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#48 - That's the Chaotic Evil approach.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2013 on Seriously +1
User avatar #49 - psykobear (05/13/2013) [-]
So...
Darkwraith covenant?
#47 - Picture 05/13/2013 on Seriously +1
#45 - Picture 05/13/2013 on Seriously +2
#37 - "Why DO kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?"  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2013 on B-Ball +3
#44 - bleeduntildeath (05/13/2013) [-]
there are cinnamon and sugar swirls on every bite... ain't nobody got time for this
#119 - Realistic Samus is realistic. 05/13/2013 on Tumblr is fun 0
#114 - Picture 05/12/2013 on Upside down. +1
#115 - Thou shalt not refer to Ork Killa Kans as 'Garbage Bins', no m…  [+] (15 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Warhammer Simpsons +1
User avatar #118 - SuperBobbis (05/13/2013) [-]
Thou shalt not play fetch with Hormagaunts and Krak Grenades.
Similarly, thou shalt not use a can of Mortein as a weapon again Tyranid hordes.
User avatar #119 - krasnogvardiech (05/13/2013) [-]
Thou shalt keep a close eye on thy Bolter when deployed alongside the Imperial Guard.
User avatar #120 - SuperBobbis (05/13/2013) [-]
Thou shalt not steal a Tau Pulse Rifle and give it to a "Poor little Guardsmen".
User avatar #121 - krasnogvardiech (05/13/2013) [-]
Thou shalt not hit an Imperial Guardsman, even if 'he started it'.
User avatar #122 - SuperBobbis (05/13/2013) [-]
Thou shalt not hand an overcharged plasma gun to an Imperial Guard, and laugh when they say "Hey, what's that beeping noise" when they pull the trigger.
User avatar #123 - krasnogvardiech (05/13/2013) [-]
Thou shalt not take the Rhino to retrieve monkish ale before filling out the most holy requisition form.
User avatar #124 - SuperBobbis (05/13/2013) [-]
Thou shalt not put a sign up on the Rhino saying "If the Rhino's a rockin', don't come a knockin'".
User avatar #125 - krasnogvardiech (05/13/2013) [-]
Thou shalt not refer to a Salamander Dreadnought as 'The Hulk'. Also, thou shalt not tap the glass, asking 'Is anyone in there?'
User avatar #126 - SuperBobbis (05/13/2013) [-]
Thou shalt NOT ask a Pariah if "C-3PO is a Necron Ambassador".
User avatar #127 - krasnogvardiech (05/13/2013) [-]
Darth Vader is not the son of Abaddon the Despoiler.
User avatar #128 - SuperBobbis (05/13/2013) [-]
Thou shalt not use a chain fist to open your tin of baked beans.
User avatar #129 - krasnogvardiech (05/13/2013) [-]
Thou shalt not compliment the Dark Eldar by saying 'kinky'. Neither shalt you debate the protective capability of purple spandex, or brag about how many thou hast killed.
User avatar #130 - SuperBobbis (05/13/2013) [-]
Never say near a Dark Eldar "I'd sell my soul for beer money". Not even jpkingly.
#131 - krasnogvardiech (05/13/2013) [-]
Dammit, that's all I can come up with off the top of my head. Good show.
User avatar #132 - SuperBobbis (05/13/2013) [-]
Thou shalt hang a bug zapper out while in a Tyranid infested zone.
#82 - Picture 05/12/2013 on Warhammer Simpsons 0
#72 - Yes. I'd like the best of the Imperium, with some of the benef… 05/12/2013 on Warhammer Simpsons 0
#67 - Their connection to the Warp is too strong, far stronger than …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Warhammer Simpsons +2
#68 - konradkurze (05/12/2013) [-]
Radicl you say?
#72 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
Yes. I'd like the best of the Imperium, with some of the benefits of the stuff of the Warp.
#47 - No. 05/12/2013 on Warhammer Simpsons +9
#46 - Picture 05/12/2013 on Warhammer Simpsons +7
#45 - Use this GIF in future.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Warhammer Simpsons +6
#54 - konradkurze (05/12/2013) [-]
killing ponies?
what if they serve the Imperium?
#67 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
Their connection to the Warp is too strong, far stronger than human psykers. Thus, they must be scorned and abhorred, but made use of.
... I might as well switch to Radicalism.
#68 - konradkurze (05/12/2013) [-]
Radicl you say?
#72 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
Yes. I'd like the best of the Imperium, with some of the benefits of the stuff of the Warp.
#43 - No. 05/12/2013 on Warhammer Simpsons 0
#36 - Picture  [+] (14 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Warhammer Simpsons -3
#78 - theimmortalemperor (05/12/2013) [-]
#82 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
#37 - konradkurze (05/12/2013) [-]
Kras is chaos?
#47 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
No.
#43 - krasnogvardiech has deleted their comment.
#39 - bjorngrim (05/12/2013) [-]
Go back to Ponyville.
#45 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
Use this GIF in future.
#54 - konradkurze (05/12/2013) [-]
killing ponies?
what if they serve the Imperium?
#67 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
Their connection to the Warp is too strong, far stronger than human psykers. Thus, they must be scorned and abhorred, but made use of.
... I might as well switch to Radicalism.
#68 - konradkurze (05/12/2013) [-]
Radicl you say?
#72 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
Yes. I'd like the best of the Imperium, with some of the benefits of the stuff of the Warp.
#40 - konradkurze (05/12/2013) [-]
come to Chaos
we have cookies
#53 - zerogenocide (05/12/2013) [-]
#46 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
#34 - Picture  [+] (16 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Warhammer Simpsons +2
#35 - konradkurze (05/12/2013) [-]
*passes your soul through the warp and resurrects you as an Angry Marine Pony
#36 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
#78 - theimmortalemperor (05/12/2013) [-]
#82 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
#37 - konradkurze (05/12/2013) [-]
Kras is chaos?
#47 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
No.
#43 - krasnogvardiech has deleted their comment.
#39 - bjorngrim (05/12/2013) [-]
Go back to Ponyville.
#45 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
Use this GIF in future.
#54 - konradkurze (05/12/2013) [-]
killing ponies?
what if they serve the Imperium?
#67 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
Their connection to the Warp is too strong, far stronger than human psykers. Thus, they must be scorned and abhorred, but made use of.
... I might as well switch to Radicalism.
#68 - konradkurze (05/12/2013) [-]
Radicl you say?
#72 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
Yes. I'd like the best of the Imperium, with some of the benefits of the stuff of the Warp.
#40 - konradkurze (05/12/2013) [-]
come to Chaos
we have cookies
#53 - zerogenocide (05/12/2013) [-]
#46 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
#31 - Picture  [+] (19 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Warhammer Simpsons +6
#33 - konradkurze (05/12/2013) [-]
YOUR SOUL IS MINE!!!!!
#34 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
#35 - konradkurze (05/12/2013) [-]
*passes your soul through the warp and resurrects you as an Angry Marine Pony
#36 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
#78 - theimmortalemperor (05/12/2013) [-]
#82 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
#37 - konradkurze (05/12/2013) [-]
Kras is chaos?
#47 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
No.
#43 - krasnogvardiech has deleted their comment.
#39 - bjorngrim (05/12/2013) [-]
Go back to Ponyville.
#45 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
Use this GIF in future.
#54 - konradkurze (05/12/2013) [-]
killing ponies?
what if they serve the Imperium?
#67 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
Their connection to the Warp is too strong, far stronger than human psykers. Thus, they must be scorned and abhorred, but made use of.
... I might as well switch to Radicalism.
#68 - konradkurze (05/12/2013) [-]
Radicl you say?
#72 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
Yes. I'd like the best of the Imperium, with some of the benefits of the stuff of the Warp.
#40 - konradkurze (05/12/2013) [-]
come to Chaos
we have cookies
#53 - zerogenocide (05/12/2013) [-]
#46 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
#32 - konradkurze (05/12/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 00**
dubs and when you die i keep your soul
#30 - **krasnogvardiech rolls 0** Oops, I forgot this.  [+] (20 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Warhammer Simpsons +4
#31 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
#33 - konradkurze (05/12/2013) [-]
YOUR SOUL IS MINE!!!!!
#34 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
#35 - konradkurze (05/12/2013) [-]
*passes your soul through the warp and resurrects you as an Angry Marine Pony
#36 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
#78 - theimmortalemperor (05/12/2013) [-]
#82 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
#37 - konradkurze (05/12/2013) [-]
Kras is chaos?
#47 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
No.
#43 - krasnogvardiech has deleted their comment.
#39 - bjorngrim (05/12/2013) [-]
Go back to Ponyville.
#45 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
Use this GIF in future.
#54 - konradkurze (05/12/2013) [-]
killing ponies?
what if they serve the Imperium?
#67 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
Their connection to the Warp is too strong, far stronger than human psykers. Thus, they must be scorned and abhorred, but made use of.
... I might as well switch to Radicalism.
#68 - konradkurze (05/12/2013) [-]
Radicl you say?
#72 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
Yes. I'd like the best of the Imperium, with some of the benefits of the stuff of the Warp.
#40 - konradkurze (05/12/2013) [-]
come to Chaos
we have cookies
#53 - zerogenocide (05/12/2013) [-]
#46 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
#32 - konradkurze (05/12/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 00**
dubs and when you die i keep your soul
#29 - **krasnogvardiech rolls 707** The Emperor guides my lasbolt,…  [+] (21 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Warhammer Simpsons +4
#30 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
**krasnogvardiech rolls 0** Oops, I forgot this.
#31 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
#33 - konradkurze (05/12/2013) [-]
YOUR SOUL IS MINE!!!!!
#34 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
#35 - konradkurze (05/12/2013) [-]
*passes your soul through the warp and resurrects you as an Angry Marine Pony
#36 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
#78 - theimmortalemperor (05/12/2013) [-]
#82 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
#37 - konradkurze (05/12/2013) [-]
Kras is chaos?
#47 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
No.
#43 - krasnogvardiech has deleted their comment.
#39 - bjorngrim (05/12/2013) [-]
Go back to Ponyville.
#45 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
Use this GIF in future.
#54 - konradkurze (05/12/2013) [-]
killing ponies?
what if they serve the Imperium?
#67 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
Their connection to the Warp is too strong, far stronger than human psykers. Thus, they must be scorned and abhorred, but made use of.
... I might as well switch to Radicalism.
#68 - konradkurze (05/12/2013) [-]
Radicl you say?
#72 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
Yes. I'd like the best of the Imperium, with some of the benefits of the stuff of the Warp.
#40 - konradkurze (05/12/2013) [-]
come to Chaos
we have cookies
#53 - zerogenocide (05/12/2013) [-]
#46 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
#32 - konradkurze (05/12/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 00**
dubs and when you die i keep your soul
#26 - Thou shalt not call any of the members of the Salamanders 'hom…  [+] (40 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Warhammer Simpsons +10
User avatar #114 - SuperBobbis (05/12/2013) [-]
Thou shalt not follow the chapter librarian in stealth armour whispering "Can you hear me now?".
User avatar #115 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
Thou shalt not refer to Ork Killa Kans as 'Garbage Bins', no matter how apt the term.
User avatar #118 - SuperBobbis (05/13/2013) [-]
Thou shalt not play fetch with Hormagaunts and Krak Grenades.
Similarly, thou shalt not use a can of Mortein as a weapon again Tyranid hordes.
User avatar #119 - krasnogvardiech (05/13/2013) [-]
Thou shalt keep a close eye on thy Bolter when deployed alongside the Imperial Guard.
User avatar #120 - SuperBobbis (05/13/2013) [-]
Thou shalt not steal a Tau Pulse Rifle and give it to a "Poor little Guardsmen".
User avatar #121 - krasnogvardiech (05/13/2013) [-]
Thou shalt not hit an Imperial Guardsman, even if 'he started it'.
User avatar #122 - SuperBobbis (05/13/2013) [-]
Thou shalt not hand an overcharged plasma gun to an Imperial Guard, and laugh when they say "Hey, what's that beeping noise" when they pull the trigger.
User avatar #123 - krasnogvardiech (05/13/2013) [-]
Thou shalt not take the Rhino to retrieve monkish ale before filling out the most holy requisition form.
User avatar #124 - SuperBobbis (05/13/2013) [-]
Thou shalt not put a sign up on the Rhino saying "If the Rhino's a rockin', don't come a knockin'".
User avatar #125 - krasnogvardiech (05/13/2013) [-]
Thou shalt not refer to a Salamander Dreadnought as 'The Hulk'. Also, thou shalt not tap the glass, asking 'Is anyone in there?'
User avatar #126 - SuperBobbis (05/13/2013) [-]
Thou shalt NOT ask a Pariah if "C-3PO is a Necron Ambassador".
User avatar #127 - krasnogvardiech (05/13/2013) [-]
Darth Vader is not the son of Abaddon the Despoiler.
User avatar #128 - SuperBobbis (05/13/2013) [-]
Thou shalt not use a chain fist to open your tin of baked beans.
User avatar #129 - krasnogvardiech (05/13/2013) [-]
Thou shalt not compliment the Dark Eldar by saying 'kinky'. Neither shalt you debate the protective capability of purple spandex, or brag about how many thou hast killed.
User avatar #130 - SuperBobbis (05/13/2013) [-]
Never say near a Dark Eldar "I'd sell my soul for beer money". Not even jpkingly.
#131 - krasnogvardiech (05/13/2013) [-]
Dammit, that's all I can come up with off the top of my head. Good show.
User avatar #132 - SuperBobbis (05/13/2013) [-]
Thou shalt hang a bug zapper out while in a Tyranid infested zone.
#28 - konradkurze (05/12/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 29**
dubs and youre a heretic
#29 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
**krasnogvardiech rolls 707** The Emperor guides my lasbolt, heretic.
#30 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
**krasnogvardiech rolls 0** Oops, I forgot this.
#31 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
#33 - konradkurze (05/12/2013) [-]
YOUR SOUL IS MINE!!!!!
#34 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
#35 - konradkurze (05/12/2013) [-]
*passes your soul through the warp and resurrects you as an Angry Marine Pony
#36 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
#78 - theimmortalemperor (05/12/2013) [-]
#82 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
#37 - konradkurze (05/12/2013) [-]
Kras is chaos?
#47 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
No.
#43 - krasnogvardiech has deleted their comment.
#39 - bjorngrim (05/12/2013) [-]
Go back to Ponyville.
#45 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
Use this GIF in future.
#54 - konradkurze (05/12/2013) [-]
killing ponies?
what if they serve the Imperium?
#67 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
Their connection to the Warp is too strong, far stronger than human psykers. Thus, they must be scorned and abhorred, but made use of.
... I might as well switch to Radicalism.
#68 - konradkurze (05/12/2013) [-]
Radicl you say?
#72 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
Yes. I'd like the best of the Imperium, with some of the benefits of the stuff of the Warp.
#40 - konradkurze (05/12/2013) [-]
come to Chaos
we have cookies
#53 - zerogenocide (05/12/2013) [-]
#46 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
#32 - konradkurze (05/12/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 00**
dubs and when you die i keep your soul
#24 - Thou shalt not refer to the Sisters of Battle as 'Bolter Bitch…  [+] (42 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Warhammer Simpsons +14
User avatar #25 - SuperBobbis (05/12/2013) [-]
I've heard another variation on that one.
"Thou shalt not forget to offer the Sisters of Battle thy chocolate rations during the time of their 'Red Rage', lest ye want to be the first person to enter orbit without the aid of a shuttle."
User avatar #26 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
Thou shalt not call any of the members of the Salamanders 'homies', 'niggas', 'shitskins', 'slaves' or 'gangstas'. Provided you are a Salamander yourself, you may consider yourself exempt from this rule.
User avatar #114 - SuperBobbis (05/12/2013) [-]
Thou shalt not follow the chapter librarian in stealth armour whispering "Can you hear me now?".
User avatar #115 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
Thou shalt not refer to Ork Killa Kans as 'Garbage Bins', no matter how apt the term.
User avatar #118 - SuperBobbis (05/13/2013) [-]
Thou shalt not play fetch with Hormagaunts and Krak Grenades.
Similarly, thou shalt not use a can of Mortein as a weapon again Tyranid hordes.
User avatar #119 - krasnogvardiech (05/13/2013) [-]
Thou shalt keep a close eye on thy Bolter when deployed alongside the Imperial Guard.
User avatar #120 - SuperBobbis (05/13/2013) [-]
Thou shalt not steal a Tau Pulse Rifle and give it to a "Poor little Guardsmen".
User avatar #121 - krasnogvardiech (05/13/2013) [-]
Thou shalt not hit an Imperial Guardsman, even if 'he started it'.
User avatar #122 - SuperBobbis (05/13/2013) [-]
Thou shalt not hand an overcharged plasma gun to an Imperial Guard, and laugh when they say "Hey, what's that beeping noise" when they pull the trigger.
User avatar #123 - krasnogvardiech (05/13/2013) [-]
Thou shalt not take the Rhino to retrieve monkish ale before filling out the most holy requisition form.
User avatar #124 - SuperBobbis (05/13/2013) [-]
Thou shalt not put a sign up on the Rhino saying "If the Rhino's a rockin', don't come a knockin'".
User avatar #125 - krasnogvardiech (05/13/2013) [-]
Thou shalt not refer to a Salamander Dreadnought as 'The Hulk'. Also, thou shalt not tap the glass, asking 'Is anyone in there?'
User avatar #126 - SuperBobbis (05/13/2013) [-]
Thou shalt NOT ask a Pariah if "C-3PO is a Necron Ambassador".
User avatar #127 - krasnogvardiech (05/13/2013) [-]
Darth Vader is not the son of Abaddon the Despoiler.
User avatar #128 - SuperBobbis (05/13/2013) [-]
Thou shalt not use a chain fist to open your tin of baked beans.
User avatar #129 - krasnogvardiech (05/13/2013) [-]
Thou shalt not compliment the Dark Eldar by saying 'kinky'. Neither shalt you debate the protective capability of purple spandex, or brag about how many thou hast killed.
User avatar #130 - SuperBobbis (05/13/2013) [-]
Never say near a Dark Eldar "I'd sell my soul for beer money". Not even jpkingly.
#131 - krasnogvardiech (05/13/2013) [-]
Dammit, that's all I can come up with off the top of my head. Good show.
User avatar #132 - SuperBobbis (05/13/2013) [-]
Thou shalt hang a bug zapper out while in a Tyranid infested zone.
#28 - konradkurze (05/12/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 29**
dubs and youre a heretic
#29 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
**krasnogvardiech rolls 707** The Emperor guides my lasbolt, heretic.
#30 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
**krasnogvardiech rolls 0** Oops, I forgot this.
#31 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
#33 - konradkurze (05/12/2013) [-]
YOUR SOUL IS MINE!!!!!
#34 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
#35 - konradkurze (05/12/2013) [-]
*passes your soul through the warp and resurrects you as an Angry Marine Pony
#36 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
#78 - theimmortalemperor (05/12/2013) [-]
#82 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
#37 - konradkurze (05/12/2013) [-]
Kras is chaos?
#47 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
No.
#43 - krasnogvardiech has deleted their comment.
#39 - bjorngrim (05/12/2013) [-]
Go back to Ponyville.
#45 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
Use this GIF in future.
#54 - konradkurze (05/12/2013) [-]
killing ponies?
what if they serve the Imperium?
#67 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
Their connection to the Warp is too strong, far stronger than human psykers. Thus, they must be scorned and abhorred, but made use of.
... I might as well switch to Radicalism.
#68 - konradkurze (05/12/2013) [-]
Radicl you say?
#72 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2013) [-]
Yes. I'd like the best of the Imperium, with some of the benefits of the stuff of the Warp.
#40 - konradkurze (05/12/2013) [-]
come to Chaos
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#53 - zerogenocide (05/12/2013) [-]
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User avatar #54 to #52 - wildikdog (05/13/2013) [-]
RIP Futurama
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#79 to #54 - krasnogvardiech ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
It's not too much of a loss. In the grim darkness of the forty-first mullenium, billions of human lives are practically worthless and may be sacrificed to save trillions, without a doubt. Exterminatus it is.
It's not too much of a loss. In the grim darkness of the forty-first mullenium, billions of human lives are practically worthless and may be sacrificed to save trillions, without a doubt.
Exterminatus it is.
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User avatar #80 to #79 - wildikdog (05/14/2013) [-]
Well, looks like the titans are dead, but i know how to make more.
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User avatar #82 to #80 - krasnogvardiech ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
So, what is their weakness?
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User avatar #84 to #82 - wildikdog (05/14/2013) [-]
If i tell you, you'll use it against me.
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#85 to #84 - krasnogvardiech ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
Ah, fuck it. I'll just wait for the Tyranids to come along and eat them all.
Those things can regenerate, but the Tyranids will just keep digesting them.

Congratulations, you gave the fucking TYRANIDS endless biomass. Now we'll never defeat them.
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User avatar #87 to #85 - wildikdog (05/14/2013) [-]
Would you say they are as big as a house?
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User avatar #86 to #85 - wildikdog (05/14/2013) [-]
How big are they?
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User avatar #88 to #86 - krasnogvardiech ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
Hormagaunts and Termagaunts are about the height of regular humans, but they swarm you en masse and if they're under the control of the Hive Mind, they don't care for casualties. Hormagaunts swarm you and claw your face off, while Termagaunts stand back and shoot you to pieces.
The other end of the spectrum is the Tyranid Bio-Titans, which can be up to a kilometer tall. They're generally like the huge thing in my above picture.
Then there's the bioships they go through space with, which can be hundreds of kilometers long/in size.
And to think they swarm us with these things...

You don't know much about Warhammer 40,000, do you?
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User avatar #92 to #88 - wildikdog (05/14/2013) [-]
I just looked them up to know what the titans would be facing, the wiki said one of the biggest is about 13 meters, the most common titan height is 45 meters.
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User avatar #93 to #92 - wildikdog (05/14/2013) [-]
both are average, so there are alot bigger and smaller ones.
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User avatar #94 to #93 - krasnogvardiech ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
Then again, their numbers are endless and the giants just keep on regenerating. Congrats, you've made the Tyranids unstoppable.
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User avatar #95 to #94 - wildikdog (05/14/2013) [-]
But....the biggest bio-titans on average are about 14 meters, the average titan is about 45 meters....the titans win. I have solved your problem.
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User avatar #96 to #95 - krasnogvardiech ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
Numbers, and your forces are an endless resource.
Besides, the Tyranids will likely just evolve something bigger and nastier to kill your giant lumps of biomass.
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User avatar #97 to #96 - wildikdog (05/14/2013) [-]
But.....but...my forces are stronger...because they won't be able to eat my titans, and im not sure they can take down the armored titan.
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#98 to #97 - krasnogvardiech ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
Bio-plasma or acid to melt the armor, and to the point about eating your titans... Well, just imagine a couple million of those little things.
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User avatar #99 to #98 - wildikdog (05/14/2013) [-]
Regen the armor, They might be able to eat the smaller ones, but the colossal titan would beat them.
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User avatar #100 to #99 - krasnogvardiech ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
That's why there's always more Tyranids.
You must not be getting this: Their numbers are literally endless. No matter how big the titan you're throwing at them, they will always just keep on charging, and devouring your large one.
Your titans are an endless source of biomass for them!
And don't even get me started on what would happen if a dozen or so Tyranid Bio-Titans decided to swarm your colossal one.
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User avatar #101 to #100 - wildikdog (05/14/2013) [-]
But, the titans are fast, and would easily outrun the bio-titans, or just smash them, the colossal titan would probably just chunk stuff at them and the ships
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User avatar #102 to #101 - krasnogvardiech ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
Exactly what part of 'endless numbers' do you not get? If the Tyranids can't catch you from one or few directions, they'll surround you and rip you apart.
Besides, I'm fairly certain the Tyranids could evolve crazy-ass bio-toxins (a shitload better than their usual stuff, anyway) to kill the titans post haste.
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User avatar #91 to #88 - wildikdog (05/14/2013) [-]
If you use the normal more common type though, titans will win.
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User avatar #90 to #88 - wildikdog (05/14/2013) [-]
So pretty much they look like a big version of what you posted above.
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User avatar #89 to #88 - wildikdog (05/14/2013) [-]
Nope, only played alittle of 40k and alittle of space marines.
Yep, titans are fucked in that.
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User avatar #81 to #80 - krasnogvardiech ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
No, the planet's completely obliterated. And the guns of the Imperium can get bigger than that.
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User avatar #83 to #81 - wildikdog (05/14/2013) [-]
Who said i was on that planet.
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#55 to #54 - wildikdog (05/13/2013) [-]
Icons? What is this facebook?
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#58 to #57 - wildikdog (05/13/2013) [-]
I will try.
I will try.
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#59 to #58 - krasnogvardiech ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
wildikdog used Anime!
But it failed!

Tomichu used Positive Charge!
Tomichu is now shielded!
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#60 to #59 - wildikdog (05/13/2013) [-]
But your wall of happiness has been sliced and diced...i have now opened a hole for the titans to invade.
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#62 to #60 - krasnogvardiech ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
Hole in the defenses? [CONFIRMED]
Massive swarm of monsters coming through? [PROBABILITY 95%]

I shall have no fear, for my faith is a shield proof against their blandishments, and I'm pretty sure the guns on this thing can turn them into a gory mist.
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User avatar #64 to #62 - wildikdog (05/13/2013) [-]
Nope sorry, Massive explosions can't kill titans though it would slow them down alittle.
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#65 to #64 - krasnogvardiech ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
And a Magna-Melta doesn't cause explosions. It melts a hole right through whatever's unlucky enough to be targeted by it.
And Vanquishers exist for a reason.
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User avatar #67 to #65 - wildikdog (05/13/2013) [-]
Sorry those won't work either, they will just regenerate, they have one weakness, but i ain't telling.
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#69 to #67 - krasnogvardiech ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
So melting a hole through their heads will cause them to simply regenerate?

Fine. Soul-shredding it is.
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User avatar #70 to #69 - wildikdog (05/13/2013) [-]
Who said they have souls.....
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#72 to #70 - krasnogvardiech ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
All living things have a presence in the Warp. Thus, they can be targeted by psykers.

THEY TASTED NICE. I'D LIKE MORE!
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User avatar #73 to #72 - wildikdog (05/13/2013) [-]
Oh did you hear that, its the sound of them all regenerating in its stomach, oops it's stomach exploded.
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User avatar #74 to #73 - krasnogvardiech ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
Fuck it. I tried. What's their weakness?
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#75 to #74 - wildikdog (05/13/2013) [-]
Not telling....first i must destroy the town of happiness
Not telling....first i must destroy the town of happiness
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#76 to #75 - wildikdog (05/13/2013) [-]
btw how many buildings did you have, i think some may have been destroyed
btw how many buildings did you have, i think some may have been destroyed
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#77 to #76 - krasnogvardiech ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
I only had one huge building that was hundreds of kilometers tall. When you can't build out, build up.

Then again, it's not really a city of 'Happiness', either.
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User avatar #78 to #77 - wildikdog (05/14/2013) [-]
I think the armored one may have smashed that...sorry
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#53 to #52 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
why is that
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#56 to #53 - krasnogvardiech ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
Because.
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#63 to #61 - krasnogvardiech ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
Suddenly, cutenids.
Suddenly, cutenids.
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#32 to #31 - krasnogvardiech ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
Choose your next words with exceptional care.
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#35 to #34 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
hello dalring, how are you today
hello dalring, how are you today
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#37 to #36 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
that is one colorful tree darling, but you still didnt tel me how you are
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#38 to #37 - krasnogvardiech ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
I could be better.
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#39 to #38 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
oh why is that darling
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#40 to #39 - krasnogvardiech ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
You are tempting me with picts of mutant schola-children.
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#41 to #40 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
oh and how am i doing that darling
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#43 to #42 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
by doing what darling?
by doing what darling?
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#44 to #43 - krasnogvardiech ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
By posting images of
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#45 to #44 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
posting images of what darling
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#46 to #45 - krasnogvardiech ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
Heresy.
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#47 to #46 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
oh could you possibly be accusing me of heresy
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User avatar #24 - bannedfartoooften ONLINE (02/13/2013) [-]
Hit reply limit.
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User avatar #26 to #25 - bannedfartoooften ONLINE (02/13/2013) [-]
THAT IS MINE.
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#1 - leaderofthewest ONLINE (10/09/2012) [-]
ive stolen your first profile comment virginity
ive stolen your first profile comment virginity
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Comment Picture
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Comment Picture
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#9 to #8 - leaderofthewest ONLINE (10/09/2012) [-]
ITS A TRAP
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#11 to #10 - leaderofthewest ONLINE (10/09/2012) [-]
no, FOR THIS
no, FOR THIS
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#15 to #14 - leaderofthewest ONLINE (10/09/2012) [-]
you have steam and tf2?
you have steam and tf2?
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#16 to #15 - krasnogvardiech ONLINE (10/09/2012) [-]
Steam, Yes. TF2, sadly no.
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User avatar #17 to #16 - leaderofthewest ONLINE (10/09/2012) [-]
awwww. add me

leaderofthewest
and i really like the war poetry thread we're having
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#18 to #17 - krasnogvardiech ONLINE (10/09/2012) [-]
War poetry? I was just writing random shit.
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#19 to #18 - leaderofthewest ONLINE (10/09/2012) [-]
im trying to make it rhyme like a verse

leaderofthewest is also my steam name
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#22 to #19 - krasnogvardiech ONLINE (10/09/2012) [-]
Forgive me for the childish username of satchitbrazy666. I made it a couple of years back.
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#23 to #22 - leaderofthewest ONLINE (10/09/2012) [-]
it says redguard
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#20 to #19 - krasnogvardiech ONLINE (10/09/2012) [-]
Awesomesauce. I'll be seeing you around, then.
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#21 to #20 - leaderofthewest ONLINE (10/09/2012) [-]
oui
oui
 
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