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Date Signed Up:8/30/2012
Location:New Zealand
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I agree, keeping with logic and common sense is normally a priority. The hills have eyes, y'know?
On the other hand, there is a point where reason is to be thrown to the curb. We have gone past that point and that is why I am here.

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She's cool but I have only found one decent video, not too much content out there.
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I looked in video-one.com and there are a few videos of her.
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She up and coming mate, give it more time....
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Looks more like a polar bear to me.
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Looks more like a polar bear to me.
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#2507 - falloutsurvivor (07/03/2015) [-]
kras
when are you dragging your flabby ass to auckland
User avatar #2508 to #2507 - krasnogvardiech (07/03/2015) [-]
Maybe someday.
#2500 - falloutsurvivor (07/02/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Surprise sex.**
what must Kras do to get more attention on fj
User avatar #2501 to #2500 - krasnogvardiech (07/02/2015) [-]
It's not rape, it's struggle snuggle.
#2502 to #2501 - falloutsurvivor (07/02/2015) [-]
Krasno vs ************

who will rape who
User avatar #2503 to #2502 - krasnogvardiech (07/02/2015) [-]
I'll win.

It's either a rape or a homicide.
#2504 to #2503 - falloutsurvivor (07/02/2015) [-]
kras is black?
User avatar #2505 to #2504 - krasnogvardiech (07/02/2015) [-]
No, just more willing to not be the raped one.
#2506 to #2505 - falloutsurvivor (07/02/2015) [-]
kinda caught you out on that
implying it'd be rape on ************

#2489 - falloutsurvivor (06/30/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, 1-9*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls 5**

what chaos legion will kras join

1: black legion
2: Night Lords
3: word bearers
4: world eaters
5: iron warriors
6: death guard
7: thousand sons
8: emperors children
9: alpha legion
#2490 to #2489 - falloutsurvivor (06/30/2015) [-]
of course soviet iron
User avatar #2491 to #2490 - krasnogvardiech (06/30/2015) [-]
We fight for Comrade Perturabo! Glory to his guns and his metal!
#2492 to #2491 - falloutsurvivor (06/30/2015) [-]
you should read the book Storm of Iron

#2493 to #2492 - krasnogvardiech (06/30/2015) [-]
But is it sufficiently Soviet?
#2494 to #2493 - falloutsurvivor (06/30/2015) [-]
dude
iron warriors are pretty soviet anyway

emotionally dead, dedicated to working mechanically, do anything to achieve goals
User avatar #2495 to #2494 - krasnogvardiech (06/30/2015) [-]
I'll give it a shot. Pretty busy nowadays anyway, going to be moved to an aluminum smeltry to work there for three months. Gonna be great.
#2496 to #2495 - falloutsurvivor (06/30/2015) [-]
< iron warrior
< working in foundry

no ****
User avatar #2497 to #2496 - krasnogvardiech (06/30/2015) [-]
It'll be just like a sauna, only I get to work too!
#2498 to #2497 - falloutsurvivor (06/30/2015) [-]
im kinda picturing the opening to the movie re heat where a foundry worker picked stone out of a fireplace and gave it to arnold and he just held it while it burnt his hand
User avatar #2499 to #2498 - krasnogvardiech (06/30/2015) [-]
Sounds like the rock was hot for him.
#2488 - falloutsurvivor (06/29/2015) [-]
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kras will make this for his dinner alone tonight
#2486 - falloutsurvivor (06/28/2015) [-]
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Kras perfect lover
#2482 - falloutsurvivor (06/27/2015) [-]
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with all the iron in Kras body...if i stick him with a knife will he bleed liquid metal
#2484 to #2483 - falloutsurvivor (06/27/2015) [-]
damping shot Kras but Kras heals
#2485 to #2484 - krasnogvardiech (06/27/2015) [-]
He tries. He fails, but he tries.
#2466 - falloutsurvivor (06/23/2015) [-]
when Kras has too much iron in his body

**** gets real
#2467 to #2466 - krasnogvardiech (06/23/2015) [-]
Wrong kind of iron, m8
#2468 to #2467 - falloutsurvivor (06/23/2015) [-]
ummmm...

did you even watch the movie
mystique dosed him up with an iron booster shot so it was a large excess in his bloodstream
User avatar #2469 to #2468 - krasnogvardiech (06/23/2015) [-]
That movie's ******** , then, because just straight-up injecting iron particles into yourself is basically death by contact with foreign elements.

Physiology is a helluva ***** thing.

And nah, I didn't.
#2470 to #2469 - falloutsurvivor (06/23/2015) [-]
dude do you even know what booster shots are

its not liquid metal dude its medication
www.medicinenet.com/iron_dextran-injection/article.htm
User avatar #2471 to #2470 - krasnogvardiech (06/23/2015) [-]
Then how did Magneto lift him up? He controls magnetic metals by applying force, not every single particle of them. Otherwise he could just explode people by ripping all the iron out of their bodies, molecule by molecule.
#2472 to #2471 - falloutsurvivor (06/23/2015) [-]
ummmm he DID

thats how he escaped prison

ripped all the iron rich blood out and used it as a weapon

Magneto Escapes - X-men First Class Theme
User avatar #2473 to #2472 - krasnogvardiech (06/23/2015) [-]
Well, we're all ****** then because if his control is mastered he can just blood-explode everyone.
#2474 to #2473 - falloutsurvivor (06/23/2015) [-]
well technically he cant do **** now
he lost his powers in the 3rd movie

you really need to watch the series
User avatar #2475 to #2474 - krasnogvardiech (06/23/2015) [-]
Maybe when I have time and motivation.
#2476 to #2475 - falloutsurvivor (06/23/2015) [-]
motivation to blob out on the couch and watch a movie?
User avatar #2477 to #2476 - krasnogvardiech (06/23/2015) [-]
To get a couch to begin with. A reason to get into the series at all helps, too.
#2478 to #2477 - falloutsurvivor (06/23/2015) [-]
seriously

how empty is your home and how do you need 'reasons' to watch anything xmen
User avatar #2479 to #2478 - krasnogvardiech (06/23/2015) [-]
I rent out an apartment for $175 a week, and ever since Sins of a Solar Empire has been taking up my time. And Skyrim.
#2480 to #2479 - falloutsurvivor (06/23/2015) [-]
games are always there for you....you can survive a break from them to watch movies
User avatar #2481 to #2480 - krasnogvardiech (06/23/2015) [-]
Data degradation says I can't.

Besides, I am compelled to. My Trade Empire Coalition won't conquer the galaxy by itself.
#2457 - falloutsurvivor (06/21/2015) [-]
tomorrows another day
Kras bear clock into his boring job
#2458 to #2457 - krasnogvardiech (06/21/2015) [-]
They say it's bad to get into the drink, but if it's bad then why does it help so well?
#2460 to #2459 - krasnogvardiech (06/21/2015) [-]
*left

It means the man knows how to manage resources. Drink most now, drink little in morning. Conservation of drunkness.
User avatar #2462 to #2461 - krasnogvardiech (06/21/2015) [-]
The only way to do it is the right. It is, after all, the right side.

Serves those pussy Americans for drinking ****** sweden piss. Probably has semen in it.
#2463 to #2462 - falloutsurvivor (06/21/2015) [-]
well i saw a video where people from other countries tried american beer

they all said its pretty much sugar water

like that joke....why is american beer like sex in a canoe....its ******* close to water
User avatar #2464 to #2463 - krasnogvardiech (06/21/2015) [-]
And tonight you must be wasted, because you're speaking the truth.

#2465 to #2464 - falloutsurvivor (06/21/2015) [-]
youre forgetting the little thing called oktoberfest

we have a yearly event where we drink ********* of alcohol....we dont get wasted as simply make our livers toughen up
#2456 - falloutsurvivor (06/20/2015) [-]
*throws peanuts at kras*
#2450 - falloutsurvivor (06/20/2015) [-]
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how much of a kiwi is kras
#2451 to #2450 - falloutsurvivor (06/20/2015) [-]
kras is a maori woman?
#2452 to #2451 - krasnogvardiech (06/20/2015) [-]
DON CHU GIB ME YO JIBBA JABBA

ILL WHOOP YO AERSE
#2453 to #2452 - falloutsurvivor (06/20/2015) [-]
*prods your tummy*
bear has eaten too much to hibernate in winter
bear is no threat
#2454 to #2453 - krasnogvardiech (06/20/2015) [-]
YOU WANNA ****** GO MATE
#2455 to #2454 - falloutsurvivor (06/20/2015) [-]
easy to chase you away
#2429 - falloutsurvivor (06/19/2015) [-]
hey comrade
you need to watch dead snow 1-2
User avatar #2430 to #2429 - krasnogvardiech (06/19/2015) [-]
Maybe someday.

How're the woods?
User avatar #2432 to #2431 - krasnogvardiech (06/19/2015) [-]
It's an expression for old timers. When a forest ranger visits a country he's not familiar with for business purposes, he asks country farmers that live nearby how the woods are. Farmers need to know, to protect against coyotes and wolves and bears or cougars or mountain lions or deer chewing up their vegetables, that sort of thing.

Long story short, it's a technical term of getting to know a new environment of which you're trained, but you have no experience with.

**** it. How's **** ?
#2433 to #2432 - falloutsurvivor (06/19/2015) [-]
okay i guess
new zealanders acting like ******* idiots as usual

me looking forwards to a weekend to stay away from them for 2 days

you?
User avatar #2434 to #2433 - krasnogvardiech (06/19/2015) [-]
Boss's gf helped me knock off work early, I plan on hooking up my tv to my computer and watching movies on it. HDMI, brother.

Also, Skyrim refuses to update like the bitch it is. Steam gives me an average of 20 kbps download speed, probably in return for trapping its namesake at the boilerhouse I work at.
#2435 to #2434 - falloutsurvivor (06/19/2015) [-]
> save money
> upgrade PC
> buy FO4
User avatar #2436 to #2435 - krasnogvardiech (06/19/2015) [-]
Save and Buy a gaming PC at all, more like. I'm currently saving up for parts for one to build myself.

Fallout 4? Already pre-ordered.
#2437 to #2436 - falloutsurvivor (06/19/2015) [-]
plus if you stil have your ukraine passport you can always go home and play a real post-nuclear fallout with ak47s and huge rats
User avatar #2438 to #2437 - krasnogvardiech (06/19/2015) [-]
No Ukrainian Passport. NZ Citizenship, bruh. I'd have to be taken back for compulsory military training if I had a Ukrainian one.
#2439 to #2438 - falloutsurvivor (06/19/2015) [-]
ahhh
soviet burned his papers and pretends to be kiwi
User avatar #2440 to #2439 - krasnogvardiech (06/19/2015) [-]
I never had papers to begin with.
#2441 to #2440 - falloutsurvivor (06/19/2015) [-]
you born here?
User avatar #2442 to #2441 - krasnogvardiech (06/19/2015) [-]
Nope. Moved over with my mother's visa.

You got a Skype bruh?
#2443 to #2442 - falloutsurvivor (06/19/2015) [-]
yeah but never use it

User avatar #2444 to #2443 - krasnogvardiech (06/19/2015) [-]
You do now, gimme your name
#2445 to #2444 - falloutsurvivor (06/19/2015) [-]
ill have to get back to you on that\
been so long and i never really cared i forgot my skype login
User avatar #2446 to #2445 - krasnogvardiech (06/19/2015) [-]
**** .

Oh well, worth a shot.

Imma watch Skyrim try to update watch Princess Bride.
#2447 to #2446 - falloutsurvivor (06/19/2015) [-]
princess bride?

okay maybe for a kiwi you actually are cool

anyway im off to work
User avatar #2448 to #2447 - krasnogvardiech (06/19/2015) [-]
I'm Ukrainian, ******* . And have a good one.
#2449 to #2448 - falloutsurvivor (06/19/2015) [-]
well you were raised here and loved this country more so ill call you a kiwi
#2421 - falloutsurvivor (06/16/2015) [-]
damn youre young Kras
#2422 to #2421 - krasnogvardiech (06/16/2015) [-]
kek

That ****** why I usually hide my age. People see personal details about you, people start judging you instead of your words.
#2423 to #2422 - falloutsurvivor (06/16/2015) [-]
> 20
> in new zealand
> thankfully not in auckland

seriously Kras...stay away from auckland,.,..its dickhead and stoner central
User avatar #2424 to #2423 - krasnogvardiech (06/17/2015) [-]
I'm at the opposite end of the country, that away enough?
#2425 to #2424 - falloutsurvivor (06/17/2015) [-]
still on same side of planet

still too close to auckland
User avatar #2426 to #2425 - krasnogvardiech (06/17/2015) [-]
What are you doing there, then?
#2427 to #2426 - falloutsurvivor (06/17/2015) [-]
i work security
doing my part to put assholes in their place
User avatar #2428 to #2427 - krasnogvardiech (06/17/2015) [-]
absolute ledge
#2418 - falloutsurvivor (06/16/2015) [-]
wake up lazy bear
User avatar #2419 to #2418 - krasnogvardiech (06/16/2015) [-]
I'm here now, what's happening?
#2420 to #2419 - falloutsurvivor (06/16/2015) [-]
its party time
break out the borscht and vodka
#2413 - falloutsurvivor (06/11/2015) [-]
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what makes kras a good comrade
#2414 to #2413 - falloutsurvivor (06/11/2015) [-]
still waiting on you to hook me up with a soviet girl
User avatar #2415 to #2414 - krasnogvardiech (06/12/2015) [-]
Don't know if you've heard, but the Union's collapsed. Try a submissive Chinagirl.
#2416 to #2415 - falloutsurvivor (06/12/2015) [-]
yeah but most asian girls just want western men for money

and i say soviet girl as in born before the collapse aka raised right and wanting to marry/settle
#2412 - falloutsurvivor (06/10/2015) [-]
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how will Kras die
User avatar #2408 - syrianassassinsoul (06/09/2015) [-]
Hello Communist Citizen.

You are Gay and Homosex.

Regards, Chechen Citizen.
#2409 to #2408 - krasnogvardiech (06/09/2015) [-]
What the hell did you just ******* say, heretic scum? I'll have you know I was brainwashed the best among the group of stalkers I was captured with, and I have over 300 confirmed kills of non-believers wishing to get to get past Pripyat. I am trained in hunting dissidents, and I'm the top sniper in my entire brotherhood. You are nothing to me but just another agitator of the great Monolith. I will cleanse you with the holy power bestowed upon me the likes of which has never been seen before in this Zone, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with your blasphemy outside of Monolith territory? Think again, heretic. As we speak I am praying to the great Monolith. Your PDAs are being traced right now, so you had better prepare for the blowout, pagan. The blowout will cleanse the Zone of its intruders and non-believers. You will die, stalker. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my Gauss rifle. Not only am I extensively trained in close combat, but I channel the powers of the great Monolith and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your pathetic soul off the face of the zone, you heretic. If only you could have known what suffering and strife your blasphemy was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your artifacts in their containers and not in your hand. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you will be purged for your actions. Bullets from the glorious Monolith will rain down from the skies on your pathetic, empty skull. You shall be cleansed, stalker.
User avatar #2410 to #2409 - syrianassassinsoul (06/09/2015) [-]
dont cheeki my breeki
#2403 - falloutsurvivor (06/07/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Settling arguments with dance-offs.**
why does kras **** sheep like a new zealander
#2404 to #2403 - krasnogvardiech (06/07/2015) [-]
yee shibby wowah bladd boodoo how zop kraw sig wew.
#2406 to #2405 - krasnogvardiech (06/07/2015) [-]
hahahaaa

wew lad

wawa booga haow ooga noo looga bop zoppity hawah
#2407 to #2406 - falloutsurvivor (06/07/2015) [-]
speak english,...or ukrainian.....and not bill cosby ********
User avatar #2399 to #2398 - krasnogvardiech (06/02/2015) [-]
Oh boy, here we go.
User avatar #2400 to #2399 - syrianassassinsoul (06/02/2015) [-]
click and watch
User avatar #2401 to #2400 - krasnogvardiech (06/02/2015) [-]
Did.

Bloody hate that conspiracy **** , but the video did have a point. The US is again at war with an ideology that wants to destroy them.
#2402 to #2401 - syrianassassinsoul (06/02/2015) [-]
see?   
   
we must unite and 			****		 			*************		 from the east and west
see?

we must unite and **** ************* from the east and west
#2386 - rageblade (06/02/2015) [-]
wake up soviet comrade
User avatar #2387 to #2386 - krasnogvardiech (06/02/2015) [-]
What is the happening?
#2388 to #2387 - rageblade (06/02/2015) [-]
just taking it easy before work
whats crazy red bear up to
User avatar #2389 to #2388 - krasnogvardiech (06/02/2015) [-]
Just come back from work. Popped a tire on the way home, but my hours are set later from today so I can just walk.

Going shooting in a while.
#2390 to #2389 - rageblade (06/02/2015) [-]
russians and guns

such evil
User avatar #2391 to #2390 - krasnogvardiech (06/02/2015) [-]
My highest score, out of 100.10, is a 98.1.

Fear me.
#2392 to #2391 - rageblade (06/02/2015) [-]
kras is the sniper from 9 Rota

User avatar #2393 to #2392 - krasnogvardiech (06/02/2015) [-]
Maaaaaaybe.
#2394 to #2393 - rageblade (06/02/2015) [-]
hand Kras a dragunov and he can shoot the star off a soviet coin at a mile off
User avatar #2395 to #2394 - krasnogvardiech (06/02/2015) [-]
With a good enough scope to see the bloody thing, maybe.
#2396 to #2395 - rageblade (06/02/2015) [-]
you need a scope?
russian pleb
finland sniper does it without scope

Simo Hayha > > > Vasily Zaitzev
User avatar #2397 to #2396 - krasnogvardiech (06/02/2015) [-]
Finns outsnipe basically everyone on the planet tho, bruh

Simo was a hunter and a woodsman for years before WWII. Vasily was a similar dude who got handed a rifle and went to town, and he forgot all that **** since he was a little boy in a peasant village.

Also Simo didn't train any other snipers, Vasily trained like, 90.

Simo had ********* targets, too, Russians that were Southern Slavs, weren't skilled in winter warfare. Zaystev had the ******* Germans, in the ruins of Stalingrad.
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