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#89 - to be fair, i think it could have been worse.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2015 on Link in description +1
User avatar #98 - LocoJoe (02/14/2015) [-]
If you listen to the first first it sounds like he's saying "she's a nigger on a one way ride".
#33 - Reminds me of this 12/19/2014 on Canadians are "peaceful" 0
#17 - Shredder was a metal bender. It all makes sense 12/06/2014 on "Some guy named Kanto..." +1
#26 - ah, a sad dog post. I see you wish to reach the front page. 12/06/2014 on Friends for a while.. +4
#300 - Remember the day i deleted your pokemon save fie? And i though… 03/01/2014 on But you didn't +3
#107 - oh him? he's lost. 02/09/2014 on hey kid +5
#191 - Speaking of dark jokes, what did the black teen say when she l… 12/01/2013 on Dark Joke +8
#154 - both religions. all two of them, huh?  [+] (9 new replies) 10/26/2013 on Atheism: the Video Game +4
#158 - furiousmarshmellow (10/26/2013) [-]
Not all religions force their beliefs onto others and complain if they don't accept them.

But out of the ones that do, Christians and Atheists are the worst.
User avatar #163 - shadowhorn (10/26/2013) [-]
so many things wrong with this.

atheism is not a religion, instead a lack thereof.

saying that other religions are totally accepting is wack. in some places in the middle east, you can be killed for not being muslim. all kinds of religious people are hateful and discriminatory.
#196 - jaguarjam (10/30/2013) [-]
Positivism (basicaly what you guys are calling atheism) is a belief system the same way just as any religion is.
User avatar #203 - awbs (12/05/2013) [-]
From Wikipedia:

Positivism: [ en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Positivism ]
Positivism is a philosophy of science based on the view that information derived from logical and mathematical treatments and reports of sensory experience is the exclusive source of all authoritative knowledge,[1] and that there is valid knowledge (truth) only in scientific knowledge.[2]

Atheism: [ en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atheism ]
Atheism is, in a broad sense, the rejection of belief in the existence of deities.[1][2] In a narrower sense, atheism is specifically the position that there are no deities.[3][4][5]

Perhaps positivists are usually atheists because of evidence, but the two are not the same.
#165 - furiousmarshmellow (10/26/2013) [-]
"saying that other religions are totally accepting is wack."

I said not all religions.

I didn't say any religion that's not Christianity. Or whatever Atheism is.
User avatar #166 - shadowhorn (10/26/2013) [-]
apologies good sir, i misread your comment. i agree that there are some, though few, religions that are generally accepting.

i must still insist, however, that atheism is not a religion.
User avatar #169 - furiousmarshmellow (10/26/2013) [-]
I didn't imply Atheism was a religion that comment.

I was unclear what it was.
User avatar #170 - shadowhorn (10/26/2013) [-]
i realize that. i was reiterating my stance.
User avatar #183 - furiousmarshmellow (10/26/2013) [-]
#15 - ouch, cut myself on your edge. 10/16/2013 on the most bad-ass generation +3
#32 - except you're wrong.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/10/2013 on Sokka The Story Teller 0
User avatar #33 - vikingesnumerouno (10/10/2013) [-]
waaa- wait, don't tell me
I just sat down to watch season two atleast what has been released so far
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