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Date Signed Up:7/29/2013
Last Login:9/17/2014
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Comment Ranking:#21239
Highest Content Rank:#8490
Highest Comment Rank:#3357
Content Thumbs: 33 total,  64 ,  31
Comment Thumbs: 668 total,  710 ,  42
Content Level Progress: 61.01% (36/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
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Level 154 Comments: Faptastic → Level 155 Comments: Faptastic
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Content Views:13144
Times Content Favorited:4 times
Total Comments Made:228
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    Post your desktop! Post your desktop!
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    Do your worst. Do your worst.
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    Hey there, sexy Hey there, sexy
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    Make my dream come true! Make my dream come true!
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User avatar #1 - crazyolitis (09/29/2013) [-]
I hereby claimeth thy profile-comment's virginity! In the name of the father, the son and the almight flying spaghetti monster.
User avatar #2 to #1 - kritican (09/29/2013) [-]
Oh my, this is all happening too soon!
User avatar #3 to #2 - crazyolitis (09/29/2013) [-]
So anyway, want some help with commenting so you can get to level 40?
User avatar #4 to #3 - kritican (09/29/2013) [-]
How does that work?
User avatar #5 to #4 - crazyolitis (09/29/2013) [-]
I guss that, if I see an opportunity for a joke which might earn some thumbs, I'll just tell you. You do the comment, and once you're level 40, you're on your own.
User avatar #6 to #5 - kritican (09/29/2013) [-]
That would be lovely!
User avatar #9 to #6 - crazyolitis (09/29/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4815885/It+s+my+first+time/

'Guess it really got her blood pumping'

Meh, it's been a while since I had to think of jokes without using pictures.
User avatar #8 to #6 - crazyolitis (09/29/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/animemanga/Wall+titan+is+watching+you+fap/iyTvGvl/

I think somethign along the lines of: 'He's not the only titan here, if you catch my drift'

Although it's a little risky.
User avatar #10 to #8 - kritican (09/29/2013) [-]
That's horrible :I
User avatar #11 to #10 - crazyolitis (09/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, but it's been ages since I've done things like this, and finding good content to make a joke, well, can be quite hard.
User avatar #12 to #11 - kritican (09/29/2013) [-]
Just like I am right now.
You can do it!
User avatar #13 to #12 - crazyolitis (09/29/2013) [-]
Can't find much at the moment. But, I can give you some advice: puns. Lots of 'em. That's how I started and I'm comment ranking #5.
User avatar #14 to #13 - puns (09/29/2013) [-]
i don't want your advice, i don't even know you
User avatar #15 to #14 - crazyolitis (09/29/2013) [-]
You should know me. I'm your son!
User avatar #16 to #15 - puns (09/29/2013) [-]
b-but you look so different now its been years
User avatar #17 to #16 - crazyolitis (09/29/2013) [-]
So you do know me. Why did you lie, father?
User avatar #18 to #17 - puns (09/29/2013) [-]
i was ashamed, these people they don't understand us
User avatar #19 to #18 - crazyolitis (09/29/2013) [-]
So you were ashamed of your son? How could you? I'm your son, for Buddha's sake!
User avatar #20 to #19 - puns (09/29/2013) [-]
see these people can't respect our religion they're all heretics i was trying to protect you
User avatar #21 to #20 - crazyolitis (09/29/2013) [-]
By dumping me into a trashcompactor when I was 8?!
User avatar #22 to #21 - puns (09/29/2013) [-]
i thought it was off....
User avatar #24 to #22 - puns (09/29/2013) [-]
i used the money your friends gave you
User avatar #23 to #22 - crazyolitis (09/29/2013) [-]
It even had spikes of doom in it. I mean, how could you even afford to rent such a thing for my birthday?
User avatar #7 to #6 - crazyolitis (09/29/2013) [-]
I'm currently searching in newest uploads.
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