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I agree, keeping with logic and common sense is normally a priority. The hills have eyes, y'know?
On the other hand, there is a point where reason is to be thrown to the curb. We have gone past that point and that is why I am here.

latest user's comments

#16 - Did you really think I'd **** around with the other one…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Vodkas good for you 0
#17 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
yeah but vdv has a celebrity singer
the others dont

https://youtube.com/devicesupport
#18 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
Spetsnaz has operational freedom once things get fucked up.
#19 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
and did you see the parade back on the 9th?

your boys came out with the armata tank...possibly the worlds first gen 5 tank

i bet america is shitting itself mad that russia is winning the arms race now
User avatar #20 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
The arms race will only be a cause for concern if it continues. And the economy's due to collapse soon.

Speaking of, Putin has stated that Russia is going to help Iraq beat ISIS the fuck down.

So that's nice.
#21 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
usa wont like that

they want isis to keep stirring up shit and let usa stay there
russia actually beating isis would destroy american domination of the area
User avatar #22 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
How the fuck does that work? That's goddamn backwards - the bases were and are going to be there for years yet.
#23 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
americans want to camp down in the middle east and milk it hunting false flag terrorists forever.....
if russia actually steps in to crush them then usa's money farming days are cut short
#14 - Or the fleet was already in the area and full of bored seamen.  [+] (9 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Vodkas good for you 0
#15 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, 1-6*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls 6**
what power should Kras join

1: army
2: navy
3: air force
4: OMOH
5: VDV
6: spetsnaz
#16 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
Did you really think I'd fuck around with the other ones? Waste of time.
#17 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
yeah but vdv has a celebrity singer
the others dont

https://youtube.com/devicesupport
#18 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
Spetsnaz has operational freedom once things get fucked up.
#19 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
and did you see the parade back on the 9th?

your boys came out with the armata tank...possibly the worlds first gen 5 tank

i bet america is shitting itself mad that russia is winning the arms race now
User avatar #20 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
The arms race will only be a cause for concern if it continues. And the economy's due to collapse soon.

Speaking of, Putin has stated that Russia is going to help Iraq beat ISIS the fuck down.

So that's nice.
#21 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
usa wont like that

they want isis to keep stirring up shit and let usa stay there
russia actually beating isis would destroy american domination of the area
User avatar #22 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
How the fuck does that work? That's goddamn backwards - the bases were and are going to be there for years yet.
#23 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
americans want to camp down in the middle east and milk it hunting false flag terrorists forever.....
if russia actually steps in to crush them then usa's money farming days are cut short
#12 - Business as usual.  [+] (11 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Vodkas good for you 0
#13 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
kinda where russia is better than the west

when monkey pirates hijack normal cargo ships...the owners negotiate and pay ransoms

when the oogaboogas took over a russian cargo ship...russia sent half its black sea fleet down to the coast of somalia and told them give the ship back or they'll bombard the coastal city

probably cost more to deploy the fleet than pay the ransom....but russians wont show that kinda weakness to give into pirates
User avatar #14 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
Or the fleet was already in the area and full of bored seamen.
#15 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, 1-6*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls 6**
what power should Kras join

1: army
2: navy
3: air force
4: OMOH
5: VDV
6: spetsnaz
#16 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
Did you really think I'd fuck around with the other ones? Waste of time.
#17 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
yeah but vdv has a celebrity singer
the others dont

https://youtube.com/devicesupport
#18 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
Spetsnaz has operational freedom once things get fucked up.
#19 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
and did you see the parade back on the 9th?

your boys came out with the armata tank...possibly the worlds first gen 5 tank

i bet america is shitting itself mad that russia is winning the arms race now
User avatar #20 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
The arms race will only be a cause for concern if it continues. And the economy's due to collapse soon.

Speaking of, Putin has stated that Russia is going to help Iraq beat ISIS the fuck down.

So that's nice.
#21 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
usa wont like that

they want isis to keep stirring up shit and let usa stay there
russia actually beating isis would destroy american domination of the area
User avatar #22 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
How the fuck does that work? That's goddamn backwards - the bases were and are going to be there for years yet.
#23 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
americans want to camp down in the middle east and milk it hunting false flag terrorists forever.....
if russia actually steps in to crush them then usa's money farming days are cut short
#47 - I thought of these ******* at first. 05/22/2015 on Sir Daniel(in the works) +1
#69 - Picture 05/22/2015 on Types of Gryphons +1
#10 - Maximum kekafork but this is not messed up e…  [+] (13 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Vodkas good for you 0
#11 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
russian military for the lols

like one time an american warship looked through their scopes and saw what they thought was a russian ship on fire...they got closer and saw it was just the russians having a huge bonfire on the decks for fun

and lets not forget how the russians "negotiate' with pirates
https://youtube.com/devicesupport
User avatar #12 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
Business as usual.
#13 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
kinda where russia is better than the west

when monkey pirates hijack normal cargo ships...the owners negotiate and pay ransoms

when the oogaboogas took over a russian cargo ship...russia sent half its black sea fleet down to the coast of somalia and told them give the ship back or they'll bombard the coastal city

probably cost more to deploy the fleet than pay the ransom....but russians wont show that kinda weakness to give into pirates
User avatar #14 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
Or the fleet was already in the area and full of bored seamen.
#15 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, 1-6*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls 6**
what power should Kras join

1: army
2: navy
3: air force
4: OMOH
5: VDV
6: spetsnaz
#16 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
Did you really think I'd fuck around with the other ones? Waste of time.
#17 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
yeah but vdv has a celebrity singer
the others dont

https://youtube.com/devicesupport
#18 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
Spetsnaz has operational freedom once things get fucked up.
#19 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
and did you see the parade back on the 9th?

your boys came out with the armata tank...possibly the worlds first gen 5 tank

i bet america is shitting itself mad that russia is winning the arms race now
User avatar #20 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
The arms race will only be a cause for concern if it continues. And the economy's due to collapse soon.

Speaking of, Putin has stated that Russia is going to help Iraq beat ISIS the fuck down.

So that's nice.
#21 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
usa wont like that

they want isis to keep stirring up shit and let usa stay there
russia actually beating isis would destroy american domination of the area
User avatar #22 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
How the fuck does that work? That's goddamn backwards - the bases were and are going to be there for years yet.
#23 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
americans want to camp down in the middle east and milk it hunting false flag terrorists forever.....
if russia actually steps in to crush them then usa's money farming days are cut short
#8 - nyet I eat salt Salt ceases to exist in the …  [+] (15 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Vodkas good for you +1
#9 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
here
have some very messed up russians

https://youtube.com/devicesupport
User avatar #10 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
Maximum kekafork

but this is not messed up

everyday bullshit

is perfect fine
#11 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
russian military for the lols

like one time an american warship looked through their scopes and saw what they thought was a russian ship on fire...they got closer and saw it was just the russians having a huge bonfire on the decks for fun

and lets not forget how the russians "negotiate' with pirates
https://youtube.com/devicesupport
User avatar #12 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
Business as usual.
#13 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
kinda where russia is better than the west

when monkey pirates hijack normal cargo ships...the owners negotiate and pay ransoms

when the oogaboogas took over a russian cargo ship...russia sent half its black sea fleet down to the coast of somalia and told them give the ship back or they'll bombard the coastal city

probably cost more to deploy the fleet than pay the ransom....but russians wont show that kinda weakness to give into pirates
User avatar #14 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
Or the fleet was already in the area and full of bored seamen.
#15 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, 1-6*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls 6**
what power should Kras join

1: army
2: navy
3: air force
4: OMOH
5: VDV
6: spetsnaz
#16 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
Did you really think I'd fuck around with the other ones? Waste of time.
#17 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
yeah but vdv has a celebrity singer
the others dont

https://youtube.com/devicesupport
#18 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
Spetsnaz has operational freedom once things get fucked up.
#19 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
and did you see the parade back on the 9th?

your boys came out with the armata tank...possibly the worlds first gen 5 tank

i bet america is shitting itself mad that russia is winning the arms race now
User avatar #20 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
The arms race will only be a cause for concern if it continues. And the economy's due to collapse soon.

Speaking of, Putin has stated that Russia is going to help Iraq beat ISIS the fuck down.

So that's nice.
#21 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
usa wont like that

they want isis to keep stirring up shit and let usa stay there
russia actually beating isis would destroy american domination of the area
User avatar #22 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
How the fuck does that work? That's goddamn backwards - the bases were and are going to be there for years yet.
#23 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
americans want to camp down in the middle east and milk it hunting false flag terrorists forever.....
if russia actually steps in to crush them then usa's money farming days are cut short
#6 - This means that I've eaten the sea with all the amount of salt I eat.  [+] (17 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Vodkas good for you 0
#7 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
> kras admits he is salty
User avatar #8 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
nyet

I eat salt

Salt ceases to exist in the zone of my influence

hence why I am chill

Haiku
#9 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
here
have some very messed up russians

https://youtube.com/devicesupport
User avatar #10 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
Maximum kekafork

but this is not messed up

everyday bullshit

is perfect fine
#11 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
russian military for the lols

like one time an american warship looked through their scopes and saw what they thought was a russian ship on fire...they got closer and saw it was just the russians having a huge bonfire on the decks for fun

and lets not forget how the russians "negotiate' with pirates
https://youtube.com/devicesupport
User avatar #12 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
Business as usual.
#13 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
kinda where russia is better than the west

when monkey pirates hijack normal cargo ships...the owners negotiate and pay ransoms

when the oogaboogas took over a russian cargo ship...russia sent half its black sea fleet down to the coast of somalia and told them give the ship back or they'll bombard the coastal city

probably cost more to deploy the fleet than pay the ransom....but russians wont show that kinda weakness to give into pirates
User avatar #14 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
Or the fleet was already in the area and full of bored seamen.
#15 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, 1-6*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls 6**
what power should Kras join

1: army
2: navy
3: air force
4: OMOH
5: VDV
6: spetsnaz
#16 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
Did you really think I'd fuck around with the other ones? Waste of time.
#17 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
yeah but vdv has a celebrity singer
the others dont

https://youtube.com/devicesupport
#18 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
Spetsnaz has operational freedom once things get fucked up.
#19 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
and did you see the parade back on the 9th?

your boys came out with the armata tank...possibly the worlds first gen 5 tank

i bet america is shitting itself mad that russia is winning the arms race now
User avatar #20 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
The arms race will only be a cause for concern if it continues. And the economy's due to collapse soon.

Speaking of, Putin has stated that Russia is going to help Iraq beat ISIS the fuck down.

So that's nice.
#21 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
usa wont like that

they want isis to keep stirring up shit and let usa stay there
russia actually beating isis would destroy american domination of the area
User avatar #22 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
How the fuck does that work? That's goddamn backwards - the bases were and are going to be there for years yet.
#23 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
americans want to camp down in the middle east and milk it hunting false flag terrorists forever.....
if russia actually steps in to crush them then usa's money farming days are cut short
#4 - Technically. Just like wine is actually a fruit.  [+] (19 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Vodkas good for you +2
#5 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
technically arent all alcohols fruits and veggies

like even beer is hops and barley...aka plants
User avatar #6 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
This means that I've eaten the sea with all the amount of salt I eat.
#7 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
> kras admits he is salty
User avatar #8 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
nyet

I eat salt

Salt ceases to exist in the zone of my influence

hence why I am chill

Haiku
#9 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
here
have some very messed up russians

https://youtube.com/devicesupport
User avatar #10 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
Maximum kekafork

but this is not messed up

everyday bullshit

is perfect fine
#11 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
russian military for the lols

like one time an american warship looked through their scopes and saw what they thought was a russian ship on fire...they got closer and saw it was just the russians having a huge bonfire on the decks for fun

and lets not forget how the russians "negotiate' with pirates
https://youtube.com/devicesupport
User avatar #12 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
Business as usual.
#13 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
kinda where russia is better than the west

when monkey pirates hijack normal cargo ships...the owners negotiate and pay ransoms

when the oogaboogas took over a russian cargo ship...russia sent half its black sea fleet down to the coast of somalia and told them give the ship back or they'll bombard the coastal city

probably cost more to deploy the fleet than pay the ransom....but russians wont show that kinda weakness to give into pirates
User avatar #14 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
Or the fleet was already in the area and full of bored seamen.
#15 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, 1-6*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls 6**
what power should Kras join

1: army
2: navy
3: air force
4: OMOH
5: VDV
6: spetsnaz
#16 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
Did you really think I'd fuck around with the other ones? Waste of time.
#17 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
yeah but vdv has a celebrity singer
the others dont

https://youtube.com/devicesupport
#18 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
Spetsnaz has operational freedom once things get fucked up.
#19 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
and did you see the parade back on the 9th?

your boys came out with the armata tank...possibly the worlds first gen 5 tank

i bet america is shitting itself mad that russia is winning the arms race now
User avatar #20 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
The arms race will only be a cause for concern if it continues. And the economy's due to collapse soon.

Speaking of, Putin has stated that Russia is going to help Iraq beat ISIS the fuck down.

So that's nice.
#21 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
usa wont like that

they want isis to keep stirring up shit and let usa stay there
russia actually beating isis would destroy american domination of the area
User avatar #22 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
How the fuck does that work? That's goddamn backwards - the bases were and are going to be there for years yet.
#23 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
americans want to camp down in the middle east and milk it hunting false flag terrorists forever.....
if russia actually steps in to crush them then usa's money farming days are cut short
#62 - Careful not to be too cormy there.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2015 on Photoshop gold 0
#90 - anonymous (05/22/2015) [-]
why the fuck uses that word 'corny'
#112 - 'merica  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2015 on Clouds That Actually Look... +1
#133 - ryix (05/22/2015) [-]
F*ck yeah
#111 - I see a dude with a greatsword charging. Possibly sho…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Clouds That Actually Look... +2
User avatar #132 - moldybreadcrumb (05/22/2015) [-]
I see a turtle with a greatsword charging
User avatar #113 - nexuslament (05/22/2015) [-]
it doesn't have a definitive name so its open to perspective.
#50 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Photoshop gold +4
#51 - cormy (05/22/2015) [-]
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!
FOOLS! YOU'VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDER!
#64 - ventusvsroxas (05/22/2015) [-]
let me fix that for you
User avatar #62 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
Careful not to be too cormy there.
#90 - anonymous (05/22/2015) [-]
why the fuck uses that word 'corny'
#38 - das gay man 05/22/2015 on inner balance 0
#124 - I'm a worker, not a fighter. If I was with you mad bastards, w…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Q&A ARENA -1
User avatar #156 - arena (05/22/2015) [-]
Yea. OBVIOUSLY .
#174 - krasnogvardiech (05/22/2015) [-]
#r00d

fo real man id str8 preci8
User avatar #175 - arena (05/22/2015) [-]
I'll give you a mention in the next upload
#5 - DUTY is the right way forward! DUTY is the one holding the… 05/22/2015 on Freedom 0
#13 - Why do the shower nozzles at Auschwitz have only nine holes? … 05/21/2015 on Poor choice of words israel +3
#3 - Picture 05/21/2015 on I’m just big-boned. +18
#10 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2015 on WH40k +31
User avatar #27 - warzon (05/21/2015) [-]
*BOOM, guy's head explodes, off to the storm planet to become a pysker*
#15 - solidderking (05/21/2015) [-]
Fucking Psykers, trying to kill you with their mind and shit
#159 - Never too late to start. 05/21/2015 on Obesity +1
#10 - Squats and Oats, bruh. 05/21/2015 on inner balance +3
#72 - Absolutely fantastic. It's been one hell of a ride, arena! 05/21/2015 on The reign of King Fedora... 0
#130 - Sigmar. The God-Emperor in WHFB, the great-grandaddy of 40k. 05/21/2015 on 41st millennium humor 0
#12 - Taken half a year ago. He's up to my thigh now. 05/20/2015 on Doge 13 +1
#589 - Picture 05/20/2015 on GIF contest +3

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#2361 - falloutsurvivor (5 hours ago) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Naruto headbands.**
what is kras superpower
#2360 - rageblade (17 hours ago) [-]
is the lazy bear awake?
#2354 - falloutsurvivor (05/24/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor buys Kras a russian havoc copter**
User avatar #2355 to #2354 - krasnogvardiech (05/24/2015) [-]
ffs kurze

i need to sleep

stop tempting me from it
#2356 to #2355 - falloutsurvivor (05/24/2015) [-]
wtf its only 10pm
you lazy blob
User avatar #2357 to #2356 - krasnogvardiech (05/24/2015) [-]
I need to get up for work tomorrow tho

and my alarms fail to wake me.
#2358 to #2357 - falloutsurvivor (05/24/2015) [-]
lazy bear does not wake easily
#2353 - rageblade (05/23/2015) [-]
i think we need to post fake porn of kras out in the fields with the sheep
#2351 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
*sniffs*
i smell borscht
kras must have logged in
User avatar #2352 to #2351 - krasnogvardiech (05/23/2015) [-]
Playing Hellgate London. Wazup?
#2350 - rageblade (05/21/2015) [-]
that moment when kras met admin
https://youtube.com/devicesupport
#2347 - falloutsurvivor (05/16/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Flash flooding.**
what kinda tv show should we put kras in
#2349 to #2347 - falloutsurvivor (05/16/2015) [-]
great
kras brings his rasputitsa to new zealand
User avatar #2348 to #2347 - krasnogvardiech (05/16/2015) [-]
Nice, surfing.
#2341 - rageblade (05/15/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll cah answer*"**
**rageblade rolls Hot Pockets©.**
what kind of girlfriend does kras need
#2343 to #2342 - rageblade (05/15/2015) [-]
what\you dont want a girl who will bring you food randomly through the day
User avatar #2344 to #2343 - krasnogvardiech (05/15/2015) [-]
That will interfere with my bringing her food randomly through the day though.
#2345 to #2344 - rageblade (05/15/2015) [-]
*prods Kras belly*
you'll feed each other to death
User avatar #2346 to #2345 - krasnogvardiech (05/16/2015) [-]
So romantic.
#2340 - rageblade (05/15/2015) [-]
> play rust
> walk near bear
> bear charges

goddam even in pc games, russians are edgy
#2339 - falloutsurvivor (05/13/2015) [-]
*pokes kras with a stick*
#2337 - falloutsurvivor (05/12/2015) [-]
Kras
stop buying alcohol and buy better internet
User avatar #2338 to #2337 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2015) [-]
Maybe on Wednesday.
#2334 - rageblade (05/11/2015) [-]
Krassie
come join me in Rust

surely a little soviet farmer would like building his own house, hunting animals for food, and living off the land
User avatar #2335 to #2334 - krasnogvardiech (05/11/2015) [-]
Sounds fukken nice, but it's an internet game. Thus, I can't play it. Connection 2 **** .
#2336 to #2335 - rageblade (05/12/2015) [-]
its called buy a better internet provider
#2333 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
*jumps onto Kras' back*
onwards noble steed

URAAAAAAAA
#2332 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
and thats how Kras gets the girls

#2315 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
I am heavy weapons Krasnogvardiech
and this is maya malushka
User avatar #2316 to #2315 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Not enough bear hands in employ. You need to kill a bear and take its hands with your bare hands for them to be bear hands.
#2319 to #2318 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
not true

you dont have right to whole bear

motherland IS whole bear
#2321 to #2320 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
....then theres your country ukraine

#2322 to #2321 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Such is life in the zone.
#2323 to #2322 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
STALKER

Soviet Tragedy Always Leaves Kras Eating Rubbish
#2324 to #2323 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Food is rubbish, but we make do.
#2325 to #2324 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
but remember

at least you aint american

half their food is synthetic
#2326 to #2325 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
не моя проблема
#2327 to #2326 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
yeah in new zealand
food is okay.....the water is ****
#2328 to #2327 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Only in big cities.

Go to Queenstown or another mountain-lake city. Water is ******* purest **** ever.
#2329 to #2328 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
dont they fluoridate all water in new zealand

aka **** in it
User avatar #2330 to #2329 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Yep. But to be fair, that's only past all the farms, factories, meat processing plants, chemical plants... you see what I mean?

Mountain water is drinkable straight from the lake, even if ducks and fish **** in it.

Mountain water fresh from completely pure lakes? Bruh come on the refractory period ain't even over yet.
#2331 to #2330 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
where do you live
#2312 - falloutsurvivor (05/08/2015) [-]
*puts Kras in a meat grinder and makes bear pie*
User avatar #2313 to #2312 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
But then how will I ******** ?
#2314 to #2313 - falloutsurvivor (05/08/2015) [-]
idk but i think a kras bear / vodka / borscht pie might make me **** myself

so theres some ****
#2282 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
for mother russia
for mother russia
#2303 to #2282 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
/tg/ don't give a single **** about hating anything outside the various editions of 40k. Here's a taster.
#2304 to #2303 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
i will give it a try. but later.

play with me
User avatar #2305 to #2304 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Link to game?

They're various stories I collected over the years. To hell with it, I'll put it up as content.
User avatar #2306 to #2305 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
agar.io/


lets play with russian server
User avatar #2307 to #2306 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Fukken sweet. ******** as it may be, tho, I have to head out for the night.

Goodbye, Stalker.
User avatar #2309 to #2307 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
or morning
User avatar #2308 to #2307 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
good night
#2283 to #2282 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
You know it. remove ******** tho

#2284 to #2283 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
russians are weebs by themselves

what are you defect thing or something?
#2285 to #2284 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Nyet

just not a serf
User avatar #2286 to #2285 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
***** WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN NZ?
User avatar #2287 to #2286 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Chillin'. ****** nice down here.
User avatar #2288 to #2287 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
you leave near konrad?
User avatar #2289 to #2288 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Not far if you count an ocean and nearly the entire length of the country as pretty close .

So in short, nah mate.
#2290 to #2289 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
>TFW NZ kiwi fruit
#2291 to #2290 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Gotta admit, it's pretty good.
User avatar #2292 to #2291 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
indeed.

unlike the Italian kiwis they suck!
#2293 to #2292 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Why? I've not had them so I have to ask.
User avatar #2294 to #2293 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
can we have kiwis as pets
User avatar #2295 to #2294 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Considering they're nocturnal, finicky as hell about their habitation, legally impossible to get a hold of and have their eggs eaten by ******* possums, I'd say no.

Doable, but not feasible. Why, you like 'em?
User avatar #2296 to #2295 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
they look adorable

i once had a chicken as a pet but then we feasted on it.
User avatar #2297 to #2296 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
They're tiny. Those leaves in the above picture are as big as your hand from base of palm to fingertip.
User avatar #2298 to #2297 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
well. i dont think they can handle this ****** weather in kuwait
User avatar #2299 to #2298 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Dense forests are where they're best. Free of night-time land predators.
User avatar #2300 to #2299 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
>brings kiwis to kuwait
>kiwis evaporates
User avatar #2301 to #2300 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Lel, prolly.

Are you by chance a fan of /tg/ stories? My collection is... extensive.
User avatar #2302 to #2301 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
nien

i dont go to hate chans much.
#2281 - rageblade (05/08/2015) [-]
dance kras
DANCE

https://youtube.com/devicesupport
#2278 - falloutsurvivor (05/07/2015) [-]
we must make Kras bear a new character with the wolf and rabbit on Nu Pagodi
#2279 to #2278 - krasnogvardiech (05/07/2015) [-]
Ah, Nu Pogodi. A good portion of my childhood there.
#2280 to #2279 - falloutsurvivor (05/07/2015) [-]
so rabbit-wolf-bear

new show with kras the drunk bear
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