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#47 - If you're stupid enough to jump on something like this, you de…  [+] (13 new replies) 04/02/2014 on one way to ruin the evening -11
User avatar #84 - anenemy (04/02/2014) [-]
I know, right? Caring about your fellow man is just so lame.
User avatar #89 - krobeles (04/02/2014) [-]
It is, when that "Fellow man" is just some random idiot on a screen. Do you also cry at movies? Fucking dip shit cant distinquish fiction from reality...
#91 - theaphasic (04/02/2014) [-]
Holy shit, your edgy autism made me laugh more than the content. Here. Have a green thumb. I insist.
#90 - anenemy (04/02/2014) [-]
I have a soul, so if the movie warrants it, yeah.
User avatar #92 - krobeles (04/02/2014) [-]
That dosen't have anything to do with "having a soul". No movie warrents that level of emotion. If they do, you need to seriously reevaluate what things you take seriously in your life.
User avatar #93 - anenemy (04/02/2014) [-]
I'm so sorry that stories about people make me emotional. What I feel must affect you terribly.
User avatar #94 - krobeles (04/02/2014) [-]
Not really. It just makes me slightly annoyed to see people go around being such emotionally fragile cunts, and then have them jump at me when i am indifferent. If you people can get to cry your crocodile tears over every other idiot who dies, then i can laugh at them too. And if you people jump at me when i express said indifferance or outright amusement at things, then i will fucking jump at you too.
Equal rights for the cynical, dammit!
User avatar #95 - anenemy (04/02/2014) [-]
You didn't laugh or express indifference. You called someone stupid.
This isn't some pseudo-crusade for "equal rights" on differing opinions.
You are literally annoyed by people feeling something different than you.

No one jumped at you, no one "attacked" your feelings (or lack thereof).
You, on the other hand, have implied someone is stupid, retarded, autistic, whiny, and unable to distinguish reality from fiction just because they have a different opinion than you.
User avatar #96 - krobeles (04/02/2014) [-]
Ok. Point taken. Never make jokes to you again. They obviously function on a too high level, for your limited perceptive abillities to handle...
Listen cumstain, while the world isn't exactly a harsh place anymore, it still requires a degree of backbone to get by. And when you cry, or become upset in general, over things you see on a computer, which even a trained money could tell were fake, then you're not showing any of the fortitude that you need. You're just showing how much of a sheltered cunt you are.
Finally, the cunt that i started off writing to, before you came along trying to accomplish fuck-knows-what, compared the dude who pulled the prank to a dog. He literally just compared him to a trained dog. And why did he do that? Because the prankster had a cynical sense of humor that he didn't share. Essentially, he called him a dog for thinking something different than him.
Since i share in the pranksters cynical sense of humor, i took offense to that because i felt he called me a dog too, by extension.
So fuck off with your "nobody attacked" you bullshit. Nobody even called your fucking number, buddy, so what the fuck are you even interfering for?

Funny thing is, as i was typing this, i just realised how much a double standard I am actually throwing around right now. Lets see if you're smart enough to figure it out yourself.
User avatar #69 - lancasthor (04/02/2014) [-]
It's not about *stupidity* for not getting it as a prank, its about the lack of any humor value whatsoever.

A good prank should be clever and harmless. Not something what might make random audience lose their goodnight sleep.
User avatar #74 - krobeles (04/02/2014) [-]
Again, if you lose your sleep over something like this, you deserve every awaking moment.
User avatar #75 - lancasthor (04/02/2014) [-]
Feel free and go prank your own family with such theme.
Don't forget to report us if they thought it as a good joke.
User avatar #79 - krobeles (04/02/2014) [-]
How do you draw theparallelle between these random fuck faces on a random website, and me pulling such a prank directly on, not just people whom i share a mutual person relationship, but my family? Walk me through the steps that lead you to conclude that; Random = Family.
I'll do you a solid, heres a few words that might get you started; Aneurysm. Brain Tumor. Severe mental retardation. Drug overdose. Inbreeding.
#58 - Well, to a certain extend, you can say that i am a cultural bi… 04/02/2014 on How to Apologize when Asian 0
#57 - Are you saying you wish we'de be more like animals? Because th…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2014 on How to Apologize when Asian 0
#67 - rollinggolem (04/02/2014) [-]
**rollinggolem rolled image**
I don't. We are animals. We are simply civilized animals. Animals have sex. Should we not have sex? It's not just bowing, but many many many behaviors we see in humans can also be seen in other animals.
#33 - I didn't say racist, i said zenophobic. The difference here is…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/02/2014 on How to Apologize when Asian 0
User avatar #35 - japanexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
Then call them nationalistic, whatever, however I guess, you should know that some Japanese people (especially these) do consider themselves a different race, which to a certain degree they are. Also sometimes they will dislike you specifically for being a certain race.
Again, it's very few people who are like this whether xenophobic or racist.
Point is, there are people like that in all countries, it's not a specific Japanese thing.
Also, "Strange form of apology" dude, you sound kinda bigoted yourself. And it's what you feel. Like, if you don't like it, don't ever get hired by a larger firm in Japan (which is honestly the only people who might have to apologize sincerely to a client etc.).
User avatar #58 - krobeles (04/02/2014) [-]
Well, to a certain extend, you can say that i am a cultural bigot. I sincerely dont understand how people can live in our western cultural, and still obesse over other cultures like they're the shit. Its perhaps most evident with Japan, as there is an abnormally large amount of people almost religiously obessed with their culture.
And to me, "nationalist" has a far worse cling to it than "xenophobic". Makes you think of the National Socialists of yester-year.
User avatar #37 - japanexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
*who are honestly

But I digress, I am here to inform, not have an opinion. I'm sorry.
User avatar #48 - DoktorHax (04/02/2014) [-]
Should have had the gif there as well, just for that extra bit of cuntyness.
#80 - No. I am talking about the one in the contend. The one i poste…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2014 on hot knight! +3
#96 - youxbarstard (04/02/2014) [-]
Whenever I hear the new Harley voice, all I can think about is Angelica from rugrats and that really annoys me.
#105 - Well, its either this, or she would've never been known at all… 04/02/2014 on So, they already made a... 0
#29 - Honestly, i wouldn't consider bowing your head into the ground…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/02/2014 on How to Apologize when Asian 0
#52 - rollinggolem (04/02/2014) [-]
**rollinggolem rolled image**
Bowing isn't just Japanese. We used to bow to kings and such. If you look at the behavior of your average submissive animal you will see they do not meet your gaze. When you bow you look down to show submission. You're not saying you're sorry, but showing that you're sorry. I actually really like the idea of bowing and wish we practiced it in America.
User avatar #57 - krobeles (04/02/2014) [-]
Are you saying you wish we'de be more like animals? Because thats what i hear...
We're not animals, and we should not apologise like animals.

Well, perhaps from a biological stand point, but hopefully you get my point...
#67 - rollinggolem (04/02/2014) [-]
**rollinggolem rolled image**
I don't. We are animals. We are simply civilized animals. Animals have sex. Should we not have sex? It's not just bowing, but many many many behaviors we see in humans can also be seen in other animals.
User avatar #30 - japanexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
Now, I was specifically referring to the rudeness of Chinese people. Not stoning.
Also, that's your personal opinion, and that may be how you would consider it, but they would do the opposite, that's the thing with differences.
And yeah, indeed some Japanese people can be downright racist, just like people in, oh I don't know, every single other country on this planet.
What is important is to not forget the humanity that lies within every one of us, in my own humble opinion.
I mean, after all, if you could only ever be friends with or communicate with people who thought exactly like you, you'd be very boring and lonely.
User avatar #33 - krobeles (04/02/2014) [-]
I didn't say racist, i said zenophobic. The difference here is, that they dont dislike you for being black or white, they dislike you for being non-Japanese. Not that its any better or worse, but the difference is noteworthy.
You said it yourself. The Japanese are the only people who consider this strange form of apology acceptable. Not to say the majority is always right, but in this case, i feel they are.
User avatar #35 - japanexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
Then call them nationalistic, whatever, however I guess, you should know that some Japanese people (especially these) do consider themselves a different race, which to a certain degree they are. Also sometimes they will dislike you specifically for being a certain race.
Again, it's very few people who are like this whether xenophobic or racist.
Point is, there are people like that in all countries, it's not a specific Japanese thing.
Also, "Strange form of apology" dude, you sound kinda bigoted yourself. And it's what you feel. Like, if you don't like it, don't ever get hired by a larger firm in Japan (which is honestly the only people who might have to apologize sincerely to a client etc.).
User avatar #58 - krobeles (04/02/2014) [-]
Well, to a certain extend, you can say that i am a cultural bigot. I sincerely dont understand how people can live in our western cultural, and still obesse over other cultures like they're the shit. Its perhaps most evident with Japan, as there is an abnormally large amount of people almost religiously obessed with their culture.
And to me, "nationalist" has a far worse cling to it than "xenophobic". Makes you think of the National Socialists of yester-year.
User avatar #37 - japanexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
*who are honestly

But I digress, I am here to inform, not have an opinion. I'm sorry.
User avatar #48 - DoktorHax (04/02/2014) [-]
Should have had the gif there as well, just for that extra bit of cuntyness.
#64 - Yet another mucsle-bound retard who thinks his the ****… 04/02/2014 on (untitled) 0
#76 - Ivy and Freeze are basically unchanged from how i remember the…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/02/2014 on hot knight! +1
#79 - dcuexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
If you're talking out the one in your Comic picture is actually the very first Harley Quinn Seeing as her first appearance was in the 90's animated show, same as Mr. Freeze's epic backstory , but all in all it's not the remake you then hate the original.
User avatar #88 - fuzzyballs (04/02/2014) [-]
you are not the smartest person
User avatar #80 - krobeles (04/02/2014) [-]
No. I am talking about the one in the contend. The one i posted, is the one i consider to be the actual Harley Quinn.
#96 - youxbarstard (04/02/2014) [-]
Whenever I hear the new Harley voice, all I can think about is Angelica from rugrats and that really annoys me.
#26 - Yeah, the funny thing is, none of them really used to be Femin…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2014 on April fools repost 0
User avatar #28 - evebishop (04/01/2014) [-]
It's easy to get brainwashed into it...where someone points out all the unfair things (and there are A LOT) and constantly tells you that your chances of getting raped are better then your chances of getting in a car accident it makes you scared and it can make you believe the hype and brain washing...
#18 - Oh i do have a bunch of female friends. Though all the ones wh…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/01/2014 on April fools repost 0
User avatar #19 - evebishop (04/01/2014) [-]
I kind of got over being super shy about talking about stuff, and admittedly posting on the internet makes it a bit easier to admit a few things...

Feminazi people drive me crazy...we want the same rights, that doesn't mean we should punish people (especially the ones that have nothing to do with the past). I don't believe in restitutions
User avatar #26 - krobeles (04/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, the funny thing is, none of them really used to be Feminazi's. Its almost like they just decided one day that; "Yup. From now on, my ideology is gonna be shit!".
We had an arguement not too long ago, where they desperately argued, that since we say all sorts of crazy shit on the internet like "I'm gonna rape you untill you die!" and that kind of shit, that that was a sign of an underlying problem in our society, because since we say it online, that must mean we want to say it IRL too, which again must mean we're all secret rapists/sexists.
Fucking stupid as balls arguement...
User avatar #28 - evebishop (04/01/2014) [-]
It's easy to get brainwashed into it...where someone points out all the unfair things (and there are A LOT) and constantly tells you that your chances of getting raped are better then your chances of getting in a car accident it makes you scared and it can make you believe the hype and brain washing...
#15 - To me, I find the gagging sound that girls make sexy as …  [+] (7 new replies) 04/01/2014 on April fools repost 0
User avatar #20 - capslockjunk (04/01/2014) [-]
I actually find that gagging to be a major turnoff, I once lost my boner when a girl tried to deepthroat and gagged, totally un-sexy for me.
User avatar #24 - alexthesiro (04/01/2014) [-]
Same here.
User avatar #16 - evebishop (04/01/2014) [-]
I wouldn't say sexist, some women are more forward about talking about sex then others...though most of us aren't super shy about it. If you don't have a lot of female friends you might have never seen that woman can be horn dogs too
User avatar #18 - krobeles (04/01/2014) [-]
Oh i do have a bunch of female friends. Though all the ones who are very open about their sex life, are mostly also the ones that fall disturbing short of being in line with the crazy-ass Tumblr Feminists, so i assumed it was done almost in protest of "The Patriarchy" or whatever.
Even in cases when they haven't been wanna-be feminists, its always rubbed me the wrong way. Dont really know why.
User avatar #19 - evebishop (04/01/2014) [-]
I kind of got over being super shy about talking about stuff, and admittedly posting on the internet makes it a bit easier to admit a few things...

Feminazi people drive me crazy...we want the same rights, that doesn't mean we should punish people (especially the ones that have nothing to do with the past). I don't believe in restitutions
User avatar #26 - krobeles (04/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, the funny thing is, none of them really used to be Feminazi's. Its almost like they just decided one day that; "Yup. From now on, my ideology is gonna be shit!".
We had an arguement not too long ago, where they desperately argued, that since we say all sorts of crazy shit on the internet like "I'm gonna rape you untill you die!" and that kind of shit, that that was a sign of an underlying problem in our society, because since we say it online, that must mean we want to say it IRL too, which again must mean we're all secret rapists/sexists.
Fucking stupid as balls arguement...
User avatar #28 - evebishop (04/01/2014) [-]
It's easy to get brainwashed into it...where someone points out all the unfair things (and there are A LOT) and constantly tells you that your chances of getting raped are better then your chances of getting in a car accident it makes you scared and it can make you believe the hype and brain washing...
#78 - Soon as you become older than like, 13 as a Danish scout, its … 04/01/2014 on The Power of Prayer 0
#69 - This guy is so ******* amazing. He has like 200 s…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/01/2014 on Fucking naziscum +26
#200 - anonymous (04/01/2014) [-]
"Do what you must. I've already won."
User avatar #75 - gardex (04/01/2014) [-]
iirc he pulled his dick out
#36 - Why the hell would you want to study aboard in that soft-dicta… 03/31/2014 on China Random Fact Comp 0
#151 - Post results. 03/31/2014 on Get Help -2
#43 - Crying is stupid. I cant remember when i cried last. Dont… 03/31/2014 on Maybe every 17 seconds 0
#118 - I totally wanna go on that suicide hotline-chat and pretend I'…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/31/2014 on Get Help -2
User avatar #148 - huzibizi (03/31/2014) [-]
Haha I'm totally doing this
User avatar #151 - krobeles (03/31/2014) [-]
Post results.
#169 - Calling this "Preaching" is ******* stu…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/30/2014 on How I met a vegan 0
User avatar #195 - princesswhale (03/30/2014) [-]
Also btw I was referring to the comments not the post itself when I wrote that..
User avatar #191 - princesswhale (03/30/2014) [-]
Yeah I guess I did use the wrong word, I don't really mean preaching but it's the only thing I could think of.
I also know people will make fun of me and I don't care at all, but it just seems silly to moan about being made fun of by the vegans/veggies whilst also making fun of them.
Besides I wasn't trying to use funnyjunk to get any type of point across, I was just sharing my views like everyone else in the comments, I don't expect anyone to see my comment and want to change their mind.
I also really do not care what people think of me being a vegetarian just as meat eaters shouldn't care either because ultimatly it's up to you what to think and do and nobody should blame you or ridicule you for that.
#8 - Because people liked it. Personally, i liked it. People like s…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2014 on The Tony +2
User avatar #12 - whiteusername (03/30/2014) [-]
Perfectly valid reasoning there.
#11 - I know its named after the dude who invented it. I wasn't curi…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/29/2014 on (untitled) +5
User avatar #15 - mindofthegiant (03/29/2014) [-]
The term is used interchangeably but by the time you get to university level courses, "conical" is usually the preferred term. Though it depends on your profs
User avatar #12 - zakaizer (03/29/2014) [-]
Fuck... Well, turns out I can't read properly, my apologies.

And yeah, a 'hoover' is a name for a vacuum cleaner, coined from 'The Hoover Company', which were the first major international vacuum cleaner sellers.
#8 - **** off! 03/29/2014 on Repost -9
#7 - Is that actually what its called in English? Erlenmeyer flask?…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/29/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #16 - elden (03/29/2014) [-]
As a non-native speaker, I just wish that all the words in English were as easy and straightforward to pronounce as Erlenmeyer.
User avatar #10 - zakaizer (03/29/2014) [-]
It's called an Erlenmeyer because it's named after the guy who made it: Emil Erlenmeyer. It'd be like calling a Hoover a 'dust sucker' or a Wankel engine a 'spinny combustion engine'.
User avatar #11 - krobeles (03/29/2014) [-]
I know its named after the dude who invented it. I wasn't curious as to the nature of the word, but rather if you hadn't invented a different word for it.
I just looked it up, and it turns out you can also call it a "Conical flask" in English. Thats pretty much the only thing we call it in Danish.
Also, i supose by "Hoover" you are refering to a vacuum cleaner? Which I never even knew could be called a "Hoover".
User avatar #15 - mindofthegiant (03/29/2014) [-]
The term is used interchangeably but by the time you get to university level courses, "conical" is usually the preferred term. Though it depends on your profs
User avatar #12 - zakaizer (03/29/2014) [-]
Fuck... Well, turns out I can't read properly, my apologies.

And yeah, a 'hoover' is a name for a vacuum cleaner, coined from 'The Hoover Company', which were the first major international vacuum cleaner sellers.
#54 - Normal is what the majority of people are. Since most people a… 03/29/2014 on Just different 0
#201 - I'll dismantle this from the top, alright? I've neve… 03/28/2014 on Rape Culture 0
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User avatar #42 - revengeforfreeze (11/06/2013) [-]
yYOUS AN BRON?!
User avatar #43 to #42 - krobeles (11/06/2013) [-]
ehm, say what now??
User avatar #44 to #43 - revengeforfreeze (11/09/2013) [-]
you're a brony?
User avatar #45 to #44 - krobeles (11/09/2013) [-]
I dont identify as one, no.
Why?
User avatar #46 to #45 - revengeforfreeze (11/09/2013) [-]
>joined ponytime
>posted pony content
User avatar #47 to #46 - krobeles (11/09/2013) [-]
So? That dosen't make me a brony. That makes a dude who watches My Little Pony.
I recon theres a differance.
User avatar #48 to #47 - revengeforfreeze (11/09/2013) [-]
well okay
i didnt know the difference tbh
User avatar #49 to #48 - krobeles (11/09/2013) [-]
Its more of a personal thing, actually.
I view the "Bronies" as the greezy fat neck bearded Otaku-wannabies who attend cons and cosplay girls.
I'm not one of those.
User avatar #51 to #50 - krobeles (11/09/2013) [-]
Why'de you ask anyway?
User avatar #52 to #51 - revengeforfreeze (11/09/2013) [-]
don tnkow.
User avatar #53 to #52 - krobeles (11/09/2013) [-]
Weeell...Aaalright then..G'day...
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User avatar #30 - gemleonn (12/21/2012) [-]
Why is it every time I go to someone's profile to call them a ****** , there's always some weird pony **** going on?
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#26 - verminator (12/21/2012) [-]
Sup ***** !
User avatar #23 - elitefourkoga (12/21/2012) [-]
You're a ****** , harry.
User avatar #22 - orx (12/21/2012) [-]
This ******** got some ***** **** on his profile.
User avatar #16 - martiini (12/21/2012) [-]
Hey, ****** .
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#13 to #12 - zonryu (10/26/2012) [-]
and the last one is of fluttershy as a witch
User avatar #14 to #13 - zonryu (10/26/2012) [-]
good day to you sir
#10 to #9 - zonryu (10/26/2012) [-]
here is a color one
User avatar #11 to #10 - zonryu (10/26/2012) [-]
BRB i have to do a chore :/
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