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Suck a dick or smack a dick. Which do you prefer?

We asked random New Yorkers. This was the outcome.

99.9% -- suck a dick
0.1% -- smack a dick

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#6 - Just like Bvs, Ben Affleck will be the only good thing about t…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/22/2016 on Smug -3
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#10 - nathanbiggs (07/22/2016) [-]
I think Henry Cavill actually does a good Superman, Gal Gadot would make a good Wonderwoman if she would just bulk up a little bit.
#7 - ScottP (07/22/2016) [-]
I'm cautiously optimistic for Ezra Miller as Flash. I still think the two Flash actors that have been cast in recent history look nothing like the comic book character, but that's fine. In fact, Ted Sears looked closer to how Flash actually looks.
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#40 - toboz (07/23/2016) [-]
But Ezra Miller looks nothing like the Flash.
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#43 - ScottP (07/23/2016) [-]
Yeah but at this point, I'd be fine if he at least sticks to the character. Though from what I hear, he's going to be their primary comic relief, which seems more like Wally West than Barry
#8 - ScottP (07/22/2016) [-]
#22 - Come on guys. **** on the screen writers. She wasn't the one w… 07/20/2016 on who cares +3
#20 - It's not racist to think that all asians look the same. T…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/20/2016 on Spittin' That Truth +68
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#131 - catburglarpenis (07/20/2016) [-]
Yeah there's Chinese, Japanese, Sushize, Ramenese, the blue people from Avatar, the Green Goblin, Sudanese, Vietnamese, Canadian, Hentai, Chijoku no Troll Busters, Ricese, Bible Black, Bukkakize, Bass Edits, 4Chan.org , "The Designated", and Used Panties Vending Machines.

It's hard to forget all the Asian countries really
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#128 - faelysse (07/20/2016) [-]
It's not racist to say that all ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the complete truth

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds. If all over a billion Asians where to show facial expressions all the time just as much as non Asians, integrate and associate with non Asians much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then a lot of them might accidentally reveal that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely crazy as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, that is them giving people looks when they hear and visually see someone thinking something they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc.

I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN ITS TRUE

You have to spread the message!!!!!
The world has to know about this!!!!!
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#34 - Swenz (07/20/2016) [-]
But it does make up a majority of the Asian population, and a very large portion of the Asian landmass. You're simply making an estimated guess based on statistics if you guessed an Asian were Chinese. Similar to guessing a male from middle east's first name is Mohammed.
#143 - thefantabulous (07/20/2016) [-]
But why take a guess when you can just say they're Asian?
#92 - anon (07/20/2016) [-]
Still does not make sense in calling them chinese instead of asian. Technically, the majority of the world, in terms of population, live in China, closely followed by India. To put it in perspective, USA have about 4,4% of the worlds population, China has 18,7% and India 17,6%. Imagine a future where people from other planets call you chinese just because you come from earth. And, following your reasoning, they'd be right to do so.
#38 - anon (07/20/2016) [-]
right but you still wouldn't call every arab mohammed

You'd probably get blown up
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#39 - Swenz (07/20/2016) [-]
Yes I would.

But that might be because I want to get blown up.
#36 - anon (07/20/2016) [-]
If u need to gues then thats fine but if u dont need to guess say asian not chinese
#37 - This planet is a little too big for me. I don't even know what… 07/20/2016 on Zeivon Nivexhetam Xuext 0
#24 - This is Michael Bay's porn. 07/20/2016 on [MORBID] Bus driver falls... 0
#85 - FJ, you constantly complain about immigrants but yet praise Me…  [+] (24 new replies) 07/20/2016 on First Ladies -15
#162 - anon (07/20/2016) [-]
I hate anyone who is a Democrap because the party has always been, is, and always will be anti-American, not because they're black.
- KKK Founding
- Jim Crow laws
- Using minorities as pets
- War on Conservatives and Christians
#209 - anygoodnames (07/20/2016) [-]
Eh what? As for your history, take a gander at the fact that the Democrats and Republicans have swapped in ideologies. There is a reason why the KKK no longer supports the Democrats.

Though history is irrelevant. Let's think about the now.

Using minorities as pets? Nah. They do that to themselves, for the most part. Pretty funny, to be honest. War on Conservatives and Christians? I am quite certain that upholding the ideology of Separation of Church And State is a war to protect what the Constitution stands for. It just so happens that there are Christian elements being used within the government and not other religions. I am quite certain that any religion that has elements in the government will get tackled at.

And no, don't give me singular incidents of where Christianity is targeted because it's Christanity. It's targeted because it has its hands where it does not belong, but you'll have your idiots that take it too far and breach the part of the Constitution where you do not harm religion in particular.

You want anti-American? Vote for Trump.
- Advocates violence on those that disagree with him
- Violating Free Speech Amendment because there are things that make him feel bad.
- Violate Liberty principles by having a database of Muslims (violating 4th amendment) and a Muslim Ban (which he can do, but violates principles of immigration we've had for over a century).
- Has Discrimination lawsuits against him from the Department of Justice. Ring ring?

Cheers for that guy.
#222 - ilikepatatas (07/20/2016) [-]
- Advocates violence on those that disagree with him
- Violating Free Speech Amendment because there are things that make him feel bad.
- Huving a dotoboiz of endeveduals eez bad mmkay?

this is gotta be one of the worst baits i've seen to this day
like jesus christ, you can't pull something out of your ass and be so obvious about it
step up your game son
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#156 - Sethorein (07/20/2016) [-]
She immigrated legally. She comes from Europe.

Most issues with immigrants stem from the fact that they are illegals or refugees from countries currently under the grips of theocratic autocraticies who hate us.
#112 - reaperriley (07/20/2016) [-]
Its not immigrants who actually bring something to the table. Its rapefugees and illegal immigrants. People who are here for valid reasons, through the proper channels, who are active useful members of our nation are what we want.

Not more free loaders, abusers of the system, and people who just want to destroy us from the inside.

Cmon man, its not rocket science if you just stop over generalizing things.
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#128 - jockothecrock (07/20/2016) [-]
so revoking the 14th ammendment is a good isea against those illegals?
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#134 - wootsauce (07/20/2016) [-]
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#135 - jockothecrock (07/20/2016) [-]
trump's solution to children from immigrant parents: revoking the 14th ammendment

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#138 - wootsauce (07/20/2016) [-]
"After launching his presidential campaign by calling Mexican immigrants "rapists,"

Yeah... I stopped right there. When a piblication allows outright lies in the 1st sentence, we can safely toss it as a credible source
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#136 - wootsauce (07/20/2016) [-]
Motherjones? Really?

And what is wrong with repealing amendments? There is a process to do so...
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#137 - jockothecrock (07/20/2016) [-]
so repealing the ammendment that grants your children u.s. citizenship by being born in american soil is good?
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#139 - wootsauce (07/20/2016) [-]
I think everyone born here should have to take the same Oath that legal immigrants do.
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#142 - jockothecrock (07/20/2016) [-]
especially if you have generations in this country, you do not want to suddenly have your child who was born in this country to have his birthright of a citizen to be revoked
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#140 - jockothecrock (07/20/2016) [-]
no, thats idiotic.

to have to wait until you are of legal age to apply to be a citizen is rediculous. especially if you're born in this country
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#141 - wootsauce (07/20/2016) [-]
Why would that be idiotic? Whats wrong with pledging an Oath to the country and the Constitution?
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#143 - jockothecrock (07/20/2016) [-]
because 1, they were born here. its their birthright to be classified as a citizen. and 2,the fact that there will be laws to the fact that your child will have to wait 18 years just to get his right to call himself a us citizen even though his entire family before him were citizens by birthright, and that at any point in time, he could have his "residency" revoked, or better yet, have his appeal to become a citizen revoked

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#144 - wootsauce (07/20/2016) [-]
Then how do yoi suggest we deal with the very real problem of anchor babies?
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#145 - jockothecrock (07/20/2016) [-]
prevent the parents from ever coming into the country, or getting the rights to resdiency or citizenship


if an "anchor baby" is such a problem, the best way to solve it is to deport the parents and give the baby up for adoption

instead of, you know, repealing a human rights ammendment just for the sake of preventing illegal immigrant children to being called citizens
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#157 - wootsauce (07/20/2016) [-]
Now that... I agree with. The laws need to be enforced
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#99 - cheeseboyofdoom (07/20/2016) [-]
']This is the same site filled with people saying this is some elaborate scheme to get publicity. It simply can't be a mistake, nope Trump operates on a different dimension from us mortals. Remember Mitt "Binders full of women" Romney, ,mistakes happen
#98 - ilikepatatas (07/20/2016) [-]
illegal immigrants are a thing
and legal immigrants are another

reassuring to know that people who truly believe trump is racist know jack shit about what they're talking about
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#179 - inverseiconoclasm (07/20/2016) [-]
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#111 - divinedrgn (07/20/2016) [-]
>Became a permanent resident in 2001
>Became a resident in 2006
Pick one
#62 - Enough with the political ****. This ain't facebook. 07/16/2016 on Enough is enough +1
#34 - WTF? Speaking is the easiest. Reading is just so ******* tiring. 07/06/2016 on The struggle is real -3
#83 - Yeah, but not as deadly as guns. Guns are literally designed t… 06/18/2016 on guns 0
#33 - The right side sounds like a character from an American comic … 06/17/2016 on anime 0