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Somewhere, a coin flipped lands on its side.
Somewhere, a drop of water saves a life.
Somewhere, a pebble stops a landslide.
Maybe someone believed hard enough.
Maybe everything is secretly fair.
Maybe the price was already paid.
Yesterday I was cold and hungry and wanted to run away.
Today I will believe enough.
Today a pebble will stop a landslide.
I will not fall today.

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#63 - Picture 11/28/2016 on MAGA +3
#85 - Resist it. Chaos leads to foul places.  [+] (1 reply) 11/28/2016 on Warhammer 40k Comp 11 0
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#104 - crazycommando (11/28/2016) [-]
places like Nurgle daemonettes...aka gonorrhea
#15 - A theory of mine is that as he's basically a nanomachine versi…  [+] (1 reply) 11/27/2016 on OVERWATCH CROSSOVER COMP! +1
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#16 - esioh (11/27/2016) [-]
Yeah i think its vaguely confirmed in the lore, that a toxic combination of reapers altered physiology, something going wrong with Mercy's rez attempt, and the debris and fabric still in Reye's body after the explosion caused him to turn out how he did, ending up in a molecular state similar to Deadpool, in that it decays and reforms at a rapid rate. Due to the fact that the rez included fabrics and such his clothes and guns are now part of his body, giving him the power to recreate the guns out of nothingness and to 'teleport' short distances
#13 - Maybe it was a Sombra plot to get Reyes' mood up from beating …  [+] (3 replies) 11/27/2016 on OVERWATCH CROSSOVER COMP! +1
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#14 - esioh (11/27/2016) [-]
Yup, though obviously reaper is not quite in tip top physical kek form right now
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#15 - krasnogvardiech (11/27/2016) [-]
A theory of mine is that as he's basically a nanomachine version of Alex Mercer, he can be literally anything he wants, and he decides to have that outfit.

He's simultaneously defining himself as the physical embodiment of edginess, making guns out of his own body and shooting people with his own body. That's dedication to an aesthetic if I've ever seen one.
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#16 - esioh (11/27/2016) [-]
Yeah i think its vaguely confirmed in the lore, that a toxic combination of reapers altered physiology, something going wrong with Mercy's rez attempt, and the debris and fabric still in Reye's body after the explosion caused him to turn out how he did, ending up in a molecular state similar to Deadpool, in that it decays and reforms at a rapid rate. Due to the fact that the rez included fabrics and such his clothes and guns are now part of his body, giving him the power to recreate the guns out of nothingness and to 'teleport' short distances
#11 - Neither Ana or Sombra are on here. Hell, Zarya and Winston are…  [+] (5 replies) 11/27/2016 on OVERWATCH CROSSOVER COMP! +1
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#12 - esioh (11/27/2016) [-]
It doesnt have a timestamp, but I imagine it was probably from before Anna and Sombra, that being said, you are right. Why are Winston and Zarya (and Tracer, and Widowmaker and Zenyata) not there? Also Reapers probably needs a slight tweak, because its advising people to fight him, which would almost certainly result in being put down, rather quickly
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#13 - krasnogvardiech (11/27/2016) [-]
Maybe it was a Sombra plot to get Reyes' mood up from beating a retard to the pavement!

Wasn't he in the same supersoldier program as S76?
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#14 - esioh (11/27/2016) [-]
Yup, though obviously reaper is not quite in tip top physical kek form right now
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#15 - krasnogvardiech (11/27/2016) [-]
A theory of mine is that as he's basically a nanomachine version of Alex Mercer, he can be literally anything he wants, and he decides to have that outfit.

He's simultaneously defining himself as the physical embodiment of edginess, making guns out of his own body and shooting people with his own body. That's dedication to an aesthetic if I've ever seen one.
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#16 - esioh (11/27/2016) [-]
Yeah i think its vaguely confirmed in the lore, that a toxic combination of reapers altered physiology, something going wrong with Mercy's rez attempt, and the debris and fabric still in Reye's body after the explosion caused him to turn out how he did, ending up in a molecular state similar to Deadpool, in that it decays and reforms at a rapid rate. Due to the fact that the rez included fabrics and such his clothes and guns are now part of his body, giving him the power to recreate the guns out of nothingness and to 'teleport' short distances
#8 - Jesus is the cause, not the effect pop a beer and chill m8  [+] (1 reply) 11/27/2016 on OVERWATCH CROSSOVER COMP! +1
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#10 - esioh (11/27/2016) [-]
aight all g fam,
beer popped, chilling commencing
#6 - jesus  [+] (3 replies) 11/27/2016 on OVERWATCH CROSSOVER COMP! +1
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#7 - esioh (11/27/2016) [-]
and yes, I was going out of my way to make that as obnoxious as possible. Tbh I could and should have made it worse
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#8 - krasnogvardiech (11/27/2016) [-]
Jesus is the cause, not the effect

pop a beer and chill m8
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#10 - esioh (11/27/2016) [-]
aight all g fam,
beer popped, chilling commencing
#4 - unrelated  [+] (7 replies) 11/27/2016 on OVERWATCH CROSSOVER COMP! +2
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#9 - esioh (11/27/2016) [-]
also they forgot to mention that 76 is litteraly the only person in OW who remembers what moving faster than walking speed is, so he's not even slow. Plus the fact he is the result of a literal supersoldier program, who could very easily kick your ass blindfolded. That being said, its still the best fight option (besides zero suit Dva, fuck that gremlin POS)
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#11 - krasnogvardiech (11/27/2016) [-]
Neither Ana or Sombra are on here. Hell, Zarya and Winston aren't on here. Where the hell is the other one?

brb, excavating image folders
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#12 - esioh (11/27/2016) [-]
It doesnt have a timestamp, but I imagine it was probably from before Anna and Sombra, that being said, you are right. Why are Winston and Zarya (and Tracer, and Widowmaker and Zenyata) not there? Also Reapers probably needs a slight tweak, because its advising people to fight him, which would almost certainly result in being put down, rather quickly
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#13 - krasnogvardiech (11/27/2016) [-]
Maybe it was a Sombra plot to get Reyes' mood up from beating a retard to the pavement!

Wasn't he in the same supersoldier program as S76?
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#14 - esioh (11/27/2016) [-]
Yup, though obviously reaper is not quite in tip top physical kek form right now
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#15 - krasnogvardiech (11/27/2016) [-]
A theory of mine is that as he's basically a nanomachine version of Alex Mercer, he can be literally anything he wants, and he decides to have that outfit.

He's simultaneously defining himself as the physical embodiment of edginess, making guns out of his own body and shooting people with his own body. That's dedication to an aesthetic if I've ever seen one.
User avatar
#16 - esioh (11/27/2016) [-]
Yeah i think its vaguely confirmed in the lore, that a toxic combination of reapers altered physiology, something going wrong with Mercy's rez attempt, and the debris and fabric still in Reye's body after the explosion caused him to turn out how he did, ending up in a molecular state similar to Deadpool, in that it decays and reforms at a rapid rate. Due to the fact that the rez included fabrics and such his clothes and guns are now part of his body, giving him the power to recreate the guns out of nothingness and to 'teleport' short distances