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#56 - Just so everyone knows... Army-Soldier Marine Cor…  [+] (13 new replies) 02/24/2013 on I give up on everything +14
User avatar #111 - revengeforfreeze (01/22/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #88 - caesarslegion (02/25/2013) [-]
Army- Cannon Fodder
Marine Corp- Bullet Stopper
Air Force- Chair Force
Navy- Glorious Master Race of Sailors (Gavy)
Coast Guard- Puddle Jumping Coastie fag.
User avatar #77 - simplelife (02/24/2013) [-]
Navy - Sailor
User avatar #66 - garvielxloken (02/24/2013) [-]
Eh, I just call Coast Guard guys LEOs.
User avatar #67 - ktjacobs (02/24/2013) [-]
LEO's?
User avatar #68 - garvielxloken (02/24/2013) [-]
Short for Law Enforcement Officer. I know they're not, but they might as well be considering how often they work with local Law Enforcement agencies and whatnot.
User avatar #69 - ktjacobs (02/24/2013) [-]
They are Homeland Security now. They were Dept of Transportation. Not a branch of the military.
User avatar #72 - garvielxloken (02/24/2013) [-]
I'm sorry but i'm a little dense... >_< Could you explain to me the relevance of your statement? Sorry
User avatar #73 - ktjacobs (02/24/2013) [-]
Its a basic agreement and expansion of thought on what you just said. An agreement that they work with Customs and Law Enforcement more than as a branch of military.
Short version- I agree.
User avatar #74 - garvielxloken (02/24/2013) [-]
Oh okay, sweet.
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#60 - wickedsmart (02/24/2013) [-]
yeah, but as a sailor in the us navy, I don't like being called a seaman, because I am not one. Sailor is the correct generic term. Seaman is more specific to a set of rates neither engineering in nature nor dealing with aircraft. Those are fireman, and airman.
User avatar #61 - ktjacobs (02/24/2013) [-]
See, learn something new everyday. I didn't work with the Navy much. Army MP here.
#98 - Oh. Thank you my good sir. 02/24/2013 on it's science bitch 0
#185 - Yeah, this one fucked with my head a little bit. 02/24/2013 on Watch this and listen to 0
#87 - What did they say at first? Just wondering.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/24/2013 on it's science bitch 0
#97 - justthisonepost (02/24/2013) [-]
It had a picture of a girl from Suicide Girls, and she stated that after learning what was stated in the content, she went and gave her boyfriend a blowjob.
User avatar #105 - stardustamu (02/28/2013) [-]
I was sitting behind my bf's computer, how the hell should I know it's from something suicide ish. It was in his map with girls/porn. Ah well thanks for giving me a tip. Have a nice day.
User avatar #98 - ktjacobs (02/24/2013) [-]
Oh. Thank you my good sir.
#122 - So much want. I rarely give thumbs, even rarer still do i fav… 02/17/2013 on "Bro" quet +3
#684 - I love you, OP. I hope you have an amazing life. I searched t… 02/17/2013 on Funnyjunk, i have a... +4
#106 - What if it was a woman's voice on the tape? 02/17/2013 on RANDOM FACT - 66 0
#4996 - Just not in a basement... 02/17/2013 on What Kind of FJ'er are You? 0
#4988 - **ktjacobs rolls 3**  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2013 on What Kind of FJ'er are You? 0
#4996 - ktjacobs (02/17/2013) [-]
Just not in a basement...
#4982 - Comment deleted 02/17/2013 on What Kind of FJ'er are You? 0
#6 - Picture 02/12/2013 on Christopher Watkins +10
#52 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 02/12/2013 on I Hate It When FJ 0
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User avatar #54 - cutieskip (09/16/2013) [-]
go away
#132 - Just stop it. Your meme is bad and you should feel bad. Your… 02/09/2013 on African spaceprogram -1
#228 - How may the internet ever repay you, you fucking genius? 02/09/2013 on Russell Crowe +1
#230 - I quit.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2013 on Game of the year +1
#232 - Shmuck (02/04/2013) [-]
K. Have a good night.
#228 - just stop. youre scaring all of us. youre coming off very russ…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/04/2013 on Game of the year +1
#229 - Shmuck (02/04/2013) [-]
Moar?
User avatar #230 - ktjacobs (02/04/2013) [-]
I quit.
#232 - Shmuck (02/04/2013) [-]
K. Have a good night.
#226 - why do you have so many bear gifs?  [+] (5 new replies) 02/04/2013 on Game of the year +4
#227 - Shmuck (02/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #228 - ktjacobs (02/04/2013) [-]
just stop. youre scaring all of us. youre coming off very russian right now.
#229 - Shmuck (02/04/2013) [-]
Moar?
User avatar #230 - ktjacobs (02/04/2013) [-]
I quit.
#232 - Shmuck (02/04/2013) [-]
K. Have a good night.
#224 - I can never understand why you do not have more thumbs. 02/01/2013 on Touched by his noodly... 0
#26 - All of my wat goes to you. I felt like nothing would confuse … 01/31/2013 on Thug life 0
#41 - all of my wat. 01/19/2013 on Mr. Trihorn +2
#138 - My only regret is that I have but one thumb to give for yourmo… 12/28/2012 on mantis in the tree +1
#171 - Don't you just love that? Its like sex for your feels. 12/28/2012 on Slap of the Century 0
#18 - Can she do a Zabrak? 12/24/2012 on My friend makes hats what... 0
#14 - Hey guys, what's goin on ITT?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/24/2012 on DERRRRRRRR KITTY PORTAL +12
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User avatar #1 - broniesunited (12/16/2012) [-]
Was that guy a fucking idiot or what??
User avatar #2 to #1 - ktjacobs (12/16/2012) [-]
Not an idiot, really. Just ignorant.
User avatar #3 to #2 - broniesunited (12/16/2012) [-]
I can't stand anyone anymore... what the hell has our society become? ...
User avatar #4 to #3 - ktjacobs (12/16/2012) [-]
A large bag of shit.
User avatar #5 to #4 - broniesunited (12/16/2012) [-]
But anyways, I'm real sorry to hear about your friend man.. I know it must be hard.

And honestly.. those 3 things you said to that guy, it changes you, it stays with you, it haunts you... gave me cold chills... because you're absolutely right, it does..
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