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#530 - lol i learned all this from late night cable/skinemax. Mint h…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2011 on Bacon roses 0
User avatar #541 - notnat (10/13/2011) [-]
Does it? Hrmmmm.. Perhaps I shall use mint a little more often as a garnish. XD
I actually learned this from my nutrition class I took last quarter. It was an after class conversation, that was hilariously interesting.

It sumed up as: Eat healthy guys, you could get more Bj's because of it.
#506 - it wouldn't instantly affect his semen, and generally, semen d…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/13/2011 on Bacon roses 0
User avatar #522 - notnat (10/13/2011) [-]
By the time the roses got to you they may have, remember mise em place do take some time. So, assuming he has consumed some of the bacon already during tasting, some digestion has already taken place.
So, he give you bacon flowers, you drop to your knee's and instant blowjob? Lol. Damn.
I was not talking about blow jobs being gross, I was talking about semen being gross after eating bacon.
Oh, intakeing fruits will slightly improve the flavor by making it sweeter. It will taste bad if the guy has a unhealthy diet, not saying it will be good anyways but varying in the degree of grossness. Thus, it is a slight reflection on diet.
#530 - ktbaby (10/13/2011) [-]
lol i learned all this from late night cable/skinemax. Mint helps too, btw
User avatar #541 - notnat (10/13/2011) [-]
Does it? Hrmmmm.. Perhaps I shall use mint a little more often as a garnish. XD
I actually learned this from my nutrition class I took last quarter. It was an after class conversation, that was hilariously interesting.

It sumed up as: Eat healthy guys, you could get more Bj's because of it.
#480 - why would i share if he gave them as a gift? (i'd probably sha…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/13/2011 on Bacon roses +1
User avatar #500 - notnat (10/13/2011) [-]
And that would be my point, ether you just ate more than what you should get of fat per day in one serving, or you share. Then, he also may have ate a small portion while making the roses. So, me most likely has some.
So his stuff woulds taste bad. :/ Not attacking you, I just found it kinda gross.
#506 - ktbaby (10/13/2011) [-]
it wouldn't instantly affect his semen, and generally, semen doesn't taste good to begin with. it's tolerable. just saying.
User avatar #522 - notnat (10/13/2011) [-]
By the time the roses got to you they may have, remember mise em place do take some time. So, assuming he has consumed some of the bacon already during tasting, some digestion has already taken place.
So, he give you bacon flowers, you drop to your knee's and instant blowjob? Lol. Damn.
I was not talking about blow jobs being gross, I was talking about semen being gross after eating bacon.
Oh, intakeing fruits will slightly improve the flavor by making it sweeter. It will taste bad if the guy has a unhealthy diet, not saying it will be good anyways but varying in the degree of grossness. Thus, it is a slight reflection on diet.
#530 - ktbaby (10/13/2011) [-]
lol i learned all this from late night cable/skinemax. Mint helps too, btw
User avatar #541 - notnat (10/13/2011) [-]
Does it? Hrmmmm.. Perhaps I shall use mint a little more often as a garnish. XD
I actually learned this from my nutrition class I took last quarter. It was an after class conversation, that was hilariously interesting.

It sumed up as: Eat healthy guys, you could get more Bj's because of it.
#472 - he wouldn't eat the bacon so it wouldn't matter, would it?  [+] (7 new replies) 10/13/2011 on Bacon roses +1
User avatar #476 - notnat (10/13/2011) [-]
How mean! You wouldn't share the bacon with him??

#480 - ktbaby (10/13/2011) [-]
why would i share if he gave them as a gift? (i'd probably share anyways but that's beside the point)
User avatar #500 - notnat (10/13/2011) [-]
And that would be my point, ether you just ate more than what you should get of fat per day in one serving, or you share. Then, he also may have ate a small portion while making the roses. So, me most likely has some.
So his stuff woulds taste bad. :/ Not attacking you, I just found it kinda gross.
#506 - ktbaby (10/13/2011) [-]
it wouldn't instantly affect his semen, and generally, semen doesn't taste good to begin with. it's tolerable. just saying.
User avatar #522 - notnat (10/13/2011) [-]
By the time the roses got to you they may have, remember mise em place do take some time. So, assuming he has consumed some of the bacon already during tasting, some digestion has already taken place.
So, he give you bacon flowers, you drop to your knee's and instant blowjob? Lol. Damn.
I was not talking about blow jobs being gross, I was talking about semen being gross after eating bacon.
Oh, intakeing fruits will slightly improve the flavor by making it sweeter. It will taste bad if the guy has a unhealthy diet, not saying it will be good anyways but varying in the degree of grossness. Thus, it is a slight reflection on diet.
#530 - ktbaby (10/13/2011) [-]
lol i learned all this from late night cable/skinemax. Mint helps too, btw
User avatar #541 - notnat (10/13/2011) [-]
Does it? Hrmmmm.. Perhaps I shall use mint a little more often as a garnish. XD
I actually learned this from my nutrition class I took last quarter. It was an after class conversation, that was hilariously interesting.

It sumed up as: Eat healthy guys, you could get more Bj's because of it.
#463 - if my boyfriend gave me these, i'd give him a blowjob on the spot.  [+] (10 new replies) 10/13/2011 on Bacon roses +5
#471 - hopalong (10/13/2011) [-]
....be my girlfriend
User avatar #467 - notnat (10/13/2011) [-]
I would like to point out that all of the fats, cholesterol, salts would make his semen taste bad.

But if that is the measure of how much it is appreciated, then coolbeans for you.
I guess.
#472 - ktbaby (10/13/2011) [-]
he wouldn't eat the bacon so it wouldn't matter, would it?
User avatar #476 - notnat (10/13/2011) [-]
How mean! You wouldn't share the bacon with him??

#480 - ktbaby (10/13/2011) [-]
why would i share if he gave them as a gift? (i'd probably share anyways but that's beside the point)
User avatar #500 - notnat (10/13/2011) [-]
And that would be my point, ether you just ate more than what you should get of fat per day in one serving, or you share. Then, he also may have ate a small portion while making the roses. So, me most likely has some.
So his stuff woulds taste bad. :/ Not attacking you, I just found it kinda gross.
#506 - ktbaby (10/13/2011) [-]
it wouldn't instantly affect his semen, and generally, semen doesn't taste good to begin with. it's tolerable. just saying.
User avatar #522 - notnat (10/13/2011) [-]
By the time the roses got to you they may have, remember mise em place do take some time. So, assuming he has consumed some of the bacon already during tasting, some digestion has already taken place.
So, he give you bacon flowers, you drop to your knee's and instant blowjob? Lol. Damn.
I was not talking about blow jobs being gross, I was talking about semen being gross after eating bacon.
Oh, intakeing fruits will slightly improve the flavor by making it sweeter. It will taste bad if the guy has a unhealthy diet, not saying it will be good anyways but varying in the degree of grossness. Thus, it is a slight reflection on diet.
#530 - ktbaby (10/13/2011) [-]
lol i learned all this from late night cable/skinemax. Mint helps too, btw
User avatar #541 - notnat (10/13/2011) [-]
Does it? Hrmmmm.. Perhaps I shall use mint a little more often as a garnish. XD
I actually learned this from my nutrition class I took last quarter. It was an after class conversation, that was hilariously interesting.

It sumed up as: Eat healthy guys, you could get more Bj's because of it.
#165 - indeed but i kinda like this remix they're playing 09/28/2011 on DO WANT SKILLS 0
#403 - he was the first person i saw.. 09/28/2011 on When you see him 0
#122 - whatever, i'm not going to argue with you because you just lik…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2011 on Frog eating a light bulb -3
#123 - couchmunchiessss (09/25/2011) [-]
#119 - i know that but it's so PG and childish! i prefer moron and dumbass.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/25/2011 on Frog eating a light bulb -2
#120 - couchmunchiessss (09/25/2011) [-]
Deal with it cunt.
#122 - ktbaby (09/25/2011) [-]
whatever, i'm not going to argue with you because you just like to insult others. i'm better than that
#123 - couchmunchiessss (09/25/2011) [-]
#115 - the insult "smart one" is the stupidest insult ever.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/25/2011 on Frog eating a light bulb -2
#117 - couchmunchiessss (09/25/2011) [-]
Sarcasm, smart one.
#119 - ktbaby (09/25/2011) [-]
i know that but it's so PG and childish! i prefer moron and dumbass.
#120 - couchmunchiessss (09/25/2011) [-]
Deal with it cunt.
#122 - ktbaby (09/25/2011) [-]
whatever, i'm not going to argue with you because you just like to insult others. i'm better than that
#123 - couchmunchiessss (09/25/2011) [-]
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User avatar #20 - Mrvercettivice (04/27/2011) [-]
yo when are u delivering?
#1 - cfour (04/11/2011) [-]
comment virginity = mine

also, is that pic of you?
#2 to #1 - ktbaby (04/11/2011) [-]
yes, that's me
#3 to #2 - cfour (04/11/2011) [-]
well I must say that you have an amazing body, and I would love to see more of it ;)
#4 to #3 - ktbaby (04/11/2011) [-]
thanks :)
#5 to #4 - cfour (04/11/2011) [-]
so, may I ask your name?
#6 to #5 - ktbaby (04/11/2011) [-]
katy
#7 to #6 - cfour (04/11/2011) [-]
well, katy, let me be the first to say, welcome to funny junk!

and I'd really hate to do this,and I won't do this again after this, but is it possible for me to get deds on your next pic?
#8 to #7 - ktbaby (04/11/2011) [-]
i guess.. only if i remember
#9 to #8 - cfour (04/11/2011) [-]
thank you! And I'm sure you'll remember :)

how frequently do you think you'll be posting?
#10 to #9 - ktbaby (04/11/2011) [-]
not that often, and i know people will ask for me to show more but i only show boobs
User avatar #12 to #10 - themightymrplow (04/11/2011) [-]
Boobs without clothing?
#14 to #12 - ktbaby (04/12/2011) [-]
maybe..
User avatar #17 to #14 - drdubs (04/13/2011) [-]
yes
#11 to #10 - cfour (04/11/2011) [-]
well that's true, but tits only is fine for me :D

User avatar #13 to #11 - Testament (04/11/2011) [-]
Do you stalk like every chick on here?
#16 to #13 - cfour (04/12/2011) [-]
no, I haven't been on fj in like a month...
#19 to #15 - ktbaby (04/26/2011) [-]
^ love that pic
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