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Video Games Played: Mass Effect (series), Halo 4, Metro: Last Light, Farcry 3, Deadpool: the game, Borderlands 2, Singularity, Darksiders 2, probably other ones that I've forgot right about now.
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Interests: Warhammer 40k, Aviation, Mechanical engineering, Physics, Writing fiction, Firearms, Automobiles, Aircraft, Gaming, Reading, various other things.
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#814 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2014 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
User avatar #815 - konradkurze (01/19/2014) [-]
your ass is getting invaded like it was poland

there is no escape
#812 - horse cannot find me, i am in helicoptr  [+] (3 new replies) 01/19/2014 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#813 - konradkurze (01/19/2014) [-]
Mile High Club rape huh?
#814 - krasnogvardiech (01/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #815 - konradkurze (01/19/2014) [-]
your ass is getting invaded like it was poland

there is no escape
#810 - nyet  [+] (5 new replies) 01/19/2014 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#811 - konradkurze (01/19/2014) [-]
prepare your anus Kras
#812 - krasnogvardiech (01/19/2014) [-]
horse cannot find me, i am in helicoptr
#813 - konradkurze (01/19/2014) [-]
Mile High Club rape huh?
#814 - krasnogvardiech (01/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #815 - konradkurze (01/19/2014) [-]
your ass is getting invaded like it was poland

there is no escape
#808 - no tovarisch, i am having horse.  [+] (7 new replies) 01/19/2014 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#809 - konradkurze (01/19/2014) [-]
< Kras when near horses
#810 - krasnogvardiech (01/19/2014) [-]
nyet
#811 - konradkurze (01/19/2014) [-]
prepare your anus Kras
#812 - krasnogvardiech (01/19/2014) [-]
horse cannot find me, i am in helicoptr
#813 - konradkurze (01/19/2014) [-]
Mile High Club rape huh?
#814 - krasnogvardiech (01/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #815 - konradkurze (01/19/2014) [-]
your ass is getting invaded like it was poland

there is no escape
#806 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 01/19/2014 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
User avatar #807 - konradkurze (01/19/2014) [-]
*slaps that jelly belly more*
#808 - krasnogvardiech (01/19/2014) [-]
no tovarisch, i am having horse.
#809 - konradkurze (01/19/2014) [-]
< Kras when near horses
#810 - krasnogvardiech (01/19/2014) [-]
nyet
#811 - konradkurze (01/19/2014) [-]
prepare your anus Kras
#812 - krasnogvardiech (01/19/2014) [-]
horse cannot find me, i am in helicoptr
#813 - konradkurze (01/19/2014) [-]
Mile High Club rape huh?
#814 - krasnogvardiech (01/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #815 - konradkurze (01/19/2014) [-]
your ass is getting invaded like it was poland

there is no escape
#48 - WOT YOU ON ABOUT HUMIE RED WUNZ GO FASTA DATS DA TROOF 01/19/2014 on lines +1
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#133 - procrasturbate (01/19/2014) [-]
I need a life.
#106 - Where will you be when diarrhoea strikes? 01/19/2014 on First World Buxom Problems. -1
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#19 - Fuuuuck, i'm always beaten to it. Good job. 01/18/2014 on (untitled) +1
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#22 - Verbal diarrhea, steam-cooked with alcohol at 420 degrees and … 01/18/2014 on Mah Nörd 0
#21 - No, it was more like this. 01/18/2014 on Mah Nörd 0
#20 - And this, FJ, is why you should not stay up till 2am running o… 01/18/2014 on Mah Nörd 0
#59 - Kamina from TTGL, Vladimir Putin, Captain Titus from Warhammer… 01/17/2014 on Request away 0
#56 - Which game?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2014 on Request away 0
User avatar #75 - Obsessed (01/17/2014) [-]
Mabinogi
#6 - genderless stop ******* uploading good ***…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/17/2014 on Mah Nörd +2
User avatar #20 - krasnogvardiech (01/18/2014) [-]
And this, FJ, is why you should not stay up till 2am running on only 3 hours of sleep.
User avatar #18 - mirrorsarentreal (01/17/2014) [-]
Fucking what.
#17 - sirfiiddlesticks (01/17/2014) [-]
Your fw typing this
#21 - krasnogvardiech (01/18/2014) [-]
No, it was more like this.
#14 - iprobablyhateyou (01/17/2014) [-]
I never knew that song was about masturbation O.o
#9 - anonymous (01/17/2014) [-]
I read the first and the last sentence and holy shit am I confused.
#8 - aerialcharles (01/17/2014) [-]
What the fuck am I reading.
User avatar #22 - krasnogvardiech (01/18/2014) [-]
Verbal diarrhea, steam-cooked with alcohol at 420 degrees and served so raw Gordon Ramsay cringed.
#7 - That's because she's out in public, and has a crown and standa…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/17/2014 on Queen Liz Beth Yo 0
User avatar #9 - reginleif (01/17/2014) [-]
She's English royalty, you do realize that every single member in that family is one chromosome away from being Nero don't you?

#10 - anonymous (01/18/2014) [-]
Both she and her husband are direct descendants of Queen Victoria. It's a good thing they started marrying outside the European royal bloodlines because they were starting to get a bit horse-faced. There have been some cases where the resemblance between generations is too strong, Even though Prince William is the son of Diana, who was not related to Prince Charles, his beard grows exactly like that of his relatives and ancestors, including previous British monarchs, and Tsar Micholas II.
#14 - I don't mind demons, much. It's when they start wrecking thing… 01/17/2014 on Glad that type of girl... 0
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User avatar #1277 - konradkurze (04/14/2014) [-]
Krazzy
as a soviet, whats your opinion on the russian author Ayn Rand
User avatar #1278 to #1277 - krasnogvardiech (04/14/2014) [-]
Never heard of him till you mentioned him, honestly.
User avatar #1279 to #1278 - konradkurze (04/14/2014) [-]
Ayn Rand was a woman
was about 10 when the russian revolution happened so she had some bad memories about how everything was collectivized and the hardship of living in the early days of the leninist/stalinist state

been pretty big in her books against that kinda thing, how the value of personal freedom is fundamental
User avatar #1280 to #1279 - krasnogvardiech (04/14/2014) [-]
True to that extent, then. I'd say her books need to be marked as a national treasure.
User avatar #1281 to #1280 - konradkurze (04/14/2014) [-]
youre an odd one Kras

on one side you want to lead the soviet army through europe in conquest...then on the other youre against communism
User avatar #1282 to #1281 - krasnogvardiech (04/14/2014) [-]
Okay, you dense ************ , I'll lay it out for ya.

I'm all indeed for getting Europe's act together and unifying it for trade, industry and prosperity. I'm also for the preservation and publishing of life stories of certain individuals.

I'm not going to lie about it, socialism is a tough pill to swallow. It'll pan out for the best in the end, though, when we have peace, prosperity and plenty for everyone.
User avatar #1283 to #1282 - konradkurze (04/14/2014) [-]
as in one unified europe, like the EU but NOT a puppet of the banks or new world order

aka real europe
User avatar #1284 to #1283 - krasnogvardiech (04/14/2014) [-]
Nyet.

aka real Earth.

Peace for everyone means peace and prosperity and plenty for EVERYONE.
User avatar #1285 to #1284 - konradkurze (04/14/2014) [-]
everyone human that is

the monkeys from africa, india, and the pacific islands must go byebye for there to be true peace
#1273 - konradkurze (04/13/2014) [-]
#1 - krasnogvardiech   
AAAH NU CHEEKI BREEKI I V DAMKE
#1 - krasnogvardiech
AAAH NU CHEEKI BREEKI I V DAMKE
User avatar #1274 to #1273 - krasnogvardiech (04/13/2014) [-]
ONE, TWO! I'M ON TOP NOW!
User avatar #1275 to #1274 - konradkurze (04/13/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user kojinus **
Kras is on top of this person
#1276 to #1275 - krasnogvardiech (04/13/2014) [-]
hey bby gurl wait til u see my dik
#1286 to #1276 - kojinus (04/14/2014) [-]
the both of you....
the both of you....
#1263 - lordgeneral (04/11/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#1269 to #1268 - lordgeneral (04/11/2014) [-]
“You see… Khajiit person… sometimes life gives you lemons. And when that happens… you need to find some spell that makes lemons explode, because lemons are terrible. I only ate them once and I can say with certainty they are the worst fruit. If life gave me lemons, I would view it as nothing short of a declaration of war.&quot; - Aggy (prequel)
“You see… Khajiit person… sometimes life gives you lemons. And when that happens… you need to find some spell that makes lemons explode, because lemons are terrible. I only ate them once and I can say with certainty they are the worst fruit. If life gave me lemons, I would view it as nothing short of a declaration of war." - Aggy (prequel)
#1261 - krasnogvardiech (04/07/2014) [-]
****** picture with a ****** camera. Beard not shown.
#1251 to #1250 - krasnogvardiech (04/06/2014) [-]
I will when I have the money.

In the meantime, 40k.
User avatar #1252 to #1251 - lordgeneral (04/06/2014) [-]
it's free
#1253 to #1252 - krasnogvardiech (04/06/2014) [-]
Stop. My penis can only get so hard.
User avatar #1254 to #1253 - lordgeneral (04/06/2014) [-]
***** , I **** you not it's free
User avatar #1255 to #1254 - krasnogvardiech (04/06/2014) [-]
On steam? F2P?
#1257 to #1256 - krasnogvardiech (04/06/2014) [-]
Brother. I love you.
#1258 to #1257 - lordgeneral (04/06/2014) [-]
all the homo, right?
User avatar #1259 to #1258 - krasnogvardiech (04/06/2014) [-]
It's not homo if it's between brothers-in-arms if not blood.

You wouldn't question Turk and JD from Scrubs, would you?
User avatar #1260 to #1259 - lordgeneral (04/06/2014) [-]
touche
#1239 - konradkurze (04/05/2014) [-]
If only everyone could see the world through Kras' eyes
#1240 to #1239 - krasnogvardiech (04/05/2014) [-]
Nobody being a bitch, everyone having what they want.

Such is life that it is not true.
#1241 to #1240 - konradkurze (04/05/2014) [-]
< fight the capitalists
#1229 - konradkurze (04/05/2014) [-]
Kras in a nutshell
#1231 to #1230 - konradkurze (04/05/2014) [-]
Captain Communism will crush the capitalists
#1233 to #1232 - konradkurze (04/05/2014) [-]
<fave one ever

Russia: we turn deserts into cities
The west: they turn cities into deserts

strange how a 30 year old poster carries alot more meaning today...usa has turned the cities in the middle east into deserts
#1234 to #1233 - krasnogvardiech (04/05/2014) [-]
That's all it really is, man.

Communism is the average joes getting what they want. If you're a decent, hard-working and honest dude then we like people like you.
It's greed and corruption that ****** the whole system up. In the beginning it was just building things, getting jobs and working hard. Everybody was happy.

Real Communism thrives in peacetime. But a small element of industry should still be there. People should get just the basics and just be able to live, but they should all still have the chance to go to great heights.

I think neither of the systems quite work right, and it's in fact a mix of both which will move things forward.
User avatar #1235 to #1234 - konradkurze (04/05/2014) [-]
well there is a form of communism that does grant a bit of freedom to the market, but doesnt encourage greed or exploitation like democratic market systems do

people in the west have their heads filled up with **** thinking money is the means and the end....they forget money is just a otol and REAL things like home, family and love are the most important things
User avatar #1236 to #1235 - krasnogvardiech (04/05/2014) [-]
If you took the atypical village life, the mentality of 'need to do this, can do this, should I do this?' is the real form of Communism. You're just doing your bit and contributing, but free to do more if you feel up to it.

The west is generally accepted as capitalist. America especially so. America's rooted around that ideal of making it big and doing the best. Of course, nowadays it's turning into the Imperium of Man, but that's a point aside.

Love, home and family are secondary things. Important, but still secondary. You need to sustain yourself and also them, so the job comes first for the sake of the second.
User avatar #1238 to #1236 - konradkurze (04/05/2014) [-]
think of a proper lifestyle....
everyone in a committed relationship for life....a couple with kids, maybe a couple pets,...being able to afford a modest home big enough for them all and have a back yard for the kids to play in,...

everyone had guaranteed employment in jobs they like, they can work a mere 8-9 hours a day and earn more than enough to not only support their family on 1 income earner but also be able to save for family vacations every year, while the other parent can stay home and look after the house and the kids,
and both parents have enough time to spend with their kids to bond with them....

traffic isnt a problem because people carpool when they can or use an efficient public transport service

everyone in the neighborhoods know each other and occasionally hang out with each other at public gatherings or at least weekend barbeques to socialise....

laws are obeyed and enforced by text book cops who are firm yet fair and the people actually have a fair respect for the law that police dont have to do much,.....law enforcement, fire service and medical service are all efficient and keep people safe secure and healthy in ways they can afford

people grow their own veggie gardens for proper organic foods to stay healthy, they know practical skills to help them through a variety of areas in life, like doing minor fixes on their own homes or cars, know basic fire safety and first aid,

you look at all this and think communism, but no, this used to be the 'American Dream' sad how americans used to have a dream of the perfect communist society that would have made their country great, but corporations destroyed it
User avatar #1237 to #1236 - konradkurze (04/05/2014) [-]
plus also add some common sense democracy lacks
communists are more 'i can do this but SHOULD i?"....democrats are like "i can do this so i just will, MUH FREEDOMS"
thats why westerners are fat, lazy and are okay with drugs because they tel themselves "i can put off doing things so i will, i can eat more than i need so i will, i can abuse substances so i will"

User avatar #1218 - konradkurze (04/04/2014) [-]
*jams a keg tap into Kras' liver and pours a glass of alcohol*
User avatar #1219 to #1218 - krasnogvardiech (04/04/2014) [-]
NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING STOP

I HAVE IRISH CHILDREN TO FEED
User avatar #1220 to #1219 - konradkurze (04/04/2014) [-]
please
you have enough to go around

youve got more alcohol in you than bavaria in Oktoberfest
User avatar #1221 to #1220 - krasnogvardiech (04/04/2014) [-]
EXACTLY

AFTER THE GERMANS, THE IRISH ORPHANS WON'T HAVE ENOUGH

THINK OF THE CHILDREN
User avatar #1222 to #1221 - konradkurze (04/04/2014) [-]
we'll drop you in thr middle of the atlantic...youre pure alcohol content will brew the ocean waters into vodka
User avatar #1223 to #1222 - krasnogvardiech (04/04/2014) [-]
Fish vodka? **** that man
User avatar #1224 to #1223 - konradkurze (04/04/2014) [-]
fish vodka

sounds norwegian
User avatar #1225 to #1224 - krasnogvardiech (04/04/2014) [-]
NOT EVERYONES NORWEGIAN NIGHT HAUNTER

THINK OF THE BRITISH! AND THE SPANISH!
User avatar #1226 to #1225 - konradkurze (04/04/2014) [-]
**** the brits, they drink beer at room temperature

and i dont even know what spanish drink
User avatar #1227 to #1226 - krasnogvardiech (04/04/2014) [-]
The french can go screw themselves too.
THINK OF THE GERMANS THOUGH
DO YOU WANT THEM TO DROWN IN FISHY VODKA?
User avatar #1228 to #1227 - konradkurze (04/04/2014) [-]
they wont drown, the norwegians will drain the sea dry
User avatar #1189 - konradkurze (03/30/2014) [-]
PARTY AT KRAS HOUSE
The Tea Party - Lullaby
#1211 to #1189 - krasnogvardiech (03/30/2014) [-]
Yep.

But I'm more Kiwi than I am Ukrainian now. Been here twice as long now.
User avatar #1212 to #1211 - konradkurze (03/30/2014) [-]
a carnation planted in a cheap daisy garden is still a carnation

ukraine may be full of drunks, sluts and headcases but still better than new zealand with a better history
User avatar #1214 to #1212 - krasnogvardiech (03/30/2014) [-]
I'll take it as a compliment, you fifteen-foot tall harbinger of terror.
User avatar #1215 to #1214 - konradkurze (03/31/2014) [-]
well as an East German i feel the eastern europeans are better people than places like australia and new zealand that were dumping grounds for englands convicts
User avatar #1216 to #1215 - krasnogvardiech (03/31/2014) [-]
You've got it all wrong. New Zealand was the VIP club. The place the convicts were allowed to go for good behaviour.
User avatar #1217 to #1216 - konradkurze (03/31/2014) [-]
still a country about convicts vs tribals
User avatar #1191 to #1190 - konradkurze (03/30/2014) [-]
guns girls and booze....simple yet Kras is happy
User avatar #1192 to #1191 - krasnogvardiech (03/30/2014) [-]
It's the simplicity OF it, man. You learn to stop criticizing the show for not having the finest of wines and ******** salads, and learn to enjoy the delicious, delicious ice cream.
User avatar #1193 to #1192 - konradkurze (03/30/2014) [-]
booze and icecream?
swamp stomach
#1195 to #1194 - konradkurze (03/30/2014) [-]
* large body
* gurgling stomach
* likes killing
* vomits toxic chemicals

**** , Kras is a BOOMER
User avatar #1196 to #1195 - krasnogvardiech (03/30/2014) [-]
Vomiting is for lightweights.
User avatar #1197 to #1196 - konradkurze (03/30/2014) [-]
can i ******** you a bit Kras
#1199 to #1198 - konradkurze (03/30/2014) [-]
after a few drinks to loosen my mind up a bit

id **** the spitter
#1201 to #1200 - konradkurze (03/30/2014) [-]
I was expecting you to be like this
I was expecting you to be like this

#1202 to #1201 - krasnogvardiech (03/30/2014) [-]
Very little phases me anymore.
User avatar #1203 to #1202 - konradkurze (03/30/2014) [-]
fine i take the spitter you get the witch
#1204 to #1203 - krasnogvardiech (03/30/2014) [-]
They're so tsuntsun.
User avatar #1205 to #1204 - konradkurze (03/30/2014) [-]
Cto?
#1206 to #1205 - krasnogvardiech (03/30/2014) [-]
I have no idea what you just said.
User avatar #1207 to #1206 - konradkurze (03/30/2014) [-]
cto - russian for what?
User avatar #1208 to #1207 - krasnogvardiech (03/30/2014) [-]
You're doing it wrong.

Shto. Што.

Trust me, I'm relearning it.
#1213 to #1208 - shto (03/30/2014) [-]
What
User avatar #1210 to #1208 - konradkurze (03/30/2014) [-]
anyway Comrade Ukraine....this old man needs sleep
User avatar #1209 to #1208 - konradkurze (03/30/2014) [-]
relearning your home language.....
sad that
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User avatar #1186 - konradkurze (03/29/2014) [-]
< what Kras wants the most
World in Conflict - Seattle Invasion Trailer (1080p)
#1187 to #1186 - krasnogvardiech (03/30/2014) [-]
No. I want to be in that most glorious endeavour, not merely see it happen.
User avatar #1170 - konradkurze (03/27/2014) [-]
got to the part where soviet tanks are rolling through france and thought Kras might like this

Soviet March
User avatar #1172 to #1170 - krasnogvardiech (03/29/2014) [-]
Mother of god...
User avatar #1173 to #1172 - konradkurze (03/29/2014) [-]
admit it
you want to drive in a soviet victory parade through europe
User avatar #1174 to #1173 - krasnogvardiech (03/29/2014) [-]
Admit it? I would state it with pride in a victory speech.
User avatar #1176 to #1175 - krasnogvardiech (03/29/2014) [-]
Awesome. But this is a better song: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZLHsqOXFkc
User avatar #1178 to #1177 - krasnogvardiech (03/29/2014) [-]
Majestic.

You like Red Army Choir?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLg83QMmlGs
User avatar #1179 to #1178 - konradkurze (03/29/2014) [-]
< take this
its great

Russian Red Army Choir - O Field, My Field (Polushko Pole)
User avatar #1180 to #1179 - krasnogvardiech (03/29/2014) [-]
Already have that song. Planning on getting the Definitive Collection.
User avatar #1181 to #1180 - konradkurze (03/29/2014) [-]
well think of O field my Field then listen to the song on this

World in Conflict Soviet Assault Trailer (HD)
User avatar #1182 to #1181 - krasnogvardiech (03/29/2014) [-]
Fantastic! I have nothing else to offer, though...
User avatar #1183 to #1182 - konradkurze (03/29/2014) [-]
< one day, in usa

World in conflict soviet assault cutscenes  5
User avatar #1184 to #1183 - krasnogvardiech (03/29/2014) [-]
One day...
User avatar #1185 to #1184 - konradkurze (03/29/2014) [-]
< this is how evil russian paradrops can be....best part is at 1:50

High-Speed Russian VDV Airborne: Air-Mech Paras Jump with Drogues
#1162 - krasnogvardiech (03/25/2014) [-]
Don't comment on this, just my desktop.
User avatar #1160 - MaelRadec (03/22/2014) [-]
don't i know you from somewhere?
User avatar #1161 to #1160 - MaelRadec (03/22/2014) [-]
but of course, from deviant art
User avatar #1163 to #1161 - krasnogvardiech (03/25/2014) [-]
Yes, yes you do. No you don't. Maybe. I don't know. YES. Tetris theme song.
User avatar #1164 to #1163 - MaelRadec (03/25/2014) [-]
i'm known as daemonicprince from deviantart
User avatar #1165 to #1164 - krasnogvardiech (03/25/2014) [-]
Sup homie.
User avatar #1166 to #1165 - MaelRadec (03/26/2014) [-]
good, and how is you?
#1167 to #1166 - krasnogvardiech (03/26/2014) [-]
Casual as **** , in between being late for my course and having one character who I just cannot stop writing the backstory of.
I plan for it to reach more than 3000 words.
#1168 to #1167 - MaelRadec (03/26/2014) [-]
you really count it's words?
User avatar #1171 to #1169 - MaelRadec (03/27/2014) [-]
that still is considered word counting
User avatar #1149 - rikter ONLINE (03/21/2014) [-]
I rather think that Singularity as a game had a lot of good things about it.
User avatar #1150 to #1149 - krasnogvardiech (03/21/2014) [-]
Oh yes. It's got most of the shooter elements to be enjoyable, then some things out of hack'n'slash games... well, it had me thinking on my toes anyway!

How's things? Just tried it out, have ya?
User avatar #1151 to #1150 - rikter ONLINE (03/21/2014) [-]
Nah. I played it a few years ago. I just spotted it on your profile. At the moment I'm playing the demo for Darkest of Days. Taking a little break from Bully.
User avatar #1152 to #1151 - krasnogvardiech (03/21/2014) [-]
I've started on Path of Exile. Played that?
User avatar #1153 to #1152 - rikter ONLINE (03/21/2014) [-]
No. What's it like?
User avatar #1154 to #1153 - krasnogvardiech (03/21/2014) [-]
Imagine Diablo 2, with every class making use of the same skill tree. That is to say, it's not inconceivable for, say, a Witch to eventually gain the skills of a Barbarian. Also, it's permanently multiplayer. I suggest disabling the trade chat.

I currently have a level 6 Templar with a lump of wood with a rock lodged in it. Apparently it's a 'Stone Axe'.
User avatar #1155 to #1154 - rikter ONLINE (03/21/2014) [-]
One of my favorite games at the moment is Deadly Premonition
User avatar #1156 to #1155 - krasnogvardiech (03/21/2014) [-]
Sounds like a horror, I'm guessing? What is it?
User avatar #1157 to #1156 - rikter ONLINE (03/21/2014) [-]
3rd person horror style stuff in the style of Resident Evil 4 meets Silent Hill 2 while having an affair with Twin Peaks. The story is excellent. You play Francis York Morgan, just call him York, everyone else does. York works for the FBI, and is schizophrenic. He also likes to discuss movies with his split personality, and there are a number of excellent breakings of the wall of 4th
User avatar #1158 to #1157 - krasnogvardiech (03/21/2014) [-]
So Deadpool if he got a job? Sounds nice, I might check it out.

One thing that I like about Path of Exile is that you can make your own legendary gear. Haha, I'm already on great-quality stuff on just the 3rd level of the game!
User avatar #1159 to #1158 - rikter ONLINE (03/21/2014) [-]
I really like Yakuza 4. The characters are just great
User avatar #1143 - konradkurze (03/17/2014) [-]
*drives up a truck filled with 2000 liters of beer, puts the hose in Kr'as mouth and pours beer into him*
User avatar #1144 to #1143 - krasnogvardiech (03/17/2014) [-]
*relaxes and absorbs the alcohol, not feeling even a buzz*
User avatar #1145 to #1144 - konradkurze (03/17/2014) [-]
if i turned the atlantic ocean to alcohol...kras would still say 'thats for casuals"
User avatar #1146 to #1145 - krasnogvardiech (03/17/2014) [-]
... You misunderstand me. I cannot get drunk, for I am the drink.

Beer is just another part of me. A low-quality one. Like body hair and skin.
User avatar #1142 to #1141 - konradkurze (03/16/2014) [-]
its like robot chicken in real life
#1095 - rikter ONLINE (03/15/2014) [-]
I ran into the Eisenhorn omnibus at a flea market. This is nice because it's out of print and people ask stupid sums for it on eBay und such.
User avatar #1138 to #1095 - krasnogvardiech (03/15/2014) [-]
Continuing on from 1137.

It depends on what you mean by 'time'. In terms of events happening, sure it's more but in terms of actual time passed in typical linear fashion, it's exactly the same amount of time as normal.

I've got to go and make dinner now.
User avatar #1139 to #1138 - rikter ONLINE (03/15/2014) [-]
Have a blast.
User avatar #1118 to #1095 - krasnogvardiech (03/15/2014) [-]
Continuing on from 1115. You've lost me, never played the Stronghold games. Sadly.
User avatar #1119 to #1118 - rikter ONLINE (03/15/2014) [-]
That happens. I do quite like the games, but the graphics do annoy me.
Now, let's make a snuff porn
User avatar #1120 to #1119 - krasnogvardiech (03/15/2014) [-]
Alright. I'll find someone ELSE to star in it.
User avatar #1121 to #1120 - rikter ONLINE (03/15/2014) [-]
That's probably reasonable
User avatar #1122 to #1121 - krasnogvardiech (03/15/2014) [-]
I am disturbed, sirrah, by the way you used 'probably' in that statement.
User avatar #1123 to #1122 - rikter ONLINE (03/15/2014) [-]
How so, matey-o?
#1124 to #1123 - krasnogvardiech (03/15/2014) [-]
Your first thought was that it would 'probably' be a good idea for me not to star in a snuff porn film... that you're filming.
User avatar #1125 to #1124 - rikter ONLINE (03/15/2014) [-]
Well, I can't be sure as of yet. I don't know you well enough. And I hate to deal with absolutes. That's what Siths do
User avatar #1126 to #1125 - krasnogvardiech (03/15/2014) [-]
The light blinds, and the darkness binds.

Walk the path between, and make use of both.
User avatar #1127 to #1126 - rikter ONLINE (03/15/2014) [-]
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
User avatar #1128 to #1127 - krasnogvardiech (03/15/2014) [-]
" **** YOU ORBITAL CYCLE NOW I CAN'T SEE **** . THE MOON'S NOT EVEN OUT TONIGHT, I MEAN **** ."
User avatar #1129 to #1128 - rikter ONLINE (03/15/2014) [-]
No fighting in the living room, please
User avatar #1130 to #1129 - krasnogvardiech (03/15/2014) [-]
Not while there's tea.
User avatar #1131 to #1130 - rikter ONLINE (03/15/2014) [-]
And crumpets. Although Commissar Tomas prefers recaf
User avatar #1132 to #1131 - krasnogvardiech (03/15/2014) [-]
The Emperor's Recaf, literally.

Or Emma's if we're making things technical.
User avatar #1133 to #1132 - rikter ONLINE (03/15/2014) [-]
I do somehow feel that while Emma is a fine character, the Deus ex Machina that her appearance brought about is a little naff
User avatar #1134 to #1133 - krasnogvardiech (03/15/2014) [-]
With that much Psyker ability happening, she probably would have sensed it. That, or it's one of the many things she saw in the future. Such as the entirety of the 42nd mullenium that she can see even now.
User avatar #1135 to #1134 - rikter ONLINE (03/15/2014) [-]
I really did enjoy the whole mindscape battle, and especially the weirdboy who talked properly
User avatar #1136 to #1135 - krasnogvardiech (03/15/2014) [-]
There was bound to be one. ONE.

I lol'd my ass to tiny pieces.
User avatar #1137 to #1136 - rikter ONLINE (03/15/2014) [-]
It's gotten to the point where they spend more time in the mindscape than in the real world. And I'm kinda okay with that, because it allows for more fun with Zara, but I'm kinda not okay with it because it cuts into my time with the Orks and Chaplain Morteus
User avatar #1096 to #1095 - krasnogvardiech (03/15/2014) [-]
Oh, damn, you lucky bastard. I'm stuck in a place which would swallow up a flea market faster than you could call the Inquisition.
User avatar #1097 to #1096 - rikter ONLINE (03/15/2014) [-]
Yeah. Well, actually it was my GF who spotted it. That and the first two of the Dawn of War books. The whole shebang cost be about 4€
So how is Kras?
User avatar #1098 to #1097 - krasnogvardiech (03/15/2014) [-]
Cruizy. Moved cities and entered a course for Mechanical Engineering a month ago, and well settled in right now.

You?
User avatar #1099 to #1098 - rikter ONLINE (03/15/2014) [-]
In the words of the Bard: Pretty okay.
Well, I woke to see that the winter which looked like it was ******* off early in order for me to start planting things, had done a full 180 and now there is 2-3 inches of snow where yesterday there was none.
User avatar #1100 to #1099 - krasnogvardiech (03/15/2014) [-]
Huh. I gotta ask though, how would that affect the crops? Would seeds remain in the soil, waiting until things are warm enough again? And how would the masses of (frozen) water work for the soil which you planted it in?
User avatar #1101 to #1100 - rikter ONLINE (03/15/2014) [-]
Well, some seeds do benefit from being cold treated, so it might be good for some types of plants, but very detrimental to others. Some just wouldn't care. Stuff that you need to sprout before planting would suffer, though. Me tomatoes would have a really bad day. And the peppers. Especially the peppers.
User avatar #1102 to #1101 - krasnogvardiech (03/15/2014) [-]
Where do you live? And to that point, have you considered planting sugar cane and watermelon and the like?
#1103 to #1102 - rikter ONLINE (03/15/2014) [-]
I did have watermelon growing last summer, and it worked out pretty nicely. Sugar cane hasn't come to mind as of yet.
#1104 to #1103 - krasnogvardiech (03/15/2014) [-]
Sugar cane would be a little difficult too, I think. It needs a hell of a lot of heat and moisture daily for the whole cycle of its growth.

A place like Fiji.
User avatar #1105 to #1104 - rikter ONLINE (03/15/2014) [-]
I'm not very good with heat and humidity, I do much better with cold.
User avatar #1106 to #1105 - krasnogvardiech (03/15/2014) [-]
Ha, I can understand. I wish I was in a place as snowy as yours, though.
User avatar #1107 to #1106 - rikter ONLINE (03/15/2014) [-]
Well, you make up for it with ash
User avatar #1108 to #1107 - krasnogvardiech (03/15/2014) [-]
... You've lost me. I'm close to Mordor, how?
User avatar #1109 to #1108 - rikter ONLINE (03/15/2014) [-]
HOBBITSES!
User avatar #1110 to #1109 - krasnogvardiech (03/15/2014) [-]
I'm more like in Rohan right now, actually. The Shire's to the north.
#1111 to #1110 - rikter ONLINE (03/15/2014) [-]
HUMIES ON HORSIES!
HUMIES ON HORSIES!
#1116 to #1111 - krasnogvardiech (03/15/2014) [-]
Also, congrats on getting the quadcomment on my profile.

Have a Quad Cannon.
User avatar #1117 to #1116 - rikter ONLINE (03/15/2014) [-]
Aww yeah. Now I can die more or less happy
#1112 to #1111 - krasnogvardiech (03/15/2014) [-]
FÜR DEN GOTT-KAISER!
User avatar #1113 to #1112 - rikter ONLINE (03/15/2014) [-]
This job requires skilled engineers, my lord.
User avatar #1114 to #1113 - krasnogvardiech (03/15/2014) [-]
Skilled engineers the Emperor will have.
User avatar #1115 to #1114 - rikter ONLINE (03/15/2014) [-]
I hate it how the graphics degenerated so much between Stronghold Crusader and Stronghold 2
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