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Somewhere, a coin flipped lands on its side.
Somewhere, a drop of water saves a life.
Maybe someone believed hard enough.
Today I will believe enough.
Today a pebble will stop a landslide.
I will not fall today.
"In the stark, bleak reality of the present situation, there are still things worth fighting for." - Cadian guardsman before the planet broke.
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You know what the best part is? All of that was preventable. Abbadon could have just went AROUND the planet and not had to deal with Cadia's bullshit and that was the original plan. At least until Creed literally called his ass on the phone, called him a little bitch and challenged him to come down and settle this like men. Naturally, Abby complied and attacked the heaviest fortified fucking planet after Terra itself. He had a literal endless supply of demons and still would have lost if he didn't blow up the planet. I mean, fuck, the reason Selestine managed to stab Abby and beat his ass was because he was preoccupied, trying to strangle Creed, who was still insulting him, his mother, his sexual preference, his gods, his army, his ship and his pet bloodthirster at the same time.
People may joke about the whole "tactical genius" thing, but Creed really is one brilliant motherfucker. Sure, Cadia exploded, but the crusade was pretty much crushed in a single goddamn battle. The FIRST damn battle of the crusade.
Cadia had a pylon
it had to be destroyed
Funny how in the previous 12 crusades they never tried to attack it.
okay, and? That doesn't negate the point that it still needed to be destroyed
the pylons prevent the eye of terror from expanding, failbaddon is just an armless pussy
I'm just very suspicious of how Abby went down to the planet, got his ass handed to him like usual and then suddenly it turned out he was actually targeting the pylons he'd literally never attacked before and it was all part of his master plan to blow up Cadia. It seems like a cop out. Also, I admit, I haven't read the book, cause I've been told it's dog shit, but from what I gathered, some eldar fuckery that was going on on the other side of the galaxy ended up widening the eye of terror Goatse-style, to the point where it was big enough for abbadon to just go around Cadia and not give half a fuck about the pylon. Why the hell would he attack the damn thing if the eye of terror's already wide enough for him to do whatever he wants?
well, from my understanding, if the Necrons awaken and use the pylon, everything is about to get mega robot fucked. So the less, the better."
Also, GW writing
And then came trollzyn with his PokemonGo and saw a rare creed.
Still beats exploding along with the planet. Plus, if there's anyone who can escape from Trollzyn's collection, it's Creed.
Well, to be able to escape, you need outside help. And when that happends all of trollzyns colletion is going loose. And It's kinda a good thing as it's hinted that vulcan is in his collection.
Vulcan and creed, tag team deathmatch.
Oh, right. That's gonna be fun. I really hope now that Rowboat's back in action, they plan to gradually bring back all the lost primarchs, like Russ, Jighatai and maybe that moody bitch Johnson. It'd be fucking amazing. Also, it'd kind of balance things out. Chaos has endless hordes of demons, the imperium has endless hordes of guardsmen, both have marines, titans and vehicles, one has greater demons, the other has living saints and now they'll both have primarchs leading them and fucking shit up. All you need is the big E to turn into an actual god and they'll be on pretty much equal grounds.
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