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krasnogvardiech

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Got my new multitool. Leatherman OHT. Already cut myself on it by accident.comment
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Date Signed Up:8/30/2012
Location:New Zealand
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I agree, keeping with logic and common sense is normally a priority. The hills have eyes, y'know?
On the other hand, there is a point where reason is to be thrown to the curb. We have gone past that point and that is why I am here.

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#2283 - You know it. remove ******** tho  [+] (19 new replies) 05/08/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#2284 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
russians are weebs by themselves

what are you defect thing or something?
#2285 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Nyet

just not a serf
User avatar #2286 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
NIGGA WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN NZ?
User avatar #2287 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Chillin'. Shit's nice down here.
User avatar #2288 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
you leave near konrad?
User avatar #2289 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Not far if you count an ocean and nearly the entire length of the country as pretty close .

So in short, nah mate.
#2290 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
>TFW NZ kiwi fruit
#2291 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Gotta admit, it's pretty good.
User avatar #2292 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
indeed.

unlike the Italian kiwis they suck!
#2293 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Why? I've not had them so I have to ask.
User avatar #2294 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
can we have kiwis as pets
User avatar #2295 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Considering they're nocturnal, finicky as hell about their habitation, legally impossible to get a hold of and have their eggs eaten by fucking possums, I'd say no.

Doable, but not feasible. Why, you like 'em?
User avatar #2296 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
they look adorable

i once had a chicken as a pet but then we feasted on it.
User avatar #2297 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
They're tiny. Those leaves in the above picture are as big as your hand from base of palm to fingertip.
User avatar #2298 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
well. i dont think they can handle this shitty weather in kuwait
User avatar #2299 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Dense forests are where they're best. Free of night-time land predators.
User avatar #2300 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
>brings kiwis to kuwait
>kiwis evaporates
User avatar #2301 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Lel, prolly.

Are you by chance a fan of /tg/ stories? My collection is... extensive.
User avatar #2302 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
nien

i dont go to hate chans much.
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#126 - You tried /d/? 05/08/2015 on Triggered comp +1
#47 - For ****** sake man, you made the lightbulb cry and run… 05/08/2015 on well played +2
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#32 - anonymous (05/07/2015) [-]
die you filthy russian shit
#35 - Stranger things have happened. And if it is truly fal… 05/07/2015 on Anon's Coworker +6
#2279 - Ah, Nu Pogodi. A good portion of my childhood there.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#2280 - falloutsurvivor (05/07/2015) [-]
so rabbit-wolf-bear

new show with kras the drunk bear
#38 - And here's the link. Praise the Emperor an… 05/07/2015 on tg has a moment 0
#37 - Black Library. Look into the publication, pick a series and ge… 05/07/2015 on tg has a moment 0
#36 - We occasionally deploy en masse. Now, when the Guard …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2015 on tg has a moment +20
#38 - krasnogvardiech (05/07/2015) [-]
And here's the link.

suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/39758713/

Praise the Emperor and pass the ammo!
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#2277 - I occasionally remove kebab, yes. 05/06/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#2268 - So, average life in the motherland. I need to hiberna… 05/06/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#14 - No, THIS is yfw 05/06/2015 on Wow that escalated... 0
#2266 - go ahead ladies in the army love target practice. 05/06/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#2264 - They didn't have many of these puppies. 05/06/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#2262 - Mcburd may have knives and tanks, but I have a RED ARMY!  [+] (9 new replies) 05/06/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#2271 - mcburd (05/06/2015) [-]
Ok well maybe the tank
#2269 - falloutsurvivor (05/06/2015) [-]
i need to nest myself....

sleep well krasbear
#2267 - falloutsurvivor (05/06/2015) [-]
pffft
russian women would welcome burdies females and unite against kras men
User avatar #2268 - krasnogvardiech (05/06/2015) [-]
So, average life in the motherland.

I need to hibernate. See you on the other side
#2265 - falloutsurvivor (05/06/2015) [-]
mcburd has arab friends

they will blow up your tanks
User avatar #2270 - mcburd (05/06/2015) [-]
I do not.
#2266 - krasnogvardiech (05/06/2015) [-]
go ahead

ladies in the army love target practice.
#2263 - falloutsurvivor (05/06/2015) [-]
you never saw that old movie 'the birds' did you

in the end the birds won remember.....
#2264 - krasnogvardiech (05/06/2015) [-]
They didn't have many of these puppies.
#2260 - She's also a cockatiel. I could crush her with my bear hand.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/06/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
User avatar #2272 - mcburd (05/06/2015) [-]
I dont even want to fight.
#2261 - falloutsurvivor (05/06/2015) [-]
youre kinda underestimating her

she has knives and tanks
#2258 - Steal me a pretty woman? Nice.  [+] (6 new replies) 05/06/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#2259 - falloutsurvivor (05/06/2015) [-]
but....but....mcburd is a pretty girl
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#2276 - falloutsurvivor (05/06/2015) [-]
*hugs burdy* its true
User avatar #2260 - krasnogvardiech (05/06/2015) [-]
She's also a cockatiel. I could crush her with my bear hand.
User avatar #2272 - mcburd (05/06/2015) [-]
I dont even want to fight.
#2261 - falloutsurvivor (05/06/2015) [-]
youre kinda underestimating her

she has knives and tanks

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#2360 - rageblade (3 hours ago) [-]
is the lazy bear awake?
#2354 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor buys Kras a russian havoc copter**
User avatar #2355 to #2354 - krasnogvardiech (05/24/2015) [-]
ffs kurze

i need to sleep

stop tempting me from it
#2356 to #2355 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
wtf its only 10pm
you lazy blob
User avatar #2357 to #2356 - krasnogvardiech (05/24/2015) [-]
I need to get up for work tomorrow tho

and my alarms fail to wake me.
#2358 to #2357 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
lazy bear does not wake easily
#2353 - rageblade (05/23/2015) [-]
i think we need to post fake porn of kras out in the fields with the sheep
#2351 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
*sniffs*
i smell borscht
kras must have logged in
User avatar #2352 to #2351 - krasnogvardiech (05/23/2015) [-]
Playing Hellgate London. Wazup?
#2350 - rageblade (05/21/2015) [-]
that moment when kras met admin
https://youtube.com/devicesupport
#2347 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/16/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Flash flooding.**
what kinda tv show should we put kras in
#2349 to #2347 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/16/2015) [-]
great
kras brings his rasputitsa to new zealand
User avatar #2348 to #2347 - krasnogvardiech (05/16/2015) [-]
Nice, surfing.
#2341 - rageblade (05/15/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll cah answer*"**
**rageblade rolls Hot Pockets©.**
what kind of girlfriend does kras need
#2343 to #2342 - rageblade (05/15/2015) [-]
what\you dont want a girl who will bring you food randomly through the day
User avatar #2344 to #2343 - krasnogvardiech (05/15/2015) [-]
That will interfere with my bringing her food randomly through the day though.
#2345 to #2344 - rageblade (05/15/2015) [-]
*prods Kras belly*
you'll feed each other to death
User avatar #2346 to #2345 - krasnogvardiech (05/16/2015) [-]
So romantic.
#2340 - rageblade (05/15/2015) [-]
> play rust
> walk near bear
> bear charges

goddam even in pc games, russians are edgy
#2339 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
*pokes kras with a stick*
#2337 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
Kras
stop buying alcohol and buy better internet
User avatar #2338 to #2337 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2015) [-]
Maybe on Wednesday.
#2334 - rageblade (05/11/2015) [-]
Krassie
come join me in Rust

surely a little soviet farmer would like building his own house, hunting animals for food, and living off the land
User avatar #2335 to #2334 - krasnogvardiech (05/11/2015) [-]
Sounds fukken nice, but it's an internet game. Thus, I can't play it. Connection 2 **** .
#2336 to #2335 - rageblade (05/12/2015) [-]
its called buy a better internet provider
#2333 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
*jumps onto Kras' back*
onwards noble steed

URAAAAAAAA
#2332 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
and thats how Kras gets the girls

#2315 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
I am heavy weapons Krasnogvardiech
and this is maya malushka
User avatar #2316 to #2315 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Not enough bear hands in employ. You need to kill a bear and take its hands with your bare hands for them to be bear hands.
#2319 to #2318 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
not true

you dont have right to whole bear

motherland IS whole bear
#2321 to #2320 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
....then theres your country ukraine

#2322 to #2321 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Such is life in the zone.
#2323 to #2322 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
STALKER

Soviet Tragedy Always Leaves Kras Eating Rubbish
#2324 to #2323 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Food is rubbish, but we make do.
#2325 to #2324 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
but remember

at least you aint american

half their food is synthetic
#2326 to #2325 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
не моя проблема
#2327 to #2326 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
yeah in new zealand
food is okay.....the water is ****
#2328 to #2327 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Only in big cities.

Go to Queenstown or another mountain-lake city. Water is ******* purest **** ever.
#2329 to #2328 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
dont they fluoridate all water in new zealand

aka **** in it
User avatar #2330 to #2329 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Yep. But to be fair, that's only past all the farms, factories, meat processing plants, chemical plants... you see what I mean?

Mountain water is drinkable straight from the lake, even if ducks and fish **** in it.

Mountain water fresh from completely pure lakes? Bruh come on the refractory period ain't even over yet.
#2331 to #2330 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
where do you live
#2312 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
*puts Kras in a meat grinder and makes bear pie*
User avatar #2313 to #2312 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
But then how will I ******** ?
#2314 to #2313 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
idk but i think a kras bear / vodka / borscht pie might make me **** myself

so theres some ****
#2282 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
for mother russia
for mother russia
#2303 to #2282 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
/tg/ don't give a single **** about hating anything outside the various editions of 40k. Here's a taster.
#2304 to #2303 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
i will give it a try. but later.

play with me
User avatar #2305 to #2304 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Link to game?

They're various stories I collected over the years. To hell with it, I'll put it up as content.
User avatar #2306 to #2305 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
agar.io/


lets play with russian server
User avatar #2307 to #2306 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Fukken sweet. ******** as it may be, tho, I have to head out for the night.

Goodbye, Stalker.
User avatar #2309 to #2307 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
or morning
User avatar #2308 to #2307 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
good night
#2283 to #2282 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
You know it. remove ******** tho

#2284 to #2283 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
russians are weebs by themselves

what are you defect thing or something?
#2285 to #2284 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Nyet

just not a serf
User avatar #2286 to #2285 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
***** WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN NZ?
User avatar #2287 to #2286 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Chillin'. ****** nice down here.
User avatar #2288 to #2287 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
you leave near konrad?
User avatar #2289 to #2288 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Not far if you count an ocean and nearly the entire length of the country as pretty close .

So in short, nah mate.
#2290 to #2289 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
>TFW NZ kiwi fruit
#2291 to #2290 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Gotta admit, it's pretty good.
User avatar #2292 to #2291 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
indeed.

unlike the Italian kiwis they suck!
#2293 to #2292 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Why? I've not had them so I have to ask.
User avatar #2294 to #2293 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
can we have kiwis as pets
User avatar #2295 to #2294 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Considering they're nocturnal, finicky as hell about their habitation, legally impossible to get a hold of and have their eggs eaten by ******* possums, I'd say no.

Doable, but not feasible. Why, you like 'em?
User avatar #2296 to #2295 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
they look adorable

i once had a chicken as a pet but then we feasted on it.
User avatar #2297 to #2296 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
They're tiny. Those leaves in the above picture are as big as your hand from base of palm to fingertip.
User avatar #2298 to #2297 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
well. i dont think they can handle this ****** weather in kuwait
User avatar #2299 to #2298 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Dense forests are where they're best. Free of night-time land predators.
User avatar #2300 to #2299 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
>brings kiwis to kuwait
>kiwis evaporates
User avatar #2301 to #2300 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Lel, prolly.

Are you by chance a fan of /tg/ stories? My collection is... extensive.
User avatar #2302 to #2301 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
nien

i dont go to hate chans much.
#2281 - rageblade (05/08/2015) [-]
dance kras
DANCE

https://youtube.com/devicesupport
#2278 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/07/2015) [-]
we must make Kras bear a new character with the wolf and rabbit on Nu Pagodi
#2279 to #2278 - krasnogvardiech (05/07/2015) [-]
Ah, Nu Pogodi. A good portion of my childhood there.
#2280 to #2279 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/07/2015) [-]
so rabbit-wolf-bear

new show with kras the drunk bear
#2275 - mcburd (05/06/2015) [-]
So I hear you remove kebabs.....
#2310 to #2275 - kebabs (05/08/2015) [-]
***** ur a bird u cant even remove the leftover **** from your feathers
User avatar #2311 to #2310 - mcburd (05/08/2015) [-]
Oh jeez, sorry kebables
#2277 to #2275 - krasnogvardiech (05/06/2015) [-]
I occasionally remove kebab, yes.
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