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#513 - bonus 20 hours ago on ROBOT SCREENING THREAD 0
#500 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 20 hours ago on ROBOT SCREENING THREAD +1
User avatar #512 - aurareads (20 hours ago) [-]
You do realize that nuking the oceans would basically fuck the entire world right? So you totally killed everyone.
User avatar #531 - tinglyturtletaint (19 hours ago) [-]
Nope.
There has been LITERALLY hundreds of nukes tested in the ocean since nuclear bombs were developed. The middle one on his is where most have been tested.
User avatar #542 - aurareads (18 hours ago) [-]
Underwater nuclear tests close to the surface can disperse radioactive water and steam over a large area, with severe effects on marine life, nearby infrastructures and humans.The detonation of nuclear weapons underwater was banned by the 1963 Partial Nuclear Test Ban Treaty and it is also prohibited under the Comprehensive Nuclear-Test-Ban Treaty of 1996.

And that is if they are detonated underwater, not on the surface. There is a reason why it has been banned. Just because we used to do something doesn't mean it didn't have in impact. Also are we talking fission or fusion and what is the radioactive payload and what size. You can't categorically state that it would be fine and also, just so you know this is a humor site. Mostly I was just fucking with the OP, you know...because he said everyone who didn't kille fish, but hey thank for being an internet hero.
User avatar #543 - tinglyturtletaint (18 hours ago) [-]
Nigga just because the blips are out over the ocean doesn't mean they are underwater.
Most nukes are detonated a good way into the air.
User avatar #573 - aurareads (16 hours ago) [-]
That's even worse. I refer you to Castle Bravo in 1954. It was an atmospheric detonation test.

Castle Bravo was the worst U.S. nuclear accident, but many of its component problems—unpredictably large yields, changing weather patterns, unexpected fallout contamination of populations and the food supply—occurred during other atmospheric nuclear weapons tests by other countries as well. Concerns over worldwide fallout rates eventually led to the Partial Test Ban Treaty in 1963, which limited signatories to underground testing.

Long story short there is no 'safe' place to detonate a nuke.
User avatar #590 - tinglyturtletaint (15 hours ago) [-]
Still, 3 nukes aren't going to do any real lasting damage.
We (as in humanity/ the combination of all countries with nukes) have set off more than 2000 nukes, mostly in testing.
User avatar #513 - kreekydoorS (20 hours ago) [-]
bonus
#505 - shadowdoogen (20 hours ago) [-]
You have my respect for yor vidya choice
#116 - Picture 05/23/2015 on Can't sleep giv me avatar 0
#26 - I think she's really cute.....didn't hear a word she said. 05/23/2015 on I love the sound of SJW... 0
#107 - you already said where you're going hell … 05/23/2015 on Cringe #45 0
#53 - Nobody said get into a meaningful relationship. Just **** her.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/23/2015 on GOTCHA BITCH 0
User avatar #74 - stankape (05/23/2015) [-]
Not everyone is into it man, takes all kinds and all that.
#67 - brutallyhonest (05/23/2015) [-]
"Not every guy wants a hoe."

Maybe I don't want my cock in some hoe's mouth, being that two other guys came in her mouth within the last few weeks? I'm not trying to get herpes. I understand being horny, but as a man it's not admirable to have no self-control like that. It makes you seem desperate for pussy. And you should never be that.
#270 - I read it as "If a fat woman wants to **** you, yo… 05/23/2015 on Fat Logic Comp 0
#4 - Didn't Deadpool murder the entire Marvel Universe and then mov…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Kill counts 0
User avatar #46 - hydraetis (05/23/2015) [-]
EARTH-616

Says that at the top of the whole thing
User avatar #7 - angelious (05/22/2015) [-]
i think this is only concerning itself with the mainstream stuff.


shit im quite sure there was a comic where thor just punches earth into pieces...
User avatar #9 - lewinalderan (05/22/2015) [-]
Deadpool and the Punisher are the only two characters to have killed everyone in the Marvel Universe
User avatar #11 - angelious (05/22/2015) [-]
non canon comic. and as i said. i do recall seeing a scan of a comic where thor destroyed earth.


repeating myself...but whatever.
#37 - mayorspookums (05/23/2015) [-]
It is canon, though, just not on Earth-616. Deadpool kills the marvel universe on Earth-12101.
User avatar #47 - broswagonist (05/23/2015) [-]
Earth 616 is the canon timeline, though. So no, not canon.
#51 - mayorspookums (05/23/2015) [-]
Earth-616 is the main timeline, it's basically our Earth with a few different things, it's also where most of the comics take place, but all the timelines basically are canon, they just don't effect each other. Other then Incursion events, where two universes Earth's collide, destroying both universes Earth-616 had one when molecule man killed his counterpart
#4 - I disagree with about half of these... 05/22/2015 on Sex Advice 0
#210 - Yeah I got that but reading it out loud sounds like cat purrs.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2015 on Femnazi Compilation #1 0
User avatar #212 - kerfufflemachtwo (05/22/2015) [-]
Yeah. It's stupid. I see the logic, but it's still stupid.

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User avatar #11 to #10 - kreekydoorS (05/20/2015) [-]
...alright
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User avatar #13 to #12 - kreekydoorS (05/20/2015) [-]
ok i'll bite who are you and why are you on my profile?
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User avatar #15 to #14 - kreekydoorS (05/20/2015) [-]
Ah. Well, **** off.
User avatar #8 - orangeink (02/25/2015) [-]
When I was 7 I was playing with a marble around my ass in the shower, and then all of a sudden the marble go to close to my asshole and it sucked that **** in so fast, it was like a vacuum cleaner cleaning a dirty floor.
User avatar #2 - ied (01/03/2014) [-]
you won
User avatar #3 to #2 - kreekydoorS (01/04/2014) [-]
Won what?
User avatar #4 to #3 - ied (01/04/2014) [-]
my items
all i need is your password.
User avatar #5 to #4 - kreekydoorS (01/04/2014) [-]
cool, my password is AuntJemimaPancakes
User avatar #6 to #5 - ied (01/04/2014) [-]
liar
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