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kuroda

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Age: 114
Date Signed Up:5/14/2011
Last Login:1/18/2015
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#25 - Ah, dude that sounds epic. But since I'm a full blooded anti-b…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/10/2012 on The Origin of Duckface... 0
#26 - kanatana (06/10/2012) [-]
Eh, that's okay.
User avatar #27 - kuroda (06/10/2012) [-]
I do have a friend who is a huge brony. Maybe him and I could get one thought up.
User avatar #48 - lupusbrine (06/11/2012) [-]
Someone called?
User avatar #49 - kuroda (06/11/2012) [-]
Yes. We shall discuss this on a later day.
User avatar #34 - kietzu (06/11/2012) [-]
Don't forget to bring in a neutral.
Bad shit happens when you forget the neutrals.
User avatar #50 - kuroda (06/11/2012) [-]
Yeah, that is so true. I thought that most of it had died off a while back so I posted a troll comment... -27 thumbs. And it got worse from there lol.
#464 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2012 on Surgery 0
User avatar #467 - msustlsr (06/10/2012) [-]
its in the morbid channel...
#22 - Thanks, man. Maybe I should write more made up stories at …  [+] (8 new replies) 06/10/2012 on The Origin of Duckface... 0
User avatar #23 - kanatana (06/10/2012) [-]
Hmm... what the world needs is the origins of the first brony. How he was raised, where he came from, the odd genetic disposition of his that dictates his taste in shows... We need that.
User avatar #25 - kuroda (06/10/2012) [-]
Ah, dude that sounds epic. But since I'm a full blooded anti-brony, I know little of the series, and am unwilling to go through all of the research hours of torture.
#26 - kanatana (06/10/2012) [-]
Eh, that's okay.
User avatar #27 - kuroda (06/10/2012) [-]
I do have a friend who is a huge brony. Maybe him and I could get one thought up.
User avatar #48 - lupusbrine (06/11/2012) [-]
Someone called?
User avatar #49 - kuroda (06/11/2012) [-]
Yes. We shall discuss this on a later day.
User avatar #34 - kietzu (06/11/2012) [-]
Don't forget to bring in a neutral.
Bad shit happens when you forget the neutrals.
User avatar #50 - kuroda (06/11/2012) [-]
Yeah, that is so true. I thought that most of it had died off a while back so I posted a troll comment... -27 thumbs. And it got worse from there lol.
#2 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2012 on OH GOD, MY JIMMY'S +1
#5 - bankrobber (06/11/2012) [-]
#11 - I didnt even know there was fighting going on in this channel :U 06/10/2012 on Fighting through... +1
#17 - And for as it stands, your fellows will hold the exact same fate.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/10/2012 on The Origin of Duckface... +4
#20 - thadin (06/10/2012) [-]
#19 - droysters (06/10/2012) [-]
#16 - Your Homonculus went down with relative ease, Fuhrer Bradley.…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/10/2012 on The Origin of Duckface... +5
#17 - kuroda (06/10/2012) [-]
And for as it stands, your fellows will hold the exact same fate.
#20 - thadin (06/10/2012) [-]
#19 - droysters (06/10/2012) [-]
#15 - Yes, I did.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/10/2012 on The Origin of Duckface... +6
#16 - kuroda (06/10/2012) [-]
Your Homonculus went down with relative ease, Fuhrer Bradley. Or shoud I say.. Wrath?
#17 - kuroda (06/10/2012) [-]
And for as it stands, your fellows will hold the exact same fate.
#20 - thadin (06/10/2012) [-]
#19 - droysters (06/10/2012) [-]
#13 - These poor women were merely enjoying popsicles when we captur… 06/10/2012 on The Origin of Duckface... +8
#3 - QWOP style! 06/10/2012 on The Origin of Duckface... +14
#459 - Now it makes sense.. The feels, they are encroaching! e_e 06/10/2012 on Of Mice and Men +1
#444 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 06/10/2012 on Of Mice and Men +4
User avatar #453 - seniorawesomesauce (06/10/2012) [-]
The guy with the gun is George, and the simple looking guy is Lennie. Lennie is "slow" and obeys George's every word. Well they go to a ranch for work (book takes place during the great depression) and George tells him to "Stay out of trouble". So their "regional boss", Slims, has a dog who gives birth to puppies, and he gives on to Lennie. Lennie kills it (he pets it too hard, he doesnt have any control over his strength) and then Curly's (character who hates lennie because he is short and lennie is tall) wife (who is never named aside from "Curly's wife) finds him and is all like "oh no, you killed it, aren't I pretty?" so she lets him pet her hair, but then lennie pets too hard, and Curly's wife gets uneasy and begins to scream. Lennie gets scared and grabs her hair, tight. she squirms and then he holds her mouth/head to get her to keep quiet and ends up breaking her neck. Remembering what George told him, he left the ranch to a brush by a river near the ranch. The rest of the crew (of 6) find out about Curly's wife, and they all know it's Lennie. So george grabs Curly's gun, because Curly is talking about how he'll shoot him in the gut and let him bleed out. George knows Lennie wont survive in Prison, and decides the best option is to shoot him. So, he does.


tl;dr Retard kills slut and slightly-smarter friend kills him
#459 - kuroda (06/10/2012) [-]
Now it makes sense.. The feels, they are encroaching! e_e
#218 - Comment deleted 06/10/2012 on When your mom did this 0
#3 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 06/10/2012 on Educate Yourself +5
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#4 - selfdenyingbeggar Comment deleted by kuroda
#354 - (plus PC games) 06/10/2012 on Not Even on my Worst Enemy -2
#353 - Yeah. I have never played a pokemon game in my life. I know, w…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/10/2012 on Not Even on my Worst Enemy -2
User avatar #373 - isoscelessandwich (06/10/2012) [-]
Oh yeah, I played my share of console games too. Can't play Super Mario 64 on long car rides, though. Well...I guess you could, but it would be a bit of a faff.
User avatar #354 - kuroda (06/10/2012) [-]
(plus PC games)
#129 - Garfeel, you say? Yeah I know him! :D 06/10/2012 on Dammit Courage.. +3
#122 - Finally, I get to use this! 06/10/2012 on Dammit Courage.. +8
#330 - "The game can be played." Wat.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/10/2012 on Not Even on my Worst Enemy +8
User avatar #339 - isoscelessandwich (06/10/2012) [-]
It can be played, but it doesn't save your progress anymore, or ever again.

Obviously this has never happened to you.
#353 - kuroda (06/10/2012) [-]
Yeah. I have never played a pokemon game in my life. I know, what is wrong with this guy, right? He never had a childhood! ...Says the latter of people who hear that.

I just happened to have never been offered a gameboy or such, because I was too busy playing classic console games like Super Mario All stars, Super Mario World, Chrono Trigger, Super Mario RPG Legend of the Seven stars, 007 Golden Eye, Battle Tanks: Global Assault, Perfect Dark, Super Mario 64, Diablo II (yeah, that's right, from age 7), and many more I could bore you to death with.
User avatar #373 - isoscelessandwich (06/10/2012) [-]
Oh yeah, I played my share of console games too. Can't play Super Mario 64 on long car rides, though. Well...I guess you could, but it would be a bit of a faff.
User avatar #354 - kuroda (06/10/2012) [-]
(plus PC games)
#141 - 1:11 I could have sworn for a second it was this guy :U 06/09/2012 on Nap Time +1
#187 - You just explained all of my rage in one simple quote. Th… 06/09/2012 on I'd spent that whole day... 0
#47 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 06/07/2012 on Oh, dog +8
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#57 - jacknoreal (06/07/2012) [-]
#44 - Picture 06/07/2012 on Oh, dog +1
#42 - Picture 06/07/2012 on Oh, dog +1
#689 - If you've ever seen a furry before you'd understand that it th… 06/07/2012 on FJ vs 4chan -1
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#3 - kuroda (05/19/2012) [-]
Ah, **** it~
Not ashamed to be part of the Furry channel!
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