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Age: 25
Facebook Profile: fuck you
Consoles Owned: xbox 360, xbox one
X-box Gamertag: SSGTDeathShadow
Interests: motocross, xgames, nfl, texans
Date Signed Up:1/29/2010
Last Login:11/01/2014
Location:texas
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#127 - notice the dates go backwards 12/02/2013 on I wish I had a friend like... -1
#306 - the irony that even you don't know his name 12/02/2013 on (untitled) 0
#94 - it hit the backboard... -__- 11/29/2013 on worlds longest basketball shot -1
#17 - gen 9 pokemon 11/29/2013 on Phantasmagorical Animals by... +2
#7 - brian is aliberal douche, seymore was a loyal companion, who d… 11/28/2013 on Which one was sadder? +1
#2 - mind=blown 11/28/2013 on worlds longest basketball shot +3
#67 - dude perfect would be proud 11/28/2013 on Wow 0
#32 - feeling fabulous 11/22/2013 on Yeahhh 0
#13 - too much effort, he just could went in a time machine and gone…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2013 on it's the little things -1
User avatar #22 - wiinor (11/21/2013) [-]
Why not just murder himself when he was baby and drink all the milk he could have had up to this point?
#64 - that definatley wouldn't make the school go broke  [+] (14 new replies) 11/21/2013 on The solution +8
User avatar #95 - rhiaanor (11/21/2013) [-]
U.S. Colleges have just been raising the damned fees because the new generations will take it. It pisses me off personally for two reasons, but regardless, when they can't even supply you with a fucking text book with all the money you're paying to get in the damn college. And it's not like it's that expensive, the government helps, and proffessors generally don't do anything besides speak. Unless you're going to a tech school of course where you actually do stuff on occasion. And a fucking community college is upwards of 8 grand now I believe, in arizona at least. It's ridiculous.
User avatar #78 - godtherapist (11/21/2013) [-]
University in the US 20,000$ a semester.

University in Canada 5,000$ a semester.

Canada has a better ranked education system than the US but costs a shit ton less. Why do you think that is?
#99 - therealsupanova (11/21/2013) [-]
really? check out the top 50 international universities

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Times_Higher_Education_World_University_Rankings
User avatar #157 - godtherapist (11/21/2013) [-]
That ranking is based on things like Income and Reputation and Population. It gives very little information about how well people are taught and the level of education being handed out.
#174 - therealsupanova (11/22/2013) [-]
not to mention what you just said is flat out false, right on the article it explains their methodology - 30% from teaching, 30% from research, and 32.5% from citations. only 2.5% comes from income...
#173 - therealsupanova (11/22/2013) [-]
there are plenty of other sources to corroborate the quality of education in the united states. Its no secret. I promise you there are way more Canadians that come to the US for school than Americans who go to Canada for school.
User avatar #175 - godtherapist (11/22/2013) [-]
Ok fine, lets say that it is, know where the BEST education comes from? Norway.

Norway is number one in education as ranked by the UN. Irrefutably better than both America and Canada. Their higher education is cheaper than both of those countries.

More money =/= better education.
#179 - therealsupanova (11/22/2013) [-]
Scandinavia in general has better k-12 education than the rest of the world. However, the BEST higher education irrefutably comes from america. Thats why so many Scandinavian students go to university in America. You just said that Norway is cheaper - that may be so but as you said yourself "more money =/= better education".
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User avatar #71 - onkii (11/21/2013) [-]
Schools get a ton of help from the government and rich philanthropists. They are also sitting on literally billions of dollars worth of endowments that they already have saved up.

They just keep raising the prices because they can. They know people have to pay, and they also know that there really is no way to cap the spending that they are doing so they just continue to spend money on unnecessary amenities like pretty-looking eating quarters and gyms.
User avatar #73 - halor (11/21/2013) [-]
that depends on the school's age and size, i go to a smaller university and government funding cuts out in mid october, at which point donors and alumni pick up the slack...probably comes from the fact that we're in Texas but don't have a football team
#74 - onkii (11/21/2013) [-]
You're in Texas and don't have a football team??
User avatar #151 - halor (11/21/2013) [-]
there's a couple schools down here that don't, either due to lack of student interest or lack of funding
#82 - Comment deleted 11/21/2013 on Find the original 0
#97 - #SeppukuLyfe 11/21/2013 on "D-on't come home" 0
#96 - nice try 11/21/2013 on "D-on't come home" 0
#95 - Famiry* 11/21/2013 on "D-on't come home" +1
#94 - i likes this story more than the contend, well played, nice bu… 11/20/2013 on Twitter Rooftop Breakup +2
#92 - DAAAAAYYUUUUM BUUUUURN!!!!! 11/20/2013 on Twitter Rooftop Breakup +1
#91 - this man said her name was Rachael that's clearly Pamela handerson  [+] (2 new replies) 11/20/2013 on Twitter Rooftop Breakup +4
#277 - anonymous (11/20/2013) [-]
palmela*
User avatar #213 - edwardyeap (11/20/2013) [-]
Nahhh, pretty sure that's Jill.
#90 - ******* lost it at #team rachael  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2013 on Twitter Rooftop Breakup +1
User avatar #100 - pataratreyu (11/20/2013) [-]
how the fuck did i miss that! lmfao
#119 - huh i did not know that 11/19/2013 on How an AK47 works 0
#93 - that is actually an ak 74 but still a cool gif, (you can tell …  [+] (4 new replies) 11/19/2013 on How an AK47 works +2
#117 - puttbenis (11/19/2013) [-]
Actually young Ivan, this would be the AK47. Pictured below is the two rounds, the bullet on the left is 5.45 x 39 it is the ammunition used in the AK74, to the right is your traditional kebab killer 7.62 x 39. The 5.45 ammunition is like a needle, very thin. This bullet is stupid deadly, because it will not go in and out of a person, it will tumble inside of them making delicious fish soup out of organ. The 7.62 ammunition will go in and out of someone and through their neighbor, the next neighbor, and then land in Alaska for bear to eat. Also the mag curve is on both the 47, and 74. I can upload a pic of my 74 variant with its mag, but I do not own a great glorious 47, yet....
User avatar #119 - krispybananaz (11/19/2013) [-]
huh i did not know that
User avatar #94 - negativeone (11/19/2013) [-]
Same shit, same numbers, different arrangement.
User avatar #100 - reduxalicious (11/19/2013) [-]
Except it fires a 5.45×39mm round.. and the gas tube has a spring washer attached to its rear end designed to retain the gas tube more securely. The lower handguard is fitted with a leaf spring that reduces play in the rifle's lateral axis by keeping the wood tensioned between the receiver and the handguard retainer, and it has a different grip.
#7 - classic 11/18/2013 on they dont think +1
#2 - Comment deleted 11/18/2013 on new from warn a brotha 0
#682 - youre retarded man, look when the comment was posted 11/16/2013 on Fallout 4 announced 0
#8 - **** im stupid I looked at the top left cookie, a…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/16/2013 on look top left +131
#52 - starzero (11/16/2013) [-]
You are not alone.
#22 - fullmetaloptimist (11/16/2013) [-]
That's the cookie you give to somebody you hate
User avatar #17 - Dember (11/16/2013) [-]
I was looking for some kind of design or pattern in the chip arrangement. Wouldn't have even been shocked to see a dick and balls drawn out in the chocolate chips. I guess we both over-think things occasionally...still feel kind of silly, though.
#41 - first panel, I must sex now 11/16/2013 on Lovely nurse is lovely +1
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#235 - miia (01/22/2014) [-]
**miia cuddles and coils around you**
User avatar #229 - badsamaritan ONLINE (01/17/2014) [-]
NO MR. NOODLE!
GOD DAMNIT MR. NOODLE
User avatar #230 to #229 - krispybananaz (01/17/2014) [-]
that's ghey M'kay
User avatar #232 to #230 - badsamaritan ONLINE (01/17/2014) [-]
Good morning btw
User avatar #231 to #230 - badsamaritan ONLINE (01/17/2014) [-]
I have you know I beat Halo 4 on legendary and only cried for 20 minutes
User avatar #234 to #233 - badsamaritan ONLINE (01/17/2014) [-]
Dude idk about St. Pius for baseball.... ***** weird this year
#205 - sierraoneoneseven (05/17/2013) [-]
I will murder your dog
User avatar #207 to #205 - krispybananaz (05/17/2013) [-]
shut up thad
#208 to #207 - sierraoneoneseven (05/17/2013) [-]
shhhh no one is supposed to know my identity
User avatar #209 to #208 - krispybananaz (05/17/2013) [-]
shut up JT
#210 to #209 - sierraoneoneseven (05/17/2013) [-]
Yes that is right i am JT
Yes that is right i am JT
User avatar #211 to #210 - krispybananaz (05/17/2013) [-]
GIT YER AZ OFF MAH PRUFILE THADDD
User avatar #213 to #212 - krispybananaz (05/17/2013) [-]
im killing you next time I see you
#214 to #213 - sierraoneoneseven (05/17/2013) [-]
i will be ready and masturbating
User avatar #215 to #214 - krispybananaz (05/17/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words.
User avatar #219 to #218 - krispybananaz (05/17/2013) [-]
halo blows anyways shut up
User avatar #220 to #219 - sierraoneoneseven (05/17/2013) [-]
your mom blows
User avatar #221 to #220 - krispybananaz (05/17/2013) [-]
your moms a ******* vacuum cleaner shut up
User avatar #222 to #221 - sierraoneoneseven (05/17/2013) [-]
At least my mom is $399.99 at Walmart and yours is the hotel vacuum
User avatar #223 to #222 - krispybananaz (05/17/2013) [-]
nothing cost 399 at walmart ******
User avatar #225 to #224 - krispybananaz (05/17/2013) [-]
does the rope come as an accessory or separate price
User avatar #226 to #225 - sierraoneoneseven (05/17/2013) [-]
separate of coarse
you can find rope in isle 13 in the lynch department
#200 - badsamaritan ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
**badsamaritan rolled a random image posted in comment #3935796 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** Mercedes in this scene
User avatar #201 to #200 - badsamaritan ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
**badsamaritan rolled a random comment #5 posted by mysterie at FJ Dormitories ** :
k
she wants you to
User avatar #202 to #201 - badsamaritan ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
**badsamaritan rolled a random comment #3490348 posted by ShadowUnderCover at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE ** :
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k her
#203 to #202 - badsamaritan ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
**badsamaritan rolled a random comment #1577437 posted by GodzillaFTW at Friendly ** :
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User avatar #204 to #203 - badsamaritan ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
I'm done,
To many one word responses
#199 - badsamaritan ONLINE (09/27/2012) [-]
mad my OC made the front page after the post that i made that you posted made the front page? funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4125305/Racist/
User avatar #193 - badsamaritan ONLINE (08/17/2012) [-]
**badsamaritan rolls 38** if i get dubs i come over sometime and we go to the roc, if the number starts with ) i wont see you till a 3-4 day weekend
User avatar #194 to #193 - badsamaritan ONLINE (08/17/2012) [-]
**badsamaritan rolls 1** if zero my girlfriend is a whore
User avatar #186 - krispybananaz (01/29/2012) [-]
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User avatar #182 - whomadewho (01/15/2012) [-]
hello
User avatar #183 to #245 - krispybananaz (01/15/2012) [-]
hey bro
#177 - Robrey (10/12/2011) [-]
I did something and stuff, ****** .
User avatar #198 to #177 - krispybananaz (08/17/2012) [-]
id buy it
User avatar #171 - Kodylol (07/22/2011) [-]
I like how most of the comments on your profile are by you. Nice.
User avatar #172 to #228 - krispybananaz (07/31/2011) [-]
i do my best :P
User avatar #163 - krispybananaz (06/14/2011) [-]
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User avatar #162 - krispybananaz (06/14/2011) [-]
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User avatar #158 - JamaicanBacon (05/08/2011) [-]
why the friend request?
User avatar #159 to #213 - krispybananaz (05/11/2011) [-]
its been a while, i forgot
User avatar #152 - thesandwhichmaker (05/07/2011) [-]
**thesandwhichmaker rolls 26** dubs and i'm the queen of fj
User avatar #153 to #207 - thesandwhichmaker (05/07/2011) [-]
**thesandwhichmaker rolls 57** one more time
User avatar #154 to #208 - thesandwhichmaker (05/07/2011) [-]
**thesandwhichmaker rolls 46** damnit
User avatar #155 to #209 - krispybananaz (05/07/2011) [-]
**krispybananaz rolls 5,119** dubs and your a badass
User avatar #156 to #210 - krispybananaz (05/07/2011) [-]
well there ya go
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User avatar #173 to #205 - krispybananaz (09/14/2011) [-]
perfect oh and before i forget, Q. that is all
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