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#19 - Blankets. How do those work? 10/27/2013 on He knows 0
#34 - That awkward moment when you try to troll too hard.... … 10/11/2013 on Cutting The Lawn +2
#6 - Also, kangaroos are just T-Rex deer. 10/09/2013 on Dogmaids +7
#73 - born 1991. I had like 8 gold cards. no charizard. 10/06/2013 on I remember all of this 0
#26 - im outt 10/01/2013 on *spoilers* 0
#24 - yo momma is so fat and poor, she uses a vcr as a pretend pager… 10/01/2013 on Yo Momma 0
#9 - bella123cats didn't cover the name on the "you're a faggo…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/01/2013 on Anonymous vs. the Navy Seals -1
#12 - Womens Study Major (10/01/2013) [-]
It's not the same name
#22 - Thank you for putting a spoiler alert. I'm at the beginning of…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/01/2013 on *spoilers* 0
User avatar #25 - WinnerofTheGame (10/01/2013) [-]
Skylar has a dick #spoiler
#26 - ktjacobs (10/01/2013) [-]
im outt
#21 - heh. i love that show. 10/01/2013 on *spoilers* +1
#385 - Lookin good SPC. Wanna get promoted and make me stand at atten… 09/27/2013 on Potty Badge 0
#384 - There are just no words.... 09/27/2013 on Potty Badge 0
#374 - *Sigh* Why does every thread have to have one person like you…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2013 on Potty Badge -2
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#115 - Picture 09/26/2013 on (16) +1
#108 - You sir, win 7 internets.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/26/2013 on (16) +4
#110 - jpthecursed (09/26/2013) [-]
Why, thank you!
#115 - ktjacobs (09/26/2013) [-]
#84 - Then someone else should make the comment "But riding a t…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/26/2013 on (16) +20
#107 - jpthecursed (09/26/2013) [-]
Made this just for you.
#241 - Womens Study Major (09/26/2013) [-]
You should post that as content thats some good contenr
User avatar #108 - ktjacobs (09/26/2013) [-]
You sir, win 7 internets.
#110 - jpthecursed (09/26/2013) [-]
Why, thank you!
#115 - ktjacobs (09/26/2013) [-]
#5 - Just watched Lilo & Stitch earlier today. Cried like a… 09/18/2013 on You're not forgotten 0
#18 - Also on skyrim! 09/18/2013 on Tickle my balls and call me... 0
#158 - True. Nice meeting you! Let me know how that doc visit turns o… 09/09/2013 on just don't +1
#156 - Haha. Not many things actually make me laugh out loud like tha…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/09/2013 on just don't +1
User avatar #157 - thirdjess (09/09/2013) [-]
It still boggles my mind that most men don't understand that the vagina is 5 inches deep on average. Anyway, it's 1:30am here in the land down under appropriate pun, don't you think? so I'm off to bed. Nice to meet you and good luck in law!
User avatar #158 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
True. Nice meeting you! Let me know how that doc visit turns out! Goodnight.
#152 - I makes sense to me. Nobody trusts men when it comes to sex! I…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/09/2013 on just don't 0
User avatar #155 - thirdjess (09/09/2013) [-]
I just feel like despite the fact that they studied for years on end, a male gyno is flying blind a little bit.
User avatar #156 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
Haha. Not many things actually make me laugh out loud like that. But I feel like you are probably right.
User avatar #157 - thirdjess (09/09/2013) [-]
It still boggles my mind that most men don't understand that the vagina is 5 inches deep on average. Anyway, it's 1:30am here in the land down under appropriate pun, don't you think? so I'm off to bed. Nice to meet you and good luck in law!
User avatar #158 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
True. Nice meeting you! Let me know how that doc visit turns out! Goodnight.
#15 - Good guy gamestop employee.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2013 on I got a friend... +7
User avatar #63 - dadukesta (09/09/2013) [-]
Did you know that the GameStop trade in values are based directly on demand?
#148 - Well, I feel like that kinda depends on what kind of doctor yo…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/09/2013 on just don't 0
User avatar #151 - thirdjess (09/09/2013) [-]
I meant for just GP sorta doctors. You know it's weird, men going to a proctologist seek a woman out of comfort and women going to a gynocologist seek a woman out of comfort.
User avatar #152 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
I makes sense to me. Nobody trusts men when it comes to sex! I don't want him near my junk because frankly, its just awkward and weird. You don't want a male gyno because hey, you know what, its kinda weird.
User avatar #155 - thirdjess (09/09/2013) [-]
I just feel like despite the fact that they studied for years on end, a male gyno is flying blind a little bit.
User avatar #156 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
Haha. Not many things actually make me laugh out loud like that. But I feel like you are probably right.
User avatar #157 - thirdjess (09/09/2013) [-]
It still boggles my mind that most men don't understand that the vagina is 5 inches deep on average. Anyway, it's 1:30am here in the land down under appropriate pun, don't you think? so I'm off to bed. Nice to meet you and good luck in law!
User avatar #158 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
True. Nice meeting you! Let me know how that doc visit turns out! Goodnight.
#146 - She. There I go sounding sexist.  [+] (8 new replies) 09/09/2013 on just don't 0
User avatar #147 - thirdjess (09/09/2013) [-]
Haha general rule of thumb is people go to see doctors who are their gender. I'm not sure if you picked up on my being-a-woman-ness from the picture and username but there you go.
User avatar #148 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
Well, I feel like that kinda depends on what kind of doctor you're looking for. For example, I (male) have my regular physician (male), my cardiologist (female), and my orthopedic doctor (male). However, if I ever found myself looking for a eurologist, I would probably find a female doctor. Same for proctologist. There are some things that I just don't want a male doctor to do.
User avatar #151 - thirdjess (09/09/2013) [-]
I meant for just GP sorta doctors. You know it's weird, men going to a proctologist seek a woman out of comfort and women going to a gynocologist seek a woman out of comfort.
User avatar #152 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
I makes sense to me. Nobody trusts men when it comes to sex! I don't want him near my junk because frankly, its just awkward and weird. You don't want a male gyno because hey, you know what, its kinda weird.
User avatar #155 - thirdjess (09/09/2013) [-]
I just feel like despite the fact that they studied for years on end, a male gyno is flying blind a little bit.
User avatar #156 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
Haha. Not many things actually make me laugh out loud like that. But I feel like you are probably right.
User avatar #157 - thirdjess (09/09/2013) [-]
It still boggles my mind that most men don't understand that the vagina is 5 inches deep on average. Anyway, it's 1:30am here in the land down under appropriate pun, don't you think? so I'm off to bed. Nice to meet you and good luck in law!
User avatar #158 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
True. Nice meeting you! Let me know how that doc visit turns out! Goodnight.
#144 - Actually, do me a favor and let me know what he says. That in…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/09/2013 on just don't 0
User avatar #145 - thirdjess (09/09/2013) [-]
She but yep will do! I just put a stickynote on my monitor to remind me.
User avatar #146 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
She. There I go sounding sexist.
User avatar #147 - thirdjess (09/09/2013) [-]
Haha general rule of thumb is people go to see doctors who are their gender. I'm not sure if you picked up on my being-a-woman-ness from the picture and username but there you go.
User avatar #148 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
Well, I feel like that kinda depends on what kind of doctor you're looking for. For example, I (male) have my regular physician (male), my cardiologist (female), and my orthopedic doctor (male). However, if I ever found myself looking for a eurologist, I would probably find a female doctor. Same for proctologist. There are some things that I just don't want a male doctor to do.
User avatar #151 - thirdjess (09/09/2013) [-]
I meant for just GP sorta doctors. You know it's weird, men going to a proctologist seek a woman out of comfort and women going to a gynocologist seek a woman out of comfort.
User avatar #152 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
I makes sense to me. Nobody trusts men when it comes to sex! I don't want him near my junk because frankly, its just awkward and weird. You don't want a male gyno because hey, you know what, its kinda weird.
User avatar #155 - thirdjess (09/09/2013) [-]
I just feel like despite the fact that they studied for years on end, a male gyno is flying blind a little bit.
User avatar #156 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
Haha. Not many things actually make me laugh out loud like that. But I feel like you are probably right.
User avatar #157 - thirdjess (09/09/2013) [-]
It still boggles my mind that most men don't understand that the vagina is 5 inches deep on average. Anyway, it's 1:30am here in the land down under appropriate pun, don't you think? so I'm off to bed. Nice to meet you and good luck in law!
User avatar #158 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
True. Nice meeting you! Let me know how that doc visit turns out! Goodnight.
#141 - A liver screen (to the best of my knowledge) will show if ther…  [+] (12 new replies) 09/09/2013 on just don't 0
User avatar #142 - thirdjess (09/09/2013) [-]
I'll ask my Doc tomorrow then!
User avatar #144 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
Actually, do me a favor and let me know what he says. That info could be helpful in my career field.
User avatar #145 - thirdjess (09/09/2013) [-]
She but yep will do! I just put a stickynote on my monitor to remind me.
User avatar #146 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
She. There I go sounding sexist.
User avatar #147 - thirdjess (09/09/2013) [-]
Haha general rule of thumb is people go to see doctors who are their gender. I'm not sure if you picked up on my being-a-woman-ness from the picture and username but there you go.
User avatar #148 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
Well, I feel like that kinda depends on what kind of doctor you're looking for. For example, I (male) have my regular physician (male), my cardiologist (female), and my orthopedic doctor (male). However, if I ever found myself looking for a eurologist, I would probably find a female doctor. Same for proctologist. There are some things that I just don't want a male doctor to do.
User avatar #151 - thirdjess (09/09/2013) [-]
I meant for just GP sorta doctors. You know it's weird, men going to a proctologist seek a woman out of comfort and women going to a gynocologist seek a woman out of comfort.
User avatar #152 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
I makes sense to me. Nobody trusts men when it comes to sex! I don't want him near my junk because frankly, its just awkward and weird. You don't want a male gyno because hey, you know what, its kinda weird.
User avatar #155 - thirdjess (09/09/2013) [-]
I just feel like despite the fact that they studied for years on end, a male gyno is flying blind a little bit.
User avatar #156 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
Haha. Not many things actually make me laugh out loud like that. But I feel like you are probably right.
User avatar #157 - thirdjess (09/09/2013) [-]
It still boggles my mind that most men don't understand that the vagina is 5 inches deep on average. Anyway, it's 1:30am here in the land down under appropriate pun, don't you think? so I'm off to bed. Nice to meet you and good luck in law!
User avatar #158 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
True. Nice meeting you! Let me know how that doc visit turns out! Goodnight.
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User avatar #1 - broniesunited (12/16/2012) [-]
Was that guy a ******* idiot or what??
User avatar #2 to #1 - ktjacobs (12/16/2012) [-]
Not an idiot, really. Just ignorant.
User avatar #3 to #2 - broniesunited (12/16/2012) [-]
I can't stand anyone anymore... what the hell has our society become? ...
User avatar #4 to #3 - ktjacobs (12/16/2012) [-]
A large bag of **** .
User avatar #5 to #4 - broniesunited (12/16/2012) [-]
But anyways, I'm real sorry to hear about your friend man.. I know it must be hard.

And honestly.. those 3 things you said to that guy, it changes you, it stays with you, it haunts you... gave me cold chills... because you're absolutely right, it does..
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