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I agree, keeping with logic and common sense is normally a priority. The hills have eyes, y'know?
On the other hand, there is a point where reason is to be thrown to the curb. We have gone past that point and that is why I am here.

latest user's comments

#30 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2014 on Fuck magic. +2
#34 - rebaj (12/31/2014) [-]
thank you so much
#45 - We learned it from the best; the Welsh. 12/31/2014 on Taliban VS US RAWR +1
#220 - That's not scientific. That's the exact opposite of scientific.  [+] (8 new replies) 12/31/2014 on Stolen from chin times four +1
User avatar #221 - stifflimb (12/31/2014) [-]
Nono, I write down the results, that makes it scientific, I learned that on mythbusters!
User avatar #222 - krasnogvardiech (12/31/2014) [-]
Fuck it, that's about as close as we're getting.

So, how's the festering pile of shit that we call life treating you?
User avatar #223 - stifflimb (12/31/2014) [-]
I'm a sniveling pile of skin that has mucus running out of it orifices atm... yay for new year!!
User avatar #224 - krasnogvardiech (12/31/2014) [-]
That sounds disturbing. May the Emperor and fortune be with you for this new year.
#225 - stifflimb (12/31/2014) [-]
The emperor has abandoned me, I do not recognize his authority!!
I follow Tychus now, he smokes cigares!!
#226 - krasnogvardiech (12/31/2014) [-]
The Emperor is with us all, even your kind with the extra circulatory system to hold natural energy.

Terra knows we get enough of your type in the Mechanicus Biologis, anyway. Lanky, pale, sick-minded, few moral restraints.
#227 - stifflimb (12/31/2014) [-]
But I heard the emperor dont dare to go against Burt Gummer, we should follow Burt instead!!
#228 - krasnogvardiech (12/31/2014) [-]
Well, of course. Kind of silly for Him to go against his own Imperial Army soldier.
#17 - Picture 12/30/2014 on So I Was Watching Spongebob... 0
#1884 - Putin's a ******* psyker. You know this.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2014 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
User avatar #1885 - konradkurze (12/30/2014) [-]
like the emperor
noone knows where the putins came from
there are no records of their origins
they just simply are

emperor denies beign a god...but still is one
putin denies trying to get reelected but still does
#256 - In America! 12/30/2014 on murica +1
#15 - Picture 12/30/2014 on True Gentleman +2
#13 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 12/30/2014 on True Gentleman +1
#14 - OtisMcWonderful (12/30/2014) [-]
#16 - giffythetoad (12/30/2014) [-]
Aww, my gif broke.
#17 - OtisMcWonderful (12/30/2014) [-]
I tried.
#18 - giffythetoad (12/30/2014) [-]
#19 - OtisMcWonderful (12/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #20 - gragasvlad (12/30/2014) [-]
but do you try all the time?
#15 - krasnogvardiech (12/30/2014) [-]
#117 - It's long as **** , but read this. Please. 12/30/2014 on I'll do a dramatic reading... 0
#228 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 12/30/2014 on murica +21
User avatar #473 - kamikazikraut (12/30/2014) [-]
"Machine Gun Grip. Allows the shooter to shoot the gun with more lethality"

Well.. It's technically not wrong...
User avatar #430 - butwhynot (12/30/2014) [-]
Hitting targets a mile away with an AR-15. Apparently the media has some insane rifle skills. I'm pretty sure the average scope won't even dial up the solution for that distance.
User avatar #254 - vladhellsing (12/30/2014) [-]
Ah yes, the famous machine gun rifle. The weapon that won World War 2.
#256 - krasnogvardiech (12/30/2014) [-]
In America!
#220 - Picture  [+] (16 new replies) 12/30/2014 on murica +18
#507 - iphraem (12/30/2014) [-]
heckle my longer koch
#404 - steppenwolfvg (12/30/2014) [-]
What are these three?
User avatar #472 - kamikazikraut (12/30/2014) [-]
FNX, FN Five Seven, Desert Eagle.
#632 - thewulfman (12/31/2014) [-]
Leave it to the Germans to get it done right.
User avatar #449 - thewulfman (12/30/2014) [-]
roliga, weaponexplain

I don't know the one on the left, though it looks familiar. The one on thr right is the obvious as fuck Desert Eagle. The middle one looks like a SiG to me.
User avatar #631 - weaponexplain (12/31/2014) [-]
>>#472, What he said. Although the hammer isn't right.
#332 - Ken M (12/30/2014) [-]
>degtyarev sniper rifle
>Romania
Someone appears to know a lot about guns.
#334 - Ken M (12/30/2014) [-]
*Dragunov sniper rifle
Fixed
User avatar #634 - kamikazikraut (12/31/2014) [-]
PSL..... Not Dragunov
#329 - Ken M (12/30/2014) [-]
Fuck you the L85A2 is incredibly fucking reliable.
User avatar #409 - misshapentoast (12/30/2014) [-]
it's the nearest thing to squaddie-proof i've ever seen
#228 - krasnogvardiech (12/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #473 - kamikazikraut (12/30/2014) [-]
"Machine Gun Grip. Allows the shooter to shoot the gun with more lethality"

Well.. It's technically not wrong...
User avatar #430 - butwhynot (12/30/2014) [-]
Hitting targets a mile away with an AR-15. Apparently the media has some insane rifle skills. I'm pretty sure the average scope won't even dial up the solution for that distance.
User avatar #254 - vladhellsing (12/30/2014) [-]
Ah yes, the famous machine gun rifle. The weapon that won World War 2.
#256 - krasnogvardiech (12/30/2014) [-]
In America!
#71 - I said we could teach them how, not make it possible. 12/30/2014 on THEY FINALLY GET IT +1
#52 - How to jump through a hoop, next.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/30/2014 on THEY FINALLY GET IT +12
User avatar #59 - slapchoppin (12/30/2014) [-]
you're gonna need a bigger hoop
#84 - Ken M (12/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #71 - krasnogvardiech (12/30/2014) [-]
I said we could teach them how, not make it possible.
#218 - You're Orochimaru. You're supposed to be a scientist. C'mon m8…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/30/2014 on Stolen from chin times four +1
User avatar #219 - stifflimb (12/30/2014) [-]
Fuck if I cared about the right words, I just wanna play around in peoples corpses and see what happens!
User avatar #220 - krasnogvardiech (12/31/2014) [-]
That's not scientific. That's the exact opposite of scientific.
User avatar #221 - stifflimb (12/31/2014) [-]
Nono, I write down the results, that makes it scientific, I learned that on mythbusters!
User avatar #222 - krasnogvardiech (12/31/2014) [-]
Fuck it, that's about as close as we're getting.

So, how's the festering pile of shit that we call life treating you?
User avatar #223 - stifflimb (12/31/2014) [-]
I'm a sniveling pile of skin that has mucus running out of it orifices atm... yay for new year!!
User avatar #224 - krasnogvardiech (12/31/2014) [-]
That sounds disturbing. May the Emperor and fortune be with you for this new year.
#225 - stifflimb (12/31/2014) [-]
The emperor has abandoned me, I do not recognize his authority!!
I follow Tychus now, he smokes cigares!!
#226 - krasnogvardiech (12/31/2014) [-]
The Emperor is with us all, even your kind with the extra circulatory system to hold natural energy.

Terra knows we get enough of your type in the Mechanicus Biologis, anyway. Lanky, pale, sick-minded, few moral restraints.
#227 - stifflimb (12/31/2014) [-]
But I heard the emperor dont dare to go against Burt Gummer, we should follow Burt instead!!
#228 - krasnogvardiech (12/31/2014) [-]
Well, of course. Kind of silly for Him to go against his own Imperial Army soldier.
#2 - **krasnogvardiech rolled user lightninghedgehog ** 12/29/2014 on Welcome to Scotland +2
#36 - Cut hotdog in half (lengthways), then halves into halves. 40 h… 12/29/2014 on I TOLD YOU 0
#35 - We got self-sufficient... kinda.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2014 on We're gonna need a bigger boat 0
User avatar #36 - konradkurze (12/29/2014) [-]
* live comfortably under soviet rule for decades
* ussr falls, ukraine all alone
* ukraine has no choice but fight or die
#33 - One potato per square metre, if evenly distributed. 4…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/29/2014 on We're gonna need a bigger boat 0
User avatar #34 - konradkurze (12/29/2014) [-]
lies
ukraine was russia's factory country
you make stuff for them,. they give you potato

User avatar #35 - krasnogvardiech (12/29/2014) [-]
We got self-sufficient... kinda.
User avatar #36 - konradkurze (12/29/2014) [-]
* live comfortably under soviet rule for decades
* ussr falls, ukraine all alone
* ukraine has no choice but fight or die
#31 - ****** I'm not an ancient relic like you. And yeah, not…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/29/2014 on We're gonna need a bigger boat 0
User avatar #32 - konradkurze (12/29/2014) [-]
ukraine of having only one potato
User avatar #33 - krasnogvardiech (12/29/2014) [-]
One potato per square metre, if evenly distributed.

4,000 per orchard yard carries the entire nation.
User avatar #34 - konradkurze (12/29/2014) [-]
lies
ukraine was russia's factory country
you make stuff for them,. they give you potato

User avatar #35 - krasnogvardiech (12/29/2014) [-]
We got self-sufficient... kinda.
User avatar #36 - konradkurze (12/29/2014) [-]
* live comfortably under soviet rule for decades
* ussr falls, ukraine all alone
* ukraine has no choice but fight or die
#29 - Wc2? U fukken wot son? Undead became a faction only in WcIII.  [+] (7 new replies) 12/29/2014 on We're gonna need a bigger boat 0
#30 - konradkurze (12/29/2014) [-]
dear god how casual are you

WC2 had death knights.they were originally orc souls placed into the bodies of dead human knights and given necromantic powers

they used to be part of horde forces
User avatar #31 - krasnogvardiech (12/29/2014) [-]
Nigger I'm not an ancient relic like you. And yeah, not hardcore either. My toys as a kid were sticks and swords made from fence planks.
User avatar #32 - konradkurze (12/29/2014) [-]
ukraine of having only one potato
User avatar #33 - krasnogvardiech (12/29/2014) [-]
One potato per square metre, if evenly distributed.

4,000 per orchard yard carries the entire nation.
User avatar #34 - konradkurze (12/29/2014) [-]
lies
ukraine was russia's factory country
you make stuff for them,. they give you potato

User avatar #35 - krasnogvardiech (12/29/2014) [-]
We got self-sufficient... kinda.
User avatar #36 - konradkurze (12/29/2014) [-]
* live comfortably under soviet rule for decades
* ussr falls, ukraine all alone
* ukraine has no choice but fight or die
#27 - Meat wagons. The Undead siege unit. Man, why they did…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/29/2014 on We're gonna need a bigger boat 0
User avatar #28 - konradkurze (12/29/2014) [-]
thats the job of necromancers

was cool in WC2 where the death knights raised skeletons
User avatar #29 - krasnogvardiech (12/29/2014) [-]
Wc2? U fukken wot son? Undead became a faction only in WcIII.
#30 - konradkurze (12/29/2014) [-]
dear god how casual are you

WC2 had death knights.they were originally orc souls placed into the bodies of dead human knights and given necromantic powers

they used to be part of horde forces
User avatar #31 - krasnogvardiech (12/29/2014) [-]
Nigger I'm not an ancient relic like you. And yeah, not hardcore either. My toys as a kid were sticks and swords made from fence planks.
User avatar #32 - konradkurze (12/29/2014) [-]
ukraine of having only one potato
User avatar #33 - krasnogvardiech (12/29/2014) [-]
One potato per square metre, if evenly distributed.

4,000 per orchard yard carries the entire nation.
User avatar #34 - konradkurze (12/29/2014) [-]
lies
ukraine was russia's factory country
you make stuff for them,. they give you potato

User avatar #35 - krasnogvardiech (12/29/2014) [-]
We got self-sufficient... kinda.
User avatar #36 - konradkurze (12/29/2014) [-]
* live comfortably under soviet rule for decades
* ussr falls, ukraine all alone
* ukraine has no choice but fight or die
#147 - Picture 12/29/2014 on NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE 0
#38 - Picture 12/29/2014 on Probably my favorite moment... +2
#28 - How is this a bad thing?  [+] (5 new replies) 12/29/2014 on I TOLD YOU +1
#34 - wilfredfanforever (12/29/2014) [-]
How is this a bad thing? You will always either have too many buns or too few Hot dogs, never a perfect amount.
#37 - popeflatus (12/29/2014) [-]
Do you even double-dog motherfucker?
User avatar #36 - krasnogvardiech (12/29/2014) [-]
Cut hotdog in half (lengthways), then halves into halves. 40 hotdogs, 8 buns, 5 hotdog quarters apiece means it's perfect.
#35 - mfbraz (12/29/2014) [-]
Buy 4 hot dog packages, and 5 bun packages. You will have 40 of each, perfect quantity.
User avatar #41 - wilfredfanforever (12/29/2014) [-]
good game, you did good
#194 - Based on this, I did squats wrong. Went bar + my own weight da… 12/29/2014 on Stolen from chin times four 0

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#2221 - falloutsurvivor (20 hours ago) [-]
Kras must cossack dance
User avatar #2222 to #2221 - krasnogvardiech (20 hours ago) [-]
Maybe tomorrow.
#2225 to #2224 - falloutsurvivor (20 hours ago) [-]
do it or i destroy every bottle of alcohol in new zeland so you have to go sober
User avatar #2226 to #2225 - krasnogvardiech (20 hours ago) [-]
go ahead

breweries will making more
#2227 to #2226 - falloutsurvivor (20 hours ago) [-]
then ill destroy the breweries and every homebrew kit so noone can make stuff at home either
#2217 - falloutsurvivor (05/03/2015) [-]
*pokes kras with a stick*
User avatar #2218 to #2217 - krasnogvardiech (05/03/2015) [-]
***** i need sleep

fuk off
#2219 to #2218 - falloutsurvivor (05/03/2015) [-]
> needs sleep
> still logs onto FJ

kek
#2216 - falloutsurvivor (05/03/2015) [-]
kras
accept my friend request
#2215 to #2214 - krasnogvardiech (05/03/2015) [-]
вы знаете
User avatar #2211 - krasnogvardiech (05/03/2015) [-]
rageblade, maxetius.
Calm yo bitch asses down. I went to Catachan's ancestor for a holiday, nothing too bad.

Australia. The Gold Coast. **** was cash, but I died there. Stung by venomous everything.
#2207 - rageblade ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
i think Kras pepsi

User avatar #2208 to #2207 - matexius (04/30/2015) [-]
Doubt it...
But he hasn't been online in a while...
I hope nothing bad happened...
Just when I sent him that apology PM... God-Emperor damnit...
#2209 to #2208 - rageblade ONLINE (05/01/2015) [-]
well its not natural for him to be gone more than a few days....hes been gone a week and a half....kinda worried
User avatar #2210 to #2209 - matexius (05/01/2015) [-]
Maybe he's got money problems?
That's what was wrong the last time he was gone for a week...
It IS winter in NZ, afterall; might have to pay more for heating.
Though, he is Ukranian/basically Russian, he should be used to the cold...
#2220 to #2210 - rageblade ONLINE (05/04/2015) [-]
apparently the red bear went to roast his nuts in australia

#2206 - rageblade ONLINE (04/29/2015) [-]
Krasno
why you ignore me
#2205 - falloutsurvivor (04/26/2015) [-]
im sad now

i think i have Krasno liver

i drank a bottle of wine and felt nothing
User avatar #2212 to #2205 - krasnogvardiech (05/03/2015) [-]
You drink wine for the flavor, man.
#2213 to #2212 - falloutsurvivor (05/03/2015) [-]
cant hurt drinking for flavor and effect
#2204 - rageblade ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
ahhh motherland

High-Speed Russian VDV Airborne: Air-Mech Paras Jump with Drogues
User avatar #2200 - krasnogvardiech (04/16/2015) [-]
>>404
#2198 - rageblade ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**rageblade rolls Cannot predict now**
will Kras be the next tsar of the motherland
User avatar #2199 to #2198 - krasnogvardiech (04/16/2015) [-]
It cannot predict because I decided it would not.
#2191 - rageblade ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll cah answer*"**
**rageblade rolls A monkey smoking a cigar.**
what makes Kras cringe
User avatar #2192 to #2191 - krasnogvardiech (04/15/2015) [-]
noooooooo
#2193 to #2192 - rageblade ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
cigar monkey time
User avatar #2194 to #2193 - krasnogvardiech (04/15/2015) [-]
remove ****** remove ******
#2195 to #2194 - rageblade ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
****** already in motherland
User avatar #2196 to #2195 - krasnogvardiech (04/15/2015) [-]
will die

******* cannot live rape kill steal in cold weather
#2197 to #2196 - rageblade ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
these ******* look okay to me
maybe they learned to handle snow
#2176 - rageblade ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
здравствуйте
User avatar #2177 to #2176 - krasnogvardiech (04/14/2015) [-]
Guten tag.
#2178 to #2177 - rageblade ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
wie gehts kamerad Kras
User avatar #2179 to #2178 - krasnogvardiech (04/14/2015) [-]
Ничего важности
#2180 to #2179 - rageblade ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
> in NZ
> doing nothing important

so relevant
User avatar #2181 to #2180 - krasnogvardiech (04/14/2015) [-]
I'm going to go shooting in about two hours. And I intend to get above 100 points this time.

I swear upon the Emperor, the Murderkube and Ireland.
#2182 to #2181 - rageblade ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
> russian
> giving a **** about accuracy

lel
User avatar #2183 to #2182 - krasnogvardiech (04/14/2015) [-]
My ancestors and heroes are looking down upon me. I must cheeki the breeki and ooga the chaka.
#2184 to #2183 - rageblade ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
your ancestors would say "the **** are you using a gun you pussy....charge in with swords drawn like a real ruski warrior"
User avatar #2185 to #2184 - krasnogvardiech (04/14/2015) [-]
*like a Cossack

And i say **** them, I fight the way that is effective.
#2186 to #2185 - rageblade ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
go to war as 100% russian
#2187 to #2186 - krasnogvardiech (04/14/2015) [-]
DA

And bears are very intelligent animals, thinking on it.
#2188 to #2187 - rageblade ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
unless youre in Belarus

the hairy gay men 'bears' are very dumb
User avatar #2189 to #2188 - krasnogvardiech (04/14/2015) [-]
And just about anywhere else.
#2190 to #2189 - rageblade ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**rageblade rolls My sources say no** is Kras a gay bear
User avatar #2150 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #2174 to #2151 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
>Implying they can't be mutual business partners

The thing about being a selfish corportized sociopath is you have a tendency to demand more because there is no such thing as "enough"

>No more room for stripmalls
>No more oil to drill
>No more diamonds to mine
>No more animals to slaughter

Asami is a very VERY greedy woman. She could offer to find hostile planets for the Emperor to wage war with since his ego revolves around feeding the itchy trigger fingers of angry marines.

Meanwhile he would offer to find peaceful, heavily resourced planets for her to destroy. Think Avatar only this time the Megacorporation wins.
#2175 to #2174 - krasnogvardiech (04/12/2015) [-]
Dude

Dude

Doooood

Bruh

Broski

You're not thinking long-term enough.

Emperor dictates that the Imperium must expand in X galactic arm. Asami Goto, High Lord of Terra and (for the purposes of this conversation) Mistress of the Rogue Traders, spies a nice cluster of sectors not yet under Imperial Law. Said sectors are populated by a nice assortment of humans, xenos, assets and valuables. Asami Goto 'advises' a few of her Rogue Traders to go there. Her lieutenants fund shadow and civil wars alike, leaving the sectors in desperate want. Goto herself extends a token effort which is calculated and placed for maximum efficiency - the sectors end up serving her.

Once mercantile dependancy is placed under Goto's rule - calculated so that maximum output whilst providing wealth and decent standard for operation of the assets, by miss Goto - the Emperor would order in his Liberation fleets, after which it would be very simple and normal Imperial life.

Basically, it's not so much a matter of being mutual business partners. The Emperor would likely very astutely recognize her business capability and hand over all of his Imperium's commercial authority in exchange for her working for him. After which he'll basically leave her to her own functioning, and the Imperial war machine will only profit.

And in the long term, not a lick of difference will be made to canon because you know **** could've happened this way and nobody would be able to tell the difference.

Come on, you know she wouldn't say no to having this and thousands many times more things like it. Small price to pay in exchange for putting up with the rest of the Imperium.

-

The (slight) heresy against the Emperor is in your assumption of ego. It's all an act until he needs it otherwise. Should there be a threat the Imperial Army cannot handle, a tactical assessment is done. The solutions are simple. If the threat afflicts the Imperium, such as a xenos invasion or suchlike, send a Liberation Fleet. If even a Crusade-level Liberation fleet spearheaded by the Astartes can't handle it, then and only then is Exterminatus a viable option.
User avatar #2161 to #2151 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
Absolutely none of those

Rich Girl with desire to become richer and powerful best fetish.
User avatar #2163 to #2161 - krasnogvardiech (04/12/2015) [-]
Logical. Man and woman have to complement each other in status, right?
User avatar #2164 to #2163 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
Nah man I want a Shallow Materialistic Bitch who takes her lavish lifestyle to an extreme

We're not talking acctress rich

or even "I'm pro right wing everything" rich

We're talking "I have transcended the realm of mortal peasantry" rich.
#2165 to #2164 - krasnogvardiech (04/12/2015) [-]
So rich you measure your wealth not by numbers, but by which order of magnitude you are wealthier than the person next to you.

Niiiiice.
#2166 to #2165 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
Asami would look at a billionaire and laugh   
   
>I'm sorry. Unemployment line is over there   
   
Trillionaire would be like a kid with a shiny new quarter   
   
It would boggle the mind.
Asami would look at a billionaire and laugh

>I'm sorry. Unemployment line is over there

Trillionaire would be like a kid with a shiny new quarter

It would boggle the mind.
#2167 to #2166 - krasnogvardiech (04/12/2015) [-]
Quadrillionaire. Like, Bill Gates rich. A Rogue Trader in the making.

her fw
User avatar #2168 to #2167 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
KEK

Sounds about right. The kind of spoiled rich girl who lives in a 2000 ft tall mansion and complains that the decor is all wrong and we need to start over from scratch

>Bulldoze the entire house down. One wall is not the color I want we need to start over.
#2169 to #2168 - krasnogvardiech (04/12/2015) [-]
Concrete and steel is cheap anyway. And hiring the woman who designed Saddam Hussein's bunker (who herself is descended from the man who designed Adolf Hitler's bunker) is a pittance, right?

her fw people come asking for money
User avatar #2170 to #2169 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
Well she is a Weapon's developer among other things. Monopolists don't like it where there is something or someone they don't own yet

Private Mercenaries? **** that I'll take an entire army, navy, marine force, air force, ALL OF IT

My life is worth more than 6 billion people I have ever right to be a teensy bit paranoid so die for your queen.
#2171 to #2170 - krasnogvardiech (04/12/2015) [-]
Ah, Rogue Trader-funded colonies in a nutshell. Or the megacorporations of Borderlands.
User avatar #2172 to #2171 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
Megacorporation is an understatement

Remember when Mitt Romney said on live TV "Corporations are like people?"

Asami takes that to an extreme. A corporation is like a new born baby you need to love and nurture it and show it no harm. So keep your taxes and laws away from her baby.
#2173 to #2172 - krasnogvardiech (04/12/2015) [-]
Not even Rogue Traders are beyond the law of the Imperium, though. Big Boss says jump, she still asks how high. That's just what you do when the guy who mandated just everything you do tells you to.

And besides, just look at this magnificent superhuman demigod. He is twenty-one feet tall, at minimum. And he still managed to find time to hand-make all that **** . You bow to that kind of guy.
User avatar #2152 to #2151 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
Morning Draken its midnight

sup.
#2153 to #2152 - krasnogvardiech (04/12/2015) [-]
The ceiling is up, despite all my efforts.

I have the day off tomorrow in exchange for having to work on a saturday. Good thing I'm contracted.

Give me three random words and I'll try to include them in my novel I'm currently writing.
#2154 to #2153 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
3 random words? OK

Asami

Best

Waifu.
#2155 to #2154 - krasnogvardiech (04/12/2015) [-]
Those words were most decidedly not random, but I'll include them in this work anyway.

The name will be the wife of a skyport repair-dock worker that he'll be phoning home to, 'Best' is fairly common so I'll use it as a colloquialization for 'Bestie', a type of propeller engine for airships that fell out of production (though the repair-dock at which the main character works's stationed wizard will retell tale after tale of those reliable little things) and I'll have a shored mercenary that doesn't know a lick of English try to pronounce 'Rifle' and fail horrendously.

Pic only slightly related.
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User avatar #2157 to #2156 - krasnogvardiech (04/12/2015) [-]
I don't really care, to be honest. I posted it because it seemed relevant.

How have things been happening and how have you been attempting to milk them for all their worth in this great ******** we call life?
User avatar #2158 to #2157 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
Man **** you then I care greatly I love my art projects

Its like 12:30 AM where I am right now thinking of new porn ideas to fap to.
User avatar #2162 to #2158 - krasnogvardiech (04/12/2015) [-]
Wait a sec. You aren't seriously one of the dudes who works on LoK, are you?
#2159 to #2158 - krasnogvardiech (04/12/2015) [-]
*roll fetish*

Spin the wheel!
#2139 - rageblade ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
*puts a bowl of borscht in the middle of a minefield and waits for Kras*
#2140 to #2139 - krasnogvardiech (04/09/2015) [-]
I equip Soyuzkoptr and retrieve the borsht
I equip Soyuzkoptr and retrieve the borsht
#2141 to #2140 - rageblade ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
allahu akbar
#2143 to #2142 - rageblade ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
you remember the scene from 9 Rota where the plane gets shot down

allahu akbar
#2145 to #2144 - rageblade ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**rageblade rolls Outlook good**
will syrianassassin fly a plane into the kremlin
#2146 to #2145 - krasnogvardiech (04/09/2015) [-]
Never   
   
Russia give even less of a 			****		 than America   
   
SAMs will shoot down before he descends past 10,000 feet.
Never

Russia give even less of a **** than America

SAMs will shoot down before he descends past 10,000 feet.
#2147 to #2146 - rageblade ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
what is kebab comes down from space and just drops like a meteor

AA wont have time to track him
User avatar #2148 to #2147 - krasnogvardiech (04/09/2015) [-]
********

radar is quick

missile is quick

kebab b gon
#2149 to #2148 - rageblade ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
then you have burning debris of kebab fall out you


ans what if kebab packs plane with bombs and scatters them before missiles hit him...then you have bombs rain down
#2136 - rageblade ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
Krasno admits south siders are ******* idiots

same rule no mater where you go
User avatar #2137 to #2136 - krasnogvardiech (04/08/2015) [-]
Oi. Inverz ain't that bad.
#2138 to #2137 - rageblade ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
yeah but are people on the south side of town idiots
#2126 - matexius (04/05/2015) [-]
Kras... I think I found your great, great, great, great... *1.5 hour later*... great grandson...
#2127 to #2126 - krasnogvardiech (04/05/2015) [-]
Well, there is a resemblance.
User avatar #2128 to #2127 - matexius (04/05/2015) [-]
Seriously though... I just found the Vostroyans'... and kind of a '' ********** thing right here they're Space Russians... That makes me think... Are there Space Germans, Americans, Slovenes and Brits, too?
User avatar #2129 to #2128 - krasnogvardiech (04/05/2015) [-]
Specifically, they are Tsarist Cossacks IN SPAAACE!.

Now, in order:

Armageddon Steel Legion is Wehrmacht Armoured Divisions (Heer, not SS) IN SPAAACE!.
Death Korps of Krieg is WWI Prussian/German Trench Fighters IN SPAAACE!.
Elysian Drop Troops are a mix between the French Foreign Legion and American Airborne Infantry IN SPAAACE!.
Cadian Shock Troops are WWII Allied forces IN SPAAACE!, which counts as American, I'd say.
Mordian Iron Guard alternate between the USMC Dress Uniform and Zulu/Boer War British Colonial Infantry IN SPAAACE!.
No idea about Slovenes.
User avatar #2131 to #2129 - matexius (04/05/2015) [-]
Also... What is ''CREEEEEEEEEDDD'' supposed to mean?
#2132 to #2131 - krasnogvardiech (04/05/2015) [-]
It's part cry of frustration and the rest the lament of the defeated. Most often sounded when the enemy has been the victim of a commander that bore tactical genius on Lord Castellan Creed's level.
User avatar #2133 to #2132 - matexius (04/05/2015) [-]
Oh...now that picture makes sense...
I saw a picture in the comments that was a Greater Daemon of Tzeench, who's essentially an overgrown bird with anger issues that played...I think Chess or something with a Guardsman with a big cloak and a cigar; the bird thing was screaming ''CREEEEEEEED'' and flipping the table...
I asked what it meant, but nobody answered... Now I feel like the guy who never heard of Marneus Calgar...
User avatar #2130 to #2129 - matexius (04/05/2015) [-]
You think they still remember the old Terra Dance?

Cadians are the 'Muricans, kinda makes sense... only that they don't bomb your ass with artilerry...
How did I not see the Krieg guys... I need to think before I think out loud...

Eh, just asking about Slovenes, since I'm one...
I'll be completely frank with you... we probably wouldn't survive the next 38 milleniums, well, maybe; we've survived under near constant assault since the 4. century from the Germanics, Italians (Romans), Turks, Hungarians, the Spaniards, even our neighbours from the Balkans, etc. and we're still here. I don't know why I'm telling you this... we just might have a chance...
#2124 - falloutsurvivor (04/03/2015) [-]
just another day in the land of Krasnogvardiech

Russian Security Guards Group Fight 4 on 1.avi
#2125 to #2124 - krasnogvardiech (04/03/2015) [-]
No **** is given for traitor to motherland.
#2123 - rageblade ONLINE (04/03/2015) [-]
Call o Duty 5 : World at War    Soviet song
#2114 - rageblade ONLINE (04/03/2015) [-]
User avatar #2115 to #2114 - krasnogvardiech (04/03/2015) [-]
you know it
#2116 to #2115 - rageblade ONLINE (04/03/2015) [-]
you gotta make more soviet OC krassle
User avatar #2117 to #2116 - krasnogvardiech (04/03/2015) [-]
i don't wanna
#2120 to #2119 - rageblade ONLINE (04/03/2015) [-]
do it you lazy chechen
#2121 to #2120 - krasnogvardiech (04/03/2015) [-]
but if I am of chechen how is chechen of me?
#2122 to #2121 - rageblade ONLINE (04/03/2015) [-]
Krasno is cheeki breeki
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