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User avatar #2595 - doctorjosh (05/08/2012) [-]
Shit man, I'm fucking deprived of the internet! I reset my grand dad's (that's what I call him, my lola's brother.) router, coz he rarely uses the net, he doesn't know that the router was turned off.
User avatar #2599 to #2662 - kungfewpanda (05/08/2012) [-]
so hows the saturday nights?
User avatar #2603 to #2666 - doctorjosh (05/08/2012) [-]
i stayed for like 30 mins then went the fuck back home and watched some amazing race!
User avatar #2612 to #2670 - kungfewpanda (05/08/2012) [-]
no stand up comedy? or strip dances? they have those in pampanga
User avatar #2614 to #2679 - doctorjosh (05/08/2012) [-]
no..just loud music and shit.
ofc no strip dances! it's a public park, you think i would leave if there were
User avatar #2615 to #2681 - kungfewpanda (05/08/2012) [-]
in san simon, pampanga where my some of my dad's relatives live
they have this "jamboree" i think every summer, it's my first time i've seen one
it's public considering its part of the fiesta
User avatar #2617 to #2682 - doctorjosh (05/08/2012) [-]
at what age did you see it?
really nude?
with your mom?
User avatar #2618 to #2684 - kungfewpanda (05/08/2012) [-]
i was 14
it was half-way trough
when lola invited us to go home "masyado nang gabi"

the stripper wasnt that attractive anyway "chubby"
i only liked the stand up comedies part anyway

one of the jokes:
pano tunog ng dalaga? "pssssss.."
eh ung may experience na? "psshhhhhhh!!!!"
eh ung matanda na? *guy hold his mic close to his mouth and pauses*
"...........whooosshhhh (what can only be described as a tsunami)"
User avatar #2619 to #2685 - doctorjosh (05/08/2012) [-]
yeah i think most girls like that are ugly.
you're with your lola watching a stripper.
hmm.

i dont get the joke man are they talking about squirting?
User avatar #2622 to #2686 - kungfewpanda (05/08/2012) [-]
i was with lola, older cousins, 2nd cousins.. ofcourse we have to listen to lola..

the joke was how women sound like pissing
User avatar #2625 to #2689 - doctorjosh (05/08/2012) [-]
oh...coz the pussy was used so much.

User avatar #2600 to #2666 - kungfewpanda (05/08/2012) [-]
any hot cousins? lol
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User avatar #2608 to #2671 - kungfewpanda (05/08/2012) [-]
hmm..
ma=(add "y" to the end of the word)
bango=smell

smell..y?
User avatar #2611 to #2675 - doctorjosh (05/08/2012) [-]
at first that's what i thought but it doesn't sound good!!
User avatar #2610 to #2675 - kungfewpanda (05/08/2012) [-]
jk.. its aromatic
User avatar #2598 to #2662 - kungfewpanda (05/08/2012) [-]
so that's why.. btw AMA here opens in june 2..
User avatar #2605 to #2665 - doctorjosh (05/08/2012) [-]
yeah that's why.

lucky there's a family guy!
and some lie to me so i dont get bored in my room.



hmmm. i'll check on it.
User avatar #2607 to #2672 - kungfewpanda (05/08/2012) [-]
ur folks still with u?
User avatar #2609 to #2674 - doctorjosh (05/08/2012) [-]
yah of course they're here man. we're all here.
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