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Somewhere, a coin flipped lands on its side.
Somewhere, a drop of water saves a life.
Maybe someone believed hard enough.
Today I will believe enough.
Today a pebble will stop a landslide.
I will not fall today.
"In the stark, bleak reality of the present situation, there are still things worth fighting for." - Cadian guardsman before the planet broke.
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anon redpills his gf
- She's got godly Defense tho, would probably be like the nibble…
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is it ever explained how she got such ridiculously high stats when she never hits anything?
Well surly she would get defense exp from taking damage so if shes a masochist then logically she would take a lot of damage willingly and level up her defense through that. I've never seen it but thats how I would look at it.
Well she is
from a rich noble family
and it's explained that eating particularly "healthy" (expensive and rare) foods can raise your level, so she probably has years of eating and training under her belt.
2 seasons and we so far haven't really got much of an explanation on how stats work
I'd really love a stat breakdown for the whole party. Overall level, stats, available skills, etc.
well according to the wiki and paraphrasing here:
Kazuma - Jack of all trades but master of none, rounded in all areas because he has to make up for his teams weakness but he makes up for his shortcomings with his above average intelligence, this makes him one of the most versatile characters we know of, he can utilise a bow and arrow, sword, has access to a myriad of miscellaneous skills but mostly relies on his thief skills like steal
cue panty stealing
long range sight
don't know the actual name that's just what I call it
and night vision
though to a limited degree
Aqua - Because she's a goddess she has above average everything except for intelligence especially anti undead, water and support magic, her rank as a goddess also gives her unique abilities such as God blow and God's requiem but these abilities don't affect water based enemies like the giant frogs around the beginning of the series
Megumin - EXPLOOOOOOOOSION pretty much sums it up, being a crimson mage means she already has very magic but she puts every single one of her skill points to explosion magic and explosion magic alone, because of it's extremely high power output in relation to the rest of her stats, it drains all of the mana
or energy or stamina or whatever the hell you call it
from her tiny little body which is why she can't move when she uses it , like Kazuma she has high intelligence which is another common trait of crimson mages, however Megumin was top of her class in school so she's above average even among other crimson mages.
Darkness - She may not give off the impression but she's is the most powerful of the group in terms of physical fitness, as we have seen she is the the top of her class in stamina and defence thanks to being a crusader and a fucking masochist, enough to take one of Megumin's explosions at point blank and still survive, however her she can't aim her sword for shit, her lack of accuracy is her biggest shortcoming, this lack of accuracy is actually attributed to the fact that all of her sword skills are for dual wield swords when she only wields one. When she does manage to hit you make sure you are wearing 3 layers of armor with a 6 inch concrete wall between you and her and maybe you could manage to survive with half of your bones intact, seriously her attack is no joke were it not for her lack of accuracy she could bulldoze the rest of the team easily
wow you made it, thanks for reading all this
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