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krasnogvardiech

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Made a full-retard bomber. "But At Least She Flies".comment
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I agree, keeping with logic and common sense is normally a priority. The hills have eyes, y'know?
On the other hand, there is a point where reason is to be thrown to the curb. We have gone past that point and that is why I am here.

latest user's comments

#84 - Not only is it literary trash, but this post does spectacularl…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/12/2015 on 50 shades of abuse +2
#85 - twilightdusk (02/12/2015) [-]
Reposting, the poster's reddit handle is on the image and I found this image from a blog on Tumblr in the first place.
User avatar #86 - krasnogvardiech (02/12/2015) [-]
Good on you.
#42 - Picture 02/11/2015 on Evolution 0
#85 - Cultism, thy name is Social Justice. 02/11/2015 on Feminism debunked +2
#50 - You forget the principle of More Dakka. Just shoot it…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2015 on Feelin' old yet? 0
#51 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
That seems like a very smart idea.
#48 - No, even that's limited. They just keep ******* a…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/11/2015 on Feelin' old yet? 0
#49 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
Yeah, sure its free XP, but usually, Zubats are so weak that they don't even give good exp.

Level 15 shit can't get exp from level 9 Zubats.
User avatar #50 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
You forget the principle of More Dakka.

Just shoot it a couple more dozen times just to make sure it works.
#51 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
That seems like a very smart idea.
#46 - Two things are infinite and eternal. FJ, and partying. …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/11/2015 on Feelin' old yet? 0
#47 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
Ah yes, but there is one more thing that is eternal and never ending.

And that would be the amount of fucking Zubats in a cave.
User avatar #48 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
No, even that's limited. They just keep fucking and breeding and repopulating so it seems eternal, but eventually your juggernaut of a Pokemon will power through the fuckers like it's nothing.

Free XP, what are you complaining about?
#49 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
Yeah, sure its free XP, but usually, Zubats are so weak that they don't even give good exp.

Level 15 shit can't get exp from level 9 Zubats.
User avatar #50 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
You forget the principle of More Dakka.

Just shoot it a couple more dozen times just to make sure it works.
#51 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
That seems like a very smart idea.
#44 - Being on FJ. What did you think you were doing?  [+] (7 new replies) 02/11/2015 on Feelin' old yet? 0
#45 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
Yeah, my bad, I don't know wtf I'm thinking.
Might as well party or something.
#46 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
Two things are infinite and eternal. FJ, and partying.

Go forth now young niglet, and break the fucking block down.
#47 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
Ah yes, but there is one more thing that is eternal and never ending.

And that would be the amount of fucking Zubats in a cave.
User avatar #48 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
No, even that's limited. They just keep fucking and breeding and repopulating so it seems eternal, but eventually your juggernaut of a Pokemon will power through the fuckers like it's nothing.

Free XP, what are you complaining about?
#49 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
Yeah, sure its free XP, but usually, Zubats are so weak that they don't even give good exp.

Level 15 shit can't get exp from level 9 Zubats.
User avatar #50 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
You forget the principle of More Dakka.

Just shoot it a couple more dozen times just to make sure it works.
#51 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
That seems like a very smart idea.
#42 - Don't pretend you don't like it.  [+] (9 new replies) 02/11/2015 on Feelin' old yet? 0
#43 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
What am I doing with my life.
#44 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
Being on FJ. What did you think you were doing?
#45 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
Yeah, my bad, I don't know wtf I'm thinking.
Might as well party or something.
#46 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
Two things are infinite and eternal. FJ, and partying.

Go forth now young niglet, and break the fucking block down.
#47 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
Ah yes, but there is one more thing that is eternal and never ending.

And that would be the amount of fucking Zubats in a cave.
User avatar #48 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
No, even that's limited. They just keep fucking and breeding and repopulating so it seems eternal, but eventually your juggernaut of a Pokemon will power through the fuckers like it's nothing.

Free XP, what are you complaining about?
#49 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
Yeah, sure its free XP, but usually, Zubats are so weak that they don't even give good exp.

Level 15 shit can't get exp from level 9 Zubats.
User avatar #50 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
You forget the principle of More Dakka.

Just shoot it a couple more dozen times just to make sure it works.
#51 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
That seems like a very smart idea.
#40 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 02/11/2015 on Feelin' old yet? 0
#41 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
#42 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
Don't pretend you don't like it.
#43 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
What am I doing with my life.
#44 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
Being on FJ. What did you think you were doing?
#45 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
Yeah, my bad, I don't know wtf I'm thinking.
Might as well party or something.
#46 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
Two things are infinite and eternal. FJ, and partying.

Go forth now young niglet, and break the fucking block down.
#47 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
Ah yes, but there is one more thing that is eternal and never ending.

And that would be the amount of fucking Zubats in a cave.
User avatar #48 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
No, even that's limited. They just keep fucking and breeding and repopulating so it seems eternal, but eventually your juggernaut of a Pokemon will power through the fuckers like it's nothing.

Free XP, what are you complaining about?
#49 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
Yeah, sure its free XP, but usually, Zubats are so weak that they don't even give good exp.

Level 15 shit can't get exp from level 9 Zubats.
User avatar #50 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
You forget the principle of More Dakka.

Just shoot it a couple more dozen times just to make sure it works.
#51 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
That seems like a very smart idea.
#38 - sshhhhhh ssshhhhhhhhh  [+] (13 new replies) 02/11/2015 on Feelin' old yet? 0
#39 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
#40 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
#41 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
#42 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
Don't pretend you don't like it.
#43 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
What am I doing with my life.
#44 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
Being on FJ. What did you think you were doing?
#45 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
Yeah, my bad, I don't know wtf I'm thinking.
Might as well party or something.
#46 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
Two things are infinite and eternal. FJ, and partying.

Go forth now young niglet, and break the fucking block down.
#47 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
Ah yes, but there is one more thing that is eternal and never ending.

And that would be the amount of fucking Zubats in a cave.
User avatar #48 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
No, even that's limited. They just keep fucking and breeding and repopulating so it seems eternal, but eventually your juggernaut of a Pokemon will power through the fuckers like it's nothing.

Free XP, what are you complaining about?
#49 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
Yeah, sure its free XP, but usually, Zubats are so weak that they don't even give good exp.

Level 15 shit can't get exp from level 9 Zubats.
User avatar #50 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
You forget the principle of More Dakka.

Just shoot it a couple more dozen times just to make sure it works.
#51 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
That seems like a very smart idea.
#36 - ssshhhhhhh No webm now. Only sauce.  [+] (16 new replies) 02/11/2015 on Feelin' old yet? +1
User avatar #70 - garymuthafuknoak (02/11/2015) [-]
its practically confirmed fake after Hedgeheg
#37 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
B-b-but, the webm is hilarious!
User avatar #38 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
sshhhhhh
ssshhhhhhhhh
#39 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
#40 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
#41 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
#42 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
Don't pretend you don't like it.
#43 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
What am I doing with my life.
#44 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
Being on FJ. What did you think you were doing?
#45 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
Yeah, my bad, I don't know wtf I'm thinking.
Might as well party or something.
#46 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
Two things are infinite and eternal. FJ, and partying.

Go forth now young niglet, and break the fucking block down.
#47 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
Ah yes, but there is one more thing that is eternal and never ending.

And that would be the amount of fucking Zubats in a cave.
User avatar #48 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
No, even that's limited. They just keep fucking and breeding and repopulating so it seems eternal, but eventually your juggernaut of a Pokemon will power through the fuckers like it's nothing.

Free XP, what are you complaining about?
#49 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
Yeah, sure its free XP, but usually, Zubats are so weak that they don't even give good exp.

Level 15 shit can't get exp from level 9 Zubats.
User avatar #50 - krasnogvardiech (02/11/2015) [-]
You forget the principle of More Dakka.

Just shoot it a couple more dozen times just to make sure it works.
#51 - brasssquire (02/11/2015) [-]
That seems like a very smart idea.
#30 - This is no longer podracing. 02/11/2015 on Gotta go fast +8
#63 - It's the only way they'll listen. 02/11/2015 on If only others did the same.. +2
#231 - Joke's on you, they're always pissed. 02/11/2015 on Useless superpower's +2
#8 - The ability to be able to repair plastic bags.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2015 on Useless superpower's +7
User avatar #12 - alfibrakiz (02/10/2015) [-]
That would be rather handy
#7 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 02/10/2015 on manly men man +152
User avatar #43 - aadenoto (02/11/2015) [-]
I must be misinterpreting this because that kind of man sounds like a dick. "Ugh, not this asshole again"
User avatar #23 - GrimTheRealReaper (02/10/2015) [-]
I saw this exact quote from a womans perspective posted on my mother in laws facebook.
User avatar #11 - Alchemyst (02/10/2015) [-]
"Oh shit he's up.

I'm gonna be so busy."
#17 - Just about any one of them out there. 02/10/2015 on Giant Robots Getting Rimmed... +4
#8 - Yes. Everything evaporates given enough temperature. 02/10/2015 on Science question and some... 0
#58 - All good. Nice speaking to you!  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2015 on god has an inbox 0
User avatar #59 - alfonshister (02/10/2015) [-]
it was my privilege.
#56 - Huh. Alright.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/10/2015 on god has an inbox 0
User avatar #57 - alfonshister (02/10/2015) [-]
Not that your points dont make sense, they're logical.

But they're based on something i dont agree with. Well, maybe another time.
User avatar #58 - krasnogvardiech (02/10/2015) [-]
All good.

Nice speaking to you!
User avatar #59 - alfonshister (02/10/2015) [-]
it was my privilege.
#54 - How is my point of view biblical? I'm attempting to go by comm…  [+] (11 new replies) 02/10/2015 on god has an inbox 0
User avatar #55 - alfonshister (02/10/2015) [-]
the citationthat god made us by his image is from the bible. in Islam there is a strict separation, nothing can be compared to god.
Your logic is based on a biblical assumption.
User avatar #60 - compared (02/10/2015) [-]
Thanks a lot for using a comparison, hope you are well.
User avatar #61 - alfonshister (02/10/2015) [-]
oh god so many theme accounts
no seriously, why you do this?
User avatar #62 - compared (02/10/2015) [-]
I ask myself the same every day.
User avatar #63 - alfonshister (02/10/2015) [-]
Dont snow in too often.

Make it something rare, dont always try to make yourself relevant.
And get rid of that pink username. Makes it look like you created this account a minute ago.
#64 - compared (02/10/2015) [-]
Thanks for the advice though.
User avatar #65 - alfonshister (02/10/2015) [-]
It was my privilege.

All hail the patriachy
User avatar #56 - krasnogvardiech (02/10/2015) [-]
Huh. Alright.
User avatar #57 - alfonshister (02/10/2015) [-]
Not that your points dont make sense, they're logical.

But they're based on something i dont agree with. Well, maybe another time.
User avatar #58 - krasnogvardiech (02/10/2015) [-]
All good.

Nice speaking to you!
User avatar #59 - alfonshister (02/10/2015) [-]
it was my privilege.
#61 - STR 14, been lifting but lack proteins. DEX 9, a clumsy … 02/10/2015 on Assign Your Ability Scores 0
#52 - He made us in his image. I don't see how it would stop there. …  [+] (13 new replies) 02/10/2015 on god has an inbox 0
User avatar #53 - alfonshister (02/10/2015) [-]
in that case you are taking the biblical version, and im not going to take a position i dont believe in. However, Saying there are laws of nature even god has to obey means god isn't the mightiest.
As muslim i believe god has no restrictions of any kind. But well, that's jst my definition.
if you take your definition you have a point. Next step would be a discussion about wether or not to take the bible as source, but that's another story.
User avatar #54 - krasnogvardiech (02/10/2015) [-]
How is my point of view biblical? I'm attempting to go by common sense. And really I'm sort of agnostic (try to avoid the whole issue) but I find the mental exercises good to go through.

If whatever being made us all is indeed above us, and if they have the backdoors into creation and reality, then they are indeed the mightiest in the sense that they can just flat-out erase us from existence.
If said being is above us and above our laws of existence, not following them and instead just doing what they please, then they indeed don't follow the laws of reality as we know them.

Thus, I determine that given enough time the being above us all can indeed achieve anything, with proper preparation of his/her/its/whatever's own part. But instant results don't happen.

Ask an ecologist or a relevant scientist about how to remove a specific trait from an ecosystem. It turns out to be really, really tricky, but doable. Only a certain bunch of things you can do that will achieve the result and not wreck everything.

Of course though, I'm thinking with flat-out practicality. The one above us, whatever we call him, probably has his reasons for it all.
User avatar #55 - alfonshister (02/10/2015) [-]
the citationthat god made us by his image is from the bible. in Islam there is a strict separation, nothing can be compared to god.
Your logic is based on a biblical assumption.
User avatar #60 - compared (02/10/2015) [-]
Thanks a lot for using a comparison, hope you are well.
User avatar #61 - alfonshister (02/10/2015) [-]
oh god so many theme accounts
no seriously, why you do this?
User avatar #62 - compared (02/10/2015) [-]
I ask myself the same every day.
User avatar #63 - alfonshister (02/10/2015) [-]
Dont snow in too often.

Make it something rare, dont always try to make yourself relevant.
And get rid of that pink username. Makes it look like you created this account a minute ago.
#64 - compared (02/10/2015) [-]
Thanks for the advice though.
User avatar #65 - alfonshister (02/10/2015) [-]
It was my privilege.

All hail the patriachy
User avatar #56 - krasnogvardiech (02/10/2015) [-]
Huh. Alright.
User avatar #57 - alfonshister (02/10/2015) [-]
Not that your points dont make sense, they're logical.

But they're based on something i dont agree with. Well, maybe another time.
User avatar #58 - krasnogvardiech (02/10/2015) [-]
All good.

Nice speaking to you!
User avatar #59 - alfonshister (02/10/2015) [-]
it was my privilege.
#49 - By the way, what the **** does 'limitating' mean?…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2015 on god has an inbox 0
User avatar #51 - alfonshister (02/10/2015) [-]
yeah, looks like im not really good at speaking English.
#48 - I'll make a different analogy, then. Ever tried to clean a mar…  [+] (15 new replies) 02/10/2015 on god has an inbox 0
User avatar #50 - alfonshister (02/10/2015) [-]
Every single comparison you will make will include limitations, like human intelligence, laws of physics, brain limitations, strength, boredom, size differences, etc etc pp.
When we say "God" we are talking about the one who created all of these, and it would be silly to say that god has to obey the laws he created. Your image of god is too humanized.
User avatar #52 - krasnogvardiech (02/10/2015) [-]
He made us in his image. I don't see how it would stop there.

It's the laws for us, on the physical world, following the laws of nature. He can't magic up things out of nowhere as per the conservation of energy, but he likely can instead subtly change things so that events happen as he wants them to a very long time in advance.
User avatar #53 - alfonshister (02/10/2015) [-]
in that case you are taking the biblical version, and im not going to take a position i dont believe in. However, Saying there are laws of nature even god has to obey means god isn't the mightiest.
As muslim i believe god has no restrictions of any kind. But well, that's jst my definition.
if you take your definition you have a point. Next step would be a discussion about wether or not to take the bible as source, but that's another story.
User avatar #54 - krasnogvardiech (02/10/2015) [-]
How is my point of view biblical? I'm attempting to go by common sense. And really I'm sort of agnostic (try to avoid the whole issue) but I find the mental exercises good to go through.

If whatever being made us all is indeed above us, and if they have the backdoors into creation and reality, then they are indeed the mightiest in the sense that they can just flat-out erase us from existence.
If said being is above us and above our laws of existence, not following them and instead just doing what they please, then they indeed don't follow the laws of reality as we know them.

Thus, I determine that given enough time the being above us all can indeed achieve anything, with proper preparation of his/her/its/whatever's own part. But instant results don't happen.

Ask an ecologist or a relevant scientist about how to remove a specific trait from an ecosystem. It turns out to be really, really tricky, but doable. Only a certain bunch of things you can do that will achieve the result and not wreck everything.

Of course though, I'm thinking with flat-out practicality. The one above us, whatever we call him, probably has his reasons for it all.
User avatar #55 - alfonshister (02/10/2015) [-]
the citationthat god made us by his image is from the bible. in Islam there is a strict separation, nothing can be compared to god.
Your logic is based on a biblical assumption.
User avatar #60 - compared (02/10/2015) [-]
Thanks a lot for using a comparison, hope you are well.
User avatar #61 - alfonshister (02/10/2015) [-]
oh god so many theme accounts
no seriously, why you do this?
User avatar #62 - compared (02/10/2015) [-]
I ask myself the same every day.
User avatar #63 - alfonshister (02/10/2015) [-]
Dont snow in too often.

Make it something rare, dont always try to make yourself relevant.
And get rid of that pink username. Makes it look like you created this account a minute ago.
#64 - compared (02/10/2015) [-]
Thanks for the advice though.
User avatar #65 - alfonshister (02/10/2015) [-]
It was my privilege.

All hail the patriachy
User avatar #56 - krasnogvardiech (02/10/2015) [-]
Huh. Alright.
User avatar #57 - alfonshister (02/10/2015) [-]
Not that your points dont make sense, they're logical.

But they're based on something i dont agree with. Well, maybe another time.
User avatar #58 - krasnogvardiech (02/10/2015) [-]
All good.

Nice speaking to you!
User avatar #59 - alfonshister (02/10/2015) [-]
it was my privilege.

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#2042 - vorasharaptor (9 hours ago) [-]
The Fix

starting off fixing yourself the Kras way.....then using the turtletroll helper
#2044 to #2043 - vorasharaptor (9 hours ago) [-]
did you watch it
User avatar #2045 to #2044 - krasnogvardiech (8 hours ago) [-]
Yes.

What a pussy that guy was.
#2038 - vorasharaptor (12 hours ago) [-]
**vorasharaptor used "*roll 1, 15-99*"**
**vorasharaptor rolls 85**
what year wil Kras' soviet army conquer europe
#2039 to #2038 - vorasharaptor (12 hours ago) [-]
2085 confirmed
User avatar #2040 to #2039 - krasnogvardiech (12 hours ago) [-]
Blood Red and Soviet Steel will conquer the world.
#2041 to #2040 - vorasharaptor (12 hours ago) [-]
World in Conflict - Seattle Invasion Cinematic

'85 attack europe
'89 attack usa
User avatar #2036 to #2035 - krasnogvardiech (02/27/2015) [-]
That's a telling trait of sociopathy, friend.
#2037 to #2036 - vorasharaptor (02/27/2015) [-]
not really
can also be a case of seeing too much and being dead inside

#2021 to #2020 - vorasharaptor (02/27/2015) [-]
ill bring her right to your house

Breaking Up with Overly Attached Girlfriend
#2022 to #2021 - krasnogvardiech (02/27/2015) [-]
**krasnogvardiech used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**krasnogvardiech rolls 20**
#2024 to #2022 - vorasharaptor (02/27/2015) [-]
*krasnogvardiech becomes omnipotent....knowing the outcome of everything before it happens*
User avatar #2025 to #2024 - krasnogvardiech (02/27/2015) [-]
That would be Omniscient.
User avatar #2023 to #2022 - krasnogvardiech (02/27/2015) [-]
**krasnogvardiech used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**krasnogvardiech rolls 13**

I kick her in the face hard enough to shatter the front of her skull.
#2026 to #2023 - vorasharaptor (02/27/2015) [-]
implying you could beat a russian woman

ive met a few.....get a mouth guard so you dont lose teeth
User avatar #2027 to #2026 - krasnogvardiech (02/27/2015) [-]
**krasnogvardiech used "*roll 4, 1-20*"**
**krasnogvardiech rolls 14**
**krasnogvardiech rolls 08**
**krasnogvardiech rolls 06**
**krasnogvardiech rolls 03**

I go for a four-hit combo.
#2028 to #2027 - vorasharaptor (02/27/2015) [-]
the 14 was a fair hit....then the other three just got weaker each time....aka she counterattacks and you get raped
User avatar #2029 to #2028 - krasnogvardiech (02/27/2015) [-]
That is the opposite of a problem. I get pusi b0ss
#2030 to #2029 - vorasharaptor (02/27/2015) [-]
right......
new zealand style
User avatar #2031 to #2030 - krasnogvardiech (02/27/2015) [-]
Russian women aren't sheep, m8
#2032 to #2031 - vorasharaptor (02/27/2015) [-]
soviet she-bear?
#2034 to #2033 - vorasharaptor (02/27/2015) [-]
USA: big boobs are silicone
Russia: big boobs are natural

checkmate
#2017 - vorasharaptor (02/26/2015) [-]
**vorasharaptor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**vorasharaptor rolls Hello Kitty vibrator.**
if i hunt down Kras' psycho ex and fly her here to new zealand...what will Kras do
#2014 - arena (02/24/2015) [-]
King Fedora.
User avatar #2015 to #2014 - arena (02/24/2015) [-]
This is legit everything he is.
User avatar #2016 to #2015 - krasnogvardiech (02/24/2015) [-]
By the Emperor, how horrifying.

Seriously, I didn't think people came as retarded as you described him. Thought they must've just drawn the bad card in looks.

Exactly why is he still alive, again? Any idea?
#2000 - vorasharaptor (02/20/2015) [-]
**vorasharaptor used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"****vorasharaptor rolls Signs point to yes**   
should i hook Krassle up with a psycho girl
**vorasharaptor used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**vorasharaptor rolls Signs point to yes**
should i hook Krassle up with a psycho girl
#2001 to #2000 - krasnogvardiech (02/21/2015) [-]
Who the hell are you?

Depends on her looks, though. And whether or not she takes meds.
#2002 to #2001 - vorasharaptor (02/21/2015) [-]
you forgot me that easily?

well **** you too kras
#2003 to #2002 - krasnogvardiech (02/21/2015) [-]
Fairly certain no pinknames are in my friends list.

This you, Kurze?
#2004 to #2003 - vorasharaptor (02/21/2015) [-]
yes its me you damned commie
#2005 to #2004 - krasnogvardiech (02/21/2015) [-]
Pinknames. Pinknames.

How was I supposed to know, in all fairness? Nothing to indicate but writing style.
#2006 to #2005 - vorasharaptor (02/21/2015) [-]
well who else posted a pic of that crazy girl and said you hook up with her

ill make sure you stick your dick in crazy again
User avatar #2007 to #2006 - krasnogvardiech (02/21/2015) [-]
Point. Still, when you assume you make an ass out of 'u' and 'me'.
#2008 to #2007 - vorasharaptor (02/21/2015) [-]
ill put you to sleep wit ha tranquilizer and feed you viagra so the psycho girls can do you while youre out
User avatar #2012 to #2008 - tranquilizer (02/21/2015) [-]
Well if it's kurze I'm not surprised
You mention me a lot
#2013 to #2012 - vorasharaptor (02/21/2015) [-]
what can i do

i cant always kill people...sometimes i need to use you to put people to sleep
User avatar #2009 to #2008 - krasnogvardiech (02/21/2015) [-]
Sounds like something that would happen at a party.

I'm in.
User avatar #2011 to #2010 - krasnogvardiech (02/21/2015) [-]
Everybody gets some.
User avatar #1998 - arena (02/18/2015) [-]
Russian BEAR!
User avatar #1995 - arena (02/18/2015) [-]
48 Divided by 2(9+3)=

Answer that **** /Give you a reward init. The profile picture of the bear made me laugh so.
User avatar #1996 to #1995 - krasnogvardiech (02/18/2015) [-]
Following BEDMAS, that would result in:

48 x (2(9+3))
> 48 x (18+6)
-> 48 x 24
--> 1152

Unless I am mistaken. I haven't done math in a too-bloody-long time.
User avatar #1997 to #1996 - krasnogvardiech (02/18/2015) [-]
... **** .

Divided by.

48 / 2(9+3) = 2.
#1993 - matexius ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
Krasno, we may have a problem...   
   
Ivan broke physics... Any ideas?    
I'd tie an anchor to his legs...
Krasno, we may have a problem...

Ivan broke physics... Any ideas?
I'd tie an anchor to his legs...
User avatar #1994 to #1993 - krasnogvardiech (01/22/2015) [-]
Let him swim. He is killing submarine tank for the motherland.
User avatar #1991 - konradkurze (01/17/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Yes**
is Kras a weeaboo
User avatar #1992 to #1991 - krasnogvardiech (01/17/2015) [-]
kawaii sugoi pocky desu ne~
User avatar #1969 - konradkurze (01/16/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**konradkurze rolls 4**
what do i buy for Kras

1-2 a T34
3-4 a T90
5-6 a KV1
7-8 an IS2
9-0 a T13
User avatar #1971 to #1969 - krasnogvardiech (01/16/2015) [-]
Hold me tight and never let go, you wonderful scholar.
User avatar #1972 to #1971 - konradkurze (01/16/2015) [-]
no homo tovarisch
User avatar #1973 to #1972 - krasnogvardiech (01/16/2015) [-]
Homo? What's that?
User avatar #1974 to #1973 - konradkurze (01/16/2015) [-]
you gay
#1975 to #1974 - krasnogvardiech (01/16/2015) [-]
Gay? What's gay?
User avatar #1976 to #1975 - konradkurze (01/16/2015) [-]
you have sex with men
#1977 to #1976 - krasnogvardiech (01/16/2015) [-]
But they have no vaginas. Where are you supposed to put the cock?
User avatar #1978 to #1977 - konradkurze (01/16/2015) [-]
men put cock in your russian ass
#1979 to #1978 - krasnogvardiech (01/16/2015) [-]
But poop comes from there.
#1982 to #1981 - konradkurze (01/16/2015) [-]
its only gay for the one taking the D

aka you
#1983 to #1982 - krasnogvardiech (01/16/2015) [-]
**krasnogvardiech used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**krasnogvardiech rolls 20**

You failed to tell the difference between me and this thing, and instead are *********** it. Roll for damage, no saves.
User avatar #1988 to #1987 - konradkurze (01/16/2015) [-]
you talk alot about ghey stuff

makes me wonder did you leave motherland because putin is anti-gay
User avatar #1989 to #1988 - krasnogvardiech (01/16/2015) [-]
I ********** a dude to prove a point once. Does that count?
User avatar #1990 to #1989 - konradkurze (01/16/2015) [-]
yes
you gay
#1970 to #1969 - konradkurze (01/16/2015) [-]
ahhh motherland
User avatar #1966 - konradkurze (01/15/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**konradkurze rolls 5**

what do i buy for Kras

1-2 german beer
3-4 russian vodka
5-6 japanese sake
7-8 the bottled piss americans call beer
9-0 french wine
User avatar #1968 to #1967 - konradkurze (01/15/2015) [-]
FJ decided...you must accept that decision
User avatar #1959 - konradkurze (01/15/2015) [-]
time for evil plan

i shall go onto russian social media sites...spam Kras face and addess...and let psycho girl know where Kras is to find him
#1960 to #1959 - krasnogvardiech (01/15/2015) [-]
That is the exact opposite of a good plan. Do not do that.
#1961 to #1960 - konradkurze (01/15/2015) [-]
come on Kras   
you took the risk of sticking your dick in crazy....you gotta follow it through
come on Kras
you took the risk of sticking your dick in crazy....you gotta follow it through
#1962 to #1961 - krasnogvardiech (01/15/2015) [-]
I stuck dick in crazy, and I am prepared to remove crazy.
User avatar #1963 to #1962 - konradkurze (01/15/2015) [-]
new plan

joshlol wants a russian girl...maybe your ex's aura of psycho cling will break joshlols forever alone forcefield and he will have a girl for once
#1964 to #1963 - krasnogvardiech (01/15/2015) [-]
This can't fail. Do it.
User avatar #1965 to #1964 - konradkurze (01/15/2015) [-]
josh already made it clear he doesnt care is shes dominating....

al in all he'll be a limey married to a ruski, and living in norway
User avatar #1937 - matexius ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
Brokranian! You seeing what I think I'm seeing?

www.funnyjunk.com/channel/animemanga/Ultimate+transformation/YaLXLLn/
User avatar #1938 to #1937 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
A techpriest got creative with a servitor. Big deal.
User avatar #1940 to #1938 - matexius ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
Oh, I almost forgot... How've you been lately?
It's been a little while...
User avatar #1941 to #1940 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
Alright for the most part. Money troubles are the same as always, while I've fallen into the routine of week with money, week with no money.
User avatar #1942 to #1941 - matexius ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
Cool. Also I've been meaning to ask, does NZ have the animals that the Aussies have? Like all the venomous **** that makes you want to take a flammenwerfer to the entire island?
User avatar #1943 to #1942 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
The exact opposite. ******* sheep and birds everywhere, and deer and some other nice crap.

Think of it as the Britain of the southern hemisphere, without bogans instead of chavs and maori instead of blacks/asians, and tourists ******* everywhere.
User avatar #1944 to #1943 - matexius ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
Well, that's awesome... I was just asking since, they're not very far apart, but there's a decent chance that it's completely different....

Also, remember this song? www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7hHlh2IusY
User avatar #1945 to #1944 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
Very well.
User avatar #1946 to #1945 - matexius ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
I'm trying to learn the lyrics, already know Katyusha in my sleep, but this one's giving me serious trouble, mainly the fact that the letters I find are...how shall I put this... off like a Storm Troopers aim, for me atleast. I know that the Cousins of Russia have their own letters, but when they're translated, their sounds don't match up with the song...
User avatar #1947 to #1946 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
This is why you treat each letter and each word as its own isolated thing. Just like a symphony; make sure every note is good, the whole will carry itself.
User avatar #1948 to #1947 - matexius ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
I should take learning Russian a bit more seriously... Already speak fluent English and German, since I was like 8, now at 17, learn Russian. Brilliant... Also, my Bela-Russian girl space friend is pretty Q3.14.

Also, does cheeki breeki actually mean anything?
User avatar #1949 to #1948 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
You speak German. My inadequacy intensifies.
User avatar #1950 to #1949 - matexius ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
Too bad I can't stand them... Always having the best ***** , assholes. They've been trying to take our clay ever since the 6. century AD.
I actually learned it uncounsiously, there were no good channels with cartoons, other than the German ones... I have no idea how, but by 7 I spoke it fluently. I guess living 30 minutes from the border with them has that effect...
If you're implying that I'm somehow better than you, because I speak German, dude... come on now...
User avatar #1951 to #1950 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
Yes you are. I don't imply, I outright state.

That's sort of like how I learned English, too. One day when I was 8 or so I just stopped speaking Russian and started speaking English. Like the flick of a fukken switch.
User avatar #1952 to #1951 - matexius ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
Well, German is all well and good, till you get to Switzerland or Austrian Styria. Even if you speak perfect German, you still need subtitles. They just accent everything off... I've got a small part of my relatives in Switzerland, I know what I'm talking about.

I'm guessing that's how long you've been in NZ, too?
User avatar #1953 to #1952 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
Since '02.
User avatar #1954 to #1953 - matexius ONLINE (01/11/2015) [-]
Damn dude... 12 years.
How do you remember Ukraine?
User avatar #1955 to #1954 - krasnogvardiech (01/12/2015) [-]
It's one-half slums, one-half farms. Really, I'm not missing much.

Except for cool underground/under-building places. That **** was dope.
User avatar #1956 to #1955 - matexius ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
Like bunkers and **** ?
User avatar #1957 to #1956 - krasnogvardiech (01/12/2015) [-]
Sort of. There are such things as basements, and street entrances for them. My school was one such place. Miss that **** hardcore.
User avatar #1958 to #1957 - matexius ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
Oh, like the ones the 'Muricans have in the movies, the ones with the doors on the outside as well...? Atleast a bit similar. Through which they normally GTFO in horror movies...
Why do you miss them so much?
User avatar #1939 to #1938 - matexius ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
What? Oh....nah, well that too...
I meant that chick that so wanted that artilerr-D afterwards... To fire it, I mean...

and yes, I did just make this comment to use that atrocious pun... I'm ashamed of myself
User avatar #1928 - konradkurze (01/08/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Yes**
has Kras ever stuck his dick in crazy and regretted it
User avatar #1929 to #1928 - krasnogvardiech (01/08/2015) [-]
Magic 8-ball is correct.
User avatar #1930 to #1929 - konradkurze (01/08/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Signs point to yes**
is Kras scared to go back to motherland in case crazy bitch finds him
User avatar #1931 to #1930 - krasnogvardiech (01/08/2015) [-]
I will neither confirm or deny.

Your text color is lovely, by the way.
User avatar #1932 to #1931 - konradkurze (01/08/2015) [-]
yeah since so many kids cried over my night lords color i went for blood color
User avatar #1933 to #1932 - krasnogvardiech (01/08/2015) [-]
The **** you do that for? Let 'em cry, their tears can lubricate your power armor.
User avatar #1934 to #1933 - konradkurze (01/08/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls Flash flooding.**
what should i do to Kras
User avatar #1936 to #1934 - konradkurze (01/08/2015) [-]
ahhhhh time for Rasputitsa on Krasnogvardiech
User avatar #1935 to #1934 - krasnogvardiech (01/08/2015) [-]
I've got a rebreather. Bring it, bitch.
User avatar #1927 - konradkurze (01/07/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls Shedding skin like a snake.**
what should Kras do this weekend
User avatar #1926 - konradkurze (01/06/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls You may rely on it**
should Kras find a crazy girl to stick his dick into
User avatar #1920 - konradkurze (01/06/2015) [-]
Krassle
wake up
User avatar #1922 to #1921 - konradkurze (01/06/2015) [-]
found the perfect girl for you

League of Legends Music: Get Jinxed
User avatar #1923 to #1922 - krasnogvardiech (01/06/2015) [-]
**** no. Don't stick yer dick in crazy.
User avatar #1924 to #1923 - konradkurze (01/06/2015) [-]
hence why you left motherland?
them soviet bitches be crazy
User avatar #1925 to #1924 - krasnogvardiech (01/06/2015) [-]
Nah, they're mostly alright.
User avatar #1907 - konradkurze (01/05/2015) [-]
*locks Kras in a room with damping and syrianassassin*

3 way battle between soviet yankee and arab....who will win
User avatar #1909 to #1907 - krasnogvardiech (01/05/2015) [-]
None.

I pull out a seat out of the table, offer drinks, and plot how we will unite the world and ascend to the stars.
User avatar #1910 to #1909 - konradkurze (01/05/2015) [-]
unite with america?
kras is traitor to motherland
User avatar #1913 to #1910 - krasnogvardiech (01/05/2015) [-]
Unite with the world.

One Motherland, one Republic, one Islam state, one people, one planet, one purpose.
User avatar #1916 to #1913 - syrianassassin (01/05/2015) [-]
let us go bomb america!!

gib airplan plz
User avatar #1917 to #1916 - krasnogvardiech (01/05/2015) [-]
****** old Afghanistan airplanes, sure.

Modern SU-47 Berkuts? Keep your filthy hands off them.
User avatar #1918 to #1917 - syrianassassin (01/05/2015) [-]
gib Sokhoy airjet plz
User avatar #1919 to #1918 - krasnogvardiech (01/05/2015) [-]
**** OFF BACK TO REDNECKISTAN


URAAAAH!
User avatar #1915 to #1913 - konradkurze (01/05/2015) [-]
no islam casual krasual

we whould all worship the chaos gods
User avatar #1908 to #1907 - syrianassassin (01/05/2015) [-]
I am the bomb
User avatar #1912 to #1911 - syrianassassin (01/05/2015) [-]
no really i am the bomb!
#1914 to #1912 - konradkurze (01/05/2015) [-]
we know yorue a bomb
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