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Video Games Played: Mass Effect (series), Halo 4, Metro: Last Light, Farcry 3, Deadpool: the game, Borderlands 2, Singularity, Darksiders 2, probably other ones that I've forgot right about now.
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Interests: Warhammer 40k, Aviation, Mechanical engineering, Physics, Writing fiction, Firearms, Automobiles, Aircraft, Gaming, Reading, various other things.
Date Signed Up:8/30/2012
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#17 - Music is a skill, not a level/quality of life.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/09/2014 on remember 0
User avatar #18 - isenseven (09/09/2014) [-]
Inspirational quotes are normally quotes that either motivate you to keep going or convince you that things are good/will get better.

How the hell do you even write an inspirational quote about your quality of life?

"Fuck yeah just got a new lambo"
User avatar #19 - krasnogvardiech (09/09/2014) [-]
It's not inspiration that is the factor here, it's the message sent. A person of equal standing being the bedrock of strength and integrity in times of hardship would be seen as a good thing. But a rich man casually remarking "I got this" while the people around him are starving likely would be taken as a bad thing. Extreme examples, but you get the picture.
User avatar #30 - isenseven (09/10/2014) [-]
>It's not inspiration that is the factor here

"It's never your successful friends posting the inspirational quotes."

Actually, inspiration is the ONLY factor here.

0/10, clearly talking to a moron.
#6 - Picture 09/09/2014 on Extreme chess +25
#9646459 - I gotta go for the night. Awesome time rockin' with ya.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2014 on sfw random board +1
User avatar #9646460 - miscarriage (09/09/2014) [-]
hit me up anytime mang

though the real miscarriage might be on this account sometimes

im just usin it cuz admin nuked my regular account
#9646458 - Haven't actually watched Fight Club yet. I'll get around to it… 09/09/2014 on sfw random board +1
#9646443 - Remember this movie?  [+] (4 new replies) 09/09/2014 on sfw random board +1
User avatar #9646455 - miscarriage (09/09/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFAnn2j4iB0


i needa rewatch it but i remember it alright

how about dis?
#9646459 - krasnogvardiech (09/09/2014) [-]
I gotta go for the night. Awesome time rockin' with ya.
User avatar #9646460 - miscarriage (09/09/2014) [-]
hit me up anytime mang

though the real miscarriage might be on this account sometimes

im just usin it cuz admin nuked my regular account
User avatar #9646458 - krasnogvardiech (09/09/2014) [-]
Haven't actually watched Fight Club yet. I'll get around to it some day.
#9646413 - Don't fear the reaper. Free Mass Effect thrown in for ye…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/09/2014 on sfw random board +1
User avatar #9646420 - miscarriage (09/09/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtK-QCiD-FE

love this video

the holocaust stuff feels kinda out of place tho
User avatar #9646443 - krasnogvardiech (09/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #9646455 - miscarriage (09/09/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFAnn2j4iB0


i needa rewatch it but i remember it alright

how about dis?
#9646459 - krasnogvardiech (09/09/2014) [-]
I gotta go for the night. Awesome time rockin' with ya.
User avatar #9646460 - miscarriage (09/09/2014) [-]
hit me up anytime mang

though the real miscarriage might be on this account sometimes

im just usin it cuz admin nuked my regular account
User avatar #9646458 - krasnogvardiech (09/09/2014) [-]
Haven't actually watched Fight Club yet. I'll get around to it some day.
#9646399 - Aran a beauty. 09/09/2014 on sfw random board +1
#9646375 - Got their whole discography up to date on both computer and an…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/09/2014 on sfw random board +1
User avatar #9646380 - miscarriage (09/09/2014) [-]
goddamn dat fuckin bass is beautiful

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocZ7pNmnluU dis gets damn good at one minute in
#9646370 - Oh, you speak my language. Live and funkier version of that: …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/09/2014 on sfw random board +1
User avatar #9646372 - miscarriage (09/09/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=E50QazmwP7M

I don't into IM as much as I should, but this is damn good
User avatar #9646375 - krasnogvardiech (09/09/2014) [-]
Got their whole discography up to date on both computer and android. It's the pacing and the style that gets to me.

The singular manliest and metallic song to exist, not of Maiden: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk7CAkImxEM
User avatar #9646380 - miscarriage (09/09/2014) [-]
goddamn dat fuckin bass is beautiful

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocZ7pNmnluU dis gets damn good at one minute in
#9646353 - Likewise. I'm going to pirate most if not all of the…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/09/2014 on sfw random board +1
User avatar #9646368 - miscarriage (09/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #9646370 - krasnogvardiech (09/09/2014) [-]
Oh, you speak my language. Live and funkier version of that: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGegWzI0Pvs

Also, here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcwHmNm1anU

Also: www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXN3eT-U4S4
User avatar #9646372 - miscarriage (09/09/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=E50QazmwP7M

I don't into IM as much as I should, but this is damn good
User avatar #9646375 - krasnogvardiech (09/09/2014) [-]
Got their whole discography up to date on both computer and android. It's the pacing and the style that gets to me.

The singular manliest and metallic song to exist, not of Maiden: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk7CAkImxEM
User avatar #9646380 - miscarriage (09/09/2014) [-]
goddamn dat fuckin bass is beautiful

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocZ7pNmnluU dis gets damn good at one minute in
#9646344 - Old **** is awesome. This is just the t…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/09/2014 on sfw random board +1
User avatar #9646345 - miscarriage (09/09/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSquiIVLhrQ
gotta say
you know some good stuff
User avatar #9646353 - krasnogvardiech (09/09/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuoXkMZvD5Q

Likewise. I'm going to pirate most if not all of the songs you've given me onto my machine again. Full up of modern techno shit, it is.
User avatar #9646368 - miscarriage (09/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #9646370 - krasnogvardiech (09/09/2014) [-]
Oh, you speak my language. Live and funkier version of that: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGegWzI0Pvs

Also, here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcwHmNm1anU

Also: www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXN3eT-U4S4
User avatar #9646372 - miscarriage (09/09/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=E50QazmwP7M

I don't into IM as much as I should, but this is damn good
User avatar #9646375 - krasnogvardiech (09/09/2014) [-]
Got their whole discography up to date on both computer and android. It's the pacing and the style that gets to me.

The singular manliest and metallic song to exist, not of Maiden: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk7CAkImxEM
User avatar #9646380 - miscarriage (09/09/2014) [-]
goddamn dat fuckin bass is beautiful

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocZ7pNmnluU dis gets damn good at one minute in
#9646337 - Picture  [+] (10 new replies) 09/09/2014 on sfw random board +1
User avatar #9646341 - miscarriage (09/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #9646344 - krasnogvardiech (09/09/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejorQVy3m8E

Old shit is awesome. This is just the top of the heap though, I think.
User avatar #9646345 - miscarriage (09/09/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSquiIVLhrQ
gotta say
you know some good stuff
User avatar #9646353 - krasnogvardiech (09/09/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuoXkMZvD5Q

Likewise. I'm going to pirate most if not all of the songs you've given me onto my machine again. Full up of modern techno shit, it is.
User avatar #9646368 - miscarriage (09/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #9646370 - krasnogvardiech (09/09/2014) [-]
Oh, you speak my language. Live and funkier version of that: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGegWzI0Pvs

Also, here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcwHmNm1anU

Also: www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXN3eT-U4S4
User avatar #9646372 - miscarriage (09/09/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=E50QazmwP7M

I don't into IM as much as I should, but this is damn good
User avatar #9646375 - krasnogvardiech (09/09/2014) [-]
Got their whole discography up to date on both computer and android. It's the pacing and the style that gets to me.

The singular manliest and metallic song to exist, not of Maiden: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk7CAkImxEM
User avatar #9646380 - miscarriage (09/09/2014) [-]
goddamn dat fuckin bass is beautiful

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocZ7pNmnluU dis gets damn good at one minute in
#9646328 - Picture  [+] (12 new replies) 09/09/2014 on sfw random board +1
User avatar #9646341 - miscarriage (09/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #9646344 - krasnogvardiech (09/09/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejorQVy3m8E

Old shit is awesome. This is just the top of the heap though, I think.
User avatar #9646345 - miscarriage (09/09/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSquiIVLhrQ
gotta say
you know some good stuff
User avatar #9646353 - krasnogvardiech (09/09/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuoXkMZvD5Q

Likewise. I'm going to pirate most if not all of the songs you've given me onto my machine again. Full up of modern techno shit, it is.
User avatar #9646368 - miscarriage (09/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #9646370 - krasnogvardiech (09/09/2014) [-]
Oh, you speak my language. Live and funkier version of that: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGegWzI0Pvs

Also, here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcwHmNm1anU

Also: www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXN3eT-U4S4
User avatar #9646372 - miscarriage (09/09/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=E50QazmwP7M

I don't into IM as much as I should, but this is damn good
User avatar #9646375 - krasnogvardiech (09/09/2014) [-]
Got their whole discography up to date on both computer and android. It's the pacing and the style that gets to me.

The singular manliest and metallic song to exist, not of Maiden: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk7CAkImxEM
User avatar #9646380 - miscarriage (09/09/2014) [-]
goddamn dat fuckin bass is beautiful

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocZ7pNmnluU dis gets damn good at one minute in
#9646325 - Picture  [+] (14 new replies) 09/09/2014 on sfw random board +1
User avatar #9646341 - miscarriage (09/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #9646344 - krasnogvardiech (09/09/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejorQVy3m8E

Old shit is awesome. This is just the top of the heap though, I think.
User avatar #9646345 - miscarriage (09/09/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSquiIVLhrQ
gotta say
you know some good stuff
User avatar #9646353 - krasnogvardiech (09/09/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuoXkMZvD5Q

Likewise. I'm going to pirate most if not all of the songs you've given me onto my machine again. Full up of modern techno shit, it is.
User avatar #9646368 - miscarriage (09/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #9646370 - krasnogvardiech (09/09/2014) [-]
Oh, you speak my language. Live and funkier version of that: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGegWzI0Pvs

Also, here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcwHmNm1anU

Also: www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXN3eT-U4S4
User avatar #9646372 - miscarriage (09/09/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=E50QazmwP7M

I don't into IM as much as I should, but this is damn good
User avatar #9646375 - krasnogvardiech (09/09/2014) [-]
Got their whole discography up to date on both computer and android. It's the pacing and the style that gets to me.

The singular manliest and metallic song to exist, not of Maiden: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk7CAkImxEM
User avatar #9646380 - miscarriage (09/09/2014) [-]
goddamn dat fuckin bass is beautiful

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocZ7pNmnluU dis gets damn good at one minute in
#9646312 - Picture  [+] (16 new replies) 09/09/2014 on sfw random board +1
User avatar #9646341 - miscarriage (09/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #9646344 - krasnogvardiech (09/09/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejorQVy3m8E

Old shit is awesome. This is just the top of the heap though, I think.
User avatar #9646345 - miscarriage (09/09/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSquiIVLhrQ
gotta say
you know some good stuff
User avatar #9646353 - krasnogvardiech (09/09/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuoXkMZvD5Q

Likewise. I'm going to pirate most if not all of the songs you've given me onto my machine again. Full up of modern techno shit, it is.
User avatar #9646368 - miscarriage (09/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #9646370 - krasnogvardiech (09/09/2014) [-]
Oh, you speak my language. Live and funkier version of that: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGegWzI0Pvs

Also, here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcwHmNm1anU

Also: www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXN3eT-U4S4
User avatar #9646372 - miscarriage (09/09/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=E50QazmwP7M

I don't into IM as much as I should, but this is damn good
User avatar #9646375 - krasnogvardiech (09/09/2014) [-]
Got their whole discography up to date on both computer and android. It's the pacing and the style that gets to me.

The singular manliest and metallic song to exist, not of Maiden: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk7CAkImxEM
User avatar #9646380 - miscarriage (09/09/2014) [-]
goddamn dat fuckin bass is beautiful

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocZ7pNmnluU dis gets damn good at one minute in
#9646304 - Picture  [+] (19 new replies) 09/09/2014 on sfw random board +1
User avatar #9646306 - miscarriage (09/09/2014) [-]
well goddamn
i fucking love this song
User avatar #9646341 - miscarriage (09/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #9646344 - krasnogvardiech (09/09/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejorQVy3m8E

Old shit is awesome. This is just the top of the heap though, I think.
User avatar #9646345 - miscarriage (09/09/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSquiIVLhrQ
gotta say
you know some good stuff
User avatar #9646353 - krasnogvardiech (09/09/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuoXkMZvD5Q

Likewise. I'm going to pirate most if not all of the songs you've given me onto my machine again. Full up of modern techno shit, it is.
User avatar #9646368 - miscarriage (09/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #9646370 - krasnogvardiech (09/09/2014) [-]
Oh, you speak my language. Live and funkier version of that: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGegWzI0Pvs

Also, here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcwHmNm1anU

Also: www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXN3eT-U4S4
User avatar #9646372 - miscarriage (09/09/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=E50QazmwP7M

I don't into IM as much as I should, but this is damn good
User avatar #9646375 - krasnogvardiech (09/09/2014) [-]
Got their whole discography up to date on both computer and android. It's the pacing and the style that gets to me.

The singular manliest and metallic song to exist, not of Maiden: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk7CAkImxEM
User avatar #9646380 - miscarriage (09/09/2014) [-]
goddamn dat fuckin bass is beautiful

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocZ7pNmnluU dis gets damn good at one minute in
#9646294 - Picture  [+] (29 new replies) 09/09/2014 on sfw random board +1
User avatar #9646413 - krasnogvardiech (09/09/2014) [-]
Don't fear the reaper. Free Mass Effect thrown in for ye.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxqW0Clok7U
User avatar #9646420 - miscarriage (09/09/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtK-QCiD-FE

love this video

the holocaust stuff feels kinda out of place tho
User avatar #9646443 - krasnogvardiech (09/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #9646455 - miscarriage (09/09/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFAnn2j4iB0


i needa rewatch it but i remember it alright

how about dis?
#9646459 - krasnogvardiech (09/09/2014) [-]
I gotta go for the night. Awesome time rockin' with ya.
User avatar #9646460 - miscarriage (09/09/2014) [-]
hit me up anytime mang

though the real miscarriage might be on this account sometimes

im just usin it cuz admin nuked my regular account
User avatar #9646458 - krasnogvardiech (09/09/2014) [-]
Haven't actually watched Fight Club yet. I'll get around to it some day.
User avatar #9646306 - miscarriage (09/09/2014) [-]
well goddamn
i fucking love this song
User avatar #9646341 - miscarriage (09/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #9646344 - krasnogvardiech (09/09/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejorQVy3m8E

Old shit is awesome. This is just the top of the heap though, I think.
User avatar #9646345 - miscarriage (09/09/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSquiIVLhrQ
gotta say
you know some good stuff
User avatar #9646353 - krasnogvardiech (09/09/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuoXkMZvD5Q

Likewise. I'm going to pirate most if not all of the songs you've given me onto my machine again. Full up of modern techno shit, it is.
User avatar #9646368 - miscarriage (09/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #9646370 - krasnogvardiech (09/09/2014) [-]
Oh, you speak my language. Live and funkier version of that: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGegWzI0Pvs

Also, here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcwHmNm1anU

Also: www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXN3eT-U4S4
User avatar #9646372 - miscarriage (09/09/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=E50QazmwP7M

I don't into IM as much as I should, but this is damn good
User avatar #9646375 - krasnogvardiech (09/09/2014) [-]
Got their whole discography up to date on both computer and android. It's the pacing and the style that gets to me.

The singular manliest and metallic song to exist, not of Maiden: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk7CAkImxEM
User avatar #9646380 - miscarriage (09/09/2014) [-]
goddamn dat fuckin bass is beautiful

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocZ7pNmnluU dis gets damn good at one minute in
#1 - It'd look petty and callous coming from them. People are heart…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/09/2014 on remember +4
User avatar #15 - isenseven (09/09/2014) [-]
Wrong. If you looked up to a musician, and they told you "keep on practicing and making music" that would mean a lot more coming from them that it would coming from some guy down the street.
User avatar #17 - krasnogvardiech (09/09/2014) [-]
Music is a skill, not a level/quality of life.
User avatar #18 - isenseven (09/09/2014) [-]
Inspirational quotes are normally quotes that either motivate you to keep going or convince you that things are good/will get better.

How the hell do you even write an inspirational quote about your quality of life?

"Fuck yeah just got a new lambo"
User avatar #19 - krasnogvardiech (09/09/2014) [-]
It's not inspiration that is the factor here, it's the message sent. A person of equal standing being the bedrock of strength and integrity in times of hardship would be seen as a good thing. But a rich man casually remarking "I got this" while the people around him are starving likely would be taken as a bad thing. Extreme examples, but you get the picture.
User avatar #30 - isenseven (09/10/2014) [-]
>It's not inspiration that is the factor here

"It's never your successful friends posting the inspirational quotes."

Actually, inspiration is the ONLY factor here.

0/10, clearly talking to a moron.
User avatar #8 - bonerjam (09/09/2014) [-]
what? can you reaarange the words so I can understand them better
User avatar #22 - krasnogvardiech (09/09/2014) [-]
Get an education.
User avatar #3 - caffeinecommissar (09/09/2014) [-]
I concur wholeheartedly, you deserve a thumb and recognition for that.
#9 - Picture 09/09/2014 on Kiru ra kiru +14
#8 - Picture 09/09/2014 on Heretic Purge in 3... +15
#6 - ********* like that guy. Anon should've aimed for…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2014 on Worth a read +1
#8 - captainprincess (09/09/2014) [-]
Shoulda, but chances are if he did he wouldn't have gotten custody, kid might've stayed with the mother or gone through the foster system
#6 - Picture 09/09/2014 on mfw regret +83
#2 - nice tits 09/09/2014 on 'Muricuh +4
#2 - Picture 09/09/2014 on My history professor put... 0
#13 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Remember to smile +1
User avatar #26 - beldepinda (09/09/2014) [-]
I got a question thechosentroll, why did you vote this down?
User avatar #16 - whynotzoidberglol (09/09/2014) [-]
This. Everyone should stop being so fucking edgy and romanticizing suicide like it's just nothing.
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User avatar #1704 to #1703 - krasnogvardiech (09/17/2014) [-]
absolutely disgusting
User avatar #1705 to #1704 - konradkurze (22 hours ago) [-]
wanna know the scary part of that pic?
User avatar #1706 to #1705 - krasnogvardiech (18 hours ago) [-]
It was an artist's approximation?
User avatar #1707 to #1706 - konradkurze (14 hours ago) [-]
no.....

scariest part is

I commissioned that Snooki pic to be drawn
User avatar #1709 to #1708 - konradkurze (13 hours ago) [-]
and thats just the cheap picture....i had another artist commission a more detailed pic of her to make it lifelike
#1702 - matexius ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Nevermind that message, I got it for now...
Fukken bronies, man; turning our love of The Emperor against us...

Sometimes, you have to do stupid **** for the things you believe in...
User avatar #1701 - konradkurze (09/05/2014) [-]
Battlefield 3 - The Russian Offensive
#1698 - matexius ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
Hey Kras I need you to test something for me...
*injects Kras with a vial of Russianum 34 and after a brief period, he becomes a superhero of Mother Russia.*
And for the love of The Emperor; try to keep your underpants ''inside'' your suit...
there is the... ''minor'' side effect though...
#1700 to #1699 - matexius ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
Speaking of which... Have you heard that the 'Muricans are gonna go and try to bomb/ invade Russia?
Haven't they learnt anything from Hitlers and Napoleons tries? I mean, waging war with Russia, with the coming of Winter...?
That's not war, that's a Deathwish...
User avatar #1691 - konradkurze (08/29/2014) [-]
*genetically modifies Kras to be a bear*
#1694 to #1693 - konradkurze (08/29/2014) [-]
i see an alcoholic bear on a unicycle
#1695 to #1694 - krasnogvardiech (08/29/2014) [-]
how the **** do i drive this thing
#1697 to #1696 - krasnogvardiech (08/29/2014) [-]
ubercharge is disgusting
User avatar #1677 - konradkurze (08/16/2014) [-]
Battlefield 3 - The Russian Offensive
#1672 - konradkurze (08/16/2014) [-]
Kras when meeting girls
#1673 to #1672 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
Ну што, нз проблема.

>Мое лицо когда
User avatar #1674 to #1673 - konradkurze (08/16/2014) [-]
ваша кровь водка
User avatar #1676 to #1675 - konradkurze (08/16/2014) [-]
i want one thing to happen

we both know what it is

Red Alert 2 intro
User avatar #1678 to #1676 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
The start of World War III?



Emperor's blood. No.
User avatar #1679 to #1678 - konradkurze (08/16/2014) [-]
russia putting the americans in their place

Gamehelper.com - WiC: Soviet Assault TrailerNew

needs to happen
User avatar #1680 to #1679 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
Actually, that's a stupid idea. A better one would be a long-term military alliance. Less lives and less resources lost. The way we're headed, Fallout might become a reality. And that is a terrifying thought.
User avatar #1681 to #1680 - konradkurze (08/16/2014) [-]
well allying with usa means theyll try to ******** russia out of so much to profit usa and leave russia in ****

User avatar #1683 to #1681 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
You didn't forget about the states' massive debt, right?
#1682 to #1681 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
Russia's better off financially than the U.S is. It would be a blow to the Federation, certainly.

The only answer is space, tovarisch. Even a small asteroid is worth billions in scientific resources - as well as elements and materiel alien to our world.

I think the space race ought to be started up again.
User avatar #1684 to #1682 - konradkurze (08/16/2014) [-]
yeah there is space but then you'd have usa and the un bitch about "anything russia colonizes should be international access
same deal as that moon treaty where somehow the moon is supposedly international property

yeah usa has a massive debt even more reason theyd ******** russia out of its wealth

hell alaska was an illegal sale and usa refused to hand it back
User avatar #1685 to #1684 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
The race would be combined. International access means that its resources would go to whoever needs it, with a hefty percentage going towards the nation/organization that did it.

The whole reason the US would ask for money is to pay off their debts in the first place. No reason save that - they hate the russkies too much. The States have the largest and most well-equipped army overall, no major need for military support.
User avatar #1686 to #1685 - konradkurze (08/16/2014) [-]
then that just leaves it open for greedy corporations to buy everything up over time thus ******** on other planets like they do to earth

best russia takes and holds on its own and lets normal people migrate to said planets and forbids corporate ownership
User avatar #1687 to #1686 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
You've obviously never heard of the oligarchy. It's heading that way - the few, all over the world, are taking control of all its resources. Disney's doing it, BP Oil's doing it, everyone is.

It's all over the place. I actually care, though, about what they're going to do and what opportunity does it open up for the everyman.
User avatar #1688 to #1687 - konradkurze (08/16/2014) [-]
i say we need another yeltsin to march in with part of the army....kick out the government and also get rid of the oligarchs trying to own eveything
User avatar #1689 to #1688 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
The oligarchs' owning it all isn't the problem. Having much under the control of many means that it's easier to organize **** .

That's part of the reason why the Red Army failed in the initial stages of World War 2's Soviet front. Poor, disorganized leadership. So much resources eventually got the work done, but it floundered about for a while.

Mobilization, tovarisch, is the issue. Putting resources in the right place. Space is the new place for funds - the Chinese are already on the plan, for ****** sake.
User avatar #1690 to #1689 - konradkurze (08/16/2014) [-]
yah but chinese are also a problem,,their leadership SUCKS....its still the few privileged and their friends / family getting rich and making the poor poorer and dispossessing the independent rich

like just a couple years back....some guy who owned a hotel near a river was forced to sell it for 10% of its value because the government wanted to flood the ricer to build a hydro power damn which meant his hotel would have been in the flood are otherwise

and oligarchs are one of the problems.....the rich shouldnt be allowed to buy more and create monopolies on resources...if we go to other planets we go without them and let normal people have a fresh start at prosperity
#1671 - konradkurze (08/10/2014) [-]
Kras vs america
#1662 - matexius ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
Was bored...found this...
Was bored...found this...
User avatar #1663 to #1662 - krasnogvardiech (07/28/2014) [-]
Stop, my penis can only get so erect.
User avatar #1664 to #1663 - matexius ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
...I have no idea how to react to that...

Also...what is your opinion on the addition of these webm.s?
User avatar #1665 to #1664 - krasnogvardiech (07/28/2014) [-]
**** can only get better, while the main section of the site still hates videos. I don't know what to think.
User avatar #1667 to #1665 - matexius ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
Also...I hope you don't mind that I'm a bit more...let's say actve... The Belarussian girl that's the closest thing that I've ever had to a GF left for Russia for 4 weeks...and I'm bored halfway to the Imperial Palace and back...
User avatar #1668 to #1667 - krasnogvardiech (07/28/2014) [-]
All good. You'll have to watch for me being less active, though, as I have a thing called a job.
User avatar #1669 to #1668 - matexius ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
I know, I know... What can you do? Money rules the world...
Have you ever like, had a GF even?
User avatar #1666 to #1665 - matexius ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
Quite... 4chan already had them, right?
A former schoolmate said they'd be good to add... I was sceptical...
User avatar #1661 - languagexplain (07/25/2014) [-]
Please stop engaging the ********** on the TG board. He needs to not get any attention. At all. kthx.
User avatar #1670 to #1661 - krasnogvardiech (08/04/2014) [-]
I successfully disarmed a ********** with something very close to what he is *********** about. What you donna do about it?
User avatar #1660 - matexius ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLhC2eTkVCM

Something tells me you've heard this one...
#1657 - matexius ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Hey Krasno...
Would you happen to know of an energy source, that is small, yet efficient and could power a man sized mechanical exoskeleton, kinda like this one?

I'm planning on maybe starting something like it and I'm trying to find an energy source... I know it's probably futile, but hey... Why not?
My father says I should be less on the computer, so... I need to find ways to entertain myself... friend suggested this...
I know it's way out of my field of experties and education, but I want to show those Japs that they're not the only ones who can build one... Gonna cost a lot though...
User avatar #1658 to #1657 - krasnogvardiech (07/22/2014) [-]
No ******* clue. Tried making a tiny nuclear reactor?
User avatar #1659 to #1658 - matexius ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
... Right...
I'm fairly sure a tiny nuclear reactor could horribly backfire... and there are things even I can't get my hands on... i was thinking something like a small tesla coil, connected to a divider where one part is then in turn connected back into the coil and another to the suit... just a spark to fire it up... probably wouldn't work, though...
Still thank you for your time...
User avatar #1656 - konradkurze (07/20/2014) [-]
trolling people the Kras way

Friends Joseph Stalin
User avatar #1652 - nought (07/19/2014) [-]
firt
User avatar #1653 to #1652 - krasnogvardiech (07/19/2014) [-]
Not first by a long shot, and if that was an attempt to flirt, it went over my head.

What's up?
User avatar #1654 to #1653 - nought (07/19/2014) [-]
wat u talkin bout
FIRT FIRT FIRT FIRT FIRT FIRT
User avatar #1647 - konradkurze (07/16/2014) [-]
Whatever Gets Us Drunk the Fastest | Metalpocalypse | Adult Swim
#1649 to #1648 - konradkurze (07/16/2014) [-]
< people who tried to **** with Kras' alcohol
#1650 to #1649 - krasnogvardiech (07/16/2014) [-]
More accurately tho.
#1651 to #1650 - konradkurze (07/16/2014) [-]
reminds me of when i do online gaming
#1645 - konradkurze (07/15/2014) [-]
Kras on a friday night
User avatar #1644 - konradkurze (07/15/2014) [-]
Enemy at the Gates (1/9) Movie CLIP - Crossing the Volga (2001) HD
User avatar #1643 - konradkurze (07/15/2014) [-]
Enemy at the Gates (2/9) Movie CLIP - Battle of Stalingrad (2001) HD
User avatar #1636 - konradkurze (07/09/2014) [-]
*fills the black sea with hops and barley to brew it into beer and throws Kras in*
User avatar #1637 to #1636 - krasnogvardiech (07/09/2014) [-]
The **** would you do that for? The sea is already there, that'd just be mixing the two types of liquid. All the booze'd up water would flood the seaside areas of Ukraine and Russia and the like. That would drown several million people.

On the other hand, go for it.
User avatar #1638 to #1637 - konradkurze (07/09/2014) [-]
drown the ukrainians in booze?
is that even possible...they dont work, all they do is eat sleep and drink.....eternal booze would be their heaven
User avatar #1639 to #1638 - krasnogvardiech (07/09/2014) [-]
>ukrainians
>don't work

***** please
User avatar #1640 to #1639 - konradkurze (07/09/2014) [-]
the hardest Ukrainians work is to steal russian gas
User avatar #1641 to #1640 - krasnogvardiech (07/10/2014) [-]
If all goes well there'll be no Ukraine. No Afghanistan or Mongolia or even Poland. There will only be Great Russia once again.
User avatar #1635 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
the Kras life

Whatever Gets Us Drunk the Fastest | Metalpocalypse | Adult Swim
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