the one I had was a secondary version, because the original was never finished.

It's something like Necromancy, The Vile Arts

>le i forgot im not on the boards anymore face

Well it looks bitchin'.
Well done sir.

what ritual stone?

what's the mod? civil war?

Think it was, yeah. That, or Warzones. I think i actually have both, if i'm not mistaken.

I'm off to try this, thank you good sir

i'll give it a shot after i get off work tomorrow

as open minded as i am, i'm not one for a clop fic

Me neither. But i stumbled upon this a while back, and its actually fucking hilarious.
Trust me.

i'll give it a shot after i get off work tomorrow

i wouldn't know a thing about that fic, but ya i know what gif your talking about. i just found it funny when i first watched it

Well, its time to expand your awareness, mate!
Heres a dramatic reading of it!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VDjJ1y9krE

You know you want to...

as open minded as i am, i'm not one for a clop fic

Me neither. But i stumbled upon this a while back, and its actually fucking hilarious.
Trust me.

i'll give it a shot after i get off work tomorrow

Your profile picture really adds up to that.

Too late someone made a twilight thing.

Judging by the comments, I want to know what it was.

Have you seen the Lyra plushie? It's like that but twilight sparkle and 20 times larger.

Yes. I do want to see it.
See it and laugh.

What the fuck!

Yeah welcome to the Internet were if you imagine it it can become a reality

Netherlands, England en France have hit the jackpot.

It wasn't that bad 10-30 years ago. The cultural differences were there, but people were more intrigued by eachothers culture than offended.

But now... The 'new' generation of Turkish and Moroccan people that were born in The Western society, but raised with the morals and culture of their parent's country, are destroying everything, playing the "Racism" card every single time, refusing to work but demand benefits because they just use "we are being discriminated" bullshit.

A revolution is slowly uprising here to overthrow the government and put a halt to the islamic growth. (The Netherlands)
And as every government, they just act like nothing is happening and everything is okay, while they put their "elite-status" kids in white schools, with only white children and white teachers. While the countries working force is being confronted every single time with islamic and cultural differences. (In a negative way)

kankerturken en kankermarrokanen

Ik wil niet verkeerd overkomen, maar je zit totaal verkeerd op een aantal punten. Je hebt gelijk dat er wel turken en marokkanen zijn die gewoon niet werken, maar er zijn tig nederlanders die ook niet werken. Het feit dat jij als nederlander (neem ik aan) kijkt alleen naar de turken en marokkanen, maar niet naar een deel van de nederlanders.
Het is maar dat de spotlight altijd gericht staat op de verkankerde mensen. Mijn vader, loodgieter met 30 jaar ervaring, is actief in Regio Rijnmond, en heeft voor zichzelf een enorm hoge status geregeld. Geweldig om te zien dat -nederlanders- pissig worden over nederlandse loodgietersbedrijven, en zeggen van "ik heb liever jou... (mijn vader)". Wat veel nederlanders niet weten (en wellicht niet willen weten) is dat moslims geen idioten zijn. De flikkers die je op straat ziet met hun Gucci pet en shit zijn geen moslims. Ze zijn turken,marokkanen. Ze gedragen zich niet als een moslim, maar zijn in mijn ogen geïntegreerd in de nederlandse samenleving(bij jullie is het normaal om alcohol en shit te drinken).

Ik stop hierbij omdat ik ff verder wil fjen.

Ik snap je punt.

Het jammere alleen is dat zij, die turken en mocro's de volgende excuses gebruiken om alles te ontlopen:
- Ik was het niet
- Dat is mijn cultuur
- Dat is mijn geloof

Ook plegen ze vele daden (zoals homohaat en/of verkrachting van 'westerse meiden' ) in naam van de Islam.

Ik heb ook werkelijk geen idee waarom ze dat doen, maar ondertussen zitten ze wel poeslief elke vrijdag in de moskee te bidden naar een denkbeeldig persoon.

Maar ok, werkeloos had je het over, de werkeloosheid in NL is langzaam de 9% aan het aantikken. Dat is al een schokkend getal (bijna 1 op 10). 8% van de bevolking is allochtoons/immigrant/etc, In deze 8% zit al 25% aan werkeloze mensen, 1 op 4.

2/3e van alle Marokkaanse jongeren staat geregistreerd als "veelpleger" bij lokale politie... Er zijn te veel dingen om op te noemen...

Unfortunate maarja.

je kan niet haten of verkrachten in de naam van de islam, dus wie dat zegt heeft niet veel gelezen.
wollah ik begrijp die mocros ook niet eigenlijk.

Ach, ik denk ook echt niet dat ze 'puur' islamitisch zijn, maar ze kunnen het als een dekmantel gebruiken.

En je wordt uitgehuwelijk aan een 1 of ander té jong mokkel als je de 30 bereikt, dus ja.

dus je vader is goed in zijn vak?
okee
het boeit niemand wat of je moslim bent als je goed bent in wat je doet

het probleem is de andere 95% turken/marokkanen/andere zandnegers

het probleem is het geheel van idioten. Niet alleen turken/marokkanen/andere zandnegers.

Check ff je eigen volk om de hoek in rotterdam.

heb je mij horen zeggen dat "mijn eigen volk" niks verkeerd doet ofzo?

Nee en het probleem ligt ook daar. de spotlight staat alleen maar op zandnegers, terwijl er wat meer aan zit. Zo ligt een deel van het probleem buiten zicht.

accuallyisjjbeest heeft wel een punt. zoals ik al zei, van de huidige bevolking is 8% immigrant/allochtoon/etc

VOlgens mij is dit zelfs al meer, maar goed, kheb de laatste cijfers niet gezien.

toch wordt 30% van alle criminaliteit in NL (Dus kleine en grote criminaliteit) veroorzaakt door die "8%", 40% door polen, roemenen en Bulgaren en de andere 30% door de autochtoonse, NL'se bevolking..

Ik vind die cijfers schokkend, maar goed.

er zijn gewoon veel meer zandnegers die dingen verneuken dan hollanders
niet mijn schuld

Tjah laathet gewoon zitten man je kan ook nooit van idioten afkomen.

eee maar wil je wat weten. steeds meer turken gaan weg, en binnen mijn familie/vriendenkring wilt het leeuwendeel dat wilders aan de macht komt, zodat ze terug kunnen naar turkije enzo fakin ziek of niet.

Jullie krijgen vrijheid, wij krijgen vrijheid, wat wil je meer

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Why did you spell teacher with a capital T...

you must be retarded.

Actually, my degree is in Graphic Design. Even as a junior designer i'm making 20 bucks an hour. I just happen to give a fuck enough to have learned English as well.

You sound... upset.

Yo man it's not about getting jobs. It's about what you want to do and what makes you happy.

I agree with you sir (except I think our education system is decent enough), and am willing to sail with you on your ship of red thumbs.

Honestly its just lazy entitlement that makes kids fail high school. Out of all the dropouts from our school, I never met one that couldn't have passed if they cared. Except maybe Jamal, he was one stupid mother fucker.

Collage degree...


Please do not reproduce.

If you're going to insult a country's educational system, at least make sure and show that you don't fail at education in the first place. (at least enough to know the difference between their and they're)

P.S I didn't know the United States offered degrees in the making of collages.

P.S.S You're the first person I've ever seen that actually went out of their way to type "TL;DNR" instead of "TL;DR"

They're*
Case*
hard that*
Blaming*
Downright*
College*
Women's*
Degrees*

That English Major landing you any nice jobs? Maybe you can become a Teacher? I hear the credentials needed are shit, anyway.

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Why did you spell teacher with a capital T...

you must be retarded.

Actually, my degree is in Graphic Design. Even as a junior designer i'm making 20 bucks an hour. I just happen to give a fuck enough to have learned English as well.

You sound... upset.

welp..im not even going to bother. you can believe me if you want to or not but the 16 years of my 20 years of my life having to take medication for my mental conditions say otherwise and I know I have a few problems along with the few friends I have that try to help me when I start to get the headaches or calm me down when im getting angry (which thankfully doesn't happen that often anymore).

you know what a sociopath is right? when I said I liked dark things I meant I liked the darker side of some things like the R34 of stories, games and series, things like bestgore and thatsphucked.com (only when im bored). I hate skinny jeans as 1: I like my barely working testicles as they are. not crushed 2: they are too fucking tight on the legs and such 3: they look like shit. I wear vests when its either a hot day at work so I don't have to put on a t-shirt or when its fucking freezing so I put a vest on first with other things to keep warm. im a gate guard so I stand around at a gate all day and it can either be cold or hot. I don't want to nor will I ever or have ever died my hair. my hair is twice as long as the guy in the pic as ive always wanted to see what I look like with long hair. now ive got it, it feels comfortable so I don't want it gone. not middle class but not poor either, enough to survive and have a few luxuries. im nearly 21, bi curious as I like a bit of arse play and no I don't listen to my chemical romance. I listen to a shit ton of things all depending on my mood, where I am and what im doing. I could be listening to the four seasons allegro by Vivaldi while reading an fiction at fimfiction.net or listening to ACDC the next then something caramel dansen and even living tombstone.

as for the walking disaster, ive had very bad experiences with people mostly people trying to kill me in school due to some bullshit rumour someone made about me. im not joking, they tried killing me a few times and always got away with it while i'd be kicked out for trying to save my own arse. anyway, me being a walking disaster was cus I used to have an anger problem due to people always trying things to piss me off, kill me or beat me senseless. it got so bad that sometimes i'd black out when I got incredibly angree and id come to later and id find out that id beaten a few people senseless and threatened to, and I quote what I was told, continue in next comment

quote, "rip out their throats and shove their cock down it after I cut it off with a rusty knife". im a walking disaster due to me bottling up my anger and never letting it out. due to that I have occasional fits of rage when im really pissed off and when they happen I lose control of myself and well... black out. I blacked out once and came to with someone's face being pressed against a slightly red wall with my arm connected to their head. id apparently repeatedly smashed their face into the wall for a solid half a minute.

I've two things to say to this:

1) I never asked for your life story. I was pulling you're leg, trying to make you realise you came off as one of those attention seeking cunts that constantly spout their insane claims about their neurological-this and schizophrenic-that. It was a smartass way of saying "Shut up, you're embrassing yourself.".

2) You proved me right. Everyone i've ever met that's actually had serious mental issues hasn't been going around telling everyone about. Thats properly become the number one indicator that somebody is telling bullshit. If their too open about their severe mental disorders.

So, abandoning the smartass, indirect approach for a minute:

You're so full of shit, i can smell you from across the North Sea.
I have no way of judging if you're like this in real life as well, as i have never met you, but i can tell you this; People that tell lies to seem more interesting makes everyone fucking sick.
Whenever i meet somebody like that in person, i always leave that conversation as fast as possible. I even had a girlfriend like that once. Broke up with her, when i had finally gotten so fucking sick of it, that it destroyed almost every conversation we had.

Dont lie to be interesting. You're just going to come off as a boring sack of shit.
Take some time to develope your personally. Dosen't matter if you're boring in the mean time. You'll come out as a much more likable person.

Or, you know, you could wait and see where the lies take you. Might be you'll find a group of 'friends' thats gonna be guillable enough to believe you. Might get you laid amongst some dumb-shit whore, that dosen't have two brain cells to peel your lies apart.

Of course none of your relationships, romantic or otherwise, will be genuine, seeing as their build upon your fake personality and held together by lies.
Then again, if you wanna live a lie, then i cant stop you.

Whatever you choose, have a good one. For the record, I tried to help.

welp..im not even going to bother. you can believe me if you want to or not but the 16 years of my 20 years of my life having to take medication for my mental conditions say otherwise and I know I have a few problems along with the few friends I have that try to help me when I start to get the headaches or calm me down when im getting angry (which thankfully doesn't happen that often anymore).

im not dark and edgy. just sick in the head at times and dislikes people.....that and maybe a mild case of schizophrenia that I should probably get checked out. I know some of my grandparents and great ones had a few mental issues and ive been told it runs in some of the family. so meh.

You directly claimed to be twisted and sick, having sociopathic tendencies, liking dark things, and being a "walking disaster waiting to happen".

Are you by any chance a 13-16 years old, white middle class male, dying your semi-long hair black, wearing it down my front of your left eye?
Do you listen to My Chemical Romance? Are you "bi-sexual"?
Wear skinny jeans? Perhaps checkered, black and red? Might be torn? A vest?

Picture related. Is this you?

you know what a sociopath is right? when I said I liked dark things I meant I liked the darker side of some things like the R34 of stories, games and series, things like bestgore and thatsphucked.com (only when im bored). I hate skinny jeans as 1: I like my barely working testicles as they are. not crushed 2: they are too fucking tight on the legs and such 3: they look like shit. I wear vests when its either a hot day at work so I don't have to put on a t-shirt or when its fucking freezing so I put a vest on first with other things to keep warm. im a gate guard so I stand around at a gate all day and it can either be cold or hot. I don't want to nor will I ever or have ever died my hair. my hair is twice as long as the guy in the pic as ive always wanted to see what I look like with long hair. now ive got it, it feels comfortable so I don't want it gone. not middle class but not poor either, enough to survive and have a few luxuries. im nearly 21, bi curious as I like a bit of arse play and no I don't listen to my chemical romance. I listen to a shit ton of things all depending on my mood, where I am and what im doing. I could be listening to the four seasons allegro by Vivaldi while reading an fiction at fimfiction.net or listening to ACDC the next then something caramel dansen and even living tombstone.

as for the walking disaster, ive had very bad experiences with people mostly people trying to kill me in school due to some bullshit rumour someone made about me. im not joking, they tried killing me a few times and always got away with it while i'd be kicked out for trying to save my own arse. anyway, me being a walking disaster was cus I used to have an anger problem due to people always trying things to piss me off, kill me or beat me senseless. it got so bad that sometimes i'd black out when I got incredibly angree and id come to later and id find out that id beaten a few people senseless and threatened to, and I quote what I was told, continue in next comment

quote, "rip out their throats and shove their cock down it after I cut it off with a rusty knife". im a walking disaster due to me bottling up my anger and never letting it out. due to that I have occasional fits of rage when im really pissed off and when they happen I lose control of myself and well... black out. I blacked out once and came to with someone's face being pressed against a slightly red wall with my arm connected to their head. id apparently repeatedly smashed their face into the wall for a solid half a minute.

I've two things to say to this:

1) I never asked for your life story. I was pulling you're leg, trying to make you realise you came off as one of those attention seeking cunts that constantly spout their insane claims about their neurological-this and schizophrenic-that. It was a smartass way of saying "Shut up, you're embrassing yourself.".

2) You proved me right. Everyone i've ever met that's actually had serious mental issues hasn't been going around telling everyone about. Thats properly become the number one indicator that somebody is telling bullshit. If their too open about their severe mental disorders.

So, abandoning the smartass, indirect approach for a minute:

You're so full of shit, i can smell you from across the North Sea.
I have no way of judging if you're like this in real life as well, as i have never met you, but i can tell you this; People that tell lies to seem more interesting makes everyone fucking sick.
Whenever i meet somebody like that in person, i always leave that conversation as fast as possible. I even had a girlfriend like that once. Broke up with her, when i had finally gotten so fucking sick of it, that it destroyed almost every conversation we had.

Dont lie to be interesting. You're just going to come off as a boring sack of shit.
Take some time to develope your personally. Dosen't matter if you're boring in the mean time. You'll come out as a much more likable person.

Or, you know, you could wait and see where the lies take you. Might be you'll find a group of 'friends' thats gonna be guillable enough to believe you. Might get you laid amongst some dumb-shit whore, that dosen't have two brain cells to peel your lies apart.

Of course none of your relationships, romantic or otherwise, will be genuine, seeing as their build upon your fake personality and held together by lies.
Then again, if you wanna live a lie, then i cant stop you.

Whatever you choose, have a good one. For the record, I tried to help.

welp..im not even going to bother. you can believe me if you want to or not but the 16 years of my 20 years of my life having to take medication for my mental conditions say otherwise and I know I have a few problems along with the few friends I have that try to help me when I start to get the headaches or calm me down when im getting angry (which thankfully doesn't happen that often anymore).

I graduated last year and 3 chicks in my class are already pregnant... and I've heard a couple of them already had abortions... We're only 18....

Well, pregnancy happens. I was more stunted by the fact that this stupid bitch aparently wants the baby. I remember dating this chick when i was like 18, and after like a month, it turned out she was pregnant with her Ex's kid. She had an abortion though, becouse she wasn't a fucking retard.

Really, i cannot for the life of me understand why you'de wish to have a child, when you're not even a true adult yet.

Condoms can break and shit, so dont do blameing the girls who had abortions. Blame the brainless cunts who decide to have a child when their source of income is what they can leech off of their parents...