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Date Signed Up:2/09/2012
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#14 - Picture 04/23/2013 on GNARLY 0
#76 - You were expecting a religious ********* , but I c… 04/22/2013 on Islamism in a nutshell +1
#75 - not sure if that should get a thumb up or down...  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2013 on *Roll Picture* 0
User avatar #76 - tarnis (04/09/2013) [-]
thought that as i wrote it.
#79 - Who ever made this has obviously never left their front lawn. 04/04/2013 on And Then There's Canada +1
#33 - Did no one else think about what REALLY happened here? /b/ not… 04/03/2013 on This is why I love /b/ +1
#1 - Everytime I see this Shawn of the Dead now I shall see Shawn a…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2013 on It's one of those posts, I... +2
User avatar #2 - crazyolitis (04/03/2013) [-]
I'm not the creator of this, but I'm glad that your life has been improved.
#62 - **ktjacobs rolls 6,402** **** it, why not? 04/02/2013 on Tattoo 0
#1 - Oh, North Carolina...you so crazy. 03/28/2013 on Oh craigslist 0
#6 - Picture 03/26/2013 on Hungry elephant 0
#43 - Quite sure that you have no idea what mach 1 really is.  [+] (5 new replies) 03/25/2013 on Meanwhile in Germany +10
User avatar #46 - donutzrawsum (03/25/2013) [-]
Which if I remember is 323 mph, so maybe it was a bit of an overstatement.
User avatar #55 - tls (03/25/2013) [-]
.....Mach 1 is the speed of sound. Which is certainly NOT 323mph. The speed of sound, I.E. Mach 1, is 768 mph. I'm may be sleep deprived, but I'm pretty damn sure that car was not doing 768. Just a hunch, though.
User avatar #234 - donutzrawsum (03/25/2013) [-]
761 according to google, but I admit my fault. I admit I had no idea what I was talking about. I apologize.
User avatar #241 - tls (03/25/2013) [-]
'sok. This is why I confirm that I'm right, even with something I am pretty sure is correct. The internet doesn't like people to be wrong about things you can quickly confirm.
User avatar #45 - donutzrawsum (03/25/2013) [-]
1 x speed of sound. That's without consulting google.
#3 - mfw I realize she works for the DMV from my state... 03/21/2013 on i sneaked a pic of some... -2
#9 - mfw Billy and Cathy are my parents names. 03/19/2013 on Skyrim Addict +1
#10 - Last time I heard that one, I fell off my dinosaur. 03/18/2013 on Moar Bar Jokes for you all +1
#45 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2013 on The Voices and Models of... +1
#46 - derpderpurface Comment deleted by ktjacobs
#8 - This post? YES! This channel, YES! ... Wait I had … 03/17/2013 on Archer +2
#41 - Not to mention the fact that they obviously don't know how to … 03/14/2013 on Silly NK. Thats not how... 0
#8 - And again with Solid Snake. 03/09/2013 on Just can't beat this fucker 0
#7 - Got him beat with Conway Twitty.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2013 on Just can't beat this fucker 0
User avatar #8 - ktjacobs (03/09/2013) [-]
And again with Solid Snake.
#4 - Still don't get it. Watched all 5:28 of it, my download speed … 03/09/2013 on EA Support +208
#12 - Good story, but definitely fake, or at least the details of hi… 03/09/2013 on WORTH THE READ -2
#13 - Not really racist since stores only put anti-theft devices on …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/09/2013 on Das Raciss +33
User avatar #22 - davidavidson (03/09/2013) [-]
Tell that to the black lady that bitched up a storm when she saw it today
User avatar #29 - urfunnyman (03/09/2013) [-]
well its not our fault that balck people, crazy white trash women and teens are the ones who steal the shit
we have the cases on all of our razors spider wraps on big boxed items, and square detector on them and inside them
#12 - Picture  [+] (10 new replies) 03/09/2013 on Das Raciss +1
User avatar #14 - davidavidson (03/09/2013) [-]
Who's this faggot?
#19 - theturkeyburger (03/09/2013) [-]
Faggot? Yeah, yeah, sure you didn't mean homosexual back there. You totally meant you just didn't like it. Thanks for the laugh.
#20 - davidavidson (03/09/2013) [-]
Oh boy. Someone has never been to Southy before. I'm sorry my bostonian vocabulary baffles you my under-educated friend.
User avatar #23 - theturkeyburger (03/09/2013) [-]
Oh god, I'm laughing even more now.
User avatar #24 - davidavidson (03/09/2013) [-]
No gif this time?
#25 - theturkeyburger (03/09/2013) [-]
No, no yuh-pffffffffthhahahahahahahha May-maybe we should just both shut up and just laugha t eachother's stupahahahaaaaaaaahhadghfshaskfgsaflgsaf Yes, i'm trying to get out of this easy, but I really am laughing
#26 - davidavidson (03/09/2013) [-]
I'm glad you sensed my sarcasm with the Bostonian vocabulary comment. You might not be half bad... faggot
#28 - theturkeyburger (03/09/2013) [-]
shit wrong gif Now i'm laughing at that too
User avatar #45 - kamusioso (03/10/2013) [-]
LOOK AT ALL THE PRETTY LINES!!!
#27 - theturkeyburger (03/09/2013) [-]
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#21 - Comment deleted 03/08/2013 on Non-Judgement Thread 0
#2 - The only thing I could think of was "What hockey game did… 03/08/2013 on Ordinary Muslim Man Comp 3 +1
#22 - 704 03/06/2013 on Saw this on the road today +1
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User avatar #1 - broniesunited (12/16/2012) [-]
Was that guy a ******* idiot or what??
User avatar #2 to #1 - ktjacobs (12/16/2012) [-]
Not an idiot, really. Just ignorant.
User avatar #3 to #2 - broniesunited (12/16/2012) [-]
I can't stand anyone anymore... what the hell has our society become? ...
User avatar #4 to #3 - ktjacobs (12/16/2012) [-]
A large bag of **** .
User avatar #5 to #4 - broniesunited (12/16/2012) [-]
But anyways, I'm real sorry to hear about your friend man.. I know it must be hard.

And honestly.. those 3 things you said to that guy, it changes you, it stays with you, it haunts you... gave me cold chills... because you're absolutely right, it does..
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