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#64 - NO, ITS OBVIOUSLY ICHIGO! DON'T YOU EVEN WATCH POKEMON? 02/04/2013 on The kid got it +13
#156 - MFW 02/04/2013 on Future +6
#75 - .gif 02/03/2013 on Mum, you so silly. -1
#65 - Dont forget about transparency. 01/31/2013 on PNG vs. JPG +2
#91 - And so, Funnyjunk is humping some content that I don't care ab… 01/26/2013 on Started playing yesterday... -1
#61 - Comment deleted 01/26/2013 on Inside Hisao +4
#54 - Of course it is not true, ya mook! I made this up in like 10 m… 01/03/2013 on The Origin of Duckface... 0
#35 - Picture 01/03/2013 on Oh noes +7
#122 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2013 on Seems Legit... +3
#127 - goodnighthelena Comment deleted by kuroda
#1 - Hooray for friction! 01/02/2013 on Rednecks at their finest +2
#89 - Picture 01/02/2013 on No matter how my day goes +2
#104 - Picture 01/02/2013 on I'm throwing money at my... +12
#3323 - Yep. I think that the only truly beneficial thing that comes o… 01/02/2013 on Religion Board 0
#3316 - The answer of saying God created this or that was merely man's…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/02/2013 on Religion Board +1
User avatar #3355 - anonymoose (01/02/2013) [-]
"God" is still a viable excuse for the 0.1% [using your ridiculous statistic] of things we don't know. We have disproved the easy but the more complicated things need a more complex answer.
User avatar #3318 - themastertroller (01/02/2013) [-]
some people have their religion right next to their life, if it were that easy to pacify them, it would have happened
User avatar #3323 - kuroda (01/02/2013) [-]
Yep. I think that the only truly beneficial thing that comes out of widespread practice of religion is that it gives a mass group of people similar sets of morals and beliefs, allowing them to think more centrally. The only problem with this, is that not as many people are going to be thinking out of the box for troubling issues that decide the fate of the group itself.
#54 - Why the **** would you even expect someone to a… 12/31/2012 on Dammit Yahoo! Answers... +5
#177 - FFS, how many times is this post going to hit front page? 12/29/2012 on Skinny Guys Vs. Fat Guys +4
#38 - I always thought babies looked really ******* ugl… 12/28/2012 on New born baby +3
#133 - I REMEMBER SEEING THIS EXACT POST MONTHS AGO. Just saying.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2012 on Having sex at my parents'... +4
#150 - anonexplains (12/28/2012) [-]
I saw it at least a year ago.
#69 - Yet another reason not to shop at Wal- ******* -m…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/28/2012 on That was close -10
User avatar #84 - gorden (12/29/2012) [-]
eurofag here, whats so bad about wal mart?

i've never been there, though
User avatar #96 - isomeras (12/29/2012) [-]
It's literally the american ASDA if you're a brit.
#95 - jldragon (12/29/2012) [-]
Charles Dickens here, let me help

Theres (at least) two facets to it, both of which have now almost become cliche to complain about. Some complain that it's destroying local economies and/or shutting down mom-n-pop stores when really it's more of an efficient adaptation to the changing times. Nobody except the stinkiest of hippies riots about iTunes closing down record stores or the Kindle and such closing bookstores, and I say that as both a vinyl collector and someone who still likes paper books.

But I digress; the other complaint is less to do with the company and more to do with the customers. It's usually a terror show going in there, it seems to be the gutter of western civilization. I don't consider myself incredibly attractive or intelligent, but every time I leave wal-mart I feel like Brad Pitt with Einstein's brain escaping some indiana jones shit.

I'll let anyone else feel free to pick up where i've left off if there is more (and there is). Something about wage slavery and unfair trade practices maybe.
#80 - jldragon (12/28/2012) [-]
Would you prefer us shamefully paying extra at Target?

Wal-Mart, McDonalds, Pfizer, and Coca-Cola aren't the problem, we are.

I was just in walmart and went into an aisle where I heard a young black couple explaining to their little girl that she shouldn't talk about people because it isn't nice and she wouldn't want people talking about her. I get further down the aisle only to hear a soldier in his camo fatigues still complaining to his trailer-slime wife about how "niggers don't have any respect."
#1 - Picture 12/28/2012 on Rainbow Dash +6
#20 - *Interspeciary 12/27/2012 on Interracial sex... +1
#9 - Like I'd read that fairy tale anyway.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2012 on Spoiler Alert -4
User avatar #17 - bokkos (12/24/2012) [-]
While I agree the Bible is a bunch of baloney as far as historical accuracy is concerned, it's still a fairly good read. Some of the greatest stories ever told are in the Bible, particularly the Old Testament, and a good understanding of Biblical mythology is pivotal in understanding many English metaphors and allegories, and I'm sure that's the case in other languages. Another thing is to some of Shakespeare's references, which are made side by side to the Greek references.
#52 - Picture 12/24/2012 on so my mom got me a... 0
#63 - Man running the power plant looked similar to Rock Lee (the ch… 12/22/2012 on Apocalypse prank +1
#61 - MFW realizing your comment made sense. 12/22/2012 on Apocalypse prank +2
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#3 - kuroda (05/19/2012) [-]
Ah, **** it~
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