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Made a full-retard bomber. "But At Least She Flies".comment
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Date Signed Up:8/30/2012
Location:New Zealand
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I agree, keeping with logic and common sense is normally a priority. The hills have eyes, y'know?
On the other hand, there is a point where reason is to be thrown to the curb. We have gone past that point and that is why I am here.

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#12 - Picture  [+] (17 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Forged in Flame +30
#118 - floran (01/11/2015) [-]
Get Motivated In 60 Seconds
well I needed something to wake me up today, looks like this is it
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User avatar #24 - shogg (01/11/2015) [-]
Didn't they have a Toyota on Top Gear once?
and it wouldnt fucking break
why the fuck would you want a rolls royce
User avatar #38 - redrex (01/11/2015) [-]
Because its a fucking rolls royce
User avatar #25 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
Toyota HiLux, 1988 diesel series.

Rolls-Royce? Two words. Shit's fancy.
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#42 - evanxzile (01/11/2015) [-]
Damn right.
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#102 - satanicmuffinz (01/11/2015) [-]
#42 - With an attitude like that, of course you won't get one. …  [+] (6 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Realistic spite comp 0
#43 - anonymousbrony (01/11/2015) [-]
I don't find confidence a problem. I can and have been able to walk up to a girl and ask them out. The problem is me.
#45 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
Well, are you going to sit around being a sad cunt or go and fix it?
#50 - anonymousbrony (01/11/2015) [-]
but I don't think anything is wrong for me
#52 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
Up and ask the next person close to you that you see. Then work on that problem.

Don't associate with people that would be polite rather than tell the honest truth.
#64 - anonymousbrony (01/11/2015) [-]
WHat would a stranger know about me that's wrong.
My appearance is average
Physicality is lack luster, but nothing horrendous
I've been known as the guy that makes people laugh

The only thing that would be a turn off for people is my obsession with anime. But I don't consider that a problem, and would rather not go out with someone than give it up.

Also politeness and honesty are both qualities you want in someone. Being blunt can result negatively and being polite as well. It's always best to talk/associate with people with whom you recognize with and can pull out the truth if needed.
#65 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
I don't.

I saw a problem and decided to fix it.

You seem to know what you're doing, and I'll leave you to it.
#37 - **krasnogvardiech rolled user derangedberger ** I… 01/11/2015 on Realistic spite comp 0
#36 - **krasnogvardiech rolled user imagnetsux ** May a…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Realistic spite comp 0
User avatar #93 - imagnetsux (01/11/2015) [-]
it was no accident that the hamster ended up in the microwave.
User avatar #37 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
**krasnogvardiech rolled user derangedberger **

I hope your pizza comes facing downward.
#35 - **krasnogvardiech rolled user anonymousbrony ** I…  [+] (11 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Realistic spite comp 0
#41 - anonymousbrony (01/11/2015) [-]
>girlfriend
>me
kek
#42 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
With an attitude like that, of course you won't get one.

Man the fuck up and go out. Don't be a prick, don't be a dumb shit. Simple instructions to follow.

Be casual about it. It's not as if you're not going to try again.
#43 - anonymousbrony (01/11/2015) [-]
I don't find confidence a problem. I can and have been able to walk up to a girl and ask them out. The problem is me.
#45 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
Well, are you going to sit around being a sad cunt or go and fix it?
#50 - anonymousbrony (01/11/2015) [-]
but I don't think anything is wrong for me
#52 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
Up and ask the next person close to you that you see. Then work on that problem.

Don't associate with people that would be polite rather than tell the honest truth.
#64 - anonymousbrony (01/11/2015) [-]
WHat would a stranger know about me that's wrong.
My appearance is average
Physicality is lack luster, but nothing horrendous
I've been known as the guy that makes people laugh

The only thing that would be a turn off for people is my obsession with anime. But I don't consider that a problem, and would rather not go out with someone than give it up.

Also politeness and honesty are both qualities you want in someone. Being blunt can result negatively and being polite as well. It's always best to talk/associate with people with whom you recognize with and can pull out the truth if needed.
#65 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
I don't.

I saw a problem and decided to fix it.

You seem to know what you're doing, and I'll leave you to it.
User avatar #36 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
**krasnogvardiech rolled user imagnetsux **

May a small rodent curl up in your microwave and die.
User avatar #93 - imagnetsux (01/11/2015) [-]
it was no accident that the hamster ended up in the microwave.
User avatar #37 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
**krasnogvardiech rolled user derangedberger **

I hope your pizza comes facing downward.
#34 - Comment deleted 01/11/2015 on Realistic spite comp 0
#33 - **krasnogvardiech rolled user hongkongdingdong ** …  [+] (13 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Realistic spite comp 0
User avatar #35 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
**krasnogvardiech rolled user anonymousbrony **

I hope you walk in on your girlfriend giving a double barrel blowjob.
#41 - anonymousbrony (01/11/2015) [-]
>girlfriend
>me
kek
#42 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
With an attitude like that, of course you won't get one.

Man the fuck up and go out. Don't be a prick, don't be a dumb shit. Simple instructions to follow.

Be casual about it. It's not as if you're not going to try again.
#43 - anonymousbrony (01/11/2015) [-]
I don't find confidence a problem. I can and have been able to walk up to a girl and ask them out. The problem is me.
#45 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
Well, are you going to sit around being a sad cunt or go and fix it?
#50 - anonymousbrony (01/11/2015) [-]
but I don't think anything is wrong for me
#52 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
Up and ask the next person close to you that you see. Then work on that problem.

Don't associate with people that would be polite rather than tell the honest truth.
#64 - anonymousbrony (01/11/2015) [-]
WHat would a stranger know about me that's wrong.
My appearance is average
Physicality is lack luster, but nothing horrendous
I've been known as the guy that makes people laugh

The only thing that would be a turn off for people is my obsession with anime. But I don't consider that a problem, and would rather not go out with someone than give it up.

Also politeness and honesty are both qualities you want in someone. Being blunt can result negatively and being polite as well. It's always best to talk/associate with people with whom you recognize with and can pull out the truth if needed.
#65 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
I don't.

I saw a problem and decided to fix it.

You seem to know what you're doing, and I'll leave you to it.
User avatar #36 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
**krasnogvardiech rolled user imagnetsux **

May a small rodent curl up in your microwave and die.
User avatar #93 - imagnetsux (01/11/2015) [-]
it was no accident that the hamster ended up in the microwave.
User avatar #37 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
**krasnogvardiech rolled user derangedberger **

I hope your pizza comes facing downward.
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#32 - **krasnogvardiech rolled user graboidzero ** May …  [+] (28 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Realistic spite comp 0
User avatar #44 - therealfell (01/11/2015) [-]
you know what
I hope when you go to tear your finger nail off, the very end starts pulling up skin
and then you're faced with the choice of bleeding, or cutting off the nail prematurely so that it gets caught on everything and hurts and makes you wince like a bitch
User avatar #47 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
I hope you get a hole in your shoes on a rainy day!
User avatar #48 - therealfell (01/11/2015) [-]
jokes on you, I live in california. we don't get rain.
User avatar #49 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
I hope you get a back so wet that it starts dripping down into your crack.
User avatar #51 - therealfell (01/11/2015) [-]
I hope you get a hole in every new pair of socks you buy, before the day is over
User avatar #53 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
May that new song you like cause your music player to up and be corrupted.
User avatar #54 - therealfell (01/11/2015) [-]
may that new song that you DON'T like get stuck in your head for weeks.
User avatar #55 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
I hope your neighbor wakes you up in the morning too early, throwing off your entire schedule!
User avatar #57 - therealfell (01/11/2015) [-]
I hope on a day when you have a really important appointment, you lose your car keys and find them 2 minutes before you have to be there.
User avatar #58 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
I hope your children end up being snotty brats when someone else is over, while being perfect angels the other half of the time!
User avatar #59 - therealfell (01/11/2015) [-]
I hope you're the guest
User avatar #60 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
I hope the lasagne you prepared was made with cheese that was minutes from expiring and the dish ended up being ruined!
User avatar #61 - therealfell (01/11/2015) [-]
man that was too far
#62 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
I meant what I said and I said what I meant.
User avatar #33 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
**krasnogvardiech rolled user hongkongdingdong **

I hope you break your headphones as soon as you buy them.
User avatar #35 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
**krasnogvardiech rolled user anonymousbrony **

I hope you walk in on your girlfriend giving a double barrel blowjob.
#41 - anonymousbrony (01/11/2015) [-]
>girlfriend
>me
kek
#42 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
With an attitude like that, of course you won't get one.

Man the fuck up and go out. Don't be a prick, don't be a dumb shit. Simple instructions to follow.

Be casual about it. It's not as if you're not going to try again.
#43 - anonymousbrony (01/11/2015) [-]
I don't find confidence a problem. I can and have been able to walk up to a girl and ask them out. The problem is me.
#45 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
Well, are you going to sit around being a sad cunt or go and fix it?
#50 - anonymousbrony (01/11/2015) [-]
but I don't think anything is wrong for me
#52 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
Up and ask the next person close to you that you see. Then work on that problem.

Don't associate with people that would be polite rather than tell the honest truth.
#64 - anonymousbrony (01/11/2015) [-]
WHat would a stranger know about me that's wrong.
My appearance is average
Physicality is lack luster, but nothing horrendous
I've been known as the guy that makes people laugh

The only thing that would be a turn off for people is my obsession with anime. But I don't consider that a problem, and would rather not go out with someone than give it up.

Also politeness and honesty are both qualities you want in someone. Being blunt can result negatively and being polite as well. It's always best to talk/associate with people with whom you recognize with and can pull out the truth if needed.
#65 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
I don't.

I saw a problem and decided to fix it.

You seem to know what you're doing, and I'll leave you to it.
User avatar #36 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
**krasnogvardiech rolled user imagnetsux **

May a small rodent curl up in your microwave and die.
User avatar #93 - imagnetsux (01/11/2015) [-]
it was no accident that the hamster ended up in the microwave.
User avatar #37 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
**krasnogvardiech rolled user derangedberger **

I hope your pizza comes facing downward.
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#1953 - Since '02.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/11/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
User avatar #1954 - matexius (01/11/2015) [-]
Damn dude... 12 years.
How do you remember Ukraine?
User avatar #1955 - krasnogvardiech (01/12/2015) [-]
It's one-half slums, one-half farms. Really, I'm not missing much.

Except for cool underground/under-building places. That shit was dope.
User avatar #1956 - matexius (01/12/2015) [-]
Like bunkers and shit?
User avatar #1957 - krasnogvardiech (01/12/2015) [-]
Sort of. There are such things as basements, and street entrances for them. My school was one such place. Miss that shit hardcore.
User avatar #1958 - matexius (01/12/2015) [-]
Oh, like the ones the 'Muricans have in the movies, the ones with the doors on the outside as well...? Atleast a bit similar. Through which they normally GTFO in horror movies...
Why do you miss them so much?
#1951 - Yes you are. I don't imply, I outright state. That's …  [+] (7 new replies) 01/10/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
User avatar #1952 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
Well, German is all well and good, till you get to Switzerland or Austrian Styria. Even if you speak perfect German, you still need subtitles. They just accent everything off... I've got a small part of my relatives in Switzerland, I know what I'm talking about.

I'm guessing that's how long you've been in NZ, too?
User avatar #1953 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
Since '02.
User avatar #1954 - matexius (01/11/2015) [-]
Damn dude... 12 years.
How do you remember Ukraine?
User avatar #1955 - krasnogvardiech (01/12/2015) [-]
It's one-half slums, one-half farms. Really, I'm not missing much.

Except for cool underground/under-building places. That shit was dope.
User avatar #1956 - matexius (01/12/2015) [-]
Like bunkers and shit?
User avatar #1957 - krasnogvardiech (01/12/2015) [-]
Sort of. There are such things as basements, and street entrances for them. My school was one such place. Miss that shit hardcore.
User avatar #1958 - matexius (01/12/2015) [-]
Oh, like the ones the 'Muricans have in the movies, the ones with the doors on the outside as well...? Atleast a bit similar. Through which they normally GTFO in horror movies...
Why do you miss them so much?
#33 - To be fair, those things are about 20 feet tall.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2015 on Based on a true story +2
#48 - woofman (01/11/2015) [-]
Well, he could have tossed out a few other imperials that he most likely has stashed in there to make room.
#1949 - You speak German. My inadequacy intensifies.  [+] (9 new replies) 01/10/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
User avatar #1950 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
Too bad I can't stand them... Always having the best shite, assholes. They've been trying to take our clay ever since the 6. century AD.
I actually learned it uncounsiously, there were no good channels with cartoons, other than the German ones... I have no idea how, but by 7 I spoke it fluently. I guess living 30 minutes from the border with them has that effect...
If you're implying that I'm somehow better than you, because I speak German, dude... come on now...
User avatar #1951 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
Yes you are. I don't imply, I outright state.

That's sort of like how I learned English, too. One day when I was 8 or so I just stopped speaking Russian and started speaking English. Like the flick of a fukken switch.
User avatar #1952 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
Well, German is all well and good, till you get to Switzerland or Austrian Styria. Even if you speak perfect German, you still need subtitles. They just accent everything off... I've got a small part of my relatives in Switzerland, I know what I'm talking about.

I'm guessing that's how long you've been in NZ, too?
User avatar #1953 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
Since '02.
User avatar #1954 - matexius (01/11/2015) [-]
Damn dude... 12 years.
How do you remember Ukraine?
User avatar #1955 - krasnogvardiech (01/12/2015) [-]
It's one-half slums, one-half farms. Really, I'm not missing much.

Except for cool underground/under-building places. That shit was dope.
User avatar #1956 - matexius (01/12/2015) [-]
Like bunkers and shit?
User avatar #1957 - krasnogvardiech (01/12/2015) [-]
Sort of. There are such things as basements, and street entrances for them. My school was one such place. Miss that shit hardcore.
User avatar #1958 - matexius (01/12/2015) [-]
Oh, like the ones the 'Muricans have in the movies, the ones with the doors on the outside as well...? Atleast a bit similar. Through which they normally GTFO in horror movies...
Why do you miss them so much?
#75 - Consensual heterosexal sex in the missionary position for the …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2015 on Nope +35
User avatar #203 - perform (01/11/2015) [-]
Oh god
#1947 - This is why you treat each letter and each word as its own iso…  [+] (11 new replies) 01/10/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
User avatar #1948 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
I should take learning Russian a bit more seriously... Already speak fluent English and German, since I was like 8, now at 17, learn Russian. Brilliant... Also, my Bela-Russian girl space friend is pretty Q3.14.

Also, does cheeki breeki actually mean anything?
User avatar #1949 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
You speak German. My inadequacy intensifies.
User avatar #1950 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
Too bad I can't stand them... Always having the best shite, assholes. They've been trying to take our clay ever since the 6. century AD.
I actually learned it uncounsiously, there were no good channels with cartoons, other than the German ones... I have no idea how, but by 7 I spoke it fluently. I guess living 30 minutes from the border with them has that effect...
If you're implying that I'm somehow better than you, because I speak German, dude... come on now...
User avatar #1951 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
Yes you are. I don't imply, I outright state.

That's sort of like how I learned English, too. One day when I was 8 or so I just stopped speaking Russian and started speaking English. Like the flick of a fukken switch.
User avatar #1952 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
Well, German is all well and good, till you get to Switzerland or Austrian Styria. Even if you speak perfect German, you still need subtitles. They just accent everything off... I've got a small part of my relatives in Switzerland, I know what I'm talking about.

I'm guessing that's how long you've been in NZ, too?
User avatar #1953 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
Since '02.
User avatar #1954 - matexius (01/11/2015) [-]
Damn dude... 12 years.
How do you remember Ukraine?
User avatar #1955 - krasnogvardiech (01/12/2015) [-]
It's one-half slums, one-half farms. Really, I'm not missing much.

Except for cool underground/under-building places. That shit was dope.
User avatar #1956 - matexius (01/12/2015) [-]
Like bunkers and shit?
User avatar #1957 - krasnogvardiech (01/12/2015) [-]
Sort of. There are such things as basements, and street entrances for them. My school was one such place. Miss that shit hardcore.
User avatar #1958 - matexius (01/12/2015) [-]
Oh, like the ones the 'Muricans have in the movies, the ones with the doors on the outside as well...? Atleast a bit similar. Through which they normally GTFO in horror movies...
Why do you miss them so much?
#1945 - Very well.  [+] (13 new replies) 01/10/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
User avatar #1946 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
I'm trying to learn the lyrics, already know Katyusha in my sleep, but this one's giving me serious trouble, mainly the fact that the letters I find are...how shall I put this... off like a Storm Troopers aim, for me atleast. I know that the Cousins of Russia have their own letters, but when they're translated, their sounds don't match up with the song...
User avatar #1947 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
This is why you treat each letter and each word as its own isolated thing. Just like a symphony; make sure every note is good, the whole will carry itself.
User avatar #1948 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
I should take learning Russian a bit more seriously... Already speak fluent English and German, since I was like 8, now at 17, learn Russian. Brilliant... Also, my Bela-Russian girl space friend is pretty Q3.14.

Also, does cheeki breeki actually mean anything?
User avatar #1949 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
You speak German. My inadequacy intensifies.
User avatar #1950 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
Too bad I can't stand them... Always having the best shite, assholes. They've been trying to take our clay ever since the 6. century AD.
I actually learned it uncounsiously, there were no good channels with cartoons, other than the German ones... I have no idea how, but by 7 I spoke it fluently. I guess living 30 minutes from the border with them has that effect...
If you're implying that I'm somehow better than you, because I speak German, dude... come on now...
User avatar #1951 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
Yes you are. I don't imply, I outright state.

That's sort of like how I learned English, too. One day when I was 8 or so I just stopped speaking Russian and started speaking English. Like the flick of a fukken switch.
User avatar #1952 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
Well, German is all well and good, till you get to Switzerland or Austrian Styria. Even if you speak perfect German, you still need subtitles. They just accent everything off... I've got a small part of my relatives in Switzerland, I know what I'm talking about.

I'm guessing that's how long you've been in NZ, too?
User avatar #1953 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
Since '02.
User avatar #1954 - matexius (01/11/2015) [-]
Damn dude... 12 years.
How do you remember Ukraine?
User avatar #1955 - krasnogvardiech (01/12/2015) [-]
It's one-half slums, one-half farms. Really, I'm not missing much.

Except for cool underground/under-building places. That shit was dope.
User avatar #1956 - matexius (01/12/2015) [-]
Like bunkers and shit?
User avatar #1957 - krasnogvardiech (01/12/2015) [-]
Sort of. There are such things as basements, and street entrances for them. My school was one such place. Miss that shit hardcore.
User avatar #1958 - matexius (01/12/2015) [-]
Oh, like the ones the 'Muricans have in the movies, the ones with the doors on the outside as well...? Atleast a bit similar. Through which they normally GTFO in horror movies...
Why do you miss them so much?
#87 - You knew. You ******* knew you saw that kid. And … 01/10/2015 on Dating a Team Magma Grunt... 0
#86 - Better get a pregnancy test, because she just got legitimately raped. 01/10/2015 on Dating a Team Magma Grunt... 0
#1943 - The exact opposite. ******* sheep and birds every…  [+] (15 new replies) 01/10/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
User avatar #1944 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
Well, that's awesome... I was just asking since, they're not very far apart, but there's a decent chance that it's completely different....

Also, remember this song? www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7hHlh2IusY
User avatar #1945 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
Very well.
User avatar #1946 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
I'm trying to learn the lyrics, already know Katyusha in my sleep, but this one's giving me serious trouble, mainly the fact that the letters I find are...how shall I put this... off like a Storm Troopers aim, for me atleast. I know that the Cousins of Russia have their own letters, but when they're translated, their sounds don't match up with the song...
User avatar #1947 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
This is why you treat each letter and each word as its own isolated thing. Just like a symphony; make sure every note is good, the whole will carry itself.
User avatar #1948 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
I should take learning Russian a bit more seriously... Already speak fluent English and German, since I was like 8, now at 17, learn Russian. Brilliant... Also, my Bela-Russian girl space friend is pretty Q3.14.

Also, does cheeki breeki actually mean anything?
User avatar #1949 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
You speak German. My inadequacy intensifies.
User avatar #1950 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
Too bad I can't stand them... Always having the best shite, assholes. They've been trying to take our clay ever since the 6. century AD.
I actually learned it uncounsiously, there were no good channels with cartoons, other than the German ones... I have no idea how, but by 7 I spoke it fluently. I guess living 30 minutes from the border with them has that effect...
If you're implying that I'm somehow better than you, because I speak German, dude... come on now...
User avatar #1951 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
Yes you are. I don't imply, I outright state.

That's sort of like how I learned English, too. One day when I was 8 or so I just stopped speaking Russian and started speaking English. Like the flick of a fukken switch.
User avatar #1952 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
Well, German is all well and good, till you get to Switzerland or Austrian Styria. Even if you speak perfect German, you still need subtitles. They just accent everything off... I've got a small part of my relatives in Switzerland, I know what I'm talking about.

I'm guessing that's how long you've been in NZ, too?
User avatar #1953 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
Since '02.
User avatar #1954 - matexius (01/11/2015) [-]
Damn dude... 12 years.
How do you remember Ukraine?
User avatar #1955 - krasnogvardiech (01/12/2015) [-]
It's one-half slums, one-half farms. Really, I'm not missing much.

Except for cool underground/under-building places. That shit was dope.
User avatar #1956 - matexius (01/12/2015) [-]
Like bunkers and shit?
User avatar #1957 - krasnogvardiech (01/12/2015) [-]
Sort of. There are such things as basements, and street entrances for them. My school was one such place. Miss that shit hardcore.
User avatar #1958 - matexius (01/12/2015) [-]
Oh, like the ones the 'Muricans have in the movies, the ones with the doors on the outside as well...? Atleast a bit similar. Through which they normally GTFO in horror movies...
Why do you miss them so much?
#1941 - Alright for the most part. Money troubles are the same as alwa…  [+] (17 new replies) 01/10/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
User avatar #1942 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
Cool. Also I've been meaning to ask, does NZ have the animals that the Aussies have? Like all the venomous shit that makes you want to take a flammenwerfer to the entire island?
User avatar #1943 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
The exact opposite. Fuckin' sheep and birds everywhere, and deer and some other nice crap.

Think of it as the Britain of the southern hemisphere, without bogans instead of chavs and maori instead of blacks/asians, and tourists fuckin' everywhere.
User avatar #1944 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
Well, that's awesome... I was just asking since, they're not very far apart, but there's a decent chance that it's completely different....

Also, remember this song? www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7hHlh2IusY
User avatar #1945 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
Very well.
User avatar #1946 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
I'm trying to learn the lyrics, already know Katyusha in my sleep, but this one's giving me serious trouble, mainly the fact that the letters I find are...how shall I put this... off like a Storm Troopers aim, for me atleast. I know that the Cousins of Russia have their own letters, but when they're translated, their sounds don't match up with the song...
User avatar #1947 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
This is why you treat each letter and each word as its own isolated thing. Just like a symphony; make sure every note is good, the whole will carry itself.
User avatar #1948 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
I should take learning Russian a bit more seriously... Already speak fluent English and German, since I was like 8, now at 17, learn Russian. Brilliant... Also, my Bela-Russian girl space friend is pretty Q3.14.

Also, does cheeki breeki actually mean anything?
User avatar #1949 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
You speak German. My inadequacy intensifies.
User avatar #1950 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
Too bad I can't stand them... Always having the best shite, assholes. They've been trying to take our clay ever since the 6. century AD.
I actually learned it uncounsiously, there were no good channels with cartoons, other than the German ones... I have no idea how, but by 7 I spoke it fluently. I guess living 30 minutes from the border with them has that effect...
If you're implying that I'm somehow better than you, because I speak German, dude... come on now...
User avatar #1951 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
Yes you are. I don't imply, I outright state.

That's sort of like how I learned English, too. One day when I was 8 or so I just stopped speaking Russian and started speaking English. Like the flick of a fukken switch.
User avatar #1952 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
Well, German is all well and good, till you get to Switzerland or Austrian Styria. Even if you speak perfect German, you still need subtitles. They just accent everything off... I've got a small part of my relatives in Switzerland, I know what I'm talking about.

I'm guessing that's how long you've been in NZ, too?
User avatar #1953 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
Since '02.
User avatar #1954 - matexius (01/11/2015) [-]
Damn dude... 12 years.
How do you remember Ukraine?
User avatar #1955 - krasnogvardiech (01/12/2015) [-]
It's one-half slums, one-half farms. Really, I'm not missing much.

Except for cool underground/under-building places. That shit was dope.
User avatar #1956 - matexius (01/12/2015) [-]
Like bunkers and shit?
User avatar #1957 - krasnogvardiech (01/12/2015) [-]
Sort of. There are such things as basements, and street entrances for them. My school was one such place. Miss that shit hardcore.
User avatar #1958 - matexius (01/12/2015) [-]
Oh, like the ones the 'Muricans have in the movies, the ones with the doors on the outside as well...? Atleast a bit similar. Through which they normally GTFO in horror movies...
Why do you miss them so much?
#1938 - A techpriest got creative with a servitor. Big deal.  [+] (20 new replies) 01/10/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
User avatar #1940 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
Oh, I almost forgot... How've you been lately?
It's been a little while...
User avatar #1941 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
Alright for the most part. Money troubles are the same as always, while I've fallen into the routine of week with money, week with no money.
User avatar #1942 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
Cool. Also I've been meaning to ask, does NZ have the animals that the Aussies have? Like all the venomous shit that makes you want to take a flammenwerfer to the entire island?
User avatar #1943 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
The exact opposite. Fuckin' sheep and birds everywhere, and deer and some other nice crap.

Think of it as the Britain of the southern hemisphere, without bogans instead of chavs and maori instead of blacks/asians, and tourists fuckin' everywhere.
User avatar #1944 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
Well, that's awesome... I was just asking since, they're not very far apart, but there's a decent chance that it's completely different....

Also, remember this song? www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7hHlh2IusY
User avatar #1945 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
Very well.
User avatar #1946 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
I'm trying to learn the lyrics, already know Katyusha in my sleep, but this one's giving me serious trouble, mainly the fact that the letters I find are...how shall I put this... off like a Storm Troopers aim, for me atleast. I know that the Cousins of Russia have their own letters, but when they're translated, their sounds don't match up with the song...
User avatar #1947 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
This is why you treat each letter and each word as its own isolated thing. Just like a symphony; make sure every note is good, the whole will carry itself.
User avatar #1948 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
I should take learning Russian a bit more seriously... Already speak fluent English and German, since I was like 8, now at 17, learn Russian. Brilliant... Also, my Bela-Russian girl space friend is pretty Q3.14.

Also, does cheeki breeki actually mean anything?
User avatar #1949 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
You speak German. My inadequacy intensifies.
User avatar #1950 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
Too bad I can't stand them... Always having the best shite, assholes. They've been trying to take our clay ever since the 6. century AD.
I actually learned it uncounsiously, there were no good channels with cartoons, other than the German ones... I have no idea how, but by 7 I spoke it fluently. I guess living 30 minutes from the border with them has that effect...
If you're implying that I'm somehow better than you, because I speak German, dude... come on now...
User avatar #1951 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
Yes you are. I don't imply, I outright state.

That's sort of like how I learned English, too. One day when I was 8 or so I just stopped speaking Russian and started speaking English. Like the flick of a fukken switch.
User avatar #1952 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
Well, German is all well and good, till you get to Switzerland or Austrian Styria. Even if you speak perfect German, you still need subtitles. They just accent everything off... I've got a small part of my relatives in Switzerland, I know what I'm talking about.

I'm guessing that's how long you've been in NZ, too?
User avatar #1953 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
Since '02.
User avatar #1954 - matexius (01/11/2015) [-]
Damn dude... 12 years.
How do you remember Ukraine?
User avatar #1955 - krasnogvardiech (01/12/2015) [-]
It's one-half slums, one-half farms. Really, I'm not missing much.

Except for cool underground/under-building places. That shit was dope.
User avatar #1956 - matexius (01/12/2015) [-]
Like bunkers and shit?
User avatar #1957 - krasnogvardiech (01/12/2015) [-]
Sort of. There are such things as basements, and street entrances for them. My school was one such place. Miss that shit hardcore.
User avatar #1958 - matexius (01/12/2015) [-]
Oh, like the ones the 'Muricans have in the movies, the ones with the doors on the outside as well...? Atleast a bit similar. Through which they normally GTFO in horror movies...
Why do you miss them so much?
User avatar #1939 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
What? Oh....nah, well that too...
I meant that chick that so wanted that artilerr-D afterwards... To fire it, I mean...

and yes, I did just make this comment to use that atrocious pun... I'm ashamed of myself

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User avatar #2046 - murrlogic ONLINE (26 minutes ago) [-]
boop
User avatar #2048 to #2047 - murrlogic ONLINE (24 minutes ago) [-]
In 13 minutes it'll be midnight so good morning

cool profile. nice shade of red.
User avatar #2049 to #2048 - krasnogvardiech (23 minutes ago) [-]
In thirteen minutes I'll be lifting.

All is well.
User avatar #2050 to #2049 - murrlogic ONLINE (22 minutes ago) [-]
**** did I come at a bad time
User avatar #2051 to #2050 - krasnogvardiech (21 minutes ago) [-]
I said in thirteen minutes. Does the internet have a stutter function?

Eleven minutes, now. No time is bad.
User avatar #2052 to #2051 - murrlogic ONLINE (20 minutes ago) [-]
I dunno I was hoping deep enriching thought provoking commentary but nah

Getting swole tho.
User avatar #2053 to #2052 - krasnogvardiech (18 minutes ago) [-]
Did you really think feelings weigh greater than weights?

Stupid. Feelings are what you burn to fuel the lifting.

Ask not for a lighter burden, but for broader shoulders.
User avatar #2054 to #2053 - murrlogic ONLINE (17 minutes ago) [-]
>Men don't have emotions. Women have them...in their ovaries- Stan Smith American Dad
#2055 to #2054 - krasnogvardiech (16 minutes ago) [-]
Oh, men have emotions alright. Just conserve and let them fuel your actions.
#2042 - vorasharaptor (23 hours ago) [-]
The Fix

starting off fixing yourself the Kras way.....then using the turtletroll helper
#2044 to #2043 - vorasharaptor (23 hours ago) [-]
did you watch it
User avatar #2045 to #2044 - krasnogvardiech (23 hours ago) [-]
Yes.

What a pussy that guy was.
#2038 - vorasharaptor (03/01/2015) [-]
**vorasharaptor used "*roll 1, 15-99*"**
**vorasharaptor rolls 85**
what year wil Kras' soviet army conquer europe
#2039 to #2038 - vorasharaptor (03/01/2015) [-]
2085 confirmed
User avatar #2040 to #2039 - krasnogvardiech (03/01/2015) [-]
Blood Red and Soviet Steel will conquer the world.
#2041 to #2040 - vorasharaptor (03/01/2015) [-]
World in Conflict - Seattle Invasion Cinematic

'85 attack europe
'89 attack usa
User avatar #2036 to #2035 - krasnogvardiech (02/27/2015) [-]
That's a telling trait of sociopathy, friend.
#2037 to #2036 - vorasharaptor (02/27/2015) [-]
not really
can also be a case of seeing too much and being dead inside

#2021 to #2020 - vorasharaptor (02/27/2015) [-]
ill bring her right to your house

Breaking Up with Overly Attached Girlfriend
#2022 to #2021 - krasnogvardiech (02/27/2015) [-]
**krasnogvardiech used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**krasnogvardiech rolls 20**
#2024 to #2022 - vorasharaptor (02/27/2015) [-]
*krasnogvardiech becomes omnipotent....knowing the outcome of everything before it happens*
User avatar #2025 to #2024 - krasnogvardiech (02/27/2015) [-]
That would be Omniscient.
User avatar #2023 to #2022 - krasnogvardiech (02/27/2015) [-]
**krasnogvardiech used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**krasnogvardiech rolls 13**

I kick her in the face hard enough to shatter the front of her skull.
#2026 to #2023 - vorasharaptor (02/27/2015) [-]
implying you could beat a russian woman

ive met a few.....get a mouth guard so you dont lose teeth
User avatar #2027 to #2026 - krasnogvardiech (02/27/2015) [-]
**krasnogvardiech used "*roll 4, 1-20*"**
**krasnogvardiech rolls 14**
**krasnogvardiech rolls 08**
**krasnogvardiech rolls 06**
**krasnogvardiech rolls 03**

I go for a four-hit combo.
#2028 to #2027 - vorasharaptor (02/27/2015) [-]
the 14 was a fair hit....then the other three just got weaker each time....aka she counterattacks and you get raped
User avatar #2029 to #2028 - krasnogvardiech (02/27/2015) [-]
That is the opposite of a problem. I get pusi b0ss
#2030 to #2029 - vorasharaptor (02/27/2015) [-]
right......
new zealand style
User avatar #2031 to #2030 - krasnogvardiech (02/27/2015) [-]
Russian women aren't sheep, m8
#2032 to #2031 - vorasharaptor (02/27/2015) [-]
soviet she-bear?
#2034 to #2033 - vorasharaptor (02/27/2015) [-]
USA: big boobs are silicone
Russia: big boobs are natural

checkmate
#2017 - vorasharaptor (02/26/2015) [-]
**vorasharaptor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**vorasharaptor rolls Hello Kitty vibrator.**
if i hunt down Kras' psycho ex and fly her here to new zealand...what will Kras do
#2014 - arena (02/24/2015) [-]
King Fedora.
User avatar #2015 to #2014 - arena (02/24/2015) [-]
This is legit everything he is.
User avatar #2016 to #2015 - krasnogvardiech (02/24/2015) [-]
By the Emperor, how horrifying.

Seriously, I didn't think people came as retarded as you described him. Thought they must've just drawn the bad card in looks.

Exactly why is he still alive, again? Any idea?
#2000 - vorasharaptor (02/20/2015) [-]
**vorasharaptor used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"****vorasharaptor rolls Signs point to yes**   
should i hook Krassle up with a psycho girl
**vorasharaptor used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**vorasharaptor rolls Signs point to yes**
should i hook Krassle up with a psycho girl
#2001 to #2000 - krasnogvardiech (02/21/2015) [-]
Who the hell are you?

Depends on her looks, though. And whether or not she takes meds.
#2002 to #2001 - vorasharaptor (02/21/2015) [-]
you forgot me that easily?

well **** you too kras
#2003 to #2002 - krasnogvardiech (02/21/2015) [-]
Fairly certain no pinknames are in my friends list.

This you, Kurze?
#2004 to #2003 - vorasharaptor (02/21/2015) [-]
yes its me you damned commie
#2005 to #2004 - krasnogvardiech (02/21/2015) [-]
Pinknames. Pinknames.

How was I supposed to know, in all fairness? Nothing to indicate but writing style.
#2006 to #2005 - vorasharaptor (02/21/2015) [-]
well who else posted a pic of that crazy girl and said you hook up with her

ill make sure you stick your dick in crazy again
User avatar #2007 to #2006 - krasnogvardiech (02/21/2015) [-]
Point. Still, when you assume you make an ass out of 'u' and 'me'.
#2008 to #2007 - vorasharaptor (02/21/2015) [-]
ill put you to sleep wit ha tranquilizer and feed you viagra so the psycho girls can do you while youre out
User avatar #2012 to #2008 - tranquilizer (02/21/2015) [-]
Well if it's kurze I'm not surprised
You mention me a lot
#2013 to #2012 - vorasharaptor (02/21/2015) [-]
what can i do

i cant always kill people...sometimes i need to use you to put people to sleep
User avatar #2009 to #2008 - krasnogvardiech (02/21/2015) [-]
Sounds like something that would happen at a party.

I'm in.
User avatar #2011 to #2010 - krasnogvardiech (02/21/2015) [-]
Everybody gets some.
User avatar #1998 - arena (02/18/2015) [-]
Russian BEAR!
User avatar #1995 - arena (02/18/2015) [-]
48 Divided by 2(9+3)=

Answer that **** /Give you a reward init. The profile picture of the bear made me laugh so.
User avatar #1996 to #1995 - krasnogvardiech (02/18/2015) [-]
Following BEDMAS, that would result in:

48 x (2(9+3))
> 48 x (18+6)
-> 48 x 24
--> 1152

Unless I am mistaken. I haven't done math in a too-bloody-long time.
User avatar #1997 to #1996 - krasnogvardiech (02/18/2015) [-]
... **** .

Divided by.

48 / 2(9+3) = 2.
#1993 - matexius (01/18/2015) [-]
Krasno, we may have a problem...   
   
Ivan broke physics... Any ideas?    
I'd tie an anchor to his legs...
Krasno, we may have a problem...

Ivan broke physics... Any ideas?
I'd tie an anchor to his legs...
User avatar #1994 to #1993 - krasnogvardiech (01/22/2015) [-]
Let him swim. He is killing submarine tank for the motherland.
User avatar #1991 - konradkurze (01/17/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Yes**
is Kras a weeaboo
User avatar #1992 to #1991 - krasnogvardiech (01/17/2015) [-]
kawaii sugoi pocky desu ne~
User avatar #1969 - konradkurze (01/16/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**konradkurze rolls 4**
what do i buy for Kras

1-2 a T34
3-4 a T90
5-6 a KV1
7-8 an IS2
9-0 a T13
User avatar #1971 to #1969 - krasnogvardiech (01/16/2015) [-]
Hold me tight and never let go, you wonderful scholar.
User avatar #1972 to #1971 - konradkurze (01/16/2015) [-]
no homo tovarisch
User avatar #1973 to #1972 - krasnogvardiech (01/16/2015) [-]
Homo? What's that?
User avatar #1974 to #1973 - konradkurze (01/16/2015) [-]
you gay
#1975 to #1974 - krasnogvardiech (01/16/2015) [-]
Gay? What's gay?
User avatar #1976 to #1975 - konradkurze (01/16/2015) [-]
you have sex with men
#1977 to #1976 - krasnogvardiech (01/16/2015) [-]
But they have no vaginas. Where are you supposed to put the cock?
User avatar #1978 to #1977 - konradkurze (01/16/2015) [-]
men put cock in your russian ass
#1979 to #1978 - krasnogvardiech (01/16/2015) [-]
But poop comes from there.
#1982 to #1981 - konradkurze (01/16/2015) [-]
its only gay for the one taking the D

aka you
#1983 to #1982 - krasnogvardiech (01/16/2015) [-]
**krasnogvardiech used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**krasnogvardiech rolls 20**

You failed to tell the difference between me and this thing, and instead are *********** it. Roll for damage, no saves.
User avatar #1988 to #1987 - konradkurze (01/16/2015) [-]
you talk alot about ghey stuff

makes me wonder did you leave motherland because putin is anti-gay
User avatar #1989 to #1988 - krasnogvardiech (01/16/2015) [-]
I ********** a dude to prove a point once. Does that count?
User avatar #1990 to #1989 - konradkurze (01/16/2015) [-]
yes
you gay
#1970 to #1969 - konradkurze (01/16/2015) [-]
ahhh motherland
User avatar #1966 - konradkurze (01/15/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**konradkurze rolls 5**

what do i buy for Kras

1-2 german beer
3-4 russian vodka
5-6 japanese sake
7-8 the bottled piss americans call beer
9-0 french wine
User avatar #1968 to #1967 - konradkurze (01/15/2015) [-]
FJ decided...you must accept that decision
User avatar #1959 - konradkurze (01/15/2015) [-]
time for evil plan

i shall go onto russian social media sites...spam Kras face and addess...and let psycho girl know where Kras is to find him
#1960 to #1959 - krasnogvardiech (01/15/2015) [-]
That is the exact opposite of a good plan. Do not do that.
#1961 to #1960 - konradkurze (01/15/2015) [-]
come on Kras   
you took the risk of sticking your dick in crazy....you gotta follow it through
come on Kras
you took the risk of sticking your dick in crazy....you gotta follow it through
#1962 to #1961 - krasnogvardiech (01/15/2015) [-]
I stuck dick in crazy, and I am prepared to remove crazy.
User avatar #1963 to #1962 - konradkurze (01/15/2015) [-]
new plan

joshlol wants a russian girl...maybe your ex's aura of psycho cling will break joshlols forever alone forcefield and he will have a girl for once
#1964 to #1963 - krasnogvardiech (01/15/2015) [-]
This can't fail. Do it.
User avatar #1965 to #1964 - konradkurze (01/15/2015) [-]
josh already made it clear he doesnt care is shes dominating....

al in all he'll be a limey married to a ruski, and living in norway
User avatar #1937 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
Brokranian! You seeing what I think I'm seeing?

www.funnyjunk.com/channel/animemanga/Ultimate+transformation/YaLXLLn/
User avatar #1938 to #1937 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
A techpriest got creative with a servitor. Big deal.
User avatar #1940 to #1938 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
Oh, I almost forgot... How've you been lately?
It's been a little while...
User avatar #1941 to #1940 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
Alright for the most part. Money troubles are the same as always, while I've fallen into the routine of week with money, week with no money.
User avatar #1942 to #1941 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
Cool. Also I've been meaning to ask, does NZ have the animals that the Aussies have? Like all the venomous **** that makes you want to take a flammenwerfer to the entire island?
User avatar #1943 to #1942 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
The exact opposite. ******* sheep and birds everywhere, and deer and some other nice crap.

Think of it as the Britain of the southern hemisphere, without bogans instead of chavs and maori instead of blacks/asians, and tourists ******* everywhere.
User avatar #1944 to #1943 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
Well, that's awesome... I was just asking since, they're not very far apart, but there's a decent chance that it's completely different....

Also, remember this song? www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7hHlh2IusY
User avatar #1945 to #1944 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
Very well.
User avatar #1946 to #1945 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
I'm trying to learn the lyrics, already know Katyusha in my sleep, but this one's giving me serious trouble, mainly the fact that the letters I find are...how shall I put this... off like a Storm Troopers aim, for me atleast. I know that the Cousins of Russia have their own letters, but when they're translated, their sounds don't match up with the song...
User avatar #1947 to #1946 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
This is why you treat each letter and each word as its own isolated thing. Just like a symphony; make sure every note is good, the whole will carry itself.
User avatar #1948 to #1947 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
I should take learning Russian a bit more seriously... Already speak fluent English and German, since I was like 8, now at 17, learn Russian. Brilliant... Also, my Bela-Russian girl space friend is pretty Q3.14.

Also, does cheeki breeki actually mean anything?
User avatar #1949 to #1948 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
You speak German. My inadequacy intensifies.
User avatar #1950 to #1949 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
Too bad I can't stand them... Always having the best ***** , assholes. They've been trying to take our clay ever since the 6. century AD.
I actually learned it uncounsiously, there were no good channels with cartoons, other than the German ones... I have no idea how, but by 7 I spoke it fluently. I guess living 30 minutes from the border with them has that effect...
If you're implying that I'm somehow better than you, because I speak German, dude... come on now...
User avatar #1951 to #1950 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
Yes you are. I don't imply, I outright state.

That's sort of like how I learned English, too. One day when I was 8 or so I just stopped speaking Russian and started speaking English. Like the flick of a fukken switch.
User avatar #1952 to #1951 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
Well, German is all well and good, till you get to Switzerland or Austrian Styria. Even if you speak perfect German, you still need subtitles. They just accent everything off... I've got a small part of my relatives in Switzerland, I know what I'm talking about.

I'm guessing that's how long you've been in NZ, too?
User avatar #1953 to #1952 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
Since '02.
User avatar #1954 to #1953 - matexius (01/11/2015) [-]
Damn dude... 12 years.
How do you remember Ukraine?
User avatar #1955 to #1954 - krasnogvardiech (01/12/2015) [-]
It's one-half slums, one-half farms. Really, I'm not missing much.

Except for cool underground/under-building places. That **** was dope.
User avatar #1956 to #1955 - matexius (01/12/2015) [-]
Like bunkers and **** ?
User avatar #1957 to #1956 - krasnogvardiech (01/12/2015) [-]
Sort of. There are such things as basements, and street entrances for them. My school was one such place. Miss that **** hardcore.
User avatar #1958 to #1957 - matexius (01/12/2015) [-]
Oh, like the ones the 'Muricans have in the movies, the ones with the doors on the outside as well...? Atleast a bit similar. Through which they normally GTFO in horror movies...
Why do you miss them so much?
User avatar #1939 to #1938 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
What? Oh....nah, well that too...
I meant that chick that so wanted that artilerr-D afterwards... To fire it, I mean...

and yes, I did just make this comment to use that atrocious pun... I'm ashamed of myself
User avatar #1928 - konradkurze (01/08/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Yes**
has Kras ever stuck his dick in crazy and regretted it
User avatar #1929 to #1928 - krasnogvardiech (01/08/2015) [-]
Magic 8-ball is correct.
User avatar #1930 to #1929 - konradkurze (01/08/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Signs point to yes**
is Kras scared to go back to motherland in case crazy bitch finds him
User avatar #1931 to #1930 - krasnogvardiech (01/08/2015) [-]
I will neither confirm or deny.

Your text color is lovely, by the way.
User avatar #1932 to #1931 - konradkurze (01/08/2015) [-]
yeah since so many kids cried over my night lords color i went for blood color
User avatar #1933 to #1932 - krasnogvardiech (01/08/2015) [-]
The **** you do that for? Let 'em cry, their tears can lubricate your power armor.
User avatar #1934 to #1933 - konradkurze (01/08/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls Flash flooding.**
what should i do to Kras
User avatar #1936 to #1934 - konradkurze (01/08/2015) [-]
ahhhhh time for Rasputitsa on Krasnogvardiech
User avatar #1935 to #1934 - krasnogvardiech (01/08/2015) [-]
I've got a rebreather. Bring it, bitch.
User avatar #1927 - konradkurze (01/07/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls Shedding skin like a snake.**
what should Kras do this weekend
User avatar #1926 - konradkurze (01/06/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls You may rely on it**
should Kras find a crazy girl to stick his dick into
User avatar #1920 - konradkurze (01/06/2015) [-]
Krassle
wake up
User avatar #1922 to #1921 - konradkurze (01/06/2015) [-]
found the perfect girl for you

League of Legends Music: Get Jinxed
User avatar #1923 to #1922 - krasnogvardiech (01/06/2015) [-]
**** no. Don't stick yer dick in crazy.
User avatar #1924 to #1923 - konradkurze (01/06/2015) [-]
hence why you left motherland?
them soviet bitches be crazy
User avatar #1925 to #1924 - krasnogvardiech (01/06/2015) [-]
Nah, they're mostly alright.
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