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Date Signed Up:7/29/2013
Last Login:12/18/2014
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Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
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    Post your desktop! Post your desktop!
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    Do your worst. Do your worst.
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#434 - **kritican used "*roll male privilege*"** **kritican rolls … 5 hours ago on check your male privilege +1
#14 - It took me a minute. Great one, mate! 5 hours ago on tittle 0
#34 - I use it for LARP-ing, but it can be used for actual combat. N…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2014 on Dark Souls in a nutshell 0
#41 - galanorth (12/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, battle-ready armor is stupid expensive, but I wont be a penniless college student forever.
#31 - I got one customly made by my friend for 800 euros. Best money…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/03/2014 on Dark Souls in a nutshell +1
User avatar #33 - kompel (12/03/2014) [-]
Is this just for show or can you actually use it in combat?
User avatar #34 - kritican (12/03/2014) [-]
I use it for LARP-ing, but it can be used for actual combat. Not really that effective due to several places where a sword can penetrate it, though. Like, the sides are exposed, as well as the back of the legs. They didn't let me go to the Battle of the Nations with it
#41 - galanorth (12/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, battle-ready armor is stupid expensive, but I wont be a penniless college student forever.
#1194 - **kritican rolls 302,084,036** 11/29/2014 on FireFuel Gives Thanks 2 0
#1193 - **kritican rolls 537,474,683**  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2014 on FireFuel Gives Thanks 2 0
User avatar #1194 - kritican (11/29/2014) [-]
**kritican rolls 302,084,036**
#1192 - **kritican rolls 685,313,507**  [+] (2 new replies) 11/29/2014 on FireFuel Gives Thanks 2 0
User avatar #1193 - kritican (11/29/2014) [-]
**kritican rolls 537,474,683**
User avatar #1194 - kritican (11/29/2014) [-]
**kritican rolls 302,084,036**
#1191 - **kritican rolls 173,609,773**  [+] (3 new replies) 11/29/2014 on FireFuel Gives Thanks 2 0
User avatar #1192 - kritican (11/29/2014) [-]
**kritican rolls 685,313,507**
User avatar #1193 - kritican (11/29/2014) [-]
**kritican rolls 537,474,683**
User avatar #1194 - kritican (11/29/2014) [-]
**kritican rolls 302,084,036**
#1189 - **kritican rolls 114,826,295**  [+] (4 new replies) 11/29/2014 on FireFuel Gives Thanks 2 0
User avatar #1191 - kritican (11/29/2014) [-]
**kritican rolls 173,609,773**
User avatar #1192 - kritican (11/29/2014) [-]
**kritican rolls 685,313,507**
User avatar #1193 - kritican (11/29/2014) [-]
**kritican rolls 537,474,683**
User avatar #1194 - kritican (11/29/2014) [-]
**kritican rolls 302,084,036**
#5 - **kritican rolls 12,179** It's in the whole "… 11/28/2014 on Time for a new steam... 0
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User avatar #1 - crazyolitis (09/29/2013) [-]
I hereby claimeth thy profile-comment's virginity! In the name of the father, the son and the almight flying spaghetti monster.
User avatar #2 to #1 - kritican ONLINE (09/29/2013) [-]
Oh my, this is all happening too soon!
User avatar #3 to #2 - crazyolitis (09/29/2013) [-]
So anyway, want some help with commenting so you can get to level 40?
User avatar #4 to #3 - kritican ONLINE (09/29/2013) [-]
How does that work?
User avatar #5 to #4 - crazyolitis (09/29/2013) [-]
I guss that, if I see an opportunity for a joke which might earn some thumbs, I'll just tell you. You do the comment, and once you're level 40, you're on your own.
User avatar #6 to #5 - kritican ONLINE (09/29/2013) [-]
That would be lovely!
User avatar #9 to #6 - crazyolitis (09/29/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4815885/It+s+my+first+time/

'Guess it really got her blood pumping'

Meh, it's been a while since I had to think of jokes without using pictures.
User avatar #8 to #6 - crazyolitis (09/29/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/animemanga/Wall+titan+is+watching+you+fap/iyTvGvl/

I think somethign along the lines of: 'He's not the only titan here, if you catch my drift'

Although it's a little risky.
User avatar #10 to #8 - kritican ONLINE (09/29/2013) [-]
That's horrible :I
User avatar #11 to #10 - crazyolitis (09/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, but it's been ages since I've done things like this, and finding good content to make a joke, well, can be quite hard.
User avatar #12 to #11 - kritican ONLINE (09/29/2013) [-]
Just like I am right now.
You can do it!
User avatar #13 to #12 - crazyolitis (09/29/2013) [-]
Can't find much at the moment. But, I can give you some advice: puns. Lots of 'em. That's how I started and I'm comment ranking #5.
User avatar #14 to #13 - puns (09/29/2013) [-]
i don't want your advice, i don't even know you
User avatar #15 to #14 - crazyolitis (09/29/2013) [-]
You should know me. I'm your son!
User avatar #16 to #15 - puns (09/29/2013) [-]
b-but you look so different now its been years
User avatar #17 to #16 - crazyolitis (09/29/2013) [-]
So you do know me. Why did you lie, father?
User avatar #18 to #17 - puns (09/29/2013) [-]
i was ashamed, these people they don't understand us
User avatar #19 to #18 - crazyolitis (09/29/2013) [-]
So you were ashamed of your son? How could you? I'm your son, for Buddha's sake!
User avatar #20 to #19 - puns (09/29/2013) [-]
see these people can't respect our religion they're all heretics i was trying to protect you
User avatar #21 to #20 - crazyolitis (09/29/2013) [-]
By dumping me into a trashcompactor when I was 8?!
User avatar #22 to #21 - puns (09/29/2013) [-]
i thought it was off....
User avatar #24 to #22 - puns (09/29/2013) [-]
i used the money your friends gave you
User avatar #23 to #22 - crazyolitis (09/29/2013) [-]
It even had spikes of doom in it. I mean, how could you even afford to rent such a thing for my birthday?
User avatar #7 to #6 - crazyolitis (09/29/2013) [-]
I'm currently searching in newest uploads.
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