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kshizsy

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Age: 20
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Interests: Pokemon, Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, RHCP, Dio, Daft Punk, Slayer, Sum 41,RIse Against.
Date Signed Up:3/24/2010
Last Login:2/09/2015
Location:Philippines
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#35 - Got it Thanks for making me realize that there's always a … 08/04/2013 on kshizsy's profile 0
#33 - mumuki made me realize that my day didn't suck because I have …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/04/2013 on kshizsy's profile 0
User avatar #34 - mumuki (08/04/2013) [-]
No problem,i guess. I really am sorry about what happened you know..cheer up ok? Everyone here wanted to make you happy. The bad news killed that goal for a moment. e.e ... Happy birthday again...Not Sad Birthday,HAPPY birthday. Got it?
User avatar #35 - kshizsy (08/04/2013) [-]
Got it Thanks for making me realize that there's always a bright side in life. It means a lot to me :'>
#32 - Sorry If I made you think that way. My day started awesome, th… 08/04/2013 on kshizsy's profile 0
#30 - Thanks guys. How about telling you what happened about my …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/04/2013 on kshizsy's profile 0
User avatar #33 - kshizsy (08/04/2013) [-]
mumuki made me realize that my day didn't suck because I have friends, FJ friends that cared for me and I rephrase the "Still, most depressing birthday ever" statement. Thanks ,mumuki
User avatar #34 - mumuki (08/04/2013) [-]
No problem,i guess. I really am sorry about what happened you know..cheer up ok? Everyone here wanted to make you happy. The bad news killed that goal for a moment. e.e ... Happy birthday again...Not Sad Birthday,HAPPY birthday. Got it?
User avatar #35 - kshizsy (08/04/2013) [-]
Got it Thanks for making me realize that there's always a bright side in life. It means a lot to me :'>
User avatar #31 - mumuki (08/04/2013) [-]
Nigga You haven't had people pay attention at you on your own birthday for YEARS .Today, Everything looks like it went swimmingly,and FJers came to tell you happy b day and everything.. Your dog gets poisoned,im sorry about that,but seriously?? most depressing birthday ever Happened ??? uh uh..i dont think so. You better look like youre grateful for what you got instead of whining,and ruining your whole day because of this.. Thank you.Happy birthday,and Good bye.
User avatar #32 - kshizsy (08/04/2013) [-]
Sorry If I made you think that way. My day started awesome, then went down the gutter. So, it was more of a bitter-sweet experience.
#107 - Thanks for the effort and everything. It means a lot to me 08/02/2013 on Birthday 0
#103 - Happy Birthday dude. 07/30/2013 on Birthday 0
#102 - Comment deleted 07/30/2013 on Birthday 0
#101 - Friends. Thanks a lot man. 07/30/2013 on Birthday 0
#99 - That's what I realized when I posted this. My FJ bros cared fo…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/30/2013 on Birthday 0
User avatar #100 - unicornmangina (07/30/2013) [-]
everybody needs someone to care wether you know them or not
User avatar #101 - kshizsy (07/30/2013) [-]
Friends. Thanks a lot man.
#97 - Thanks for caring, man. I appreciate it  [+] (4 new replies) 07/30/2013 on Birthday 0
User avatar #98 - unicornmangina (07/30/2013) [-]
ohana means family and family means no one gets left behind (even though we're not related we're funnyjunk family)
User avatar #99 - kshizsy (07/30/2013) [-]
That's what I realized when I posted this. My FJ bros cared for me, and you're one of them. Hell, all of you cared more than my favorite uncle.
User avatar #100 - unicornmangina (07/30/2013) [-]
everybody needs someone to care wether you know them or not
User avatar #101 - kshizsy (07/30/2013) [-]
Friends. Thanks a lot man.
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#38 - flaminburrito (08/03/2014) [-]
Happy birthday, scrub.
Happy birthday, scrub.
User avatar #37 - orthornicun (08/03/2014) [-]
happy birthday man. hope its a good one

19 huh. got any plans for the night?
User avatar #36 - impaledsandwich (08/10/2013) [-]
Happy birthday, chocolate-flavored mandingo warrior.
#30 - kshizsy (08/04/2013) [-]
Thanks guys. How about telling you what happened about my day?
>Classmates sang me a Happy Birthday, which was heard all over the hall, which was awesome
>Family members called, greeted me
>Ate with room mates
>Older Brother called me that our pet dog Bulik died after they got home, in which they celebrated my cousin's birthday
>They saw a large amount of vomit
>Suspect our Neighbor/Uncle for poisoning him
>Still, most depressing birthday ever
>Happened
User avatar #33 to #30 - kshizsy (08/04/2013) [-]
mumuki made me realize that my day didn't suck because I have friends, FJ friends that cared for me and I rephrase the "Still, most depressing birthday ever" statement. Thanks ,mumuki
User avatar #34 to #33 - mumuki (08/04/2013) [-]
No problem,i guess. I really am sorry about what happened you know..cheer up ok? Everyone here wanted to make you happy. The bad news killed that goal for a moment. e.e ... Happy birthday again...Not Sad Birthday,HAPPY birthday. Got it?
User avatar #35 to #34 - kshizsy (08/04/2013) [-]
Got it Thanks for making me realize that there's always a bright side in life. It means a lot to me :'>
User avatar #31 to #30 - mumuki (08/04/2013) [-]
***** You haven't had people pay attention at you on your own birthday for YEARS .Today, Everything looks like it went swimmingly,and FJers came to tell you happy b day and everything.. Your dog gets poisoned,im sorry about that,but seriously?? most depressing birthday ever Happened ??? uh uh..i dont think so. You better look like youre grateful for what you got instead of whining,and ruining your whole day because of this.. Thank you.Happy birthday,and Good bye.
User avatar #32 to #31 - kshizsy (08/04/2013) [-]
Sorry If I made you think that way. My day started awesome, then went down the gutter. So, it was more of a bitter-sweet experience.
#28 - optimussum (08/04/2013) [-]
Merry Birthmas dude!
User avatar #29 to #28 - optimussum (08/04/2013) [-]
Sorry it's a bit late, I've only just got back in
#27 - sonicnevermind (08/03/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday! I couldn't remember your username, but when I was at work I noticed the date and thought "Oh! Its that guy's birthday!"
User avatar #26 - robbiemcbiscuit (08/03/2013) [-]
happy birthday mate, told you i wouldn't forget.
#25 - Aejax (08/03/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday, bro
#24 - robinn (08/03/2013) [-]
I really do hope you have a good day today,mate. aaaaand I..I love you....I never met you,but I love you.
User avatar #23 - upyourarsinal (08/03/2013) [-]
yo bro. happy birthday. hope your 18th goes well
User avatar #22 - qwarthos (08/03/2013) [-]
Happy birthday, we love you bro
#20 - deadmilk (08/03/2013) [-]
Hey big boeh! I hear you turning 18 today! and for that,i wish you a...
HAPPY BIRTHDAAY!!!111!!

Turn the music up high,dance in your underwear,order some pizza,get high,get drunk,play some sick mario kart,and DO THIS ALL AT ONCE. bake some cookies,take a bath and pretend your aquaman,Laugh at your baby cousins FACE because he can't do any of this yet,jog in the park,Run in the rain or sprinklers,get a new haircut,and enjoy the little things life

I may not know you,but always remember that there's a bro here for you all the way from Puerto Rico. Have a good one,pal!





#21 to #20 - deadmilk (08/03/2013) [-]
..and here's my hug for you.not for scumbag baby cousin,for you  and you only
..and here's my hug for you.not for scumbag baby cousin,for you and you only
User avatar #19 - arialynx (08/03/2013) [-]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
I wrote down the date just to say this.
#17 - SuperSixONE (08/03/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday bro! I was gonna take your account comment virginity, but I decided to wait until your birthday, but I guess I've been beat to it! Anyway, have some fun today, even if your family doesn't care, **** them. Go buy a ticket to an amusement park, or go Go-karting or something like that! Or just relax, get a new game, and play the **** out of it. Good luck, and happy B-day.

I know how it feels when you think someone doesn't care about you, but whenever something like that happens, I come here, play some video games against bots on easy mode and just rape the **** out of them. That always makes me happy. You could also, and this is just advice, go to the brony board. Even if you're not a brony, if you tell them what happened, they cheer you up and consult you.

Anyway, from New Jersey, USA, at 10:30 am Happy Birthday kshizsy! [stupid emoticon incoming]
#18 to #17 - SuperSixONE (08/03/2013) [-]
Also, i'm keeping this as a bookmark for a loooong time.
User avatar #16 - mastertarium (08/03/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday friend. Hope you have a better one this year.
#14 - stargatesturge (08/03/2013) [-]
Happy happy birthday,   
Today's your special day!   
I want to give you something GREAT!   
...So, I'll just go away...
Happy happy birthday,
Today's your special day!
I want to give you something GREAT!
...So, I'll just go away...
#13 - irontyrant (08/03/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday
#12 - maimedassassin (08/03/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday dude! It seems that many people remember your birthday, and that is awesome! I hope that your birthday is better than all the other times you've had. I know the feeling to have your birthday forgotten. I hope others in your life will remember your birthday.
User avatar #11 - Viidix (08/03/2013) [-]
Seems like I wasn't the only person to remember. Happy Birthday!
#10 - CMSTF (08/03/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday dude, I'm currently writing this at 5:15 am from my bedroom in Wales, UK.   
   
When I read your post I got a feel man, I can't honestly say I know what it's like to have my birthday forgotten, but I sure as hell know what it's like to be overshadowed, and I know it just feels god awful.   
   
I came here expecting to be the only person that wanted to wish you a happy birthday, but I'm very glad that I was wrong, so while you may be forgotten by family and friends, don't lose faith in humanities ability for kindness, these random ass strangers from the internet care, just remember that.   
   
You're 18 now, and by UK standards that makes you an adult, I dunno how it is in the Philippines, but you're a big boy here, so welcome to the adult world. It sucks just as bad but now you can get drunk legally. Woo.   
   
I hadn't really planned on writing you an essay, sorry about that, but back to the point;   
   
Happy Birthday Kshizzle.   
   
(attached is a sexy ass gif of Robert Downey Jr, don;t spend it all in one place now birthday boy)
Happy Birthday dude, I'm currently writing this at 5:15 am from my bedroom in Wales, UK.

When I read your post I got a feel man, I can't honestly say I know what it's like to have my birthday forgotten, but I sure as hell know what it's like to be overshadowed, and I know it just feels god awful.

I came here expecting to be the only person that wanted to wish you a happy birthday, but I'm very glad that I was wrong, so while you may be forgotten by family and friends, don't lose faith in humanities ability for kindness, these random ass strangers from the internet care, just remember that.

You're 18 now, and by UK standards that makes you an adult, I dunno how it is in the Philippines, but you're a big boy here, so welcome to the adult world. It sucks just as bad but now you can get drunk legally. Woo.

I hadn't really planned on writing you an essay, sorry about that, but back to the point;

Happy Birthday Kshizzle.

(attached is a sexy ass gif of Robert Downey Jr, don;t spend it all in one place now birthday boy)
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