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#29 - You can use gimp or faster use this creator Example f…  [+] (1 reply) 12/12/2012 on Hearing a great joke and... +1
#85 - ironhidethegreat (12/12/2012) [-]
Awesome,thanks man.
#8 - It's strange but if you vote for Obama because he is black is …  [+] (29 replies) 11/07/2012 on When Romney lost +146
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#84 - graphically (11/08/2012) [-]
Who has called you racist for voting for Mitt Romney?
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#173 - sirgawain (11/08/2012) [-]
Every liberal I know calls me racist for supporting Romney, and they all called me racist for not supporting Obama in '08. It's really not that uncommon.
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#203 - graphically (11/08/2012) [-]
I won't call you a racist for supporting Romney, but I will call you a delusion bigot for stereotyping everyone who identifies as a liberal.

If every liberal you know is calling you a racist, I'm positive that it's for other reasons than supporting Romney which reflect more on who you are as a person as opposed to your political affiliation.
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#217 - sirgawain (11/08/2012) [-]
I'm saying every liberal I know. I am well aware that not all liberals act like that, I'm just saying that is the reason they give me when I ask them why they think I'm being racist.
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#221 - graphically (11/08/2012) [-]
Alright, then I guess on that basis it's just as fair for me to say that every conservative I've ever met has told me that the sole purpose they voted for Romney was because they can't stand the sight of a black person as president.
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#74 - imyourdaddy (11/08/2012) [-]
Obama got elected because he is black
Blacks make up 14-16% of the population
got 50% of votes

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#204 - graphically (11/08/2012) [-]
I'm Hispanic.

This is why I voted for him
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#219 - graphically (11/08/2012) [-]
I hit backspace while not in the chatbox and lost a couple paragraphs of text by going to the previous page.

I think I'm done with funnyjunk today.
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#190 - imyourdaddy (11/08/2012) [-]
implying your white friends who voted for Romney really know why they voted for Romney
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#208 - kltznrj (11/08/2012) [-]
Implying his "white friends" aren't stupid.
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#40 - eldorito (11/07/2012) [-]
People didn't vote for Obama because he's black.
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#125 - Fgner (11/08/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, the statistics are kind of a bitch:
2004 - 88% of blacks voted democrat - White
2008 - 96% of blacks voted democrat - Black

8% of them voted solely for blackness. The other is just going along the path that blacks always vote democrat because democrats believe in a more socialist economy rather than a earn-not-deserve capitalist one. No offense to anyone, of course.
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#144 - eldorito (11/08/2012) [-]
Okay, that 8% can be attributed to many things:
> Bush was not popular with anybody and left a sour taste in everybody's mouth with Republicans.
> His opponent nominated Sarah Palin.
> Obama is a better candidate than McCain.

I'm pretty sure that most races had an increase of people voting for Obama. Blacks were not exclusive.

> Having a social safety net is not the same thing as rewarding people for not getting a job. It's common sense.
> You can't say racist shit and expect to not offend anybody because you say "no offense."

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#154 - Fgner (11/08/2012) [-]
> Don't be an idiot. Both candidates sucked. Busch won, and it wasn't his first term, so if they wanted him out he would be out. But on all other ethnicities almost, the line was pretty fine between the two parties.
> Touche.
> That's entirely subjective. I actually thought McCain would have done wonderfully, about the same as Obama has.

Yes, but an 8% rise is rather extreme. If you saw that 96% of whites voted Romney, I'm pretty fucking sure you'd be waving a red flag.

> I'm sorry, but a social safety net? Is that way unemployment lasts for ~2 years now? Is that why they introduce the "death board" for their medicare? Is that why they provide entitlements to people who don't need or deserve it? For instance my ex-girlfriend's parents owned a store. They are immigrants though, they receive food stamps because of their immigrant status, even though they make more money than my parents. That's not a safety net, it's an easily abused and extremely neglected (in terms of having moderation, not funds) system.
> I'm not being racist. Go look up statistics, blacks are less likely to succeed and more likely to be on hand out programs. Blacks are less likely to get through school and especially go to college. Blacks are blah blah blah. I'm sorry you don't like the truth, but it doesn't make it any less true you twat. No offense.
#48 - shangrula (11/07/2012) [-]
meanwhile all the little black kids in my school are rejoicing because get this, "The black man is BACK in office!" totally uneducated twats is what they are, they don't know any better.
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#76 - imyourdaddy (11/08/2012) [-]
implying the whites are politically informed and unbiased as well
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#68 - eldorito (11/08/2012) [-]
Those people at your school don't vote.
#265 - shangrula (11/09/2012) [-]
these kids are so dumb they were asking, "who are YOU voting for?" to each other and every other student around.. when quite obviously since we're all in the same age group and grade NONE of us can vote. and it mattered oh so much whether or not you said obama or not..
#70 - ancel (11/08/2012) [-]
Missed the point by a fucking mile. wow
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#75 - eldorito (11/08/2012) [-]
No, really. Those kids at your school don't know the issues. The "fun historical black guy president" thing is over.
#78 - ancel (11/08/2012) [-]
That's the other guy you twat, I live in Ireland and we all know how racist black are in american and how anti-white you people are.
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#85 - eldorito (11/08/2012) [-]
Whoa. You sound angry. And no, black people aren't racist here. You got the idea that black Americans are racist from funnyjunk, a cesspool of racism because edginess.
#266 - ancel (11/10/2012) [-]
And no, black people aren't racist here.
93% of blacks voted your current leader.
The New Black Panther Party is 13 times larger than the KKK and is killing white to this day while your media does not give a shit. Blacks are the most racist people in the west.

We've keep hearing about white getting killed because they're white in Europe and blacks bitch and moan about evil white man. They and the white guilt complex whites are scum and I hope they get what's coming to them.
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#46 - ancel (11/07/2012) [-]
Get a load of this guy.
#38 - ancel (11/07/2012) [-]
Don't worry, in Europe it's looking like a vote for your own race type situation too. Then we just kick blacks(and Muslims) out and we're all happier for it.

#114 - any ideas ? smaller font or caption in other place ?  [+] (1 reply) 10/21/2012 on After opening a pickle jar... 0
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#116 - pianoasis (10/21/2012) [-]
you could crop it out and replace the text with the title and description

it makes your content look orginal too
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