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I agree, keeping with logic and common sense is normally a priority. The hills have eyes, y'know?
On the other hand, there is a point where reason is to be thrown to the curb. We have gone past that point and that is why I am here.

latest user's comments

#29 - I was as succinct as I could be. It doesn't look as if we'll e…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/12/2015 on Mindblowing content 0
User avatar #30 - pwoneill (02/12/2015) [-]
Okay then i guess?
#27 - I was meaning the point of all 'shows' like that. Oprah, Ellen…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/12/2015 on Mindblowing content 0
#28 - pwoneill (02/12/2015) [-]
I'm very lost....Have you ever watched it? It is far from a talk show. Comparing it to Oprah or Ellen is not even ballpark. Most of the Colbert audience watches almost exclusively the first two segments of his parodying news reports. Interviewing is the shortest segment of the show that only happens for a few moments
#29 - krasnogvardiech (02/12/2015) [-]
I was as succinct as I could be. It doesn't look as if we'll ever see the same points.
User avatar #30 - pwoneill (02/12/2015) [-]
Okay then i guess?
#25 - It's a program which does literally that. And all 'shows' do t…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/12/2015 on Mindblowing content 0
#26 - pwoneill (02/12/2015) [-]
It is a program that satirizes News pundits and opinionated journalism as a whole. By design it isn't supposed to. What is the whole point? to pander? No the point is to be a caricature of the news media and certain american mentalities. Bringing on Tyson doesn't further that so I'd say it is not the point at all.
#41 - politicsnstuff (02/12/2015) [-]
you serious?
it has an extreme leftwing bias
User avatar #27 - krasnogvardiech (02/12/2015) [-]
I was meaning the point of all 'shows' like that. Oprah, Ellen and the like. Viewers aren't watching for the content, they're watching to bask in the personality and charisma of the host. And the popularity of the show too, sometimes.
#28 - pwoneill (02/12/2015) [-]
I'm very lost....Have you ever watched it? It is far from a talk show. Comparing it to Oprah or Ellen is not even ballpark. Most of the Colbert audience watches almost exclusively the first two segments of his parodying news reports. Interviewing is the shortest segment of the show that only happens for a few moments
#29 - krasnogvardiech (02/12/2015) [-]
I was as succinct as I could be. It doesn't look as if we'll ever see the same points.
User avatar #30 - pwoneill (02/12/2015) [-]
Okay then i guess?
#86 - Good on you. 02/12/2015 on 50 shades of abuse +1
#84 - Not only is it literary trash, but this post does spectacularl…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/12/2015 on 50 shades of abuse +2
#85 - twilightdusk (02/12/2015) [-]
Reposting, the poster's reddit handle is on the image and I found this image from a blog on Tumblr in the first place.
User avatar #86 - krasnogvardiech (02/12/2015) [-]
Good on you.
#42 - Picture 02/11/2015 on Evolution 0
#85 - Cultism, thy name is Social Justice. 02/11/2015 on Feminism debunked +2
#50 - You forget the principle of More Dakka. Just shoot it…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2015 on Feelin' old yet? 0
#51 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
That seems like a very smart idea.
#48 - No, even that's limited. They just keep ******* and bre…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/11/2015 on Feelin' old yet? 0
#49 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
Yeah, sure its free XP, but usually, Zubats are so weak that they don't even give good exp.

Level 15 shit can't get exp from level 9 Zubats.
User avatar #50 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
You forget the principle of More Dakka.

Just shoot it a couple more dozen times just to make sure it works.
#51 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
That seems like a very smart idea.
#46 - Two things are infinite and eternal. FJ, and partying. …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/11/2015 on Feelin' old yet? 0
#47 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
Ah yes, but there is one more thing that is eternal and never ending.

And that would be the amount of fucking Zubats in a cave.
User avatar #48 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
No, even that's limited. They just keep fucking and breeding and repopulating so it seems eternal, but eventually your juggernaut of a Pokemon will power through the fuckers like it's nothing.

Free XP, what are you complaining about?
#49 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
Yeah, sure its free XP, but usually, Zubats are so weak that they don't even give good exp.

Level 15 shit can't get exp from level 9 Zubats.
User avatar #50 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
You forget the principle of More Dakka.

Just shoot it a couple more dozen times just to make sure it works.
#51 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
That seems like a very smart idea.
#44 - Being on FJ. What did you think you were doing?  [+] (7 new replies) 02/11/2015 on Feelin' old yet? 0
#45 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
Yeah, my bad, I don't know wtf I'm thinking.
Might as well party or something.
#46 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
Two things are infinite and eternal. FJ, and partying.

Go forth now young niglet, and break the fucking block down.
#47 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
Ah yes, but there is one more thing that is eternal and never ending.

And that would be the amount of fucking Zubats in a cave.
User avatar #48 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
No, even that's limited. They just keep fucking and breeding and repopulating so it seems eternal, but eventually your juggernaut of a Pokemon will power through the fuckers like it's nothing.

Free XP, what are you complaining about?
#49 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
Yeah, sure its free XP, but usually, Zubats are so weak that they don't even give good exp.

Level 15 shit can't get exp from level 9 Zubats.
User avatar #50 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
You forget the principle of More Dakka.

Just shoot it a couple more dozen times just to make sure it works.
#51 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
That seems like a very smart idea.
#42 - Don't pretend you don't like it.  [+] (9 new replies) 02/11/2015 on Feelin' old yet? 0
#43 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
What am I doing with my life.
#44 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
Being on FJ. What did you think you were doing?
#45 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
Yeah, my bad, I don't know wtf I'm thinking.
Might as well party or something.
#46 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
Two things are infinite and eternal. FJ, and partying.

Go forth now young niglet, and break the fucking block down.
#47 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
Ah yes, but there is one more thing that is eternal and never ending.

And that would be the amount of fucking Zubats in a cave.
User avatar #48 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
No, even that's limited. They just keep fucking and breeding and repopulating so it seems eternal, but eventually your juggernaut of a Pokemon will power through the fuckers like it's nothing.

Free XP, what are you complaining about?
#49 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
Yeah, sure its free XP, but usually, Zubats are so weak that they don't even give good exp.

Level 15 shit can't get exp from level 9 Zubats.
User avatar #50 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
You forget the principle of More Dakka.

Just shoot it a couple more dozen times just to make sure it works.
#51 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
That seems like a very smart idea.
#40 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 02/11/2015 on Feelin' old yet? 0
#41 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
#42 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
Don't pretend you don't like it.
#43 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
What am I doing with my life.
#44 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
Being on FJ. What did you think you were doing?
#45 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
Yeah, my bad, I don't know wtf I'm thinking.
Might as well party or something.
#46 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
Two things are infinite and eternal. FJ, and partying.

Go forth now young niglet, and break the fucking block down.
#47 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
Ah yes, but there is one more thing that is eternal and never ending.

And that would be the amount of fucking Zubats in a cave.
User avatar #48 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
No, even that's limited. They just keep fucking and breeding and repopulating so it seems eternal, but eventually your juggernaut of a Pokemon will power through the fuckers like it's nothing.

Free XP, what are you complaining about?
#49 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
Yeah, sure its free XP, but usually, Zubats are so weak that they don't even give good exp.

Level 15 shit can't get exp from level 9 Zubats.
User avatar #50 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
You forget the principle of More Dakka.

Just shoot it a couple more dozen times just to make sure it works.
#51 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
That seems like a very smart idea.
#38 - sshhhhhh ssshhhhhhhhh  [+] (13 new replies) 02/11/2015 on Feelin' old yet? 0
#39 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
#40 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
#41 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
#42 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
Don't pretend you don't like it.
#43 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
What am I doing with my life.
#44 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
Being on FJ. What did you think you were doing?
#45 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
Yeah, my bad, I don't know wtf I'm thinking.
Might as well party or something.
#46 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
Two things are infinite and eternal. FJ, and partying.

Go forth now young niglet, and break the fucking block down.
#47 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
Ah yes, but there is one more thing that is eternal and never ending.

And that would be the amount of fucking Zubats in a cave.
User avatar #48 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
No, even that's limited. They just keep fucking and breeding and repopulating so it seems eternal, but eventually your juggernaut of a Pokemon will power through the fuckers like it's nothing.

Free XP, what are you complaining about?
#49 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
Yeah, sure its free XP, but usually, Zubats are so weak that they don't even give good exp.

Level 15 shit can't get exp from level 9 Zubats.
User avatar #50 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
You forget the principle of More Dakka.

Just shoot it a couple more dozen times just to make sure it works.
#51 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
That seems like a very smart idea.
#36 - ssshhhhhhh No webm now. Only sauce.  [+] (16 new replies) 02/11/2015 on Feelin' old yet? +1
User avatar #70 - garymuthafuknoak (02/11/2015) [-]
its practically confirmed fake after Hedgeheg
#37 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
B-b-but, the webm is hilarious!
User avatar #38 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
sshhhhhh
ssshhhhhhhhh
#39 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
#40 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
#41 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
#42 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
Don't pretend you don't like it.
#43 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
What am I doing with my life.
#44 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
Being on FJ. What did you think you were doing?
#45 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
Yeah, my bad, I don't know wtf I'm thinking.
Might as well party or something.
#46 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
Two things are infinite and eternal. FJ, and partying.

Go forth now young niglet, and break the fucking block down.
#47 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
Ah yes, but there is one more thing that is eternal and never ending.

And that would be the amount of fucking Zubats in a cave.
User avatar #48 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
No, even that's limited. They just keep fucking and breeding and repopulating so it seems eternal, but eventually your juggernaut of a Pokemon will power through the fuckers like it's nothing.

Free XP, what are you complaining about?
#49 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
Yeah, sure its free XP, but usually, Zubats are so weak that they don't even give good exp.

Level 15 shit can't get exp from level 9 Zubats.
User avatar #50 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
You forget the principle of More Dakka.

Just shoot it a couple more dozen times just to make sure it works.
#51 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
That seems like a very smart idea.
#30 - This is no longer podracing. 02/11/2015 on Gotta go fast +8
#63 - It's the only way they'll listen. 02/11/2015 on If only others did the same.. +2
#231 - Joke's on you, they're always pissed. 02/11/2015 on Useless superpower's +2
#8 - The ability to be able to repair plastic bags.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2015 on Useless superpower's +7
User avatar #12 - alfibrakiz (02/10/2015) [-]
That would be rather handy
#7 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 02/10/2015 on manly men man +152
User avatar #43 - aadenoto (02/11/2015) [-]
I must be misinterpreting this because that kind of man sounds like a dick. "Ugh, not this asshole again"
User avatar #23 - GrimTheRealReaper (02/10/2015) [-]
I saw this exact quote from a womans perspective posted on my mother in laws facebook.
User avatar #11 - Alchemyst (02/10/2015) [-]
"Oh shit he's up.

I'm gonna be so busy."
#17 - Just about any one of them out there. 02/10/2015 on Giant Robots Getting Rimmed... +4
#8 - Yes. Everything evaporates given enough temperature. 02/10/2015 on Science question and some... 0
#58 - All good. Nice speaking to you!  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2015 on god has an inbox 0
User avatar #59 - alfonshister (02/10/2015) [-]
it was my privilege.
#56 - Huh. Alright.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/10/2015 on god has an inbox 0
User avatar #57 - alfonshister (02/10/2015) [-]
Not that your points dont make sense, they're logical.

But they're based on something i dont agree with. Well, maybe another time.
User avatar #58 - krasnogvardiech (02/10/2015) [-]
All good.

Nice speaking to you!
User avatar #59 - alfonshister (02/10/2015) [-]
it was my privilege.
#54 - How is my point of view biblical? I'm attempting to go by comm…  [+] (11 new replies) 02/10/2015 on god has an inbox 0
User avatar #55 - alfonshister (02/10/2015) [-]
the citationthat god made us by his image is from the bible. in Islam there is a strict separation, nothing can be compared to god.
Your logic is based on a biblical assumption.
User avatar #60 - compared (02/10/2015) [-]
Thanks a lot for using a comparison, hope you are well.
User avatar #61 - alfonshister (02/10/2015) [-]
oh god so many theme accounts
no seriously, why you do this?
User avatar #62 - compared (02/10/2015) [-]
I ask myself the same every day.
User avatar #63 - alfonshister (02/10/2015) [-]
Dont snow in too often.

Make it something rare, dont always try to make yourself relevant.
And get rid of that pink username. Makes it look like you created this account a minute ago.
#64 - compared (02/10/2015) [-]
Thanks for the advice though.
User avatar #65 - alfonshister (02/10/2015) [-]
It was my privilege.

All hail the patriachy
User avatar #56 - krasnogvardiech (02/10/2015) [-]
Huh. Alright.
User avatar #57 - alfonshister (02/10/2015) [-]
Not that your points dont make sense, they're logical.

But they're based on something i dont agree with. Well, maybe another time.
User avatar #58 - krasnogvardiech (02/10/2015) [-]
All good.

Nice speaking to you!
User avatar #59 - alfonshister (02/10/2015) [-]
it was my privilege.

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#2363 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (48 minutes ago) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls A crappy little hand.**
how gay is Kras
#2361 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/25/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Naruto headbands.**
what is kras superpower
#2360 - rageblade (05/25/2015) [-]
is the lazy bear awake?
#2354 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor buys Kras a russian havoc copter**
User avatar #2355 to #2354 - krasnogvardiech (05/24/2015) [-]
ffs kurze

i need to sleep

stop tempting me from it
#2356 to #2355 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
wtf its only 10pm
you lazy blob
User avatar #2357 to #2356 - krasnogvardiech (05/24/2015) [-]
I need to get up for work tomorrow tho

and my alarms fail to wake me.
#2358 to #2357 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
lazy bear does not wake easily
#2353 - rageblade (05/23/2015) [-]
i think we need to post fake porn of kras out in the fields with the sheep
#2351 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
*sniffs*
i smell borscht
kras must have logged in
User avatar #2352 to #2351 - krasnogvardiech (05/23/2015) [-]
Playing Hellgate London. Wazup?
#2350 - rageblade (05/21/2015) [-]
that moment when kras met admin
https://youtube.com/devicesupport
#2347 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/16/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Flash flooding.**
what kinda tv show should we put kras in
#2349 to #2347 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/16/2015) [-]
great
kras brings his rasputitsa to new zealand
User avatar #2348 to #2347 - krasnogvardiech (05/16/2015) [-]
Nice, surfing.
#2341 - rageblade (05/15/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll cah answer*"**
**rageblade rolls Hot Pockets©.**
what kind of girlfriend does kras need
#2343 to #2342 - rageblade (05/15/2015) [-]
what\you dont want a girl who will bring you food randomly through the day
User avatar #2344 to #2343 - krasnogvardiech (05/15/2015) [-]
That will interfere with my bringing her food randomly through the day though.
#2345 to #2344 - rageblade (05/15/2015) [-]
*prods Kras belly*
you'll feed each other to death
User avatar #2346 to #2345 - krasnogvardiech (05/16/2015) [-]
So romantic.
#2340 - rageblade (05/15/2015) [-]
> play rust
> walk near bear
> bear charges

goddam even in pc games, russians are edgy
#2339 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
*pokes kras with a stick*
#2337 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
Kras
stop buying alcohol and buy better internet
User avatar #2338 to #2337 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2015) [-]
Maybe on Wednesday.
#2334 - rageblade (05/11/2015) [-]
Krassie
come join me in Rust

surely a little soviet farmer would like building his own house, hunting animals for food, and living off the land
User avatar #2335 to #2334 - krasnogvardiech (05/11/2015) [-]
Sounds fukken nice, but it's an internet game. Thus, I can't play it. Connection 2 **** .
#2336 to #2335 - rageblade (05/12/2015) [-]
its called buy a better internet provider
#2333 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
*jumps onto Kras' back*
onwards noble steed

URAAAAAAAA
#2332 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
and thats how Kras gets the girls

#2315 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
I am heavy weapons Krasnogvardiech
and this is maya malushka
User avatar #2316 to #2315 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Not enough bear hands in employ. You need to kill a bear and take its hands with your bare hands for them to be bear hands.
#2319 to #2318 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
not true

you dont have right to whole bear

motherland IS whole bear
#2321 to #2320 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
....then theres your country ukraine

#2322 to #2321 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Such is life in the zone.
#2323 to #2322 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
STALKER

Soviet Tragedy Always Leaves Kras Eating Rubbish
#2324 to #2323 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Food is rubbish, but we make do.
#2325 to #2324 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
but remember

at least you aint american

half their food is synthetic
#2326 to #2325 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
не моя проблема
#2327 to #2326 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
yeah in new zealand
food is okay.....the water is ****
#2328 to #2327 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Only in big cities.

Go to Queenstown or another mountain-lake city. Water is ******* purest **** ever.
#2329 to #2328 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
dont they fluoridate all water in new zealand

aka **** in it
User avatar #2330 to #2329 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Yep. But to be fair, that's only past all the farms, factories, meat processing plants, chemical plants... you see what I mean?

Mountain water is drinkable straight from the lake, even if ducks and fish **** in it.

Mountain water fresh from completely pure lakes? Bruh come on the refractory period ain't even over yet.
#2331 to #2330 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
where do you live
#2312 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
*puts Kras in a meat grinder and makes bear pie*
User avatar #2313 to #2312 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
But then how will I ******** ?
#2314 to #2313 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
idk but i think a kras bear / vodka / borscht pie might make me **** myself

so theres some ****
#2282 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
for mother russia
for mother russia
#2303 to #2282 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
/tg/ don't give a single **** about hating anything outside the various editions of 40k. Here's a taster.
#2304 to #2303 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
i will give it a try. but later.

play with me
User avatar #2305 to #2304 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Link to game?

They're various stories I collected over the years. To hell with it, I'll put it up as content.
User avatar #2306 to #2305 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
agar.io/


lets play with russian server
User avatar #2307 to #2306 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Fukken sweet. ******** as it may be, tho, I have to head out for the night.

Goodbye, Stalker.
User avatar #2309 to #2307 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
or morning
User avatar #2308 to #2307 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
good night
#2283 to #2282 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
You know it. remove ******** tho

#2284 to #2283 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
russians are weebs by themselves

what are you defect thing or something?
#2285 to #2284 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Nyet

just not a serf
User avatar #2286 to #2285 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
***** WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN NZ?
User avatar #2287 to #2286 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Chillin'. ****** nice down here.
User avatar #2288 to #2287 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
you leave near konrad?
User avatar #2289 to #2288 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Not far if you count an ocean and nearly the entire length of the country as pretty close .

So in short, nah mate.
#2290 to #2289 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
>TFW NZ kiwi fruit
#2291 to #2290 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Gotta admit, it's pretty good.
User avatar #2292 to #2291 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
indeed.

unlike the Italian kiwis they suck!
#2293 to #2292 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Why? I've not had them so I have to ask.
User avatar #2294 to #2293 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
can we have kiwis as pets
User avatar #2295 to #2294 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Considering they're nocturnal, finicky as hell about their habitation, legally impossible to get a hold of and have their eggs eaten by ******* possums, I'd say no.

Doable, but not feasible. Why, you like 'em?
User avatar #2296 to #2295 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
they look adorable

i once had a chicken as a pet but then we feasted on it.
User avatar #2297 to #2296 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
They're tiny. Those leaves in the above picture are as big as your hand from base of palm to fingertip.
User avatar #2298 to #2297 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
well. i dont think they can handle this ****** weather in kuwait
User avatar #2299 to #2298 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Dense forests are where they're best. Free of night-time land predators.
User avatar #2300 to #2299 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
>brings kiwis to kuwait
>kiwis evaporates
User avatar #2301 to #2300 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Lel, prolly.

Are you by chance a fan of /tg/ stories? My collection is... extensive.
User avatar #2302 to #2301 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
nien

i dont go to hate chans much.
#2281 - rageblade (05/08/2015) [-]
dance kras
DANCE

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