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#167 - Bitch please. And just for the record, Peter Parker's grandpar… 06/12/2012 on batman quite bitching +7
#17 - 1: Still not cool. Its just the new MLP. 2: Jesus, you are… 06/10/2012 on Jesus -9
#33 - Oh okay. I only used the AT4, so I'm just going with what I ha… 06/10/2012 on Genius 0
#28 - It determines the distance by how many rotations the rocket he…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/10/2012 on Genius 0
User avatar #32 - Konigsteiger (06/10/2012) [-]
Nah, the rocket detonates automatically after the fuze burns out. It does not spin rapidly at all; the fins only put a very nominal spin on it. Though most PG-7VL's (the most common rocket used globally for this system) are set to detonate at 920 metres, they CAN reach out to 1.100 metres. It does not have any sort of intelligent fuse like you have stated. It is merely a fuse burning down until it reaches the end, which happens to lie at right around 1.100 metres. (To make it shorter, the fuze is made shorter.)

Source: Trained with this weapon system as the Maavägi utilizes it in small numbers, alongside the Carl Gustav and the AT4.
User avatar #70 - truemox (06/10/2012) [-]
From what I've heard, the actual arming mechanism is activated by G-force from the acceleration of the secondary motor.
User avatar #133 - Konigsteiger (06/10/2012) [-]
The initial booster strip charge ignites the primary fuze as they are directly beside each other.
User avatar #33 - ktjacobs (06/10/2012) [-]
Oh okay. I only used the AT4, so I'm just going with what I have heard around the chow hall.
#237 - Okay, that is what I thought you meant but that **** … 06/06/2012 on Idea 0
#235 - I'm sorry, but I must ask; do you know how to proofread?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/06/2012 on Idea +4
User avatar #236 - pwnfrnzy (06/06/2012) [-]
>Prison
DAMNIT
Ment to put "Poison"
User avatar #237 - ktjacobs (06/06/2012) [-]
Okay, that is what I thought you meant but that shit was tripping me up. Typos and lack of sleep will seriously fuck you up. SRSLY.
#120 - try 20th anniversary gibson les paul custom. AUTHENTIC 20th an…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/05/2012 on Guitar OC +1
User avatar #145 - shnoople (06/05/2012) [-]
Nice. Like I said, can't afford a real Gibson yet.
#135 - kafudamapla (06/05/2012) [-]
My Ibanez Iceman, decorated with electric tape. I love my baby :3
#17 - **ktjacobs rolls 833,900,117** 05/24/2012 on Can you survive? 0
#16 - Comment deleted 05/24/2012 on Can you survive? 0
#357 - I believe you misspelled "Good judges of humor." 05/24/2012 on Shitstorms in FJ +3
#348 - Well just some advice, next time you try to make a joke, try t…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2012 on Shitstorms in FJ +1
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#357 - ktjacobs (05/24/2012) [-]
I believe you misspelled "Good judges of humor."
#344 - Obviously missing the point of this post by our actually non-fag OP.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/24/2012 on Shitstorms in FJ +4
#347 - russianbro has deleted their comment.
#348 - ktjacobs (05/24/2012) [-]
Well just some advice, next time you try to make a joke, try to be funny; its the only part you seem to be lacking.
#351 - russianbro has deleted their comment.
#357 - ktjacobs (05/24/2012) [-]
I believe you misspelled "Good judges of humor."
#8 - Can't really see everybody since this was taken by someone the… 05/19/2012 on Best Day of My Life +1
#6 - We got married at the magistrates office and they do the cerem…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/19/2012 on Best Day of My Life +1
User avatar #7 - trappedtime (05/19/2012) [-]
Cool, shouldn't there be more people, though? Or was this a more private ceremony?
User avatar #8 - ktjacobs (05/19/2012) [-]
Can't really see everybody since this was taken by someone there. But it was pretty exclusive, only about 10 people.
#4 - Bam son. Deal with it.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/19/2012 on Best Day of My Life +2
User avatar #5 - trappedtime (05/19/2012) [-]
That looks like a court room....





wut did u do
User avatar #6 - ktjacobs (05/19/2012) [-]
We got married at the magistrates office and they do the ceremony in the courtroom.
User avatar #7 - trappedtime (05/19/2012) [-]
Cool, shouldn't there be more people, though? Or was this a more private ceremony?
User avatar #8 - ktjacobs (05/19/2012) [-]
Can't really see everybody since this was taken by someone there. But it was pretty exclusive, only about 10 people.
#3 - Very well, I will post pics later tonight in the comments. 05/19/2012 on Best Day of My Life +1
#15 - False. I'm getting married at a courthouse in America in less … 05/18/2012 on Senators -1
#30 - AHA! I heard this joke like 5 years ago, but its funny again b… 05/18/2012 on Eating +2
#75 - already happened on /b/. o/b/vious troll is o/b/vious. 05/16/2012 on How to Join Anonymous +7
#72 - 8 hours and 100 thumbs later.....  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2012 on Now back at me +72
#645 - anonymous (05/15/2012) [-]
23h and 5300 thumbs
#755 - All hail the one true ruler of blackjack and hookers, the almi… 05/14/2012 on Why you should believe in God. +1
#51 - Also a resident of this backwards ass state of NC. Amendment o…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2012 on Oh He Mad 0
#53 - flameprintz (05/15/2012) [-]
Ha, I joined my friend to march in protest at the courthouse in gville. I would hate to leave this place though. I love the state itself, I just hate a lot of the people.
#41 - IDGAF if I bring the entirety of these cursed interwebs with m… 05/12/2012 on RANDOM FACTS-50 +4
#2 - H. Jon Benjamin 05/12/2012 on Like a voice boss 0
#21 - Word. 05/12/2012 on Whoa is an understatement +11
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User avatar #1 - broniesunited (12/16/2012) [-]
Was that guy a ******* idiot or what??
User avatar #2 to #1 - ktjacobs (12/16/2012) [-]
Not an idiot, really. Just ignorant.
User avatar #3 to #2 - broniesunited (12/16/2012) [-]
I can't stand anyone anymore... what the hell has our society become? ...
User avatar #4 to #3 - ktjacobs (12/16/2012) [-]
A large bag of **** .
User avatar #5 to #4 - broniesunited (12/16/2012) [-]
But anyways, I'm real sorry to hear about your friend man.. I know it must be hard.

And honestly.. those 3 things you said to that guy, it changes you, it stays with you, it haunts you... gave me cold chills... because you're absolutely right, it does..
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