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Video Games Played: Mass Effect (series), Halo 4, Metro: Last Light, Farcry 3, Deadpool: the game, Borderlands 2, Singularity, Darksiders 2, probably other ones that I've forgot right about now.
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Interests: Warhammer 40k, Aviation, Mechanical engineering, Physics, Writing fiction, Firearms, Automobiles, Aircraft, Gaming, Reading, various other things.
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I'm fucked in the head. That's about all there is to say.

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#1482 - Isolate the connection between heart and brain. Want to start …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/06/2014 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
User avatar #1483 - lordgeneral (06/06/2014) [-]
sure, I guess.
User avatar #1484 - krasnogvardiech (06/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #1485 - lordgeneral (06/06/2014) [-]
on another note, I've been so aggressively fueled by rage and sadness that I've won every league game I played today...
#1486 - krasnogvardiech (06/06/2014) [-]
Trauma is the key to success in league.
Who'd have thought?
#1480 - I see. What do you want to go do, then? Let's g…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/06/2014 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
User avatar #1481 - lordgeneral (06/06/2014) [-]
I do roleplay, yes.

and you know what I want to do? honestly?

I want to drink. drink until I pass out and then repeat the process until I don't wake up anymore.
I want to drink until I've stopped looking back through my memories and analyzing every conversation I ever had with her.
I want to drink until my heart stops hurting.
User avatar #1482 - krasnogvardiech (06/06/2014) [-]
Isolate the connection between heart and brain. Want to start something up? I have this online function where two people can edit a piece.
User avatar #1483 - lordgeneral (06/06/2014) [-]
sure, I guess.
User avatar #1484 - krasnogvardiech (06/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #1485 - lordgeneral (06/06/2014) [-]
on another note, I've been so aggressively fueled by rage and sadness that I've won every league game I played today...
#1486 - krasnogvardiech (06/06/2014) [-]
Trauma is the key to success in league.
Who'd have thought?
#1478 - I see. Want to go play Warframe?  [+] (8 new replies) 06/06/2014 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
User avatar #1479 - lordgeneral (06/06/2014) [-]
dude, she's the one that got me into that game. you don't even know how much I loathe it right now. that aside, I can't shoot straight, IRL or Vidya. I've missed shots on my back porch I haven't missed since I was a toddler.
User avatar #1480 - krasnogvardiech (06/06/2014) [-]
I see. What do you want to go do, then?

Let's get shit rolling. You'll feel better when doing something unrelated.
Say, one thing. Do you RP? As in write stories on two-player mode?
User avatar #1481 - lordgeneral (06/06/2014) [-]
I do roleplay, yes.

and you know what I want to do? honestly?

I want to drink. drink until I pass out and then repeat the process until I don't wake up anymore.
I want to drink until I've stopped looking back through my memories and analyzing every conversation I ever had with her.
I want to drink until my heart stops hurting.
User avatar #1482 - krasnogvardiech (06/06/2014) [-]
Isolate the connection between heart and brain. Want to start something up? I have this online function where two people can edit a piece.
User avatar #1483 - lordgeneral (06/06/2014) [-]
sure, I guess.
User avatar #1484 - krasnogvardiech (06/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #1485 - lordgeneral (06/06/2014) [-]
on another note, I've been so aggressively fueled by rage and sadness that I've won every league game I played today...
#1486 - krasnogvardiech (06/06/2014) [-]
Trauma is the key to success in league.
Who'd have thought?
#1476 - Mate, I don't quite think you knew what you were asking for wh…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/06/2014 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
User avatar #1477 - lordgeneral (06/06/2014) [-]
four fucking years. I've been there for her. let her lean on me. provided for her. and then she ends it.
#1478 - krasnogvardiech (06/06/2014) [-]
I see.

Want to go play Warframe?
User avatar #1479 - lordgeneral (06/06/2014) [-]
dude, she's the one that got me into that game. you don't even know how much I loathe it right now. that aside, I can't shoot straight, IRL or Vidya. I've missed shots on my back porch I haven't missed since I was a toddler.
User avatar #1480 - krasnogvardiech (06/06/2014) [-]
I see. What do you want to go do, then?

Let's get shit rolling. You'll feel better when doing something unrelated.
Say, one thing. Do you RP? As in write stories on two-player mode?
User avatar #1481 - lordgeneral (06/06/2014) [-]
I do roleplay, yes.

and you know what I want to do? honestly?

I want to drink. drink until I pass out and then repeat the process until I don't wake up anymore.
I want to drink until I've stopped looking back through my memories and analyzing every conversation I ever had with her.
I want to drink until my heart stops hurting.
User avatar #1482 - krasnogvardiech (06/06/2014) [-]
Isolate the connection between heart and brain. Want to start something up? I have this online function where two people can edit a piece.
User avatar #1483 - lordgeneral (06/06/2014) [-]
sure, I guess.
User avatar #1484 - krasnogvardiech (06/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #1485 - lordgeneral (06/06/2014) [-]
on another note, I've been so aggressively fueled by rage and sadness that I've won every league game I played today...
#1486 - krasnogvardiech (06/06/2014) [-]
Trauma is the key to success in league.
Who'd have thought?
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#301 - YAYAYAYAYA! HASSAN IS MY INSPIRATION, I LEARN ALL I KNOW FROM …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/04/2014 on Does the Queen even die? 0
#308 - rawryrawr (06/06/2014) [-]
could i pay u in this?
User avatar #309 - krasnogvardiech (06/06/2014) [-]
YES MY FRIEND A DANCE OF THE SKELETON IS WORTH 2 SHEKELS. I WILL GIVE YOU USED CAMEL, AND PERFECTLY FINE DATES!
User avatar #305 - blokrokker (06/04/2014) [-]
FIVE SHEKELS? HOW COULD I RESIST SUCH A BARGAIN? I WILL PURCHASE THIS FINE USED CAMEL!
#63 - HAHAAA! ALWAYS GOOD TO MAKE FINEANDMOSTVALUEDCUSTOMERFRIEND HA…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/03/2014 on Does the Queen even die? +3
User avatar #180 - blokrokker (06/03/2014) [-]
CRAZY KRASNOGVARDIECH? YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO KNOW MY FRIEND CRAZY HASSAN WOULD YOU? HE SOLD ME A WONDERFUL USED CAMEL JUST THE OTHER DAY!
User avatar #301 - krasnogvardiech (06/04/2014) [-]
YAYAYAYAYA! HASSAN IS MY INSPIRATION, I LEARN ALL I KNOW FROM HIM!

CAN I INTEREST YOU IN A FINE USED CAMEL? SADDLE, DATES, STIRRUPS AND FREE WINESKIN OF WATER ALL YOURS FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF 5 SHEKELS!

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE! BUY WITHIN THE NEXT TWO MINUTES AND I WILL INCLUDE A WHOLE ANOTHER CAMEL, COMPLETE WITH ALL OF THE ADD-ONS FOR ABSOLUTELY FREE!
#308 - rawryrawr (06/06/2014) [-]
could i pay u in this?
User avatar #309 - krasnogvardiech (06/06/2014) [-]
YES MY FRIEND A DANCE OF THE SKELETON IS WORTH 2 SHEKELS. I WILL GIVE YOU USED CAMEL, AND PERFECTLY FINE DATES!
User avatar #305 - blokrokker (06/04/2014) [-]
FIVE SHEKELS? HOW COULD I RESIST SUCH A BARGAIN? I WILL PURCHASE THIS FINE USED CAMEL!
User avatar #70 - wulphshadowtail (06/03/2014) [-]
THAT IS TRICK. MOTHERLAND HAS NO SUMMER, ONLY WARM WINTER
#57 - HAHAAA, THAT WAS A TRICK PROPOSAL AS WELL! FOR YOU SEE, IF YOU…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/03/2014 on Does the Queen even die? +4
#60 - sedrosken (06/03/2014) [-]
I WOULD LIKE PURCHASING SUCH MAJESTIC ANIMAL

I GIVE YOU TWENTY SHEKELS! KEEP CHANGE!
User avatar #63 - krasnogvardiech (06/03/2014) [-]
HAHAAA! ALWAYS GOOD TO MAKE FINEANDMOSTVALUEDCUSTOMERFRIEND HAPPY! TELL YOUR WIFE, TELL YOUR FRIENDS, TELL YOUR FAMILY!

CRAZY KRASNOGVARDIECH IS ALWAYS HAVING EXCELLENT DEALS! WAIT HALF THE YEAR AND WE CAN SHOW YOU THE BIG SUMMER BLOWOUT, WITH HOVERCAMEL AND FREE SADDLES FOR EVERYON!
User avatar #180 - blokrokker (06/03/2014) [-]
CRAZY KRASNOGVARDIECH? YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO KNOW MY FRIEND CRAZY HASSAN WOULD YOU? HE SOLD ME A WONDERFUL USED CAMEL JUST THE OTHER DAY!
User avatar #301 - krasnogvardiech (06/04/2014) [-]
YAYAYAYAYA! HASSAN IS MY INSPIRATION, I LEARN ALL I KNOW FROM HIM!

CAN I INTEREST YOU IN A FINE USED CAMEL? SADDLE, DATES, STIRRUPS AND FREE WINESKIN OF WATER ALL YOURS FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF 5 SHEKELS!

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE! BUY WITHIN THE NEXT TWO MINUTES AND I WILL INCLUDE A WHOLE ANOTHER CAMEL, COMPLETE WITH ALL OF THE ADD-ONS FOR ABSOLUTELY FREE!
#308 - rawryrawr (06/06/2014) [-]
could i pay u in this?
User avatar #309 - krasnogvardiech (06/06/2014) [-]
YES MY FRIEND A DANCE OF THE SKELETON IS WORTH 2 SHEKELS. I WILL GIVE YOU USED CAMEL, AND PERFECTLY FINE DATES!
User avatar #305 - blokrokker (06/04/2014) [-]
FIVE SHEKELS? HOW COULD I RESIST SUCH A BARGAIN? I WILL PURCHASE THIS FINE USED CAMEL!
User avatar #70 - wulphshadowtail (06/03/2014) [-]
THAT IS TRICK. MOTHERLAND HAS NO SUMMER, ONLY WARM WINTER
#55 - RIFLE? HAHAHAH NO! REAL MEN DO NOT NEED RIFLE TO HUNT BEAR! …  [+] (10 new replies) 06/03/2014 on Does the Queen even die? +4
User avatar #56 - wulphshadowtail (06/03/2014) [-]
GOOD. WAS TRICK OF QUESTION COMRADE. ALL KNOW TRUE MEN OF MOTHERLAND NEED NO SUCH EXTRAVAGANCE.
User avatar #57 - krasnogvardiech (06/03/2014) [-]
HAHAAA, THAT WAS A TRICK PROPOSAL AS WELL! FOR YOU SEE, IF YOU CLEVERELY UNZIP THE BEAR TRAPS YOU WILL FIND THAT THEY ARE INDEED NOT BEAR TRAPS BUT INSTEAD CAMELS LOADED WITH BEAR TRAPS!

SO WHAT IS THE FINAL OFFER! TWO SHEKELS! I WILL PLACE FOURTEEN CAMELS APIECE, EACH LOADED WITH TWENTY BEAR TRAPS EACH! WILL LAST YOU ALL OF BEAR HUNTING WINTER SEASON! CAMEL VERY GOOD, GO VERY GOOD IN COLD!

TWO SHEKELS IS THE OFFER, FRIEND! WHAT SAY YOU?
#60 - sedrosken (06/03/2014) [-]
I WOULD LIKE PURCHASING SUCH MAJESTIC ANIMAL

I GIVE YOU TWENTY SHEKELS! KEEP CHANGE!
User avatar #63 - krasnogvardiech (06/03/2014) [-]
HAHAAA! ALWAYS GOOD TO MAKE FINEANDMOSTVALUEDCUSTOMERFRIEND HAPPY! TELL YOUR WIFE, TELL YOUR FRIENDS, TELL YOUR FAMILY!

CRAZY KRASNOGVARDIECH IS ALWAYS HAVING EXCELLENT DEALS! WAIT HALF THE YEAR AND WE CAN SHOW YOU THE BIG SUMMER BLOWOUT, WITH HOVERCAMEL AND FREE SADDLES FOR EVERYON!
User avatar #180 - blokrokker (06/03/2014) [-]
CRAZY KRASNOGVARDIECH? YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO KNOW MY FRIEND CRAZY HASSAN WOULD YOU? HE SOLD ME A WONDERFUL USED CAMEL JUST THE OTHER DAY!
User avatar #301 - krasnogvardiech (06/04/2014) [-]
YAYAYAYAYA! HASSAN IS MY INSPIRATION, I LEARN ALL I KNOW FROM HIM!

CAN I INTEREST YOU IN A FINE USED CAMEL? SADDLE, DATES, STIRRUPS AND FREE WINESKIN OF WATER ALL YOURS FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF 5 SHEKELS!

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE! BUY WITHIN THE NEXT TWO MINUTES AND I WILL INCLUDE A WHOLE ANOTHER CAMEL, COMPLETE WITH ALL OF THE ADD-ONS FOR ABSOLUTELY FREE!
#308 - rawryrawr (06/06/2014) [-]
could i pay u in this?
User avatar #309 - krasnogvardiech (06/06/2014) [-]
YES MY FRIEND A DANCE OF THE SKELETON IS WORTH 2 SHEKELS. I WILL GIVE YOU USED CAMEL, AND PERFECTLY FINE DATES!
User avatar #305 - blokrokker (06/04/2014) [-]
FIVE SHEKELS? HOW COULD I RESIST SUCH A BARGAIN? I WILL PURCHASE THIS FINE USED CAMEL!
User avatar #70 - wulphshadowtail (06/03/2014) [-]
THAT IS TRICK. MOTHERLAND HAS NO SUMMER, ONLY WARM WINTER
#54 - WEIGELS? HAHAHAHA NO! I AM CRAZY KRASNOGVARDIECH AND I HAVE A … 06/03/2014 on Does the Queen even die? +3
#51 - CAR? HAHAHAHA NO! CAMELS CAN TAKE YOU TO ALL THE PLACES YOUR L…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/03/2014 on Does the Queen even die? 0
User avatar #53 - cubicalpayload (06/03/2014) [-]
Fine fine. A camel I shall get. I hear Weigels has some.
User avatar #54 - krasnogvardiech (06/03/2014) [-]
WEIGELS? HAHAHAHA NO! I AM CRAZY KRASNOGVARDIECH AND I HAVE A USED CAMEL SPECIALLY FOR YOU!

I PLACE ON OFFER A SKY CAMEL - AND IF YOU BUY, WINGS INSTALLED FOR ABSOLUTELY FREE!

BUT BE OF WAIT, THERE'S MORE! IF YOU PURCHASE SKY CAMEL WITH ROCKET I WILL ADD ON NOT ONE, BUT SIXTEEN EXTRA ROCKETS FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF FOURTEEN SHEKELS!

THAT IS A SAVING OF ROUGHLY TWO TRILLION SHEKELS MADE!

SO BUY NOW AND I WILL ADD ON NOT ONE BUT SEVENTEEN ROCKETS ONTO YOUR SKY CAMEL!
#49 - WELL MAAANY THANKS TO YOU! I AM CRAZY KRASNOGVARDIECH AND MY M…  [+] (12 new replies) 06/03/2014 on Does the Queen even die? +6
User avatar #52 - wulphshadowtail (06/03/2014) [-]
HMM, I DON'T KNOW. DOES SIBERIAN CAMEL COME WITH BEAR HUNTING RIFLE?
User avatar #55 - krasnogvardiech (06/03/2014) [-]
RIFLE? HAHAHAH NO! REAL MEN DO NOT NEED RIFLE TO HUNT BEAR!

WORKER'S CAMEL IS EXQUISITELY PREPARED FOR SUCH EXPEDITION! FRIENDANDGREATLYVALUEDCUSTOMER PREVIOUS USER KEPT HER EXQUISITELY PREPARED, WITH ACID SPIT INSTALLED AND CERTIFIED WITH THE WARRANTY!

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE! IF YOU PURCHASE THIS CAMEL I WILL OFFER YOU SIXTEEN HUNTING GRADE BEAR-TRAPS FOR ABSOLUTELY FREE! WHY WASTE SHEKELS ON BULLETS AND SILLY RIFLE THAT CAN JAM WHEN YOU CAN PURCHASE KILLING GLOVES OF BOXING AND PUNCH THE BABY BEAR OUT WITH YOUR BEAR HANDS?

BUY NOW AND I WILL ATTACH BEAR TRAPS AND KILLING GLOVES OF BOXING TO THE BARGAIN! THAT IS A SAVING OF TWENTY SHEKELS FOR JUST THE PRICE OF ONE USED CAMEL!
User avatar #56 - wulphshadowtail (06/03/2014) [-]
GOOD. WAS TRICK OF QUESTION COMRADE. ALL KNOW TRUE MEN OF MOTHERLAND NEED NO SUCH EXTRAVAGANCE.
User avatar #57 - krasnogvardiech (06/03/2014) [-]
HAHAAA, THAT WAS A TRICK PROPOSAL AS WELL! FOR YOU SEE, IF YOU CLEVERELY UNZIP THE BEAR TRAPS YOU WILL FIND THAT THEY ARE INDEED NOT BEAR TRAPS BUT INSTEAD CAMELS LOADED WITH BEAR TRAPS!

SO WHAT IS THE FINAL OFFER! TWO SHEKELS! I WILL PLACE FOURTEEN CAMELS APIECE, EACH LOADED WITH TWENTY BEAR TRAPS EACH! WILL LAST YOU ALL OF BEAR HUNTING WINTER SEASON! CAMEL VERY GOOD, GO VERY GOOD IN COLD!

TWO SHEKELS IS THE OFFER, FRIEND! WHAT SAY YOU?
#60 - sedrosken (06/03/2014) [-]
I WOULD LIKE PURCHASING SUCH MAJESTIC ANIMAL

I GIVE YOU TWENTY SHEKELS! KEEP CHANGE!
User avatar #63 - krasnogvardiech (06/03/2014) [-]
HAHAAA! ALWAYS GOOD TO MAKE FINEANDMOSTVALUEDCUSTOMERFRIEND HAPPY! TELL YOUR WIFE, TELL YOUR FRIENDS, TELL YOUR FAMILY!

CRAZY KRASNOGVARDIECH IS ALWAYS HAVING EXCELLENT DEALS! WAIT HALF THE YEAR AND WE CAN SHOW YOU THE BIG SUMMER BLOWOUT, WITH HOVERCAMEL AND FREE SADDLES FOR EVERYON!
User avatar #180 - blokrokker (06/03/2014) [-]
CRAZY KRASNOGVARDIECH? YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO KNOW MY FRIEND CRAZY HASSAN WOULD YOU? HE SOLD ME A WONDERFUL USED CAMEL JUST THE OTHER DAY!
User avatar #301 - krasnogvardiech (06/04/2014) [-]
YAYAYAYAYA! HASSAN IS MY INSPIRATION, I LEARN ALL I KNOW FROM HIM!

CAN I INTEREST YOU IN A FINE USED CAMEL? SADDLE, DATES, STIRRUPS AND FREE WINESKIN OF WATER ALL YOURS FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF 5 SHEKELS!

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE! BUY WITHIN THE NEXT TWO MINUTES AND I WILL INCLUDE A WHOLE ANOTHER CAMEL, COMPLETE WITH ALL OF THE ADD-ONS FOR ABSOLUTELY FREE!
#308 - rawryrawr (06/06/2014) [-]
could i pay u in this?
User avatar #309 - krasnogvardiech (06/06/2014) [-]
YES MY FRIEND A DANCE OF THE SKELETON IS WORTH 2 SHEKELS. I WILL GIVE YOU USED CAMEL, AND PERFECTLY FINE DATES!
User avatar #305 - blokrokker (06/04/2014) [-]
FIVE SHEKELS? HOW COULD I RESIST SUCH A BARGAIN? I WILL PURCHASE THIS FINE USED CAMEL!
User avatar #70 - wulphshadowtail (06/03/2014) [-]
THAT IS TRICK. MOTHERLAND HAS NO SUMMER, ONLY WARM WINTER
#2380 - **krasnogvardiech rolled image ** GLORIOUS … 06/03/2014 on Admin is going to ban you 0
#46 - WHAT? NONONONONO YOU HAVE IT WRONG! HORSE WORSE THAN CAMEL, WO…  [+] (18 new replies) 06/03/2014 on Does the Queen even die? +12
User avatar #48 - cubicalpayload (06/03/2014) [-]
Excuse me, I was wrong. I would rather have a car.
User avatar #51 - krasnogvardiech (06/03/2014) [-]
CAR? HAHAHAHA NO! CAMELS CAN TAKE YOU TO ALL THE PLACES YOUR LITTLE CAR COULD NEVER!

IN FJORD AND QUICKSAND AND OVER ICE CAR BREAKS DOWN AND DIES BY THE ENVIRONMENT! GLORIOUS CAMEL CAN SENSE WEAK ICE, TRAVERSE STEEP FJORD CLIFF AND TREATS QUICKSAND AS IF IT WERE NOTHING!

FOR LOW PRICE OF ONE! ONE SINGLE SHEKEL I WILL SELL TO YOU CAMEL!
User avatar #53 - cubicalpayload (06/03/2014) [-]
Fine fine. A camel I shall get. I hear Weigels has some.
User avatar #54 - krasnogvardiech (06/03/2014) [-]
WEIGELS? HAHAHAHA NO! I AM CRAZY KRASNOGVARDIECH AND I HAVE A USED CAMEL SPECIALLY FOR YOU!

I PLACE ON OFFER A SKY CAMEL - AND IF YOU BUY, WINGS INSTALLED FOR ABSOLUTELY FREE!

BUT BE OF WAIT, THERE'S MORE! IF YOU PURCHASE SKY CAMEL WITH ROCKET I WILL ADD ON NOT ONE, BUT SIXTEEN EXTRA ROCKETS FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF FOURTEEN SHEKELS!

THAT IS A SAVING OF ROUGHLY TWO TRILLION SHEKELS MADE!

SO BUY NOW AND I WILL ADD ON NOT ONE BUT SEVENTEEN ROCKETS ONTO YOUR SKY CAMEL!
User avatar #47 - wulphshadowtail (06/03/2014) [-]
I WOULD LIKE CAMEL COMRADE. I WILL TRADE MANY STORY FOR IT.
User avatar #49 - krasnogvardiech (06/03/2014) [-]
WELL MAAANY THANKS TO YOU! I AM CRAZY KRASNOGVARDIECH AND MY MADNESS IS YOUR BARGAIN!

FOR YOU, LIMITED TIME, I HAVE ON OFFER THE WORKER'S CAMEL! GREAT VALUE, DILIGENTLY CARED FOR BY ITS FORMER OWNER! GREAT PRIDE OF SIBERIA, FULL EQUIPPED FOR WINTER TRAVEL!

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! BUY ANY CAMEL WITHIN THE NEXT TWENTY MINUTES AND I WILL GIFT YOU THIS CAMEL ABSOLUTELY FREE!
User avatar #52 - wulphshadowtail (06/03/2014) [-]
HMM, I DON'T KNOW. DOES SIBERIAN CAMEL COME WITH BEAR HUNTING RIFLE?
User avatar #55 - krasnogvardiech (06/03/2014) [-]
RIFLE? HAHAHAH NO! REAL MEN DO NOT NEED RIFLE TO HUNT BEAR!

WORKER'S CAMEL IS EXQUISITELY PREPARED FOR SUCH EXPEDITION! FRIENDANDGREATLYVALUEDCUSTOMER PREVIOUS USER KEPT HER EXQUISITELY PREPARED, WITH ACID SPIT INSTALLED AND CERTIFIED WITH THE WARRANTY!

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE! IF YOU PURCHASE THIS CAMEL I WILL OFFER YOU SIXTEEN HUNTING GRADE BEAR-TRAPS FOR ABSOLUTELY FREE! WHY WASTE SHEKELS ON BULLETS AND SILLY RIFLE THAT CAN JAM WHEN YOU CAN PURCHASE KILLING GLOVES OF BOXING AND PUNCH THE BABY BEAR OUT WITH YOUR BEAR HANDS?

BUY NOW AND I WILL ATTACH BEAR TRAPS AND KILLING GLOVES OF BOXING TO THE BARGAIN! THAT IS A SAVING OF TWENTY SHEKELS FOR JUST THE PRICE OF ONE USED CAMEL!
User avatar #56 - wulphshadowtail (06/03/2014) [-]
GOOD. WAS TRICK OF QUESTION COMRADE. ALL KNOW TRUE MEN OF MOTHERLAND NEED NO SUCH EXTRAVAGANCE.
User avatar #57 - krasnogvardiech (06/03/2014) [-]
HAHAAA, THAT WAS A TRICK PROPOSAL AS WELL! FOR YOU SEE, IF YOU CLEVERELY UNZIP THE BEAR TRAPS YOU WILL FIND THAT THEY ARE INDEED NOT BEAR TRAPS BUT INSTEAD CAMELS LOADED WITH BEAR TRAPS!

SO WHAT IS THE FINAL OFFER! TWO SHEKELS! I WILL PLACE FOURTEEN CAMELS APIECE, EACH LOADED WITH TWENTY BEAR TRAPS EACH! WILL LAST YOU ALL OF BEAR HUNTING WINTER SEASON! CAMEL VERY GOOD, GO VERY GOOD IN COLD!

TWO SHEKELS IS THE OFFER, FRIEND! WHAT SAY YOU?
#60 - sedrosken (06/03/2014) [-]
I WOULD LIKE PURCHASING SUCH MAJESTIC ANIMAL

I GIVE YOU TWENTY SHEKELS! KEEP CHANGE!
User avatar #63 - krasnogvardiech (06/03/2014) [-]
HAHAAA! ALWAYS GOOD TO MAKE FINEANDMOSTVALUEDCUSTOMERFRIEND HAPPY! TELL YOUR WIFE, TELL YOUR FRIENDS, TELL YOUR FAMILY!

CRAZY KRASNOGVARDIECH IS ALWAYS HAVING EXCELLENT DEALS! WAIT HALF THE YEAR AND WE CAN SHOW YOU THE BIG SUMMER BLOWOUT, WITH HOVERCAMEL AND FREE SADDLES FOR EVERYON!
User avatar #180 - blokrokker (06/03/2014) [-]
CRAZY KRASNOGVARDIECH? YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO KNOW MY FRIEND CRAZY HASSAN WOULD YOU? HE SOLD ME A WONDERFUL USED CAMEL JUST THE OTHER DAY!
User avatar #301 - krasnogvardiech (06/04/2014) [-]
YAYAYAYAYA! HASSAN IS MY INSPIRATION, I LEARN ALL I KNOW FROM HIM!

CAN I INTEREST YOU IN A FINE USED CAMEL? SADDLE, DATES, STIRRUPS AND FREE WINESKIN OF WATER ALL YOURS FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF 5 SHEKELS!

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE! BUY WITHIN THE NEXT TWO MINUTES AND I WILL INCLUDE A WHOLE ANOTHER CAMEL, COMPLETE WITH ALL OF THE ADD-ONS FOR ABSOLUTELY FREE!
#308 - rawryrawr (06/06/2014) [-]
could i pay u in this?
User avatar #309 - krasnogvardiech (06/06/2014) [-]
YES MY FRIEND A DANCE OF THE SKELETON IS WORTH 2 SHEKELS. I WILL GIVE YOU USED CAMEL, AND PERFECTLY FINE DATES!
User avatar #305 - blokrokker (06/04/2014) [-]
FIVE SHEKELS? HOW COULD I RESIST SUCH A BARGAIN? I WILL PURCHASE THIS FINE USED CAMEL!
User avatar #70 - wulphshadowtail (06/03/2014) [-]
THAT IS TRICK. MOTHERLAND HAS NO SUMMER, ONLY WARM WINTER
#62 - I spent a few points on Perception. 06/03/2014 on World War Crow +1
#91 - He's out of Mass Effect, actually. Old, experienced as hell, d… 06/03/2014 on You drop in 5 0
#598 - Haha, cheers. And no worries. Howzit?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2014 on Summon 0
User avatar #603 - mewcubed (06/03/2014) [-]
Pretty good. I'm going to message you on skyper
#11 - "What the... Frick frack diddly dack patty whack snic…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/02/2014 on World War Crow +17
#21 - confogl (06/02/2014) [-]
**confogl rolled image** Good eyes, buddy.
User avatar #62 - krasnogvardiech (06/03/2014) [-]
I spent a few points on Perception.
User avatar #34 - garaichu (06/02/2014) [-]
"Good eyes, smoothskin."

FTFY
#15 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 06/02/2014 on Mr. Rogers Speech +43
User avatar #75 - archangel (06/02/2014) [-]
Look i tried being that guy
I tried being an exorcist but holy water gave me an erection
#25 - anonymous (06/02/2014) [-]
Mission Accomplished
#32 - And the majestic reply one solitary devou/tg/uardsman left.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2014 on You drop in 5 +7
#39 - captnnorway (06/02/2014) [-]
I got one, you already posted my fav so I though I'd post another as thank.
#31 - A horrific troll that succeeded...  [+] (2 new replies) 06/02/2014 on You drop in 5 +1
#32 - krasnogvardiech (06/02/2014) [-]
And the majestic reply one solitary devou/tg/uardsman left.
#39 - captnnorway (06/02/2014) [-]
I got one, you already posted my fav so I though I'd post another as thank.
#30 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 06/02/2014 on You drop in 5 +2
#31 - krasnogvardiech (06/02/2014) [-]
A horrific troll that succeeded...
#32 - krasnogvardiech (06/02/2014) [-]
And the majestic reply one solitary devou/tg/uardsman left.
#39 - captnnorway (06/02/2014) [-]
I got one, you already posted my fav so I though I'd post another as thank.
#29 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 06/02/2014 on You drop in 5 +2
#30 - krasnogvardiech (06/02/2014) [-]
#31 - krasnogvardiech (06/02/2014) [-]
A horrific troll that succeeded...
#32 - krasnogvardiech (06/02/2014) [-]
And the majestic reply one solitary devou/tg/uardsman left.
#39 - captnnorway (06/02/2014) [-]
I got one, you already posted my fav so I though I'd post another as thank.
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User avatar #1677 - konradkurze (08/16/2014) [-]
Battlefield 3 - The Russian Offensive
#1672 - konradkurze (08/16/2014) [-]
Kras when meeting girls
#1673 to #1672 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
Ну што, нз проблема.

>Мое лицо когда
User avatar #1674 to #1673 - konradkurze (08/16/2014) [-]
ваша кровь водка
User avatar #1676 to #1675 - konradkurze (08/16/2014) [-]
i want one thing to happen

we both know what it is

Red Alert 2 intro
User avatar #1678 to #1676 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
The start of World War III?



Emperor's blood. No.
User avatar #1679 to #1678 - konradkurze (08/16/2014) [-]
russia putting the americans in their place

Gamehelper.com - WiC: Soviet Assault TrailerNew

needs to happen
User avatar #1680 to #1679 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
Actually, that's a stupid idea. A better one would be a long-term military alliance. Less lives and less resources lost. The way we're headed, Fallout might become a reality. And that is a terrifying thought.
User avatar #1681 to #1680 - konradkurze (08/16/2014) [-]
well allying with usa means theyll try to ******** russia out of so much to profit usa and leave russia in ****

User avatar #1683 to #1681 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
You didn't forget about the states' massive debt, right?
#1682 to #1681 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
Russia's better off financially than the U.S is. It would be a blow to the Federation, certainly.

The only answer is space, tovarisch. Even a small asteroid is worth billions in scientific resources - as well as elements and materiel alien to our world.

I think the space race ought to be started up again.
User avatar #1684 to #1682 - konradkurze (08/16/2014) [-]
yeah there is space but then you'd have usa and the un bitch about "anything russia colonizes should be international access
same deal as that moon treaty where somehow the moon is supposedly international property

yeah usa has a massive debt even more reason theyd ******** russia out of its wealth

hell alaska was an illegal sale and usa refused to hand it back
User avatar #1685 to #1684 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
The race would be combined. International access means that its resources would go to whoever needs it, with a hefty percentage going towards the nation/organization that did it.

The whole reason the US would ask for money is to pay off their debts in the first place. No reason save that - they hate the russkies too much. The States have the largest and most well-equipped army overall, no major need for military support.
User avatar #1686 to #1685 - konradkurze (08/16/2014) [-]
then that just leaves it open for greedy corporations to buy everything up over time thus ******** on other planets like they do to earth

best russia takes and holds on its own and lets normal people migrate to said planets and forbids corporate ownership
User avatar #1687 to #1686 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
You've obviously never heard of the oligarchy. It's heading that way - the few, all over the world, are taking control of all its resources. Disney's doing it, BP Oil's doing it, everyone is.

It's all over the place. I actually care, though, about what they're going to do and what opportunity does it open up for the everyman.
User avatar #1688 to #1687 - konradkurze (08/16/2014) [-]
i say we need another yeltsin to march in with part of the army....kick out the government and also get rid of the oligarchs trying to own eveything
User avatar #1689 to #1688 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
The oligarchs' owning it all isn't the problem. Having much under the control of many means that it's easier to organize **** .

That's part of the reason why the Red Army failed in the initial stages of World War 2's Soviet front. Poor, disorganized leadership. So much resources eventually got the work done, but it floundered about for a while.

Mobilization, tovarisch, is the issue. Putting resources in the right place. Space is the new place for funds - the Chinese are already on the plan, for ****** sake.
User avatar #1690 to #1689 - konradkurze (08/16/2014) [-]
yah but chinese are also a problem,,their leadership SUCKS....its still the few privileged and their friends / family getting rich and making the poor poorer and dispossessing the independent rich

like just a couple years back....some guy who owned a hotel near a river was forced to sell it for 10% of its value because the government wanted to flood the ricer to build a hydro power damn which meant his hotel would have been in the flood are otherwise

and oligarchs are one of the problems.....the rich shouldnt be allowed to buy more and create monopolies on resources...if we go to other planets we go without them and let normal people have a fresh start at prosperity
#1671 - konradkurze (08/10/2014) [-]
Kras vs america
#1662 - matexius ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
Was bored...found this...
Was bored...found this...
User avatar #1663 to #1662 - krasnogvardiech (07/28/2014) [-]
Stop, my penis can only get so erect.
User avatar #1664 to #1663 - matexius ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
...I have no idea how to react to that...

Also...what is your opinion on the addition of these webm.s?
User avatar #1665 to #1664 - krasnogvardiech (07/28/2014) [-]
**** can only get better, while the main section of the site still hates videos. I don't know what to think.
User avatar #1667 to #1665 - matexius ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
Also...I hope you don't mind that I'm a bit more...let's say actve... The Belarussian girl that's the closest thing that I've ever had to a GF left for Russia for 4 weeks...and I'm bored halfway to the Imperial Palace and back...
User avatar #1668 to #1667 - krasnogvardiech (07/28/2014) [-]
All good. You'll have to watch for me being less active, though, as I have a thing called a job.
User avatar #1669 to #1668 - matexius ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
I know, I know... What can you do? Money rules the world...
Have you ever like, had a GF even?
User avatar #1666 to #1665 - matexius ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
Quite... 4chan already had them, right?
A former schoolmate said they'd be good to add... I was sceptical...
User avatar #1661 - languagexplain ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
Please stop engaging the ********** on the TG board. He needs to not get any attention. At all. kthx.
User avatar #1670 to #1661 - krasnogvardiech (08/04/2014) [-]
I successfully disarmed a ********** with something very close to what he is *********** about. What you donna do about it?
User avatar #1660 - matexius ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLhC2eTkVCM

Something tells me you've heard this one...
#1657 - matexius ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Hey Krasno...
Would you happen to know of an energy source, that is small, yet efficient and could power a man sized mechanical exoskeleton, kinda like this one?

I'm planning on maybe starting something like it and I'm trying to find an energy source... I know it's probably futile, but hey... Why not?
My father says I should be less on the computer, so... I need to find ways to entertain myself... friend suggested this...
I know it's way out of my field of experties and education, but I want to show those Japs that they're not the only ones who can build one... Gonna cost a lot though...
User avatar #1658 to #1657 - krasnogvardiech (07/22/2014) [-]
No ******* clue. Tried making a tiny nuclear reactor?
User avatar #1659 to #1658 - matexius ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
... Right...
I'm fairly sure a tiny nuclear reactor could horribly backfire... and there are things even I can't get my hands on... i was thinking something like a small tesla coil, connected to a divider where one part is then in turn connected back into the coil and another to the suit... just a spark to fire it up... probably wouldn't work, though...
Still thank you for your time...
User avatar #1656 - konradkurze (07/20/2014) [-]
trolling people the Kras way

Friends Joseph Stalin
User avatar #1652 - nought (07/19/2014) [-]
firt
User avatar #1653 to #1652 - krasnogvardiech (07/19/2014) [-]
Not first by a long shot, and if that was an attempt to flirt, it went over my head.

What's up?
User avatar #1654 to #1653 - nought (07/19/2014) [-]
wat u talkin bout
FIRT FIRT FIRT FIRT FIRT FIRT
User avatar #1647 - konradkurze (07/16/2014) [-]
Whatever Gets Us Drunk the Fastest | Metalpocalypse | Adult Swim
#1649 to #1648 - konradkurze (07/16/2014) [-]
< people who tried to **** with Kras' alcohol
#1650 to #1649 - krasnogvardiech (07/16/2014) [-]
More accurately tho.
#1651 to #1650 - konradkurze (07/16/2014) [-]
reminds me of when i do online gaming
#1645 - konradkurze (07/15/2014) [-]
Kras on a friday night
User avatar #1644 - konradkurze (07/15/2014) [-]
Enemy at the Gates (1/9) Movie CLIP - Crossing the Volga (2001) HD
User avatar #1643 - konradkurze (07/15/2014) [-]
Enemy at the Gates (2/9) Movie CLIP - Battle of Stalingrad (2001) HD
User avatar #1636 - konradkurze (07/09/2014) [-]
*fills the black sea with hops and barley to brew it into beer and throws Kras in*
User avatar #1637 to #1636 - krasnogvardiech (07/09/2014) [-]
The **** would you do that for? The sea is already there, that'd just be mixing the two types of liquid. All the booze'd up water would flood the seaside areas of Ukraine and Russia and the like. That would drown several million people.

On the other hand, go for it.
User avatar #1638 to #1637 - konradkurze (07/09/2014) [-]
drown the ukrainians in booze?
is that even possible...they dont work, all they do is eat sleep and drink.....eternal booze would be their heaven
User avatar #1639 to #1638 - krasnogvardiech (07/09/2014) [-]
>ukrainians
>don't work

***** please
User avatar #1640 to #1639 - konradkurze (07/09/2014) [-]
the hardest Ukrainians work is to steal russian gas
User avatar #1641 to #1640 - krasnogvardiech (07/10/2014) [-]
If all goes well there'll be no Ukraine. No Afghanistan or Mongolia or even Poland. There will only be Great Russia once again.
User avatar #1635 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
the Kras life

Whatever Gets Us Drunk the Fastest | Metalpocalypse | Adult Swim
User avatar #1632 - konradkurze (07/05/2014) [-]
Rus Tank T-34 & T-80 Red Square Moscow May 2005 60Th Anniversary Of Victory In WwII Russian Tanks
#1622 - konradkurze (07/02/2014) [-]
shopping with Kras
#1627 to #1622 - syrianassassin (07/04/2014) [-]
you and krasnogvardiech knew each other?

why i did not know!
#1631 to #1630 - syrianassassin (07/04/2014) [-]
the cleverfag in drama board posted jew propaganda there, i countered his **** and called ben garrision is false


what a gigantic bigot
User avatar #1624 to #1623 - konradkurze (07/02/2014) [-]
come on Kras

normal people put meat and veggies in soup....you just mix booze to combine the flavors
#1625 to #1624 - krasnogvardiech (07/02/2014) [-]
I might be to alcohol what Anakin Skywalker is to midichlorians, but I still need physical substance to repair this sack of flesh and bone that I shamble about in.

Fruit and vegetables to ferment and distil from there.
#1626 to #1625 - konradkurze (07/02/2014) [-]
< Kras moment

hooking a tanker truck of alcohol to your veins
#1619 to #1618 - krasnogvardiech (06/21/2014) [-]
Oh no you don't. Not again.
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