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Video Games Played: Mass Effect (series), Halo 4, Metro: Last Light, Farcry 3, Deadpool: the game, Borderlands 2, Singularity, Darksiders 2, probably other ones that I've forgot right about now.
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#12 - Britons for best faction. Longbowmen + Champion, line…  [+] (11 new replies) 11/30/2014 on Arbeit macht frei +6
#49 - averagelel (12/03/2014) [-]
11. Mayans rape britons. Siege ram + maybe champs or eagles + plumes would take on any Briton Army any time of day. Longbows are costlier and take longer to create. So the britons would not be able to take on any mayan rush. Even in late game, with decent micro and a couple of siege rams, I can take out any briton army with the mayans. I wouldn't even need trebs.
User avatar #50 - krasnogvardiech (12/04/2014) [-]
That's why you make more Castles.
User avatar #36 - anonymoose (11/30/2014) [-]
huns
cavalry archers
win
User avatar #33 - hesorama (11/30/2014) [-]
Byzantine master race.
User avatar #48 - krasnogvardiech (12/01/2014) [-]
What was that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of your precious widdle Cataphracts being ground into the dirt by real men. Or being turned into pincushions, your pick.
#14 - andrakian (11/30/2014) [-]
Spanish for second.

Elite Conquistador + Missionary + Knight, two groups, defensive

When attacking: IT'S MIDDLE AGES BLITZKRIEG BITCHES
When defending: YOU CAN'T HIT WHAT YOU CAN'T CATCH BITCHES

Target infraestructure and smaller production buildings, harass and separate enemy armies in more manageable units, get back later with some infantry and siege weapons to finish the job.
User avatar #18 - krasnogvardiech (11/30/2014) [-]
Bitch you better not be dissing my Teutons.

Archer fire, what archer fire? I'm busy clubbing you over the head with my giant heavy metal cock of a sword. Oh, those! Thought they were bee stings.

Paladins out of the ass here. Y'all niggas need Plate Barding Armor. Light cavalry - fuck, Light ANYTHING is for pussies. If you're not moving your entire body weight in armor, you're a busta poser buttslut of a bitch. And may God have mercy on you if you fucking DARE pick Heavy Cavalry Archers, for I will not.

Monks, mothafucka, do you know them? I sure hope you do! Because they're converting your infantry from within my own fukken base nigga. What's that? You NEEDED those siege weapons? Fuck you, they're mine now.

Trying to starve me out? LOL, not when your farms are more expensive than mine. My Chinese brotha Ho-Chan-Chun from anotha motha hook me up, +45 food apiece.

I haven't played expansion packs, spare me
#19 - andrakian (11/30/2014) [-]
Bitch I'll show you ma nigga Conquistador and his wingman Missionary.
Janissaries have cool guns but can't run. Light cavalry has cute little speedy horsies but the only thing in the whole game smaller than their dicks is that glorified needle of a sword.

Now what happens when you take the kebab shoota boyz guns and put them over the horses of those worthless bronies?

ABSOLUTE MASSACRE. THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS.

The Conquistador only has two modes. Sleep and DRIVE-BY EXTERMINATUS. That beautifully crafted renaissance arquebus? That shit pierces through armor like it was no thing. That dashing spanish stallion under him? That's Speedy Fucking Gonzales in horse form. If Speedy Gonzales was a complete psycho sexually aroused by the smell of blood. The Conquistador will completely obliterate any armor-wearing skroob and speed back to base before you can even pan your fucking screen.

But oh no, you surrounded the conquistador with some pleb massed pikemen. But what the fuck is that? How are your own champions attacking your own base? That's the conquistador trusty sidekick, the Missionary. It's a monk. On steroids. RIDING A GLORIOUS DONKEY. The missionary's Jesus power turns a cavalry force in a completely self-sufficient galloping war machine that will steamroll through the map faster than an ADD-stricken Mangudai. You can't run from glorious spanish conquest.

But srysly, the expansions are awesome. The Forgotten was kinda meh in its campaigns and some very unecessary rebalancing, but The Conquerors is fucking flawless.
User avatar #29 - Conquistador (11/30/2014) [-]
Interesting. I love it when I get mention alerts leading to AoE/history stuff.
#20 - krasnogvardiech (11/30/2014) [-]
You cunt of a motherless whore. I think I need to remind you just who you're dealing with.

This here the Man. Capitalization necessary. This Man is your liegelord. He owns you, your farm, your family and all your friends. Kind of like a Samurai, but less gay.

That helmet alone is worth more than your life. And you can spend your life trying to mark it, fuck you he'll just slice your stomach open. That shield in the lower left is worth more than your house, primarily because it gives a better degree of protection than the walls of your house.

This is the grandaddy of heavy infantry. Screw the Imperial Guard, screw the Adepta Sororitas, screw even Astartes Terminators. This guy was wading through fire before guns were even a thing. And you know what? It fucking worked.

See, him and his brethren live by a code. You live by God, and die serving God. You think Monks get such great bonuses for nothing? You think Monks and Knights are different in their worship of the Lord?! Du densk das ist ein mutterficken spiel??!

Oh, no. We don't need no Pikemen. We don't need Paladins, fuck, Paladins are just these dudes on their horses. You fuck with these guys, you fuck wit GOD.

For just 70ish gold and food you can have the most heavily armored man in the game, built to laugh at whatever you can sling at it. Fuck, the elites of these men can shrug off Bombard Cannon and Cannon Galleon shots. They take Onager loads to the head just to practice, the fuck you doing trying to lob rocks at us for?

Go lube that pea-shooter up and slide it carefully up your ass, I hear they break easy. We'll be marching, with dignity, straight into your base to knock your houses down. Because really, if you have to move at any speed higher than a dignified walk, then you're just improperly timed. Peasant scum.
#47 - andrakian (11/30/2014) [-]
Nigga.

Nigga.

NIGGA.

Just look at this sly sonofabitch. See all that bling? All those frills? See those badass plumes? That shit is worthy more than your whole family. "Now where did all this pimping came from?" - you ask behind your throbbing erection - "How can someone keep that much gold just for his bling?"

That's because superior spanish blacksmithing requires no gold. That's fucking right. Those niggas literally turn sheep and lettuce to heavy plate armor.

And you know those trade carts? The ones that you filthy teutonics need to send to the other side of the map to get decent gold? Well, Spanish trade gives not only 1, not only 2, BUT A TOTAL OF 33% PERCENT BONUS GOLD. And what happens when you get all that gold just laying around and a fully unlocked priest tech tree? You invest all that shit in church bling until your priests can show those heathen scroobs the true faith from the other side of the map.

And all those pitiful style-less armor of yours will not save you in imperial age. I hope you get far from the coast, because superior spanish cannon galleons are the only in the whole game that is affected by ballistics. And I hope you are far from land as well, because with Supremacy workers get huge combat bonuses and Sappers, even my peasants can knock down your flimsy walls. Your fucking dead, kiddo.
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Well you see a lot of people can pull them off but most of them are detectives in old mystery movies.
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Or Frank Sinatra.

The old world's just about gone, ay?
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Is there an "Every time I get hard" answer?
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HA!
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User avatar #1879 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
Santa Kras gives many gifts to syrianassassins people

C&C Generals - "AK47s for everyone!"
#1878 - bionicpanda (12/24/2014) [-]
Hope you have a nice one
Hope you have a nice one
User avatar #1880 to #1878 - krasnogvardiech (22 hours ago) [-]
Cheers, mate.
#1868 to #1867 - krasnogvardiech (12/24/2014) [-]
That cat's face pretty much sums up my reaction to the Forged Alliance expansion for Supreme Commander.

******* Seraphim.
#1869 to #1868 - syrianassassin (12/24/2014) [-]
looks like everything is now being ****** . and we are loosing.
User avatar #1870 to #1869 - krasnogvardiech (12/24/2014) [-]
What's happening?
#1871 to #1870 - syrianassassin (12/24/2014) [-]
take a look at this world.

and you tell me whats happening?
User avatar #1872 to #1871 - krasnogvardiech (12/24/2014) [-]
Yes, because I'm not aware of the majority of it - let alone any significant event that's occurred.

**** happens quick, and news doesn't spread as fast.
User avatar #1873 to #1872 - syrianassassin (12/24/2014) [-]
**** happens quick because we let it happen.

news are just a puppet. and 98% all belongs to one groups spreading what they want for their own interest.

i guess it is the time (really) to shut down the media.
User avatar #1874 to #1873 - krasnogvardiech (12/24/2014) [-]
Hold on. Nothing happens that easy.

First off, start defining things. Which media do you want to shut down? What do you mean by 'media', the liberal trash of the U.S or the somewhat more honest organizations of the rest of the world?

The world doesn't revolve around the states. And of course it does, that's how fascism works. Not a bad system either, if not for the laziness and spinelessness of those involved.
User avatar #1875 to #1874 - syrianassassin (12/24/2014) [-]
the first one is as you said.

as you can see the CIA-SIL are spreading fast because the media support. the only way to shut them down is to close the media in iraq and syria.

but of course the world will go public outcry/
User avatar #1876 to #1875 - krasnogvardiech (12/24/2014) [-]
How would that work? Media in that region consists of people on ham radios reporting things to one another. Except for air traffic controllers and the like, but then again word of mouth is the primarily relied-on source. And you know how bad that is. Unless I'm wrong and they really do look to obviously edited propaganda as the truth.
User avatar #1877 to #1876 - syrianassassin (12/24/2014) [-]
this is the problem. the CIA-SIL got stronger because the media. the only way to clear them is first close it then eradicate the area they live in.
#1847 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
ahhhh Kras
i see you trolling the amerifats
User avatar #1848 to #1847 - krasnogvardiech (12/20/2014) [-]
Not intentionally. The dude's being an idiot and not giving details and sources. If he backed up his claims with legitimate and verified evidence I'd believe it.
#1849 to #1848 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
implying amerifats give a 						****					 about evidence
implying amerifats give a **** about evidence
User avatar #1850 to #1849 - krasnogvardiech (12/20/2014) [-]
Well, I'm a Ukrainian-turned-Kiwi. Facts, evidence, details and the hard crunchy **** is what I work with. No groupthink crap.
User avatar #1851 to #1850 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
no matter where you go
you are of MOTHERLAND

yeah its kinda ****** up how amerifats think they know more about places than the people who LIVE there
#1852 to #1851 - krasnogvardiech (12/20/2014) [-]
I may be of Motherland, but I am also of Man. I am TERRAN.

Simple arrogance. The British did that too, except that was back in the days when the Empire was full of hard cunts who earned the right to be arrogant.
#1854 to #1853 - krasnogvardiech (12/20/2014) [-]
All the best ideas came from Holy Terra.
User avatar #1855 to #1854 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
aha but the best marines came from motherland

Мать Россия создали Нострамо

HMKids - Lost in the Darkness (Night Hunter Konrad Curze / Конрад Кёрз)
#1856 to #1855 - krasnogvardiech (12/20/2014) [-]
*Spetsnaz. Marines are sissies compared to them.
#1857 to #1856 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
< the best space marine

better than your spetsnaz casuals
User avatar #1858 to #1857 - krasnogvardiech (12/20/2014) [-]
He's ******* unkillable, what did you expect?

And literally, he cannot die. Even the Emperor's mind-bullets of doom that wiped out Horus couldn't bring that down.
#1859 to #1858 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
plus russians will never look as cool as NIGHT LORDS
#1860 to #1859 - krasnogvardiech (12/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, well unlike you we're not supposed to stand around looking cool. It's a side effect.
User avatar #1861 to #1860 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
yeah because your spets are just in and out like casuals and have to come back later if a new problem comes up

Night Lords stick around to cause fear so theres no more enemies brave enough to fight them
#1862 to #1861 - krasnogvardiech (12/20/2014) [-]
The Tempestus is supposed to go in-and-out. Call the regular Guard if you want line-holding action.
User avatar #1863 to #1862 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
yeah waste time having to call them back later

and insurgents arent gonna be scared of regular troopers....

casual krasual doesnt understand the benefit of FEAR
#1864 to #1863 - krasnogvardiech (12/20/2014) [-]
Who needs fear when the barrels of our tanks are bigger than your head?
User avatar #1865 to #1864 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
but tanks cant go everywhere, are easily spotted and taken out

User avatar #1866 to #1865 - krasnogvardiech (12/20/2014) [-]
Not when there's another tank outflanking whoever's shooting m8
User avatar #1845 - konradkurze (12/19/2014) [-]
Kras fave movie scene

Soviet Victory and Anthem (1944 version) Over Berlin
#1846 to #1845 - krasnogvardiech (12/19/2014) [-]
Not really. But it's alright.
#1844 - konradkurze (12/19/2014) [-]
sing it with me Kras

National Anthem of USSR
User avatar #1839 - konradkurze (12/12/2014) [-]
KRASNO
i have mission for you comrade
#1840 to #1839 - krasnogvardiech (12/12/2014) [-]
красно армеец готов
User avatar #1841 to #1840 - konradkurze (12/12/2014) [-]
got a troll lurking around redthumbing me, can you please greenthumb my comments before he logs in
User avatar #1842 to #1841 - krasnogvardiech (12/12/2014) [-]
Big bloody deal. You live off yer thumb ratio or something?
User avatar #1843 to #1842 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
trying to collect items and reds slow me down
User avatar #1835 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
судьбу России
слава Родины

USA open your eyes.Russia's destiny
#1833 - konradkurze (12/04/2014) [-]
that moment i fear Kras wants to kill me and brew me into alcohol
#1834 to #1833 - krasnogvardiech (12/04/2014) [-]
dis b u

u r potato
User avatar #1824 - konradkurze (12/03/2014) [-]
*pokes* wake up bear
#1825 to #1824 - krasnogvardiech (12/03/2014) [-]
RHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
User avatar #1826 to #1825 - konradkurze (12/03/2014) [-]
bad bear
John West Commercial: Man Fights Bear for Fish
User avatar #1828 to #1827 - konradkurze (12/03/2014) [-]
i have anti-bear weapon

Bear vs crocodile
#1829 to #1828 - krasnogvardiech (12/03/2014) [-]
He was on the steroid
#1830 to #1829 - konradkurze (12/03/2014) [-]
this makes kras sad
#1831 to #1830 - krasnogvardiech (12/03/2014) [-]
*sobs quietly*
User avatar #1832 to #1831 - konradkurze (12/03/2014) [-]
**konradkurze collects your alcoholic tears and sells to irish buyers**
User avatar #1821 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
ahhhh motherland

Kras youre missing out on weird ****

Mickey Mouse and Spongebob Beat Up RUSSIAN Driver FIGHT!
User avatar #1822 to #1821 - krasnogvardiech (11/22/2014) [-]
Seen it already. We're culturally desensitized to this sort of **** .
User avatar #1823 to #1822 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
* weird **** every day
* people are feisty as hell
* gunfire is just a daily thing
* people are desensitized to it all

holy **** ..russia is like a huge new york
User avatar #1819 - gugek (11/22/2014) [-]
Good morning! I hope you have a fantastic day my friend .
User avatar #1812 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
*kidnaps Kras and dumps him in the middle of chechnya with out a 9mm pistol*
User avatar #1813 to #1812 - krasnogvardiech (11/22/2014) [-]
>remove chechen
>acquire ********
>ditch ***********
>migrate south
>remove kebab
User avatar #1814 to #1813 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
Kraspetsnaz
#1815 to #1814 - krasnogvardiech (11/22/2014) [-]
/k/rasniy gopnik
User avatar #1816 to #1815 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
a spetsnaz with a fork is more deadly than 100 soldier with rifles
User avatar #1817 to #1816 - krasnogvardiech (11/22/2014) [-]
doubt. Spetsnaz would blow up the rifles before they got them.

Failing that, just remove all the firing pins. Bam, instant 100 clubs.
User avatar #1818 to #1817 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
my russian friend told me about 2 movies with spetsnaz being awesome

one...a spetsnaz was checking an area with for enemies...a guy jumped out and grabbed his rifle....the struggled for a moment but when the spets figured it was taking too long he just pushed his rifle at the guy, drew his pistol and shot him them got his rifle back

another one had a bad guy with an ak....the spets ran up, and kicked under the gun twice...first time unloading the magazine the second cocking out the chambered round.....the guy was in a state of shock...how did the spets do that....the spets took his rifle....reloaded it, gave it back to the guy....double kicked again to unload it...the guy was impressed...then the spets killed him
User avatar #1802 - anotherponyaccount (11/21/2014) [-]
Thank you Russian-Bear-Man, I avoided egg on my face with that last image
User avatar #1803 to #1802 - krasnogvardiech (11/21/2014) [-]
I lost track of the subject. Which image?
User avatar #1804 to #1803 - anotherponyaccount (11/21/2014) [-]
How so I expect no Australian to read the last pic (Fallout wishlist)
User avatar #1805 to #1804 - krasnogvardiech (11/21/2014) [-]
Oh, that. All good.

So, howzit? I reckon Fallout 4 will bring in either something completely new, or disappointingly less.

Personally, I'd like it to be even more rich with potassium (/k/) than New Vegas was. Each weapon type being a different system, with each different weapon being a different version of so.

Rails, trigger systems, firing pins and barrels, rifling, the works. And silencers and scopes and other such things.
User avatar #1806 to #1805 - anotherponyaccount (11/21/2014) [-]
Strength at 10, Dual wield Gatling lasers
User avatar #1807 to #1806 - krasnogvardiech (11/21/2014) [-]
Give me specifics, you dense ************ !

Strength 10 allows you to hold and effectively use a weapon ~15 kilograms in each hand. Since there is no way you are able to dual-weild heavy minigun laser weapons, they will have to be systems similar to an RCW mounted on submachinegun frames. Since they're laser weapons, recoil will be minimal.
The focusing and optics will be shot to hell right quick. About 30 seconds of sustained fire equalling 600 full-power shots, 3500 half-power shots.
#1808 to #1807 - anotherponyaccount (11/21/2014) [-]
I this not think this through, I just said what I thought was cool but did stop to think if it should.   
 And I meant two gatling lasers, one in left hand and one in right hand
I this not think this through, I just said what I thought was cool but did stop to think if it should.
And I meant two gatling lasers, one in left hand and one in right hand
User avatar #1809 to #1808 - krasnogvardiech (11/21/2014) [-]
Gatling lasers akimbo is just impractical. They're weapons designed to be operated with two or more hands, with the reloading and such.
Pistols are much more easily managed. In that case it's tricky, but not impossible to reload with just one hand.
User avatar #1810 to #1809 - anotherponyaccount (11/21/2014) [-]
Well **** . ************************ .gif and I'd love to continue this conversation but her in Australia it's midnight - so, peace
User avatar #1811 to #1810 - krasnogvardiech (11/21/2014) [-]
Cheers. But I'm actually over in the Scotland of the southern hemisphere, aka Kiwiana. Over the ditch and all that. Anyhoo, have a good one.
User avatar #1798 - konradkurze (11/20/2014) [-]
*prods Kras' jiggly beer belly*
User avatar #1799 to #1798 - krasnogvardiech (11/20/2014) [-]
It's plump, but flattening and hardening gradually. Still hairy as **** .
User avatar #1801 to #1799 - konradkurze (11/20/2014) [-]
beer BEAR belly
User avatar #1784 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 79**
what percent casual is Kras
#1785 to #1784 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
I only need 21% to kick your ass buddy boyo
User avatar #1786 to #1785 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 31**
what percent lazy is kras
User avatar #1787 to #1786 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
Siesta.
User avatar #1788 to #1787 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 0**
this is how many hours a day Kras actually gets out of bed
User avatar #1789 to #1788 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
Brain inside skeleton
cerebral cavity is bed for brain

ergo
never leave bed
User avatar #1790 to #1789 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled comment #78 ** :
suffocated by everything

the voice Kras hears in his head
User avatar #1791 to #1790 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
I killed it
#1792 to #1791 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
yfw killed your brain
User avatar #1793 to #1792 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
Me, b0xxy? **** that **** outta here.
#1794 to #1793 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
this is my power hand
its for slapping bitches who badmouth boxxy

*powerslaps Kras*
User avatar #1795 to #1794 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
Well, **** you and your retard Gaia-playing waifu.
User avatar #1796 to #1795 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
i bet you kiss girls, faggot
User avatar #1797 to #1796 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
I also **** 'em right in the pussy.
#1779 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
i must be really ******* bored if i thought of this
User avatar #1780 to #1779 - krasnogvardiech (11/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, you were.

Come on mate, you're a bloody Primarch. Pull your **** together.
User avatar #1781 to #1780 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
well not everyone is as boring and 'sane' as you loyalists

a focused mind is a dull mind
User avatar #1782 to #1781 - krasnogvardiech (11/14/2014) [-]
Dull equals getting **** done. I'll gladly trade that off for things.
User avatar #1783 to #1782 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
dull means stagnation.....
#1778 - matexius (11/13/2014) [-]
Brokranian... I've found something...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2M5l__vCwo

I'd try to translate it... but... I'm still trying to figure out Cyrilic letters...
pic not related...just one of my current background...although I have been listening to Iron Maiden in the last few months...possibly best decision I've made yet...
User avatar #1762 - konradkurze (11/12/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 6**
Krasnogvardiech is:

1:an Imperial Guard
2: a Space Marine
3: a Chaos Marine
4: a Necron
5: an Ork
6: a Sister of battle
7: a Tyranid
8: an Eldar
9: a Dark Eldar
10: a Squat
User avatar #1763 to #1762 - krasnogvardiech (11/13/2014) [-]
I ******* hate your text color.
#1764 to #1763 - konradkurze (11/13/2014) [-]
ahhhh
the russian is filled with rage as always
User avatar #1765 to #1764 - krasnogvardiech (11/13/2014) [-]
Rage buried deep beneath the drink and soul-crushing cynicism .
User avatar #1766 to #1765 - konradkurze (11/13/2014) [-]
Kras needs anger management....aka vodka
#1767 to #1766 - krasnogvardiech (11/13/2014) [-]
No, just a magical creat to remove soreness and blisters. I have a large blister on the underside of my foot, right on the pad. It is on the most annoying and pointless place to have a blister of all time.
#1768 to #1767 - konradkurze (11/13/2014) [-]
i shall fix that for you
#1769 to #1768 - krasnogvardiech (11/13/2014) [-]
Augmentic legs... yes please, tovarisch it will be of so cool
#1770 to #1769 - konradkurze (11/13/2014) [-]
ill put your head on a cyborg body so nothing below the neck shall ever bother you
#1771 to #1770 - krasnogvardiech (11/13/2014) [-]
But then the face is completely exposed, ******* . Who designed that dude?

Go superheavy or go home, chuck my remains in a Dreadnought shell and put me in this thing.
#1772 to #1771 - konradkurze (11/13/2014) [-]
duh youre a dirty loyalist....you'd get iron hands armor
#1773 to #1772 - krasnogvardiech (11/13/2014) [-]
Screw the Space Marines. Imperial Knights all the way.
#1774 to #1773 - konradkurze (11/13/2014) [-]
awwww look at that itty bitty guy...

have your knight...ill take an imperator
#1775 to #1774 - krasnogvardiech (11/13/2014) [-]
Good luck not trampling cities when you try to move. I'm providing close walker support to my homies on the ground.
User avatar #1777 to #1776 - krasnogvardiech (11/13/2014) [-]
Well, SOMEONE didn't appease the Machine Spirits.
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