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#139 - I just remembered hearing about a case in the early 2000's in … 09/09/2013 on just don't 0
#137 - Alcohol is a fickle bitch. Smoke weed one, and you'll piss ho…  [+] (14 new replies) 09/09/2013 on just don't 0
User avatar #138 - thirdjess (09/09/2013) [-]
What about a liver screen? I'm actually going to the docs tomorrow to get the results for a liver and kidney screen.
User avatar #141 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
A liver screen (to the best of my knowledge) will show if there is a history of chronic alcohol use, but won't show alcohol in the system if the blood doesn't. Since the liver filters out the alcohol and is what takes it out of the blood, I would think that it would dissolve the alcohol pretty quickly. I could be wrong on that one.
User avatar #142 - thirdjess (09/09/2013) [-]
I'll ask my Doc tomorrow then!
User avatar #144 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
Actually, do me a favor and let me know what he says. That info could be helpful in my career field.
User avatar #145 - thirdjess (09/09/2013) [-]
She but yep will do! I just put a stickynote on my monitor to remind me.
User avatar #146 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
She. There I go sounding sexist.
User avatar #147 - thirdjess (09/09/2013) [-]
Haha general rule of thumb is people go to see doctors who are their gender. I'm not sure if you picked up on my being-a-woman-ness from the picture and username but there you go.
User avatar #148 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
Well, I feel like that kinda depends on what kind of doctor you're looking for. For example, I (male) have my regular physician (male), my cardiologist (female), and my orthopedic doctor (male). However, if I ever found myself looking for a eurologist, I would probably find a female doctor. Same for proctologist. There are some things that I just don't want a male doctor to do.
User avatar #151 - thirdjess (09/09/2013) [-]
I meant for just GP sorta doctors. You know it's weird, men going to a proctologist seek a woman out of comfort and women going to a gynocologist seek a woman out of comfort.
User avatar #152 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
I makes sense to me. Nobody trusts men when it comes to sex! I don't want him near my junk because frankly, its just awkward and weird. You don't want a male gyno because hey, you know what, its kinda weird.
User avatar #155 - thirdjess (09/09/2013) [-]
I just feel like despite the fact that they studied for years on end, a male gyno is flying blind a little bit.
User avatar #156 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
Haha. Not many things actually make me laugh out loud like that. But I feel like you are probably right.
User avatar #157 - thirdjess (09/09/2013) [-]
It still boggles my mind that most men don't understand that the vagina is 5 inches deep on average. Anyway, it's 1:30am here in the land down under appropriate pun, don't you think? so I'm off to bed. Nice to meet you and good luck in law!
User avatar #158 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
True. Nice meeting you! Let me know how that doc visit turns out! Goodnight.
#135 - Prior consent also doesn't count. If at 6pm, she is sober and … 09/09/2013 on just don't 0
#132 - Still nothing. The consent DOES NOT COUNT as long as she is dr…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/09/2013 on just don't 0
#133 - neelix (09/09/2013) [-]
Calm down, captain caps. What about her giving concent while sober, before drinking? Also, how is it determined when she's drunk or sober - her word vs yours?
User avatar #135 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
Prior consent also doesn't count. If at 6pm, she is sober and says "Hey I want you to fuck me tonight," but the act doesn't occur then, the consent is considered null and void. That law is in place so you can't go rape your ex and claim she consented once therefore you can get it whenever you want. And unfortunately, usually it is word against word unless there are witnesses, blood/breath tests, videos, or any other definitive proof, which there usually isn't.
#130 - Again, as long as she is drunk, even having a signed, notorize…  [+] (16 new replies) 09/09/2013 on just don't 0
User avatar #134 - thirdjess (09/09/2013) [-]
Do you know how quickly blood alcohol levers drop? Like say someone gets absolutely piss drunk to the point they can't even stand on their own, but they wake up the next day having slept it all off, is it possible to test the blood to see how drunk they were the previous night?
User avatar #137 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
Alcohol is a fickle bitch. Smoke weed one, and you'll piss hot for about 2 weeks. Alcohol, its out of the blood stream within hours. It makes it incredibly hard to create a rape defense because of exactly that.
User avatar #138 - thirdjess (09/09/2013) [-]
What about a liver screen? I'm actually going to the docs tomorrow to get the results for a liver and kidney screen.
User avatar #141 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
A liver screen (to the best of my knowledge) will show if there is a history of chronic alcohol use, but won't show alcohol in the system if the blood doesn't. Since the liver filters out the alcohol and is what takes it out of the blood, I would think that it would dissolve the alcohol pretty quickly. I could be wrong on that one.
User avatar #142 - thirdjess (09/09/2013) [-]
I'll ask my Doc tomorrow then!
User avatar #144 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
Actually, do me a favor and let me know what he says. That info could be helpful in my career field.
User avatar #145 - thirdjess (09/09/2013) [-]
She but yep will do! I just put a stickynote on my monitor to remind me.
User avatar #146 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
She. There I go sounding sexist.
User avatar #147 - thirdjess (09/09/2013) [-]
Haha general rule of thumb is people go to see doctors who are their gender. I'm not sure if you picked up on my being-a-woman-ness from the picture and username but there you go.
User avatar #148 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
Well, I feel like that kinda depends on what kind of doctor you're looking for. For example, I (male) have my regular physician (male), my cardiologist (female), and my orthopedic doctor (male). However, if I ever found myself looking for a eurologist, I would probably find a female doctor. Same for proctologist. There are some things that I just don't want a male doctor to do.
User avatar #151 - thirdjess (09/09/2013) [-]
I meant for just GP sorta doctors. You know it's weird, men going to a proctologist seek a woman out of comfort and women going to a gynocologist seek a woman out of comfort.
User avatar #152 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
I makes sense to me. Nobody trusts men when it comes to sex! I don't want him near my junk because frankly, its just awkward and weird. You don't want a male gyno because hey, you know what, its kinda weird.
User avatar #155 - thirdjess (09/09/2013) [-]
I just feel like despite the fact that they studied for years on end, a male gyno is flying blind a little bit.
User avatar #156 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
Haha. Not many things actually make me laugh out loud like that. But I feel like you are probably right.
User avatar #157 - thirdjess (09/09/2013) [-]
It still boggles my mind that most men don't understand that the vagina is 5 inches deep on average. Anyway, it's 1:30am here in the land down under appropriate pun, don't you think? so I'm off to bed. Nice to meet you and good luck in law!
User avatar #158 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
True. Nice meeting you! Let me know how that doc visit turns out! Goodnight.
#123 - Unfortunately, no. If they are both drunk, they really could h… 09/09/2013 on just don't 0
#121 - Hate to be that guy, but technically, the law states that if s…  [+] (25 new replies) 09/09/2013 on just don't +1
#129 - neelix (09/09/2013) [-]
What if you get video evidence of her concenting while drunk?
User avatar #132 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
Still nothing. The consent DOES NOT COUNT as long as she is drunk. Ever. Period.
#133 - neelix (09/09/2013) [-]
Calm down, captain caps. What about her giving concent while sober, before drinking? Also, how is it determined when she's drunk or sober - her word vs yours?
User avatar #135 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
Prior consent also doesn't count. If at 6pm, she is sober and says "Hey I want you to fuck me tonight," but the act doesn't occur then, the consent is considered null and void. That law is in place so you can't go rape your ex and claim she consented once therefore you can get it whenever you want. And unfortunately, usually it is word against word unless there are witnesses, blood/breath tests, videos, or any other definitive proof, which there usually isn't.
User avatar #128 - thirdjess (09/09/2013) [-]
It's so unfortunate girls pull this shit and if it were me, and some chick was trying to say I raped her I'd tell get a lawyer and say she was trying to get away with raping me by playing the victim. Also something I tell all my friends (I don't drink so..) is to vine/instagram the chick giving consent. Vine or Instagram so you have the exact date and time.
User avatar #130 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
Again, as long as she is drunk, even having a signed, notorized contract showing consent means literally nothing. A vine would probably hurt your case more than help it if she seems drunk in the vine. If she seems sober, however, you might be golden. Its a huge legal sink-hole that still needs to be fixed, but everyone needs to be protected, male and female. We obviously don't want people getting raped, but also we don't want people being falsely accused of rape.
User avatar #134 - thirdjess (09/09/2013) [-]
Do you know how quickly blood alcohol levers drop? Like say someone gets absolutely piss drunk to the point they can't even stand on their own, but they wake up the next day having slept it all off, is it possible to test the blood to see how drunk they were the previous night?
User avatar #137 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
Alcohol is a fickle bitch. Smoke weed one, and you'll piss hot for about 2 weeks. Alcohol, its out of the blood stream within hours. It makes it incredibly hard to create a rape defense because of exactly that.
User avatar #138 - thirdjess (09/09/2013) [-]
What about a liver screen? I'm actually going to the docs tomorrow to get the results for a liver and kidney screen.
User avatar #141 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
A liver screen (to the best of my knowledge) will show if there is a history of chronic alcohol use, but won't show alcohol in the system if the blood doesn't. Since the liver filters out the alcohol and is what takes it out of the blood, I would think that it would dissolve the alcohol pretty quickly. I could be wrong on that one.
User avatar #142 - thirdjess (09/09/2013) [-]
I'll ask my Doc tomorrow then!
User avatar #144 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
Actually, do me a favor and let me know what he says. That info could be helpful in my career field.
User avatar #145 - thirdjess (09/09/2013) [-]
She but yep will do! I just put a stickynote on my monitor to remind me.
User avatar #146 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
She. There I go sounding sexist.
User avatar #147 - thirdjess (09/09/2013) [-]
Haha general rule of thumb is people go to see doctors who are their gender. I'm not sure if you picked up on my being-a-woman-ness from the picture and username but there you go.
User avatar #148 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
Well, I feel like that kinda depends on what kind of doctor you're looking for. For example, I (male) have my regular physician (male), my cardiologist (female), and my orthopedic doctor (male). However, if I ever found myself looking for a eurologist, I would probably find a female doctor. Same for proctologist. There are some things that I just don't want a male doctor to do.
User avatar #151 - thirdjess (09/09/2013) [-]
I meant for just GP sorta doctors. You know it's weird, men going to a proctologist seek a woman out of comfort and women going to a gynocologist seek a woman out of comfort.
User avatar #152 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
I makes sense to me. Nobody trusts men when it comes to sex! I don't want him near my junk because frankly, its just awkward and weird. You don't want a male gyno because hey, you know what, its kinda weird.
User avatar #155 - thirdjess (09/09/2013) [-]
I just feel like despite the fact that they studied for years on end, a male gyno is flying blind a little bit.
User avatar #156 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
Haha. Not many things actually make me laugh out loud like that. But I feel like you are probably right.
User avatar #157 - thirdjess (09/09/2013) [-]
It still boggles my mind that most men don't understand that the vagina is 5 inches deep on average. Anyway, it's 1:30am here in the land down under appropriate pun, don't you think? so I'm off to bed. Nice to meet you and good luck in law!
User avatar #158 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
True. Nice meeting you! Let me know how that doc visit turns out! Goodnight.
#122 - thebjur (09/09/2013) [-]
I can see how that line i blurry if the guy is sober. But if their both drunk..
User avatar #139 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
I just remembered hearing about a case in the early 2000's in which the defendant claimed because he was also intoxicated, he was unable to determine if the sex was actually consentual. He claimed that if the plaintiff was in no state of mind to consent to sex, he was in no state to understand the difference between drunk-and-consenting and actual consent. I believe he actually won his case, so that may be a good defense, so long as you have a good lawyer and he draws heavily on legal precedent.
User avatar #123 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
Unfortunately, no. If they are both drunk, they really could have a case on each other for rape. I wouldn't want to be the judge in that case.
#209 - Agreed. I firmly believe that a child is better off with 2 med…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2013 on Up until it became a web of... 0
User avatar #210 - Sethorein (08/06/2013) [-]
Ya, the guy replying to me was odd... he asked me if I was american... I replied no so he stopped replying... my guess is he was gonna make a prejudiced insult but couldn't so he had nothing left to say.
#205 - I just don't want to be the guy that makes people not want to …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Up until it became a web of... 0
User avatar #206 - Sethorein (08/06/2013) [-]
Good Good. No harm done. Now to deal with another guy who called me a thumbwhore for pointing out a lie being espoused by an anon about the sociological findings that find homosexuals to be bad parents... they don't exist.
User avatar #209 - ktjacobs (08/06/2013) [-]
Agreed. I firmly believe that a child is better off with 2 mediocre gay parents than in the best orphanage or foster home.
User avatar #210 - Sethorein (08/06/2013) [-]
Ya, the guy replying to me was odd... he asked me if I was american... I replied no so he stopped replying... my guess is he was gonna make a prejudiced insult but couldn't so he had nothing left to say.
#202 - The problem was that it was too much sarcasm. Laid on way thic…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Up until it became a web of... 0
User avatar #203 - Sethorein (08/06/2013) [-]
Ya, you just saved yourself a contemptuous "I'm real sorry someone shat in your oatmeal this morning, buddy" reply.

I don't take anything seriously. Generally the more absurd the better in my eyes. Guess outside of friendly people still take themselves seriously..
User avatar #205 - ktjacobs (08/06/2013) [-]
I just don't want to be the guy that makes people not want to live on this planet anymore, so I shan't be a troll, unless a troll is necessary.
User avatar #206 - Sethorein (08/06/2013) [-]
Good Good. No harm done. Now to deal with another guy who called me a thumbwhore for pointing out a lie being espoused by an anon about the sociological findings that find homosexuals to be bad parents... they don't exist.
User avatar #209 - ktjacobs (08/06/2013) [-]
Agreed. I firmly believe that a child is better off with 2 mediocre gay parents than in the best orphanage or foster home.
User avatar #210 - Sethorein (08/06/2013) [-]
Ya, the guy replying to me was odd... he asked me if I was american... I replied no so he stopped replying... my guess is he was gonna make a prejudiced insult but couldn't so he had nothing left to say.
#199 - Wow. Hilarious. That was the funniest thing I have ever read. …  [+] (7 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Up until it became a web of... 0
User avatar #200 - Sethorein (08/06/2013) [-]
...you really couldn't catch the sarcasm in my entire comment?
User avatar #202 - ktjacobs (08/06/2013) [-]
The problem was that it was too much sarcasm. Laid on way thick. And hey, I just want to say I'm sorry about the cancer comment. That was a bit harsh. For all I know, you could have lost a loved one to cancer, and I would have just reminded you of that. I apologize, and hope you can understand that I don't want to become that kind of douche over the internet.
User avatar #203 - Sethorein (08/06/2013) [-]
Ya, you just saved yourself a contemptuous "I'm real sorry someone shat in your oatmeal this morning, buddy" reply.

I don't take anything seriously. Generally the more absurd the better in my eyes. Guess outside of friendly people still take themselves seriously..
User avatar #205 - ktjacobs (08/06/2013) [-]
I just don't want to be the guy that makes people not want to live on this planet anymore, so I shan't be a troll, unless a troll is necessary.
User avatar #206 - Sethorein (08/06/2013) [-]
Good Good. No harm done. Now to deal with another guy who called me a thumbwhore for pointing out a lie being espoused by an anon about the sociological findings that find homosexuals to be bad parents... they don't exist.
User avatar #209 - ktjacobs (08/06/2013) [-]
Agreed. I firmly believe that a child is better off with 2 mediocre gay parents than in the best orphanage or foster home.
User avatar #210 - Sethorein (08/06/2013) [-]
Ya, the guy replying to me was odd... he asked me if I was american... I replied no so he stopped replying... my guess is he was gonna make a prejudiced insult but couldn't so he had nothing left to say.
#70 - >Be regretful amerifag >-hockey is irrelevant- &… 08/05/2013 on I'm not even sorry, eh -3
#157 - ******* are the superior race. 07/31/2013 on I want to see where this goes -2
#8 - i turned around thinking it was a clicker. damn near blew hew … 07/27/2013 on The Last Of Us 0
#426 - **ktjacobs rolled a random image posted in comment #144 at … 07/27/2013 on scroll then roll 0
#69 - Infant and ps3 con troll er. What is this glorious union? 07/17/2013 on Time for randomness 0
#12 - 31B here. Trained in Lost in the Woods with the 74d's.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2013 on army CBRN +1
User avatar #16 - pokemasterbaker (07/18/2013) [-]
31A!
#145 - No **** . After this playoff performance, he isn'… 05/27/2013 on Whoopi 0
#31 - GTFO, you had your cup a few years ago, and you can have in ba… 05/26/2013 on Whoopi 0
#25 - he kinda is an enforcer target... wouldnt want him being the n…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/26/2013 on Whoopi 0
User avatar #26 - LungsOfThunder (05/26/2013) [-]
haha yeah thats another reason why i hate ockey reporters everyones so far up crosby's ass its retarded
#32 - bazda (05/26/2013) [-]
Crosby and fucking Lundqvist. They never stfu about lundqvist. The Bruins 4th line scored like 3 or 4 goals on him in the last series and they still never shut up about how he's the greatest goal tender EVER.

That putz is mediocre at best.
User avatar #36 - LungsOfThunder (05/26/2013) [-]
hahaha i fucking know right "king henrick" i was watching one of the penguin ottowa games and crosby was the fifth person to touch the puck before the goal and the announcers said "oh god look at that pass from crosby thats magnifesence i just wanna crawl up his butthole and live up there"
#37 - bazda (05/26/2013) [-]
Or if the pens score a goal and he's on the bench, the immediately get a camera shot of him, as if he had something to do with it, even though he's off the ice.
User avatar #38 - LungsOfThunder (05/26/2013) [-]
hahahaha my brother says the same thing another time after he came back from shattering his jaw against ottowa he was behind the goal and 2 ottowa defenseman skated up to him and wouldnt hit him
#20 - I look at Couture just like I look at Tyler Seguin and Taylor …  [+] (7 new replies) 05/26/2013 on Whoopi 0
User avatar #21 - LungsOfThunder (05/26/2013) [-]
prettymuch, i just hope tarasenko plays out for us i know he will as long as he doesnt keep getting elbowed in the head by lumberjackbuttfucks on loser teams
User avatar #25 - ktjacobs (05/26/2013) [-]
he kinda is an enforcer target... wouldnt want him being the next crosby (as far as head injuries and general pussy-ness)
User avatar #26 - LungsOfThunder (05/26/2013) [-]
haha yeah thats another reason why i hate ockey reporters everyones so far up crosby's ass its retarded
#32 - bazda (05/26/2013) [-]
Crosby and fucking Lundqvist. They never stfu about lundqvist. The Bruins 4th line scored like 3 or 4 goals on him in the last series and they still never shut up about how he's the greatest goal tender EVER.

That putz is mediocre at best.
User avatar #36 - LungsOfThunder (05/26/2013) [-]
hahaha i fucking know right "king henrick" i was watching one of the penguin ottowa games and crosby was the fifth person to touch the puck before the goal and the announcers said "oh god look at that pass from crosby thats magnifesence i just wanna crawl up his butthole and live up there"
#37 - bazda (05/26/2013) [-]
Or if the pens score a goal and he's on the bench, the immediately get a camera shot of him, as if he had something to do with it, even though he's off the ice.
User avatar #38 - LungsOfThunder (05/26/2013) [-]
hahahaha my brother says the same thing another time after he came back from shattering his jaw against ottowa he was behind the goal and 2 ottowa defenseman skated up to him and wouldnt hit him
#17 - Joe Thornton is the only reason I even watch the Sharks. And …  [+] (9 new replies) 05/26/2013 on Whoopi 0
User avatar #19 - LungsOfThunder (05/26/2013) [-]
after we won the first two games i was like holy shit we got this, i fuckin hate watching games played in the staples center, and dont forget about couture that kids gonna be great
User avatar #20 - ktjacobs (05/26/2013) [-]
I look at Couture just like I look at Tyler Seguin and Taylor Hall; these are your next gen Gretzkys, Howes, and Orrs.
User avatar #21 - LungsOfThunder (05/26/2013) [-]
prettymuch, i just hope tarasenko plays out for us i know he will as long as he doesnt keep getting elbowed in the head by lumberjackbuttfucks on loser teams
User avatar #25 - ktjacobs (05/26/2013) [-]
he kinda is an enforcer target... wouldnt want him being the next crosby (as far as head injuries and general pussy-ness)
User avatar #26 - LungsOfThunder (05/26/2013) [-]
haha yeah thats another reason why i hate ockey reporters everyones so far up crosby's ass its retarded
#32 - bazda (05/26/2013) [-]
Crosby and fucking Lundqvist. They never stfu about lundqvist. The Bruins 4th line scored like 3 or 4 goals on him in the last series and they still never shut up about how he's the greatest goal tender EVER.

That putz is mediocre at best.
User avatar #36 - LungsOfThunder (05/26/2013) [-]
hahaha i fucking know right "king henrick" i was watching one of the penguin ottowa games and crosby was the fifth person to touch the puck before the goal and the announcers said "oh god look at that pass from crosby thats magnifesence i just wanna crawl up his butthole and live up there"
#37 - bazda (05/26/2013) [-]
Or if the pens score a goal and he's on the bench, the immediately get a camera shot of him, as if he had something to do with it, even though he's off the ice.
User avatar #38 - LungsOfThunder (05/26/2013) [-]
hahahaha my brother says the same thing another time after he came back from shattering his jaw against ottowa he was behind the goal and 2 ottowa defenseman skated up to him and wouldnt hit him
#15 - wait, the kings actually have fans? no, im a bruin through and…  [+] (13 new replies) 05/26/2013 on Whoopi 0
#29 - bazda (05/26/2013) [-]
Yeah Bruins!

How about that Krug kid? He ain't goin back to the minors!
User avatar #145 - ktjacobs (05/27/2013) [-]
No shit. After this playoff performance, he isn't going anywhere.
User avatar #16 - LungsOfThunder (05/26/2013) [-]
well if the sharks lose im rooting for the bruins and im pretty sure all kings fans are mentally retarded. but blues are my top team we just need a pure goal scorer and well be ready
User avatar #17 - ktjacobs (05/26/2013) [-]
Joe Thornton is the only reason I even watch the Sharks. And I have a lot of respect for the Blues, thought you guys would make it through the first round at least.
User avatar #19 - LungsOfThunder (05/26/2013) [-]
after we won the first two games i was like holy shit we got this, i fuckin hate watching games played in the staples center, and dont forget about couture that kids gonna be great
User avatar #20 - ktjacobs (05/26/2013) [-]
I look at Couture just like I look at Tyler Seguin and Taylor Hall; these are your next gen Gretzkys, Howes, and Orrs.
User avatar #21 - LungsOfThunder (05/26/2013) [-]
prettymuch, i just hope tarasenko plays out for us i know he will as long as he doesnt keep getting elbowed in the head by lumberjackbuttfucks on loser teams
User avatar #25 - ktjacobs (05/26/2013) [-]
he kinda is an enforcer target... wouldnt want him being the next crosby (as far as head injuries and general pussy-ness)
User avatar #26 - LungsOfThunder (05/26/2013) [-]
haha yeah thats another reason why i hate ockey reporters everyones so far up crosby's ass its retarded
#32 - bazda (05/26/2013) [-]
Crosby and fucking Lundqvist. They never stfu about lundqvist. The Bruins 4th line scored like 3 or 4 goals on him in the last series and they still never shut up about how he's the greatest goal tender EVER.

That putz is mediocre at best.
User avatar #36 - LungsOfThunder (05/26/2013) [-]
hahaha i fucking know right "king henrick" i was watching one of the penguin ottowa games and crosby was the fifth person to touch the puck before the goal and the announcers said "oh god look at that pass from crosby thats magnifesence i just wanna crawl up his butthole and live up there"
#37 - bazda (05/26/2013) [-]
Or if the pens score a goal and he's on the bench, the immediately get a camera shot of him, as if he had something to do with it, even though he's off the ice.
User avatar #38 - LungsOfThunder (05/26/2013) [-]
hahahaha my brother says the same thing another time after he came back from shattering his jaw against ottowa he was behind the goal and 2 ottowa defenseman skated up to him and wouldnt hit him
#6 - You have received my thumb because I simply hope you are actua…  [+] (20 new replies) 05/26/2013 on Whoopi -1
#14 - LungsOfThunder (05/26/2013) [-]
if youre a kings fan fuck right off; if your not lets be best friends. i dont have a joe thornton picture or i would've posted that
#22 - tdidy (05/26/2013) [-]
come on guys we know the real winners
User avatar #31 - ktjacobs (05/26/2013) [-]
GTFO, you had your cup a few years ago, and you can have in back next decade. Go cry in a corner, knowing your team is just mismatched for this series.
User avatar #23 - LungsOfThunder (05/26/2013) [-]
pffffffffff no way. fluke season. detroits about to shit on them probably wouldve went to overtime if toewes hadnt fell in to the boards by himself and got abdelkader a bullshit penalty (no personal offense but i wanna murder people who were hawks jereseys to blues home games)
User avatar #24 - LungsOfThunder (05/26/2013) [-]
wear*
#148 - tdidy (05/28/2013) [-]
hows it feel?
User avatar #15 - ktjacobs (05/26/2013) [-]
wait, the kings actually have fans? no, im a bruin through and through. love the canucks though.
#29 - bazda (05/26/2013) [-]
Yeah Bruins!

How about that Krug kid? He ain't goin back to the minors!
User avatar #145 - ktjacobs (05/27/2013) [-]
No shit. After this playoff performance, he isn't going anywhere.
User avatar #16 - LungsOfThunder (05/26/2013) [-]
well if the sharks lose im rooting for the bruins and im pretty sure all kings fans are mentally retarded. but blues are my top team we just need a pure goal scorer and well be ready
User avatar #17 - ktjacobs (05/26/2013) [-]
Joe Thornton is the only reason I even watch the Sharks. And I have a lot of respect for the Blues, thought you guys would make it through the first round at least.
User avatar #19 - LungsOfThunder (05/26/2013) [-]
after we won the first two games i was like holy shit we got this, i fuckin hate watching games played in the staples center, and dont forget about couture that kids gonna be great
User avatar #20 - ktjacobs (05/26/2013) [-]
I look at Couture just like I look at Tyler Seguin and Taylor Hall; these are your next gen Gretzkys, Howes, and Orrs.
User avatar #21 - LungsOfThunder (05/26/2013) [-]
prettymuch, i just hope tarasenko plays out for us i know he will as long as he doesnt keep getting elbowed in the head by lumberjackbuttfucks on loser teams
User avatar #25 - ktjacobs (05/26/2013) [-]
he kinda is an enforcer target... wouldnt want him being the next crosby (as far as head injuries and general pussy-ness)
User avatar #26 - LungsOfThunder (05/26/2013) [-]
haha yeah thats another reason why i hate ockey reporters everyones so far up crosby's ass its retarded
#32 - bazda (05/26/2013) [-]
Crosby and fucking Lundqvist. They never stfu about lundqvist. The Bruins 4th line scored like 3 or 4 goals on him in the last series and they still never shut up about how he's the greatest goal tender EVER.

That putz is mediocre at best.
User avatar #36 - LungsOfThunder (05/26/2013) [-]
hahaha i fucking know right "king henrick" i was watching one of the penguin ottowa games and crosby was the fifth person to touch the puck before the goal and the announcers said "oh god look at that pass from crosby thats magnifesence i just wanna crawl up his butthole and live up there"
#37 - bazda (05/26/2013) [-]
Or if the pens score a goal and he's on the bench, the immediately get a camera shot of him, as if he had something to do with it, even though he's off the ice.
User avatar #38 - LungsOfThunder (05/26/2013) [-]
hahahaha my brother says the same thing another time after he came back from shattering his jaw against ottowa he was behind the goal and 2 ottowa defenseman skated up to him and wouldnt hit him
#14 - Middle school has gotten so ******* metal. 05/26/2013 on I'll fukin wreck u m8 +3
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User avatar #1 - broniesunited (12/16/2012) [-]
Was that guy a ******* idiot or what??
User avatar #2 to #1 - ktjacobs (12/16/2012) [-]
Not an idiot, really. Just ignorant.
User avatar #3 to #2 - broniesunited (12/16/2012) [-]
I can't stand anyone anymore... what the hell has our society become? ...
User avatar #4 to #3 - ktjacobs (12/16/2012) [-]
A large bag of **** .
User avatar #5 to #4 - broniesunited (12/16/2012) [-]
But anyways, I'm real sorry to hear about your friend man.. I know it must be hard.

And honestly.. those 3 things you said to that guy, it changes you, it stays with you, it haunts you... gave me cold chills... because you're absolutely right, it does..
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