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kritican

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Date Signed Up:7/29/2013
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#131 - I actually do. Don't tell me that's wrong too.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2015 on before and after 0
User avatar #132 - cormy (05/05/2015) [-]
Meh, I prefer it outside and only seen a bottle go bad once, because we had like... 12 of them in the cupboard for 5 years or something. Couldn't finish them all fast enough, we don't use much ketchup.
But yeah, it lasts... Forever but I don't think there's really a right or wrong way to do it. Ketchup actually gets a different taste and texture when it's left outside, but it doesn't taste BAD.
#103 - That's new to me! I usually just keep them in the fridge. Damn…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/05/2015 on before and after +1
User avatar #130 - cormy (05/05/2015) [-]
I bet you keep your ketchup in the fridge too, faggot.
User avatar #131 - kritican (05/05/2015) [-]
I actually do. Don't tell me that's wrong too.
User avatar #132 - cormy (05/05/2015) [-]
Meh, I prefer it outside and only seen a bottle go bad once, because we had like... 12 of them in the cupboard for 5 years or something. Couldn't finish them all fast enough, we don't use much ketchup.
But yeah, it lasts... Forever but I don't think there's really a right or wrong way to do it. Ketchup actually gets a different taste and texture when it's left outside, but it doesn't taste BAD.
#94 - Are you saying we should keep them out of the fridge? Is that,…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/05/2015 on before and after +3
User avatar #104 - komandantmirkoo (05/05/2015) [-]
usually store bought tomatos aren't very ripe to begin with. if you put the im the fridge they stop ripening and remain bland. room temperature works just fine for them and they get tastier over time.
User avatar #102 - notmadguy (05/05/2015) [-]
I keep them in a bowl covered with a paper towel, still fresh and ripe even after 1-2 weeks.
User avatar #103 - kritican (05/05/2015) [-]
That's new to me! I usually just keep them in the fridge. Damn, I was living a lie for the past 18 years.
User avatar #130 - cormy (05/05/2015) [-]
I bet you keep your ketchup in the fridge too, faggot.
User avatar #131 - kritican (05/05/2015) [-]
I actually do. Don't tell me that's wrong too.
User avatar #132 - cormy (05/05/2015) [-]
Meh, I prefer it outside and only seen a bottle go bad once, because we had like... 12 of them in the cupboard for 5 years or something. Couldn't finish them all fast enough, we don't use much ketchup.
But yeah, it lasts... Forever but I don't think there's really a right or wrong way to do it. Ketchup actually gets a different taste and texture when it's left outside, but it doesn't taste BAD.
#47 - Then you better tighten it up! 05/03/2015 on GTA V Motorcycle Save +1
#58 - Yeah, and when girls sleep with a lot of guys, they are whores… 04/30/2015 on Equality +3
#36 - My friend once failed a spell while we were playing DND. To ma… 04/28/2015 on RNGesus 0
#958 - Hey, I like Skyrim. Skyrim's nice! I want Skyrim! 04/28/2015 on Skyrim giveaway +1
#41 - Sadly, can't afford to update my PC. If I had the oppertunity,… 04/27/2015 on kritican's profile 0
#39 - I'm stuck with windows 7. Even scared of upgrading it or anyth…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2015 on kritican's profile 0
User avatar #40 - turdvang (04/27/2015) [-]
windows 10 gets out soon as a free upgrade to win 7 and win 8, and maybe you should change some components on your computer if you can.
User avatar #41 - kritican (04/27/2015) [-]
Sadly, can't afford to update my PC. If I had the oppertunity, I would just buy a new one no questions asked. And I heard about Microsoft using Windows 10 to lure yarr-harrs into updating and then sending their data back to Microsoft where they sue you and stuff. And I'm a yarr-harr.
#37 - That's actually a smart idea.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/27/2015 on kritican's profile 0
User avatar #38 - turdvang (04/27/2015) [-]
i got so much free space in my onedrive that comes with windows 8 and i can access all of it from any computer anytime, and its like the only thing i use cloud storage for anyway.
User avatar #39 - kritican (04/27/2015) [-]
I'm stuck with windows 7. Even scared of upgrading it or anything because I feel like my computer might catch on fire if I try running something that came out after 2010.
User avatar #40 - turdvang (04/27/2015) [-]
windows 10 gets out soon as a free upgrade to win 7 and win 8, and maybe you should change some components on your computer if you can.
User avatar #41 - kritican (04/27/2015) [-]
Sadly, can't afford to update my PC. If I had the oppertunity, I would just buy a new one no questions asked. And I heard about Microsoft using Windows 10 to lure yarr-harrs into updating and then sending their data back to Microsoft where they sue you and stuff. And I'm a yarr-harr.
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#25 - turdvang (04/27/2015) [-]
I'm here too fackin' stab you.
User avatar #28 to #26 - turdvang (04/27/2015) [-]
*stabbs* ur ded now
User avatar #30 to #29 - kritican (04/27/2015) [-]
Good thing I got one of these badboys. I should also learn to comment with a picture/gif and text at the same time.
User avatar #35 to #34 - kritican (04/27/2015) [-]
Sadly, my reaction folder died just few days ago. I would usually have like 30+ gifs of batman
#36 to #35 - turdvang (04/27/2015) [-]
feels bad man, i just moved my maymays to cloud-storage to prevent 			****		 like that
feels bad man, i just moved my maymays to cloud-storage to prevent **** like that
User avatar #37 to #36 - kritican (04/27/2015) [-]
That's actually a smart idea.
User avatar #38 to #37 - turdvang (04/27/2015) [-]
i got so much free space in my onedrive that comes with windows 8 and i can access all of it from any computer anytime, and its like the only thing i use cloud storage for anyway.
User avatar #39 to #38 - kritican (04/27/2015) [-]
I'm stuck with windows 7. Even scared of upgrading it or anything because I feel like my computer might catch on fire if I try running something that came out after 2010.
User avatar #40 to #39 - turdvang (04/27/2015) [-]
windows 10 gets out soon as a free upgrade to win 7 and win 8, and maybe you should change some components on your computer if you can.
User avatar #41 to #40 - kritican (04/27/2015) [-]
Sadly, can't afford to update my PC. If I had the oppertunity, I would just buy a new one no questions asked. And I heard about Microsoft using Windows 10 to lure yarr-harrs into updating and then sending their data back to Microsoft where they sue you and stuff. And I'm a yarr-harr.
User avatar #27 to #26 - kritican (04/27/2015) [-]
pls no
User avatar #1 - crazyolitis (09/29/2013) [-]
I hereby claimeth thy profile-comment's virginity! In the name of the father, the son and the almight flying spaghetti monster.
User avatar #2 to #1 - kritican (09/29/2013) [-]
Oh my, this is all happening too soon!
User avatar #3 to #2 - crazyolitis (09/29/2013) [-]
So anyway, want some help with commenting so you can get to level 40?
User avatar #4 to #3 - kritican (09/29/2013) [-]
How does that work?
User avatar #5 to #4 - crazyolitis (09/29/2013) [-]
I guss that, if I see an opportunity for a joke which might earn some thumbs, I'll just tell you. You do the comment, and once you're level 40, you're on your own.
User avatar #6 to #5 - kritican (09/29/2013) [-]
That would be lovely!
User avatar #9 to #6 - crazyolitis (09/29/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4815885/It+s+my+first+time/

'Guess it really got her blood pumping'

Meh, it's been a while since I had to think of jokes without using pictures.
User avatar #8 to #6 - crazyolitis (09/29/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/animemanga/Wall+titan+is+watching+you+fap/iyTvGvl/

I think somethign along the lines of: 'He's not the only titan here, if you catch my drift'

Although it's a little risky.
User avatar #10 to #8 - kritican (09/29/2013) [-]
That's horrible :I
User avatar #11 to #10 - crazyolitis (09/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, but it's been ages since I've done things like this, and finding good content to make a joke, well, can be quite hard.
User avatar #12 to #11 - kritican (09/29/2013) [-]
Just like I am right now.
You can do it!
User avatar #13 to #12 - crazyolitis (09/29/2013) [-]
Can't find much at the moment. But, I can give you some advice: puns. Lots of 'em. That's how I started and I'm comment ranking #5.
User avatar #14 to #13 - puns (09/29/2013) [-]
i don't want your advice, i don't even know you
User avatar #15 to #14 - crazyolitis (09/29/2013) [-]
You should know me. I'm your son!
User avatar #16 to #15 - puns (09/29/2013) [-]
b-but you look so different now its been years
User avatar #17 to #16 - crazyolitis (09/29/2013) [-]
So you do know me. Why did you lie, father?
User avatar #18 to #17 - puns (09/29/2013) [-]
i was ashamed, these people they don't understand us
User avatar #19 to #18 - crazyolitis (09/29/2013) [-]
So you were ashamed of your son? How could you? I'm your son, for Buddha's sake!
User avatar #20 to #19 - puns (09/29/2013) [-]
see these people can't respect our religion they're all heretics i was trying to protect you
User avatar #21 to #20 - crazyolitis (09/29/2013) [-]
By dumping me into a trashcompactor when I was 8?!
User avatar #22 to #21 - puns (09/29/2013) [-]
i thought it was off....
User avatar #24 to #22 - puns (09/29/2013) [-]
i used the money your friends gave you
User avatar #23 to #22 - crazyolitis (09/29/2013) [-]
It even had spikes of doom in it. I mean, how could you even afford to rent such a thing for my birthday?
User avatar #7 to #6 - crazyolitis (09/29/2013) [-]
I'm currently searching in newest uploads.
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