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Short on money. Internet was one of the first things to go.comment
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Video Games Played: Mass Effect (series), Halo 4, Metro: Last Light, Farcry 3, Deadpool: the game, Borderlands 2, Singularity, Darksiders 2, probably other ones that I've forgot right about now.
X-box Gamertag: Krasnogvardiech
Interests: Warhammer 40k, Aviation, Mechanical engineering, Physics, Writing fiction, Firearms, Automobiles, Aircraft, Gaming, Reading, various other things.
Date Signed Up:8/30/2012
Location:New Zealand
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I'm fucked in the head. That's about all there is to say.

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#16 - May the odds be ever in your favor, Hunter. Each augm… 05/24/2014 on Another Choice Chart 0
#14 - No problems. I am a near-unstoppable cyborg harbinger…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/24/2014 on Another Choice Chart +1
#15 - mrnpc (05/24/2014) [-]
A cyborg hunter with a war dog and thousands of guardians at my command who is being hunted by his own clone
#24 - kbass (05/24/2014) [-]
The guardians cannot leave their designated area. You've only got the dog and mech once you leave.
User avatar #16 - krasnogvardiech (05/24/2014) [-]
May the odds be ever in your favor, Hunter.

Each augment brings me one step closer to the Machine God.
#12 - The Pact section counts as a gift.  [+] (5 new replies) 05/24/2014 on Another Choice Chart +1
#13 - mrnpc (05/24/2014) [-]
Sorry, I miscounted. I didnt notice the second artifact.
User avatar #14 - krasnogvardiech (05/24/2014) [-]
No problems.

I am a near-unstoppable cyborg harbinger of death with a hot mechanoid companion, what be you?
#15 - mrnpc (05/24/2014) [-]
A cyborg hunter with a war dog and thousands of guardians at my command who is being hunted by his own clone
#24 - kbass (05/24/2014) [-]
The guardians cannot leave their designated area. You've only got the dog and mech once you leave.
User avatar #16 - krasnogvardiech (05/24/2014) [-]
May the odds be ever in your favor, Hunter.

Each augment brings me one step closer to the Machine God.
#11 - No, THIS is the R34 Ryuki. Alongside the actual Ryuki. …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/24/2014 on Genderbends 0
#23 - relant (05/24/2014) [-]
I´m sorry but....Guy on the picture is Simon from Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann. I´m really sorry
User avatar #28 - krasnogvardiech (05/24/2014) [-]
That I'm aware of. Let me believe, pleeease
User avatar #12 - shockingunderpants (05/24/2014) [-]
I think you mean R63. 34 is the porn rule.
User avatar #14 - krasnogvardiech (05/24/2014) [-]
... I KNEW THAT. TOTALLY. NO, YOU DIDN'T CORRECT ME. SHUT UP.
#1 - Sauce? Know that it's the Ass effect 3 by the looks of i…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/24/2014 on ME3 0
User avatar #21 - manicekman (05/24/2014) [-]
The Cerberus coup attempt at Citadel. It is in the C-Sec HQ.
User avatar #10 - ChronoBoost (05/24/2014) [-]
IIRC its part of the Citadel DLC as you are running through the wards trying to escape the CAT6 Hitsquad
#2 - meggomymeggo (05/24/2014) [-]
"Priority: The Citadel II" mission I think. Just found it on some random terminal.
#8 - Shelter: Mental Retreat. Companion: The Mechanoid. Art…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/24/2014 on Another Choice Chart +2
#22 - kbass (05/24/2014) [-]
The nemeses still reach you in the mental retreat. Nowhere is safe from them.
User avatar #23 - krasnogvardiech (05/24/2014) [-]
One moment is all I need.

Since it provides total erasement of human needs, I presume it removes bodily flaws like tiredness and fatigue.

No respite, no remorse, no mercy.
#25 - kbass (05/24/2014) [-]
Huh, that's smart. Good luck then, just having one of these nemeses on your case sounds terrifying to me, much less three.
#11 - mrnpc (05/24/2014) [-]
you have four gifts. That only gives you two nemesi
User avatar #12 - krasnogvardiech (05/24/2014) [-]
The Pact section counts as a gift.
#13 - mrnpc (05/24/2014) [-]
Sorry, I miscounted. I didnt notice the second artifact.
User avatar #14 - krasnogvardiech (05/24/2014) [-]
No problems.

I am a near-unstoppable cyborg harbinger of death with a hot mechanoid companion, what be you?
#15 - mrnpc (05/24/2014) [-]
A cyborg hunter with a war dog and thousands of guardians at my command who is being hunted by his own clone
#24 - kbass (05/24/2014) [-]
The guardians cannot leave their designated area. You've only got the dog and mech once you leave.
User avatar #16 - krasnogvardiech (05/24/2014) [-]
May the odds be ever in your favor, Hunter.

Each augment brings me one step closer to the Machine God.
#7 - Extremely confused. 05/24/2014 on I’ve built 0
#17 - It's a camp geared towards weight loss, exercise and training.… 05/24/2014 on Andrew, the weight gainer +8
#24 - Picture 05/24/2014 on it's not -1
#187 - There are times at which I feel like I suck. Then I see any on… 05/23/2014 on Cringe Compilation Part 2 +1
#1421 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2014 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#1422 - konradkurze (05/23/2014) [-]
u mad?
#3 - colonelmustang, the post is yours! 05/23/2014 on Sassy headwear 0
#2 - YOU STUPID SHIT That's "bear" which is mean… 05/23/2014 on I like this boy 0
#1419 - YOU SON OF A GROX THE ORDO EXTRANATICUS IS COMING FOR US …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/23/2014 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#1420 - konradkurze (05/23/2014) [-]
#1421 - krasnogvardiech (05/23/2014) [-]
#1422 - konradkurze (05/23/2014) [-]
u mad?
#1417 - SHHHH DON'T GIVE IT AWAY YOU FUCKTARD, DO YOU WANT THE INQUI…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/23/2014 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
User avatar #1418 - konradkurze (05/23/2014) [-]
the ghosts ran out of ammo because the munitorum sent the wrong sized las power packs...they sent size 6 instead of the size 7 the ghosts use

plus with the cultists...you had shitloads of ammo to start just chaos had more than enough men to keep meatgrinding till you RAN OUT
#1419 - krasnogvardiech (05/23/2014) [-]
YOU SON OF A GROX THE ORDO EXTRANATICUS IS COMING FOR US

YOU DUMB HERETIC NIGGER

HERE I AM TRYNA COVER YO ASS

AND YOU POST HERETICAL TEXT

WHY
#1420 - konradkurze (05/23/2014) [-]
#1421 - krasnogvardiech (05/23/2014) [-]
#1422 - konradkurze (05/23/2014) [-]
u mad?
#5 - A brief magnetic pulse is transmitted through the domino, maki… 05/23/2014 on I want one 0
#4 - Picture 05/23/2014 on I want one 0
#1415 - Exactly. We got bored and fucked up our ammo so that we could …  [+] (7 new replies) 05/23/2014 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
User avatar #1416 - konradkurze (05/23/2014) [-]
*facepalm*
#1417 - krasnogvardiech (05/23/2014) [-]
SHHHH DON'T GIVE IT AWAY YOU FUCKTARD, DO YOU WANT THE INQUISITION TO FIND YOU

Terra... try help a nigga out and this the thanks I get...
User avatar #1418 - konradkurze (05/23/2014) [-]
the ghosts ran out of ammo because the munitorum sent the wrong sized las power packs...they sent size 6 instead of the size 7 the ghosts use

plus with the cultists...you had shitloads of ammo to start just chaos had more than enough men to keep meatgrinding till you RAN OUT
#1419 - krasnogvardiech (05/23/2014) [-]
YOU SON OF A GROX THE ORDO EXTRANATICUS IS COMING FOR US

YOU DUMB HERETIC NIGGER

HERE I AM TRYNA COVER YO ASS

AND YOU POST HERETICAL TEXT

WHY
#1420 - konradkurze (05/23/2014) [-]
#1421 - krasnogvardiech (05/23/2014) [-]
#1422 - konradkurze (05/23/2014) [-]
u mad?
#1413 - We didn't run out of ammo, we just got bored.  [+] (9 new replies) 05/23/2014 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
User avatar #1414 - konradkurze (05/23/2014) [-]
dude you need to read more

one of the gaunts ghosts novels..they had an ammo fuckup, and each ghost only got 2 lasgun packs each and had to make shots count....

and an inquisitor one im reading now...chaos cultists just kept attacking a bunker complex till the guard only had a couple hours ammo left and just decided fuck it, go out and fight melee to get it over with
User avatar #1415 - krasnogvardiech (05/23/2014) [-]
Exactly. We got bored and fucked up our ammo so that we could do shit better.
User avatar #1416 - konradkurze (05/23/2014) [-]
*facepalm*
#1417 - krasnogvardiech (05/23/2014) [-]
SHHHH DON'T GIVE IT AWAY YOU FUCKTARD, DO YOU WANT THE INQUISITION TO FIND YOU

Terra... try help a nigga out and this the thanks I get...
User avatar #1418 - konradkurze (05/23/2014) [-]
the ghosts ran out of ammo because the munitorum sent the wrong sized las power packs...they sent size 6 instead of the size 7 the ghosts use

plus with the cultists...you had shitloads of ammo to start just chaos had more than enough men to keep meatgrinding till you RAN OUT
#1419 - krasnogvardiech (05/23/2014) [-]
YOU SON OF A GROX THE ORDO EXTRANATICUS IS COMING FOR US

YOU DUMB HERETIC NIGGER

HERE I AM TRYNA COVER YO ASS

AND YOU POST HERETICAL TEXT

WHY
#1420 - konradkurze (05/23/2014) [-]
#1421 - krasnogvardiech (05/23/2014) [-]
#1422 - konradkurze (05/23/2014) [-]
u mad?
#33 - I need not. I serve my lord through action. And he se… 05/23/2014 on This guy +2
#1411 - >Imperial Guard >run out of ammo, ever Voxi…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/23/2014 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
User avatar #1412 - konradkurze (05/23/2014) [-]
you missed a couple books where guard ran short and had to take extreme measures

#1413 - krasnogvardiech (05/23/2014) [-]
We didn't run out of ammo, we just got bored.
User avatar #1414 - konradkurze (05/23/2014) [-]
dude you need to read more

one of the gaunts ghosts novels..they had an ammo fuckup, and each ghost only got 2 lasgun packs each and had to make shots count....

and an inquisitor one im reading now...chaos cultists just kept attacking a bunker complex till the guard only had a couple hours ammo left and just decided fuck it, go out and fight melee to get it over with
User avatar #1415 - krasnogvardiech (05/23/2014) [-]
Exactly. We got bored and fucked up our ammo so that we could do shit better.
User avatar #1416 - konradkurze (05/23/2014) [-]
*facepalm*
#1417 - krasnogvardiech (05/23/2014) [-]
SHHHH DON'T GIVE IT AWAY YOU FUCKTARD, DO YOU WANT THE INQUISITION TO FIND YOU

Terra... try help a nigga out and this the thanks I get...
User avatar #1418 - konradkurze (05/23/2014) [-]
the ghosts ran out of ammo because the munitorum sent the wrong sized las power packs...they sent size 6 instead of the size 7 the ghosts use

plus with the cultists...you had shitloads of ammo to start just chaos had more than enough men to keep meatgrinding till you RAN OUT
#1419 - krasnogvardiech (05/23/2014) [-]
YOU SON OF A GROX THE ORDO EXTRANATICUS IS COMING FOR US

YOU DUMB HERETIC NIGGER

HERE I AM TRYNA COVER YO ASS

AND YOU POST HERETICAL TEXT

WHY
#1420 - konradkurze (05/23/2014) [-]
#1421 - krasnogvardiech (05/23/2014) [-]
#1422 - konradkurze (05/23/2014) [-]
u mad?
#32 - I can't thumb you up anymore for the hour. This is heresy. 05/23/2014 on This guy +1
#1409 - Just a little bit higher, Evanze! Compensate for the range! …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2014 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#1410 - konradkurze (05/23/2014) [-]
ill get Schnizel to send his black legion forwards

hopefully you run out of ammo before he runs out of men
#29 - Hold me tight and never let go, you wonderful scholar.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/23/2014 on This guy +1
User avatar #31 - plyxo (05/23/2014) [-]
So, would you like to join Carterism?
User avatar #33 - krasnogvardiech (05/23/2014) [-]
I need not. I serve my lord through action.

And he serves the Lord above mine.
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#32 - krasnogvardiech (05/23/2014) [-]
I can't thumb you up anymore for the hour. This is heresy.
#60 - It's beside the smiley face. Try again. Or you won't … 05/23/2014 on User to post the most... 0
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#1662 - matexius ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
Was bored...found this...
Was bored...found this...
User avatar #1663 to #1662 - krasnogvardiech (07/28/2014) [-]
Stop, my penis can only get so erect.
User avatar #1664 to #1663 - matexius ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
...I have no idea how to react to that...

Also...what is your opinion on the addition of these webm.s?
User avatar #1665 to #1664 - krasnogvardiech (07/28/2014) [-]
NSFW can only get better, while the main section of the site still hates videos. I don't know what to think.
User avatar #1667 to #1665 - matexius ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
Also...I hope you don't mind that I'm a bit more...let's say actve... The Belarussian girl that's the closest thing that I've ever had to a GF left for Russia for 4 weeks...and I'm bored halfway to the Imperial Palace and back...
User avatar #1668 to #1667 - krasnogvardiech (07/28/2014) [-]
All good. You'll have to watch for me being less active, though, as I have a thing called a job.
User avatar #1669 to #1668 - matexius ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
I know, I know... What can you do? Money rules the world...
Have you ever like, had a GF even?
User avatar #1666 to #1665 - matexius ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
Quite... 4chan already had them, right?
A former schoolmate said they'd be good to add... I was sceptical...
User avatar #1661 - languagexplain (07/25/2014) [-]
Please stop engaging the shitposter on the TG board. He needs to not get any attention. At all. kthx.
User avatar #1660 - matexius ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLhC2eTkVCM

Something tells me you've heard this one...
#1657 - matexius ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Hey Krasno...
Would you happen to know of an energy source, that is small, yet efficient and could power a man sized mechanical exoskeleton, kinda like this one?

I'm planning on maybe starting something like it and I'm trying to find an energy source... I know it's probably futile, but hey... Why not?
My father says I should be less on the computer, so... I need to find ways to entertain myself... friend suggested this...
I know it's way out of my field of experties and education, but I want to show those Japs that they're not the only ones who can build one... Gonna cost a lot though...
User avatar #1658 to #1657 - krasnogvardiech (07/22/2014) [-]
No fucking clue. Tried making a tiny nuclear reactor?
User avatar #1659 to #1658 - matexius ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
... Right...
I'm fairly sure a tiny nuclear reactor could horribly backfire... and there are things even I can't get my hands on... i was thinking something like a small tesla coil, connected to a divider where one part is then in turn connected back into the coil and another to the suit... just a spark to fire it up... probably wouldn't work, though...
Still thank you for your time...
User avatar #1656 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
trolling people the Kras way

Friends Joseph Stalin
User avatar #1652 - nought (07/19/2014) [-]
firt
User avatar #1653 to #1652 - krasnogvardiech (07/19/2014) [-]
Not first by a long shot, and if that was an attempt to flirt, it went over my head.

What's up?
User avatar #1654 to #1653 - nought (07/19/2014) [-]
wat u talkin bout
FIRT FIRT FIRT FIRT FIRT FIRT
User avatar #1647 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
Whatever Gets Us Drunk the Fastest | Metalpocalypse | Adult Swim
#1649 to #1648 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
< people who tried to fuck with Kras' alcohol
#1650 to #1649 - krasnogvardiech (07/16/2014) [-]
More accurately tho.
#1651 to #1650 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
reminds me of when i do online gaming
#1645 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
Kras on a friday night
User avatar #1644 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
Enemy at the Gates (1/9) Movie CLIP - Crossing the Volga (2001) HD
User avatar #1643 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
Enemy at the Gates (2/9) Movie CLIP - Battle of Stalingrad (2001) HD
User avatar #1636 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
*fills the black sea with hops and barley to brew it into beer and throws Kras in*
User avatar #1637 to #1636 - krasnogvardiech (07/09/2014) [-]
The fuck would you do that for? The sea is already there, that'd just be mixing the two types of liquid. All the booze'd up water would flood the seaside areas of Ukraine and Russia and the like. That would drown several million people.

On the other hand, go for it.
User avatar #1638 to #1637 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
drown the ukrainians in booze?
is that even possible...they dont work, all they do is eat sleep and drink.....eternal booze would be their heaven
User avatar #1639 to #1638 - krasnogvardiech (07/09/2014) [-]
>ukrainians
>don't work

Nigga please
User avatar #1640 to #1639 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
the hardest Ukrainians work is to steal russian gas
User avatar #1641 to #1640 - krasnogvardiech (07/10/2014) [-]
If all goes well there'll be no Ukraine. No Afghanistan or Mongolia or even Poland. There will only be Great Russia once again.
User avatar #1635 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
the Kras life

Whatever Gets Us Drunk the Fastest | Metalpocalypse | Adult Swim
User avatar #1632 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
Rus Tank T-34 & T-80 Red Square Moscow May 2005 60Th Anniversary Of Victory In WwII Russian Tanks
#1622 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
shopping with Kras
#1627 to #1622 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
you and krasnogvardiech knew each other?

why i did not know!
#1631 to #1630 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
the cleverfag in drama board posted jew propaganda there, i countered his shit and called ben garrision is false


what a gigantic bigot
User avatar #1624 to #1623 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
come on Kras

normal people put meat and veggies in soup....you just mix booze to combine the flavors
#1625 to #1624 - krasnogvardiech (07/02/2014) [-]
I might be to alcohol what Anakin Skywalker is to midichlorians, but I still need physical substance to repair this sack of flesh and bone that I shamble about in.

Fruit and vegetables to ferment and distil from there.
#1626 to #1625 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
< Kras moment

hooking a tanker truck of alcohol to your veins
#1618 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
#1619 to #1618 - krasnogvardiech (06/21/2014) [-]
Oh no you don't. Not again.
User avatar #1611 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
fuck you
User avatar #1610 - lordgeneral (06/19/2014) [-]
do you even color text.
User avatar #1612 to #1610 - krasnogvardiech (06/20/2014) [-]
Sadly, no.
User avatar #1613 to #1612 - lordgeneral (06/20/2014) [-]
I have a color gold as the holy Aquilla. Emperor be Praised
User avatar #1614 to #1613 - krasnogvardiech (06/20/2014) [-]
That's pale tan. Gold is reserved for Him on Terra, and whichever Rogue Trader is rich enough to afford it. Congratulations, you're popular in desert warfare now.

I would pick a greenish-gray. Blend into your surroundings and all that.
User avatar #1615 to #1614 - lordgeneral (06/20/2014) [-]
They don't allow yellow on the site, so I chose the color of true gold.
User avatar #1616 to #1615 - krasnogvardiech (06/20/2014) [-]
Fair enough.

I'm inclined to think the Emperor's armour and coloring was a side-effect. Perhaps it may have been simple, honest and unpainted adamantium that ended up looking like the purest and holiest of gold from such prolonged exposure to Him.
User avatar #1617 to #1616 - lordgeneral (06/20/2014) [-]
It's the physical manifestation of the Astronomican
#1608 - konradkurze ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
for Kras birthday, i shall resurrect Lenin
#1609 to #1608 - krasnogvardiech (06/15/2014) [-]
He'll be very confused and no doubt hungry.

Prepare a meal for the man.
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