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Short on money. Internet was one of the first things to go.comment
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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Mass Effect (series), Halo 4, Metro: Last Light, Farcry 3, Deadpool: the game, Borderlands 2, Singularity, Darksiders 2, probably other ones that I've forgot right about now.
X-box Gamertag: Krasnogvardiech
Interests: Warhammer 40k, Aviation, Mechanical engineering, Physics, Writing fiction, Firearms, Automobiles, Aircraft, Gaming, Reading, various other things.
Date Signed Up:8/30/2012
Location:New Zealand
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I'm fucked in the head. That's about all there is to say.

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#1 - Your face.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/21/2014 on When someone finally admits... +7
#35 - buymemilk (06/21/2014) [-]
#3 - vladhellsing (06/21/2014) [-]
*tries not to laugh*
#4 - Congratulations, you did something right. 06/21/2014 on Rules to live by +1
#2 - God put it all there in the beginning. Then shit happened, and… 06/21/2014 on Rules to live by 0
#56 - Picture 06/21/2014 on Updated Story Time +1
#1619 - Oh no you don't. Not again. 06/21/2014 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#114 - That's Russia for you. 06/21/2014 on [insert in soviet russia... 0
#31 - Continued because I pressed enter like a retard. KJr5… 06/20/2014 on type 0
#27 - Krasnogvardiech LKrasnogvarddiirch  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2014 on type 0
User avatar #31 - krasnogvardiech (06/20/2014) [-]
Continued because I pressed enter like a retard.

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#1 - People may die due to drinking... But how many people… 06/20/2014 on Reporting the "truth" -... 0
#2 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 06/20/2014 on Godzilla Movie +21
#22 - corsairjoshua (06/20/2014) [-]
I love that some people have such incredible artistic talent and they're like, "I'm gonna draw a knight getting ready to fuck a dragon.. Fuck yes"
#11 - swbite (06/20/2014) [-]
#13 - Darius Negrophallus. 06/20/2014 on Games +7
#73 - In Power Armor, we all look alike... and awesome. 06/20/2014 on Modern Feminism +7
#1616 - Fair enough. I'm inclined to think the Emperor's armo…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2014 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
User avatar #1617 - lordgeneral (06/20/2014) [-]
It's the physical manifestation of the Astronomican
#127 - Picture 06/20/2014 on the fuck regice 0
#1614 - That's pale tan. Gold is reserved for Him on Terra, and whiche…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/20/2014 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
User avatar #1615 - lordgeneral (06/20/2014) [-]
They don't allow yellow on the site, so I chose the color of true gold.
User avatar #1616 - krasnogvardiech (06/20/2014) [-]
Fair enough.

I'm inclined to think the Emperor's armour and coloring was a side-effect. Perhaps it may have been simple, honest and unpainted adamantium that ended up looking like the purest and holiest of gold from such prolonged exposure to Him.
User avatar #1617 - lordgeneral (06/20/2014) [-]
It's the physical manifestation of the Astronomican
#401 - We've always been aware, and never have we cared. 06/20/2014 on this guy is a fucking champion 0
#1329 - Picture 06/20/2014 on soundofwinter's profile 0
#695 - SATAN 06/20/2014 on King Shitpost 0
#1326 - PENISLORD  [+] (2 new replies) 06/20/2014 on soundofwinter's profile 0
User avatar #1328 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
wow I just got shrek'd3D
#1329 - krasnogvardiech (06/20/2014) [-]
#1323 - FUKINGS TI CYKA!  [+] (4 new replies) 06/20/2014 on soundofwinter's profile 0
User avatar #1324 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
I don't speak moonmoon
User avatar #1326 - krasnogvardiech (06/20/2014) [-]
PENISLORD
User avatar #1328 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
wow I just got shrek'd3D
#1329 - krasnogvardiech (06/20/2014) [-]
#116 - Jungle Fighters ain't that bad, man. You just gotta be a fucki…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2014 on Rape anyone ? +4
#117 - caffeinecommissar (06/20/2014) [-]
That deserved a cap. Also I'm not that kind of leader my username isn't a Warhammer reference.
#1321 - no, no, no, no, fuck you  [+] (6 new replies) 06/20/2014 on soundofwinter's profile 0
User avatar #1322 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
NEJ SVALBARD

FUCK YUO
User avatar #1323 - krasnogvardiech (06/20/2014) [-]
FUKINGS TI CYKA!
User avatar #1324 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
I don't speak moonmoon
User avatar #1326 - krasnogvardiech (06/20/2014) [-]
PENISLORD
User avatar #1328 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
wow I just got shrek'd3D
#1329 - krasnogvardiech (06/20/2014) [-]
#1319 - no, fuck you  [+] (8 new replies) 06/20/2014 on soundofwinter's profile 0
User avatar #1320 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
no, no, no, fuck you
User avatar #1321 - krasnogvardiech (06/20/2014) [-]
no, no, no, no, fuck you
User avatar #1322 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
NEJ SVALBARD

FUCK YUO
User avatar #1323 - krasnogvardiech (06/20/2014) [-]
FUKINGS TI CYKA!
User avatar #1324 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
I don't speak moonmoon
User avatar #1326 - krasnogvardiech (06/20/2014) [-]
PENISLORD
User avatar #1328 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
wow I just got shrek'd3D
#1329 - krasnogvardiech (06/20/2014) [-]
#114 - Death Korps? You lot are a bunch of sad shits. None b…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/20/2014 on Rape anyone ? +1
#115 - caffeinecommissar (06/20/2014) [-]
Any Imperial Guardsman corps is fine with me, even Catachan (picture related) even though they'd shoot me in the back.
#116 - krasnogvardiech (06/20/2014) [-]
Jungle Fighters ain't that bad, man. You just gotta be a fucking man amongst them. Lead from the front, accept no bullshit and bring death to the things trying to kill us.

Commissars of Catachan that do it right have the easiest jobs ever. Most of the time the men sort their own shit out by knife-fights. Hence, just be the better swordsman.

They will not like you at all initially. Just make it abundantly clear that your balls are bigger than theirs by orders of magnitude, and that you've got the brains to lead as well.
They're not Mordians or Kriegers - they're Jungle Fighters. Special Operations infantry. They're a hell of a lot more valuable than us gateholders or the other meat-shields. Keep a good tactical mind and you might do well.

True, you'll get the odd fuckwit that somehow hasn't been killed yet. Put up with them only until they get the idea to attack you. In that case, kill them as painfully as possible. The annoying shits will only keep getting back up until you put a couple of lasbolts through their head and use their corpse to bait the still-walking dinner for the night.

Catachan's a death world, filled with deadly people. They're alright once you prove yourself better than most, though.
#117 - caffeinecommissar (06/20/2014) [-]
That deserved a cap. Also I'm not that kind of leader my username isn't a Warhammer reference.
#1317 - fuck you  [+] (10 new replies) 06/20/2014 on soundofwinter's profile 0
User avatar #1318 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
no, fuck you
User avatar #1319 - krasnogvardiech (06/20/2014) [-]
no, fuck you
User avatar #1320 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
no, no, no, fuck you
User avatar #1321 - krasnogvardiech (06/20/2014) [-]
no, no, no, no, fuck you
User avatar #1322 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
NEJ SVALBARD

FUCK YUO
User avatar #1323 - krasnogvardiech (06/20/2014) [-]
FUKINGS TI CYKA!
User avatar #1324 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
I don't speak moonmoon
User avatar #1326 - krasnogvardiech (06/20/2014) [-]
PENISLORD
User avatar #1328 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
wow I just got shrek'd3D
#1329 - krasnogvardiech (06/20/2014) [-]
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#1662 - matexius ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
Was bored...found this...
Was bored...found this...
User avatar #1663 to #1662 - krasnogvardiech (07/28/2014) [-]
Stop, my penis can only get so erect.
User avatar #1664 to #1663 - matexius ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
...I have no idea how to react to that...

Also...what is your opinion on the addition of these webm.s?
User avatar #1665 to #1664 - krasnogvardiech (07/28/2014) [-]
NSFW can only get better, while the main section of the site still hates videos. I don't know what to think.
User avatar #1667 to #1665 - matexius ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
Also...I hope you don't mind that I'm a bit more...let's say actve... The Belarussian girl that's the closest thing that I've ever had to a GF left for Russia for 4 weeks...and I'm bored halfway to the Imperial Palace and back...
User avatar #1668 to #1667 - krasnogvardiech (07/28/2014) [-]
All good. You'll have to watch for me being less active, though, as I have a thing called a job.
User avatar #1669 to #1668 - matexius ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
I know, I know... What can you do? Money rules the world...
Have you ever like, had a GF even?
User avatar #1666 to #1665 - matexius ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
Quite... 4chan already had them, right?
A former schoolmate said they'd be good to add... I was sceptical...
User avatar #1661 - languagexplain (07/25/2014) [-]
Please stop engaging the shitposter on the TG board. He needs to not get any attention. At all. kthx.
User avatar #1660 - matexius ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLhC2eTkVCM

Something tells me you've heard this one...
#1657 - matexius ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Hey Krasno...
Would you happen to know of an energy source, that is small, yet efficient and could power a man sized mechanical exoskeleton, kinda like this one?

I'm planning on maybe starting something like it and I'm trying to find an energy source... I know it's probably futile, but hey... Why not?
My father says I should be less on the computer, so... I need to find ways to entertain myself... friend suggested this...
I know it's way out of my field of experties and education, but I want to show those Japs that they're not the only ones who can build one... Gonna cost a lot though...
User avatar #1658 to #1657 - krasnogvardiech (07/22/2014) [-]
No fucking clue. Tried making a tiny nuclear reactor?
User avatar #1659 to #1658 - matexius ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
... Right...
I'm fairly sure a tiny nuclear reactor could horribly backfire... and there are things even I can't get my hands on... i was thinking something like a small tesla coil, connected to a divider where one part is then in turn connected back into the coil and another to the suit... just a spark to fire it up... probably wouldn't work, though...
Still thank you for your time...
User avatar #1656 - konradkurze (07/20/2014) [-]
trolling people the Kras way

Friends Joseph Stalin
User avatar #1652 - nought (07/19/2014) [-]
firt
User avatar #1653 to #1652 - krasnogvardiech (07/19/2014) [-]
Not first by a long shot, and if that was an attempt to flirt, it went over my head.

What's up?
User avatar #1654 to #1653 - nought (07/19/2014) [-]
wat u talkin bout
FIRT FIRT FIRT FIRT FIRT FIRT
User avatar #1647 - konradkurze (07/16/2014) [-]
Whatever Gets Us Drunk the Fastest | Metalpocalypse | Adult Swim
#1649 to #1648 - konradkurze (07/16/2014) [-]
< people who tried to fuck with Kras' alcohol
#1650 to #1649 - krasnogvardiech (07/16/2014) [-]
More accurately tho.
#1651 to #1650 - konradkurze (07/16/2014) [-]
reminds me of when i do online gaming
#1645 - konradkurze (07/15/2014) [-]
Kras on a friday night
User avatar #1644 - konradkurze (07/15/2014) [-]
Enemy at the Gates (1/9) Movie CLIP - Crossing the Volga (2001) HD
User avatar #1643 - konradkurze (07/15/2014) [-]
Enemy at the Gates (2/9) Movie CLIP - Battle of Stalingrad (2001) HD
User avatar #1636 - konradkurze (07/09/2014) [-]
*fills the black sea with hops and barley to brew it into beer and throws Kras in*
User avatar #1637 to #1636 - krasnogvardiech (07/09/2014) [-]
The fuck would you do that for? The sea is already there, that'd just be mixing the two types of liquid. All the booze'd up water would flood the seaside areas of Ukraine and Russia and the like. That would drown several million people.

On the other hand, go for it.
User avatar #1638 to #1637 - konradkurze (07/09/2014) [-]
drown the ukrainians in booze?
is that even possible...they dont work, all they do is eat sleep and drink.....eternal booze would be their heaven
User avatar #1639 to #1638 - krasnogvardiech (07/09/2014) [-]
>ukrainians
>don't work

Nigga please
User avatar #1640 to #1639 - konradkurze (07/09/2014) [-]
the hardest Ukrainians work is to steal russian gas
User avatar #1641 to #1640 - krasnogvardiech (07/10/2014) [-]
If all goes well there'll be no Ukraine. No Afghanistan or Mongolia or even Poland. There will only be Great Russia once again.
User avatar #1635 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
the Kras life

Whatever Gets Us Drunk the Fastest | Metalpocalypse | Adult Swim
User avatar #1632 - konradkurze (07/05/2014) [-]
Rus Tank T-34 & T-80 Red Square Moscow May 2005 60Th Anniversary Of Victory In WwII Russian Tanks
#1622 - konradkurze (07/02/2014) [-]
shopping with Kras
#1627 to #1622 - syrianassassin (07/04/2014) [-]
you and krasnogvardiech knew each other?

why i did not know!
#1631 to #1630 - syrianassassin (07/04/2014) [-]
the cleverfag in drama board posted jew propaganda there, i countered his shit and called ben garrision is false


what a gigantic bigot
User avatar #1624 to #1623 - konradkurze (07/02/2014) [-]
come on Kras

normal people put meat and veggies in soup....you just mix booze to combine the flavors
#1625 to #1624 - krasnogvardiech (07/02/2014) [-]
I might be to alcohol what Anakin Skywalker is to midichlorians, but I still need physical substance to repair this sack of flesh and bone that I shamble about in.

Fruit and vegetables to ferment and distil from there.
#1626 to #1625 - konradkurze (07/02/2014) [-]
< Kras moment

hooking a tanker truck of alcohol to your veins
#1618 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
#1619 to #1618 - krasnogvardiech (06/21/2014) [-]
Oh no you don't. Not again.
User avatar #1611 - soundofwinter (06/19/2014) [-]
fuck you
User avatar #1610 - lordgeneral (06/19/2014) [-]
do you even color text.
User avatar #1612 to #1610 - krasnogvardiech (06/20/2014) [-]
Sadly, no.
User avatar #1613 to #1612 - lordgeneral (06/20/2014) [-]
I have a color gold as the holy Aquilla. Emperor be Praised
User avatar #1614 to #1613 - krasnogvardiech (06/20/2014) [-]
That's pale tan. Gold is reserved for Him on Terra, and whichever Rogue Trader is rich enough to afford it. Congratulations, you're popular in desert warfare now.

I would pick a greenish-gray. Blend into your surroundings and all that.
User avatar #1615 to #1614 - lordgeneral (06/20/2014) [-]
They don't allow yellow on the site, so I chose the color of true gold.
User avatar #1616 to #1615 - krasnogvardiech (06/20/2014) [-]
Fair enough.

I'm inclined to think the Emperor's armour and coloring was a side-effect. Perhaps it may have been simple, honest and unpainted adamantium that ended up looking like the purest and holiest of gold from such prolonged exposure to Him.
User avatar #1617 to #1616 - lordgeneral (06/20/2014) [-]
It's the physical manifestation of the Astronomican
#1608 - konradkurze (06/15/2014) [-]
for Kras birthday, i shall resurrect Lenin
#1609 to #1608 - krasnogvardiech (06/15/2014) [-]
He'll be very confused and no doubt hungry.

Prepare a meal for the man.
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