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Video Games Played: Mass Effect (series), Halo 4, Metro: Last Light, Farcry 3, Deadpool: the game, Borderlands 2, Singularity, Darksiders 2, probably other ones that I've forgot right about now.
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Interests: Warhammer 40k, Aviation, Mechanical engineering, Physics, Writing fiction, Firearms, Automobiles, Aircraft, Gaming, Reading, various other things.
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#97 - I don't particularly like him. Neither do I dislike him. It's …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2015 on I Care Part 3-5 0
#102 - anonymous (01/25/2015) [-]
Thanks, Also I enjoyed the creative way you said "shit hit the fan" Good times.

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#25 - Picture  [+] (16 new replies) 01/25/2015 on RPG funnies Comeback Edition +5
User avatar #56 - amarr (01/25/2015) [-]
there is another one aswell... basically where a naval cannon was fittet down to be handheld, but would use and fire real size canonballs... as far as i remember there were a bag of holding somewhere in the design, and it seemed less gimmicy than a "void arrow" - something that the GM would actually allow to exist in the game...
#131 - evilpapagali (01/25/2015) [-]
Maybe you are talking about this?
User avatar #137 - amarr (01/25/2015) [-]
thats the one, thanks
User avatar #145 - evilpapagali (01/25/2015) [-]
Np man.
User avatar #144 - exotic (01/25/2015) [-]
I like your username
For the empress
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#24 - postingloudly, was this you?  [+] (17 new replies) 01/25/2015 on RPG funnies Comeback Edition +9
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User avatar #56 - amarr (01/25/2015) [-]
there is another one aswell... basically where a naval cannon was fittet down to be handheld, but would use and fire real size canonballs... as far as i remember there were a bag of holding somewhere in the design, and it seemed less gimmicy than a "void arrow" - something that the GM would actually allow to exist in the game...
#131 - evilpapagali (01/25/2015) [-]
Maybe you are talking about this?
User avatar #137 - amarr (01/25/2015) [-]
thats the one, thanks
User avatar #145 - evilpapagali (01/25/2015) [-]
Np man.
User avatar #144 - exotic (01/25/2015) [-]
I like your username
For the empress
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#23 - Picture  [+] (18 new replies) 01/25/2015 on RPG funnies Comeback Edition +4
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postingloudly, was this you?
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User avatar #56 - amarr (01/25/2015) [-]
there is another one aswell... basically where a naval cannon was fittet down to be handheld, but would use and fire real size canonballs... as far as i remember there were a bag of holding somewhere in the design, and it seemed less gimmicy than a "void arrow" - something that the GM would actually allow to exist in the game...
#131 - evilpapagali (01/25/2015) [-]
Maybe you are talking about this?
User avatar #137 - amarr (01/25/2015) [-]
thats the one, thanks
User avatar #145 - evilpapagali (01/25/2015) [-]
Np man.
User avatar #144 - exotic (01/25/2015) [-]
I like your username
For the empress
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#22 - Picture  [+] (19 new replies) 01/25/2015 on RPG funnies Comeback Edition +10
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postingloudly, was this you?
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User avatar #56 - amarr (01/25/2015) [-]
there is another one aswell... basically where a naval cannon was fittet down to be handheld, but would use and fire real size canonballs... as far as i remember there were a bag of holding somewhere in the design, and it seemed less gimmicy than a "void arrow" - something that the GM would actually allow to exist in the game...
#131 - evilpapagali (01/25/2015) [-]
Maybe you are talking about this?
User avatar #137 - amarr (01/25/2015) [-]
thats the one, thanks
User avatar #145 - evilpapagali (01/25/2015) [-]
Np man.
User avatar #144 - exotic (01/25/2015) [-]
I like your username
For the empress
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#21 - Picture  [+] (21 new replies) 01/25/2015 on RPG funnies Comeback Edition +73
#39 - lolollo (01/25/2015) [-]
> Playing Deva Illusion Wizard
> Level 2 feat is "summon familiar"
> Osa De La Fez, the Circus Bear automatic pick None of this illution "Sir Bearington nonsense", he's just a perpetually floating bear...in a Fez
> MFW DM goes "The bear knows every language you do"
> Diplomacy mission
> Something about "Should we save this small village or let them tear that ass up for some ores?"
> Party unanimously agrees on the hippy "let's save the filthy-hobbitses!" option
> Walking into consulate
> Guard stops me and points at bear
> Bluff: "The invitation says I get a +1"
> Guard gives "They don't pay me enough for this shit" look and lets us through AKA "the bluff barely passed"
> Throughout meetings, Osa De La Fez nicknamed "Bosco" remains silent
> Orc servants in "little tuxedos" taking drink orders Important note: "Giants" is one of my known languages"
> Near the end of the meetings
> Decide to go for "fuck it" play
> "Um, sir, I believe you skipped over my companion"
> Douchey brother-son of a prince goes "No, I've ignored your animal up until now, I will not ha-"
> MFW Bosco then orders his drink from the Orc butler in the Orc's native tongue, and then spouts some insults at the prince in Orcish.
> MFW Orc servants start laughing at the prince
> MFW I go like "I don't know where he learned that I'm just as shocked as you are..." as the prince starts leaking blood out of arteries in rage.
> MFW the prince acting like a ninny during the meetings causes him to lose face with his position of "nuke it for the gold"
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postingloudly, was this you?
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User avatar #56 - amarr (01/25/2015) [-]
there is another one aswell... basically where a naval cannon was fittet down to be handheld, but would use and fire real size canonballs... as far as i remember there were a bag of holding somewhere in the design, and it seemed less gimmicy than a "void arrow" - something that the GM would actually allow to exist in the game...
#131 - evilpapagali (01/25/2015) [-]
Maybe you are talking about this?
User avatar #137 - amarr (01/25/2015) [-]
thats the one, thanks
User avatar #145 - evilpapagali (01/25/2015) [-]
Np man.
User avatar #144 - exotic (01/25/2015) [-]
I like your username
For the empress
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#9 - A ********** so dedicated you got made a mod for it. 01/25/2015 on Keeping Up Appearances Comp 3 +1
#30 - Found the Space Wolf. Or the Black Templar. Or the Dark Angel.… 01/25/2015 on Surprise Mothefucker 0
#89 - That's because you're not that dude. You're probably the same …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/25/2015 on I Care Part 3-5 0
#95 - anonymous (01/25/2015) [-]
Well actually I'm shorter then most guys at 5 foot 7 always been heavier then I'd like. I've got strength and stupidly broad shoulders, but it never stopped people from trying to pick on me. Yeah I'm not that dude, but I just can't get behind some one who does nothing but lay there and take it. I get what OP is trying to do, it just doesn't make me like him, it makes me want to grab him by the shirt and tell him to sack up.

I can see why some people would like him, and I know fear likely paralyzed him, it's harder to do what you think you would in the heat of the moment, some people just shut down and become unresponsive in stressful situations. I know all this, but I still don't like it in character, I don't fault you if you like him though.
User avatar #97 - krasnogvardiech (01/25/2015) [-]
I don't particularly like him. Neither do I dislike him. It's a bad thing that's happening, that's just the way the excrement hits the industrial gas-powered turbine, your comment looked incorrect so I decided to lay down a post in the hopes I could help. Cheers for the civil convo, I guess.

Fear didn't paralyze him. It was despair, albeit internalized. It was the lack of hope and the fire in men's souls. Good on you for having it, too bad for him that it doesn't.

Keep it burning, friend.
#102 - anonymous (01/25/2015) [-]
Thanks, Also I enjoyed the creative way you said "shit hit the fan" Good times.

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#96 - anonymous (01/25/2015) [-]
Also he was sucker punched, which probably dazed him pretty bad. hard to fault him but cant' get away from my dislikes.
#10 - I think it's a shot glass, and it's either empty or full. If e… 01/25/2015 on Well, Kanako, tough shit 0
#22 - Contact your nearest Techpriest for assistance. Buy incense on… 01/25/2015 on Desperate +1
#4 - From the coloring of it, that blade's made of Titanium. … 01/25/2015 on best moment in my life 0
#24 - **krasnogvardiech used "*roll 2, 1-99*"** **krasnogvardiech… 01/25/2015 on call me butter 0
#77 - The **** could he have done? Look at the white-ha…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/25/2015 on I Care Part 3-5 +3
#88 - anonymous (01/25/2015) [-]
He still could have fought back instead of taking it like a pansy. throw a bunch bite and ankle, scratch at them, do any ting other then lay there and take it. it's beyond me why this kind of scene is so popular, personally I hate it and it makes me dislike a character who doesn't' even try. I can't say I'm some kind of fighting god, I've barely been in any in my life, but I'd never sit there and take a beating like some little bitch. I'd take something with me.
User avatar #89 - krasnogvardiech (01/25/2015) [-]
That's because you're not that dude. You're probably the same if not bigger than those two assholes. We all feel the same way.

It's just that we aren't there, we can't tell them to fuck off, and it sucks to be those two guys. Either it'll get better or it will get worse, but either way them's the shakes.
#95 - anonymous (01/25/2015) [-]
Well actually I'm shorter then most guys at 5 foot 7 always been heavier then I'd like. I've got strength and stupidly broad shoulders, but it never stopped people from trying to pick on me. Yeah I'm not that dude, but I just can't get behind some one who does nothing but lay there and take it. I get what OP is trying to do, it just doesn't make me like him, it makes me want to grab him by the shirt and tell him to sack up.

I can see why some people would like him, and I know fear likely paralyzed him, it's harder to do what you think you would in the heat of the moment, some people just shut down and become unresponsive in stressful situations. I know all this, but I still don't like it in character, I don't fault you if you like him though.
User avatar #97 - krasnogvardiech (01/25/2015) [-]
I don't particularly like him. Neither do I dislike him. It's a bad thing that's happening, that's just the way the excrement hits the industrial gas-powered turbine, your comment looked incorrect so I decided to lay down a post in the hopes I could help. Cheers for the civil convo, I guess.

Fear didn't paralyze him. It was despair, albeit internalized. It was the lack of hope and the fire in men's souls. Good on you for having it, too bad for him that it doesn't.

Keep it burning, friend.
#102 - anonymous (01/25/2015) [-]
Thanks, Also I enjoyed the creative way you said "shit hit the fan" Good times.

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#96 - anonymous (01/25/2015) [-]
Also he was sucker punched, which probably dazed him pretty bad. hard to fault him but cant' get away from my dislikes.
#55 - That was the SS and the politicians. I'd wager Rommel ran a ti…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2015 on Old-school feminist VS... +6
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#6 - Torigg, is that you? 01/25/2015 on High King of Skyrim +1
#16 - Fully kitted out too. Had a techpriest go over the rifle and h… 01/25/2015 on Surprise Mothefucker +5
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#1993 - matexius ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
Krasno, we may have a problem...   
   
Ivan broke physics... Any ideas?    
I'd tie an anchor to his legs...
Krasno, we may have a problem...

Ivan broke physics... Any ideas?
I'd tie an anchor to his legs...
User avatar #1994 to #1993 - krasnogvardiech (01/22/2015) [-]
Let him swim. He is killing submarine tank for the motherland.
User avatar #1991 - konradkurze (01/17/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Yes**
is Kras a weeaboo
User avatar #1992 to #1991 - krasnogvardiech (01/17/2015) [-]
kawaii sugoi pocky desu ne~
User avatar #1969 - konradkurze (01/16/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**konradkurze rolls 4**
what do i buy for Kras

1-2 a T34
3-4 a T90
5-6 a KV1
7-8 an IS2
9-0 a T13
User avatar #1971 to #1969 - krasnogvardiech (01/16/2015) [-]
Hold me tight and never let go, you wonderful scholar.
User avatar #1972 to #1971 - konradkurze (01/16/2015) [-]
no homo tovarisch
User avatar #1973 to #1972 - krasnogvardiech (01/16/2015) [-]
Homo? What's that?
User avatar #1974 to #1973 - konradkurze (01/16/2015) [-]
you gay
#1975 to #1974 - krasnogvardiech (01/16/2015) [-]
Gay? What's gay?
User avatar #1976 to #1975 - konradkurze (01/16/2015) [-]
you have sex with men
#1977 to #1976 - krasnogvardiech (01/16/2015) [-]
But they have no vaginas. Where are you supposed to put the cock?
User avatar #1978 to #1977 - konradkurze (01/16/2015) [-]
men put cock in your russian ass
#1979 to #1978 - krasnogvardiech (01/16/2015) [-]
But poop comes from there.
#1982 to #1981 - konradkurze (01/16/2015) [-]
its only gay for the one taking the D

aka you
#1983 to #1982 - krasnogvardiech (01/16/2015) [-]
**krasnogvardiech used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**krasnogvardiech rolls 20**

You failed to tell the difference between me and this thing, and instead are *********** it. Roll for damage, no saves.
User avatar #1988 to #1987 - konradkurze (01/16/2015) [-]
you talk alot about ghey stuff

makes me wonder did you leave motherland because putin is anti-gay
User avatar #1989 to #1988 - krasnogvardiech (01/16/2015) [-]
I ********** a dude to prove a point once. Does that count?
User avatar #1990 to #1989 - konradkurze (01/16/2015) [-]
yes
you gay
#1970 to #1969 - konradkurze (01/16/2015) [-]
ahhh motherland
User avatar #1966 - konradkurze (01/15/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**konradkurze rolls 5**

what do i buy for Kras

1-2 german beer
3-4 russian vodka
5-6 japanese sake
7-8 the bottled piss americans call beer
9-0 french wine
User avatar #1968 to #1967 - konradkurze (01/15/2015) [-]
FJ decided...you must accept that decision
User avatar #1959 - konradkurze (01/15/2015) [-]
time for evil plan

i shall go onto russian social media sites...spam Kras face and addess...and let psycho girl know where Kras is to find him
#1960 to #1959 - krasnogvardiech (01/15/2015) [-]
That is the exact opposite of a good plan. Do not do that.
#1961 to #1960 - konradkurze (01/15/2015) [-]
come on Kras   
you took the risk of sticking your dick in crazy....you gotta follow it through
come on Kras
you took the risk of sticking your dick in crazy....you gotta follow it through
#1962 to #1961 - krasnogvardiech (01/15/2015) [-]
I stuck dick in crazy, and I am prepared to remove crazy.
User avatar #1963 to #1962 - konradkurze (01/15/2015) [-]
new plan

joshlol wants a russian girl...maybe your ex's aura of psycho cling will break joshlols forever alone forcefield and he will have a girl for once
#1964 to #1963 - krasnogvardiech (01/15/2015) [-]
This can't fail. Do it.
User avatar #1965 to #1964 - konradkurze (01/15/2015) [-]
josh already made it clear he doesnt care is shes dominating....

al in all he'll be a limey married to a ruski, and living in norway
User avatar #1937 - matexius ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
Brokranian! You seeing what I think I'm seeing?

www.funnyjunk.com/channel/animemanga/Ultimate+transformation/YaLXLLn/
User avatar #1938 to #1937 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
A techpriest got creative with a servitor. Big deal.
User avatar #1940 to #1938 - matexius ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
Oh, I almost forgot... How've you been lately?
It's been a little while...
User avatar #1941 to #1940 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
Alright for the most part. Money troubles are the same as always, while I've fallen into the routine of week with money, week with no money.
User avatar #1942 to #1941 - matexius ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
Cool. Also I've been meaning to ask, does NZ have the animals that the Aussies have? Like all the venomous **** that makes you want to take a flammenwerfer to the entire island?
User avatar #1943 to #1942 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
The exact opposite. ******* sheep and birds everywhere, and deer and some other nice crap.

Think of it as the Britain of the southern hemisphere, without bogans instead of chavs and maori instead of blacks/asians, and tourists ******* everywhere.
User avatar #1944 to #1943 - matexius ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
Well, that's awesome... I was just asking since, they're not very far apart, but there's a decent chance that it's completely different....

Also, remember this song? www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7hHlh2IusY
User avatar #1945 to #1944 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
Very well.
User avatar #1946 to #1945 - matexius ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
I'm trying to learn the lyrics, already know Katyusha in my sleep, but this one's giving me serious trouble, mainly the fact that the letters I find are...how shall I put this... off like a Storm Troopers aim, for me atleast. I know that the Cousins of Russia have their own letters, but when they're translated, their sounds don't match up with the song...
User avatar #1947 to #1946 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
This is why you treat each letter and each word as its own isolated thing. Just like a symphony; make sure every note is good, the whole will carry itself.
User avatar #1948 to #1947 - matexius ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
I should take learning Russian a bit more seriously... Already speak fluent English and German, since I was like 8, now at 17, learn Russian. Brilliant... Also, my Bela-Russian girl space friend is pretty Q3.14.

Also, does cheeki breeki actually mean anything?
User avatar #1949 to #1948 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
You speak German. My inadequacy intensifies.
User avatar #1950 to #1949 - matexius ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
Too bad I can't stand them... Always having the best ***** , assholes. They've been trying to take our clay ever since the 6. century AD.
I actually learned it uncounsiously, there were no good channels with cartoons, other than the German ones... I have no idea how, but by 7 I spoke it fluently. I guess living 30 minutes from the border with them has that effect...
If you're implying that I'm somehow better than you, because I speak German, dude... come on now...
User avatar #1951 to #1950 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
Yes you are. I don't imply, I outright state.

That's sort of like how I learned English, too. One day when I was 8 or so I just stopped speaking Russian and started speaking English. Like the flick of a fukken switch.
User avatar #1952 to #1951 - matexius ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
Well, German is all well and good, till you get to Switzerland or Austrian Styria. Even if you speak perfect German, you still need subtitles. They just accent everything off... I've got a small part of my relatives in Switzerland, I know what I'm talking about.

I'm guessing that's how long you've been in NZ, too?
User avatar #1953 to #1952 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
Since '02.
User avatar #1954 to #1953 - matexius ONLINE (01/11/2015) [-]
Damn dude... 12 years.
How do you remember Ukraine?
User avatar #1955 to #1954 - krasnogvardiech (01/12/2015) [-]
It's one-half slums, one-half farms. Really, I'm not missing much.

Except for cool underground/under-building places. That **** was dope.
User avatar #1956 to #1955 - matexius ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
Like bunkers and **** ?
User avatar #1957 to #1956 - krasnogvardiech (01/12/2015) [-]
Sort of. There are such things as basements, and street entrances for them. My school was one such place. Miss that **** hardcore.
User avatar #1958 to #1957 - matexius ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
Oh, like the ones the 'Muricans have in the movies, the ones with the doors on the outside as well...? Atleast a bit similar. Through which they normally GTFO in horror movies...
Why do you miss them so much?
User avatar #1939 to #1938 - matexius ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
What? Oh....nah, well that too...
I meant that chick that so wanted that artilerr-D afterwards... To fire it, I mean...

and yes, I did just make this comment to use that atrocious pun... I'm ashamed of myself
User avatar #1928 - konradkurze (01/08/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Yes**
has Kras ever stuck his dick in crazy and regretted it
User avatar #1929 to #1928 - krasnogvardiech (01/08/2015) [-]
Magic 8-ball is correct.
User avatar #1930 to #1929 - konradkurze (01/08/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Signs point to yes**
is Kras scared to go back to motherland in case crazy bitch finds him
User avatar #1931 to #1930 - krasnogvardiech (01/08/2015) [-]
I will neither confirm or deny.

Your text color is lovely, by the way.
User avatar #1932 to #1931 - konradkurze (01/08/2015) [-]
yeah since so many kids cried over my night lords color i went for blood color
User avatar #1933 to #1932 - krasnogvardiech (01/08/2015) [-]
The **** you do that for? Let 'em cry, their tears can lubricate your power armor.
User avatar #1934 to #1933 - konradkurze (01/08/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls Flash flooding.**
what should i do to Kras
User avatar #1936 to #1934 - konradkurze (01/08/2015) [-]
ahhhhh time for Rasputitsa on Krasnogvardiech
User avatar #1935 to #1934 - krasnogvardiech (01/08/2015) [-]
I've got a rebreather. Bring it, bitch.
User avatar #1927 - konradkurze (01/07/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls Shedding skin like a snake.**
what should Kras do this weekend
User avatar #1926 - konradkurze (01/06/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls You may rely on it**
should Kras find a crazy girl to stick his dick into
User avatar #1920 - konradkurze (01/06/2015) [-]
Krassle
wake up
User avatar #1922 to #1921 - konradkurze (01/06/2015) [-]
found the perfect girl for you

League of Legends Music: Get Jinxed
User avatar #1923 to #1922 - krasnogvardiech (01/06/2015) [-]
**** no. Don't stick yer dick in crazy.
User avatar #1924 to #1923 - konradkurze (01/06/2015) [-]
hence why you left motherland?
them soviet bitches be crazy
User avatar #1925 to #1924 - krasnogvardiech (01/06/2015) [-]
Nah, they're mostly alright.
User avatar #1907 - konradkurze (01/05/2015) [-]
*locks Kras in a room with damping and syrianassassin*

3 way battle between soviet yankee and arab....who will win
User avatar #1909 to #1907 - krasnogvardiech (01/05/2015) [-]
None.

I pull out a seat out of the table, offer drinks, and plot how we will unite the world and ascend to the stars.
User avatar #1910 to #1909 - konradkurze (01/05/2015) [-]
unite with america?
kras is traitor to motherland
User avatar #1913 to #1910 - krasnogvardiech (01/05/2015) [-]
Unite with the world.

One Motherland, one Republic, one Islam state, one people, one planet, one purpose.
User avatar #1916 to #1913 - syrianassassin ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
let us go bomb america!!

gib airplan plz
User avatar #1917 to #1916 - krasnogvardiech (01/05/2015) [-]
****** old Afghanistan airplanes, sure.

Modern SU-47 Berkuts? Keep your filthy hands off them.
User avatar #1918 to #1917 - syrianassassin ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
gib Sokhoy airjet plz
User avatar #1919 to #1918 - krasnogvardiech (01/05/2015) [-]
**** OFF BACK TO REDNECKISTAN


URAAAAH!
User avatar #1915 to #1913 - konradkurze (01/05/2015) [-]
no islam casual krasual

we whould all worship the chaos gods
User avatar #1908 to #1907 - syrianassassin ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
I am the bomb
User avatar #1912 to #1911 - syrianassassin ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
no really i am the bomb!
#1914 to #1912 - konradkurze (01/05/2015) [-]
we know yorue a bomb
User avatar #1904 - konradkurze (01/03/2015) [-]
**konradkurze kidnaps Kras and drags him back to ukraine**
#1888 - konradkurze (01/02/2015) [-]
i found where you live
#1891 to #1888 - krasnogvardiech (01/02/2015) [-]
Ah, home sweet home.
User avatar #1892 to #1891 - konradkurze (01/02/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Very doubtful**
is Kras actualy a post-chernobyl mutant born with a liver capable of filtering not only alcohol but also all forms of poison
#1887 - konradkurze has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #1890 to #1889 - konradkurze (01/02/2015) [-]
KRASNOgvardiech
KRASNOdar

User avatar #1893 to #1890 - krasnogvardiech (01/02/2015) [-]
Hence the 'he's got a point'.
User avatar #1894 to #1893 - konradkurze (01/02/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Don't count on it**
should i send Kras back to Kiev

User avatar #1895 to #1894 - krasnogvardiech (01/02/2015) [-]
I'm too comfy here. Thank thee, Roll Gods.
User avatar #1896 to #1895 - konradkurze (01/02/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Outlook good**
should i send Kras to bavaria
User avatar #1897 to #1896 - krasnogvardiech (01/02/2015) [-]
Efficiency, beer, hot kinky women, fast cars... **** , if I'm not down kick me in the ballsack.
#1899 to #1897 - konradkurze (01/02/2015) [-]
kras in germany
this is all he sees
User avatar #1901 to #1899 - krasnogvardiech (01/02/2015) [-]
We weren't too unhappy with the occupation. That Iron Curtain business was trash though.
User avatar #1903 to #1901 - konradkurze (01/02/2015) [-]
better being occupied by the ruskis than the ******* americans

User avatar #1898 to #1897 - tentaquil (01/02/2015) [-]
okay i'll kick you
User avatar #1900 to #1898 - krasnogvardiech (01/02/2015) [-]
Piss off, kindly.
User avatar #1886 - konradkurze (12/30/2014) [-]
Stalingrad 2013 - gas tanks explosion and burning soldiers
#1883 - konradkurze (12/30/2014) [-]
love your emperor
User avatar #1884 to #1883 - krasnogvardiech (12/30/2014) [-]
Putin's a ******* psyker. You know this.
User avatar #1885 to #1884 - konradkurze (12/30/2014) [-]
like the emperor
noone knows where the putins came from
there are no records of their origins
they just simply are

emperor denies beign a god...but still is one
putin denies trying to get reelected but still does
#1881 - matexius ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
Found something new...
User avatar #1882 to #1881 - tentaquil (12/29/2014) [-]
nice
User avatar #1879 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
Santa Kras gives many gifts to syrianassassins people

C&C Generals - "AK47s for everyone!"
#1878 - bionicpanda (12/24/2014) [-]
Hope you have a nice one
Hope you have a nice one
User avatar #1880 to #1878 - krasnogvardiech (12/25/2014) [-]
Cheers, mate.
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