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#129 - I bet you've never been bullied or had the **** kicked out of …  [+] (12 new replies) 06/13/2016 on SJW comp: Days of our life... 0
#137 - firsttimecaller (06/13/2016) [-]
Okay, ill take this bait and share a bit with you. I grew up in a trailer park, where daily the other "children" who were all 5-6 years older than me would jump me, i'd have to fight literally 5 kids all 2x+ my age daily. Had them break into my trailer waiting for the bus to try to beat my ass. I learned quickly hwo to win fights. I have an autisitc sister, who kids thought it was fun to make fun of, they got their asses beat in bloody pulps. I've worn a skirt around in public for the lolz (shit was so comfy, balls so breezy. If you are so sub human, you have ingrained into young children how to hate and act liek trash YOU ARE THE PROBLEM.
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#138 - krobeles (06/13/2016) [-]
Me, bait? You two numbskulls are spouting SJW bullshit on FJ. On a fucking Lotengo post of all places, and you accuse me of being bait? Yeah, alright...

Frankly, I dont even know what you're responding to. I never said that I wanted to "ingrain" into children, that was already to bully the puffs, merely that thats what children do. If you reject that thats what children do, you're an idiot. Plain and simple.
#143 - firsttimecaller (06/13/2016) [-]
Man you are just sad bait child. *sigh* How is thinking it's okay to let a kid wear the CLOTHES he wants "spouting SJW bullshit?" Stupid bait accounts so sad you need to try to troll FJ for fun XD
#144 - krobeles (06/13/2016) [-]
Ok, that there sealed the deal.
You had both the " *sigh* " and the "XD" thing in it. The fucking "Xe Dee" man. Really.
Still kinda made me chuckle, I guess.
#145 - firsttimecaller (06/13/2016) [-]

Anyone who thinks different then you wrong

When confronted with proof you are wrong, "Nope still right"

These last generation, such fucking trash. When did parents start failing so hard?????
#131 - jazzeki (06/13/2016) [-]
problem with this bullshit is that's actively encourageing those little shits to be bullies.

children at that age truely do not get the gender roles you want to enforce on them.
you know who you single he's an easy target to? because it's not the children. it's the other parents. who then make their kids into little bullying shits.

but it's only a specific kind of parents as well. it's parents who think like you.

you don't stop bullying by saying "don't be different just be like the bullies".

that's just the favorite argument from the bullies. you fucking bully.
#136 - krobeles (06/13/2016) [-]
Hah. Nice little mental gymnastics you pulled there. Wouldn't quite give you the gold, but maybe silver on a good day. You did after all, manage to demonize me in your own mind, so theres that...

Listen here and listen good. Bullies are like a nest of angry wasps. They'll attack you no matter what you do. The only logical thing to do, is to not go near them or do anything that encourages them to come over to you. Its not the parents who encourage their kids, you psychotic little fuck, how in the world did you ever delude yourself into thinking something like that? Do you seriously believe a 30-40-something parent, is going to encourage their kid to bully others? What kind of demented skewed view of your fellow man must you have, to come to this conclusion? You're fucking mental...

I'm not saying "Dont be different" I'm saying: "Dont do something, that you know full well will attract wasps". Hell, I am myself wearing a dress right fucking now and my ass-length hair is still wet! I'm totally for people being different, but elementary school isn't about being different. Its about learning a few basic things and doing so, while not getting your self-worth destroyed because you were dumb enough to attract an army of angry wasps!
I used to kick the shit out of the people who bullied me, y'know. Kicked them, punched them, scratched their faces to bloody messes. I send a guy to the hospital once, because he wanted to fuck with me. Do you think that was fun? Fuck no, it wasn't! It was fucking annoying, and it was largely the cause for why I had my basic education was fucked up! I had to swap schools because of it!
And do you wanna know what? I wasn't even dumb enough to wear a dress! I was just "dumb" enough, to be a bit of quirky kid. That was all it took to attract wasps. And do you wanna know what else? Despite me kicking the shit out of them, it didn't fucking stop. They just got more guys together and came back. Do you think this little puff has the guts to do what I did? To defend himself? I fucking dont. So by allowing this dress-wearing madness, you're effectively dooming him to several severe ass kickings and a lifetime of mockery, all to further your own fucking mind-warped lunatic agenda of "progressivism". You're destroying hes life to further your own political agenda. You and that kids parents, should both be fucking ashamed.
#156 - jazzeki (06/13/2016) [-]
sure they'll attack you no matter wehat you do.

so don't do anything that'll make them attack you. basicly roll over and die because anything is wrong.

you're the one defending bullies right to bully.
you can't stop them better run and hide.

however you have convinced me you're not a bully.

you a guy so ruined by bullying you're still giving in to bullies. it's incredibly sad honestly.
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#157 - krobeles (06/13/2016) [-]
Ok, now you're just fucking baiting, you sad tosser.
I just told you that I once sent a dude to the hospital. Wasn't for any small injury either. I kicked him in the face, after I had thrown the fucker to the ground. Bitch had to wear this medical eye-patch thingie on his eye for like half a year. Never as much as looked in my direction again. Does it sound like I endorse bulling behavior? Does it sound like I advocate for people just rolling over and dying?

What I'm saying is, dont needlessly attract trouble, unless you're ready to deal with that trouble, which kids generally aren't. These days, I dont give a shit what trouble finds me, because I know I'm capable of dealing with it. I'm physically fit and smart enough to deal with any situation that might come up. I bloody wasn't, back when I was 8...

Oh, and I know you were just trying to piss me off with your closing statement, but I wanna comment on it anyway:
For what its worth, I actually think being bullied did me good. It taught me, that not everybody can be talked to. Not everything can be solved peachfully. It taught me that violence, though not a preferable solution, is sometimes the only solution. It taught me, that you need to learn to stand up for yourself, or else the world is going to trample you. It taught me that nobody is going to fix your issues for you, so you better well have the spine and willpower to deal with it yourself. It taught me a certain degree of humility, and when it is and isn't a good idea to pick a fight. Some people are going to outmatch you, and those people who cant outmatch you, will find ways to fuck you over in more sly and shadowy ways, so you better be prepared to deal with both immidiate problems as well as surprises.
I am not "ruined" by my experience. If anything, I think I'm better off for it and I wouldn't change it, given the chance.

Honestly, I sincerely hope you're baiting, for if you're not, you're an intensely strange and stunted little human...
#158 - jazzeki (06/13/2016) [-]
it sounds like you are so fucking afraid of bullies that you suggest everyone else cower in fear of them like you do.

don't dare do anything that might incite their wrath.

and i don't fucking care what you belive the world has taught you when you sout vaule that contradict them.

stand up for yourself but don't do anything that might make bullies target you.

the world is trampleing on the kid who just want to wear a dress to school. and you're trampleing right along with it. all because of how much "better" you are for your experience.

as for how strange and stunted you belive i am... that's fine. i don't put much stock in what others think of me. least of all internet tough guys who think it's too scary to be yourself in the real world because bullies might come and get you.

you're a fucking hypocrit is what you are. are bullies comeing to get the kid or not?
should he learn to deal with it or should he hide the fact that aparently he likes to wear dresses? should he get a spine and face the people who might laugh at him or should he conform to expectations?

maybe we shouldn't tell this kid to not wear a dress. maybe we should tell the would be bullies who learn their behaviour from their parents anyway not to bully because someone is different.

but why do i bother. it's not like words will get trough to you. it's just "Bait". it's not a language you understand such as "fists" "bloody eyes" or "sending people to the hospital"...
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#159 - krobeles (06/13/2016) [-]
Ok. I'm going to stop writing to you now. In the same breath, you accuse me of cowering in fear, being an internet tough gay, a bully and a violent bastard who revels in sending people to the hospital. Atleast make up your mind on which evil to accuse me of...
If you're baiting, you're becomeing painfully obvious bait. On the off chance that you're not baiting though, you're really a very very strange little goblin of a person...
I'de wish you luck, but honestly, I doubt luck is going to fix whats wrong with you, in that case...
#160 - jazzeki (06/14/2016) [-]
none of those things contradict each other.

internet tough guys are basicly allways cowards who enjoy their violent fantasies.

you did revel in the story of the guy you send to the hospital, you do cower in fear of inciting the bullies who might come and get ya and you certainly are an internet tough guy because you wouldn't dare any of this shit in real life.

what stramnge little man i am indeed. not hideing who i am out of fear of how bullies may react.

P.S. calling every openion you disagree with and can't relate to bait because it makes you fly of the rails only makes you look bad.
but yes i did aim to make you do that. doesn't mean i don't belive what i wrote though.
#77 - The proper response to OPs messages would've been a short text… 06/12/2016 on black widow +4
#21 - Wasn't that a Mudslime terrorist attack though?  [+] (4 new replies) 06/12/2016 on Fifty dead after night club... +27
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#25 - olisaurus (06/12/2016) [-]
yes, which is why we must blame it on the guns
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#322 - ruped (06/13/2016) [-]
I don't see why you can't say "man fuck ISIS" and "Gee, maybe when a guy wh's been under FBI investigation twice can legally buy guns, we might need slightly stricter gun laws?"
#63 - anon (06/12/2016) [-]
Don't forget that the reason Muslims kill people is because of Global Warming and it's the NRAs fault.
#67 - I find it kinda funny, how you accuse people of having no soci…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/12/2016 on black widow +9
#75 - kingpongthedon (06/12/2016) [-]
When somebody calls, they have a reason. There are a few people for whom just to talk is a likely reason, close friends and family, and those are people whose call I'm going to answer. I don't know the context of OP's relationship with the girl, but they're clearly not best friends. And if you'll recall, he did have a motive for getting in touch with her, maybe not what she assumed but she was right in assuming he wasn't just calling to say hi.

And how is it white-knighting? Somebody left messages with zero context and expected the other person to feel it was important enough to warrant a response. That has nothing to do with gender.
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#77 - krobeles (06/12/2016) [-]
The proper response to OPs messages would've been a short text saying "Whats up?". She didn't bother doing that, so its entirely her fault. End of.

It becomes about gender, when you sabbortage your own mental faculties, in the persuit of explaining the girls behavior. If this is your first day on the internet, and you're unfammilar with what "white knighting" is, this is a pretty good definition of what it is.

Honestly, at this point I'm starting to suspect you're baiting...
#123 - Eeeh, yeah, kinda. I mean, its still pedophillia, and I would …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2016 on kids are weird. kids are... 0
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#129 - moomootv (06/12/2016) [-]
Well I wouldn't say justify it because when he found out he accepted what he did and didnt run from it. She even knew it was wrong by saying "Still 8 years until I become an adult...." and trying to keep it a secret even from him.
#85 - Sure. People are allowed to draw whatever they want. Its not l… 06/12/2016 on kids are weird. kids are... +3
#79 - When I read your comment, I just imagined somebody reading it,… 06/12/2016 on kids are weird. kids are... +2
#74 - Oh you'de be ******* surprised dude. The artist who made …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/12/2016 on kids are weird. kids are... 0
#90 - moomootv (06/12/2016) [-]
Not all of them are bad his "Love is Blind" one is actually kinda sweet. Alittle girl tricked a man into thinking she was a 20 year old midget.
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#123 - krobeles (06/12/2016) [-]
Eeeh, yeah, kinda. I mean, its still pedophillia, and I would almost argue, that the sweetness of it makes it all the worse, since one could argue that that comic is trying to justify it. The others atleast pressents the pedophiles as horrid monsters, whereas that one makes you sympathise with the pedophile.
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#129 - moomootv (06/12/2016) [-]
Well I wouldn't say justify it because when he found out he accepted what he did and didnt run from it. She even knew it was wrong by saying "Still 8 years until I become an adult...." and trying to keep it a secret even from him.
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#76 - joefrazer (06/12/2016) [-]
ya i read it, instantly filled with regret kids are stupid tho
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#79 - krobeles (06/12/2016) [-]
When I read your comment, I just imagined somebody reading it, for just the catharsis of seeing a kid getting fucked up, and in their mind, imagineing that that kid is the little snotty neighbors kid thats been bugging them.
Made me chuckle...
#13 - I guess. But honestly, I think if you're going into any anime … 06/12/2016 on Its Ohayo Noon 0
#11 - I find the fact that "cute girls doing cute things" …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/12/2016 on Its Ohayo Noon +1
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#12 - Tafixados (06/12/2016) [-]
they make them just because they sell a lot like battleharems
which i hate too - they follow the same formula, and after i watched like 3 of them i couldn't stand watching another one
it's painful to watch basically the same shit show over and over
it's like you're watching the endless 8, but 13 times as long
every season there's like 1-2 good shows and 3-5 decent shows
the rest are shit like that
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#13 - krobeles (06/12/2016) [-]
I guess. But honestly, I think if you're going into any anime expecting quality, you're kind of an idiot. I recently got done watching Konosuba, and while it did occationally make me chuckle, it was also pretty cringey and the jokes got a bit repetitive, especially the joke of two of the main characters. I say "The joke", because those characters only ever really had a single joke and it was always the fucking same...
I didn't mind all that much though, because from the get-go, I had already gotten myself into the mindset, that this was going to be a bit of mindless juvenile fun at best and cringeworthy autism that I could always just turn off, at worst.
I honestly think that thats how you need to approach anime these days. As long as new series are being shat out as fast as humanly possible, you're not going to be seeing anything resembling quality in it. Its a production line, really. Mass produced and shat out, to feed the masses who will mindlessly eat that shit up.