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Date Signed Up:8/08/2012
Last Login:8/22/2014
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#68 - Well, I think a severe ******* beating would've b… 07/12/2014 on Hello my dear 0
#261 - Picture 07/12/2014 on Famliy Guy 0
#258 - On a totally unrelated note, how much is a weekend vacation to…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/12/2014 on Famliy Guy 0
User avatar #259 - redstonealchemist (07/12/2014) [-]
more than you're willing to afford is my best guess
#261 - krobeles (07/12/2014) [-]
#117 - Dont try to tell me how to behave. Its their own fault they gr…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/12/2014 on Encourage their ass -9
#129 - fozzoul (07/15/2014) [-]
Or, you know, just dont be an backpassage.
#130 - krobeles (07/15/2014) [-]
What if I feel like being an backpassage? There are certainly less deserving people in soeciety, than the landwhales.
I think of it like a mix between Darwinism and tough love. If they buckle under people making fun of them, they'll kill themselves, and they'll be nobody's problem. If they power through the ridicule, they'll be all the stronger for it.
#186 - The people who says they want to "Avoid guild drama"…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2014 on Well i laughed... +1
#295 - hemomagus (07/14/2014) [-]
lol yes my stance exactly. every guild on vindictus i've ever been in has had a "no drama" rule, yet theres that one dude whos a complete intense bodyloveing backpassage. nobody intense bodyloveign likes him but i always seem to be the only one calling the dude out for it and i can just never stay in a guild in that game because they dont understand they can't have no drama, an backpassage member who never gets kicked and honest guildies. they need to pick 2, and they always go for all 3. pick very related.
User avatar #296 - hemomagus (07/14/2014) [-]
on an unrelated note i think we all need to sit down with addy and convince him to add an option to turn the ridiculous filter off.
#189 - twilightdusk (07/11/2014) [-]
It doesn't help that his stance on guild drama just adds guild drama.

"YOU DARE QUESTION ME!? YOU'RE CAUSING DRAMA! *BAN*"

Seemed to be his stance.
#40 - Not contend with being a giant ******* asswhipe o…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2014 on Smart bastard.. 0
#66 - areancoconut (07/12/2014) [-]
y u d instead of t?
#41 - sinery (07/11/2014) [-]
#46 - Some guildleaders are ******* power-crazy cunts. …  [+] (7 new replies) 07/11/2014 on Well i laughed... +5
User avatar #239 - swagfagit (07/12/2014) [-]
same thing happened to my guild Battlehamme got fuked hard by the guild leader being a douche
#180 - twilightdusk (07/11/2014) [-]
I was in a guild like that in FF14 (game calls them "Free Companies" but it's just a fancy way of saying guild). It had broken off from a larger, mostly inactive guild that built up numbers by blindly spamming invites, the leader for this new guild was uptight and angry-sounding about everything and banned me for getting into an argument for him, all while saying how much he wanted to avoid guild drama.
User avatar #186 - krobeles (07/11/2014) [-]
The people who says they want to "Avoid guild drama" are the ones who dont fucking get it. Not only because guild drama is kinda unavoidable, but also because guild drama is not something you'd want to avoid. Its fucking entertaining.
We had a girl in our guild who started cybering with this other dude in the guild, and send him a strip-video of herself. Being the brilliant internet gentleman is that he was, he send it to pretty much everyone who asked him for it. Understandbly, she got pissed and it caused a good'ol drama.
Or that one time this other girl got drunk and started asking random guild members if they wanted naked pics of her. Her boyfriend (our main Shaman) was less than pleased.
And thats not even going into the drama with me and the guilds only other Rettribution Paladin, who was mad jealous of me, because I had originally been brough in to replace him when he left in a fit of rage, and now that he was back, I was stealing his spotlight, especially since I mostly did better than him, so he hated my guts.

My point is, drama is fucking entertaining. Its like an interactive episode of Friends, where you get to control one of the actors. Anyone who says they dont want that, is either a fucking nitwit or a liar.
#295 - hemomagus (07/14/2014) [-]
lol yes my stance exactly. every guild on vindictus i've ever been in has had a "no drama" rule, yet theres that one dude whos a complete intense bodyloveing backpassage. nobody intense bodyloveign likes him but i always seem to be the only one calling the dude out for it and i can just never stay in a guild in that game because they dont understand they can't have no drama, an backpassage member who never gets kicked and honest guildies. they need to pick 2, and they always go for all 3. pick very related.
User avatar #296 - hemomagus (07/14/2014) [-]
on an unrelated note i think we all need to sit down with addy and convince him to add an option to turn the ridiculous filter off.
#189 - twilightdusk (07/11/2014) [-]
It doesn't help that his stance on guild drama just adds guild drama.

"YOU DARE QUESTION ME!? YOU'RE CAUSING DRAMA! *BAN*"

Seemed to be his stance.
#48 - hemomagus (07/11/2014) [-]
the most trouble i've had with a guild was when we had this my big black penetrative daddys sister join and he let her fucking lose on us. she was fucking up raids on purpose, paying people to pk the people she didn't like, and he just didn't care, so we all just left and he was too dumb to figure out why.
#68 - That thing is like a white gentleman of color. This is why int… 07/11/2014 on Mass Effect 4/24 0
#28 - I agree with the other dude. Gay as **** . … 07/11/2014 on Comment Song +1
#144 - Where is the funny? Where is the interesting? Is this turning … 07/11/2014 on :( 0
#24 - Ah. So its in a fictional frame of referance. I'm cool with th… 07/11/2014 on insanity 0
#2392 - **krobeles rolls 431,913,509** 07/11/2014 on Steam Keys 0
#21 - I dont know who this "Patrick Rothfuss" is, but he s…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2014 on insanity 0
#23 - albinoman (07/11/2014) [-]
This is the book that the quote is from. Patrick Rothfuss is from the best state in the U.S., Wisconsin. He is overall just a very fluffy man with a big heart. This is quoted from a portion of the book when his main character Kvothe, is about the age of ten has his family and friends all killed. This is about a chapter after all this happens, so not that over dramatic of a passage after all. I would highly recommend the book to anyone who remotely enjoys fantasy.
User avatar #24 - krobeles (07/11/2014) [-]
Ah. So its in a fictional frame of referance. I'm cool with that. I'm currently reading something else, a book named The Complete Jack The Ripper by Donald Rumbelow.
Its a pretty interesting book that gives a good picture of the Ripper killings and the time period in which they happened.
#52 - Congratulations. You rolled a Pony imagine. Please stand …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2014 on sister looks like that... -1
#99 - bluwizard (07/11/2014) [-]
**bluwizard rolled image** when i see the number of thumb downs to the number of pinkies up i get
#55 - wersand (07/11/2014) [-]
#4 - Ehm, wow. Thats..eh... Maybe you should ease up alittle bit? 07/11/2014 on Dominance +18
#37 - Slightly older Kevin Sorbo, but yeah. Kinda does. 07/10/2014 on LotR Art Comp +1
#146 - Welp. You actually did something. But that is hardly a steamy …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2014 on Match made in internet heaven? 0
User avatar #147 - kodiaxeattacks (07/09/2014) [-]
Going for funny. But steam in the form of internet references and puns there will be.
#109 - Well, the petition is still going and still needs a few more s… 07/09/2014 on We've moved on to the cow +1
#38 - >I feel stupid Oh trust me, you should. But not fo… 07/09/2014 on Science vs. Engineering vs.... -1
#99 - I'll do neither. You can have both IF you actually deliver. Bu…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/09/2014 on Match made in internet heaven? +1
User avatar #143 - kodiaxeattacks (07/09/2014) [-]
done
User avatar #146 - krobeles (07/09/2014) [-]
Welp. You actually did something. But that is hardly a steamy novella. I thumbed it. If you continue it, I might sub.
User avatar #147 - kodiaxeattacks (07/09/2014) [-]
Going for funny. But steam in the form of internet references and puns there will be.
#139 - kodiaxeattacks Comment deleted by krobeles
User avatar #103 - kodiaxeattacks (07/09/2014) [-]
Okay, no thumbs or subs. Let me know in the comments if you guys want me to write one.
#29 - A faggot like me, huh? And what exactly do you know about me, … 07/08/2014 on maybe.. -1
#24 - Just because all of your ex-girlfriends and female friends has…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/08/2014 on maybe.. -1
#26 - kez (07/08/2014) [-]
Sort your confidence issues out.

Its really pathetic.
User avatar #25 - poutinesalad (07/08/2014) [-]
Lol, coming from a faggot like you, thats not exactly insulting.
User avatar #29 - krobeles (07/08/2014) [-]
A faggot like me, huh? And what exactly do you know about me, outside of the fact that I dont share your particular view of women?
Not an aweful lot, is what. The "XXX like you!" insult only works, if your knowledge of that person extends beyond the fact that the person you're insulting exists.
Try again, you spass.
#12 - Picture 07/08/2014 on Marriage Equality +2
#5 - Or you could just avoid having to make these ricidulous assump…  [+] (19 new replies) 07/08/2014 on maybe.. 0
#9 - poutinesalad (07/08/2014) [-]
Good luck finding a woman who doesnt do this.

Actually good luck finding a woman at all, with the peachy-kind-hearted attitude you seem to have.
User avatar #24 - krobeles (07/08/2014) [-]
Just because all of your ex-girlfriends and female friends has been shrill cunts, with shit for brains and the communications skills of a pre-pubecent spunk-feeder, dosen't mean that all women are like that.
I feel sorry for you, that you have been associating with such unpleasant women.
#26 - kez (07/08/2014) [-]
Sort your confidence issues out.

Its really pathetic.
User avatar #25 - poutinesalad (07/08/2014) [-]
Lol, coming from a faggot like you, thats not exactly insulting.
User avatar #29 - krobeles (07/08/2014) [-]
A faggot like me, huh? And what exactly do you know about me, outside of the fact that I dont share your particular view of women?
Not an aweful lot, is what. The "XXX like you!" insult only works, if your knowledge of that person extends beyond the fact that the person you're insulting exists.
Try again, you spass.
User avatar #11 - ichies (07/08/2014) [-]
Have you ever had a real relationship? Past the infatuation and all those romantic moments, when you realize it's not all strawberry farts, and you consider every single thing about her, as a factor whether you want to spend the rest of your life with.
Women want reliability, not a fkin "kind-hearted" wuss who has 2 left hands and can't stand his ground. When you present something with yourself, a kind of self-reliance and pride (acquired only by being a 'man' - as in you get shit done), you make the rules, and they know that, but you give something waaaay more important for them, no matter what happens (beside betrayal), you'll be there, you might not realize just how much that matters to them.

So yeah, don't tell me how to treat my woman, I don't let her do the Yes/No/Maybe thing, because I am a man and I won't take such shit *grows beard instantly*.
#27 - kez (07/08/2014) [-]
I'm guessing you date which few girls let your bang them and watch anime and play video games every day.

Sort out your confidence issues, it is pathetic.
User avatar #28 - ichies (07/08/2014) [-]
Nope, she plays and watches with me, whenever I have the time between uni and work. Anything else? Bring it on.
User avatar #12 - poutinesalad (07/08/2014) [-]
Yes, yes i have. And if your "girlfriend" doesnt do that you're lying about her and are a faggot.
User avatar #13 - ichies (07/08/2014) [-]
You should read carefully, before you reply in angst.
Of course she tries to do that, but like I said, I don't let her do that, or any other retarded and over complicating thing like that. And why? Because I treat her like an equal, if I didn't do anything stupid, I just don't let her treat me like I did. The sooner you realize, that you both have to adapt to each other, that you can't just take everything neither for granted nor as an absolute, the better for your relationship. It works for ours.
User avatar #14 - poutinesalad (07/08/2014) [-]
Treat her like an equal by being a controlling prick?

Dont give me relationship tips buddy, i dont need them.
User avatar #15 - ichies (07/08/2014) [-]
Neither do I.
I'm an individualist and realist, I just refuse to fall into the stereotypical picture, of a woman holding a man by balls at home.

And what do you think women want to acquire, by doing the yes/no/maybe thing, or refusing to have sex, and all those stereotypical things? Control.
User avatar #16 - poutinesalad (07/08/2014) [-]
Lol just because they do that doesnt mean they control you.

Honestly you're getting on my nerves, stop replying i dont give a fuck about your opinions on relationships
User avatar #17 - ichies (07/08/2014) [-]
Getting angry already? Damn, talk about being narrow-minded.
You've got much to learn young grass-hoppa. Couldn't care less what you take from my little confession above, but realize this one thing, not everyone wants/does the same things as you, that's why there is more than one approach to relationships, nothing is set in stone because most should do it that particular way.

I DO NOT FUCKING BOW TO STEREOTYPES OF LESSER MEN, I HAVE ACQUIRED THE POWER OF A REAL MAN, WHO KNOWS WHAT HE WANTS. And my woman damn sure knows about it, she picked me for that. We are happy.
User avatar #18 - poutinesalad (07/08/2014) [-]
You're full of shit buddy. I'm not some white knight pussy, but calling a chick a cunt because she does... well what women do, makes you a prick who doesnt deserve shit.

The fact you feel need to tell me all this makes me believe you less.

Narrow minded? lol dont make me laugh.
User avatar #19 - ichies (07/08/2014) [-]
Where exactly did I call anyone a cunt huh? Trying to picture me as a bad guy? Well you couldn't be more wrong, I show my affection to her, not with sweet words or little things, but with sheer absolute devotion and care, in what I do for her, and I take pride in that. And you know why I do all that? Because I have utmost respect for her.
#21 - poutinesalad (07/08/2014) [-]
Cool story bro.

Also, my mistake, i thought you were the first guy i commented to.
User avatar #22 - ichies (07/08/2014) [-]
Suit yourself.
User avatar #20 - ichies (07/08/2014) [-]
Alongside the respect for myself. That's what I meant by equal.
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User avatar #42 - revengeforfreeze (11/06/2013) [-]
yYOUS AN BRON?!
User avatar #43 to #42 - krobeles (11/06/2013) [-]
ehm, say what now??
User avatar #44 to #43 - revengeforfreeze (11/09/2013) [-]
you're a brony?
User avatar #45 to #44 - krobeles (11/09/2013) [-]
I dont identify as one, no.
Why?
User avatar #46 to #45 - revengeforfreeze (11/09/2013) [-]
>joined ponytime
>posted pony content
User avatar #47 to #46 - krobeles (11/09/2013) [-]
So? That dosen't make me a brony. That makes a dude who watches My Little Pony.
I recon theres a differance.
User avatar #48 to #47 - revengeforfreeze (11/09/2013) [-]
well okay
i didnt know the difference tbh
User avatar #49 to #48 - krobeles (11/09/2013) [-]
Its more of a personal thing, actually.
I view the "Bronies" as the greezy fat neck bearded Otaku-wannabies who attend cons and cosplay girls.
I'm not one of those.
User avatar #51 to #50 - krobeles (11/09/2013) [-]
Why'de you ask anyway?
User avatar #52 to #51 - revengeforfreeze (11/09/2013) [-]
don tnkow.
User avatar #53 to #52 - krobeles (11/09/2013) [-]
Weeell...Aaalright then..G'day...
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User avatar #30 - gemleonn (12/21/2012) [-]
Why is it every time I go to someone's profile to call them a ****** , there's always some weird pony **** going on?
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#26 - verminator (12/21/2012) [-]
Sup ***** !
User avatar #23 - elitefourkoga (12/21/2012) [-]
You're a ****** , harry.
User avatar #22 - orx (12/21/2012) [-]
This ******** got some kinky **** on his profile.
User avatar #16 - martiini (12/21/2012) [-]
Hey, ****** .
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#13 to #12 - zonryu (10/26/2012) [-]
and the last one is of fluttershy as a witch
User avatar #14 to #13 - zonryu (10/26/2012) [-]
good day to you sir
#10 to #9 - zonryu (10/26/2012) [-]
here is a color one
User avatar #11 to #10 - zonryu (10/26/2012) [-]
BRB i have to do a chore :/
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