hmm... not much, maybe just destroying universe i suppose... WELL, I WANT TO LIVE WITH DAWWS... gods' reasons are unknown WAITING AS MUCH AS I CAN...
NOT
AS
DIRTY
AS
I
CAN
BE
ANY REASON IS STILL A REASON...
WELL, SO FAR I CAN... yeah, that's a tricky situation, but i've my ways... I WISH I STILL HAD MY ANGEL WINGS... THAT'S SOME HITLERIOUS WAYS OF INTERPRETING MARXISM YOU HAVE... LET'S DO IT! YOU ARE PLAYING WITH FIRE MY FRIEND! AND I DON'T TALK ABOUT SOME MATCHES! IT'S SOME NAPALM LEVELS WE ARE TALKING ABOUT! AND NO, gayLORD, LET'S NOT PUT PRINCESS LESTIA HERE, IT'S ONLY ME, YOU AND MY ARMY! And you are doing it pretty well... you doubt power of Asians? believe me, they have strangest stuff i ever saw...

YEEEE! YOU ARE A GOD?! psshhhh pics or it didnt happen! WHO IS BEST PONI?! yeee best question!
ARE
YOU
TRYING
TO
SAY
SOMETHING?!
BUT NOT A GOOD REASON!....yes same reply because it is so useful!
doth thou question the mighty d'awwws of princess woona? AND YOUR ANGEL WINGS WILL NOT PROVE USEFUL IN THIS SITUATION! WOULD YOU EXPECT ANYTHING LESS FROM YOUR RULER?! psshhhh more like playing with sparks in water! THEN GET READY TO HAVE YOUR SHIT SLAPPED BOI! no,no that's not what i meant! i meant other have created said poni "toys" AND THEY HAVE SOLD FAST! they no longer are around....well unless you look around then you could maybe find one....GET A LUNA ONE! because DAAYYUUUM DAT PLOT BE FAT

Yes! i'm a god! Google KUTKH. it's me in disguise, my sister, ALKONOST is against such disguises, but well, gods have their games... WHO IS BEST PONY?! HOW DARE YOU ASK SUCH QUESTION? CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT WONDER WOULD BE BEST? WHAT'S MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE? WHAT FLAVOR PANCAKES ARE BEST? I DOUBT IT! no, it's not best question. Even asking "what is the hardest question of all times" is better than this.
NO
I
AM
NOT
TRYING
TO
SAY
ANYTHING!
ANY REASON IS STILL A REASON...same reply, because every reason is still a reason, no matter how shitty it is
yes, it's just a mere princess! MY WINGS COULD SAVE ME FROM FALLING TO DEATH... WELL, IF YOU ASK SO, FREE COOKIES WOULD BE JUST ENOUGH TO RULE ME... sparks in water? hmm... goood idea... come over to this river and hold this toaster, please...what is made once, will always be remade after some time. If you saw something you want, just look for it and wait. eventually you will get it. OMFG! LUNA PLUSHIE! dat would be epic...

THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING! except why you wont summon pinkie of course... YEA WHO IS BEST PONY?! I DARE YOU I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERBUCKER! ANSWER THE QUESTION! psshhh IT'S THE BEST DAMN QUESTION EVER!
LIES
ALL
LIEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Y U DO DIS
...touche
BUT HAVE YOU NOT SEEN PRINCESS WOONA?! do you not fear her diabeetus? AND THE WINGS WOULD MOST LIKELY BE THE CAUSE OF YOUR INJURIES! ah knew it nopony could resist free cookies! but ah already tried that! the fishys died and i polluted the lake and it is now a toxic lake of mutants and stuffs THAT IS TRUE! that's how i got my new psp! IT'S GLORIOUS! and yes...woona plushie would be HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

NO, IT ONLY MAKES IMPRESSION OF EXPLAINING EVERYTHING. i don't even have to explain it again... THERE IS NO BEST PONY! 90% OF THEM ARE TOO CUTE TO REFUSE AND REST 10% HAVE THEIR OWN REASONS TO BE LOVED! no, but it's not as bad as last question i heard today...
THERE
ARE
NO
LIES
ONLY
CAKE
I DO WHUT?
OK, I ADMIT, I'VE NEVER SEEN WOONA... SO WHAT? PRINCESS IS JUST A PRINCESS... do i not fear her whut?! SOME WISE WORDS FROM YOU, YOUNG BOY... well, everyone have their weak spots... except me tried that already? next time be sure to stand in water up to your belly button WOOT, NEW PSP? neat...

Y U GOTTA RAPE MY MIND WITH YOUR TWIST AND TURNS?! PINKIE IS BEST PONY! YOU KNOW THIS BECAUSE PINKIE IS PINKIE AND PINKIE PINKIE IS BEST PINKIE SO PINKIE OS BEST PONI true...because THIS is the best question! bad question eh? can i knooowwwww?
I
WANT
CAKE
Y
U
NO
SHARE?!
woona is adorable and WILL keep you in your place...YOU CANNOT SAY NO! HER ADORABLENESS WILL EAT AWAY AT YOUR SOULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL AND MIND AND ANYTHING ELSE IT DAMN SURE PLEASES! and my words are the wisest in the land I AM THE ORICAL! but ah did that while i was underwater...and it was plugged into a fualty outlet...YOU WEAK ELECTRICITY DOES NOT AFFECT ME! AND FCK YEA NEW PSP!

BECAUSE CAN TO DO SO! WELL, THAT'S A PRETY GOOD ARGUMENT YOU HAVE... well, i got asked what i want for b-day, and when i said that whatever is good, i got asked if twilight book is good enough... How can anyone ask if Twilight book is good enough to be present?! I actually felt insulted...
BECAUSE
IT'S
MY
CAKE
AND
YOU
SIMPLY
NOT
ASK!
THIS SOUNDS A BIT LIKE A CHALLENGE... wisest? ISN'T IT'S SPELLED ORACLE INSTEAD OF ORICAL? TRUST ME, WE WILL SEE AGAIN, MERE HUMAN! FUCKING NEW PSP?!

hmmph......touche IT DAMN SURE IS! PINKIE IS LOVE PINKIE IS LIFE! hail to the glory known as pinkie SWEET MOTHER OF CELESTIA WHAT KIND OF A CRUEL QUESTION WAS THAT?! I MEAN C'MON ATLEAST OFFER THE MAN PONIES BEFORE YOU STOOP THAT LOW! *cough*or a poni fleshlite*cough* also when was your birthday? I DIDNT GET TO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
CAN
I
HAVE
SOME
CAKE?!
pls
kelsis pls
ah
wnt
cayk
MAYHAPS IT IS?! YOU DARE FACE THE MIGHTY ADORABLENESS OF WOONA?! FUCK SPELLING, I HAVE PONI >mere human DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU SPEAK TOO?! YOU ARE SPEAKING TO THE LISTENER, THE GUILD MASTER!, THE DRAGON BORN, THE CHOSEN UNDEAD, THE MILK DRINKER buck yea new psp! ITS THE GOD OF WAR ONNEEEEE

*Calmly eats tuna* yeah... sometimes i wonder why i didn't just simply nuked all that place over... hmm... ponies... *melting sounds* totally worth it! Cap'n Shatsy, What ya be doin' for Christmas and new year? o.o that's good idea... let's do it! i got some trinitrotoluene yesterday!

NOPENOPENOPENOPE *ACTIVATE ALL THE MISSLES* AAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FUCK THIS I AM OUU-*BOOM* ...uh...maybe because you would of ceased to exist? because you know...nuking everything would end up killing everything within sight....UNLESS IT WAS A ROACH OR TWINKIE!....hey..i uh...*pokes puddle* you alright? you seem a bit.....puddly! ARRRG MATEY! CAP'N BE DOI'N NOTHING! LESS THE SEVEN SEAS CALL THEN WE BE HEAD'N TOWARDS TREASURE TROVE ISLAND! ....no...just..NO! RUNNING FROM FIRE IS ONE THING! BUT RUNNING FROM AN EXPLOSION? NOW THAT
S JUST PLAIN SILLY!
...also DAT PIC

But that would be so much faster... UMM... ROACH? WHAT IS THAT? puddly, you say? maybe i'm just a bit loose... THAT'S KINDA BORING, BUT ACTUALLY VERY FREE AND LIBERAL AT THE SAME TIME... I LOVE IT! THEN WHY NOT? I'M ALWAYS DOING SILLY STUFF (like installing windows8 to my laptop)

soo much faster...YET you would diiieeee! because DNA and what not! actually...you might live....but will be all mutated with like..gills and a shell or something like that! a roach hmm....how to explain....it's those little brown thingys that are by far the most annoying creature EVER! they also appear in the bathrooms of a run down hotel or dumpsters....they also can some how survive a nuclear explosion...they are warfare's greatest nightmare, AN LITTLE BROWN INSECT THAT CAN SURVIVE NUCLEAR EXPLOSIONS! may celestia have mercy on our souls...yesh! puddly...and somehow alive....SO STARING AT PONIES WONT KILL YOU! just turn you into some puddle thingy..speaking of which..can you move at all?wait...loose...WAT YESH! AND I DID SOMETHING! I GOT A SMALL CROSS BOW! sooo niicccee! sadly the bolts suck and already are bent out of shape!..(i guess shooting walls and poles wasnt the brightest ideas) hmm...true...THEN YOU MAY CONTINUE!...just make sure not to set the time too fast....dont want to get blown to bits out there!

mutation you say? being normal is so overrated... oh. you mean cockroach... yeah, alive, why not? after all, after being puddle a while you eventually die... CROSSBOW... I REMEMBER WHEN I MADE CROSSBOW AND THEN COULD BARELY LIFT IT, BECAUSE IT WEIGHTED LIKE 20kG XD (make target from paper or pine wood, they would be much softer. Or target neighbor cats...) is 4.5x speed too much for people nowadays?

hmm....true....AND WITH GILLS YOU CAN LIVE UNDERWATER!....with creepy fish...and sharks....and tentacle beast that rape you octopuses.... YES! those small crunchy and creepy gods...hmm...will you die...oorrrrr go into the clouds! AND BECOME RAIN!....then fall down on people...and go in their clothing....AWWW YEEEAA! ...that was one heavy crossbow you made! wonder how easy a cat is to hit with a bolt...hmmm...HMMMMM.....lolidunno ...naahhhh make it X10 eheheheh!

underwater you say? interesting... on the other hand, living somewhere near octopuses seem no so funny after all... I'm gonna destroy them with a crossbow! all of them will perish! going into girls clothing... love that idea! You are one young pervert! I must admit its quite hard. even hitting stationary target is not that easy as it is with pistol or rifle. x10 you say? hmm... maybe... maybe...

yes...UNDER DA SEA! WITH YOU AND ME MAAHHHN! IN DA DEEP BLUE POOL O' FISHY AND JAPANS WORLD OF PORN! indeed....imagine it....slimy ,sticky, and long things....touching you......OHCELESTIANONONNOONONNOONNNONOONO! or...OOORRR!...HARPOONS! ....like cross bows....but bigger!....they also shoot spear thingys instead of bolts....and work better in water....JUST SAIYAN! YES!....ofak....EVERYONES clothing....I DUN WANT TO BE DUST ANYMORE! true.....playing with the aiming thingy doest help either....BUT SURPRISINGLY! i have better aim with it then a blind man trying to hit the side of a barn! good,good...WHY NOT TRY TO RIVAL THE SPEED OF A GOD?!

You reminded me about Charlie the unicorn (underwater song)! Kudos! Japans world of porn... Do they even try to have anything other? Harpoons you say?gonna try to make mini harpoon! Like a match box size, to shoot needles! Everyones? o.o Ewwww! faku faku faku faku faku! Why did i even imagine THAT!? If you can't perfect your aim, then you still have what to do. And that's better than not being able to train yourself. God? Which one? Jeuz, Neptune, Ra, Thor, Princess Bubblegum?

also happy hearts and hooves day!

hmm....i've never even seen that....i was going more for a "the little mermaid" kinda thingy..BUT IM OKAY WITH A UNICORN! (even though pinkie is still best pony!) nooo..but why would they? like..c'mon now! who doesnt like school girls being brutally raped in every hole imaginable? it's like a gold mine! except it's porn! allofmyyes THAT WOULD BE FUCKING AWESOME! shooting all the tiny fish with needles! pew pew! why? FOR THE GLORY OF THE PARTY EMPIRE AND HER BUBBLY QUEEN OF COURSE! hmm...truee...THEN ONWARD WITH SHOOTING OF EVERY LIVING THING IN SIGHT! TARGET PRACTICE! pssst...hermes OORRRR WHY NOT ALL COMBINED?!

And i never saw "little mermaid" i think... WHO IS NOT OKAY WITH UNICORNS?! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU! WHOEVER IS NOT HAPPY ABOUT UNICORNS SHOULD TAKE ONE MORE STEP AND MEET THEIR DESTINY! of course pinkie is one of the best my gay friend is not that happy about schoolgirls raped by countless tentacles :/ ok, made little harpoon and here i am- going home from hospital because all of them combined would become pinkie?

"the little mermaid" was part of my childhood and all i remember was that Jamaican crab I AM NOT OKAY WITH UNICORNS! HEIL PINKIE! OUR GLORIOUS ADORABLE OVERLORD! but srsly unicorns are k i mean....just look at vinyl...AND YOU BET YOUR ASS PINKIE IS THE BEST ONE! what if...they where schoolboys ? would he like that better? ...waiiittt...why where you in the hospital? DID YOU TRY THE BOMB THING!? true....BE WARNED MORTAL, HER POWERS WILL KILL YOU IF YOU EVER STOP USING THEM!

Oh... that mermaid... why you didn't say so? Stupid Jamaican crab... ADORABLE OVERLORD... sounds so threat-less and cute... yeah, she is cute... Man, you just made me ROFL for 5 minutes! Literally. (He was sitting next to me and wasn't very happy about it xD) actually he simply don't like rape, not girls itself xD But if he had to choose, then he would choose schoolboys in skirts xD (yeah, he is one strange bisexual weirdo... sadly, my friend) yeah... about hospital... well, you see... i made a little harpoon and... well... it backfired... so i ended up in hospital because of 13cm long metal bolt pierced my neck (almost hit artery... doctor said i was quite lucky, because i could die... again...) NEXT MONTH I'M GOING TO DO SOME EXPLOSIONS! or maybe i should save them for summer? MORTAL?! DON'T YOU DARE TO CALL ME MORTAL! OR ELSE I'LL SWARM YOU WITH MY BAHAMUT PETS!

BECAUSE I BELIEVED IN YOUR BRAIN POWER! FUCK YEA ADORABLE OVERLORD! just imagine....her... ruling over us....CUPCAKES EVERYWHERE! good,good...my mission to kill you with laughter nearly succeeded...forgive me pinkie for i have failed AHA! SO I WAS RIGHT! i wonder how that would work....your friend needs to explain himself! NRGKJRSANRGJAS.GN
Y
U
DO
DIS!?
i swear...one of these days...BAM! RIGHT TO THE MOON!...atleast there you wont try to make deadly stuff that will hospitalize you..ALSO SAVE THEM FOR WHEN YOU CAN SURVIVE AN EXPLOSION! or summer, summer is good too WITH A RIOT SHIELD! just for safty reasons....and because FUCKING RUNNING THROUGH AN EXPLOSION WITH A SHIELD WILL LOOK BADASS! I SHALL CALL YOU WHATEVER I PLEASE, MORTAL! FOR YOU SEE I HAVE A PONY! NOT AN ORDINARY PONY....A PINK PONY...A PINK PONY NAMED PINKIE! SO BUCK YOUR LOGIC I HAVE A PINKIE!

MY BRAIN WHAT?! I'M ACTUALLY AFRAID TO USE MY BRAIN, BECAUSE IT MIGHT CREATE BLACKHOLE IN UNIVERSE AND WHITEHOLE IN MY ROOM WALL She could rule me every fucking day... you know, no one is safe after they fail to kill me... my friends always needs to explain something... if not to me, then about me... strange friends...
Y
I
DO
WHUT?
first step in moon would be followed by first attempt at double backflip, so you argument might be invalid... THEORETICALLY I ALREADY SURVIVED ONE EXPLOSION... SO WHY NOT SECOND ONE? summer is great... too bad i don't have RIOT SHIELD WHICH I COULD USE TO PROTECT... what about running through explosion WITHOUT shield? isn't it badass too? IT'S NOT YOUR DECISION HOW TO CALL ME! AND PUT THAT PINK PONY DOWN! YOU CAN'T CONTROL IT! SHE CAN AND WILL TAKE YOUR SANITY AWAY! IT'S TOO DANGEROUS TO USE! wait... you have pinkie?

butbutbut...PINKIE! DO ET USE YOUR BRAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIN! it might summon pinkie! or atleast open a portal to her... DAMN STRAIGHT SHE COULD! 1v1 me kid ill wreck u DO U EVN LIFT? but srsly dun hurt me! ...this brings up further questions...
Y
U
DO
DAT
getting shot in the neck that is
ATLEAST THE GRAVITY WILL PROVE USEFUL TO KEEPING YOU FROM BREAKING ANYTHING! wait..WAIT WHAT? WHEN DID YOU DID YOU SURVIVE AN EXPLOSION?! i got it...make a wooden one..and wear something resembling links clothing...and dont talk normally say "HYAAH" as a response to EVERYTHING BUT I HAVE A PINKIE! I DO WHAT I WANT! ALSO
>IMPLYING I HAVE SANITY yep! she is my pinkie!

well, i would open portal to her, but just imagine what would happen next... it's quite enough, that you can see her on your tv screen... many people saw her and can't resist from that fak[normal]e resemblance of her. do you even imagine what power does true pinkie hold? AND DAMN HOW I WISH SHE WOULD! yes, yes i lift. Want some Cappoerra kicks?don't worry, i only kill, not hurt ok, ask...
Y
I
SHOULD
NOT
because of no reasons?
WELL, GRAVITY ALONE CAN'T STOP ME FROM MY DESTINY! You know, i don't respond so rare just because i'm lazy, it's because i find many things to do. THAT IS THE MOST EPIC IDEA THIS WEEK! PLEASE, DON'T DESTROY WORLD! at least leave rappelz servers online I'M PRETTY SURE YOU CAN'T CONTROL HER AS YOU CAN'T YOUR SANITY! Damn man, i wish i had pinkie...

BRILHGRBA OH COME ON! YOU CAN OPEN A PORTAL TO HER AND YOU WONT?! Y U DO DIS!? HER POWERS WONT DESTROYY US!...maybe with d'awwws she could kill everyone..but that would be a good death~ THEN OPEN THE PORTAL! RELEASE THE PINKIEEEEE! i lift 20 pounds com at meh fegit! I WILL CQC YOUR SHIT INTO EQUESTRIA! but pls...dont hurt me!..OR KILL! uh...UH..UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ah forgot....BUT THAT DOES NOT CHANGE THE FACT I HAD FURTHER QUESTIONS! SO BE READY! for i shall think of the...eventually
Y
U
wait...whaa?
NOW IM LOST!
THAT IS NOT A GOOD REASON!
GRAVITY WILL EITHER KEEP YOU GROUNDED OR IT WILL MAKE YOU LIGHT ENOUGH NOT TO BREAK ANYTHING! luna shall make sure of that...SO YOU KEEP YOURSELF BUSY WITH DANGEROUS STUFFS?! that's smart NOW FLY OFF A BUILDING! BUTBUTBUT THE WORLD NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED! FOR IT SHALL BRING THE ERA OF PONI! MAYBE! just maybe ill leave em up...MAYBE...only if they bow before pinkie DOESNT MATTER HAVE A PINKIE! hrrrrmm...well look in the girl asile of stores! AND BUY AS MANY BLIND BAGS AS POSSIBLE!..or buy a plushie!

I'M AFRAID OF WHAT IT COULD CAUSE! yeah, but i don't want to die... again... ok, i won't you hurt you. at elast not much HEHE, MAKE YOUR QUESTIONS XD
THAT
WAS
THE
POINT
AT
MAKING
YOU
LOST
BUT STILL A REASON
DO YOU REALLY THINK GRAVITY CAN HOLD ME AGAINST MAKING TROUBLE? Even luna is not strong enough... YEAH, WHY NOT? BUT FLYING IS NOT MY STRONG SIDE... I'M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS actually afraid to fall down that height itself TOGEHTER WE CAN BRING ERA OF PONI (AND PORN) EVEN WITHOUT DESTROYING THE WORLD OR AT LEAST MOST PART OF IT You bastard, don't dare to touch them! i just came back to that game! YOU BASTARD! HOW CAN YOU DO SUCH THINGS? I SUSPECTED THAT YOU ARE EBIL, BUT THAT'S IS WAY OFF THE CHARTS! this is one crazy pervert idea... i like it...

pssshhh what's the worst that could happen? BUT PINKIE D'AWWWS! HOW CAN YOU NOT WANT TO DIE BY PINKIE D'AWWS?! </3 why you gotta play like dis? SOON....VERY SOON I SHALL BOMBARD YOU WITH A FRENZY OF QUESTIONS! A TSUNAMI OF QUESTIONS! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! sooon...
DIRTY
MOVE
YOU
MOFO
BUT NOT A GOOD ONE!
YEEEE! DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN FIGHT LUNAS POWERS!? do you really think you can defy her wishes with her adorableness? BECOME A PEGASUS! do et filly! WHO IS NOT AFRAID OF HIGHTS!? or the splat... AWWWWW YEEEEAAAAAA! ALL THE PONI PO-uhhh YOU SAW NOTHING! BUT WE MUST DESTROY THE WORLD! OR IT SHALL NOT EVOLVE INTO A PONIVERSE!
ohhh? *boops rappelz server* WATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT FAGGLORD? WRITE A LETTER TO PRINCESS LESTIA?
thank you,thank you i try~ a NORMAL pony plushie!..because i doubt they have anymore poni sex toys...

I saw there is Skidrow release already, so maybe try this one? i haven't checked how many there are now, but i'm sure people reposts them to get better ratio and speed. is informatics technology engineering as badass as you thought? :D(i'm not even sure how it should be written in english) Me? you imagine me as always doing everything that is badass and ballsy? (oh, stop it, you ^^) Ha! sleep is for noobies (and me), so if you are not pussy (or like me), you shouldn't sleep. (you aren't pussy, right?) What weird thoughts are making you feel so numb, my dear (deer :D) friend? I ALWAYS HAVE GREAT DAYS! you should too

oooh? skidrow? is there download better? REPOSTING CUNT! MAKING STUFF HARDER! hmmph! yes very badass my good sir! why? because logic! YES! WHY WONT YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT YOU ARE A BALLSY AND BADASS!? (neveeerrrrrrrr!) b-but....im the biggest noob! cap'n shatsy be need'n his shut eye in order to sink everrry pirates nightmarrre! davey johns himself! and just....turns out this guy that was a really good friend....is trying to take away m'lady!...i trusted that asshole....puns always make thingys fun! and your my sir earned a banana!

Well, size doesn't mean anything. something similar, but not it... made slide show out of 460 pictures xD PONY PORN ALL THE WAY! take two bottles- you can't have too much medicine no, you don't like my style. it's my style, who likes you and allows to like him to you. (wut? i can't read it properly by myself xD fucking tea and chocolates with alcohol! i need to drive to college with my bike in 15 minutes...) why didn't you say so? GoW... i remember now... broke 3 controllers in one day... even memories make me go mad... let's go back to new games instead... nfs most wanted :D did i miss something or there are more bad luck brians? me confused o.O... YAY for terraria! minecraft atleast is still getting updates...more energy you say? well, today i have 4 hours of philosophy, which means many energy drinks to keep me busy :D

size doesnt matter....wat? huh....well then! not sure what else it could be...eh mother of backgrounds.....THAT SOUNDS AMAZING! hmm...sooo 2 bottles a day will keep the doctor away? if so...i better get some more! so what you're saying is....i like your style...but i don't because your style likes me...which allows me to like your style? but if i like your style...but i don't like your style...do i like your style? WAT MY HEAD HUUURRRRTS! MAKE IT STAHP! (tea and chocolate...AND ALCOHOL?! sounds like a damn good snack! don't know if it's the right thing to eat right before going to college...but eh who could say no to such an awesome combination!) i did! but sorta....just the letters...meh anyways broke my controller too! THE FUCKING RAAAGE! not even darksouls made me this mad....eh not much of a racing game fan never could do much other then crash and get last place! noooo! i was wondering the same thing when you kept saying it! but now thats cleared up! AND FUCK YEA! haven't played it in a while though....got tired of just blowing up the world for no reason! if only it where more like minecraft....then that would be amazing! hmm....many....and when you say many...you mean MANY! im guessing around....5 cans? maybe more? ALSO
HAPPY NIGHTMARE NIGHT BUDDY! (halloween incase ya don't get the reference!)

nevermind... stupid reference to League Of Legends... yeah, 2 bottles keep doctor away, sadly, 3 tends to bring doctors after some time... Why? Why? WHY DID YOU WROTE THAT!? Now i need more booze (or more energy) to understand what was that all about... My head hurts too! I think it might be infection! Let's chug one more bottle to be sure! i'd rather play racing game, because it costs me way less gamepads than GoW or darksouls... yeah, 5 cans are enough for 4 hours.HOW YOU DARE TO SAY, THAT I DON'T GET REFERENCE?! which was kind of correct, because there is no halloween in lithuania (and most Europe)...

wat....MEH! i tried LoL before....it's hard! hmm....but isnt more medicine better?WAAAIIIIT....what would happen if (hold onto your socks because im about to blow htem off!) 4 BOTTLES!? YOU'RE THE ONE THAT SAID IT FIRST! making my mind blow up and what not! and i STILL have no idea what the answer is! hmm....whynotboth.jpg AND YES! CAP'N BE READY FER SOME DRINKIN'! eh...no offense but racing games are a bit...boring....please don't get mad! hmm...i don't see how you could drink those energy drinks! thye taste all icky....MEH! HOW DARE I?! I DARE BECAUSE REASONS! w-what? NO HALLOWEEN?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!.....i think someone needs a HUUUUUG! <.<
>.>
no one is around.....the hugs....SHALL BEGIN *hugs*

yeah, hard, but still, fun with friends. too much medicine is kinda bad, you know... 4 BOTTLES?! Make it 5! FIRST, LAST... WHO CARES?! ALL I WANT TO KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING ABOUT WHEN I WROTE THAT SUICIDE! uh... offense? offense for what? people shouldn't judge opinions. As we all know, ideas are bulletproof. well, some of them are icky, but not all. Also, if you'd drink them with vodka, you would get used to them pretty soon. IF YOU HAVE REASONS, THEN GOOD. PLEASE PROCEED. well, we have other event (kinda stupid IMO, because at that day people go to cementary to light a candle for their dead relatives and friends...) yes please, a hug would be great...

<<
>>
v_v no one around... *sniff*
oh well, back to celebrate 5th of November! (yup, drinking since 5th of November, because i'm the only one, which knew that it's a good day to celebrate!)

that...is soooo true! i use caitlyn! the only character im good with...hmmm...true but still! this "medicine" you get used too! so you drink more and more! BAM TOO MUCH MEDICINE ISNT BAD! first,last? WAT my mind....it is fucked and GOOOOOONNE! ALSO WHY THE HELL DID YOU MAKE A SUICIDE NOTE?!....seriously why? and that is why....you my good sir....ARE FUCKING AWESOME! see....fj hates opinions and will thumb you into oblivion! hmmm....WELL NOW I HAVE TO GET SOME MONSTER AND VODKA! MY FLAWLESS REASONS SHALL GO ON FOR NO APPARENT REASON! AHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! hmm....that doesnt sounds stupid! actually sounds respectful and nice!
*me hugs kulsius*
^_^ HUUUUGS!
waaaiiit.....THAT SOUNDS LIKE ONE HELLUVA CELEBRATION! (why is it good? also did you see the new mlp episodes!?)

Caitlyn? strong one... i like Katarina, Teemo, Warwick, Annie... Pretty much cute chars :D and get healthier and healthier... I DON'T KNOW! but as i remember, fj loves annonymous group (not anons, but hackers), annon group is following Vendetta (aka Fawkes Guy), and one of famous lines, that Guy Fawkes said, is that "ideas are bulletproof". That means, that if FJ hates me, they hate what they exactly love... (did i just again felt into thoughts cursing myself with oblivion?) MONSTER... QUITE MEDIOCRE ENERGY DRINK... UNPOPULAR, BECAUSE IT'S QUITE EXPENSIVE AND HAVE LESS COFFEIN THAN CHEAPER ONES... BUT AFTERALL, IT FITS WITH VODKA BETTER, BECAUSE OF IT'S TASTE :D STILL BETTER THAN NOT HAVING REASONS respectful, if you are not complete atheist... i can respect them by not burning paraffin on their graves or putting flowers, which will later wither and look stupid...
*hugs back*
IT'S NOT A BIG CELEBRATION, JUST A GOOD REASON TO HAVE SOME DRINKS ^.^ Remember, remember, the 5th of November... i'm sure fj had to mention this atleast once... it was a day, that original Guy Fawkes tried to blow up parliament. (he failed, sadly). He said, that government should not scare people, but be afraid of people. (democracy ftw!). Guy Fawke's mask is now annonymous' mask and that day is celebrated just like freedom day or something similar. (kinda like annonimity day, because f-k the world!)

Give man a mask, and he will tell truth!

yesh! she is strong...but i usually just end up with assist! which im okay with since in pretty damn new to the game! hmmm....use cute characters and kill them with daws? yes....healthier and healthier.....BECOME IMMUNE TO ALL THE DISEASE! BECOME THE GOD OF THIS WORLD! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WELL AS LONG AS YOU'RE NOT DEAD ITS OKAY! wat WAT!? i have no idea what just happened.....but im pretty sure ripping the fabrics of logic and time arnt a good thing! (i uh....i would say so! but im pretty sure if they read that theirs heads would explode and then no thumbs...meaning you would be safe from oblivion!) hmm......MONSTER WAS THE FIRST THING TO COME TO MY MIIIIND! mostly because i see everyone drinking it....even though it sucks...BUT THAT DOES MATTER I SHALL TRY IT EITHER WAY! AND YES REASONS ARE BEST REASON TO TO HAVE REASONS AND DO WHATEVER I WAS DOING! eh if people do it they do it if they don't they don't! the flowers are always a common thing at graves....be it withering or not....but when withered it adds a spooky feel to it aswell! AWWW YEEEAAAA! HUGS! *checks off list* i have acquired the hugs i need from here and shall acquire more soon!....SOOON!
hmm....WELL I NEVER KNEW THAT! and now....I KNOW!
LEVEL UP
Reading +5
DEF +1
ATT+1
INT+4
MP+1
ACQUIRED NEW SPELL!
Flame

assists? well, teemo passive poison makes good kill stealling :D that's why i get many kills that i don't deserve (daws kill many enemies too) BUT I'M ALMOST IMMUNE TO ALMOST EVERYTHING AND SO FAR I'M DEMI-GOD! I'M NOT ALWAYS SURE ABOUT IF I'M NOT DEAD... OR AT LEAST IF I'M ALIVE... don't worry! i've ripped logic, space and time fabric many times before! it regenerates! remember dinosaurs? now it's all ok! (don't be sure, they, just like cockroaches, can thumbs with their head detached) NEVER LOOK AT WHAT OTHER ARE DOING. MOST PEOPLE ARE WRONG (excluding me)! WHAT DIDN'T KILL YOU, MADE YOU STRONGER! AND NOW YOU ARE DOING IT! STOP RIPPING SPACE AND TIME CONTINUUM! I THINK WE CAN WAKE CTHULHU! yeah, maybe, but still, i think it's pretty dumb... why bring flowers on specific day, when you can respect them anytime, everytime and all of the time?
PARTY MEMBER LEVELED UP!
XP rate +10%
Gold +150
Stamina +5
Achievement unlocked: Pink party!



(please don't flame me down)

huh....meh never gonna use any other character except caitlyn!...because i use no logic and only one character! ARE YOU IMMUNE TO PONY DAWS!? ZOMBIE?!?!...please dont eat my brains! TAKE EVERYONE ELSES! ....wat...YOU HAVE RIPPED THE FABRICS OF TIME?! ...what happens when you do? DO YOU SEE PINKIE?! i swear if you do.....HUUUGGG HEERRRR! hmmm...THAT IS SOOOO TRUE! pretty sums up school....(damn straight except you! and pinkie! pinkie is always right!) EITHER THAT OR SUCCEEDS THE NEXT TIME! **I AM DOING NOTHING OF THE SORTS! *tapes ripped time* NOTHING AND YOU HAVE NO PROOF! ALSO YES! LETS AWAKEN HIM! I WAS HUGSS FROM HIM! that's true....eh it's a celebration let them enjoy themselves!
flame you down? why would i do that?)

you need no logics in some champs... especially tanks... ZOMBIE!? WHERE?! KILL IT! KILL IT! i don't like brains... tuna is much better... BUT TAKING EVERYONE ELSES BRAINS IS QUITE A GOOD A GOOD IDEA... YEAH, FEW TIMES... after first time, dinosaurs appeared, after second, void sucked them in creating large explosion and making big hole (dumb people says, there was meteorite xD) YET, I HAVEN'T SEEN PINKIE... BUT I SUSPECT, THAT SHE MAY BE ONE OF VOID MASTERS... i would hug her until i die, or she kills me so long, that i die yeah, school :D hmm... then i've achieved pinkie level? nice!
BUT YOU JUST DID! LOOK AT THAT FLOATING TAPE! YOU... YOU... NEVERMIND... LAST TIME I REMEMBER CTHULHU, HE WASN'T THAT HAPPY ABOUT HUGS AS WE ARE... maybe you are right... people believes what they want to believe...
i can't trust anyone, having a flame, because last time i met someone with flame in hand, we had to run for our lifes from burning neighborhood barn xD

i tried a tank once....didnt end so well...EVERYONE GOT MAD! meh....and yesh YOU'RE THE ZOMBIE! JUST DUN EAT MAH BRAAAAIIIIN! or the tuna,the tuna works too! waaiiitt....so your tears in time cause voids? WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU KILLED AND MADE EXTINCT?! t-the void masters? pinkie is one...who are the others? also HUG HER AFTER YOU DIIIEEEEE! ...never let go of pinkie! very close to pinkie level....but that is as far as you will get! for you see....pinkie is on a different level then right....it has no word...it just...IS! TAPE?!?! *paints over tape* WHAT TAPE! WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WASNT THAT HAPPY ABOUT HUGS" HOW COULD HE NOT LIKE HUGS?! im right? yesh just let them enjoy themselves! i mean...if thats okay with you that is....what...h-...HOW DO YOU ALMOST END UP BURNING YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD BARN!?


p.s. i love you for that pic

your inability to play as tank scares little butterflies! hmm.... your brain... still, if there is tuna, you can feel safe... WELL, REMEMBER BANSHEES, TRIGAPRODS AND THESE LITTLE ANIMALS, DEVOURING EACH OTHER UNTIL THEY START EXPLODING AND MULTIPLYING? I CAN SAY I KILLED "A FEW"... i think she is the master, but i heard rumors, that there are at least 2 more "creatures" with similar power. still we don't know much about them (one have tail, wing, claws AND horns... should look strange...) WILL HUG AFTER I DIE UNTIL SHE BURNS ME WITH HER CUTENESS! close enough... WAIT, HOW DOES THAT PAINT FLOATS? I JUST LOOK AWAY AND FIND YOU NEAR LEVITATING PAINT IN F-KING NOWHERE! DO YOU WANT TO DESTROY BOTH OF US?! by "wasn't that happy about hugs" i mean that we were 7 when he approached, so we tried to hug him, 2 of us died instantly, 3 died fighting, and last one "accidentally" fell while we both were running and insisted not to try to save him and save myself instead...yes, you are right, but don't enjoy too much (not more than city-size celebration with parade and concert). umm... about the barn... if for real, we were making fireballs and it was night, so we thought that wind is a bit too strong, so went to neighbor barn near hay and trow fireballs to each other, somehow one felt down, ignited hay and almost burned whole barn...


p.s. i always loved you (for your pics) ^_^

indeed....NEVER AGAIN!....never again...such butthurt people...SO MUCH ANAL DEVASTATION! ahh....WAIT WHAT!? WHAT ABOUT MY BRAIN?!.....i uh...OH LOOK TUNA! ..."few"....A FEW MILLION! AHA! I KNEW IT WAS YOU! hmm....so there are 2 other beings? AND PINKIE CAN BURN YOU WITH HER CUTENESS!?...MUST.....HUG....PINKIEEEE! WHAT IS THIS "FLYING PAINT" YOU SPEAK OF!? THAT IS NOTHING BUT A CLOUD! wha-.....WHAT!?....smart move b-but....i wanted to throw a world wide party! hmmph!.....THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOO MUCH FUN!

shame on unfriendly players... YES! I'LL EAT YOUR... OH LOOK, TUNA! thousands, millions... not much difference for such big creature race... YES, PINKIE IS SO CUTE, THAT IT BURNS! CLOUD YOU SAY? HMM... STRANGE... no! no world wide parties! (unless it includes me and you sharing one bottle of anything) WASN'T THAT FUN WHEN WE WERE RUNNING TRYING NOT TO BURN xD making fireballs are quite easy if you ask me...

indeed....BUT MEH! kinda funny to be honest....um..yesh..TUNNNNAAAAA! *drops tuna can and sneaks into a pit* ill be safe here! waaiiit....how....HOW DID YOU KILL SO MANY!? hmm...does it burn when you hug her? or does it burn just by staring at her? i need to make sure so i can plan out my death.... INDEED! JUST A REALLY LOW CLOUD!*badpokerface* hmm....well it is a WORLD WIDE party! ill make sure to look around and share a bottle of something i most likely stole from someone! BUT WAS IT AWESOME? like....did you feel like you where in a movie running away from the fire? or was it missing an explosion?

*grabs tuna and sneaks into pit to eat undisturbed* WITH COIL GUN AND HARDENED PLASMA BULLETS I THINK... actually, it burns when you think how cute she is (it's unimaginable, must see to understand) stole? cap'n shatsy, you never be good! AWESOME? YES. SCARY? AS IN HELL... running away? no thanks, i don't want explosions, unless they are only effects and not real explosions, tearing my parts apart (sounds so funny xD parts apart... xD)

good,good....he seems to be out of si-OHCELESTIAWHAT *runs out* NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE! .....i uh....just....WAT where in the hell do you get tha-oh wait....you can travel between time....hmm...so just thinking of the pony will melt you....OH NO IT'S HAPPE-BLARHAHRHAHHA *melts into a puddle* worth it! AYE MATEY! it be cap'ns ball! nothing be out of my reach! SO IT BE A FEST O' RUM! yesh an effect! or a real one.....which would be more dangerous...BUT FUN! walking away as the explosion tears stuff apart and you not giving a fuck...ahhh THIS NEEDS TO BE DOONNEEE

Oh, my.

wat

This is A LOT of porn....

as my buddy said down there!

well, that's not even much, compared to how much there can be :D

what the heck did I get mentioned to

Who the heck are you?!

I'm the motherfucking europe

May sound strange, Europe, But i live in you, so please don't worry about me ^^ All you need to know, that i eat at least 5 times a day at random times, don't like cold food, drink a lot of tea and hate people, telling me what i should do instead of what i do. Have a nice day.

idk, skidrow is trusted in cracking stuff, but people say, that his crack needs some fixing. i don't know. THEY MAKE DOWNLOADING FASTER THAT WAY... well then, thank you for finding me badass :D wish my girls would think same MAYBE BECAUSE EVERYTHING I DO SEEMS NORMAL AND DON'T LOOK BADASS TO ME? cap'n shatsy, don't be talkin' like dat! maybe ya really need to sleep, because you are talkin' about sinkin' davey johns! Dat's impossible! Oh... that bastard is stealing your lovely girl? just talk to him politely, say him that she is your love, ask him to leave her to you, and when he walks away CRUSH HIS HEAD WITH ICE-COLD DILDO! ...umm... i mean... nevermind... Since when people started earning bananas instead of cookies?

hmm....ill get theirs instead then! because the other one was taking for fucking ever....like hell i was gonna wait 3 weeks for it to download! OOOH! well then! i didn't know! im new to this thingy...aye! ye be one badass pirate! waaaaiiiit....your girlfriend doesnt think you're badass? WUT hmm...MEEEHHHH that's because you are so used to being badass that it's now normal to you? nay savvy! cap'n shatsy be lack'n sleep tis true! but cap'n be hold'n a grudge against that filthy landlubber!....the thing is....he did it secretly...he's telling her that he loves her....but told her not to tell me that he said that....she told me anyways...yaayyyy for trust! ice cold dildo eh? ill get a 4 foot dildo freeze it AND USE MY ICE COLD DILDO SWORD TO SMITE HIM! thanks for the advice bro! hmm....would you prefer pie and cake?

It depends on your internet speed, so it's your choise which one to download. none of girls i friend thinks i'm badass... one thinks i'm just nerd, another thinks i'm sportsmen, and my love thinks i'm always drinking (just like she is), and all of them are kind of right :D well maybe... i can't judge for myself, but people are free to think whatever they want about me. love triangle... not good, not good at all... they always end up in two people hating each other in their minds. only a matter of which one is going to hate another one... At least, girl trusts you. so maybe she likes you? Just finished eating about 500g of pure black chocolate... maybe i'll just lay half-dead on my bed until my stomach make some space for that cake :)

oooh! well then! guess ill just wait it out....stupid internet..HMMPH! meeehhh im pretty sure they are lying! just trying to hide the fact that they think you are badass! hmmm....well then! you are marked badass forever more! yup...he set me up with her....and now he doesnt like it that im with her...this guy is loco in the coco (fuck yea pinkie reference!) hopefully she does... hmmm....did the chocolate have a cotton candy taste to it?

happy waiting :D i hope it won't take you too long well, i don't really care what they are thinking about me, because if they don't like me, they are free to take a small cup of shut-the-fuck-up and go back to their rape-houses :D How i come marked forever more? (it's like infinity longer? :D THAT ERROR OF YOURS MADE ME LAUGH FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES xD) maybe ask her to hang out in city more often? you can even play dirty by asking your friend if he knows what she likes. If he really likes her, he wouldn't stop talking about her, so you would get some nice information... I haven't ate cotton candy for like 10 years... maybe 14 if to try to be accurate... what does it taste like? something like rainbows and rum? (sorry, haven't slept whole night, so some critical errors might be in text)

meehh....still says a week...damn you internet...DAMN YOU! see? what did i say? BAD-MOTHERFUCKING-ASS! because logic and ponies (wut.......meeehhh my grammar sucks! but atleast someone got a good laugh out of it) hmmm...that's fucking genius! too bad it doesnt help in this situation....see i met her online....then irl then she moved....we still talk but over the internet....and well sometimes she's alone with that cunt in the chat room...and he tells her stuff that is pissing me off.... huh....well im no good at explaining! but i can tell you it's awessome! melting in your mouth and what not! (hmm? been busy doing something?)

Well, it's worth waiting. Especially if you love the fact, that you will be supernatural assassin seeking for revenge, and that almost any choice you take influences story, difficulty and even enemies. i'm bad-motherfucking-ass because logic and ponies? that's the best thing to hear xD never though that ponies are that badass well, at least you can still talk to her, and if she is not 100km away from you, you can meet her anytime. that's it, next time i have a chance, i'm going to spend my money on cotton candy :D yeah, learning HTML5, css, php and flash animation with friend. also, got paid, because it was documented as "work" :D i think i'll not go to sleep this night too (this time because of Corvo Attano (aka. Dishonored)) (also, picture is not much of p0rn, but found way too funny not to post) (crappy resolution because 2 litres of energy drink, 3 cigars and night without sleep is not a good thing for my thinking and word-put-to-sentence thingy (thingy- thinging maybe, idk...))

huh....well once you put it that way....HELL YEA IM WAITING! convincing sentence is convincing! yesh! ponies and logic are best uh...thingy...that does something...I FORGOT! ponies are the definition of BADASS! not really....she moved to a different state...but atleast i know she likes me alot! so am happy again! wooo good choice! it's awesome! love how it just melts! i read that as hm 5! thought you where learning flash! as in the pokemon move....ooh? so you got paid for learning? lucky! no sleep because of dishonored is best excuse! i really gotta get this now! (meeehh the pic is awesome AND fapable!) (....2 liters of energy drinks....GODDAMN! i think you may have gone a bit over board with the drinks!

if you say so... Does that mean, that i'm so pony?! distance is not a problem for love :D damn... want is so much now... xD no, not that flash xD just simple, stupid macromedia flash for making animations (and almost any ad that is in internet) Yes, Dishonored is a good excuse for everything! Once you fall out of boat because of drinks, just remember, that you will fall to a much bigger lake with even more drinks :D actually, i don't think 2 liters of energy drinks are that much...

YES! you are the poniest motherfucker anyone will ever know! true....but at distance lots of stuff can happen without you knowing either... IKR! it's awesome! usually they sell it at fairs and stuff like that! well then! my suspicions that you where a pokemon trainer are now gone!...you should make a pony flash...JUST SAIYAN! wait.....what? how the....WUT...drinking on a boat...and you fell out of it..NNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCE! but bad! you could of been eaten by sharks! uhh....2 liters of energy drinks is kinda sorta bad! but eeehhhhh....

Let's drink for pony-est motherfucker! I pay! not, if you talk to her everyday It's the only reason i'm waiting for fair... well, i WAS a pokemon trainer, but it was long time ago. there are 4 pony flashes already. I think it's quite enough. Let's not take my noob skills to that. Yeah, fishing in a boat with a bottle of rum makes it way more entertaining! Sharks? I've seen shark once. ONCE. too bad he was like 1 meter away from me and hiding under a very very strong glass... coward... 2 liters of energy drink is quite nothing, i suppose... i drink about 1-1.5 liter of energy drink and i'm stil alive!

AYE! YE BE TALKIN' ME LANGUAGE NOW MATEY! hmm...true she tells me everything! eheheheh! you could also try to "eat" pinkie! if you catch my meaning! oooh? WHAT POKEMON DID YA HAVE! 4 pony flashes? that you made? or are already out there? hmm...noob skills eh? give it time....you'll soon be making pony flashes *cough*pinkie*cough* drunk fishing? hmmm....that does sound more fun! BUT WHAT IF THERE WAS A SHARK! you could of gotten eaten! you should of gone back up,find a way into the water,jump in, AND THEN MAKE THAT SHARK YOUR BITCH! WELL THEN! thats still alot!

Man, i really would like that you come over here and we both have great drink! Eating pinkie you say? mmm... sweat pie... I could eat her pie all night long ^^ yeah, i saw there are already 4 pony flashes made out there. yeah, my skills are still noobish, but yeah, maybe someday i'll make *cough*pinkie*cough* flashes THERE ARE NO FUCKING SHARKS IN LITHUANIA! If there were any shark in lake, i would be rich for catching it, killing it and even selling that stinky fish to a Chinese restaurant! Also, no fucking shark would dare to eat me, because he would get worst case of diarrhea by eatting such hotness (yeah, right xD) I wanted to, but security officer politely asked me (not to touch glass) to keep them alive. polite asking is one of my weaknesses You think so? you think i should drink less energy drinks?

hmmm....maybe one day! THEN WE COULD GO ON A DRUNK PIRATE ADVENTURE! aye! then we would wake in a puddle of water and find out later that we just splashed in t all night yelling ARRRRRRG! mhmm! eating....that pie....oh god yes! COTTON CANDY VAG! BEST BODY OF THE MANE 6! she would be soo good! hmm....i've found more then 4 pony flashes! sadly my book marks got deleted....but i did manage to find one again! *cough*you should pinkie flashes an link me so i may see if they are fap worthy*cough* (that was one long cough!) NO SHARKS?! summon one! CHANT THE MIGHTY CHANT OF SHARKS AND THE OCEAN SHALL GIVE YOU ONE! or the lake! it will give you one as well! THEN KILL IT AND MAKE INFINITE MONEY! hmm? soo sexy that you give sharks diarrhea? WELL THEN! seems about right! AHAHAHAHAHAA! I NOW KNOW YOUR WEAKNESS AND WILL NOT USE IT IN ANY WAY AGAINST YOU! AHAHHAHHAAHHA! naaahhhh if they haven't done anything yet i doubt they'll do anything later

Brace yourself, that day might come... DRUNKEN PIRATE ADVENCHA! Man, you made me ROFL, literally :D You know, i'm kinda hungry... haven't tasted sweet vag in a while... Also, DAT PIC IS AWESOME! now i need something to put it on... phone and laptop already have wallpapers.... you know, it's possible to backup them. and it's useful if you do it once in a a while. *cough*i'm not that good at making art yet*cough* (Maybe you got cold or something? i'll check what could have caused that coughing...) I wish i could, but gods aren't happy when i do it and since last time guy made them angry, we know that guy as unlucky brian. Also, infinite money creates infinite influence, which means, that money become worth less that paper, which is used to make money... and it's kinda bad. WELL, AT LEAST I KNOW YOU AREN'T GOING TO USE IT AGAINST ME... You think so? Well, what doesn't kill me, makes me stranger :D (or maybe stronger... both sounds pretty truth)

AYE! A CAP'N ALWAYS BE READY FOR A SWIG O' RUM! except this cap'n....since im a light weight! AHAHAHAHAHA! always aim to please! hmm....maaayyybbbeeee you should change that? eheheheh! pinkie is always open! AANNNND print it out and stick it to your wall? huh? REALLY!? damn it....if i knew that before i could of backed them up! soo much porn...gone...what a sad day *cough*draw stick ponies*cough* (seems we both might be sick! since we have been coughing through out this and i swear i could hear you saying something between them!) hmmm? how did you displease the gods? wrong sacrifice? too many summoning? killed your own family and dethroned all the gods? (GoW yaaayyyy!) and do you mean bad luck brian? hmm....buy every single bit of gold with infinite money...make money worhtless! BAM! gold is now money and you are now the richest man in the world! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA! BUY ALL THE PONIES! or am i? you'll never know! ehehehehehahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! naaahhhhh i wouldn't do anything like that! you're an awesome friend! yup! for instance i eat mass amounts of sugary stuff through out the day! nothing has happened yet! hell it's made me waaayyy more aware! (AYE! sugary drink of energy=SPEEEEEEEED! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!)

Cap'n, i'm lightweight too also drunk right now in friends house, writting this while smoking water pipe (don't know english name for thst device, sorry) don't worry about it. changed it :D nah... don't like sticking crapily printed pictures.yeah, you know, vodka helps to kill germs well, gods are unhappy because i use my abilities and powers too much and yes, sacrifices are way too low what is GoW? derp... bad luck brian is meme, google it... even is gold would be worthless, i would make my house out of it :D you little filthy bastard... you are great friend too sugar is great and sometimes i think that i might have diabetes, but who cares? there is no proof :D energy drinks dont give me energy, or at atleast not much, but they taste good

hmm? i expected ye of all landlubbers to be able to hold yer rum down! hmm....so drunk an high? (i think we call i a bong? not sure...not good with drug thingys) yaayyyy!....make a slide show as your background! FUCK YEA! change pony porn every now and then! vodka kills germs eh? i better chug me down bottle! these icky germies are makin' cap'n loopy! eheheheh! ABUSE THE POWER OF THE GODS! i like yer style matey! yesh! god of war! a very bloody game i looove it! so fun!...till you play chaos mode on GoW 3....then you just break your controllers in rage... waaiiit....so you weren't talking about bad luck brian? fuck yea! terraria logic! ....because in fucking minecraft its a bitch to find anything!...unless you have an xray! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! aye! cap'n shatsy be pleased with that there statement! AYE! SUGARRR BE RUM TO ME! and agreed! no proof means you don't have it! which means.....MOOOORRREE SUGAARRRRR! huh? maybe you're so used to the energy you don't feel it? or maybe...you just need to drink more!

SEE? i knew capoeirra is great :D i like to mix it with taekwandoe and parkour, if i need to run :D
Picture is EPIC!!! where you got it?
btw, sorry for not replying for so long... exams are coming and i had my b-day...

hmm? WELL THEN! just wait....when you start getting killed by every little thing you'll feel the RAAAGE! ooh! i've heard of that game! how fun is it? hmm? tbh it doesnt take addiction...it just takes helluva lotta boredom! and no time? wow you must be really busy! no worries bud! also...proof? i dont want to be a pain! hmm....i've been kicked out from my school..truancy and sleeping...meh OOOOH but the good thing is i finally got a girlfriend...and found out im one sappy guy...

If you have played Prince of persia or assassins creed, then you already know movement xD getting items is too easy (at least at low level), exp rates are too low (took few hours to get to lvl10), killing monsters is much better with gamepad (i mean way much better, ) whole game looks like it was made on playstation emulator or something... graphics are nice, but controls could be much better (who the fuck thought, that O should be inventory and I should be pause?!) i wish i had so much time as you have... i don't know what truancy means (also, what is sappy?), but sleeping? really? never saw anyone who got kicked out of school for sleeping :o what kind of girl she is? crazy fat friend or skinny asshole?

...nope never played either of those games....i am the 1%! hmm....sounds fun! wait what? i to pause and o to open you inv....WELL ALRIGHTY THEN! *sigh* trust me....you dont....its just boring! also truancy is when you skip school...because i sleep not in class...but out in the field! so peaceful and calming! and sappy...is um...like when you get all mushy and wubby....loveydovey....she's neither! she's crazy and has a nice body! she sorta reminds me of pinkie!

well, many people haven't played them. i see... well, i like spending time in fields, forests or even fishing too. f-king love peaceful and calm places. why i think most of girls nowadays are like pinkies in some way? :D

they havnt? huh....i was pretty sure everyone has played them... HELL YEA! too bad i have no forest nearby....i love them sooo much! specially when it rains! but the desert in the rain is pretty awesome too! beautiful to be honest! hmmm? well not over here...most of them are um...bitches but her....no she was fucking awesome! soo nice! is that a nsfw challenge i see?

most of my friends have never even heard of them and still call themselves gamers Did i understood right? dessert in the rain... like big, sandy field full of hot air in the rain? what you mean by "she WAS fucking awesome"? challenge? i'd rather call it "back to where we left" :D But yes, we might even make it a challenge

...havnt heard of it....REALLY!? and i thought i was a gaming noob... yup! rare sight but amazing! um...i meant it as she was the only one out of that is amazing or nice! i still with her dont worry! WELL THEN MY GOOD SIR! prepare for the challenge of a life time!

lolz... gaming noob :D Oh xD thanx for explanation. SIR, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU GOT YOURSELF INTO... umm... isn't it against FJ rules or something?

aye! cap'n shatsy be a gamin' noob! mhmm! always happy to explain my random babbling! OH REALLY!? YOU DOUBT MY SMALL COLLECTION OF PONIES!? hmm...i dont think so alot of people have porn on there profiles! and im pretty sure that rule only counts outside of the nsfw or profiles!

aye aye, cap'n shatsy aka gamin' newb! :D YES, I DOUBT IT! does this look like nsfw thread or something to ya? Sorry for such delay... had some stuff to do. (Also, got drunk multiple times) You know, getting to college can be hard, especially, when you get it free :D (now excuse me for a minute, i almost forgot what "treasurious" pictures this thread had)

aye savvy! ye be talkin' me talk now ye scurvy sea dog! and yesh....cap'n shatsy be a gamin' noob! thar be no denying it! hmm.....a bit we need to post more pony porn! meh its alright! and college eh? is it far from your house?

Cap'n shatsy! Dishonored are bein' releasd soon! Wha will ya do? gon' pirat it? And yeah, realease the ponies! Yeah, college, it's about 6-7 Km from my house, so not so far afterall.
Noobie question: You smoke?

hmm? looks kickass! if you find a torrent and if it's not too much trouble may i have it? ill look for it too! but im pretty sure the genius here would have a better chance! YOU HAVE JUST UNLEASHED A WAVE OF PONY PORN! YOU BEST BE READY! sounds far....do you bike there? or take the bus? nope! i stay away from drugs... also....DAT PIC!

You bet it's kickass! You are over-powered assassin mage with incredible powers! What can be better? Release should be today, so torrent in TPB must be in few days I'VE BORN READY! Not far, i'm biking everyday day. Bus costs money= less food for me. And you are doing a very good deed by not taking any kind of drugs. Trust me, i'm an engineer :D also... your pic is way too awesome for thread like this!

well then! op mage huh? EVEN BETTER! TPB? wut? WELL THEN! YOU ARE INDEED READY FOR not so big PONY PORN WAVE! Ah! biking everywhere is better then taking the bus and being lazy! yaayyy! finally doing good instead of bad! engineer eh? is it hard? and naaaah that pic isnt too epic,it's juuuuust right! also HOLY FUCK! YOU'RE ON!

Cap'n! Cap'n Shatsy!!! Dishonored ar already releas'd! Check TPB (ThePirateBay) for download and crack (both by 3DM, uploaded by Tikasukaz)Engineering is not that hard, just sounds cool :D And no, it's gonna appear as my new wallpaper, because it made me happy :D
HOT DAMN! YOU ARE ON TOO!

aye,aye savvy! cap'n shatsy be search'n! so both o by this tikasukaz guy right? oooh! hmmm...is there like different types of engineering? also you my good sir,are awesome! because who else has the balls to set pony porn as a background? and cap'n shatsy only aims to please! well anyways nighty night! since i have one helluva tiring day tomorrow

Yeah, both upload by tikasukaz guy.yeah, many different engineering types, like computer engineering, electronic engineering, food engineering and other stuff What's so awesome by setting pony porn as background? i like it and nobody else should care (unless i take my laptop to class to play some ModernWarfare3 :D) Night? i just came back home from a college few hours ago and going to have a great day... well, Good night for you and good luck on your helluva day ^^

there are 3.....do i just get them all? ah! and what kinda engineer are you? teh badass one? well that is a pretty ballsy move! but then again pretty much everything you do is badass and ballsy! sowwy? cap'n shatsy needed his sleep! mostly because weird thoughts...also hope you have a great day!

damn..... you know 3 fighting styles? and i dunno i sorta just found it.....people post a ton of random stuff...heh its alright! its better then what i thought had happened......oh yea HAPPY BIRTHDAY! late as fuck but eh

Three fighting styles, but haven't mastered them. I only know basics of them and it's still enough to kick ass. what you thought had happened? Don't worry, many people were late, because i changed my B-day in fb to a date week later xD

LUCKY! ....i hardly know karate and barley started boxing......so i pretty much suck unless i grab you....oh nothing.....just got worried and let my imagination take over....heh! now why would you do that? also adorable flutters and pinkie will take that off your mind!

If you keep training, you will eventually get better and better, so keep going! i really would like to know what were your thoughts... and i did it to mess with other people, who don't know when my real b-day is xD So, is it holiday already? Btw, nice gif you have there :) my new phone background is being downloaded :)

heh! will do! well....thought something huge happened like being hospitalized ya know around there.... LOL! nice! by holidays do you mean out of school? if so then yes! i have some more of flutters acting adorable if you'd like some

Oh... that was possible, but i'm quite lucky when it comes to injuries What you'll do whole summer? just sit around your pc playing games or go find a job and earn some money? And these flutters... They are awesome!!! I want more!!!

how so? uh...well lets see....i need a job but can't seem to find one....so in the meantime ill just stick with watching ponies and my laptop...and getting my ass handed to me in darksouls.... DAMN IT! i lost all my pics....sorry bro

let's say i'm just lucky well, you can always try to get job at local supermarket or as mailman... Can you explain "...and getting my ass handed to me in darksouls..."?
And don't worry, shit happens to everyone... that's why i bought new laptop and no soul will touch it without me

hmmm....that would work! but i live in the middle of nowhere....sure thing! you ever play darksouls? if not....you basically die at every damn turn....either falls,enemies,or invading players....nowhere is safe! heh! aint no pony gonna touch my laptop again!

also flutters!

Weee!!! cute Flutter! Sorry for delay. picture pretty much sums up what i was doing all that time, also, had few problems which don't matter anymore No, haven't played darksouls.... seems like funny game xD My new laptops is not going to be touched by mortals too!

meh its alright! sweeeet! been being a good citizen of skyrim? or murder everyone and pickpocket? problems that dont matter....rather not push my luck so ill leave it there! tons....well atleast onces you get a HIGH level! and even then everything still kills you!! aye savvy! ye mustn't let any mere human touch the teasure! pirate speak because to much minecraft!

Amount of cute Flutters in this chat is too damn low! Sorrry, had some serious work to do (mostly of previous problems) Downloading Darksouls. gonna grind as hell xD Still playing minecraft? somwhere in interwebz, or singlpleyr? (Me plays with sister over lan right now). Silly talk because hard work and too much booze made Kulsius a stupid fapper

did somepony say.....MOAR FLUTTERS!? WELL ALRIGHTY THEN! tis alright! my nosiness is tingling WHOO! PREPARE TO RAGE! rage....with the fury of a thousand white suns...yup! multiplayer! found 2 other brony servers! both lag ALOT! hmmm.....well alrighty then! stupid fapper....LIES! THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A STUPID FAPPER! because all fapping is smartererererest

yes, i said MOAR FLUTTERS! well, it's nothing compared to what i have had before... My darn internet is hating me... it will take 15 more days to download it :( well, then i'll better stick with my sister in LAN or play terraria with cousin... You might be right... i'm not that dumb after all... umm... you fap alot, or just like to think, that it's smartererererest?

well you asked fo-HNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG! hmm....well alright..wont ask... 15....15 DAYS!? GODDAMN! totally not worth it...most of the time youll be rage quieting...like im not even kidding about that....DEATH IS EVERYWHERE! hmm....OR mayhaps...you could join me and like...2-3 other people in terraria! and um.....hmm...havnt fapped in while....SOOOO LETS GO WITH THAT I THINK ITS SMARTEREREREREST!

Well, 15 days is not much for a good challenging game for me! (been playing stalker on hardest difficulty and got bored...) Maybe i'll even stop playing borderlands xD we totally pwned terraria... got best armors, reforged to best we could get, beaten all 3 hardcore bosses at once... there is no more things we could even do... we even started griefing each other houses out of boredom... until decided to make houses out of hellstone bricks (dinamite can't destroy that shit xD)
Where the heck you get so many cute pics?!

hmmm.....well then! i do hope you enjoy being killed by the weakest of enemies! because everything is op in there.....thats fucking AWESSSOOOMEE! and sadly thats the problem with terraria...once you beat it...you beat it...nothing more you could do well other then try to fill the entire map with lava BUT that gets boring after a hour or 2... months of collecting my friend! and because i spend alot of time in pony time!

also, forgot pic (stupid beer? :D)

I don't mind that at all :D now playing darksiders 2 while still downloading darksouls wow... i wish i was that addicted... or have that much time... sorry for errors... had 3 beers and drinking 4th because i have to go to school in 8 hours... (have proof for drinking, if you want it :D) so... what's new in school?

Well, you have to try... It's not cold when there are 0 degrees of Celcius... at least for me... So, what's the answer, mister smart guy?sorry, for late response, had some bloody work to do...

if i did this shit correctly 0 Celsius is 32 Fahrenheit and that my friend is COLD! right? whew i thought you where in the hospital again!

Is 32F cold for ya?! Man... When you get girlfriend, you make hole in ice and jump in it, because she asks so! Thanx god this time it wasn't me who was going to the hospital...

you bet your ass its cold for me! AND LIKE HELL IM GONNA JUMP IN A FROZEN LAKE!what do you mean

Stop being wimp! It's not cold! And go outside and find a girl, who is wishing you to jump into a frozen lake! We almost killed a man. By almost i mean that he is still alive...

im no gotdang penguin! and im not gonna find me a girl that wants me to swim threw frozen water for her! hell if i did she'd be crazy!how the hell did you almost kill a man?

Well, you better find one crazy bitch, unless you want to make pancakes by yourself...
killing a man is easy- you can snap his spine or stab him into liver... But we shot him (accidently)

ME!? COOK FOR MYSELF!? well i know where im gonna search for my girl! at an insane asylum!lol i know how to my cousin showed me! but how do you "accidentally" shoot someone?

Well, you better start looking for one :D Cousin showed to you? Interested... Maybe wanna tell more? And by accidently i mean, that we were shooting cans on a fence and i accidently shot him through a can... Not a fascinating story, but i almost got to jail...

yes! LET THE MY SEARCH BEGIN! lol then ask! he showed me just a couple simple ones though both with hands and a switch blade! wait a moment you got AWAY with that!? lucky...

I wish you luck with that :D switch blade... too easy :D and yes, i got away with that. Not the first time i do something very dangerous :D Let's say i'm quite lucky

thanks! im gonna need it....i told you he showed me the SIMPLEST way! may i ask how you get away with shit like that?

well, it's not the first time i got caught doing something dark and evil (mostly illegal) and that policeman, who was going to arrest me is familiar with me and that man, which got a bullet also knows me for about 15 years, so he said, that i'm gonna work for him until he is all OK again. I still feel like i owe him much more, than just help...

LUCKY!! why cant i have cops on my side....wait hold up how the hell did the cop let you go?

When you live in rotten society, it's not lucky, it's routine :D Well, he knows me, i know him, we both know man, which got shot, and he knows both of us, so victim hadn't written protocol (i don't know how to say it in english properly) so i wasn't sued for anything, but if he would have, then i would be grounded. Maybe would be sitting in jail, colony or even worse, home! So, how is your things going?sorry for late reply, had some work

im pretty sure it's rotten as fuck over here but i still get in trouble......ah now i get you but why would you rather be in jail then stuck home?um well lets see.....i joined boxing and thats about it i think?

well, then you don't know how to use all that rot... home sucks, you have to obey the rules and shit... in jail you get free food, internet, can go outside whenever you want, don't have to go to school, and can even work at same time! isn't it's perfect? You don't even have room to tidy... boxing? isn't karate or taekwando much better?

no but i wish i could....since the damn polices seem to get mad at the smallest of things....my god....i wish jail over here could be that fucking awesome!! over here its literally the opposite of what you just said you have to keep your damn room clean or they'll starve you till you do,they make you go to school at 5 am if you're under 18, THE ONLY THING THAT RUNS ON ELECTRICITY THAT YOU WILL SEE IS YOUR LIGHT SOURCE OR THE DAMN POLICE!! oh and you get around an hour to spend outside.....luckyactually it depends...it all depends on your skill! karate is meant to be used defensive not aggressive like boxing! now putting those to together you get one helluva battle! now lets see.....i know nothing of taekwando but im guessing its like karate just a different style

Well, then you are just unlucky... well, life in your country is much better, and being in jail is better in mine :D karate is defensive, that's correct, but taekwondo is like boxing. it's meant to be defensive, but it's only offensive art. if you want something even better, try cappoerra :D (i don't know how to write it correctly, but google should know...)

yes....very unlucky....eh your right.... DUDE CAPOEIRA IS SOMETHING I'VE WANTED TO LEARN FOR A LONG TIME!!! ITS THE FUCKING BEST!!!....well in my eyes it is....
<----- oh and also when you see it.....

I wish i could try hiking... There are no fucking hills in whole country! I hate my country... What country do you live in? any gear fits if you know how to ride a bike properly xD

you're kidding right? no mountains in your ENTIRE country?not trying to be an ass but i think you're exaggerating a bit and i live in the usa you jelly?

omg... so jelly... In Lithuania, if i remember right, biggest mountain is like 300m high! So, compared to how real mountains look like, i think 300m is quite a small hill... How big is yours mountain? (approximately...)

i dont know never really wanted to know so never asked sorry

Don't be sorry about your words :) There is no reason to be sorry about what you have said. Besides, this is internet! You can say whatever you fucking like! :D

whatever i want eh?you shouldnt have done that so uhh if you dont mind me asking what do you think of pony r34?

Why i shouldn't have said that?
IMO, mlp r34 is quite cute, because... just look at it and try to say, that it's not cute! and it's quite fappable, if you find a good stash :D
So, what's your opinion on MLP r34?

to be honest with you it turns me on but when i try to fap to it i feel awkwardand you will soon see what i meant by "you shouldnt have done that"

well, that's the same thing what i would have said before this thread xD
can't wait...

you have? i didnt notice mayhaps you can show me? you now if its not too much trouble
be ready....

Idk where i've put that... oh well...
i've born ready...

heh thats alright! anyways what where we talking about again?not for this!

IDK, maybe just look up and tell me what we were talking before? You can't know...

ugh fine! but i think we were just talking at random right? I KNOW EVERYTHING!!!

Yup, totally random... (My electricity (and my internet too) just burned in my eyes last night!!!) Do you know such sport as frisbee? prove it!

woah you alright? and yea heard of frisbee why?provide a challenge and i shall show you!

Oh nothing serious happened, just my phone battery didn't last that much and started smoking... Maybe you should take some friends and get a frisbee match?
If today is 0 degrees of warmth and tomorrow will be twice as warm as today, how warm it will be tomorrow?

DEATH BATTERY! what friends? foreveralone.jpg.....trick question it cant be 0 degrees of WARMTH!

LOL!!! :D Find one and you'll get more like a boss :D ok, then tell me how you "englishmen" say when there is 0 degree of temperature outside?

i would if i could like that 0 degrees and since 0 degrees = cold it couldnt be of WARMTH

sorry had rush that

You are asking me if i've tried? Try to surprise me with names i've hadn't heard of :D

so you play alot huh?

I play alot, but i always want to play more :D
What else do you do in your spare time in addition to faping? :D

usually fj and listening to music sometimes mc

So boring? Don't you live in reality? Maybe try painting or creating music? Or painting music if you feel like drunk :D (btw, i'm going to sleep, so no more messages from me in next 14 hours :D)

not pinkie eh i fade in and out of reality its pretty fun hope you enjoy your sleep

"Fade in and out of reality" xD And how did you made these small letters? it's kinda cool... (You stopped so nice erotic picture thread...)

yes sorry about that let me just start it up again and for the tiny letter there are 3 F in this box you can click any of them for example you could make them small or huge COOL HUH?

Oh... BB codes... Well, i don't actually look at these buttons :D
Ok, porn is again in pictures (i like it), but what we should talk about? (That's it, going to sleeep. really...)

i have no idea of what to talk about sorry for the lack of pony porn

Ok... Then let's talk about... umm... weather!. What weather is in your country?
Do you think it must be pony porn?

its weird half the day it freezing cold the other half is hot as hell what about over there? so you just want suggestive pics?

Well almost all day cold, it snows after midday and warm enough for snow to melt, so next morning it's clean ice :D i don't want any specific pics, it may even be erotic, not even porn if you want it :D

lucky it only snows in the mountains never downs here.alright gotcha!

You live near mountains? How far mountains are to you?

about 10 minutes away by car its pretty cool we go there during winter to play in the snow and in the summer when its melted to swim

AWESOME!!! I would walk there everyday! omg... so want... i've seen big mountains once, because there are no real mountains about 1000km anywhere from my home... I wish i knew where you live... xD

WALK!? are you crazy? walking there would take forever then you would have to hike up the mountain by the time you get there you would be exhausted!

huh? do you think going 20km by foot is really hard? Besides, there are bikes these days... omg... i want to go hiking!

you didnt mention the bikesyou should its pretty fun! if you have the right gear

I don't over flow with badassness, it just slips through me :D And damn, you can ask whole shit load of questions, because of new reasons, which you don't know and/or understand :D

if its aright with you then i guess ill ask but for now ill just continue till i find something to ask about

feel free, i'm always ready for questions (especially after class party :D)

after class party?

well we had celebration with booze and without parents, that it's only 100 days left for school and it's last year with this class :D Don't you want such party?

that sounds awesome but my school is full of assholes highschool just sucks for me

my school (i don't really know difference between college and high school, so i don't really know how to call it xD All i know, that i'm here only for four years) also haves many dickheads, but when class is drunk, no one really cares who you are and how bad they are pretending they are :D How old you said you are?

there's the difference the assholes that drink at my school dont get drunk cause they hardly drink shit. why? cause they are pussys. and im 16

And what about you? What do you like to drink? And don't underestimate your classmates, because my best class friend underestimated me and got surprised... Really badly surprised...

BTW, 16 is perfect age for addictions :D (Not PC addiction, but beer, whiskey and p0rn addictions :D)

oh trust me im not underestimating them and about the addictions tequila and porn are already done

I just though isn't tequila mexican drink? :D Just asking...
And about porn... umm... hmm... know any good pages to look for? because after all these years i can't find anything new...

lol i dont know i just know it tastes good anyways haven't had a chance to drink anything else. well it depends on what you like there are a ton of free sights

oh... well, i hope you'll get your chance to taste other drinks. And i hope you'll get plenty of "samples" :D
And about free sights, somehow i started to care what you are watching in addition to mlp :D

what do you mean? cartoons or porn?

both of them? :D

well i usually just watch whatevers on mostly spongebob since its the only cartoon that seems to keep me entertained and for the porn ASIAN LESBIANS!!! or sex games

i like bleach too but it only comes on once a week and i usually just google them pretty hot huh?

God damn me! How did you had enough time to watch all Bleach series?! I can't even watch another half of them :D
And i can't believe my eyes... ASIAN LESBIANS! Maybe more great ideas you have?

lol i never said i've watched the entire series you probably seen more then me and for another bright idea have you tried sex games?

Sorry, i was hit by a car while biking to school... Hope your life was not so boring :)

THE HAT OF A GOD!!!

Do you have celebration to celebrate that there are exactly 100 days left for school in your wonderful country?

i dont know i hardly go to school but im guess we do

hardly go to school?! Da Fuq?! Why?! Which class you said you're going to?

ehh its boring so id rather stay home and im in highschool

No it's not so boring after all...

BTW, Two posts in less than hour? I think i'm gonna die from exhaustion!

maybe not your school but mines sucks ass and if you're tired the hell are you still awake for?

'cause tomorrow i'll have to drink cider, whiskey and wine all night long without putting my eyes down or i'll gave to grow my hair back (and it would took some time to grow them same length as it is now...) I think coming to school is quite rewarding if you like parties (who don't like sauna with class girls?) :D

did you lose a bet or something? im not a swagmaster like you so people try to avoid me

Well i'm not perfect too, actually, i'm avoiding people a little too...

and no, it's just my hair, that everyone is willing to cut, not any bet :D
But damn, i'm always taking risks and don't ever thought about what could happen if i fail... Because you believe, that you can not fail! Damn, i wish i could be less derpy with girls... (if girl is nude, i can barely move!) Don't you think you should stop sitting in internetz and go outside to find some girl to talk? :D Actually, it's not hard to find a good friend... OR, start making music- at least someone will know you (because if music is bad, you would still be remembered :D)

lol you hair must be awesome if everyone wants to cut and im not allowed to be out anytime between 6am-6pm court orderd so meeting and makeing friends is something i cant do and i dont know the first thing about makeing music

making music is not hard if you have imagination.
You can always go outside between 6pm-6am :D And why would court order so?

imagination is one thing i do have so the music thing might work.
i can but there is nothing to do here the closest thing i have near me is 30 mins by away by foot and its a library

good ol' library! That's where you can get nice and shy girls! just pretend that you read books :D And about music... You should look up some FL studio tutors in Youtube...

how do you know so much about girls? AND CAN YOU TEACH ME YOU'RE WAYS MASTER

You have to meet few, to know about them :D And what's so much that i've said?
You can't learn my ways, because my ways are somewhat unpredictable... (that's main reason why i should be dead...)

uh huh continue ill be taking note.
oh and trust me someone as awesome as you shouldn't be dead

I'm back! (at least alive!) DO NOT mix Jack Daniels and cola. Never! Actualy, never mix any alcohol with coke... It will knock you very fast xD We almost had fight in our celebration and god damn, it's better they didn't took place :D More questions you have there?

i have a SHIT TON of questions but id rather not ask but i cant resist asking this one why do you over flow with badassness?

wait what do you mean first hit to the head? are you planning on getting into another accident?

LQL~! I was on few accidents since last time and i think i will get on one more (money and fame, mostly money :D), because that's why we live- To live, not to rot in a room with a little sun... Of course, PC is fun, but having beer with 6 friends and jumping over car going at 30km\h is much funnier, especially when winner gets big prize :D (I don't hope you understand, but that's the way i live)

i dont know what to say other then YOU'RE A BADASS!!!

Oh, stop it... I'm not so awesome as girls playing pokemons, but i must admit that people says, that i'm badass... Is the fact that i know how to enjoy my life while risking it, makes me badass? (we all die, only matters are when we do so and how.) If so, you can be badass too, just do whatever you want, and do it with friends and some style :D If you think your friends are boring, try to get snuff (or other childlish drug) and you will be surprised how they change when you tell them it's inhaled (like cocaine) and is only weaker drug. (That shit is legal in most countries and is used as menthol to cure breathing through nose, althou, it contains tobacco, which is not addictive and many think it's actual drug, but it's not :D) That's how we gather more friends in our "games" :) Of course, don't do such things in front of class, but rather do it with only one classmate and maybe words will spread :D Omfg... tired of typing, going somewhere... maybe next crazy tip next day :D

nothing will ever be more awesome than gamer girls NOTHING but you are kinda near their level of awesomeness and what do you do in these "games" if you dont mind me asking?

For example, we take a car, bid some money and one of us (who is not going to "play") drives car at exactly 10 km\h. All of us jumps over a car one by one, by any way (If you touch front window- you're out), if more than one (of course more!) jumps over car, then next run will be +5km\h speed, and so we speed it up! My personal best was 50km\h once (but mostly i fail at 40km\h). If you want true challenge, go and jump into water RIGHT NOW! (that was last week, but it was some sort of lost challenge and my girl insisted me to do it... So now i feel pain in every muscle, because it's fucking cold outside and i hurt my leg into ice). Of course, sometimes we do safer stuff like riding bikes thru 2nd floor window on ladders or going from one three to another only on rope... most of these games involve bidding money and is quite dangerious, but none of us have broken any bones in these games (not counting my girl's strange behaviour after third beer and flying chair -_-). Actually, we need some new challenges to think about, because we do all crazy stuff when we are bored... (maybe you could think about some crazy shit, so i could win? :D)

50KM/H YOU ARE 1 BAD MOTHERFUCKER ARNT YOU!! sorry my brain isnt work right now please come again later

My brains is not working well too. (Brotip: If someone says, that say, that Salvia divinorum is good and you should try it, ask them to breath deeply and blow to your ass, because you will never forget if you try one...)

i never done any type of drug so you dont have to tell me twice but i must know is it that bad?

Drug itself is so strong, that my girl sat in corner whole night, hugged me very hard (terrified of something) and i thought, that my heart will explode, because it was pumping that hard, that i could feel it in my head... And the friend, who gave it to us, said, that chewing leaves gives very short and weak effect (he tried smoking it, but almost suffocated).
P.S. sorry for replying so late, but my mom grounded me and said, that i'll never be able to leave her room, because she is afraid, that i'd die next time, because of my friends xD (but i'm here again, LOL)

woah that must of been one helluva trip you had how long did it last for?oh and if you dont mind me asking why does your mom think you'll die?

sorry, no picture, because i'm in hurry :)

that hellish trip last almost whole night. And my mom thought, that next time i would die, because we shot friend with air pistol (pistol using little pieces of metal instead of ordinary bullets with powder) in the arm. (terrible, terrible accident...), So, how was your day?

HAPPY HEARTS AND HOOVES DAY!
ps no homo

my days are boring as hell locked in a house all day long no friends anyways did the bb break the skin?

IDK what is bb (bb stands for coding system for me, like [url]http://google.stfu[/url]), but air gun shot trough skin and left that little piece of metal in the bone...
So... your days are not so nice as are mine... but i must admit- much, much safer...

the little round metal thingy dont you call them bbs? DAMN WHAT TYPE OF GUN WHERE YOU USING?! and for my final question why arnt your days nice?

i don't know how bullets are called in english and i don't really care xD All i know, that our "enchanted" pistol can penetrate bone now :D (we've tweaked it a little)... As wikipedia says, it's called PCP (Pre-charged pneumatic, but slighty different from wikipedia pic) and we use hand pump to make pressure (we had automatic pump, but main compressor broke down). Yes, it takes some time and effort to prepare for shot, but it's totally worth it :D
Now, we try to make our own coil gun, so shit can get serious :) Though, we still need some parts :D And my days... We have celebration in lithuania right now (apparently, even google have changed its logo for it) and parents have free days, so i can't go anywhere...

WHAT TYPE OF WIZARD ARE YOU!?

umm... which hat?

I think i'm a suicide wizard... :D
And what's your class?

lol i dunno the one with the hat

OH SHIT YOU ALRIGHT!?!?!?

Well i thought that i've brained my damage at first, but it seems i'm good after all :) BTW, i've even managed to get to school being late only 5 minutes and even with plenty of money to fix a bike and have a good drink, so i might call it a win after all :D

So, what's new in your life?

are you the definition of badass? nothing new just in a bit of trouble

no, badass is my brother which i never had. what troubles are bothering your smart ass?

you know just some smart ass problems.
and i almost forgot MERRY LATE CHRISTMAS!! here's you present

You too Merry late Christmas!

COME AT ME BRO!

I'll come with this! wanna ride?

WE RIDE AT DAWN!!

Finally, that stupid panzer cost me $20 and gave no profit until today!

btw, why you did *delete* to your old post?

whats a panzer? i deleted it cause it said the picture has expired

When you will know it, it will be too late... And how picture, uploaded few moments ago can become expired?

is it a tank?
<----see expired

OMG! Now you know that panzer is a tank!

lol IM A FUCKING GENIUS!!and also here is the gif version of that

ok i'll remember this nickname for my life (or at least first hit to head :D) I hope your laptop wasn't very expensive, because it can be dead for good...

At least one person, saying good things about rappelz ^_^
Glad you liked it. could you recommend me good MC server, because one i've found is unfriendly and newbie proof (they have spawn made out of indestructible scripted wool, so only faction members can spawn at their houses and new members haves no factions...)

HOW CAN PEOPLE SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT RAPPELZ?!?!THAT SHIT IS AWSOME!!
well i only go to a small server not alot of people there but it is friendly 72.39.46.6

My pc is not so strong to handle skyrim without lagging... (actually skyrim is only at 10-15 fps) and minecraft... how i'm supposed to play it online, with such a shitty internet? maybe you know any ggod games similar to raze2? (it's 2d action shooter if you don't know)

btw, do you play in FJ MC server?

damn it wish i could help but i hardly play anything else other than minecraft or rappelz oh and thanks for showing me that AWSOME game and no i dont play on the fj server alot of assholes in there but i do play multiplayer on another server

he he he... maybe you know any good games to play? because i'm really bored with oblivion...

have you tried the new elder scrolls game? or maybe you could try playing multiplayer with minecraft?

You ARE FUCKING some genius?! I... I... I don't know what to say... Congratulations... i think...

Btw, sorry for late reply- my hdd was sort of destroyed...

whoops must have misplaced a word or two and dont worry its all good

it works!

YAY!!! It works!