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#3 - my name is derek  [+] (3 new replies) 02/04/2013 on F*ck Derek! +21
User avatar #4 - krispybananaz (02/04/2013) [-]
and this sounds like something id do
User avatar #5 - atomschlumpf (02/04/2013) [-]
well, then fuck you derek....I guess
User avatar #16 - krispybananaz (02/05/2013) [-]
fair enough
#45 - Comment deleted 02/03/2013 on dead nigger babby -1
#214 - well would u rather have seth rogen or some **** ,…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2013 on Silent death 0
User avatar #227 - thedudeistheman (02/03/2013) [-]
How can you even make that comparison? Seth Rogen does comedies, not action movies. There have been plenty of great war movies/action movies without Navy SEALs playing the characters. For example:

Jarhead
Full Metal Jacket
Zero Dark Thirty

These are movies where the respective branches of the military did not have actual members of said branch portraying the characters, and the acting isn't awful.
#209 - navy seals do it better than an actor ever would because thyve…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/03/2013 on Silent death 0
User avatar #212 - thedudeistheman (02/03/2013) [-]
The acting in Act of Valor was pretty awful. Outside of the combat scenes, it was dead.
User avatar #214 - krispybananaz (02/03/2013) [-]
well would u rather have seth rogen or some shit, prob not
User avatar #227 - thedudeistheman (02/03/2013) [-]
How can you even make that comparison? Seth Rogen does comedies, not action movies. There have been plenty of great war movies/action movies without Navy SEALs playing the characters. For example:

Jarhead
Full Metal Jacket
Zero Dark Thirty

These are movies where the respective branches of the military did not have actual members of said branch portraying the characters, and the acting isn't awful.
#84 - im christian and straight and i say **** you 02/02/2013 on Feelbook (1) +1
#69 - so this is what quop guy has been doing this whole time 02/02/2013 on Magician Simulator 2013 -1
#7 - i always knew the soldier was clay mathews 01/31/2013 on Soldiers hair +2
#6 - Comment deleted 01/31/2013 on Soldiers hair 0
#83 - what the hell is good about this  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2013 on Good Guy Dumbass Celebrities 0
User avatar #109 - scooba (01/31/2013) [-]
This is good because when dumb people do dumb things and are punished for it there is reason for celebration. There is reason for celebration because so very many dumb people do dumb things without consequences.
#192 - so this is what the qwop guy has been doing with his time 01/30/2013 on Surgery Simulator 2013 +4
#142 - too bad that is a complete dick to moran the rest of the time 01/30/2013 on Bros before Hoes 0
#121 - not shopped at all 01/29/2013 on Perfect Timing #86: Just... 0
#435 - this is the first ive been on fj since yesterday, and hes my …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2013 on 3 kinds of people 0
User avatar #436 - Keoul (01/29/2013) [-]
No they are not "Educated Guesses" they are still assumptions because all your accusations have no evidence to back it up or even suggest such things.

Why are you commenting anyway I thought you were done.
#433 - real mature, the reason i left was because i realized you are …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/29/2013 on 3 kinds of people 0
User avatar #434 - Keoul (01/29/2013) [-]
Real brave, waiting 2 days before replying back.

See what you have right there are assumptions, and coincidentally they would apply to yourself as well seeing as you're "sitting on fj" as well, if not then how the hell did you post?

And why else would your friend there come unless you went crying to him? Either he's white knighting you or you went crying to him, simple as that.
User avatar #435 - krispybananaz (01/29/2013) [-]
this is the first ive been on fj since yesterday, and hes my friend in real life, we kinda mess with each other on here, he was probably on my profile or something, idk why dont you ask him, and those arent just assumptions. they are educated guesses. a step up from an assuption. but my argument still stands. and by saying i waited two days and saying that i am sitting on fj are hypocritical points
User avatar #436 - Keoul (01/29/2013) [-]
No they are not "Educated Guesses" they are still assumptions because all your accusations have no evidence to back it up or even suggest such things.

Why are you commenting anyway I thought you were done.
#159 - i love this picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2013 on CANADA +1
#164 - badsamaritan (01/27/2013) [-]
yepp me too
#12 - op is a faggot  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2013 on So angry 0
User avatar #13 - badsamaritan (01/27/2013) [-]
NOOOOOOO!!!!!
#137 - thats funny as **** , starch out of *******…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2013 on CANADA +1
#138 - autoxx (01/27/2013) [-]
It hit him in face so hard you could see the pads of all four feet at the same time.
I was recording video for the lulz.
#346 - you started the argument, now youre trying to pin it in me, it…  [+] (13 new replies) 01/27/2013 on 3 kinds of people 0
User avatar #347 - Keoul (01/27/2013) [-]
You said something stupid and I addressed it.
And I hope you understand but "sarcasm" isn't exactly easily conveyed through text, furthermore how do you even know what that means? None of your comments indicate sarcasm.

And for the record talking to a brick wall would be more nourishing to the intellect than talking to you.
#348 - badsamaritan (01/27/2013) [-]
yfw
#349 - Keoul (01/27/2013) [-]
#351 - badsamaritan (01/27/2013) [-]
#352 - Keoul (01/27/2013) [-]
Pfft totally saw this coming.
Krispybanana face ran away but he's still crying about it, and you're his white knight. How romantic.
User avatar #433 - krispybananaz (01/29/2013) [-]
real mature, the reason i left was because i realized you are a sad lonely pathetic fuck who has nothing to do with his life than sit on fj and look WAY to far into a simple comment, i didnt send in my knight in shining armor or whatever. go to school , get some friends, do something recreational, get laid do whatever. just you must be very lonley with your life if you are sitting on the internet, being annoying. youre not worth my time in the least bit, a zit on the face of the earth if anything
User avatar #434 - Keoul (01/29/2013) [-]
Real brave, waiting 2 days before replying back.

See what you have right there are assumptions, and coincidentally they would apply to yourself as well seeing as you're "sitting on fj" as well, if not then how the hell did you post?

And why else would your friend there come unless you went crying to him? Either he's white knighting you or you went crying to him, simple as that.
User avatar #435 - krispybananaz (01/29/2013) [-]
this is the first ive been on fj since yesterday, and hes my friend in real life, we kinda mess with each other on here, he was probably on my profile or something, idk why dont you ask him, and those arent just assumptions. they are educated guesses. a step up from an assuption. but my argument still stands. and by saying i waited two days and saying that i am sitting on fj are hypocritical points
User avatar #436 - Keoul (01/29/2013) [-]
No they are not "Educated Guesses" they are still assumptions because all your accusations have no evidence to back it up or even suggest such things.

Why are you commenting anyway I thought you were done.
#353 - badsamaritan (01/27/2013) [-]
lets even the playing field a bit then shall we. we may only talk in rhymes from this point. you have first go.
#354 - Keoul (01/27/2013) [-]
A rap battle? O.o

Your friend is a freaking fool
Yelling his head off at nothing
And what are you here for, you tool?
Fighting his fights, you know he can't win!
Go tell him to get an education
And stop the self-masturbation
Maybe then he'll get his head straight
From his ass back to his neck.
User avatar #355 - badsamaritan (01/27/2013) [-]
Ohh a rap battle
Well I am host,
and a good host should withhold the up most,
Would you like some toast?
I'm sorry to boast
But id like to show
How to shovel the snow
Without mean words that really blow
Fo show.
My rhyming skills are not to good you see for I am white
and white is me
Unlike many others you see, i actually think you are quite tight
Like your mother on Saturday night.
Pops rapping.jpg
User avatar #356 - Keoul (01/27/2013) [-]
Bringing up mothers so soon son?
Probably cause you got none,
How about you keep to the topic of your stupid friend ,
and his dumb ass logic
And bringing up snow and toast?
Man that aint nothing to boast!
Were you trying to confuse me and digress this battle?
Son that won't ever work, your brain must be sea addled.
#124 - good for him  [+] (4 new replies) 01/27/2013 on CANADA +2
User avatar #234 - thepandaking (01/27/2013) [-]
holy tit, what man has the gall to smack a grizzly bear in the face?
#129 - autoxx (01/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, the public/media rallied around him so they backed off for a while but it's coming back to haunt him.
The bear had been around for a few week destroying shit and keeping the kids indoors.
You need to lob lead at a bear every once in a while or it loses it's respect.

I shot a black bear with a potato gun because I didn't want to kill it. (The shotgun was right beside me though)
User avatar #137 - krispybananaz (01/27/2013) [-]
thats funny as fuck, starch out of fucking nowhere
#138 - autoxx (01/27/2013) [-]
It hit him in face so hard you could see the pads of all four feet at the same time.
I was recording video for the lulz.
#344 - You weren't loved enough as a child where you. And putting per…  [+] (15 new replies) 01/27/2013 on 3 kinds of people 0
User avatar #345 - Keoul (01/27/2013) [-]
Making stupid observations, throwing a hissy fit when some one points out your mistake and now using retarded pictures for what purpose I simply cannot fathom.

Now I wouldn't say you weren't loved as a child, I'd say your retarded parents gave you too much praise when evidently you lack any praise-worthy aspects, how about you calm the fuck down and think before you spout this random shit?

Jeez it's like arguing with a 12 year old.
User avatar #346 - krispybananaz (01/27/2013) [-]
you started the argument, now youre trying to pin it in me, its the internet kid, get over it. btw do you have aspergers or something, because i was being sarcastic this whole time, im not mad at all. you are really really stupid. conversation over, im done here. reply if you want, this isnt worth it its like talking to a brick wall
User avatar #347 - Keoul (01/27/2013) [-]
You said something stupid and I addressed it.
And I hope you understand but "sarcasm" isn't exactly easily conveyed through text, furthermore how do you even know what that means? None of your comments indicate sarcasm.

And for the record talking to a brick wall would be more nourishing to the intellect than talking to you.
#348 - badsamaritan (01/27/2013) [-]
yfw
#349 - Keoul (01/27/2013) [-]
#351 - badsamaritan (01/27/2013) [-]
#352 - Keoul (01/27/2013) [-]
Pfft totally saw this coming.
Krispybanana face ran away but he's still crying about it, and you're his white knight. How romantic.
User avatar #433 - krispybananaz (01/29/2013) [-]
real mature, the reason i left was because i realized you are a sad lonely pathetic fuck who has nothing to do with his life than sit on fj and look WAY to far into a simple comment, i didnt send in my knight in shining armor or whatever. go to school , get some friends, do something recreational, get laid do whatever. just you must be very lonley with your life if you are sitting on the internet, being annoying. youre not worth my time in the least bit, a zit on the face of the earth if anything
User avatar #434 - Keoul (01/29/2013) [-]
Real brave, waiting 2 days before replying back.

See what you have right there are assumptions, and coincidentally they would apply to yourself as well seeing as you're "sitting on fj" as well, if not then how the hell did you post?

And why else would your friend there come unless you went crying to him? Either he's white knighting you or you went crying to him, simple as that.
User avatar #435 - krispybananaz (01/29/2013) [-]
this is the first ive been on fj since yesterday, and hes my friend in real life, we kinda mess with each other on here, he was probably on my profile or something, idk why dont you ask him, and those arent just assumptions. they are educated guesses. a step up from an assuption. but my argument still stands. and by saying i waited two days and saying that i am sitting on fj are hypocritical points
User avatar #436 - Keoul (01/29/2013) [-]
No they are not "Educated Guesses" they are still assumptions because all your accusations have no evidence to back it up or even suggest such things.

Why are you commenting anyway I thought you were done.
#353 - badsamaritan (01/27/2013) [-]
lets even the playing field a bit then shall we. we may only talk in rhymes from this point. you have first go.
#354 - Keoul (01/27/2013) [-]
A rap battle? O.o

Your friend is a freaking fool
Yelling his head off at nothing
And what are you here for, you tool?
Fighting his fights, you know he can't win!
Go tell him to get an education
And stop the self-masturbation
Maybe then he'll get his head straight
From his ass back to his neck.
User avatar #355 - badsamaritan (01/27/2013) [-]
Ohh a rap battle
Well I am host,
and a good host should withhold the up most,
Would you like some toast?
I'm sorry to boast
But id like to show
How to shovel the snow
Without mean words that really blow
Fo show.
My rhyming skills are not to good you see for I am white
and white is me
Unlike many others you see, i actually think you are quite tight
Like your mother on Saturday night.
Pops rapping.jpg
User avatar #356 - Keoul (01/27/2013) [-]
Bringing up mothers so soon son?
Probably cause you got none,
How about you keep to the topic of your stupid friend ,
and his dumb ass logic
And bringing up snow and toast?
Man that aint nothing to boast!
Were you trying to confuse me and digress this battle?
Son that won't ever work, your brain must be sea addled.
#111 - thats cause there is no one to shoot, a moose doesnt count as …  [+] (10 new replies) 01/27/2013 on CANADA +11
#157 - badsamaritan (01/27/2013) [-]
Love you bro
User avatar #159 - krispybananaz (01/27/2013) [-]
i love this picture
#164 - badsamaritan (01/27/2013) [-]
yepp me too
#119 - autoxx (01/27/2013) [-]
Shoot a grizzly bear and the charges are actually worse than if you shot a person...
A guy shot one that was chasing his dog about 2 years ago, they're still trying to pin more shit on him.
#143 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/27/2013) [-]
Well he should have just wrestled it like a real Canadian.
#124 - krispybananaz (01/27/2013) [-]
good for him
User avatar #234 - thepandaking (01/27/2013) [-]
holy tit, what man has the gall to smack a grizzly bear in the face?
#129 - autoxx (01/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, the public/media rallied around him so they backed off for a while but it's coming back to haunt him.
The bear had been around for a few week destroying shit and keeping the kids indoors.
You need to lob lead at a bear every once in a while or it loses it's respect.

I shot a black bear with a potato gun because I didn't want to kill it. (The shotgun was right beside me though)
User avatar #137 - krispybananaz (01/27/2013) [-]
thats funny as fuck, starch out of fucking nowhere
#138 - autoxx (01/27/2013) [-]
It hit him in face so hard you could see the pads of all four feet at the same time.
I was recording video for the lulz.
#342 - actually i meant the fart, and a typo has nothing to do with b…  [+] (17 new replies) 01/27/2013 on 3 kinds of people 0
User avatar #343 - Keoul (01/27/2013) [-]
You phrased it terribly.
And while granted typos do not mean that you're dumb, that sentence structure does. Seriously what the hell is up with that.
#344 - krispybananaz (01/27/2013) [-]
You weren't loved enough as a child where you. And putting periods in the place of a comma, come on
User avatar #345 - Keoul (01/27/2013) [-]
Making stupid observations, throwing a hissy fit when some one points out your mistake and now using retarded pictures for what purpose I simply cannot fathom.

Now I wouldn't say you weren't loved as a child, I'd say your retarded parents gave you too much praise when evidently you lack any praise-worthy aspects, how about you calm the fuck down and think before you spout this random shit?

Jeez it's like arguing with a 12 year old.
User avatar #346 - krispybananaz (01/27/2013) [-]
you started the argument, now youre trying to pin it in me, its the internet kid, get over it. btw do you have aspergers or something, because i was being sarcastic this whole time, im not mad at all. you are really really stupid. conversation over, im done here. reply if you want, this isnt worth it its like talking to a brick wall
User avatar #347 - Keoul (01/27/2013) [-]
You said something stupid and I addressed it.
And I hope you understand but "sarcasm" isn't exactly easily conveyed through text, furthermore how do you even know what that means? None of your comments indicate sarcasm.

And for the record talking to a brick wall would be more nourishing to the intellect than talking to you.
#348 - badsamaritan (01/27/2013) [-]
yfw
#349 - Keoul (01/27/2013) [-]
#351 - badsamaritan (01/27/2013) [-]
#352 - Keoul (01/27/2013) [-]
Pfft totally saw this coming.
Krispybanana face ran away but he's still crying about it, and you're his white knight. How romantic.
User avatar #433 - krispybananaz (01/29/2013) [-]
real mature, the reason i left was because i realized you are a sad lonely pathetic fuck who has nothing to do with his life than sit on fj and look WAY to far into a simple comment, i didnt send in my knight in shining armor or whatever. go to school , get some friends, do something recreational, get laid do whatever. just you must be very lonley with your life if you are sitting on the internet, being annoying. youre not worth my time in the least bit, a zit on the face of the earth if anything
User avatar #434 - Keoul (01/29/2013) [-]
Real brave, waiting 2 days before replying back.

See what you have right there are assumptions, and coincidentally they would apply to yourself as well seeing as you're "sitting on fj" as well, if not then how the hell did you post?

And why else would your friend there come unless you went crying to him? Either he's white knighting you or you went crying to him, simple as that.
User avatar #435 - krispybananaz (01/29/2013) [-]
this is the first ive been on fj since yesterday, and hes my friend in real life, we kinda mess with each other on here, he was probably on my profile or something, idk why dont you ask him, and those arent just assumptions. they are educated guesses. a step up from an assuption. but my argument still stands. and by saying i waited two days and saying that i am sitting on fj are hypocritical points
User avatar #436 - Keoul (01/29/2013) [-]
No they are not "Educated Guesses" they are still assumptions because all your accusations have no evidence to back it up or even suggest such things.

Why are you commenting anyway I thought you were done.
#353 - badsamaritan (01/27/2013) [-]
lets even the playing field a bit then shall we. we may only talk in rhymes from this point. you have first go.
#354 - Keoul (01/27/2013) [-]
A rap battle? O.o

Your friend is a freaking fool
Yelling his head off at nothing
And what are you here for, you tool?
Fighting his fights, you know he can't win!
Go tell him to get an education
And stop the self-masturbation
Maybe then he'll get his head straight
From his ass back to his neck.
User avatar #355 - badsamaritan (01/27/2013) [-]
Ohh a rap battle
Well I am host,
and a good host should withhold the up most,
Would you like some toast?
I'm sorry to boast
But id like to show
How to shovel the snow
Without mean words that really blow
Fo show.
My rhyming skills are not to good you see for I am white
and white is me
Unlike many others you see, i actually think you are quite tight
Like your mother on Saturday night.
Pops rapping.jpg
User avatar #356 - Keoul (01/27/2013) [-]
Bringing up mothers so soon son?
Probably cause you got none,
How about you keep to the topic of your stupid friend ,
and his dumb ass logic
And bringing up snow and toast?
Man that aint nothing to boast!
Were you trying to confuse me and digress this battle?
Son that won't ever work, your brain must be sea addled.
#340 - no **** , the point i was making is that the fat c…  [+] (19 new replies) 01/27/2013 on 3 kinds of people 0
User avatar #341 - Keoul (01/27/2013) [-]
Yes the fat will escape thank you for letting us know.

Yes I know you meant cat, I always found it funny when others call people idiots,retard, or dumb ass and then they go ahead and make a simple typo.
#342 - krispybananaz (01/27/2013) [-]
actually i meant the fart, and a typo has nothing to do with being dumb. what i was trying to say with the circle was obvious
User avatar #343 - Keoul (01/27/2013) [-]
You phrased it terribly.
And while granted typos do not mean that you're dumb, that sentence structure does. Seriously what the hell is up with that.
#344 - krispybananaz (01/27/2013) [-]
You weren't loved enough as a child where you. And putting periods in the place of a comma, come on
User avatar #345 - Keoul (01/27/2013) [-]
Making stupid observations, throwing a hissy fit when some one points out your mistake and now using retarded pictures for what purpose I simply cannot fathom.

Now I wouldn't say you weren't loved as a child, I'd say your retarded parents gave you too much praise when evidently you lack any praise-worthy aspects, how about you calm the fuck down and think before you spout this random shit?

Jeez it's like arguing with a 12 year old.
User avatar #346 - krispybananaz (01/27/2013) [-]
you started the argument, now youre trying to pin it in me, its the internet kid, get over it. btw do you have aspergers or something, because i was being sarcastic this whole time, im not mad at all. you are really really stupid. conversation over, im done here. reply if you want, this isnt worth it its like talking to a brick wall
User avatar #347 - Keoul (01/27/2013) [-]
You said something stupid and I addressed it.
And I hope you understand but "sarcasm" isn't exactly easily conveyed through text, furthermore how do you even know what that means? None of your comments indicate sarcasm.

And for the record talking to a brick wall would be more nourishing to the intellect than talking to you.
#348 - badsamaritan (01/27/2013) [-]
yfw
#349 - Keoul (01/27/2013) [-]
#351 - badsamaritan (01/27/2013) [-]
#352 - Keoul (01/27/2013) [-]
Pfft totally saw this coming.
Krispybanana face ran away but he's still crying about it, and you're his white knight. How romantic.
User avatar #433 - krispybananaz (01/29/2013) [-]
real mature, the reason i left was because i realized you are a sad lonely pathetic fuck who has nothing to do with his life than sit on fj and look WAY to far into a simple comment, i didnt send in my knight in shining armor or whatever. go to school , get some friends, do something recreational, get laid do whatever. just you must be very lonley with your life if you are sitting on the internet, being annoying. youre not worth my time in the least bit, a zit on the face of the earth if anything
User avatar #434 - Keoul (01/29/2013) [-]
Real brave, waiting 2 days before replying back.

See what you have right there are assumptions, and coincidentally they would apply to yourself as well seeing as you're "sitting on fj" as well, if not then how the hell did you post?

And why else would your friend there come unless you went crying to him? Either he's white knighting you or you went crying to him, simple as that.
User avatar #435 - krispybananaz (01/29/2013) [-]
this is the first ive been on fj since yesterday, and hes my friend in real life, we kinda mess with each other on here, he was probably on my profile or something, idk why dont you ask him, and those arent just assumptions. they are educated guesses. a step up from an assuption. but my argument still stands. and by saying i waited two days and saying that i am sitting on fj are hypocritical points
User avatar #436 - Keoul (01/29/2013) [-]
No they are not "Educated Guesses" they are still assumptions because all your accusations have no evidence to back it up or even suggest such things.

Why are you commenting anyway I thought you were done.
#353 - badsamaritan (01/27/2013) [-]
lets even the playing field a bit then shall we. we may only talk in rhymes from this point. you have first go.
#354 - Keoul (01/27/2013) [-]
A rap battle? O.o

Your friend is a freaking fool
Yelling his head off at nothing
And what are you here for, you tool?
Fighting his fights, you know he can't win!
Go tell him to get an education
And stop the self-masturbation
Maybe then he'll get his head straight
From his ass back to his neck.
User avatar #355 - badsamaritan (01/27/2013) [-]
Ohh a rap battle
Well I am host,
and a good host should withhold the up most,
Would you like some toast?
I'm sorry to boast
But id like to show
How to shovel the snow
Without mean words that really blow
Fo show.
My rhyming skills are not to good you see for I am white
and white is me
Unlike many others you see, i actually think you are quite tight
Like your mother on Saturday night.
Pops rapping.jpg
User avatar #356 - Keoul (01/27/2013) [-]
Bringing up mothers so soon son?
Probably cause you got none,
How about you keep to the topic of your stupid friend ,
and his dumb ass logic
And bringing up snow and toast?
Man that aint nothing to boast!
Were you trying to confuse me and digress this battle?
Son that won't ever work, your brain must be sea addled.
#243 - there is a circle in the side of it, look closely  [+] (21 new replies) 01/27/2013 on 3 kinds of people 0
User avatar #247 - Keoul (01/27/2013) [-]
That is what we call
"the entrance"
User avatar #340 - krispybananaz (01/27/2013) [-]
no shit, the point i was making is that the fat could escape, dumbass, people are so damn dense these days
User avatar #341 - Keoul (01/27/2013) [-]
Yes the fat will escape thank you for letting us know.

Yes I know you meant cat, I always found it funny when others call people idiots,retard, or dumb ass and then they go ahead and make a simple typo.
#342 - krispybananaz (01/27/2013) [-]
actually i meant the fart, and a typo has nothing to do with being dumb. what i was trying to say with the circle was obvious
User avatar #343 - Keoul (01/27/2013) [-]
You phrased it terribly.
And while granted typos do not mean that you're dumb, that sentence structure does. Seriously what the hell is up with that.
#344 - krispybananaz (01/27/2013) [-]
You weren't loved enough as a child where you. And putting periods in the place of a comma, come on
User avatar #345 - Keoul (01/27/2013) [-]
Making stupid observations, throwing a hissy fit when some one points out your mistake and now using retarded pictures for what purpose I simply cannot fathom.

Now I wouldn't say you weren't loved as a child, I'd say your retarded parents gave you too much praise when evidently you lack any praise-worthy aspects, how about you calm the fuck down and think before you spout this random shit?

Jeez it's like arguing with a 12 year old.
User avatar #346 - krispybananaz (01/27/2013) [-]
you started the argument, now youre trying to pin it in me, its the internet kid, get over it. btw do you have aspergers or something, because i was being sarcastic this whole time, im not mad at all. you are really really stupid. conversation over, im done here. reply if you want, this isnt worth it its like talking to a brick wall
User avatar #347 - Keoul (01/27/2013) [-]
You said something stupid and I addressed it.
And I hope you understand but "sarcasm" isn't exactly easily conveyed through text, furthermore how do you even know what that means? None of your comments indicate sarcasm.

And for the record talking to a brick wall would be more nourishing to the intellect than talking to you.
#348 - badsamaritan (01/27/2013) [-]
yfw
#349 - Keoul (01/27/2013) [-]
#351 - badsamaritan (01/27/2013) [-]
#352 - Keoul (01/27/2013) [-]
Pfft totally saw this coming.
Krispybanana face ran away but he's still crying about it, and you're his white knight. How romantic.
User avatar #433 - krispybananaz (01/29/2013) [-]
real mature, the reason i left was because i realized you are a sad lonely pathetic fuck who has nothing to do with his life than sit on fj and look WAY to far into a simple comment, i didnt send in my knight in shining armor or whatever. go to school , get some friends, do something recreational, get laid do whatever. just you must be very lonley with your life if you are sitting on the internet, being annoying. youre not worth my time in the least bit, a zit on the face of the earth if anything
User avatar #434 - Keoul (01/29/2013) [-]
Real brave, waiting 2 days before replying back.

See what you have right there are assumptions, and coincidentally they would apply to yourself as well seeing as you're "sitting on fj" as well, if not then how the hell did you post?

And why else would your friend there come unless you went crying to him? Either he's white knighting you or you went crying to him, simple as that.
User avatar #435 - krispybananaz (01/29/2013) [-]
this is the first ive been on fj since yesterday, and hes my friend in real life, we kinda mess with each other on here, he was probably on my profile or something, idk why dont you ask him, and those arent just assumptions. they are educated guesses. a step up from an assuption. but my argument still stands. and by saying i waited two days and saying that i am sitting on fj are hypocritical points
User avatar #436 - Keoul (01/29/2013) [-]
No they are not "Educated Guesses" they are still assumptions because all your accusations have no evidence to back it up or even suggest such things.

Why are you commenting anyway I thought you were done.
#353 - badsamaritan (01/27/2013) [-]
lets even the playing field a bit then shall we. we may only talk in rhymes from this point. you have first go.
#354 - Keoul (01/27/2013) [-]
A rap battle? O.o

Your friend is a freaking fool
Yelling his head off at nothing
And what are you here for, you tool?
Fighting his fights, you know he can't win!
Go tell him to get an education
And stop the self-masturbation
Maybe then he'll get his head straight
From his ass back to his neck.
User avatar #355 - badsamaritan (01/27/2013) [-]
Ohh a rap battle
Well I am host,
and a good host should withhold the up most,
Would you like some toast?
I'm sorry to boast
But id like to show
How to shovel the snow
Without mean words that really blow
Fo show.
My rhyming skills are not to good you see for I am white
and white is me
Unlike many others you see, i actually think you are quite tight
Like your mother on Saturday night.
Pops rapping.jpg
User avatar #356 - Keoul (01/27/2013) [-]
Bringing up mothers so soon son?
Probably cause you got none,
How about you keep to the topic of your stupid friend ,
and his dumb ass logic
And bringing up snow and toast?
Man that aint nothing to boast!
Were you trying to confuse me and digress this battle?
Son that won't ever work, your brain must be sea addled.
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#235 - miia ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
**miia cuddles and coils around you**
User avatar #229 - badsamaritan (01/17/2014) [-]
NO MR. NOODLE!
GOD DAMNIT MR. NOODLE
User avatar #230 to #229 - krispybananaz (01/17/2014) [-]
that's ghey M'kay
User avatar #232 to #230 - badsamaritan (01/17/2014) [-]
Good morning btw
User avatar #231 to #230 - badsamaritan (01/17/2014) [-]
I have you know I beat Halo 4 on legendary and only cried for 20 minutes
User avatar #234 to #233 - badsamaritan (01/17/2014) [-]
Dude idk about St. Pius for baseball.... ***** weird this year
#205 - sierraoneoneseven (05/17/2013) [-]
I will murder your dog
User avatar #207 to #205 - krispybananaz (05/17/2013) [-]
shut up thad
#208 to #207 - sierraoneoneseven (05/17/2013) [-]
shhhh no one is supposed to know my identity
User avatar #209 to #208 - krispybananaz (05/17/2013) [-]
shut up JT
#210 to #209 - sierraoneoneseven (05/17/2013) [-]
Yes that is right i am JT
Yes that is right i am JT
User avatar #211 to #210 - krispybananaz (05/17/2013) [-]
GIT YER AZ OFF MAH PRUFILE THADDD
User avatar #213 to #212 - krispybananaz (05/17/2013) [-]
im killing you next time I see you
#214 to #213 - sierraoneoneseven (05/17/2013) [-]
i will be ready and masturbating
User avatar #215 to #214 - krispybananaz (05/17/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words.
User avatar #219 to #218 - krispybananaz (05/17/2013) [-]
halo blows anyways shut up
User avatar #220 to #219 - sierraoneoneseven (05/17/2013) [-]
your mom blows
User avatar #221 to #220 - krispybananaz (05/17/2013) [-]
your moms a ******* vacuum cleaner shut up
User avatar #222 to #221 - sierraoneoneseven (05/17/2013) [-]
At least my mom is $399.99 at Walmart and yours is the hotel vacuum
User avatar #223 to #222 - krispybananaz (05/17/2013) [-]
nothing cost 399 at walmart ******
User avatar #225 to #224 - krispybananaz (05/17/2013) [-]
does the rope come as an accessory or separate price
User avatar #226 to #225 - sierraoneoneseven (05/17/2013) [-]
separate of coarse
you can find rope in isle 13 in the lynch department
#200 - badsamaritan (04/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #201 to #200 - badsamaritan (04/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #202 to #201 - badsamaritan (04/09/2013) [-]
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#203 to #202 - badsamaritan (04/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #204 to #203 - badsamaritan (04/09/2013) [-]
I'm done,
To many one word responses
#199 - badsamaritan (09/27/2012) [-]
mad my OC made the front page after the post that i made that you posted made the front page? funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4125305/Racist/
User avatar #193 - badsamaritan (08/17/2012) [-]
**badsamaritan rolls 38** if i get dubs i come over sometime and we go to the roc, if the number starts with ) i wont see you till a 3-4 day weekend
User avatar #194 to #193 - badsamaritan (08/17/2012) [-]
**badsamaritan rolls 1** if zero my girlfriend is a whore
User avatar #186 - krispybananaz (01/29/2012) [-]
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User avatar #182 - whomadewho (01/15/2012) [-]
hello
User avatar #183 to #245 - krispybananaz (01/15/2012) [-]
hey bro
#177 - Robrey (10/12/2011) [-]
I did something and stuff, ****** .
User avatar #198 to #177 - krispybananaz (08/17/2012) [-]
id buy it
User avatar #171 - Kodylol (07/22/2011) [-]
I like how most of the comments on your profile are by you. Nice.
User avatar #172 to #228 - krispybananaz (07/31/2011) [-]
i do my best :P
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User avatar #158 - JamaicanBacon (05/08/2011) [-]
why the friend request?
User avatar #159 to #213 - krispybananaz (05/11/2011) [-]
its been a while, i forgot
User avatar #152 - thesandwhichmaker (05/07/2011) [-]
**thesandwhichmaker rolls 26** dubs and i'm the queen of fj
User avatar #153 to #207 - thesandwhichmaker (05/07/2011) [-]
**thesandwhichmaker rolls 57** one more time
User avatar #154 to #208 - thesandwhichmaker (05/07/2011) [-]
**thesandwhichmaker rolls 46** damnit
User avatar #155 to #209 - krispybananaz (05/07/2011) [-]
**krispybananaz rolls 5,119** dubs and your a badass
User avatar #156 to #210 - krispybananaz (05/07/2011) [-]
well there ya go
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User avatar #173 to #205 - krispybananaz (09/14/2011) [-]
perfect oh and before i forget, Q. that is all
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