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#3 - PUNCH LINE IN THE ******* TITLE, YOU *****…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/09/2012 on Toothbrush in the same color +97
#16 - dtox (12/09/2012) [-]
"burn until crispy"
User avatar #15 - hairydickfarts (12/09/2012) [-]
lol crispy
#5 - chadkromby (12/09/2012) [-]
Why do people read the title first?
User avatar #17 - vissova (12/09/2012) [-]
Are..... Are you joking? You're joking, right?
#11 - supersaiyajin (12/09/2012) [-]
Maybe because it's located at the top of the page in large pink text?
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#18 - I was upset because Tim Thomas was gonna take a year off, so I… 12/08/2012 on coolest dad ever 0
#18 - Picture 12/08/2012 on Happy Birthday, Mother Fucker. +1
#55 - it keeps ******* happening. maybe its just becaus… 12/07/2012 on 69 Decides which youtube... -2
#53 - well people keep thinking morgan freeman died. hes immortal, b…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2012 on 69 Decides which youtube... -2
User avatar #54 - hongkong (12/07/2012) [-]
HAHA
really??? I never heard him die once even.
User avatar #55 - ktjacobs (12/07/2012) [-]
it keeps fucking happening. maybe its just because i live around a large amount of potato people.
#1 - **ktjacobs rolls 04** 12/07/2012 on Well that makes a change -2
#51 - Comment deleted 12/07/2012 on 69 Decides which youtube... 0
#50 - just went and saw all the good soldiers of fj that actually di…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/07/2012 on 69 Decides which youtube... -2
User avatar #57 - jdboi (12/07/2012) [-]
Some dude is asking someone to prove it
User avatar #52 - hongkong (12/07/2012) [-]
it might be a lost cause .. i saw quite a few comment about it being a "death hoax"
would be funny it actually reached some kind of news and they thought it was true
User avatar #53 - ktjacobs (12/07/2012) [-]
well people keep thinking morgan freeman died. hes immortal, being that he's died 4 times now.
User avatar #54 - hongkong (12/07/2012) [-]
HAHA
really??? I never heard him die once even.
User avatar #55 - ktjacobs (12/07/2012) [-]
it keeps fucking happening. maybe its just because i live around a large amount of potato people.
#16 - Content about objects that can be used as a dildo? Begin the … 12/07/2012 on Flexible Ball Tripod -1
#1 - Never actually gotten to use this, so I'll just leave it here.…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2012 on Yo dawg +31
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#6 - aiicii (12/07/2012) [-]
damn it you beat me to it
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We hit the limit of spiderman posts, mission successful.
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#113 - Picture 12/05/2012 on wtf.... +15
#32 - Ezio Auditore da Firenze gets crazy on ecstasy. 12/04/2012 on Wut +2
#34 - *countries* Obviously grammar isn't something you learned in t… 10/03/2012 on criminals 0
#32 - Still haven't said what ******** you hail from. I…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/01/2012 on criminals 0
#33 - Tommovdv (10/01/2012) [-]
The netherlands. Also, patriotism is the stupidest shit. Just because you're born somewhere it's automatically the best country in the world? Shows how ignorant and stupid americunts are.

Also, I can tell everyone here to fuck off. It's not an american only trait or something. Name something that makes america so great that other country's dont have
User avatar #34 - ktjacobs (10/03/2012) [-]
*countries* Obviously grammar isn't something you learned in the Netherlands. And in case you weren't aware, our patriotism sets us apart. Obviously you haven't gotten that concept because you live in a shitty country. Because of our enormous amounts of freedom, we have respect for our country, even though it may have plenty of flaws.
#30 - Sure, accidents happen. That's why its war. And yeah we do wha…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/01/2012 on criminals 0
#31 - Tommovdv (10/01/2012) [-]
You're the reason why america will always be the home of the dumbest fucking people in the whole world. "Uh I'm an amerifag I can do whatever I want because I'm american, greatest goddamn country in the world bla bla." people like you should be shot, lined up and made an example of.

Oh and btw, its not a war. Its a bunch of assholes raiding another country because 2 towers collapsed. Thats not war, thats just bullying fucktard.
User avatar #32 - ktjacobs (10/01/2012) [-]
Still haven't said what shithole you hail from. I never said my country doesn't have its flaws, but every country does. And If you don't feel like you live in the best country in the world, either A) You are an ungrateful, unpatriotic fuck, or B) Your country actually sucks and you should move somewhere else. Try America, its not too bad. At least I can tell the president to fuck off legally.
#33 - Tommovdv (10/01/2012) [-]
The netherlands. Also, patriotism is the stupidest shit. Just because you're born somewhere it's automatically the best country in the world? Shows how ignorant and stupid americunts are.

Also, I can tell everyone here to fuck off. It's not an american only trait or something. Name something that makes america so great that other country's dont have
User avatar #34 - ktjacobs (10/03/2012) [-]
*countries* Obviously grammar isn't something you learned in the Netherlands. And in case you weren't aware, our patriotism sets us apart. Obviously you haven't gotten that concept because you live in a shitty country. Because of our enormous amounts of freedom, we have respect for our country, even though it may have plenty of flaws.
#28 - Yup, you got it. We've obviously just been going over there an…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/01/2012 on criminals 0
#29 - Tommovdv (10/01/2012) [-]
Yeah that must be the reason. They're too pussy to shoot up another country, No, the US are just a bunch of dumbasses that think they can do everything because they are the US. Shit is getting so fucked up there that your own army is starting to kill themselves. But I'm sure you only hit bad people. Yes I'm pretty sure not a single innocent civilian was hit in all those 11 years.
User avatar #30 - ktjacobs (10/01/2012) [-]
Sure, accidents happen. That's why its war. And yeah we do what the fuck we want because we fucking can, you don't like it, do something about it, asshole.
#31 - Tommovdv (10/01/2012) [-]
You're the reason why america will always be the home of the dumbest fucking people in the whole world. "Uh I'm an amerifag I can do whatever I want because I'm american, greatest goddamn country in the world bla bla." people like you should be shot, lined up and made an example of.

Oh and btw, its not a war. Its a bunch of assholes raiding another country because 2 towers collapsed. Thats not war, thats just bullying fucktard.
User avatar #32 - ktjacobs (10/01/2012) [-]
Still haven't said what shithole you hail from. I never said my country doesn't have its flaws, but every country does. And If you don't feel like you live in the best country in the world, either A) You are an ungrateful, unpatriotic fuck, or B) Your country actually sucks and you should move somewhere else. Try America, its not too bad. At least I can tell the president to fuck off legally.
#33 - Tommovdv (10/01/2012) [-]
The netherlands. Also, patriotism is the stupidest shit. Just because you're born somewhere it's automatically the best country in the world? Shows how ignorant and stupid americunts are.

Also, I can tell everyone here to fuck off. It's not an american only trait or something. Name something that makes america so great that other country's dont have
User avatar #34 - ktjacobs (10/03/2012) [-]
*countries* Obviously grammar isn't something you learned in the Netherlands. And in case you weren't aware, our patriotism sets us apart. Obviously you haven't gotten that concept because you live in a shitty country. Because of our enormous amounts of freedom, we have respect for our country, even though it may have plenty of flaws.
#26 - You're right, we should have just went and killed the same num…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/19/2012 on criminals 0
#27 - Tommovdv (09/19/2012) [-]
Yes because one attack gives you a free pass to shoot the shit out of another country for 10 years. Remember the bombing in Madrid? Spain didn't invade Iraq directly after that. Tell me, how will sending troops to that country make shit any better for the USA. People will just lose loved ones because they get shot or fucked up by some bomb. But by all means, keep sending them. Stay there for another 10 years, I'm sure the country will love you after that and tell that they're sorry for what one small group of extremists has done.
User avatar #28 - ktjacobs (10/01/2012) [-]
Yup, you got it. We've obviously just been going over there and killing everybody in the country. Not like we are just killing people that seek to harm others or anything. And Spain is a fucking pussy country, like France.
#29 - Tommovdv (10/01/2012) [-]
Yeah that must be the reason. They're too pussy to shoot up another country, No, the US are just a bunch of dumbasses that think they can do everything because they are the US. Shit is getting so fucked up there that your own army is starting to kill themselves. But I'm sure you only hit bad people. Yes I'm pretty sure not a single innocent civilian was hit in all those 11 years.
User avatar #30 - ktjacobs (10/01/2012) [-]
Sure, accidents happen. That's why its war. And yeah we do what the fuck we want because we fucking can, you don't like it, do something about it, asshole.
#31 - Tommovdv (10/01/2012) [-]
You're the reason why america will always be the home of the dumbest fucking people in the whole world. "Uh I'm an amerifag I can do whatever I want because I'm american, greatest goddamn country in the world bla bla." people like you should be shot, lined up and made an example of.

Oh and btw, its not a war. Its a bunch of assholes raiding another country because 2 towers collapsed. Thats not war, thats just bullying fucktard.
User avatar #32 - ktjacobs (10/01/2012) [-]
Still haven't said what shithole you hail from. I never said my country doesn't have its flaws, but every country does. And If you don't feel like you live in the best country in the world, either A) You are an ungrateful, unpatriotic fuck, or B) Your country actually sucks and you should move somewhere else. Try America, its not too bad. At least I can tell the president to fuck off legally.
#33 - Tommovdv (10/01/2012) [-]
The netherlands. Also, patriotism is the stupidest shit. Just because you're born somewhere it's automatically the best country in the world? Shows how ignorant and stupid americunts are.

Also, I can tell everyone here to fuck off. It's not an american only trait or something. Name something that makes america so great that other country's dont have
User avatar #34 - ktjacobs (10/03/2012) [-]
*countries* Obviously grammar isn't something you learned in the Netherlands. And in case you weren't aware, our patriotism sets us apart. Obviously you haven't gotten that concept because you live in a shitty country. Because of our enormous amounts of freedom, we have respect for our country, even though it may have plenty of flaws.
#15 - (Don't mention you're from North Carolina, they will think you…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/08/2012 on In A Parallel Universe +5
#32 - Kirbyman (08/09/2012) [-]
< Lives in NC
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#28 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2012 on KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS!!! 0
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#93 - Too soon bro. RIP Abe. 07/21/2012 on Booth +11
#267 - Actually, it could be construed to be a perfect example. When … 06/19/2012 on Movie Logic: Part Two +2
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User avatar #1 - broniesunited (12/16/2012) [-]
Was that guy a ******* idiot or what??
User avatar #2 to #1 - ktjacobs (12/16/2012) [-]
Not an idiot, really. Just ignorant.
User avatar #3 to #2 - broniesunited (12/16/2012) [-]
I can't stand anyone anymore... what the hell has our society become? ...
User avatar #4 to #3 - ktjacobs (12/16/2012) [-]
A large bag of **** .
User avatar #5 to #4 - broniesunited (12/16/2012) [-]
But anyways, I'm real sorry to hear about your friend man.. I know it must be hard.

And honestly.. those 3 things you said to that guy, it changes you, it stays with you, it haunts you... gave me cold chills... because you're absolutely right, it does..
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