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| #57 - Picture | 05/01/2013 on WTF? | -2 |
| #16 - Picture | 05/01/2013 on she's doing it right | +9 |
| #15 - I said don't touch my cookie jar... [+] (3 new replies) | 05/01/2013 on she's doing it right | +2 |
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| #103 - And here we see the first evidence of God backing-up his impor… | 05/01/2013 on The world's first supervillian | +4 |
| #260 - I agree. Funny as hell. I'm laughing openly now. [+] (1 new reply) | 05/01/2013 on Real use of Elizabeth | +1 |
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tomthehippie (05/01/2013) [-] Fuck yeah. Like the author said, lasguns aren't bad weapons, but the W40K universe is so beast that even beastly weapons aren't enough, its gotta be godly weapons. | ||
| #76 - Picture | 05/01/2013 on 1945 | 0 |
| #255 - What we lack in capacity we make up for in numbers, and resources. [+] (1 new reply) | 04/30/2013 on Real use of Elizabeth | +1 |
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tomthehippie (04/30/2013) [-] Numbers and standing fast and pouring fire into the enemy. But seriously, I replied to your comment above and gave you a link to a funny fanfiction. | ||
| #252 - Again, GKs are specialised anti-daemon forces, while the Exorc… [+] (6 new replies) | 04/30/2013 on Real use of Elizabeth | +1 |
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tomthehippie (04/30/2013) [-] I actually read a fanfiction where a regiment of the Guard ended up finding the people from Battlestar Galatica and fighting some Cylons. www.fanfiction.net/s/5764426/1/About-Time Its pretty fucking awesome for a one shot. #261
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tomthehippie (05/01/2013) [-] Fuck yeah. Like the author said, lasguns aren't bad weapons, but the W40K universe is so beast that even beastly weapons aren't enough, its gotta be godly weapons. #253
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tomthehippie (04/30/2013) [-] Like I said in a comment right below this one, Cadians fuck the world. But yeah, as much as Space Marines are bad asses, you gotta admire the Guard for being completely outclassed in every fight and going "You know what? Fuck you! EAT LASERS BITCH!" #256
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tomthehippie (04/30/2013) [-] Numbers and standing fast and pouring fire into the enemy. But seriously, I replied to your comment above and gave you a link to a funny fanfiction. | ||
| #249 - I think what you're meaning is the Blood Angels. One of the or… [+] (9 new replies) | 04/30/2013 on Real use of Elizabeth | +1 |
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tomthehippie (04/30/2013) [-] They are good at what they do, and I thought it was the Blood Ravens... but I might be wrong... Yeah, which ever one, I agree. They do as good as they do because they are able to kill enough of the enemy, despite their own casualties, to technically "win". That being said, Grey Knights are the shit. #252
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krasnogvardiech (04/30/2013) [-] Again, GKs are specialised anti-daemon forces, while the Exorcists are just regular marines who were badass enough to force a daemon out of themselves. But again, I prefer the Imperial Guard. There's just something appealing about going up against enemies which Space Marines could have trouble taking down with cheap weapons and disposable equipment. #254
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tomthehippie (04/30/2013) [-] I actually read a fanfiction where a regiment of the Guard ended up finding the people from Battlestar Galatica and fighting some Cylons. www.fanfiction.net/s/5764426/1/About-Time Its pretty fucking awesome for a one shot. #261
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tomthehippie (05/01/2013) [-] Fuck yeah. Like the author said, lasguns aren't bad weapons, but the W40K universe is so beast that even beastly weapons aren't enough, its gotta be godly weapons. #253
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tomthehippie (04/30/2013) [-] Like I said in a comment right below this one, Cadians fuck the world. But yeah, as much as Space Marines are bad asses, you gotta admire the Guard for being completely outclassed in every fight and going "You know what? Fuck you! EAT LASERS BITCH!" #256
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tomthehippie (04/30/2013) [-] Numbers and standing fast and pouring fire into the enemy. But seriously, I replied to your comment above and gave you a link to a funny fanfiction. | ||
| #82 - Picture [+] (6 new replies) | 04/30/2013 on Kike.. Oh sorry.. *Cunt | +98 |
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N. Korean citizen (05/01/2013) [-] Being armed rarely saves a woman from a rapist. Most of the time it is out of surprise and the woman never has a chance, much less to go for her side arm. A stun gun is far easier for them to use and more easily accessible. Sorry, but I can't stand the whole guns=safety myth. Same thing applies to guns for home defense. Statistically, they don't make much of a difference. #676
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N. Korean citizen (05/01/2013) [-] A stungun isn't a gun..... You are thinking of a taser. A stungun can be kept in the pocket and can be used on contact easily. I would give sources but you would probably scream "LIBERAL MEDIA" as soon as I do. #603
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N. Korean citizen (05/01/2013) [-] so now are we going to shift our views and go against guns? the only people who are trying to ban guns are probably the criminals with guns. | ||
| #79 - She's not a cunt. She lacks the warmth and the depth. [+] (2 new replies) | 04/30/2013 on Kike.. Oh sorry.. *Cunt | +78 |
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| #76 - Picture | 04/30/2013 on I didn't think it was... | +1 |
| #75 - Picture | 04/30/2013 on I didn't think it was... | 0 |
| #247 - Actually, the Blood Ravens are as calm as you could get, for S… [+] (11 new replies) | 04/30/2013 on Real use of Elizabeth | +1 |
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tomthehippie (04/30/2013) [-] I'm going more off of the Codex for the tabletop games. The Ultramarines are a Codex Chapter (seeing as how their primarch WROTE the Codex Astartese), while they aren't fucking Space Marine ninjas like the Raven Guard, they are a tactical chapter. The Blood Ravens how ever are not a Codex Chapter, they often go crazy (blood rage, in fact they are known for losing it and killing anything and everything that isn't part of their chapter, including Space Marines from other chapters or Guard Regiments in the area) in the middle of a fight and quite often senior members of the Blood Raven's chapter succumb to the "Black Rage", where they mutate and become basically the chapter's version of a Demon Prince, mutated as fuck and completely insane, but stronger than hell. These Marines are horded for times when the chapter is short on manpower and has a few suicide missions that need doing, that aren't more complicated than, "hey buddy! You see those guys? GO KILL THEM FOR THE EMPEROR!" #249
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krasnogvardiech (04/30/2013) [-] I think what you're meaning is the Blood Angels. One of the original Astartes Legionnes, (The Ninth, to be precise) whose Primarch was Sanguinius. Their gene-seed got screwed up when Ka'Bandha mindfucked the Legion after being slain by Sanguinius. And the Black Rage is actually one of the two major defects in their gene-seed - eventually many of the Blood Angels and their descendants will be psychically enhanced while being forced to see things as though they were Sanguinius in the final moments of the Battle for Terra. e.g. completely fucking angry. They do become batshit crazy and uncontrollable, but damn, have you seen the way they tear shit up? Throw a couple of DC Assault Marines at a horde of Hormagaunts and you'll never see those bugs again. Blood Ravens are the relic-thieving dipshits who got their asses handed to them by pretty much the entirety of the 40k universe. I'd be surprised if they had more than 200 marines. Then again, according to Titus they're supposed to be uber-badasses, so that might be something. #250
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tomthehippie (04/30/2013) [-] They are good at what they do, and I thought it was the Blood Ravens... but I might be wrong... Yeah, which ever one, I agree. They do as good as they do because they are able to kill enough of the enemy, despite their own casualties, to technically "win". That being said, Grey Knights are the shit. #252
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krasnogvardiech (04/30/2013) [-] Again, GKs are specialised anti-daemon forces, while the Exorcists are just regular marines who were badass enough to force a daemon out of themselves. But again, I prefer the Imperial Guard. There's just something appealing about going up against enemies which Space Marines could have trouble taking down with cheap weapons and disposable equipment. #254
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tomthehippie (04/30/2013) [-] I actually read a fanfiction where a regiment of the Guard ended up finding the people from Battlestar Galatica and fighting some Cylons. www.fanfiction.net/s/5764426/1/About-Time Its pretty fucking awesome for a one shot. #261
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tomthehippie (05/01/2013) [-] Fuck yeah. Like the author said, lasguns aren't bad weapons, but the W40K universe is so beast that even beastly weapons aren't enough, its gotta be godly weapons. #253
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tomthehippie (04/30/2013) [-] Like I said in a comment right below this one, Cadians fuck the world. But yeah, as much as Space Marines are bad asses, you gotta admire the Guard for being completely outclassed in every fight and going "You know what? Fuck you! EAT LASERS BITCH!" #256
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tomthehippie (04/30/2013) [-] Numbers and standing fast and pouring fire into the enemy. But seriously, I replied to your comment above and gave you a link to a funny fanfiction. | ||
| #245 - I agree, the Raven Guard would do well there. If it were entir… [+] (13 new replies) | 04/30/2013 on Real use of Elizabeth | +1 |
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tomthehippie (04/30/2013) [-] Them or the Ultramarines are my personal favorite chapters, mostly because they are the most tactical. Black Templar and Blood Ravens just kinda scream "HERESY!! ZENOS!! WITCHES!!! DEMONS!! PURGE!! KILL!! MAIM, THEN KILL!! FOR THE GOD EMPEROR!!" and charge in head first. #247
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krasnogvardiech (04/30/2013) [-] Actually, the Blood Ravens are as calm as you could get, for Space Marines, probably. You got it right about the Black Templars. And Ultramarines... Well, have you played WH40k: Space Marine? Titus doesn't give a shit about tactics or strategy, no, he just goes right in and gets to killing. And something could be said about those Raven Guard in Fire Warrior. But then again, I'm more of an Imperial Guard man myself. #248
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tomthehippie (04/30/2013) [-] I'm going more off of the Codex for the tabletop games. The Ultramarines are a Codex Chapter (seeing as how their primarch WROTE the Codex Astartese), while they aren't fucking Space Marine ninjas like the Raven Guard, they are a tactical chapter. The Blood Ravens how ever are not a Codex Chapter, they often go crazy (blood rage, in fact they are known for losing it and killing anything and everything that isn't part of their chapter, including Space Marines from other chapters or Guard Regiments in the area) in the middle of a fight and quite often senior members of the Blood Raven's chapter succumb to the "Black Rage", where they mutate and become basically the chapter's version of a Demon Prince, mutated as fuck and completely insane, but stronger than hell. These Marines are horded for times when the chapter is short on manpower and has a few suicide missions that need doing, that aren't more complicated than, "hey buddy! You see those guys? GO KILL THEM FOR THE EMPEROR!" #249
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krasnogvardiech (04/30/2013) [-] I think what you're meaning is the Blood Angels. One of the original Astartes Legionnes, (The Ninth, to be precise) whose Primarch was Sanguinius. Their gene-seed got screwed up when Ka'Bandha mindfucked the Legion after being slain by Sanguinius. And the Black Rage is actually one of the two major defects in their gene-seed - eventually many of the Blood Angels and their descendants will be psychically enhanced while being forced to see things as though they were Sanguinius in the final moments of the Battle for Terra. e.g. completely fucking angry. They do become batshit crazy and uncontrollable, but damn, have you seen the way they tear shit up? Throw a couple of DC Assault Marines at a horde of Hormagaunts and you'll never see those bugs again. Blood Ravens are the relic-thieving dipshits who got their asses handed to them by pretty much the entirety of the 40k universe. I'd be surprised if they had more than 200 marines. Then again, according to Titus they're supposed to be uber-badasses, so that might be something. #250
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tomthehippie (04/30/2013) [-] They are good at what they do, and I thought it was the Blood Ravens... but I might be wrong... Yeah, which ever one, I agree. They do as good as they do because they are able to kill enough of the enemy, despite their own casualties, to technically "win". That being said, Grey Knights are the shit. #252
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krasnogvardiech (04/30/2013) [-] Again, GKs are specialised anti-daemon forces, while the Exorcists are just regular marines who were badass enough to force a daemon out of themselves. But again, I prefer the Imperial Guard. There's just something appealing about going up against enemies which Space Marines could have trouble taking down with cheap weapons and disposable equipment. #254
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tomthehippie (04/30/2013) [-] I actually read a fanfiction where a regiment of the Guard ended up finding the people from Battlestar Galatica and fighting some Cylons. www.fanfiction.net/s/5764426/1/About-Time Its pretty fucking awesome for a one shot. #261
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tomthehippie (05/01/2013) [-] Fuck yeah. Like the author said, lasguns aren't bad weapons, but the W40K universe is so beast that even beastly weapons aren't enough, its gotta be godly weapons. #253
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tomthehippie (04/30/2013) [-] Like I said in a comment right below this one, Cadians fuck the world. But yeah, as much as Space Marines are bad asses, you gotta admire the Guard for being completely outclassed in every fight and going "You know what? Fuck you! EAT LASERS BITCH!" #256
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tomthehippie (04/30/2013) [-] Numbers and standing fast and pouring fire into the enemy. But seriously, I replied to your comment above and gave you a link to a funny fanfiction. | ||
| #243 - Titans are for pussies. Columbia's a giant floating c… [+] (15 new replies) | 04/30/2013 on Real use of Elizabeth | +1 |
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tomthehippie (04/30/2013) [-] Personally I like the Space Ravens, Corax for the motherfucking win! And don't forget Shadow Captain Shrike. #246
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tomthehippie (04/30/2013) [-] Them or the Ultramarines are my personal favorite chapters, mostly because they are the most tactical. Black Templar and Blood Ravens just kinda scream "HERESY!! ZENOS!! WITCHES!!! DEMONS!! PURGE!! KILL!! MAIM, THEN KILL!! FOR THE GOD EMPEROR!!" and charge in head first. #247
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krasnogvardiech (04/30/2013) [-] Actually, the Blood Ravens are as calm as you could get, for Space Marines, probably. You got it right about the Black Templars. And Ultramarines... Well, have you played WH40k: Space Marine? Titus doesn't give a shit about tactics or strategy, no, he just goes right in and gets to killing. And something could be said about those Raven Guard in Fire Warrior. But then again, I'm more of an Imperial Guard man myself. #248
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tomthehippie (04/30/2013) [-] I'm going more off of the Codex for the tabletop games. The Ultramarines are a Codex Chapter (seeing as how their primarch WROTE the Codex Astartese), while they aren't fucking Space Marine ninjas like the Raven Guard, they are a tactical chapter. The Blood Ravens how ever are not a Codex Chapter, they often go crazy (blood rage, in fact they are known for losing it and killing anything and everything that isn't part of their chapter, including Space Marines from other chapters or Guard Regiments in the area) in the middle of a fight and quite often senior members of the Blood Raven's chapter succumb to the "Black Rage", where they mutate and become basically the chapter's version of a Demon Prince, mutated as fuck and completely insane, but stronger than hell. These Marines are horded for times when the chapter is short on manpower and has a few suicide missions that need doing, that aren't more complicated than, "hey buddy! You see those guys? GO KILL THEM FOR THE EMPEROR!" #249
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krasnogvardiech (04/30/2013) [-] I think what you're meaning is the Blood Angels. One of the original Astartes Legionnes, (The Ninth, to be precise) whose Primarch was Sanguinius. Their gene-seed got screwed up when Ka'Bandha mindfucked the Legion after being slain by Sanguinius. And the Black Rage is actually one of the two major defects in their gene-seed - eventually many of the Blood Angels and their descendants will be psychically enhanced while being forced to see things as though they were Sanguinius in the final moments of the Battle for Terra. e.g. completely fucking angry. They do become batshit crazy and uncontrollable, but damn, have you seen the way they tear shit up? Throw a couple of DC Assault Marines at a horde of Hormagaunts and you'll never see those bugs again. Blood Ravens are the relic-thieving dipshits who got their asses handed to them by pretty much the entirety of the 40k universe. I'd be surprised if they had more than 200 marines. Then again, according to Titus they're supposed to be uber-badasses, so that might be something. #250
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tomthehippie (04/30/2013) [-] They are good at what they do, and I thought it was the Blood Ravens... but I might be wrong... Yeah, which ever one, I agree. They do as good as they do because they are able to kill enough of the enemy, despite their own casualties, to technically "win". That being said, Grey Knights are the shit. #252
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krasnogvardiech (04/30/2013) [-] Again, GKs are specialised anti-daemon forces, while the Exorcists are just regular marines who were badass enough to force a daemon out of themselves. But again, I prefer the Imperial Guard. There's just something appealing about going up against enemies which Space Marines could have trouble taking down with cheap weapons and disposable equipment. #254
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tomthehippie (04/30/2013) [-] I actually read a fanfiction where a regiment of the Guard ended up finding the people from Battlestar Galatica and fighting some Cylons. www.fanfiction.net/s/5764426/1/About-Time Its pretty fucking awesome for a one shot. #261
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tomthehippie (05/01/2013) [-] Fuck yeah. Like the author said, lasguns aren't bad weapons, but the W40K universe is so beast that even beastly weapons aren't enough, its gotta be godly weapons. #253
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tomthehippie (04/30/2013) [-] Like I said in a comment right below this one, Cadians fuck the world. But yeah, as much as Space Marines are bad asses, you gotta admire the Guard for being completely outclassed in every fight and going "You know what? Fuck you! EAT LASERS BITCH!" #256
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tomthehippie (04/30/2013) [-] Numbers and standing fast and pouring fire into the enemy. But seriously, I replied to your comment above and gave you a link to a funny fanfiction. | ||
| #16 - Friction. | 04/30/2013 on How fucking useless | 0 |
| #3 - It wasn't that the assassins weren't skilled enough - the trea… [+] (4 new replies) | 04/30/2013 on 1945 | -1 |
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| #2 - Picture | 04/30/2013 on Masks | 0 |
| #147 - The one thing among many which is the reason why I love 40k is… [+] (1 new reply) | 04/30/2013 on Real use of Elizabeth | +2 |
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| #145 - *Reincarnation* [+] (3 new replies) | 04/30/2013 on Real use of Elizabeth | +4 |
| Was going to say that that's the same type of ship being torn apart above, but then I noticed the enormous floating station. So, you win the pictures. Only thing I could find was "unsubstantiated reports" of indescribably massive tyranid bioships arriving at the very end of invasions. But of course, no one would live past then. #147
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krasnogvardiech (04/30/2013) [-] The one thing among many which is the reason why I love 40k is that you can get such amazing things produced by the fans. It's been awesome pict-warring with you, xenos-loving scum. And of course, I could simply post a pict of the God-Emperasque to end any and all arguments. Of course, I'm doing so anyway. | ||
| #20 - They become highly explosive after they reach a density of 644… [+] (4 new replies) | 04/30/2013 on Damn....i believe it. | +2 |
| :/ i know the basics of thermite dude. definitely not an expert but when i broke my leg last winter all i did for like 6 weeks was google shit and thats one of the things i spent about 2 days reading stuff on until i got bored #238
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rykerflamez (05/04/2013) [-] there is a 911 documentary on netflix, titled 911 (creative right) it show how thermite works how to make it and more importantly what it does, someone in the goverment created a better thermite, ie, instead of just common rust how about we create a pure form. this is what was used on both buildings, several video's are out there of an explosion on the second floor of the tower, remember both towers fell in the same way, but both only burned for a few hours, google claims to know of 300 steel structure fires that lasted of a min of 24 min max of 26 hours. you ever watch a video of thermite? note how incredibly long that shit stays hotter than fuck? ground zero was the longest burning pile of shit recorded in the us. | ||
| #19 - Those Hobbits weren't innocent by a long shot - don't believe … | 04/30/2013 on Damn....i believe it. | +2 |
| #141 - *HACK, WHEEZE* [+] (5 new replies) | 04/30/2013 on Real use of Elizabeth | +4 |
| Was going to say that that's the same type of ship being torn apart above, but then I noticed the enormous floating station. So, you win the pictures. Only thing I could find was "unsubstantiated reports" of indescribably massive tyranid bioships arriving at the very end of invasions. But of course, no one would live past then. #147
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krasnogvardiech (04/30/2013) [-] The one thing among many which is the reason why I love 40k is that you can get such amazing things produced by the fans. It's been awesome pict-warring with you, xenos-loving scum. And of course, I could simply post a pict of the God-Emperasque to end any and all arguments. Of course, I'm doing so anyway. | ||
| #101 - Both genders have specified roles, but equal rights in general… | 04/30/2013 on Sexist | +6 |
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Hormagaunts and Termagaunts are about the height of regular humans, but they swarm you en masse and if they're under the control of the Hive Mind, they don't care for casualties. Hormagaunts swarm you and claw your face off, while Termagaunts stand back and shoot you to pieces.
The other end of the spectrum is the Tyranid Bio-Titans, which can be up to a kilometer tall. They're generally like the huge thing in my above picture.
Then there's the bioships they go through space with, which can be hundreds of kilometers long/in size.
And to think they swarm us with these things...
You don't know much about Warhammer 40,000, do you?
The other end of the spectrum is the Tyranid Bio-Titans, which can be up to a kilometer tall. They're generally like the huge thing in my above picture.
Then there's the bioships they go through space with, which can be hundreds of kilometers long/in size.
And to think they swarm us with these things...
You don't know much about Warhammer 40,000, do you?
That's why there's always more Tyranids.
You must not be getting this: Their numbers are literally endless. No matter how big the titan you're throwing at them, they will always just keep on charging, and devouring your large one.
Your titans are an endless source of biomass for them!
And don't even get me started on what would happen if a dozen or so Tyranid Bio-Titans decided to swarm your colossal one.
You must not be getting this: Their numbers are literally endless. No matter how big the titan you're throwing at them, they will always just keep on charging, and devouring your large one.
Your titans are an endless source of biomass for them!
And don't even get me started on what would happen if a dozen or so Tyranid Bio-Titans decided to swarm your colossal one.
Exactly what part of 'endless numbers' do you not get? If the Tyranids can't catch you from one or few directions, they'll surround you and rip you apart.
Besides, I'm fairly certain the Tyranids could evolve crazy-ass bio-toxins (a shitload better than their usual stuff, anyway) to kill the titans post haste.
Besides, I'm fairly certain the Tyranids could evolve crazy-ass bio-toxins (a shitload better than their usual stuff, anyway) to kill the titans post haste.

