Angels sang out... in immaculate chorus.
down from the heavens... descended Chuck Norris
who delivered a kick.... which could shatter bones....
into the crotch.... of Indiana Jones,
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain,
as Batman changed back, into Bruce Wayne.
But Chuck saw through... his clever disguise,
and he crushed Batman's head between his thighs..

then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of nowhere lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on in total awe