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I never got the whole frames-per-second debate. We see it all in 299792458 frames per second, and need a supercomputer to process that shit.comment
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Video Games Played: Mass Effect (series), Halo 4, Metro: Last Light, Farcry 3, Deadpool: the game, Borderlands 2, Singularity, Darksiders 2, probably other ones that I've forgot right about now.
X-box Gamertag: Krasnogvardiech
Interests: Warhammer 40k, Aviation, Mechanical engineering, Physics, Writing fiction, Firearms, Automobiles, Aircraft, Gaming, Reading, various other things.
Date Signed Up:8/30/2012
Location:New Zealand
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I'm fucked in the head. That's about all there is to say.

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#134 - >put down >trained as sex slaves Who'd want…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Shit's gross, yo 0
User avatar #144 - konradkurze (09/17/2014) [-]
idk
after i saw Corpse Bride i was keen to fuck her
#148 - krasnogvardiech (09/17/2014) [-]
#152 - konradkurze (09/17/2014) [-]
ive made my choice
#153 - krasnogvardiech (09/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #159 - krasnogvardiech (09/17/2014) [-]
shit tier porn is shit
User avatar #135 - sovietsamurai (09/17/2014) [-]
No ... mean beat them into submission....
User avatar #136 - krasnogvardiech (09/17/2014) [-]
Type that next time.
#39 - SCROUU MAKING BUING HONAH TO FAMIRY 09/17/2014 on How to make scroll paper. +1
#1 - The joke is that knights move two spaces in any one direction,…  [+] (13 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Animal cruelty +45
#11 - illuminazium (09/17/2014) [-]
we know the joke dipshit
#26 - 4chan refugee (09/17/2014) [-]
Explaining obvious jokes: Making people made since humor began.
#5 - afaik (09/17/2014) [-]
"What do you mean? A knight needs space, so we give it space!"


Please note that it's not something I would ever say
User avatar #16 - truesmokewolf (09/17/2014) [-]
Knight.. soldier... marine... space... SPACE MARINES!
User avatar #2 - nikolaier (09/17/2014) [-]
i don't know how many people don't know enough about chess to need this help, but to them you are a godsend
User avatar #4 - rockergamer (09/17/2014) [-]
Do a lot of people not know how to play chess?
User avatar #10 - subaqueousreach (09/17/2014) [-]
This just looked like an icon for that old "knights" game where you have 8 knights on the board.
User avatar #6 - alexstraza (09/17/2014) [-]
I gotta say, even knowing how to play chess I didn't understand the joke immediately.
#3 - krasnogvardiech (09/17/2014) [-]
Thank you. I try, occasionally.
#13 - datmine (09/17/2014) [-]
FORWARD YOU DUMB DOGS
IN THE EMPERORS NAME YOU SHALL WIN THIS BATTLE
I just could not resist.
#27 - krasnogvardiech (09/17/2014) [-]
KEEP YOUR FRAKKING HEAD DOWN, COMMISSAR. DO YOU NOT SEE THEIR SNIPERS?
User avatar #28 - datmine (09/18/2014) [-]
*blams you*
IF YOU SHALL NOT SERVE IN THE BATTLEFIELD THEN YOU SHALL SERVER ON THE FIRING LINE
#29 - krasnogvardiech (09/19/2014) [-]
THAT FRAKKING HURT. SORRY FOR TRYING TO SAVE YOU.

Know who the Catachans will go after next, though.
#36 - Picture 09/17/2014 on Dance party thread for your... +9
#35 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2014 on Dance party thread for your... +4
#36 - krasnogvardiech (09/17/2014) [-]
#34 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Dance party thread for your... +5
#35 - krasnogvardiech (09/17/2014) [-]
#36 - krasnogvardiech (09/17/2014) [-]
#6 - Picture 09/17/2014 on God dammit, Paul +29
#3 - Coward. So long as man draws breath, they may shape t…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2014 on Batman vs Joker Feels +2
#9 - 4chan refugee (09/17/2014) [-]
The joker is a coward?
MAN NOBODY KNOWS THAT RIGHT?
#1 - heresy  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Meanwhile, In Russia +2
#3 - guu (09/17/2014) [-]
#2 - guu (09/17/2014) [-]
#1 - Exactly how self-righteous do you need to be to go through som…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Horse fan saves the day +385
User avatar #55 - roninneko (09/17/2014) [-]
Libtardedly self-righteous. This is why I prefer to call myself a Democratic Socialist instead of a Liberal these days, due to the relative idiocy now linked to the latter title.
User avatar #44 - kameken (09/17/2014) [-]
Same idiots who think guns are more of a problem than violent, crazy people.
#16 - wimwam (09/17/2014) [-]
If this is true (almost 100% sure it isn't), that person probably had psychiatric issues
#21 - beerbeerbeer (09/17/2014) [-]
Some people actually get so afraid of the evil babby-killing assault clip glocks that they attack the armed person. Media has taken it to the point where murder is the weapon's fault, not the murderers. Fear leads to anger, and then aggression and before you know it some total mongoliod throws a rock at the guy peacefully carrying an inanimate object.
#47 - brisineo (09/17/2014) [-]
This. And I'm glad that most of them get punished.

I remember there was a /k/ greentext about someone attacking an FBI worker when his gun showed accidentally. I don't have it saved, but he worked in maintenance but CCed and had an FBI ID, so his friend yelled at the woman like she was about to have the whole federal government slam the hammer on her. He didn't press charges for getting her to say "I'm an idiot for attacking a Fedral Agent for no reason."

greentext unrelated
User avatar #51 - DJstar (09/17/2014) [-]
i need to read this story...
User avatar #6 - brobafett (09/17/2014) [-]
Enough to threaten to not make fez 2 at every turn.
User avatar #76 - jukuku (09/17/2014) [-]
Obligatory

Phil Fish's Twitter Breakdown
#7 - jordanish (09/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #4 - Indoknight (09/17/2014) [-]
oh god, that reaction image just made my night

thumb to you!
#1 - Picture 09/17/2014 on Being a good guy. Level... +3
#6 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Anon encounters a hamplanet +59
#14 - 4chan refugee (09/17/2014) [-]
The joys of being a navy brat and being around mothers who were just bitches regardless of their sailor husband's rank.
User avatar #9 - ninjaroo (09/17/2014) [-]
"Wives mooing"
XD.gif
#7 - kulamia (09/17/2014) [-]
>Military Wife
>Not dependapotomus
>Not thinking husband's rank gives her priority

Jackpot mother fucker!
#9686299 - Picture 09/17/2014 on sfw random board +1
#1 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 09/17/2014 on feels +48
#43 - stepsword (09/17/2014) [-]
**stepsword rolled image** what my buddhist achieves his enlightenment about
User avatar #44 - garymotherfingoak (09/17/2014) [-]
nice roll
User avatar #12 - envinite (09/17/2014) [-]
nigger
User avatar #21 - indonesia (09/17/2014) [-]
fuck you indonesian nigger
User avatar #22 - envinite (09/17/2014) [-]
wow r00d

why must u hurt me dis way
User avatar #23 - indonesia (09/17/2014) [-]
i'm sorry bae, dun cray
#3 - **krasnogvardiech rolled user atma **  [+] (3 new replies) 09/17/2014 on God dammit, Paul +159
#62 - therealbigboss (09/17/2014) [-]
Said every guy who ever had an attractive female cousin. I mean friend.
#5 - atma (09/17/2014) [-]
why didn't you say so sooner
#6 - krasnogvardiech (09/17/2014) [-]
#3 - Retail is of a lower quality than wholesale. If a company can … 09/17/2014 on (untitled) 0
#9 - **krasnogvardiech rolls 46,356** The machine spirit… 09/17/2014 on THE GOD OF 4CHAN HAS AWAKNED 0
#10 - I'm a techpriest, and what the **** is going on here?  [+] (5 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Haven't had chance to use... +5
User avatar #31 - warzon (09/17/2014) [-]
The omnisiah said that necrons were heretical.
So techpriests started to kick their asses.
I don't know, I'm just a guardsman.
User avatar #35 - neverborn (09/17/2014) [-]
oh, this makes sense with the new necron lore making them space eqyptians.

The Omnissiah is the C'tan Void Dragon- god of machines

basically instead of being soulless machines in service to the c'tan they are sentient cages built around living essence, aware that the C'tan screwed them over in their deal they rose up and shattered then imprisoned and enslaved the C'tan.

The Void Dragon is now scared of the necrons discovering him and murdering him like the rest of his kin.
User avatar #42 - warzon (09/17/2014) [-]
Wat.
User avatar #44 - neverborn (09/17/2014) [-]
omnissiah is a necron god (C'tan) called the Void Dragon


recent necron lore change switched the necrons from being slaves of the c'tan, to Killing the C'tan and bottling their powers for later use.

this also means the story for the omnissiah will change from the nercons trying to free the Void Dragon, to hunting his bitch ass to Mars. thus the Void dragon/Omnissiah would logically call the necrons heretical in order to get the machine cult to protect it
User avatar #45 - warzon (09/17/2014) [-]
Good times.
#9 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Haven't had chance to use... +7
#10 - krasnogvardiech (09/17/2014) [-]
I'm a techpriest, and what the fuck is going on here?
User avatar #31 - warzon (09/17/2014) [-]
The omnisiah said that necrons were heretical.
So techpriests started to kick their asses.
I don't know, I'm just a guardsman.
User avatar #35 - neverborn (09/17/2014) [-]
oh, this makes sense with the new necron lore making them space eqyptians.

The Omnissiah is the C'tan Void Dragon- god of machines

basically instead of being soulless machines in service to the c'tan they are sentient cages built around living essence, aware that the C'tan screwed them over in their deal they rose up and shattered then imprisoned and enslaved the C'tan.

The Void Dragon is now scared of the necrons discovering him and murdering him like the rest of his kin.
User avatar #42 - warzon (09/17/2014) [-]
Wat.
User avatar #44 - neverborn (09/17/2014) [-]
omnissiah is a necron god (C'tan) called the Void Dragon


recent necron lore change switched the necrons from being slaves of the c'tan, to Killing the C'tan and bottling their powers for later use.

this also means the story for the omnissiah will change from the nercons trying to free the Void Dragon, to hunting his bitch ass to Mars. thus the Void dragon/Omnissiah would logically call the necrons heretical in order to get the machine cult to protect it
User avatar #45 - warzon (09/17/2014) [-]
Good times.
#8 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Haven't had chance to use... +5
#9 - krasnogvardiech (09/17/2014) [-]
#10 - krasnogvardiech (09/17/2014) [-]
I'm a techpriest, and what the fuck is going on here?
User avatar #31 - warzon (09/17/2014) [-]
The omnisiah said that necrons were heretical.
So techpriests started to kick their asses.
I don't know, I'm just a guardsman.
User avatar #35 - neverborn (09/17/2014) [-]
oh, this makes sense with the new necron lore making them space eqyptians.

The Omnissiah is the C'tan Void Dragon- god of machines

basically instead of being soulless machines in service to the c'tan they are sentient cages built around living essence, aware that the C'tan screwed them over in their deal they rose up and shattered then imprisoned and enslaved the C'tan.

The Void Dragon is now scared of the necrons discovering him and murdering him like the rest of his kin.
User avatar #42 - warzon (09/17/2014) [-]
Wat.
User avatar #44 - neverborn (09/17/2014) [-]
omnissiah is a necron god (C'tan) called the Void Dragon


recent necron lore change switched the necrons from being slaves of the c'tan, to Killing the C'tan and bottling their powers for later use.

this also means the story for the omnissiah will change from the nercons trying to free the Void Dragon, to hunting his bitch ass to Mars. thus the Void dragon/Omnissiah would logically call the necrons heretical in order to get the machine cult to protect it
User avatar #45 - warzon (09/17/2014) [-]
Good times.
#7 - Basically, they're all this.  [+] (8 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Haven't had chance to use... +5
#8 - krasnogvardiech (09/17/2014) [-]
#9 - krasnogvardiech (09/17/2014) [-]
#10 - krasnogvardiech (09/17/2014) [-]
I'm a techpriest, and what the fuck is going on here?
User avatar #31 - warzon (09/17/2014) [-]
The omnisiah said that necrons were heretical.
So techpriests started to kick their asses.
I don't know, I'm just a guardsman.
User avatar #35 - neverborn (09/17/2014) [-]
oh, this makes sense with the new necron lore making them space eqyptians.

The Omnissiah is the C'tan Void Dragon- god of machines

basically instead of being soulless machines in service to the c'tan they are sentient cages built around living essence, aware that the C'tan screwed them over in their deal they rose up and shattered then imprisoned and enslaved the C'tan.

The Void Dragon is now scared of the necrons discovering him and murdering him like the rest of his kin.
User avatar #42 - warzon (09/17/2014) [-]
Wat.
User avatar #44 - neverborn (09/17/2014) [-]
omnissiah is a necron god (C'tan) called the Void Dragon


recent necron lore change switched the necrons from being slaves of the c'tan, to Killing the C'tan and bottling their powers for later use.

this also means the story for the omnissiah will change from the nercons trying to free the Void Dragon, to hunting his bitch ass to Mars. thus the Void dragon/Omnissiah would logically call the necrons heretical in order to get the machine cult to protect it
User avatar #45 - warzon (09/17/2014) [-]
Good times.
#6 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Haven't had chance to use... +12
#7 - krasnogvardiech (09/17/2014) [-]
Basically, they're all this.
#8 - krasnogvardiech (09/17/2014) [-]
#9 - krasnogvardiech (09/17/2014) [-]
#10 - krasnogvardiech (09/17/2014) [-]
I'm a techpriest, and what the fuck is going on here?
User avatar #31 - warzon (09/17/2014) [-]
The omnisiah said that necrons were heretical.
So techpriests started to kick their asses.
I don't know, I'm just a guardsman.
User avatar #35 - neverborn (09/17/2014) [-]
oh, this makes sense with the new necron lore making them space eqyptians.

The Omnissiah is the C'tan Void Dragon- god of machines

basically instead of being soulless machines in service to the c'tan they are sentient cages built around living essence, aware that the C'tan screwed them over in their deal they rose up and shattered then imprisoned and enslaved the C'tan.

The Void Dragon is now scared of the necrons discovering him and murdering him like the rest of his kin.
User avatar #42 - warzon (09/17/2014) [-]
Wat.
User avatar #44 - neverborn (09/17/2014) [-]
omnissiah is a necron god (C'tan) called the Void Dragon


recent necron lore change switched the necrons from being slaves of the c'tan, to Killing the C'tan and bottling their powers for later use.

this also means the story for the omnissiah will change from the nercons trying to free the Void Dragon, to hunting his bitch ass to Mars. thus the Void dragon/Omnissiah would logically call the necrons heretical in order to get the machine cult to protect it
User avatar #45 - warzon (09/17/2014) [-]
Good times.
#5 - Picture  [+] (10 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Haven't had chance to use... +18
#6 - krasnogvardiech (09/17/2014) [-]
#7 - krasnogvardiech (09/17/2014) [-]
Basically, they're all this.
#8 - krasnogvardiech (09/17/2014) [-]
#9 - krasnogvardiech (09/17/2014) [-]
#10 - krasnogvardiech (09/17/2014) [-]
I'm a techpriest, and what the fuck is going on here?
User avatar #31 - warzon (09/17/2014) [-]
The omnisiah said that necrons were heretical.
So techpriests started to kick their asses.
I don't know, I'm just a guardsman.
User avatar #35 - neverborn (09/17/2014) [-]
oh, this makes sense with the new necron lore making them space eqyptians.

The Omnissiah is the C'tan Void Dragon- god of machines

basically instead of being soulless machines in service to the c'tan they are sentient cages built around living essence, aware that the C'tan screwed them over in their deal they rose up and shattered then imprisoned and enslaved the C'tan.

The Void Dragon is now scared of the necrons discovering him and murdering him like the rest of his kin.
User avatar #42 - warzon (09/17/2014) [-]
Wat.
User avatar #44 - neverborn (09/17/2014) [-]
omnissiah is a necron god (C'tan) called the Void Dragon


recent necron lore change switched the necrons from being slaves of the c'tan, to Killing the C'tan and bottling their powers for later use.

this also means the story for the omnissiah will change from the nercons trying to free the Void Dragon, to hunting his bitch ass to Mars. thus the Void dragon/Omnissiah would logically call the necrons heretical in order to get the machine cult to protect it
User avatar #45 - warzon (09/17/2014) [-]
Good times.
#4 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Haven't had chance to use... +38
#5 - krasnogvardiech (09/17/2014) [-]
#6 - krasnogvardiech (09/17/2014) [-]
#7 - krasnogvardiech (09/17/2014) [-]
Basically, they're all this.
#8 - krasnogvardiech (09/17/2014) [-]
#9 - krasnogvardiech (09/17/2014) [-]
#10 - krasnogvardiech (09/17/2014) [-]
I'm a techpriest, and what the fuck is going on here?
User avatar #31 - warzon (09/17/2014) [-]
The omnisiah said that necrons were heretical.
So techpriests started to kick their asses.
I don't know, I'm just a guardsman.
User avatar #35 - neverborn (09/17/2014) [-]
oh, this makes sense with the new necron lore making them space eqyptians.

The Omnissiah is the C'tan Void Dragon- god of machines

basically instead of being soulless machines in service to the c'tan they are sentient cages built around living essence, aware that the C'tan screwed them over in their deal they rose up and shattered then imprisoned and enslaved the C'tan.

The Void Dragon is now scared of the necrons discovering him and murdering him like the rest of his kin.
User avatar #42 - warzon (09/17/2014) [-]
Wat.
User avatar #44 - neverborn (09/17/2014) [-]
omnissiah is a necron god (C'tan) called the Void Dragon


recent necron lore change switched the necrons from being slaves of the c'tan, to Killing the C'tan and bottling their powers for later use.

this also means the story for the omnissiah will change from the nercons trying to free the Void Dragon, to hunting his bitch ass to Mars. thus the Void dragon/Omnissiah would logically call the necrons heretical in order to get the machine cult to protect it
User avatar #45 - warzon (09/17/2014) [-]
Good times.
#2 - The **** is this, Shad? The only dongers raised a… 09/17/2014 on my precious 0
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User avatar #1710 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
comrade
can i please have your FJ points
User avatar #1711 to #1710 - krasnogvardiech (09/21/2014) [-]
No.

I wanna hoard them this time. See how high I can get them.
User avatar #1712 to #1711 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
Kras and his shekels
User avatar #1713 to #1712 - krasnogvardiech (09/21/2014) [-]
FJ points. No jews here.

Imma hoard them like one tho still
User avatar #1714 to #1713 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
Kras the jewkrainian
User avatar #1715 to #1714 - krasnogvardiech (09/21/2014) [-]
Pretty much ae
User avatar #1704 to #1703 - krasnogvardiech (09/17/2014) [-]
absolutely disgusting
User avatar #1705 to #1704 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
wanna know the scary part of that pic?
User avatar #1706 to #1705 - krasnogvardiech (09/17/2014) [-]
It was an artist's approximation?
User avatar #1707 to #1706 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
no.....

scariest part is

I commissioned that Snooki pic to be drawn
User avatar #1709 to #1708 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
and thats just the cheap picture....i had another artist commission a more detailed pic of her to make it lifelike
#1702 - matexius ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Nevermind that message, I got it for now...
Fukken bronies, man; turning our love of The Emperor against us...

Sometimes, you have to do stupid **** for the things you believe in...
User avatar #1701 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
Battlefield 3 - The Russian Offensive
#1698 - matexius ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
Hey Kras I need you to test something for me...
*injects Kras with a vial of Russianum 34 and after a brief period, he becomes a superhero of Mother Russia.*
And for the love of The Emperor; try to keep your underpants ''inside'' your suit...
there is the... ''minor'' side effect though...
#1700 to #1699 - matexius ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
Speaking of which... Have you heard that the 'Muricans are gonna go and try to bomb/ invade Russia?
Haven't they learnt anything from Hitlers and Napoleons tries? I mean, waging war with Russia, with the coming of Winter...?
That's not war, that's a Deathwish...
User avatar #1691 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
*genetically modifies Kras to be a bear*
#1694 to #1693 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
i see an alcoholic bear on a unicycle
#1695 to #1694 - krasnogvardiech (08/29/2014) [-]
how the **** do i drive this thing
#1696 to #1695 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#1697 to #1696 - krasnogvardiech (08/29/2014) [-]
ubercharge is disgusting
User avatar #1677 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
Battlefield 3 - The Russian Offensive
#1672 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
Kras when meeting girls
#1673 to #1672 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
Ну што, нз проблема.

>Мое лицо когда
User avatar #1674 to #1673 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
ваша кровь водка
User avatar #1676 to #1675 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
i want one thing to happen

we both know what it is

Red Alert 2 intro
User avatar #1678 to #1676 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
The start of World War III?



Emperor's blood. No.
User avatar #1679 to #1678 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
russia putting the americans in their place

Gamehelper.com - WiC: Soviet Assault TrailerNew

needs to happen
User avatar #1680 to #1679 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
Actually, that's a stupid idea. A better one would be a long-term military alliance. Less lives and less resources lost. The way we're headed, Fallout might become a reality. And that is a terrifying thought.
User avatar #1681 to #1680 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
well allying with usa means theyll try to ******** russia out of so much to profit usa and leave russia in ****

User avatar #1683 to #1681 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
You didn't forget about the states' massive debt, right?
#1682 to #1681 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
Russia's better off financially than the U.S is. It would be a blow to the Federation, certainly.

The only answer is space, tovarisch. Even a small asteroid is worth billions in scientific resources - as well as elements and materiel alien to our world.

I think the space race ought to be started up again.
User avatar #1684 to #1682 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
yeah there is space but then you'd have usa and the un bitch about "anything russia colonizes should be international access
same deal as that moon treaty where somehow the moon is supposedly international property

yeah usa has a massive debt even more reason theyd ******** russia out of its wealth

hell alaska was an illegal sale and usa refused to hand it back
User avatar #1685 to #1684 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
The race would be combined. International access means that its resources would go to whoever needs it, with a hefty percentage going towards the nation/organization that did it.

The whole reason the US would ask for money is to pay off their debts in the first place. No reason save that - they hate the russkies too much. The States have the largest and most well-equipped army overall, no major need for military support.
User avatar #1686 to #1685 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
then that just leaves it open for greedy corporations to buy everything up over time thus ******** on other planets like they do to earth

best russia takes and holds on its own and lets normal people migrate to said planets and forbids corporate ownership
User avatar #1687 to #1686 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
You've obviously never heard of the oligarchy. It's heading that way - the few, all over the world, are taking control of all its resources. Disney's doing it, BP Oil's doing it, everyone is.

It's all over the place. I actually care, though, about what they're going to do and what opportunity does it open up for the everyman.
User avatar #1688 to #1687 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
i say we need another yeltsin to march in with part of the army....kick out the government and also get rid of the oligarchs trying to own eveything
User avatar #1689 to #1688 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
The oligarchs' owning it all isn't the problem. Having much under the control of many means that it's easier to organize **** .

That's part of the reason why the Red Army failed in the initial stages of World War 2's Soviet front. Poor, disorganized leadership. So much resources eventually got the work done, but it floundered about for a while.

Mobilization, tovarisch, is the issue. Putting resources in the right place. Space is the new place for funds - the Chinese are already on the plan, for ****** sake.
User avatar #1690 to #1689 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
yah but chinese are also a problem,,their leadership SUCKS....its still the few privileged and their friends / family getting rich and making the poor poorer and dispossessing the independent rich

like just a couple years back....some guy who owned a hotel near a river was forced to sell it for 10% of its value because the government wanted to flood the ricer to build a hydro power damn which meant his hotel would have been in the flood are otherwise

and oligarchs are one of the problems.....the rich shouldnt be allowed to buy more and create monopolies on resources...if we go to other planets we go without them and let normal people have a fresh start at prosperity
#1671 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
Kras vs america
#1662 - matexius ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
Was bored...found this...
Was bored...found this...
User avatar #1663 to #1662 - krasnogvardiech (07/28/2014) [-]
Stop, my penis can only get so erect.
User avatar #1664 to #1663 - matexius ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
...I have no idea how to react to that...

Also...what is your opinion on the addition of these webm.s?
User avatar #1665 to #1664 - krasnogvardiech (07/28/2014) [-]
**** can only get better, while the main section of the site still hates videos. I don't know what to think.
User avatar #1667 to #1665 - matexius ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
Also...I hope you don't mind that I'm a bit more...let's say actve... The Belarussian girl that's the closest thing that I've ever had to a GF left for Russia for 4 weeks...and I'm bored halfway to the Imperial Palace and back...
User avatar #1668 to #1667 - krasnogvardiech (07/28/2014) [-]
All good. You'll have to watch for me being less active, though, as I have a thing called a job.
User avatar #1669 to #1668 - matexius ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
I know, I know... What can you do? Money rules the world...
Have you ever like, had a GF even?
User avatar #1666 to #1665 - matexius ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
Quite... 4chan already had them, right?
A former schoolmate said they'd be good to add... I was sceptical...
User avatar #1661 - languagexplain (07/25/2014) [-]
Please stop engaging the ********** on the TG board. He needs to not get any attention. At all. kthx.
User avatar #1670 to #1661 - krasnogvardiech (08/04/2014) [-]
I successfully disarmed a ********** with something very close to what he is *********** about. What you donna do about it?
User avatar #1660 - matexius ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLhC2eTkVCM

Something tells me you've heard this one...
#1657 - matexius ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Hey Krasno...
Would you happen to know of an energy source, that is small, yet efficient and could power a man sized mechanical exoskeleton, kinda like this one?

I'm planning on maybe starting something like it and I'm trying to find an energy source... I know it's probably futile, but hey... Why not?
My father says I should be less on the computer, so... I need to find ways to entertain myself... friend suggested this...
I know it's way out of my field of experties and education, but I want to show those Japs that they're not the only ones who can build one... Gonna cost a lot though...
User avatar #1658 to #1657 - krasnogvardiech (07/22/2014) [-]
No ******* clue. Tried making a tiny nuclear reactor?
User avatar #1659 to #1658 - matexius ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
... Right...
I'm fairly sure a tiny nuclear reactor could horribly backfire... and there are things even I can't get my hands on... i was thinking something like a small tesla coil, connected to a divider where one part is then in turn connected back into the coil and another to the suit... just a spark to fire it up... probably wouldn't work, though...
Still thank you for your time...
User avatar #1656 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
trolling people the Kras way

Friends Joseph Stalin
User avatar #1652 - nought (07/19/2014) [-]
firt
User avatar #1653 to #1652 - krasnogvardiech (07/19/2014) [-]
Not first by a long shot, and if that was an attempt to flirt, it went over my head.

What's up?
User avatar #1654 to #1653 - nought (07/19/2014) [-]
wat u talkin bout
FIRT FIRT FIRT FIRT FIRT FIRT
User avatar #1647 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
Whatever Gets Us Drunk the Fastest | Metalpocalypse | Adult Swim
#1649 to #1648 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
< people who tried to **** with Kras' alcohol
#1650 to #1649 - krasnogvardiech (07/16/2014) [-]
More accurately tho.
#1651 to #1650 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
reminds me of when i do online gaming
#1645 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
Kras on a friday night
User avatar #1644 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
Enemy at the Gates (1/9) Movie CLIP - Crossing the Volga (2001) HD
User avatar #1643 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
Enemy at the Gates (2/9) Movie CLIP - Battle of Stalingrad (2001) HD
User avatar #1636 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
*fills the black sea with hops and barley to brew it into beer and throws Kras in*
User avatar #1637 to #1636 - krasnogvardiech (07/09/2014) [-]
The **** would you do that for? The sea is already there, that'd just be mixing the two types of liquid. All the booze'd up water would flood the seaside areas of Ukraine and Russia and the like. That would drown several million people.

On the other hand, go for it.
User avatar #1638 to #1637 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
drown the ukrainians in booze?
is that even possible...they dont work, all they do is eat sleep and drink.....eternal booze would be their heaven
User avatar #1639 to #1638 - krasnogvardiech (07/09/2014) [-]
>ukrainians
>don't work

***** please
User avatar #1640 to #1639 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
the hardest Ukrainians work is to steal russian gas
User avatar #1641 to #1640 - krasnogvardiech (07/10/2014) [-]
If all goes well there'll be no Ukraine. No Afghanistan or Mongolia or even Poland. There will only be Great Russia once again.
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