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Consoles Owned: Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Mass Effect (series), Halo 4, Metro: Last Light, Farcry 3, Deadpool: the game, Borderlands 2, Singularity, Darksiders 2, probably other ones that I've forgot right about now.
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Interests: Warhammer 40k, Aviation, Mechanical engineering, Physics, Writing fiction, Firearms, Automobiles, Aircraft, Gaming, Reading, various other things.
Date Signed Up:8/30/2012
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#29 - Picture 10/31/2014 on MMOs in a nutshell +2
#28 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 10/31/2014 on MMOs in a nutshell +2
User avatar #36 - jtwagner (10/31/2014) [-]
Again the whole boobplate thing. It's not like boobs are elbows sticking out of your chests yo. Honestly, a slight overall curve would be much safer and would keep them from swinging wildly.
#49 - anonymous (10/31/2014) [-]
Well I don't see you posting any examples of how it should be done either!
#27 - Deliberately refraining from making this a Sisters of Battle thread. 10/31/2014 on MMOs in a nutshell +5
#26 - Picture 10/31/2014 on MMOs in a nutshell +2
#25 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 10/31/2014 on MMOs in a nutshell +2
#65 - flnonymousseven (10/31/2014) [-]
cleavage showing.
no visible pants.
looks like a character from a cold environment.

youdonegoofed.exe
User avatar #115 - schneidend (10/31/2014) [-]
People in ancient cultures wore skirts or otherwise non-pants all the time, even in cold climates. Greeks, Romans, Celts, etc.
#116 - flnonymousseven (10/31/2014) [-]
skirts that clearly exposed your upper thigh?
User avatar #119 - schneidend (10/31/2014) [-]
Her upper thigh isn't exposed. The exposed area is between her knees and upper thighs.
#124 - flnonymousseven (10/31/2014) [-]
oh come on.
#24 - Picture 10/31/2014 on MMOs in a nutshell +5
#23 - Picture 10/31/2014 on MMOs in a nutshell +9
#22 - Picture 10/31/2014 on MMOs in a nutshell +4
#21 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 10/31/2014 on MMOs in a nutshell +5
User avatar #209 - donbionicle (10/31/2014) [-]
I feel like I should know where this one is from. I want to say 40K but I don't recognize the markings or the ships.
#222 - noterax (10/31/2014) [-]
Human Tau maybe?
#20 - Picture 10/31/2014 on MMOs in a nutshell +3
#19 - cheeki breeki 10/31/2014 on MMOs in a nutshell +5
#18 - Picture 10/31/2014 on MMOs in a nutshell +4
#17 - Picture 10/31/2014 on MMOs in a nutshell +3
#16 - Ladies in practical armour, dump commencing.  [+] (57 new replies) 10/31/2014 on MMOs in a nutshell +35
#166 - ryderjbudde (10/31/2014) [-]
Take this.
User avatar #151 - loganmadder (10/31/2014) [-]
Wow, define practical... Maybe equal gender wise, but come on, now.
#85 - lordsepulchure (10/31/2014) [-]
Gravelyn from aqw she does changes er armor later to the less practical type, but that was to "appear weak" to the enemy.
User avatar #202 - unlithe (10/31/2014) [-]
fancy seeing you again. you go for the omniblade yet?
User avatar #215 - lordsepulchure (10/31/2014) [-]
Nah, I only play Dragonfable, and I don't bother to play the other games just for that blade.
User avatar #216 - unlithe (10/31/2014) [-]
really? can't say i like dragonfable that much myself. i like social interactions and dragonfable/mechquest just seems so bereft and desolate without anyone to talk to or do things with.
User avatar #217 - lordsepulchure (10/31/2014) [-]
Well I used to play AQW, but got hacked a few years ago, lost all my stuff, never played it since.
User avatar #218 - unlithe (10/31/2014) [-]
messed around in herosmash a bit and it isn't half bad.
User avatar #219 - lordsepulchure (10/31/2014) [-]
I did also play MechQuest a bit, and AQ, but not that much, Dragonfable and AQW was the shit. But then I got hacked and now it's just Dragonfable, which kind of suits me as I don't actually play it that much anymore, only once a week to play through the new release. There are exceptions.
User avatar #53 - mereglim (10/31/2014) [-]
www.fashion-souls.com ?g=f&Head=162&Chest=281&Arms=328&Legs=408
#50 - genericnewfag (10/31/2014) [-]
if a woman with massive knockers puts her right hand on the back of her left shoulder, reaching across her chest, her boobs will squish. metal doesn't squish. boob shaped armour restricts movement. a breastplate should be relatively flat regardless of gender.

themoreyouknow.gif
#165 - ryderjbudde (10/31/2014) [-]
Woman knights would have worn compression garments.
#87 - krokberg (10/31/2014) [-]
Boobarmor could also be really dangerous for a person's ribcage if someone hits a boob, the force from the blow will go straight to the center of the ribcage because of the shape of the armor. Boobshaped armor also makes blows less likely to be deflected, the armor may infact cause the weapon to slide into the boobarmor cleavage (never thought I would write that), which obviously is not a good thing.
#80 - shogg (10/31/2014) [-]
Plus codpieces, which could get almost as long
#79 - shogg (10/31/2014) [-]
For example, the fucking sabaton could get up to 3' onnobles armours
User avatar #113 - schneidend (10/31/2014) [-]
Shit's decorative, yo. Something like that would have been on a suit not designed for combat, but for parades and such.
User avatar #121 - shogg (10/31/2014) [-]
German officers would wear those into battle, man. They'd ride horses and kick peoples heads in.
User avatar #123 - schneidend (10/31/2014) [-]
Source? That sounds insanely impractical to have feet that long. They'd be in the way if you had to fight on foot, and taking your long-ass boot out of the stirrups to kick a guy would be insanely risky in heavy armor as it would make you easier to dismount.
User avatar #153 - shogg (10/31/2014) [-]
I don't have a source online, but I got the info from the place my brother works. It's like a medieval education thing, they do shows at the ROM, live steel combat and such. It would be high-up guys doing it, mostly, so they wouldn't really be in combat, more for if someone went up to them they could kick them in the face.
User avatar #76 - shogg (10/31/2014) [-]
>implying actual armour designers where ever thinking practically
#101 - jackflak (10/31/2014) [-]
>Implying they weren't

See #48
User avatar #122 - shogg (10/31/2014) [-]
>Implying Joanne of Arc was even supposesed to be fighting
#48 - anonymous (10/31/2014) [-]
Jeanne d'Arc approves of this thread.
#45 - SirFail (10/31/2014) [-]
Spartan Commander Palmer
#39 - Pred (10/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #35 - jtwagner (10/31/2014) [-]
That boobplate would guide a sword right into what looks like the weakest part of that chest piece. That's not practical.
#33 - krasnogvardiech (10/31/2014) [-]
In conclusion, slutmail is shit.
#91 - notawolf (10/31/2014) [-]
Plot twist: All of them are guys irl!
#32 - krasnogvardiech (10/31/2014) [-]
A few of the redskin chicks in here.
User avatar #182 - fukerar (10/31/2014) [-]
Those horned elfs are from tera online
#40 - Pred (10/31/2014) [-]
Sauce pls..

Or is this Skyrim on 50GB of mods?
#41 - asftrooper (10/31/2014) [-]
looks like Gmod or SFM to me, but I could be wrong
#31 - krasnogvardiech (10/31/2014) [-]
The chick in this.
#30 - krasnogvardiech (10/31/2014) [-]
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#28 - krasnogvardiech (10/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #36 - jtwagner (10/31/2014) [-]
Again the whole boobplate thing. It's not like boobs are elbows sticking out of your chests yo. Honestly, a slight overall curve would be much safer and would keep them from swinging wildly.
#49 - anonymous (10/31/2014) [-]
Well I don't see you posting any examples of how it should be done either!
#27 - krasnogvardiech (10/31/2014) [-]
Deliberately refraining from making this a Sisters of Battle thread.
#26 - krasnogvardiech (10/31/2014) [-]
#25 - krasnogvardiech (10/31/2014) [-]
#65 - flnonymousseven (10/31/2014) [-]
cleavage showing.
no visible pants.
looks like a character from a cold environment.

youdonegoofed.exe
User avatar #115 - schneidend (10/31/2014) [-]
People in ancient cultures wore skirts or otherwise non-pants all the time, even in cold climates. Greeks, Romans, Celts, etc.
#116 - flnonymousseven (10/31/2014) [-]
skirts that clearly exposed your upper thigh?
User avatar #119 - schneidend (10/31/2014) [-]
Her upper thigh isn't exposed. The exposed area is between her knees and upper thighs.
#124 - flnonymousseven (10/31/2014) [-]
oh come on.
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User avatar #209 - donbionicle (10/31/2014) [-]
I feel like I should know where this one is from. I want to say 40K but I don't recognize the markings or the ships.
#222 - noterax (10/31/2014) [-]
Human Tau maybe?
#20 - krasnogvardiech (10/31/2014) [-]
#19 - krasnogvardiech (10/31/2014) [-]
cheeki breeki
#18 - krasnogvardiech (10/31/2014) [-]
#17 - krasnogvardiech (10/31/2014) [-]
#17 - The replier's being nice and humoring them. No ********… 10/31/2014 on The first one is a troll BTW. +12
#280 - anonymous Back to the classics. 10/31/2014 on rename anon +3
#63 - Picture 10/31/2014 on Caption Challenge 0
#54 - Ride out. Ride out and meet them. 10/31/2014 on We own you +3
#52 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/31/2014 on We own you +4
#54 - krasnogvardiech (10/31/2014) [-]
Ride out. Ride out and meet them.
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#78 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/31/2014 on Who lieks durk souls? +2
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#45 - Is that normal? To randomly say things to passersby? Weird … 10/31/2014 on 10 Hours of Walking in NYC... 0
#109 - I said. This is my very finest. 10/30/2014 on HUGE 4chan comp. Part 16/32 +1
#107 - Maybe. It's the text I wanted to show, not the …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/30/2014 on HUGE 4chan comp. Part 16/32 +1
User avatar #108 - lahel (10/30/2014) [-]
hehe yeah, was just joking. anyways you did a great job. i love every single one of those.
User avatar #109 - krasnogvardiech (10/30/2014) [-]
I said. This is my very finest.
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#1881 - matexius (2 hours ago) [-]
Found something new...
User avatar #1882 to #1881 - tentaquil (2 hours ago) [-]
nice
User avatar #1879 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
Santa Kras gives many gifts to syrianassassins people

C&C Generals - "AK47s for everyone!"
#1878 - bionicpanda (12/24/2014) [-]
Hope you have a nice one
Hope you have a nice one
User avatar #1880 to #1878 - krasnogvardiech (12/25/2014) [-]
Cheers, mate.
#1868 to #1867 - krasnogvardiech (12/24/2014) [-]
That cat's face pretty much sums up my reaction to the Forged Alliance expansion for Supreme Commander.

******* Seraphim.
#1869 to #1868 - syrianassassin (12/24/2014) [-]
looks like everything is now being ****** . and we are loosing.
User avatar #1870 to #1869 - krasnogvardiech (12/24/2014) [-]
What's happening?
#1871 to #1870 - syrianassassin (12/24/2014) [-]
take a look at this world.

and you tell me whats happening?
User avatar #1872 to #1871 - krasnogvardiech (12/24/2014) [-]
Yes, because I'm not aware of the majority of it - let alone any significant event that's occurred.

**** happens quick, and news doesn't spread as fast.
User avatar #1873 to #1872 - syrianassassin (12/24/2014) [-]
**** happens quick because we let it happen.

news are just a puppet. and 98% all belongs to one groups spreading what they want for their own interest.

i guess it is the time (really) to shut down the media.
User avatar #1874 to #1873 - krasnogvardiech (12/24/2014) [-]
Hold on. Nothing happens that easy.

First off, start defining things. Which media do you want to shut down? What do you mean by 'media', the liberal trash of the U.S or the somewhat more honest organizations of the rest of the world?

The world doesn't revolve around the states. And of course it does, that's how fascism works. Not a bad system either, if not for the laziness and spinelessness of those involved.
User avatar #1875 to #1874 - syrianassassin (12/24/2014) [-]
the first one is as you said.

as you can see the CIA-SIL are spreading fast because the media support. the only way to shut them down is to close the media in iraq and syria.

but of course the world will go public outcry/
User avatar #1876 to #1875 - krasnogvardiech (12/24/2014) [-]
How would that work? Media in that region consists of people on ham radios reporting things to one another. Except for air traffic controllers and the like, but then again word of mouth is the primarily relied-on source. And you know how bad that is. Unless I'm wrong and they really do look to obviously edited propaganda as the truth.
User avatar #1877 to #1876 - syrianassassin (12/24/2014) [-]
this is the problem. the CIA-SIL got stronger because the media. the only way to clear them is first close it then eradicate the area they live in.
#1847 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
ahhhh Kras
i see you trolling the amerifats
User avatar #1848 to #1847 - krasnogvardiech (12/20/2014) [-]
Not intentionally. The dude's being an idiot and not giving details and sources. If he backed up his claims with legitimate and verified evidence I'd believe it.
#1849 to #1848 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
implying amerifats give a 						****					 about evidence
implying amerifats give a **** about evidence
User avatar #1850 to #1849 - krasnogvardiech (12/20/2014) [-]
Well, I'm a Ukrainian-turned-Kiwi. Facts, evidence, details and the hard crunchy **** is what I work with. No groupthink crap.
User avatar #1851 to #1850 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
no matter where you go
you are of MOTHERLAND

yeah its kinda ****** up how amerifats think they know more about places than the people who LIVE there
#1852 to #1851 - krasnogvardiech (12/20/2014) [-]
I may be of Motherland, but I am also of Man. I am TERRAN.

Simple arrogance. The British did that too, except that was back in the days when the Empire was full of hard cunts who earned the right to be arrogant.
#1854 to #1853 - krasnogvardiech (12/20/2014) [-]
All the best ideas came from Holy Terra.
User avatar #1855 to #1854 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
aha but the best marines came from motherland

Мать Россия создали Нострамо

HMKids - Lost in the Darkness (Night Hunter Konrad Curze / Конрад Кёрз)
#1856 to #1855 - krasnogvardiech (12/20/2014) [-]
*Spetsnaz. Marines are sissies compared to them.
#1857 to #1856 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
< the best space marine

better than your spetsnaz casuals
User avatar #1858 to #1857 - krasnogvardiech (12/20/2014) [-]
He's ******* unkillable, what did you expect?

And literally, he cannot die. Even the Emperor's mind-bullets of doom that wiped out Horus couldn't bring that down.
#1859 to #1858 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
plus russians will never look as cool as NIGHT LORDS
#1860 to #1859 - krasnogvardiech (12/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, well unlike you we're not supposed to stand around looking cool. It's a side effect.
User avatar #1861 to #1860 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
yeah because your spets are just in and out like casuals and have to come back later if a new problem comes up

Night Lords stick around to cause fear so theres no more enemies brave enough to fight them
#1862 to #1861 - krasnogvardiech (12/20/2014) [-]
The Tempestus is supposed to go in-and-out. Call the regular Guard if you want line-holding action.
User avatar #1863 to #1862 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
yeah waste time having to call them back later

and insurgents arent gonna be scared of regular troopers....

casual krasual doesnt understand the benefit of FEAR
#1864 to #1863 - krasnogvardiech (12/20/2014) [-]
Who needs fear when the barrels of our tanks are bigger than your head?
User avatar #1865 to #1864 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
but tanks cant go everywhere, are easily spotted and taken out

User avatar #1866 to #1865 - krasnogvardiech (12/20/2014) [-]
Not when there's another tank outflanking whoever's shooting m8
User avatar #1845 - konradkurze (12/19/2014) [-]
Kras fave movie scene

Soviet Victory and Anthem (1944 version) Over Berlin
#1846 to #1845 - krasnogvardiech (12/19/2014) [-]
Not really. But it's alright.
#1844 - konradkurze (12/19/2014) [-]
sing it with me Kras

National Anthem of USSR
User avatar #1839 - konradkurze (12/12/2014) [-]
KRASNO
i have mission for you comrade
#1840 to #1839 - krasnogvardiech (12/12/2014) [-]
красно армеец готов
User avatar #1841 to #1840 - konradkurze (12/12/2014) [-]
got a troll lurking around redthumbing me, can you please greenthumb my comments before he logs in
User avatar #1842 to #1841 - krasnogvardiech (12/12/2014) [-]
Big bloody deal. You live off yer thumb ratio or something?
User avatar #1843 to #1842 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
trying to collect items and reds slow me down
User avatar #1835 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
судьбу России
слава Родины

USA open your eyes.Russia's destiny
#1833 - konradkurze (12/04/2014) [-]
that moment i fear Kras wants to kill me and brew me into alcohol
#1834 to #1833 - krasnogvardiech (12/04/2014) [-]
dis b u

u r potato
User avatar #1824 - konradkurze (12/03/2014) [-]
*pokes* wake up bear
#1825 to #1824 - krasnogvardiech (12/03/2014) [-]
RHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
User avatar #1826 to #1825 - konradkurze (12/03/2014) [-]
bad bear
John West Commercial: Man Fights Bear for Fish
User avatar #1828 to #1827 - konradkurze (12/03/2014) [-]
i have anti-bear weapon

Bear vs crocodile
#1829 to #1828 - krasnogvardiech (12/03/2014) [-]
He was on the steroid
#1830 to #1829 - konradkurze (12/03/2014) [-]
this makes kras sad
#1831 to #1830 - krasnogvardiech (12/03/2014) [-]
*sobs quietly*
User avatar #1832 to #1831 - konradkurze (12/03/2014) [-]
**konradkurze collects your alcoholic tears and sells to irish buyers**
User avatar #1821 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
ahhhh motherland

Kras youre missing out on weird ****

Mickey Mouse and Spongebob Beat Up RUSSIAN Driver FIGHT!
User avatar #1822 to #1821 - krasnogvardiech (11/22/2014) [-]
Seen it already. We're culturally desensitized to this sort of **** .
User avatar #1823 to #1822 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
* weird **** every day
* people are feisty as hell
* gunfire is just a daily thing
* people are desensitized to it all

holy **** ..russia is like a huge new york
User avatar #1819 - gugek (11/22/2014) [-]
Good morning! I hope you have a fantastic day my friend .
User avatar #1812 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
*kidnaps Kras and dumps him in the middle of chechnya with out a 9mm pistol*
User avatar #1813 to #1812 - krasnogvardiech (11/22/2014) [-]
>remove chechen
>acquire ********
>ditch ***********
>migrate south
>remove kebab
User avatar #1814 to #1813 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
Kraspetsnaz
#1815 to #1814 - krasnogvardiech (11/22/2014) [-]
/k/rasniy gopnik
User avatar #1816 to #1815 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
a spetsnaz with a fork is more deadly than 100 soldier with rifles
User avatar #1817 to #1816 - krasnogvardiech (11/22/2014) [-]
doubt. Spetsnaz would blow up the rifles before they got them.

Failing that, just remove all the firing pins. Bam, instant 100 clubs.
User avatar #1818 to #1817 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
my russian friend told me about 2 movies with spetsnaz being awesome

one...a spetsnaz was checking an area with for enemies...a guy jumped out and grabbed his rifle....the struggled for a moment but when the spets figured it was taking too long he just pushed his rifle at the guy, drew his pistol and shot him them got his rifle back

another one had a bad guy with an ak....the spets ran up, and kicked under the gun twice...first time unloading the magazine the second cocking out the chambered round.....the guy was in a state of shock...how did the spets do that....the spets took his rifle....reloaded it, gave it back to the guy....double kicked again to unload it...the guy was impressed...then the spets killed him
User avatar #1802 - anotherponyaccount (11/21/2014) [-]
Thank you Russian-Bear-Man, I avoided egg on my face with that last image
User avatar #1803 to #1802 - krasnogvardiech (11/21/2014) [-]
I lost track of the subject. Which image?
User avatar #1804 to #1803 - anotherponyaccount (11/21/2014) [-]
How so I expect no Australian to read the last pic (Fallout wishlist)
User avatar #1805 to #1804 - krasnogvardiech (11/21/2014) [-]
Oh, that. All good.

So, howzit? I reckon Fallout 4 will bring in either something completely new, or disappointingly less.

Personally, I'd like it to be even more rich with potassium (/k/) than New Vegas was. Each weapon type being a different system, with each different weapon being a different version of so.

Rails, trigger systems, firing pins and barrels, rifling, the works. And silencers and scopes and other such things.
User avatar #1806 to #1805 - anotherponyaccount (11/21/2014) [-]
Strength at 10, Dual wield Gatling lasers
User avatar #1807 to #1806 - krasnogvardiech (11/21/2014) [-]
Give me specifics, you dense ************ !

Strength 10 allows you to hold and effectively use a weapon ~15 kilograms in each hand. Since there is no way you are able to dual-weild heavy minigun laser weapons, they will have to be systems similar to an RCW mounted on submachinegun frames. Since they're laser weapons, recoil will be minimal.
The focusing and optics will be shot to hell right quick. About 30 seconds of sustained fire equalling 600 full-power shots, 3500 half-power shots.
#1808 to #1807 - anotherponyaccount (11/21/2014) [-]
I this not think this through, I just said what I thought was cool but did stop to think if it should.   
 And I meant two gatling lasers, one in left hand and one in right hand
I this not think this through, I just said what I thought was cool but did stop to think if it should.
And I meant two gatling lasers, one in left hand and one in right hand
User avatar #1809 to #1808 - krasnogvardiech (11/21/2014) [-]
Gatling lasers akimbo is just impractical. They're weapons designed to be operated with two or more hands, with the reloading and such.
Pistols are much more easily managed. In that case it's tricky, but not impossible to reload with just one hand.
User avatar #1810 to #1809 - anotherponyaccount (11/21/2014) [-]
Well **** . ************************ .gif and I'd love to continue this conversation but her in Australia it's midnight - so, peace
User avatar #1811 to #1810 - krasnogvardiech (11/21/2014) [-]
Cheers. But I'm actually over in the Scotland of the southern hemisphere, aka Kiwiana. Over the ditch and all that. Anyhoo, have a good one.
User avatar #1798 - konradkurze (11/20/2014) [-]
*prods Kras' jiggly beer belly*
User avatar #1799 to #1798 - krasnogvardiech (11/20/2014) [-]
It's plump, but flattening and hardening gradually. Still hairy as **** .
User avatar #1801 to #1799 - konradkurze (11/20/2014) [-]
beer BEAR belly
User avatar #1784 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 79**
what percent casual is Kras
#1785 to #1784 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
I only need 21% to kick your ass buddy boyo
User avatar #1786 to #1785 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 31**
what percent lazy is kras
User avatar #1787 to #1786 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
Siesta.
User avatar #1788 to #1787 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 0**
this is how many hours a day Kras actually gets out of bed
User avatar #1789 to #1788 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
Brain inside skeleton
cerebral cavity is bed for brain

ergo
never leave bed
User avatar #1790 to #1789 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled comment #78 ** :
suffocated by everything

the voice Kras hears in his head
User avatar #1791 to #1790 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
I killed it
#1792 to #1791 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
yfw killed your brain
User avatar #1793 to #1792 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
Me, b0xxy? **** that **** outta here.
#1794 to #1793 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
this is my power hand
its for slapping bitches who badmouth boxxy

*powerslaps Kras*
User avatar #1795 to #1794 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
Well, **** you and your retard Gaia-playing waifu.
User avatar #1796 to #1795 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
i bet you kiss girls, faggot
User avatar #1797 to #1796 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
I also **** 'em right in the pussy.
#1779 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
i must be really ******* bored if i thought of this
User avatar #1780 to #1779 - krasnogvardiech (11/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, you were.

Come on mate, you're a bloody Primarch. Pull your **** together.
User avatar #1781 to #1780 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
well not everyone is as boring and 'sane' as you loyalists

a focused mind is a dull mind
User avatar #1782 to #1781 - krasnogvardiech (11/14/2014) [-]
Dull equals getting **** done. I'll gladly trade that off for things.
User avatar #1783 to #1782 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
dull means stagnation.....
#1778 - matexius (11/13/2014) [-]
Brokranian... I've found something...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2M5l__vCwo

I'd try to translate it... but... I'm still trying to figure out Cyrilic letters...
pic not related...just one of my current background...although I have been listening to Iron Maiden in the last few months...possibly best decision I've made yet...
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