Naughty Dog, one of my all time favorite developers happen to make an independent game on Xbox One, guess what.
I'll have to get the console to play it. And I'm not even forced to make that purchase.
No one is pointing a gun at you and telling you to buy the damn thing.
Without Microsoft's support, that very game I want to play would have not been born in the first place. So why should I attack Microsoft. If anything, I'll be glad they made a game that interests me.
User avatar #166 - kiratheunholy (03/28/2015) [-]
My legitimate only qualm with your post is that you used bad examples. That's ALL I was saying.
#55 - Dude, it's called business. When a company wants people to…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2015 on Explaining the new gen systems 0
User avatar #103 - enordnollap (03/27/2015) [-]
THANK YOU FOR EXPLAINING THIS!!! I am tired of having to explain why its only PS exclusive
#330 - Somewhere In America in my ass... 03/27/2015 on Post results 0
#22 - Ewww it's Angelina Jolie. No thanks. 03/27/2015 on Archival material :) 0
#40 - You do know that Demon's Souls, the game that started all, was…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/27/2015 on Explaining the new gen systems -2
#49 - anonymous (03/27/2015) [-]
Yes because it's not as though Sony don't have a PC line of games, is it?

Oh wait they do. The reason they don't cross-platform is because they want to make you buy a playstation in order to play the good games. Exclusivity is always going to be bullshit no matter how you like to try and dress it up. I'll simply stick to DS2 for now, and pirate Bloodborne when the decent cracks become available.
User avatar #60 - kyotolover (03/27/2015) [-]
By the way, this business practice is done pretty much everywhere.

Sony Pictures makes Breaking Bad exclusively on AMC.
No one bats an eye.
Hulu invests in creating original content for their service.
No one bats an eye.
Apple hires music journalists to write original content for iTunes.
No one bats an eye.

Sony invests in a project exclusive to their console.
Every one of you freak out.

You guys seem to not understand what capitalism is.

User avatar #124 - kiratheunholy (03/27/2015) [-]
Literally all of the examples you provided are software, meaning they can be used on multiple platforms.

Then you mention the PS4 as if it's the same as the examples, but it's hardware.

Breaking bad exclusively on AMC? I'll watch it on the TV I already own.
Hulu original content? I suppose I'll pay the subscription fee for Hulu to watch it on either my TV, PC or other device.
Itunes specific artists? I guess I'll have to get Itunes for one of the many mediums it's available on.

PS4 Specific game? Well shit I don't have a PS4, either forced to buy a $400 machine or not play it.

I get that it's a good business practice; but don't act like people are just nitpicking. There is a reason people aren't batting their eyes at the examples you provided.
User avatar #165 - kyotolover (03/28/2015) [-]
So are you gonna complain about Pokemon being Nintendo exclusive too?
It's exactly same as From Software and Sony.

Nintendo invests in Game Freak. Game Freak makes Pokemon exclusive on Nintendo.
And I see nobody complaining about it.

Sony invests in From Software. From makes Bloodborne exclusive on Sony console.
And now you guys are freaking out.
What's the difference here?

Yes, exclusives are sometimes extremely annoying. I understand that. But people shouldn't be attacking Sony. If anything, people should be attacking Microsoft making an already existing franchise exclusive to their console (Tomb Raider).

I currently don't own an Xbox One, but if Naughty Dog, one of my all time favorite developers happen to make an independent game on Xbox One, guess what.
I'll have to get the console to play it. And I'm not even forced to make that purchase.
No one is pointing a gun at you and telling you to buy the damn thing.
Without Microsoft's support, that very game I want to play would have not been born in the first place. So why should I attack Microsoft. If anything, I'll be glad they made a game that interests me.
User avatar #166 - kiratheunholy (03/28/2015) [-]
My legitimate only qualm with your post is that you used bad examples. That's ALL I was saying.
User avatar #55 - kyotolover (03/27/2015) [-]
Dude, it's called business.
When a company wants people to buy their product, they invest in various services and features that can only be enjoyed with their product.
Sometimes a company will choose a platform to produce their product.

Sony wanted From Software to make a game for them. They paid From Software to make one. From Software makes an independent game for a Sony console.
What's the big deal here.

I understand if they made a sequel to a game that was originally cross-platform and suddenly turned the franchise into an exclusive title, but Bloodborne has no connection to any other games. It's an independent title. Just like Besiege or Five Nights at Freddy's, which can only be played on PCs.
If console gamers want to play these games, they would have to get a PC.

Don't want Bloodborne? Don't buy it then. It's just a fucking video game. It's not like Sony is monopolizing the cure for cancer.
Keep in mind that Bloodborne, the very game you're criticizing for being PS4 exclusive, would have not been born without Sony's investment.
It's not like From Software made a game and then Sony took away the rights and made it into an exclusive title.
The game was created by both Sony and From.
Deal with it.
User avatar #103 - enordnollap (03/27/2015) [-]
THANK YOU FOR EXPLAINING THIS!!! I am tired of having to explain why its only PS exclusive
#118 - If Nintendo just flat out abolished Wii U, made a console whic…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/27/2015 on pokemon 0
User avatar #128 - valygomu (03/27/2015) [-]
Well the wiiu beat both PS4 and XBONE in term of exclusive game in my opinion the PS4 only have bloodborne and the XBONE has nothing
User avatar #119 - exceeding (03/27/2015) [-]
Well i do own a Wii U and they work just fine. but i agree with you on the games they should make.
User avatar #120 - sexyhimself (03/27/2015) [-]
But they already made a Mario 64 remake and the next LoZ is supposedly open world
#4 - You stupid little **** why the **** is the katan…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2015 on April's almost here -3
#5 - muffinssnuffims (03/19/2015) [-]
He obviously put it that way so he could sit down.

Also, provided you aren't trying to remove it quickly (for battle), you can easily just grab it by the flat of the blade...
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#1 - anotheroneonearth (02/07/2015) [-]
hi I live in Morioka
hi I live in Morioka
User avatar #2 to #1 - kyotolover ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
岩手県?
#3 to #2 - anotheroneonearth (02/07/2015) [-]
そうだよ!
そうだよ!
User avatar #4 to #3 - kyotolover ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
まじか!
I've never seen another person who lives in Japan on this site.
Are you a Japanese?
#5 to #4 - anotheroneonearth (02/07/2015) [-]
マジです。日本人です
I've seen some foreigners living in Japan on FJ but hardly see any native Japanese here
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