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Consoles Owned: Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Mass Effect (series), Halo 4, Metro: Last Light, Farcry 3, Deadpool: the game, Borderlands 2, Singularity, Darksiders 2, probably other ones that I've forgot right about now.
X-box Gamertag: Krasnogvardiech
Interests: Warhammer 40k, Aviation, Mechanical engineering, Physics, Writing fiction, Firearms, Automobiles, Aircraft, Gaming, Reading, various other things.
Date Signed Up:8/30/2012
Location:New Zealand
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I'm fucked in the head. That's about all there is to say.

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#21 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2014 on E/S/G on Hokuto no Ken 0
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#20 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 07/25/2014 on E/S/G on Hokuto no Ken +1
#34 - billycakes (07/25/2014) [-]
what is the first image
User avatar #36 - krasnogvardiech (07/25/2014) [-]
No idea.
#37 - billycakes (07/25/2014) [-]
That was a quick response.
User avatar #38 - krasnogvardiech (07/25/2014) [-]
I aim to be punctual.
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#19 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 07/25/2014 on E/S/G on Hokuto no Ken +1
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#34 - billycakes (07/25/2014) [-]
what is the first image
User avatar #36 - krasnogvardiech (07/25/2014) [-]
No idea.
#37 - billycakes (07/25/2014) [-]
That was a quick response.
User avatar #38 - krasnogvardiech (07/25/2014) [-]
I aim to be punctual.
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#18 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 07/25/2014 on E/S/G on Hokuto no Ken 0
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#34 - billycakes (07/25/2014) [-]
what is the first image
User avatar #36 - krasnogvardiech (07/25/2014) [-]
No idea.
#37 - billycakes (07/25/2014) [-]
That was a quick response.
User avatar #38 - krasnogvardiech (07/25/2014) [-]
I aim to be punctual.
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#17 - Picture  [+] (10 new replies) 07/25/2014 on E/S/G on Hokuto no Ken 0
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#34 - billycakes (07/25/2014) [-]
what is the first image
User avatar #36 - krasnogvardiech (07/25/2014) [-]
No idea.
#37 - billycakes (07/25/2014) [-]
That was a quick response.
User avatar #38 - krasnogvardiech (07/25/2014) [-]
I aim to be punctual.
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#16 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 07/25/2014 on E/S/G on Hokuto no Ken 0
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#34 - billycakes (07/25/2014) [-]
what is the first image
User avatar #36 - krasnogvardiech (07/25/2014) [-]
No idea.
#37 - billycakes (07/25/2014) [-]
That was a quick response.
User avatar #38 - krasnogvardiech (07/25/2014) [-]
I aim to be punctual.
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#15 - Picture  [+] (15 new replies) 07/25/2014 on E/S/G on Hokuto no Ken 0
User avatar #59 - datmine (07/25/2014) [-]
Shut your fucking face leandros.
#62 - leandros (07/28/2014) [-]
I didn't even fucking say anything. Fucking warhammer, this is all i am now, just some fucking heretic or something. the fuck, guys? I get two mentions of my name in the history of ever, one is this dipshit in warhammer, and the other some fuckboard ponce in assassins creed who dies 5 minutes after being introduced.
#63 - datmine (07/28/2014) [-]
This is you right now.
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#34 - billycakes (07/25/2014) [-]
what is the first image
User avatar #36 - krasnogvardiech (07/25/2014) [-]
No idea.
#37 - billycakes (07/25/2014) [-]
That was a quick response.
User avatar #38 - krasnogvardiech (07/25/2014) [-]
I aim to be punctual.
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#32 - Video restricted, for whatever reason.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #33 - komandantmirkoo (07/25/2014) [-]
i mean you can click see anyway or whatever it says..
#28 - #25. anonimperium return, you done well!  [+] (5 new replies) 07/25/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #31 - komandantmirkoo (07/25/2014) [-]
#123 - theflamingfire (07/25/2014) [-]
So many favorites lazy fucks cant even thumb you don't worry Ill do my part
#56 - obidomkenobi (07/25/2014) [-]
Saved in my Tax Returns folder
User avatar #32 - krasnogvardiech (07/25/2014) [-]
Video restricted, for whatever reason.
User avatar #33 - komandantmirkoo (07/25/2014) [-]
i mean you can click see anyway or whatever it says..
#37 - Well, apparently C4 does indeed burn hot as balls, but still n… 07/24/2014 on desert temple +1
#26 - You are the worst, right now you should be ashamed. Not only a…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2014 on Makes me proud to be a man. 0
#30 - ciswhiteman (07/25/2014) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#23 - "Jesus ******* skateboarded off a cliff and …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2014 on oreo rage 0
#36 - halofiratwin (07/29/2014) [-]
I feel like that should be hyphenated.
#33 - Isn't C4 activated by an electric spark though? Not giving off…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2014 on desert temple +1
#36 - tacticalhog (07/24/2014) [-]
I think so... they just said it was activated by a 'weaponized spark plug", but I thought that applying heat or trauma to it would cause it to go boom, like nitro glycerin.
User avatar #37 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2014) [-]
Well, apparently C4 does indeed burn hot as balls, but still no explosion. mythbustersresults.com/flying-guillotine
#30 - All good. 07/24/2014 on desert temple +1
#29 - My life, frankly, is glorious. I signed on with not one, but T…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/24/2014 on desert temple +1
User avatar #31 - tacticalhog (07/24/2014) [-]
Wow, congrats! Some family of mine have been in the military, and they said it was the best thing to happen to them. Through all the shit, they learned amazing things/made good friends.

Such I thing I thought was ridiculous was that burning C4 is a possible substitute for a conventional fire.
User avatar #33 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2014) [-]
Isn't C4 activated by an electric spark though? Not giving off much heat, but regardless.
#36 - tacticalhog (07/24/2014) [-]
I think so... they just said it was activated by a 'weaponized spark plug", but I thought that applying heat or trauma to it would cause it to go boom, like nitro glycerin.
User avatar #37 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2014) [-]
Well, apparently C4 does indeed burn hot as balls, but still no explosion. mythbustersresults.com/flying-guillotine
#30 - do u evn lift  [+] (4 new replies) 07/24/2014 on how to train your... dragon? +64
#36 - improbable (07/25/2014) [-]
why is the coke censored?
User avatar #78 - hopporto (07/25/2014) [-]
Because its l00d
User avatar #53 - luckyspirit (07/25/2014) [-]
fees to the company
User avatar #33 - seras (07/24/2014) [-]
Like how the coke is censored, like that's the issue here.
#26 - Weird as **** . How's the festering pile …  [+] (8 new replies) 07/24/2014 on desert temple +1
User avatar #28 - tacticalhog (07/24/2014) [-]
I should note I only posted this because it was Admmins "Tell me your feels" Stickies.
User avatar #30 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2014) [-]
All good.
User avatar #27 - tacticalhog (07/24/2014) [-]
Ehhh, kinda sad for now, with this and all: www.funnyjunk.com/give+me+your+feels/text/5232461/469#469

You?
User avatar #29 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2014) [-]
My life, frankly, is glorious. I signed on with not one, but TWO recruitment agencies. At roughly the same time. They were both aware of this. And I still got to be enrolled.
User avatar #31 - tacticalhog (07/24/2014) [-]
Wow, congrats! Some family of mine have been in the military, and they said it was the best thing to happen to them. Through all the shit, they learned amazing things/made good friends.

Such I thing I thought was ridiculous was that burning C4 is a possible substitute for a conventional fire.
User avatar #33 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2014) [-]
Isn't C4 activated by an electric spark though? Not giving off much heat, but regardless.
#36 - tacticalhog (07/24/2014) [-]
I think so... they just said it was activated by a 'weaponized spark plug", but I thought that applying heat or trauma to it would cause it to go boom, like nitro glycerin.
User avatar #37 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2014) [-]
Well, apparently C4 does indeed burn hot as balls, but still no explosion. mythbustersresults.com/flying-guillotine
#35 - What you're talking about is Wisdom. And nobody seems to put p… 07/24/2014 on Still in Beta 0
#24 - Noted. 07/24/2014 on desert temple +1
#22 - I think my browser page took a **** . I saw a ton …  [+] (10 new replies) 07/24/2014 on desert temple +1
User avatar #25 - tacticalhog (07/24/2014) [-]
I am seeing this too, am using chrome, but I think its FunnyJunk
User avatar #26 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2014) [-]
Weird as fuck.

How's the festering pile of shit that we call life treating you?
User avatar #28 - tacticalhog (07/24/2014) [-]
I should note I only posted this because it was Admmins "Tell me your feels" Stickies.
User avatar #30 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2014) [-]
All good.
User avatar #27 - tacticalhog (07/24/2014) [-]
Ehhh, kinda sad for now, with this and all: www.funnyjunk.com/give+me+your+feels/text/5232461/469#469

You?
User avatar #29 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2014) [-]
My life, frankly, is glorious. I signed on with not one, but TWO recruitment agencies. At roughly the same time. They were both aware of this. And I still got to be enrolled.
User avatar #31 - tacticalhog (07/24/2014) [-]
Wow, congrats! Some family of mine have been in the military, and they said it was the best thing to happen to them. Through all the shit, they learned amazing things/made good friends.

Such I thing I thought was ridiculous was that burning C4 is a possible substitute for a conventional fire.
User avatar #33 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2014) [-]
Isn't C4 activated by an electric spark though? Not giving off much heat, but regardless.
#36 - tacticalhog (07/24/2014) [-]
I think so... they just said it was activated by a 'weaponized spark plug", but I thought that applying heat or trauma to it would cause it to go boom, like nitro glycerin.
User avatar #37 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2014) [-]
Well, apparently C4 does indeed burn hot as balls, but still no explosion. mythbustersresults.com/flying-guillotine
#20 - Wait, the thing fully loaded and the page fixed itself. My bad.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2014 on desert temple +1
#23 - tacticalhog (07/24/2014) [-]
Here, made this for comparison
User avatar #24 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2014) [-]
Noted.
#19 - There's so much space in your comment we're receiving unknown …  [+] (15 new replies) 07/24/2014 on desert temple +1
User avatar #21 - tacticalhog (07/24/2014) [-]
What do you mean? I have been seeing comments with lots of spacing though. But I cannot see mine with it.
User avatar #22 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2014) [-]
I think my browser page took a shit. I saw a ton of space in your comment and thought you put a whole lot of line breaks.

Fixed now though.
User avatar #25 - tacticalhog (07/24/2014) [-]
I am seeing this too, am using chrome, but I think its FunnyJunk
User avatar #26 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2014) [-]
Weird as fuck.

How's the festering pile of shit that we call life treating you?
User avatar #28 - tacticalhog (07/24/2014) [-]
I should note I only posted this because it was Admmins "Tell me your feels" Stickies.
User avatar #30 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2014) [-]
All good.
User avatar #27 - tacticalhog (07/24/2014) [-]
Ehhh, kinda sad for now, with this and all: www.funnyjunk.com/give+me+your+feels/text/5232461/469#469

You?
User avatar #29 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2014) [-]
My life, frankly, is glorious. I signed on with not one, but TWO recruitment agencies. At roughly the same time. They were both aware of this. And I still got to be enrolled.
User avatar #31 - tacticalhog (07/24/2014) [-]
Wow, congrats! Some family of mine have been in the military, and they said it was the best thing to happen to them. Through all the shit, they learned amazing things/made good friends.

Such I thing I thought was ridiculous was that burning C4 is a possible substitute for a conventional fire.
User avatar #33 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2014) [-]
Isn't C4 activated by an electric spark though? Not giving off much heat, but regardless.
#36 - tacticalhog (07/24/2014) [-]
I think so... they just said it was activated by a 'weaponized spark plug", but I thought that applying heat or trauma to it would cause it to go boom, like nitro glycerin.
User avatar #37 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2014) [-]
Well, apparently C4 does indeed burn hot as balls, but still no explosion. mythbustersresults.com/flying-guillotine
User avatar #20 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2014) [-]
Wait, the thing fully loaded and the page fixed itself. My bad.
#23 - tacticalhog (07/24/2014) [-]
Here, made this for comparison
User avatar #24 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2014) [-]
Noted.
#97 - Racism is a milder form of xenophobia, and that is a reflex in… 07/24/2014 on she's got a point 0
#33 - Couldn't you just unplug the phone?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Red and Green. 0
User avatar #40 - guardianranger (07/24/2014) [-]
couldn't he just leave?
User avatar #46 - imagnetsux (07/25/2014) [-]
couldn't they just not do this?
User avatar #47 - guardianranger (07/25/2014) [-]
That is exactly what I just said.
User avatar #48 - imagnetsux (07/25/2014) [-]
-leave
-not be there in the first place
#75 - Smiledog? Haven't seen him.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2014 on Christmas is a great time... 0
#85 - dorfdorfdorf (07/25/2014) [-]
y u do dis
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User avatar #1691 - konradkurze ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
*genetically modifies Kras to be a bear*
#1693 to #1691 - krasnogvardiech (6 hours ago) [-]
LOOK AT ME YOU DENSE ******
#1694 to #1693 - konradkurze ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
i see an alcoholic bear on a unicycle
#1695 to #1694 - krasnogvardiech (6 hours ago) [-]
how the **** do i drive this thing
#1696 to #1695 - konradkurze ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
Comment Picture
#1697 to #1696 - krasnogvardiech (6 hours ago) [-]
ubercharge is disgusting
User avatar #1677 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
Battlefield 3 - The Russian Offensive
#1672 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
Kras when meeting girls
#1673 to #1672 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
Ну што, нз проблема.

>Мое лицо когда
User avatar #1674 to #1673 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
ваша кровь водка
User avatar #1676 to #1675 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
i want one thing to happen

we both know what it is

Red Alert 2 intro
User avatar #1678 to #1676 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
The start of World War III?



Emperor's blood. No.
User avatar #1679 to #1678 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
russia putting the americans in their place

Gamehelper.com - WiC: Soviet Assault TrailerNew

needs to happen
User avatar #1680 to #1679 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
Actually, that's a stupid idea. A better one would be a long-term military alliance. Less lives and less resources lost. The way we're headed, Fallout might become a reality. And that is a terrifying thought.
User avatar #1681 to #1680 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
well allying with usa means theyll try to ******** russia out of so much to profit usa and leave russia in ****

User avatar #1683 to #1681 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
You didn't forget about the states' massive debt, right?
#1682 to #1681 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
Russia's better off financially than the U.S is. It would be a blow to the Federation, certainly.

The only answer is space, tovarisch. Even a small asteroid is worth billions in scientific resources - as well as elements and materiel alien to our world.

I think the space race ought to be started up again.
User avatar #1684 to #1682 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
yeah there is space but then you'd have usa and the un bitch about "anything russia colonizes should be international access
same deal as that moon treaty where somehow the moon is supposedly international property

yeah usa has a massive debt even more reason theyd ******** russia out of its wealth

hell alaska was an illegal sale and usa refused to hand it back
User avatar #1685 to #1684 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
The race would be combined. International access means that its resources would go to whoever needs it, with a hefty percentage going towards the nation/organization that did it.

The whole reason the US would ask for money is to pay off their debts in the first place. No reason save that - they hate the russkies too much. The States have the largest and most well-equipped army overall, no major need for military support.
User avatar #1686 to #1685 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
then that just leaves it open for greedy corporations to buy everything up over time thus ******** on other planets like they do to earth

best russia takes and holds on its own and lets normal people migrate to said planets and forbids corporate ownership
User avatar #1687 to #1686 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
You've obviously never heard of the oligarchy. It's heading that way - the few, all over the world, are taking control of all its resources. Disney's doing it, BP Oil's doing it, everyone is.

It's all over the place. I actually care, though, about what they're going to do and what opportunity does it open up for the everyman.
User avatar #1688 to #1687 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
i say we need another yeltsin to march in with part of the army....kick out the government and also get rid of the oligarchs trying to own eveything
User avatar #1689 to #1688 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
The oligarchs' owning it all isn't the problem. Having much under the control of many means that it's easier to organize **** .

That's part of the reason why the Red Army failed in the initial stages of World War 2's Soviet front. Poor, disorganized leadership. So much resources eventually got the work done, but it floundered about for a while.

Mobilization, tovarisch, is the issue. Putting resources in the right place. Space is the new place for funds - the Chinese are already on the plan, for ****** sake.
User avatar #1690 to #1689 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
yah but chinese are also a problem,,their leadership SUCKS....its still the few privileged and their friends / family getting rich and making the poor poorer and dispossessing the independent rich

like just a couple years back....some guy who owned a hotel near a river was forced to sell it for 10% of its value because the government wanted to flood the ricer to build a hydro power damn which meant his hotel would have been in the flood are otherwise

and oligarchs are one of the problems.....the rich shouldnt be allowed to buy more and create monopolies on resources...if we go to other planets we go without them and let normal people have a fresh start at prosperity
#1671 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
Kras vs america
#1662 - matexius (07/26/2014) [-]
Was bored...found this...
Was bored...found this...
User avatar #1663 to #1662 - krasnogvardiech (07/28/2014) [-]
Stop, my penis can only get so erect.
User avatar #1664 to #1663 - matexius (07/28/2014) [-]
...I have no idea how to react to that...

Also...what is your opinion on the addition of these webm.s?
User avatar #1665 to #1664 - krasnogvardiech (07/28/2014) [-]
**** can only get better, while the main section of the site still hates videos. I don't know what to think.
User avatar #1667 to #1665 - matexius (07/28/2014) [-]
Also...I hope you don't mind that I'm a bit more...let's say actve... The Belarussian girl that's the closest thing that I've ever had to a GF left for Russia for 4 weeks...and I'm bored halfway to the Imperial Palace and back...
User avatar #1668 to #1667 - krasnogvardiech (07/28/2014) [-]
All good. You'll have to watch for me being less active, though, as I have a thing called a job.
User avatar #1669 to #1668 - matexius (07/28/2014) [-]
I know, I know... What can you do? Money rules the world...
Have you ever like, had a GF even?
User avatar #1666 to #1665 - matexius (07/28/2014) [-]
Quite... 4chan already had them, right?
A former schoolmate said they'd be good to add... I was sceptical...
User avatar #1661 - languagexplain (07/25/2014) [-]
Please stop engaging the ********** on the TG board. He needs to not get any attention. At all. kthx.
User avatar #1670 to #1661 - krasnogvardiech (08/04/2014) [-]
I successfully disarmed a ********** with something very close to what he is *********** about. What you donna do about it?
User avatar #1660 - matexius (07/24/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLhC2eTkVCM

Something tells me you've heard this one...
#1657 - matexius (07/22/2014) [-]
Hey Krasno...
Would you happen to know of an energy source, that is small, yet efficient and could power a man sized mechanical exoskeleton, kinda like this one?

I'm planning on maybe starting something like it and I'm trying to find an energy source... I know it's probably futile, but hey... Why not?
My father says I should be less on the computer, so... I need to find ways to entertain myself... friend suggested this...
I know it's way out of my field of experties and education, but I want to show those Japs that they're not the only ones who can build one... Gonna cost a lot though...
User avatar #1658 to #1657 - krasnogvardiech (07/22/2014) [-]
No ******* clue. Tried making a tiny nuclear reactor?
User avatar #1659 to #1658 - matexius (07/22/2014) [-]
... Right...
I'm fairly sure a tiny nuclear reactor could horribly backfire... and there are things even I can't get my hands on... i was thinking something like a small tesla coil, connected to a divider where one part is then in turn connected back into the coil and another to the suit... just a spark to fire it up... probably wouldn't work, though...
Still thank you for your time...
User avatar #1656 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
trolling people the Kras way

Friends Joseph Stalin
User avatar #1652 - nought (07/19/2014) [-]
firt
User avatar #1653 to #1652 - krasnogvardiech (07/19/2014) [-]
Not first by a long shot, and if that was an attempt to flirt, it went over my head.

What's up?
User avatar #1654 to #1653 - nought (07/19/2014) [-]
wat u talkin bout
FIRT FIRT FIRT FIRT FIRT FIRT
User avatar #1647 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
Whatever Gets Us Drunk the Fastest | Metalpocalypse | Adult Swim
#1649 to #1648 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
< people who tried to **** with Kras' alcohol
#1650 to #1649 - krasnogvardiech (07/16/2014) [-]
More accurately tho.
#1651 to #1650 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
reminds me of when i do online gaming
#1645 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
Kras on a friday night
User avatar #1644 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
Enemy at the Gates (1/9) Movie CLIP - Crossing the Volga (2001) HD
User avatar #1643 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
Enemy at the Gates (2/9) Movie CLIP - Battle of Stalingrad (2001) HD
User avatar #1636 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
*fills the black sea with hops and barley to brew it into beer and throws Kras in*
User avatar #1637 to #1636 - krasnogvardiech (07/09/2014) [-]
The **** would you do that for? The sea is already there, that'd just be mixing the two types of liquid. All the booze'd up water would flood the seaside areas of Ukraine and Russia and the like. That would drown several million people.

On the other hand, go for it.
User avatar #1638 to #1637 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
drown the ukrainians in booze?
is that even possible...they dont work, all they do is eat sleep and drink.....eternal booze would be their heaven
User avatar #1639 to #1638 - krasnogvardiech (07/09/2014) [-]
>ukrainians
>don't work

***** please
User avatar #1640 to #1639 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
the hardest Ukrainians work is to steal russian gas
User avatar #1641 to #1640 - krasnogvardiech (07/10/2014) [-]
If all goes well there'll be no Ukraine. No Afghanistan or Mongolia or even Poland. There will only be Great Russia once again.
User avatar #1635 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
the Kras life

Whatever Gets Us Drunk the Fastest | Metalpocalypse | Adult Swim
User avatar #1632 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
Rus Tank T-34 & T-80 Red Square Moscow May 2005 60Th Anniversary Of Victory In WwII Russian Tanks
#1622 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
shopping with Kras
#1627 to #1622 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
you and krasnogvardiech knew each other?

why i did not know!
#1631 to #1630 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
the cleverfag in drama board posted jew propaganda there, i countered his **** and called ben garrision is false


what a gigantic bigot
User avatar #1624 to #1623 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
come on Kras

normal people put meat and veggies in soup....you just mix booze to combine the flavors
#1625 to #1624 - krasnogvardiech (07/02/2014) [-]
I might be to alcohol what Anakin Skywalker is to midichlorians, but I still need physical substance to repair this sack of flesh and bone that I shamble about in.

Fruit and vegetables to ferment and distil from there.
#1626 to #1625 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
< Kras moment

hooking a tanker truck of alcohol to your veins
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