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I agree, keeping with logic and common sense is normally a priority. The hills have eyes, y'know?
On the other hand, there is a point where reason is to be thrown to the curb. We have gone past that point and that is why I am here.

latest user's comments

#28 - How is that a bad thing? People might stop dying a bit.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Vodkas good for you 0
#29 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
people wont stop dying when america wont choose to stop its endless wars

only way to stop usa making up wars is to have someone like russia jump in and get the job done so usa cant drag them ob
User avatar #30 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
And now we're falling to circlejerking.

The point has been made.

Cheese is not a good substitute for aluminium in aerofoil.

I need to sleep.
#31 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
> on FJ
> sleeps

casual
#26 - They're already that. I just think it would be a good idea if …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Vodkas good for you 0
#27 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
well they wont do that as long as theyre "hunting terrorists"

if russia ends shit in the middle east then usa wont have that excuse to not fix their country
User avatar #28 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
How is that a bad thing? People might stop dying a bit.
#29 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
people wont stop dying when america wont choose to stop its endless wars

only way to stop usa making up wars is to have someone like russia jump in and get the job done so usa cant drag them ob
User avatar #30 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
And now we're falling to circlejerking.

The point has been made.

Cheese is not a good substitute for aluminium in aerofoil.

I need to sleep.
#31 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
> on FJ
> sleeps

casual
#24 - Is that a bad thing? They can rebuild their industry a little …  [+] (7 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Vodkas good for you 0
#25 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
dude do you really want america placing itself as world police
User avatar #26 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
They're already that. I just think it would be a good idea if they fixed their fucked up country before doing anything else.

Seriously, the place is a mess.
#27 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
well they wont do that as long as theyre "hunting terrorists"

if russia ends shit in the middle east then usa wont have that excuse to not fix their country
User avatar #28 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
How is that a bad thing? People might stop dying a bit.
#29 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
people wont stop dying when america wont choose to stop its endless wars

only way to stop usa making up wars is to have someone like russia jump in and get the job done so usa cant drag them ob
User avatar #30 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
And now we're falling to circlejerking.

The point has been made.

Cheese is not a good substitute for aluminium in aerofoil.

I need to sleep.
#31 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
> on FJ
> sleeps

casual
#22 - How the **** does that work? That's goddamn backwards -…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2015 on Vodkas good for you +1
#23 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
americans want to camp down in the middle east and milk it hunting false flag terrorists forever.....
if russia actually steps in to crush them then usa's money farming days are cut short
#20 - The arms race will only be a cause for concern if it continues…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Vodkas good for you 0
#21 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
usa wont like that

they want isis to keep stirring up shit and let usa stay there
russia actually beating isis would destroy american domination of the area
User avatar #22 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
How the fuck does that work? That's goddamn backwards - the bases were and are going to be there for years yet.
#23 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
americans want to camp down in the middle east and milk it hunting false flag terrorists forever.....
if russia actually steps in to crush them then usa's money farming days are cut short
#18 - Spetsnaz has operational freedom once things get ****** up.  [+] (5 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Vodkas good for you 0
#19 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
and did you see the parade back on the 9th?

your boys came out with the armata tank...possibly the worlds first gen 5 tank

i bet america is shitting itself mad that russia is winning the arms race now
User avatar #20 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
The arms race will only be a cause for concern if it continues. And the economy's due to collapse soon.

Speaking of, Putin has stated that Russia is going to help Iraq beat ISIS the fuck down.

So that's nice.
#21 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
usa wont like that

they want isis to keep stirring up shit and let usa stay there
russia actually beating isis would destroy american domination of the area
User avatar #22 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
How the fuck does that work? That's goddamn backwards - the bases were and are going to be there for years yet.
#23 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
americans want to camp down in the middle east and milk it hunting false flag terrorists forever.....
if russia actually steps in to crush them then usa's money farming days are cut short
#16 - Did you really think I'd **** around with the other one…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Vodkas good for you 0
#17 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
yeah but vdv has a celebrity singer
the others dont

https://youtube.com/devicesupport
#18 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
Spetsnaz has operational freedom once things get fucked up.
#19 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
and did you see the parade back on the 9th?

your boys came out with the armata tank...possibly the worlds first gen 5 tank

i bet america is shitting itself mad that russia is winning the arms race now
User avatar #20 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
The arms race will only be a cause for concern if it continues. And the economy's due to collapse soon.

Speaking of, Putin has stated that Russia is going to help Iraq beat ISIS the fuck down.

So that's nice.
#21 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
usa wont like that

they want isis to keep stirring up shit and let usa stay there
russia actually beating isis would destroy american domination of the area
User avatar #22 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
How the fuck does that work? That's goddamn backwards - the bases were and are going to be there for years yet.
#23 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
americans want to camp down in the middle east and milk it hunting false flag terrorists forever.....
if russia actually steps in to crush them then usa's money farming days are cut short
#14 - Or the fleet was already in the area and full of bored seamen.  [+] (9 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Vodkas good for you 0
#15 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, 1-6*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls 6**
what power should Kras join

1: army
2: navy
3: air force
4: OMOH
5: VDV
6: spetsnaz
#16 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
Did you really think I'd fuck around with the other ones? Waste of time.
#17 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
yeah but vdv has a celebrity singer
the others dont

https://youtube.com/devicesupport
#18 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
Spetsnaz has operational freedom once things get fucked up.
#19 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
and did you see the parade back on the 9th?

your boys came out with the armata tank...possibly the worlds first gen 5 tank

i bet america is shitting itself mad that russia is winning the arms race now
User avatar #20 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
The arms race will only be a cause for concern if it continues. And the economy's due to collapse soon.

Speaking of, Putin has stated that Russia is going to help Iraq beat ISIS the fuck down.

So that's nice.
#21 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
usa wont like that

they want isis to keep stirring up shit and let usa stay there
russia actually beating isis would destroy american domination of the area
User avatar #22 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
How the fuck does that work? That's goddamn backwards - the bases were and are going to be there for years yet.
#23 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
americans want to camp down in the middle east and milk it hunting false flag terrorists forever.....
if russia actually steps in to crush them then usa's money farming days are cut short
#12 - Business as usual.  [+] (11 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Vodkas good for you 0
#13 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
kinda where russia is better than the west

when monkey pirates hijack normal cargo ships...the owners negotiate and pay ransoms

when the oogaboogas took over a russian cargo ship...russia sent half its black sea fleet down to the coast of somalia and told them give the ship back or they'll bombard the coastal city

probably cost more to deploy the fleet than pay the ransom....but russians wont show that kinda weakness to give into pirates
User avatar #14 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
Or the fleet was already in the area and full of bored seamen.
#15 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, 1-6*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls 6**
what power should Kras join

1: army
2: navy
3: air force
4: OMOH
5: VDV
6: spetsnaz
#16 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
Did you really think I'd fuck around with the other ones? Waste of time.
#17 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
yeah but vdv has a celebrity singer
the others dont

https://youtube.com/devicesupport
#18 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
Spetsnaz has operational freedom once things get fucked up.
#19 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
and did you see the parade back on the 9th?

your boys came out with the armata tank...possibly the worlds first gen 5 tank

i bet america is shitting itself mad that russia is winning the arms race now
User avatar #20 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
The arms race will only be a cause for concern if it continues. And the economy's due to collapse soon.

Speaking of, Putin has stated that Russia is going to help Iraq beat ISIS the fuck down.

So that's nice.
#21 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
usa wont like that

they want isis to keep stirring up shit and let usa stay there
russia actually beating isis would destroy american domination of the area
User avatar #22 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
How the fuck does that work? That's goddamn backwards - the bases were and are going to be there for years yet.
#23 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
americans want to camp down in the middle east and milk it hunting false flag terrorists forever.....
if russia actually steps in to crush them then usa's money farming days are cut short
#47 - I thought of these ******* at first. 05/22/2015 on Sir Daniel(in the works) +1
#69 - Picture 05/22/2015 on Types of Gryphons +1
#10 - Maximum kekafork but this is not messed up e…  [+] (13 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Vodkas good for you 0
#11 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
russian military for the lols

like one time an american warship looked through their scopes and saw what they thought was a russian ship on fire...they got closer and saw it was just the russians having a huge bonfire on the decks for fun

and lets not forget how the russians "negotiate' with pirates
https://youtube.com/devicesupport
User avatar #12 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
Business as usual.
#13 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
kinda where russia is better than the west

when monkey pirates hijack normal cargo ships...the owners negotiate and pay ransoms

when the oogaboogas took over a russian cargo ship...russia sent half its black sea fleet down to the coast of somalia and told them give the ship back or they'll bombard the coastal city

probably cost more to deploy the fleet than pay the ransom....but russians wont show that kinda weakness to give into pirates
User avatar #14 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
Or the fleet was already in the area and full of bored seamen.
#15 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, 1-6*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls 6**
what power should Kras join

1: army
2: navy
3: air force
4: OMOH
5: VDV
6: spetsnaz
#16 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
Did you really think I'd fuck around with the other ones? Waste of time.
#17 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
yeah but vdv has a celebrity singer
the others dont

https://youtube.com/devicesupport
#18 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
Spetsnaz has operational freedom once things get fucked up.
#19 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
and did you see the parade back on the 9th?

your boys came out with the armata tank...possibly the worlds first gen 5 tank

i bet america is shitting itself mad that russia is winning the arms race now
User avatar #20 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
The arms race will only be a cause for concern if it continues. And the economy's due to collapse soon.

Speaking of, Putin has stated that Russia is going to help Iraq beat ISIS the fuck down.

So that's nice.
#21 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
usa wont like that

they want isis to keep stirring up shit and let usa stay there
russia actually beating isis would destroy american domination of the area
User avatar #22 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
How the fuck does that work? That's goddamn backwards - the bases were and are going to be there for years yet.
#23 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
americans want to camp down in the middle east and milk it hunting false flag terrorists forever.....
if russia actually steps in to crush them then usa's money farming days are cut short
#8 - nyet I eat salt Salt ceases to exist in the …  [+] (15 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Vodkas good for you +1
#9 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
here
have some very messed up russians

https://youtube.com/devicesupport
User avatar #10 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
Maximum kekafork

but this is not messed up

everyday bullshit

is perfect fine
#11 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
russian military for the lols

like one time an american warship looked through their scopes and saw what they thought was a russian ship on fire...they got closer and saw it was just the russians having a huge bonfire on the decks for fun

and lets not forget how the russians "negotiate' with pirates
https://youtube.com/devicesupport
User avatar #12 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
Business as usual.
#13 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
kinda where russia is better than the west

when monkey pirates hijack normal cargo ships...the owners negotiate and pay ransoms

when the oogaboogas took over a russian cargo ship...russia sent half its black sea fleet down to the coast of somalia and told them give the ship back or they'll bombard the coastal city

probably cost more to deploy the fleet than pay the ransom....but russians wont show that kinda weakness to give into pirates
User avatar #14 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
Or the fleet was already in the area and full of bored seamen.
#15 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, 1-6*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls 6**
what power should Kras join

1: army
2: navy
3: air force
4: OMOH
5: VDV
6: spetsnaz
#16 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
Did you really think I'd fuck around with the other ones? Waste of time.
#17 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
yeah but vdv has a celebrity singer
the others dont

https://youtube.com/devicesupport
#18 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
Spetsnaz has operational freedom once things get fucked up.
#19 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
and did you see the parade back on the 9th?

your boys came out with the armata tank...possibly the worlds first gen 5 tank

i bet america is shitting itself mad that russia is winning the arms race now
User avatar #20 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
The arms race will only be a cause for concern if it continues. And the economy's due to collapse soon.

Speaking of, Putin has stated that Russia is going to help Iraq beat ISIS the fuck down.

So that's nice.
#21 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
usa wont like that

they want isis to keep stirring up shit and let usa stay there
russia actually beating isis would destroy american domination of the area
User avatar #22 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
How the fuck does that work? That's goddamn backwards - the bases were and are going to be there for years yet.
#23 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
americans want to camp down in the middle east and milk it hunting false flag terrorists forever.....
if russia actually steps in to crush them then usa's money farming days are cut short
#6 - This means that I've eaten the sea with all the amount of salt I eat.  [+] (17 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Vodkas good for you 0
#7 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
> kras admits he is salty
User avatar #8 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
nyet

I eat salt

Salt ceases to exist in the zone of my influence

hence why I am chill

Haiku
#9 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
here
have some very messed up russians

https://youtube.com/devicesupport
User avatar #10 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
Maximum kekafork

but this is not messed up

everyday bullshit

is perfect fine
#11 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
russian military for the lols

like one time an american warship looked through their scopes and saw what they thought was a russian ship on fire...they got closer and saw it was just the russians having a huge bonfire on the decks for fun

and lets not forget how the russians "negotiate' with pirates
https://youtube.com/devicesupport
User avatar #12 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
Business as usual.
#13 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
kinda where russia is better than the west

when monkey pirates hijack normal cargo ships...the owners negotiate and pay ransoms

when the oogaboogas took over a russian cargo ship...russia sent half its black sea fleet down to the coast of somalia and told them give the ship back or they'll bombard the coastal city

probably cost more to deploy the fleet than pay the ransom....but russians wont show that kinda weakness to give into pirates
User avatar #14 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
Or the fleet was already in the area and full of bored seamen.
#15 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, 1-6*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls 6**
what power should Kras join

1: army
2: navy
3: air force
4: OMOH
5: VDV
6: spetsnaz
#16 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
Did you really think I'd fuck around with the other ones? Waste of time.
#17 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
yeah but vdv has a celebrity singer
the others dont

https://youtube.com/devicesupport
#18 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
Spetsnaz has operational freedom once things get fucked up.
#19 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
and did you see the parade back on the 9th?

your boys came out with the armata tank...possibly the worlds first gen 5 tank

i bet america is shitting itself mad that russia is winning the arms race now
User avatar #20 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
The arms race will only be a cause for concern if it continues. And the economy's due to collapse soon.

Speaking of, Putin has stated that Russia is going to help Iraq beat ISIS the fuck down.

So that's nice.
#21 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
usa wont like that

they want isis to keep stirring up shit and let usa stay there
russia actually beating isis would destroy american domination of the area
User avatar #22 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
How the fuck does that work? That's goddamn backwards - the bases were and are going to be there for years yet.
#23 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
americans want to camp down in the middle east and milk it hunting false flag terrorists forever.....
if russia actually steps in to crush them then usa's money farming days are cut short
#4 - Technically. Just like wine is actually a fruit.  [+] (19 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Vodkas good for you +2
#5 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
technically arent all alcohols fruits and veggies

like even beer is hops and barley...aka plants
User avatar #6 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
This means that I've eaten the sea with all the amount of salt I eat.
#7 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
> kras admits he is salty
User avatar #8 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
nyet

I eat salt

Salt ceases to exist in the zone of my influence

hence why I am chill

Haiku
#9 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
here
have some very messed up russians

https://youtube.com/devicesupport
User avatar #10 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
Maximum kekafork

but this is not messed up

everyday bullshit

is perfect fine
#11 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
russian military for the lols

like one time an american warship looked through their scopes and saw what they thought was a russian ship on fire...they got closer and saw it was just the russians having a huge bonfire on the decks for fun

and lets not forget how the russians "negotiate' with pirates
https://youtube.com/devicesupport
User avatar #12 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
Business as usual.
#13 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
kinda where russia is better than the west

when monkey pirates hijack normal cargo ships...the owners negotiate and pay ransoms

when the oogaboogas took over a russian cargo ship...russia sent half its black sea fleet down to the coast of somalia and told them give the ship back or they'll bombard the coastal city

probably cost more to deploy the fleet than pay the ransom....but russians wont show that kinda weakness to give into pirates
User avatar #14 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
Or the fleet was already in the area and full of bored seamen.
#15 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, 1-6*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls 6**
what power should Kras join

1: army
2: navy
3: air force
4: OMOH
5: VDV
6: spetsnaz
#16 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
Did you really think I'd fuck around with the other ones? Waste of time.
#17 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
yeah but vdv has a celebrity singer
the others dont

https://youtube.com/devicesupport
#18 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
Spetsnaz has operational freedom once things get fucked up.
#19 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
and did you see the parade back on the 9th?

your boys came out with the armata tank...possibly the worlds first gen 5 tank

i bet america is shitting itself mad that russia is winning the arms race now
User avatar #20 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
The arms race will only be a cause for concern if it continues. And the economy's due to collapse soon.

Speaking of, Putin has stated that Russia is going to help Iraq beat ISIS the fuck down.

So that's nice.
#21 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
usa wont like that

they want isis to keep stirring up shit and let usa stay there
russia actually beating isis would destroy american domination of the area
User avatar #22 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
How the fuck does that work? That's goddamn backwards - the bases were and are going to be there for years yet.
#23 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
americans want to camp down in the middle east and milk it hunting false flag terrorists forever.....
if russia actually steps in to crush them then usa's money farming days are cut short
#62 - Careful not to be too cormy there.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2015 on Photoshop gold 0
#90 - Absolute Madman (05/22/2015) [-]
why the fuck uses that word 'corny'
#112 - 'merica  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2015 on Clouds That Actually Look... +1
#133 - ryix (05/22/2015) [-]
F*ck yeah
#111 - I see a dude with a greatsword charging. Possibly sho…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Clouds That Actually Look... +2
User avatar #132 - moldybreadcrumb (05/22/2015) [-]
I see a turtle with a greatsword charging
User avatar #113 - nexuslament (05/22/2015) [-]
it doesn't have a definitive name so its open to perspective.
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#51 - cormy (05/22/2015) [-]
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!
FOOLS! YOU'VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDER!
#64 - ventusvsroxas (05/22/2015) [-]
let me fix that for you
User avatar #62 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
Careful not to be too cormy there.
#90 - Absolute Madman (05/22/2015) [-]
why the fuck uses that word 'corny'
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User avatar #156 - arena (05/22/2015) [-]
Yea. OBVIOUSLY .
#174 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
#r00d

fo real man id str8 preci8
User avatar #175 - arena (05/22/2015) [-]
I'll give you a mention in the next upload
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User avatar #27 - warzon (05/21/2015) [-]
*BOOM, guy's head explodes, off to the storm planet to become a pysker*
#15 - solidderking (05/21/2015) [-]
Fucking Psykers, trying to kill you with their mind and shit

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#2367 - falloutsurvivor (8 hours ago) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.**
how badass is Kras
User avatar #2368 to #2367 - krasnogvardiech (8 hours ago) [-]
**krasnogvardiech used "*roll cah answer*"**
**krasnogvardiech rolls Sunshine and rainbows.**

Damn straight. Now, how badass are you?
#2369 to #2368 - falloutsurvivor (8 hours ago) [-]
so Kras is the new Tzar

and i burst into flame in the evil sun
#2370 to #2369 - krasnogvardiech (8 hours ago) [-]
So I'm the leader of a new world superpower and you become a ******* Solar Exalted?

******** , absolute ******** .
#2371 to #2370 - falloutsurvivor (7 hours ago) [-]
no no...i burst into flame aka burn to death
sunlight bad....very bad

#2372 to #2371 - krasnogvardiech (7 hours ago) [-]
So you become a ******* Fire Elemental.

For ****** sake man, I'm trying to be comparable here.
#2373 to #2372 - falloutsurvivor (7 hours ago) [-]
fine if youre trying to keep me alive ill be judge fire
#2374 to #2373 - krasnogvardiech (7 hours ago) [-]
Sweet, you're appointed to be my new Minister of Law.

If judging and being fire is all you do may as well get paid for it. And hell, you're not corrupt like the other guy.
User avatar #2378 to #2375 - krasnogvardiech (7 hours ago) [-]
That's Tsar Nicholas II. Useless ******* cunt.
#2379 to #2378 - falloutsurvivor (7 hours ago) [-]
wasnt it tsar peter who travelled the world gathering up as much knowledge from other countries for russia to learn from
User avatar #2376 to #2375 - krasnogvardiech (7 hours ago) [-]
**** you

no ******* way am I being that incompetent *******

He got cucked by Rasputin for ****** sake

Piss off with that ******** .
#2377 to #2376 - falloutsurvivor (7 hours ago) [-]
so you can be Tsar Piotr who helped russia move forwards
#2380 to #2377 - krasnogvardiech (7 hours ago) [-]
Yes.

Fancy ************ , led the empire with science and steel. Nicholas was a faggot who spent all his time partying and jacking off.
#2381 to #2380 - falloutsurvivor (7 hours ago) [-]
so Kras is tsar peter to revolutionize russia again

imagine russia more advanced than japan
User avatar #2382 to #2381 - krasnogvardiech (7 hours ago) [-]
It is a good dream.
#2383 to #2382 - falloutsurvivor (7 hours ago) [-]
russia might actually fulfil its 40K prediction of being the hub of a galactic empire

and the primarchs will be born in the urals
User avatar #2384 to #2383 - krasnogvardiech (7 hours ago) [-]
Hell no, wasn't the Emperor's laboratory underneath the Himalayas?
#2385 to #2384 - falloutsurvivor (7 hours ago) [-]
just checked....his lab was actually on the moon

though im sure the 40k novels said the urals
i hate how they keep retconning 40k
#2363 - falloutsurvivor (21 hours ago) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls A crappy little hand.**
how gay is Kras
User avatar #2364 to #2363 - krasnogvardiech (20 hours ago) [-]
boo

None of that.

Crash Bandcoot playan here. Thinking of a sauna tomorrow.
#2365 to #2364 - falloutsurvivor (20 hours ago) [-]
< kras moment
User avatar #2366 to #2365 - krasnogvardiech (19 hours ago) [-]
yaaaassssss
#2361 - falloutsurvivor (05/25/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Naruto headbands.**
what is kras superpower
#2360 - rageblade (05/25/2015) [-]
is the lazy bear awake?
#2354 - falloutsurvivor (05/24/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor buys Kras a russian havoc copter**
User avatar #2355 to #2354 - krasnogvardiech (05/24/2015) [-]
ffs kurze

i need to sleep

stop tempting me from it
#2356 to #2355 - falloutsurvivor (05/24/2015) [-]
wtf its only 10pm
you lazy blob
User avatar #2357 to #2356 - krasnogvardiech (05/24/2015) [-]
I need to get up for work tomorrow tho

and my alarms fail to wake me.
#2358 to #2357 - falloutsurvivor (05/24/2015) [-]
lazy bear does not wake easily
#2353 - rageblade (05/23/2015) [-]
i think we need to post fake porn of kras out in the fields with the sheep
#2351 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
*sniffs*
i smell borscht
kras must have logged in
User avatar #2352 to #2351 - krasnogvardiech (05/23/2015) [-]
Playing Hellgate London. Wazup?
#2350 - rageblade (05/21/2015) [-]
that moment when kras met admin
https://youtube.com/devicesupport
#2347 - falloutsurvivor (05/16/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Flash flooding.**
what kinda tv show should we put kras in
#2349 to #2347 - falloutsurvivor (05/16/2015) [-]
great
kras brings his rasputitsa to new zealand
User avatar #2348 to #2347 - krasnogvardiech (05/16/2015) [-]
Nice, surfing.
#2341 - rageblade (05/15/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll cah answer*"**
**rageblade rolls Hot Pockets©.**
what kind of girlfriend does kras need
#2343 to #2342 - rageblade (05/15/2015) [-]
what\you dont want a girl who will bring you food randomly through the day
User avatar #2344 to #2343 - krasnogvardiech (05/15/2015) [-]
That will interfere with my bringing her food randomly through the day though.
#2345 to #2344 - rageblade (05/15/2015) [-]
*prods Kras belly*
you'll feed each other to death
User avatar #2346 to #2345 - krasnogvardiech (05/16/2015) [-]
So romantic.
#2340 - rageblade (05/15/2015) [-]
> play rust
> walk near bear
> bear charges

goddam even in pc games, russians are edgy
#2339 - falloutsurvivor (05/13/2015) [-]
*pokes kras with a stick*
#2337 - falloutsurvivor (05/12/2015) [-]
Kras
stop buying alcohol and buy better internet
User avatar #2338 to #2337 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2015) [-]
Maybe on Wednesday.
#2334 - rageblade (05/11/2015) [-]
Krassie
come join me in Rust

surely a little soviet farmer would like building his own house, hunting animals for food, and living off the land
User avatar #2335 to #2334 - krasnogvardiech (05/11/2015) [-]
Sounds fukken nice, but it's an internet game. Thus, I can't play it. Connection 2 **** .
#2336 to #2335 - rageblade (05/12/2015) [-]
its called buy a better internet provider
#2333 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
*jumps onto Kras' back*
onwards noble steed

URAAAAAAAA
#2332 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
and thats how Kras gets the girls

#2315 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
I am heavy weapons Krasnogvardiech
and this is maya malushka
User avatar #2316 to #2315 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Not enough bear hands in employ. You need to kill a bear and take its hands with your bare hands for them to be bear hands.
#2319 to #2318 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
not true

you dont have right to whole bear

motherland IS whole bear
#2321 to #2320 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
....then theres your country ukraine

#2322 to #2321 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Such is life in the zone.
#2323 to #2322 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
STALKER

Soviet Tragedy Always Leaves Kras Eating Rubbish
#2324 to #2323 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Food is rubbish, but we make do.
#2325 to #2324 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
but remember

at least you aint american

half their food is synthetic
#2326 to #2325 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
не моя проблема
#2327 to #2326 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
yeah in new zealand
food is okay.....the water is ****
#2328 to #2327 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Only in big cities.

Go to Queenstown or another mountain-lake city. Water is ******* purest **** ever.
#2329 to #2328 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
dont they fluoridate all water in new zealand

aka **** in it
User avatar #2330 to #2329 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Yep. But to be fair, that's only past all the farms, factories, meat processing plants, chemical plants... you see what I mean?

Mountain water is drinkable straight from the lake, even if ducks and fish **** in it.

Mountain water fresh from completely pure lakes? Bruh come on the refractory period ain't even over yet.
#2331 to #2330 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
where do you live
#2312 - falloutsurvivor (05/08/2015) [-]
*puts Kras in a meat grinder and makes bear pie*
User avatar #2313 to #2312 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
But then how will I ******** ?
#2314 to #2313 - falloutsurvivor (05/08/2015) [-]
idk but i think a kras bear / vodka / borscht pie might make me **** myself

so theres some ****
#2282 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
for mother russia
for mother russia
#2303 to #2282 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
/tg/ don't give a single **** about hating anything outside the various editions of 40k. Here's a taster.
#2304 to #2303 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
i will give it a try. but later.

play with me
User avatar #2305 to #2304 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Link to game?

They're various stories I collected over the years. To hell with it, I'll put it up as content.
User avatar #2306 to #2305 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
agar.io/


lets play with russian server
User avatar #2307 to #2306 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Fukken sweet. ******** as it may be, tho, I have to head out for the night.

Goodbye, Stalker.
User avatar #2309 to #2307 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
or morning
User avatar #2308 to #2307 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
good night
#2283 to #2282 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
You know it. remove ******** tho

#2284 to #2283 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
russians are weebs by themselves

what are you defect thing or something?
#2285 to #2284 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Nyet

just not a serf
User avatar #2286 to #2285 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
***** WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN NZ?
User avatar #2287 to #2286 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Chillin'. ****** nice down here.
User avatar #2288 to #2287 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
you leave near konrad?
User avatar #2289 to #2288 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Not far if you count an ocean and nearly the entire length of the country as pretty close .

So in short, nah mate.
#2290 to #2289 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
>TFW NZ kiwi fruit
#2291 to #2290 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Gotta admit, it's pretty good.
User avatar #2292 to #2291 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
indeed.

unlike the Italian kiwis they suck!
#2293 to #2292 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Why? I've not had them so I have to ask.
User avatar #2294 to #2293 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
can we have kiwis as pets
User avatar #2295 to #2294 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Considering they're nocturnal, finicky as hell about their habitation, legally impossible to get a hold of and have their eggs eaten by ******* possums, I'd say no.

Doable, but not feasible. Why, you like 'em?
User avatar #2296 to #2295 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
they look adorable

i once had a chicken as a pet but then we feasted on it.
User avatar #2297 to #2296 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
They're tiny. Those leaves in the above picture are as big as your hand from base of palm to fingertip.
User avatar #2298 to #2297 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
well. i dont think they can handle this ****** weather in kuwait
User avatar #2299 to #2298 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Dense forests are where they're best. Free of night-time land predators.
User avatar #2300 to #2299 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
>brings kiwis to kuwait
>kiwis evaporates
User avatar #2301 to #2300 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Lel, prolly.

Are you by chance a fan of /tg/ stories? My collection is... extensive.
User avatar #2302 to #2301 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
nien

i dont go to hate chans much.
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